/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen

Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

Hololive English -Myth- Gawr Gura 1/7 Complete Figure(Pre-order)
https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail?gcode=FIGURE-150839

Gawr Gura Birthday Celebration 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gawrgura_bd2023

Previous Thread: >>52217863

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

Feel free to send feedback about Gura or Cover (perms, projects, etc) here
https://cover-corp.com/en/contact

[Anonymous No.]

my wife

[Anonymous No.]

If she still loves us she'll do a member ASMR or at least a love song karaoke to show it to us in July

[Anonymous No.]

huhaha

[Anonymous No.]

This is what Chumbuds get for normalizing Gura's decline.

[Anonymous No.]

Everything feels so hopeless...

[Anonymous No.]

Gurass

[Anonymous No.]

This is what chumbuds get for being seething apes.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Gura the most!

[Anonymous No.]

7 more weeks
Hang in there

[Anonymous No.]

Into my heart an air that kills
From yon far country blows
What are those blue remembered streams,
What members only, what karaokes are those?

That is the land of lost content,
I see it shining plainly,
The happy streams where I went
And cannot come again.

[Anonymous No.]

Goob morning, I love Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52259816
Literally said nothing wrong. If only more higher profile people would call Gura out of her behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine telling someone a year ago this would be our reality. Nobody would believe you.

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>>52259816
Has there ever been a more blatant case of "they hated him because he told the truth"?

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>>52260108
>When you enable bad behavior it leads to someone getting worse
What a surprise

[Anonymous No.]

>>52260201
>still here and seething
shut up bitch

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>>52259816
yesbros what is our response??? this anti is making us look like idiots

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not even sure how many layers of falseflagging this is anymore

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK guraz

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone using a wojak unironically loses automatically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52260366
I really don't give a shit what you or others think as long as you don't shit up the thread

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[Anonymous No.]

How much interest here would there be in watchalongs of old Gura vods?

[Anonymous No.]

Being sad and horny at the same time is a weird feeling. You'd think I'd be used to it by now

[Anonymous No.]

>>52260573
Yes, I'm going to!

[Anonymous No.]

I just need to marry her.

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>>52260846
vods make me sad and nostalgic though..

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>>52260053
He didn't but Renpc is still mad because he thought doing work for her would get him some kind of special relationship where he could meet and fuck her. He didn't know about her ghosting. She's done it before. He's just mad

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>>52260993
Sry, I already did.

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>>52260993
I did. The Lord knows it.

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>>52261055
More like he probably got to see just how awful and uncaring Gura is to her fans up close.

[Anonymous No.]

you guys remind me of the girls that get beaten by their boyfriends every week but somehow they still think that if they stay with them for long enough one day they will change for good

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>>52260846
Probably some. More than anyone would admit, but also it would probably just descend into a great deal of sadposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52261277
If Gura started beating us that would be kinda hot

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>>52261364
It was pretty fun last time I did it. Not sure what you guys would want to do. Cytube or Discord, Discord is pretty easy to do but I know people here hate discord...

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>>52261277
That's a dumb analogy. If there's physical abuse, the guy could get in a lot of trouble over that whereas Gura could ghost her fans as much as she wants and nothing will happen to her.

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>>52261277
>>52261373
she would probably just hurt herself if she tried, but it would be cute to see her try

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>>52261514
I hate this world that keeps putting women on a pedestal while we have to shut up and take it like a man...

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>>52261515
>*slap*
>OW! My hand!

[Anonymous No.]

I want Gura to demolish me with her frying pan like she did with the Oreos. Oh, it would hurt so good.

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>>52261277
>you guys remind me of the girls that get beaten by their boyfriends
They should stab their boyfriend to establish dominance.

[Anonymous No.]

Ages, chumbies. How old are you fucks?
Am I too old for this fandom? Went onto /r/okbuddyhololive and the faggots there are all like 14-18 apparantly.
Reference: I'm 27.

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>>52261570
Well no, in this case its just that an actual relationship, and the accountability that comes with it, isn't comparable to the relationship of a Holo and her fans.

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>>52261608
I want Gura to demolish my balls

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>>52261757
>He doesn't see Gura as his wife
Go back

[Anonymous No.]

Where is he???

[Anonymous No.]

>>52261759
I want her to ruin my orgasm and call me stinky

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>>52261756
Mental or physical?

