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Is this the worst name in corporate vtubing history?

>> No.52085471

>Fungus Covid

>> No.52085526

>>52085114
its one of the better ones. im not gonna watch whoever the fuck that is though

>> No.52085572

my oshi is fuckin... Salvador Beanbag or whatever. i havent got time for this faggot

>> No.52086445

Not even the worst of his batch

>> No.52086530

It's a contender, but I still think Doppio Dropscythe sounds dumber.

>> No.52086614

>>52085114
>Calli Calliope
>Hoshi Hoshimachi
>Sal Salome
>Eve Eveland
>fucking VER VERMILLION

>> No.52086759

>>52085114
Tokyo Tower

>> No.52087142
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52087142

Nothing about the chuubas, but I also think Gawr Gura and Hakoz Baelz are garbage names
But damn, Mr. Bandage takes the entire fucking cake

>> No.52087179

His fucking intro was in japanese kek.

>>52086530
Doppio actually makes it work though.

>> No.52087483

>>52086759
https://twitter.com/VezaliusBandage/status/1326355021093498880

>> No.52088238

>>52087179
>Doppio actually makes it work though.
Lol no

>> No.52088340

>>52085471
Fulgur Ovid actually has meaning and thought, as chuuni as it is. 'Bandage' is way more retarded.

>> No.52089001

>>52088238
He does.

>> No.52089237

reminder that he picked his name and management let him keep it.

>> No.52089288

>>52085114
Nothing will beat Seraph Dazzlegarden

>> No.52089489

>>52085114
chat gpt create a name for a vtuber about bandages

>> No.52089672

>>52085114
This is the first time I’ve had trouble thinking that a vtuber name is real. Reminds me of a screenshot from /a/ from an isekai manga where the gods renamed the protagonist “Pastry.”

>> No.52091287

maybe

>> No.52091326

>>52085114
It's bad, but Doppio Dropscythe takes the cake for me

>> No.52091646

>3 hours ago thread
Shill thread
move along

>> No.52094665
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52094665

ENTER

>> No.52094688

>>52094665
The other three kept their names Satoshi brought this on himself

>> No.52096199

>>52085114
>ZAION LANZA
I don't even know how Nijisanji EN even gave that one a pass. Most corpos would have frowned upon that.

>> No.52096246

>>52085114
>Doppio Dropscythe
>Ver Vermillion
>Seraph Dazzlegarden
>Mysta Rias
>Vantacrow Bringer
>Vezalius Bandage

why are males so shit at picking names

>> No.52096335

>>52087142
I agree with both your examples, but it's really just the first name portions.

>> No.52096453

>>52085114
Did you know that Ike is named after Ikea because he's Swedish?

>> No.52096497

If you're all so great let's see YOUR names

>> No.52096544

>>52096453
No, Ike is actually a legit name, you dumb ESL

>> No.52096866

>>52096246
Probably some ESL NijiEN staff member in charge of deciding all of the names, there's no way they're all coming up with this garbage independently

>> No.52096868

>>52096453
Kek

>> No.52096961

>>52096866
Nah, the livers themselves choose their names. The livers are just autistic.

>> No.52096988

>>52085114
Mystarias and Sunny Brisket are also great contenders for dumbest name

>> No.52097096

>>52096497
Adolf hitler.

>> No.52097230

>>52096866
Talents themselves actually have to come up with names and lore. That's why you got shit like Mysta Rias, Sonny Brisket, Fungus Covid, and Zion Lanza.

>> No.52097367

>>52089288
that sounds like those baby's first rainbow ocs from deviant art kek

>> No.52097430

>>52096246
Mysta Rias is at least creative imo

>> No.52097493
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>>52097367
At least he was somewhat creative despite looking dumb.

>> No.52097523

>>52085114
Kek bandage

>> No.52097772
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52097772

>>52096497
Sit tight for my debut.

>> No.52097900

>>52097430
Mysta alone sounds ok, but full name sounds cringe as fuck

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52098006

>>52096497
Alejandro Afortunado

>> No.52098123

>>52096497
Amigo Toyota

>> No.52098157

>>52085114
It's bad but it's nowhere near the worst I've seen. Why are chuuba names so fucking cringe

>> No.52099064

>>52085114
That's still Doppio Dropscythe, but yeah it's pretty fuckin bad! Niji names are beyond Janglish, they're just 'who in their right mind thought this sounded cool?' tier

>> No.52099198

>>52099064
Niji names would make even Tomino cringe

>> No.52099495

>>52085114
What visual kei band is this?