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>>52261757
Of course it's not comparable the "battered wife syndrome" is just an easy rhetorical object for someone who talk shit. Battered wives are victims of violence that refuse to fight back. Being a fan of a sporadically active youtuber isn't even close.

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>>52261860
porque no los dos?
I think I'm stuck at around 21 years old mentally.

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>>52261756
I'm 26 and feel too old for the internet in general sometimes

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>>52261812
Well, Gura certainly isn't held accountable in regards to her fans the same way an actual husband and wife are held accountable. In fact no Holo is.

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>>52261515
>>52261604
Not something I expected to be into, but it's really doing something to me imagining Gura weakly pounding on me.

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>>52261906
Bro, I grew up on Moe anime and real gory gruesome anime and shit.
This new generation gets upset that there isn't enough black characters in their shows. They are trying to ban cunny/loli etc etc. It's fucking wild to me.
I remember the attempt to cancel Gura when she first started, and now I feel like, if she debuted today, it might have succeded. This world is so fucking sensitive.

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>>52261756
32
>>52261906
>I'm 26 and feel too old for the internet
That's less to do with your age and more to do with how fucking stupid everything and everyone has become. Shit was going downhill in the 2000s but for some reason coronavirus accelerated it hard. 10 years of downward spiraling became a 2 year precipitous fall.

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>>52261897
I don't know what that means but yea, same. Am 28

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>>52262031
I feel like I live in bizzaro world. People can't seperate fiction from real life, and now everything is getting gentrified. . . even Anime. I never thought it would come to this.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a wizard and I still feel like a teenager sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

32 year old wizard here. Don't ask me about my orb.

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>>52262031
>>52262088
What a time to be alive, eh? I, for one, am pretty hyped with things accelerating. I just wanna see what humanity does with their possibilities and the time they are given. It's all so very intriguing. Truly, humans are the thing I despise most in this world but they are also the thing that makes it all worth it. Quite the paradox you are, my dear brothers and sisters. Now how do I reach you, I wonder?

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>>52261857
She knew what she was doing that time she implied she's in control of our bladders. She probably gets off knowing that she's also in control of when we goom

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>>52261756
26 I feel like an old man that just wants to be left alone and die. But I also feel like I'm still 16 and don't know what to do with my life.

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>>52262317
Can I ask about your Gorb instead?

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>>52262388
Well, I can tell you that chances are good you'll still feel that way 4 years from now...

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>>52262355
It just feels like everything is going to shit to me, and we'll live in some kind of dystopia in the next century

[Anonymous No.]

Man, I feel even more depressed now. Yet also oddly motivated to try to do better.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm hungwy

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>>52262675
Hi hungwy

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>>52262355
Things are going to be interesting, that much is certain...

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>>52261997
Yea its pretty fucking annoying trying to discuss anime at all on the internet these days so I just stopped trying. I used to be of the mindset that "it doesn't matter what these crybabies say because Japan won't change for the west" but sadly that doesn't seem to be the case anymore.

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>>52261756
I turn 28 in a few weeks

[Anonymous No.]

My autistic wife.

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>>52262574
Everything is in fact going to shit, bud. It's supposed to. The point is finding out why it's going to shit before you die. So that you are ready.

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>>52262860
>>52261997
Maybe this is just copium, but I feel like at some point it'll go too far and the pendulum will swing back in the other direction again.

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not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

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>>52261756
34 but... I'm married with a son and a coomer so I can't relate at all with any of the GFE fags here.

[Anonymous No.]

not Gura
I LOVE READING!!

[Anonymous No.]

Are we having existential crisis' in here? That's always a fun conversation topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52263418
does your wife know about your lust for a tiny anime shark girl?

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>>52263516
Would ruin these 2. T o T

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>>52263516
I agree. This is what I always wanted. A chumbuds for chumbuds kind of thing.

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>>52263516
yeah

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>>52263548
Everyone always asks this kek. No, I have the nendo on my work desk and she thinks she's cute. I also have miku nendos so she doesn't think anything of it.

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>>52263641
That's what I figured, just curious. I know it's probably a pipe dream, but I'd only want to be with someone I could share my degenerate interests in. Ideally Gura herself.

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I've seen things you people couldn't even imagine. From meme magic's birth, to the death of freedom, words turned to action, and inaction seen as the solution. Anons with ideals worth gold to the usage on loli for propaganda purposes. Those days are gone, fun no longer exists on the internet.

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>>52263782
Like tears in the rain. Time to die...

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>>52263516
honestly at this point why not, im kind of in a state of suspended disbelief of her leaving right away again, i think the apathy towards it is worse than anything else. but at least we have each other to cope

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>>52263776
Idk I like having things only I'm interested in, it's a nice way to have my own space.

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized I haven't goomed in a few days.
I should goom. I think it's going to be a good one.

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>>52264307
Cute ai Gura. T o T

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>>52263982
I get that. I wouldn't want a girl who's just a female version of me, liking all the same things would be boring. But being with someone who gets what I'm attracted to would sure be nice, or at least someone I can be open with. Sure talking with internet strangers about cunny and stuff can be fun, but it would be better with someone I actually know.

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I gotta say the complete lack of members content is bizzarre and blows away the retarded "muh atms" shit since 1 stream a month is all she'd need to keep making thousands in passive ncome

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>>52264370
I agree. Whatever is going on, money isn't the reason.

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>>52261277
This except I already said it like a year ago so now I can't even be bothered to mention it anymore.

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Speaking of things said a year ago...

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>>52260053
fuck off anti

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/ggg/ should do a meet up for connect the world

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>>52264641
Here's to eight months of disappointment and sadness.

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>>52264961
And to love!

[Anonymous No.]

what do you think will happen if things just stay like this for another year or 2?

[Anonymous No.]

I’m excited for the concert.
(Note: I’m not saying this to start an argument and I too wish for more streams, nor am I saying that you need to enjoy these events)

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>>52265027
I will have finally gotten rid of my love handles, and will have accumulated a lot of money I don't need, from the better paying job I got because of her. Also more long time fans will run out of copium and probably move on.

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>>52265101
I wish I could say the same.. honestly, her absence just makes me apathetic towards It feels wrong..

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>>52265101
I am not at all excited, but I'm glad you can get some joy out of it. It's a big thing and I'm pretty sure everyone would be full of hype under normal circumstances.

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>>52264896
I don't wanna

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>>52265259
*towards events and it feels wrong..

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>>52265101
I'm not sure if I'm even going to bother pirating it. Maybe I can save it for later if things improve but everything will already be spoiled. It will just hurt watching right now.

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>>52265217
I don't want to shit on the concert or say stuff like 'it's not worth it'. I wish I could be excited for it like for the first holofes. But when she isn't around at all like this it's hard to be anything but bitter and depressed.
If we had been getting regular streams a concert like this would be great

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SHE'S ALIVE

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>>52265551
Glad to hear it.

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>>52261165
Nope, he thought he would get to talk to her behind the scenes all the time and have some kind of special relationship. He thought he could fuck her, lol. The same thing happened with that guy Klauis who used to draw Gura everyday. Eventually he stopped because Gura wasn't giving him special attention

[Anonymous No.]

Gura liked this, this brat

[Anonymous No.]

....Guess I really am the only one here right now. Twitter activity, guys.

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>>52265101
I'm excited to watch the restreams and download the performances

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love shark

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>>52265655
I put my chicken nuggies in the air fryer. Happy to see my wife is alive and well.

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>>52265647
lol, this brat fucking LOVES penis. But there are retards who still think she's bi or a lesbian lol. She doesn't have the balls to retweet it

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>>52265798
yeah mine

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>>52265647
Where did she find this? She isn't following the artist and it's not tagged

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WIFE RETWEET ALERT

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>>52265865
Someone she follows probably retweeted it.

[Anonymous No.]

phone retweet, no stream

[Anonymous No.]

GURAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Gura, my love for you is like a truck

[Anonymous No.]

She saw Ame's Feet tank

[Anonymous No.]

But she hates feet...

[Anonymous No.]

She has to record her concert promo today

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>>52265956
How can you tell? Tweetdeck shows me the original tweet for the retweet- oh, an actual tweet from iphone, yep, we're still in the dogshouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52266035
based>>52265995

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1673802303302959105
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1673802303302959105
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1673802303302959105
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1673802303302959105

[Anonymous No.]

WIFE REPLY ON TWITTER HOLY SHIT STREAM SOON

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>>52266058
At least she's making some attempt to be visible online

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>>52266087
WERE SO BACK

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>>52266138
She's still ignoring us and it solves nothing. Now put up a frame and make me look like a jackass come on please

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit we go so much content today, I'm happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>52266138
Having to force herself to spend 10 minutes a week scrolling through twitter is more insulting than not doing anything.

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>>52264370
Why bother when there's so many retards that don't cancel anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>52265995
BERSERKERRRRR

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>>52266114
hopefully she can settle on one stream a week

[Anonymous No.]