>> No.52099557

>>52099198
its like they hire a random class of 6th graders and have them brainstorm a bunch of names together for their upcoming talents

>> No.52099779
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52099779

Bezalius Candage

>> No.52099895

>>52089288
That sounds like a my little pony oc name.

>> No.52099902

>>52099064
I'll accept Doppio Dropscythe because it sounds like a BlazBlue character

>> No.52099972

>>52099895
That's...a surprisingly spot-on description.

>> No.52099974

Niji needs to hire a dude whose only job is to approve or reject wack ass names

>> No.52100110
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52100110

Dumb names work if the person is cute enough, Ponto Nei is stupid but the blueberry is too damn cute to hate on.

>> No.52100410

>>52097430
female Riddler name

>> No.52100935

>>52096497

Towa Baby

>> No.52101301

>>52096497
Cunning Linguist

>> No.52101349

>>52096497
Seymour Buttz

>> No.52101736

>>52096246
because it's most Jojoshit inspired

>> No.52101883
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52101883

>>52085114
This is just how the Japanese think of Western names. Pic related.

>> No.52101955

Tokoyami Towa

>> No.52104420

>>52087142 (me)
nothing against the chuubas*
hakos*
goddamn I need to proofread my shit
>>52096335
I get that Gura's name was supposed to sound cute in Japanese, but I think Baelz is a retarded name (sorry Bae)
>>52096497
Chad Thundercock

>> No.52104554

Nijisanji EN management should just put up polls to decide their next livers' names
I mean, what could go wrong?

>> No.52104624

>>52096497
Basil Oregano

>> No.52105100

>>52101883
because is how japanese surnames go, some are just random things/places

>> No.52105174

>>52096497
Virtus Tubelius

>> No.52105395

>>52096497

Victor Tubert

>> No.52105458

>>52097230
I assume is a misc of management recommendation and talent
Selen know jackshit about japanese, if she used google she would never get to "tatsu", which is why her name is often auto-translated to ryugetsu
while Fulgur Ovid is completely his idea
then you have Millie Parfait that looks like the usual japanese naming sense we often see in manga

>> No.52105503

>>52099064
That's the secret, doppio is never on his right mind, nor left mind
he is pure and unfiltered doppio minded

>> No.52105505

>>52085114
probably not, but it most certainly is up there

>> No.52105544

>>52085114
Doppio Dropscythe exists, so, no?

Plenty of vtubers have silly names, but Niji's males are on another plane of existence. Cringe beyond cringe.

>> No.52106202

>>52105100
ah ok sorry mr jackSON
SMITH
WHITE
CLIFF
LAKE
etc

>> No.52106943

>>52096497
Biggus Dickus

>> No.52107092

>>52085114
>Gawr Gura

>> No.52107593

>>52096497
Yor Dhaud

>> No.52108190

>>52096497
Sidehoe lizard

>> No.52108364

Absolute kino name.
His name is bandage and he wears bandages.
Mr Bandage will fuck your oshi so hard. Bitches can't resist a bandaged man.

>> No.52108436

>>52096497
Slayer Coon, the katana wielding raccoon vtuber

>> No.52108520

>>52099779
lol

>> No.52108584

>>52101883
soul

>> No.52108632

>>52085114
I remember when Doppio Dropscythe. They're really trying to score a new low

>> No.52108659
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52108659

>>52101883

>> No.52108774

>>52085114
I heard niji has some faggot named shoe

>> No.52108813

>akai haato

>> No.52110650

>>52085114
Wasn't one of the people going to be named anklesnappin or something

>> No.52111050

>>52101883
>>52108659
>gundam pilot names

>> No.52111157

>>52107092
Gura Derangement Syndrome. Rent free, Nijisister.

>> No.52111351

>>52096497
Volodymyr Z

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52113164

>>52106943

>> No.52114259

>>52089288
Let's be fair, how exactly is "Seraph Dazzlegarden" worse than "Shirakami Fubuki"?