>>52266035
where was that fag doubting amesame was dead? fuck you it's alive as it always was despite gura streaming being dead

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking AX sold out? Guess I gotta scalp one for like 100+ extra rip.

[Anonymous No.]

Shion outfit like

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>>52266319
>hopefully she can settle three streams a week
>hopefully she can settle on two streams a week
>hopefully she can settle on one stream a week
>hopefully she can settle on one stream every two weeks
>hopefully she can settle on one stream a month

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>>52266326
She also liked a gif of Ame patting her

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We are so back Chumbies

[Anonymous No.]

AMESAMEHOT

[Anonymous No.]

Welp, I hope you enjoyed your Gura content for the week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52264896

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>>52266423
can it really get much worse at this point?

[Anonymous No.]

come on shark

[Anonymous No.]

>Number of streams in April
3 members, 2 non-members
>Number of streams in May
1 members, 2 non-members
>Number of streams in June
0 members, 1 non-members
>Number of streams in July (trend-based prediction)
0 members, 0 non-members

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>>52266435
they fucking are

[Anonymous No.]

>>52266462
Yes, I did. She said my cock is nice

[Anonymous No.]

Her activity made me kind of sad.. and Idk why.

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>>52266550
Hey now, we still have 3 whole days left in June not that my hopes for a stream are too high.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura was pooping with her phone and found some time to check twitter, seems like she's done now

[Anonymous No.]

Her twitter activity made me very happy.
I have now received my dose of Goob for the day.

[Anonymous No.]

so there's a chance of stream tonight then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>52266501
Gura always find a way

[Anonymous No.]

>>52266901
There's a chance of me winning the lottery tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52266901
Chances are substantially higher than normal, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52266901
Lower than usual, she used up her scant free time on that tweet and won't be able to find any time off from her projects for a while now.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>52266985
>lower than usual
how can it get any lower?

[Anonymous No.]

Why did her twitter activity make me sad?

[Anonymous No.]

why are chumbuds so unlikable

[Anonymous No.]

>>52267048
nostalgia

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>>52266901
No, you already got the Gura content for the day. No way we get a tweet and a stream in one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>52267048
Because you know that her infrequent twitter activity is being forced on her either by her conscious or manager and she doesn't actually want to waste time doing that.

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>>52267048
In my case it sent my mood through the roof before reality set back in and I reminded myself that it doesn't indicate anything coming.

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>>52267039
Dick rating stream today

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>>52267162
you can't even spell conscience you retard

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>>52267048
It shows she's around but you know she won't put any of that energy towards us

[Anonymous No.]

Say whatever you want, but gura having the twitter app open is a good sign.

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>>52267108
Because you're a sister.

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>>52267039
Gura your filter...

[Anonymous No.]

>>52267039
Now like the shark mating facts ones Gura. I know you want to. You've liked their other versions

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes it's at least comforting to know that Gooba wouldn't run away to another company if she decides to call it quits someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52267048
because you just want to feel sorry for yourself

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>>52267048
Because you know what follows or rather the lack of what doesn't follow

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We are so fucking back

[Anonymous No.]

>he thought there would be a stream because of a tweet
rumao
lmao even
chumbie fell for the oldest trick in the book

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>>52267300
got it down to one week of ghosting instead of 3. Progress! Maybe she'll give us TWO streams next month! A 100% increase!

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>>52267726
t-there's still 2 hours to go!

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>>52267730
Fuck off anti

[Anonymous No.]

>>52267726
get ready to be grudgeposted you stinker >:(

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqy2N1jM2tU

[Anonymous No.]

>>52267808
Does she know?

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>>52267759
gura no! dont leave me

[Anonymous No.]

>>52266087
This tweet demanded tremendous effort from Gura. She's gonna have to recharge for at least all of July.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52267808
Does this artist draw porn

[Anonymous No.]

Cover made Gura do some Twitter activity. They don't want her going silent for weeks anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52267937

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>>52267977
fuck off anti

[Anonymous No.]

>>52266562
>they are fucking
fixed that for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52267977
Good they need to make her fuck me next. I'm sick and tired of being horny for shark cun.

[Anonymous No.]

1. Goomba
2. Gwombus
3. Gooba
4. Gorb
5. Sharky
6. Gouda
7. Goora
8. Shaaak
POWER GAP

9. Gawr Gura
10. Gura Gawr
11. Gwar Gumbo
12. Gawr Chelsea
13. George

POWER GAP

9001. Gub Gwipoo
9002. Gwum Goopis
9003. Gumby/Gumbo
9004. Gweep Gwapo

POWER GAP
900001. City Pop Shark

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could just fucking disappear..

[Anonymous No.]

>>52268131
gorbius

[Anonymous No.]

Man I know the chances of her streaming tonight are still so low but my heart has been racing since her twitter activity. This girl still has me wrapped around her finger

[Anonymous No.]

>>52267544
this is the only good reply to that post
nothin but little bitches around here

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>52268631

[Anonymous No.]

I can't stop listening to AI Goomba's cover of Cupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52268674
I can't stop listening to real Gura's new Anime OP song

[Anonymous No.]

Nyow I'm smiling in my room.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't stop listening to Gura sucking me off
https://files.catbox.moe/qxccbd.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>52268816
I cant stop watching Red Gura dancing to treasure box

[Anonymous No.]

>>52267987
Gura has seen this and approves of this artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>52268131
Gabriella Giselle

[Anonymous No.]

>>52269079
Anon that's Kanauru...

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[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad we got to hear from Gura today. I'm gonna sleep better because of it. I hope she's doing good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52266087
>>52266326
That tank Ame made for Gura is ugly as hell.
>lol le feet
Don't care, it's ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52269435
>>52269593
fuck off antis

[Anonymous No.]

>>52269566
It's somewhat sad to say but it's honestly a good start. Just being a little more active on twitter is better than the period of complete radio silence she had. Being Ayame levels of active is better than that crazy 2 week period.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura likes and retweets!?!?! Is something happening soon? wonder what tomorrow will look like :3 Leave your reply, Games,chat/members stream or members post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52269566
Don't worry she's "doing" very good hehehe..

[Anonymous No.]

>>52269858
What an active imagination! I like your optimism though.

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>>52269858

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>>52269858
Absolutely nothing because she's already been avoiding us for close to two months, she could easily do so through the concert and beyond. A better question is whether she's watched mario without us.

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>>52269922
Don't you think it's best to have one Gura? Everyone who has ever had an active imagination always has done something or is going to do something amazing. Cell phones and computers did not happen over night there was someone with an Active imagination that made it real. so iv I imagine you streaming then it may just happen.

[Anonymous No.]

shut up doomersharts

[Anonymous No.]

>2021
>I wish gura streams wearing her shark hoodie again
>2022
>I wish gura streams more
>2023
>I wish gura streams
I really do miss her shark hoodie. It was peak cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52269566
it's sad that we're at the point where her doing simple shit on twitter is enough to be relieving but I agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>52269879
yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

>>52270472
I prefer seeing more of her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>52270177
but Gura doesn't start her sentences with capital letters..

[Anonymous No.]

>>52269566
I usually take days she's active on twitter as days she's working on holo stuff, with japan trip coming really soon I'm just happy hearing from her

[Anonymous No.]

hey guys
so what if
you hear gura yell behind you
"FRESH SHRIMP"
and she swings a sledgehammer into your back
sending you to the ground paralyzed
then she starts hammering down
methodically shattering your bones
starting from your feet
all the way up to your hands
leaving you a shattered, bleeding wreck
then she smacks her lips
grabs you by the hair
then starts dragging you
muttering "im hungry" under her breath

[Anonymous No.]

Finally... I've been waiting for this all my life. My father bought this for me before he even married my mom, and now he's gone and I'll finally be receiving it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>52270749
>Hasn't streamed for a month
>Still didn't go to Japan
That's kind of funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>52270781
that sounds unpleasant if I'm being brutally honest

[Anonymous No.]

reNPC is a based god

[Anonymous No.]

>>52270781
that would be bliss.. I want to be devoured by her so bad, you have no idea. But lets be real, Gura couldn't even lift a sledgehammer..

[Anonymous No.]

>>52270879
For all we know she's there right now. The timing is at odds with it unless she was up very early over there, but the twitter activity last week and the random flare pic like definitely looked like JP time. No clue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52271032
>unless she was up very early over there
They were getting up early last time too in Japan. I think Ina said she had been in the studio since 7 am for her 3D showcase

[Anonymous No.]

So Gura commenting on one of Ame's tweets is hearing from her now? kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>52271349
...that's what that means, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52271449
It's closer to overhearing her than anything, since she still isn't saying much to us. Yes I am splitting hairs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52271653
>us

[Anonymous No.]