>>52097900
>>52108813

>> No.52115184

>>52114259
>>52089288
>Let's be fair, how exactly is "Seraph Dazzlegarden" worse than "Shirakami Fubuki"?
Because it's in English
translate it into Japanese and EOPs will like it: Mabushikoen Serafu

>> No.52116551

>>52096497
Maximus Decimus Meridius

>> No.52116910

Ballz Staynk

>> No.52118476

>>52096497
Doggod Cornet

>> No.52118564

>>52096497
Dingus Bringus the Nut Wizard

>> No.52119668

>>52085114
sounds like a name for a medical tampon

>> No.52119865

>>52114259
Whiteout blizzard sounds like a metal gear character name it's not even comparable.

>> No.52119928

>>52085114
I laugh everytime i see this thread come by in catalog
Dudes name is Bandage

Kek

>> No.52122486

>>52096497
Nigger Dindunuffin

>> No.52123170

>>52085114
I first read it as bondage kek

>> No.52123218

Niji JP
>Lain Paterson
>Ex Albio
>Melissa Kinrenka
Niji EN
>Doppio Dropscythe
>a fucking bandage

>> No.52123269

>>52096497
Hugh Jass

>> No.52123481

>>52085114
yes

>> No.52123615

>>52094665
Dangerfield is a real surname, so Dazzlegarden isn't completely absurd.

>> No.52125873

>>52096497
Wanda Fug

>> No.52126026

>>52096497
Mike Hunt

>> No.52129738

>>52085114
Wasn't there a Holostar or Niji that had sparkle in his name. I remember it being really fucking silly

>> No.52131491

>>52115184
Fuck "English" names, make all the names Japanese, problem solved

>> No.52131607
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52131607

>>52086530

>> No.52137233

>>52085114
Worst one is unironically Gawr

>> No.52138582

>>52096497
Mr. Lister the Sister Fister

>> No.52138873

>>52114259
Shirakami Fubuki is plausible as a real name. You don't know what you're talking about.

>> No.52141247

>>52101883
yeah all those anime butlers named sebas tian

>> No.52147873

>>52096497
Com Guzlor

>> No.52148001

>>52085114
Seraph Dazzlegarden

>> No.52148302

>>52086614
only the last one is real
anon are you okay?

>> No.52150020

>>52096246
They looked at Violet Evergarden and thought they'd have the same critical acclaim

>> No.52150245

>>52096246
I've changed my mind, Vantacrow Bringer is way fucking worse then Vezalius Bandage.

>> No.52151076

>>52096246
>Otosukama Doppio
>Bamirion Ba
>Mabushikoen Serafu
>Riasu Misuta
>Yurinakarasu Mochikomisha
>Hotai Besariusu
Japaneseified

>> No.52151719

>>52131491
True
>>52151076

>> No.52152020

>>52086530
It's a silly name but I think it passes
It sounds like a character from a mid-'00s JRPG

>> No.52153071

>>52096497
My name is Knodd Imporden.

>> No.52153534

>>52096497
Stin Ki Dairia.

>> No.52153751

>>52096497
Dirk Diggler

>> No.52153823

>>52085114
Banagher would we much cooler
>GET TO THE GUNDAM!

>> No.52154158

>>52108659
For me, it's Todd Bonzalez

>> No.52157783

>>52153534
Built for anal

>> No.52157913

>>52086530
Dropscythe is fucking retarded but it makes you laugh and is memorable
Vantablack on the other hand?
Fucking Badage?

>> No.52158449

>>52153823
You mean Banana links

>> No.52158575

>>52096497
Elon Musk

>> No.52159052
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A quick reference on niji jp names.

>> No.52159834

>>52151076
Honestly they dont sound much better.

>> No.52162370

>>52159052
Some are joke names but the worst one has to be levi...what was she thinking.

>> No.52162450

>>52108659
mike truk just arrive

>> No.52162563

>>52086530
That's honestly one of my favorite vtuber names next to Hex Haywire, and I don't even watch those guys. They just nailed the cheesy names so well.

>> No.52164687

>>52096497
Spurdo Spärde

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52166514

>>52096497

>> No.52170215

>>52108364
How can they attempt to fix him when he's already bandaged?

>> No.52170257

Still waiting for a chuuba with a dumb egg baseed name like Eggert Benedict

>> No.52175423

daily laugh at bandage reply

>> No.52175476

>>52170257
https://streamable.com/xds9cf

>> No.52175944

dont make fun of the esl frog man...

>> No.52176037

>>52096497
Golavach Lena

>> No.52176478

>>52096497
Galantid Repraiz

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