>>52271653
she isn't saying anything to us directly, that's not splitting hairs

[Anonymous No.]

>>52271864
sry, I forgot you're not a chumbud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52271864
I don't even think the thread is your oshi, let alone Gura. You're in love with >we and >us posting.

[Anonymous No.]

Why did she give us new emotes if she wasn't going to give us any opportunities to use them

[Anonymous No.]

>>52272005
stream needed to have 90 minutes of content

[Anonymous No.]

>>52272005
It's so your feisty comments look cuter

[Anonymous No.]

>>52272048
Just enough extra time to make sure some people missed the limited merch drop

[Anonymous No.]

>>52272091
based
fuck merchbuds, they care more about buying plastic shit from gura than actually getting streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>52271993
>>52271961
Nah I just don't relate to you subhumans who seethe at Gura at a moment's notice

[Anonymous No.]

>>52272174
you're the only one seething here

[Anonymous No.]

will next year be better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>52272269
I doubt it

[Anonymous No.]

>>52272269
There will be no improvement until Gura herself gets better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52272237
nah you're definitely seething

[Anonymous No.]

>>52270749
>she's active on twitter as days she's working on holo stuff
Soooo what exactly has Gura been doing on the days she wasn't active on Twitter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>52272568
it's not our business

[Anonymous No.]

>>52272269
The world is ending this year so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52272568
Maybe is her turn tonight instead council.

[Anonymous No.]

Weren't we going to watch the mario movie?
https://youtu.be/EwOvfN0QH0g

[Anonymous No.]

>>52272722
It kind of is when that's apparently whats been taking her time away from streaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52270781
No paralysis, because that's cause you to not feel the pain. Instead have her break one of my legs first, then hammer all the way up smashing all my bones. Then when she eats me I can feel her teeth in my flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

If only rindo was here to save you guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>52272507
if projection makes you feel better, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52272568
Nothing, probably just fucking around playing videogames. If you would have previously viewed her time spent clocked in as 50% streams 50% projects, it's now just 100% projects, but not that much higher of a workload. She isn't doing more, just less. Specifically, less for >us

[Anonymous No.]

>>52259511
do you think cover would be required as a company to go out of their way to message gura notifying her of a concern if you say something fucked up enough? indirectly harass gura through her manager?

[Anonymous No.]

>>52273377
I feel great, hope you guys can say the same

[Anonymous No.]

i just found out im supposed to chew with both sides of my mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>52273490
like what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>52273366
She fugged up big time good riddance to that unfortunate child

[Anonymous No.]

>>52273855
well if i said i was coming for the cunny and dropped geo coordinates but ill cancel my flight if she streams fulltime, maybe management will pass it on right

[Anonymous No.]

>>52273975
I think gura would just graduate at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52273860
the whole thing was hilarious start to finish, wish her the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52274172
so youre telling me i cant hold her at cockpoint to stream again? fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up
>gura replied to an ame tweet
Neat
>it has a typo
Clasic gunbo

[Anonymous No.]

Grudge post, now.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys think she's realizing that she's damaging her standing with her fans and members by not communicating anything for 2 months?

[Anonymous No.]

>>52274945
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>52274945
shes retarded but she definitely has a pulse on her fanbase, with her saying in her bd stream about people being mean to the shark, she definitely is aware of everything. she just idk, maybe she avoids it all on purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>52275055
>pulse on her fanbase
lol
>she definitely is aware of everything
Proof? And no that statement about Bullying her on her Birthday doesn't mean much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52274898
I only have this

[Anonymous No.]

>>52274945
Does she know? She has to, she's not that retarded. Does she care? She cant, otherwise this would not have gone on as long as it has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52274945
I think she's realized it by now, if she hasn't already. I have a hard time believing she cares though.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is a shart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52275055
>she definitely has a pulse on her fanbase
Let's not assume she's doing this to us on purpose

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>52274945
I'm more wondering if she's ready to finally admit she's not doing any of this for anyone but herself. If she says she does it for us when she comes back I think that's when self-awareness dies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52274945
I think she knows, but my guess is she has depression, and anxiety issues. She pushes people away and knows she is. However, contradictory, she doesn't want them to go away. It's just easier for her to say nothing, and pretend to not exist. Maybe it's just me projecting though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52274945
she'd have to be actually brain dead not to realize it by now
that being said, she probably doesn't think she can actually fix it or just doesn't care to, so instead she's doing what she probably thinks is the "easy way out" by only doing event streams and collabs where there's no expectation of addressing the problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>52274945
why do you think she blocked some words, she just doesnt seem to care

[Anonymous No.]

visions of samefagging

[Anonymous No.]

>>52274945
She's among the members of Hololive who understands her fanbase the least. No I don't think she does .

[Anonymous No.]

I NEED to find Gura and cook her a healthy meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52276960
>gura eats a meal that isn't something like mcdonalds or vegan meat lover's pizza
>immediately returns to streaming, schedules, starts communicating perfectly

[Anonymous No.]

>>52269228
Gura approves of every artist, its free advertising

[Anonymous No.]

>>52277074

[Anonymous No.]

>>52274945
posts like this and the responses to it are always funny

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I got my amongus merch today, I really shouldn't have ordered the entire set of the little plushies because I really only wanted the Gura and Fubuki ones, and I probably could have just found those on their own on like ebay. I have no clue what to do with the rest of them...

[Anonymous No.]

Oshi no stream

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think it'll feel right watching the concert this weekend so I don't want to
but I also don't want to miss ENs first big show for themselves
this sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>52277422
Post pics, I want to see and you have buyer's remorse my validation can slightly assuage

[Anonymous No.]

>>52277582
same desu

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

how are my chumcels doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>52277582
>but I also don't want to miss ENs first big show for themselves
eh, they haven't really been very cohesive as a group since the 1st year anniversary where ina cried anyway
I wouldn't feel too bad skipping what's probably just going to be more forgettable idolshit

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>>52274945
I think she knows this but is in that spiral of depression/self doubt where she can deliver the content the gura in her mind could deliver; extreme imposter syndrome.
It is easier to fade away rather than screw up everything in public.
I believe the rrat that she was tryharding to become a full on miku-esque idol in japan, but then became disillusioned because she realized that either a) she doesnt have the talent to do it b) different from what she envisioned c) language barrier is harder than expected and she will NEVER learn japanese but all the equipment for 3d tracking and idol support is in japan.

Or Ame raped Gura and she is traumatized from the experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>52278052
Geoguesser took a dark turn. If only they'd streamed it.

[Anonymous No.]

watching Bae recieve love from her viewers just now put a pit in my stomach
guess I can't watch other Holos anymore...

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to eat sushi off of Gura's naked body.. is that really too much to ask?
https://litter.catbox.moe/d4azxs.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Gura will propose to me in the lovenest

[Anonymous No.]

>>52278403
im hungry now T o T

[Anonymous No.]

>>52274945
I'm sure she realizes, but she doesn't seem to be making any efforts towards changing her behavior to improve her standing and continue the momentum. I'm sure she communicates with other hololive girls behind the scenes from time to time, but she probably barely talks to them too.
I don't understand what her goal is with this lack of communication. It just causes people to fill in the gaps with schizo shit. She doesn't need to tell every detail of her life, just throw chumbies a bone once in a while. I know my standards are low, but holy fuck just one tweet every other day would be fine.
>inb4 but she's back you anti, she streamed recently and posted some tweets
Yes, she streamed recently. Yes, she posted a couple tweets. Now what? She needs to keep that momentum going otherwise everything just kinda pathetically fizzles out and we're back to schizo square one.
I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she's still dealing with something that's blocking her from performing normally, whether that be a mystery illness, or even just standard depression. But my patience is just about completely warn thin. I have no patience for excuses at this point.
I don't know how bad Gura really has it since she won't ever tell us, but all I know is that other members of hololive have problems too, BUT they still get by. They still find time to tweet. They still keep up with their fans. They still stream. Unless Gura is literally dying, there is NO excuse for this current behavior.
Ayame tweets more than Gura. Fucking Ayame.
Gura, what are you doing?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>52275889
Child.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI-gvcMDLLI
Todays dose of Gura via Kiara, I guess...?

[Anonymous No.]

much text

[Anonymous No.]

>>52278933
>Ayame tweets more than Gura. Fucking Ayame.
I think it's honestly pretty funny how Gura being "EN Ayame" went from being an insult to being an actual improvement from the current situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52279205
Not really. Now, sure, but Ayame had her own arc of no communication and increasingly ridiculous/stupid excuses, while just sort of nursing a league addiction offstream.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't hate Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

gura would be on her last legs drugged up on morphine and chumbies would still want to head into her room and force her to turn on obs
disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>52279319
>but Ayame had her own arc of no communication and increasingly ridiculous/stupid excuses, while just sort of nursing a league addiction offstream
then Gura being EN Ayame would be an improvement, since Ayame actually streams now and doesn't just play games all day like Gura probably does right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52278933
i hate not knowing what is going on with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>52279417
if Gura was on her last legs she'd be drowning in her fans cum one last time. I don't even wanna imagine what an army of chumbuds would do to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>52279437
>since Ayame actually streams now
Yeah, now. Now. She has had much lower points in her streaming career.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52279417
Schizo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>52277652
sus uwu

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>52279474
same desu I also have an overwhelming desire to help her and be there for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52279417
>gura would be on her last legs drugged up on morphine and chumbies would still want to head into her room and force her to turn on obs
unironically yes. i would want gura to fight hard to the last breath to be someone admirable to look up to. gura has inspired me to get out of bed and do shit, i wouldn't want her to just lay down and rot
if this guy can accomplish shit while stuck in an iron lung, then what excuse really is there in this life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gplA6pq9cOs

[Anonymous No.]

So glad my oshi has the time and energy to do anything and everything except stream for me. We just keep winning bros! #blessed

[Anonymous No.]

whatever happened to subtlety in our threadshitters?
The kind of posts that are capable of turning Chumbuds against each other for the rest of the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>52280473
gura is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>52280473
>The kind of posts that are capable of turning Chumbuds against each other for the rest of the thread?
threadshitters don't even need to do anything for us to be fragmented
yesbuds and merchbuds are going to argue with feistybuds and doombuds no matter what, there's no cure unless gura actually comes back for real

[Anonymous No.]

>>52280701
I like being a goombud. I never have to participate in any of the faggotry that goes on here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52280913
You're the worst kind though, you literally admit you don't love Gura all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52280701
>merchbuds
something you're trying to push that no one else uses. fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>52281153
So? I don't love most girls on this planet. Why would I? She's would be a terrible life partner, empty girls like her are only good for sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52281165
there definitely are people here that care more about buying whatever bullshit COVER sells with gura's image than her actually making content
they don't have a name, and "consoomerbuds" is a bit too long, so why not just call them merchbuds?

[Anonymous No.]

>Only two ENs streaming today
Sure would have been nice if Gura streamed today so things would be less barren for EN

[Anonymous No.]

>>52281284
Means you're a mega casual on the same level as the catalog tourists that enter here occasionally, and your opinion does not matter. Worse than a grey in fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52281616
>>>/jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>52281735
Been here longer than most of you here. Just means I'm not female enough to gossip like you all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52281616
chewsdays are always barren when it comes to EN

[Anonymous No.]

>>52281788
Yea, because you don't love Gura and aren't invested in her. Why would a casual care, they're just along for the ride, and when it ends they find a new ride like nothing happened.

[Anonymous No.]

I rubbed my eyes too hard and now they kind of burn and itch even more

[Anonymous No.]

>>52281933
Wash your hands. Get some eyedrops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52281909
Right, I like her streams she's funny but I'd tap that shit and dip if I could. I don't care what you fags think why do you care about me kek?

[Anonymous No.]

>>52282034
Filthy nog and if not you type like one. Still not surprising a sub-human has no loyalty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52282034
No one cares about you anon, just explaining your faggotry to you. Now that you understand, my job here is done.

[Anonymous No.]

New short!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OI-gvcMDLLI

[Anonymous No.]

>>52281909
rub them more it will fix it

[Anonymous No.]

Keep seething! I WILL pump and dump this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>52282322
I like it. Really resonates with me right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52282322
maybe what we really need to do is pay kiara to yell at gura until she starts streaming again

[Anonymous No.]

Welp, don't expect Gura to come back anytime soon I guess. Unannounced hiatus 'confirmed'.

[Anonymous No.]

What happened to today's stream? Was it unarchived? shit, I missed it

[Anonymous No.]

>still seething
you people are funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>52283128
Stream cancelled, still not done with her yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52282877
kiara announces guras hitaus by liking random comment

[Anonymous No.]

my new oshi is ohtani
at least he delivers

[Anonymous No.]

>>52283356
Dude is a pretty insane batter ngl.

[Anonymous No.]

I love this goober

[Anonymous No.]

>>52283356
why are you gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>52283529
come on site just let me post this thing

[Anonymous No.]

Good evening
I think your shark is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>52282877
based kiara deleting replies asking about guras hitaus