/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Previous Thread: >>52045386

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I love my wife so much!!

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my uke wife

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Gurass

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I miss my wife so much..

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I hope the dunning-kruger retard from last thread shows up and starts misunderstanding what "correlation isn't causation" means again, that was a fun one.

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Sex with a fembud.

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>Gura can't change
Except Gura did change in the past year, but for the worse.

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>>52061592
Based Gurass poster.

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I miss my onahole so much!!

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>>52061598
Aim better next time.

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I love Gura more than any of you. Yes, even more than FATFUCK.

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Feel free to send feedback about Gura or Cover (perms, projects, etc) here
https://cover-corp.com/en/contact

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I am definitely going to marry this girl one day no matter what.
So who is this so called "last chumbud" who thinks they can stand in my way?

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>>52061699
fatfuck is really loving so I don't think you can love Gura more than Him but I 100% can love Gura way more than anyone here.

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I love the one who loves Gura the most the most.

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>>52061452
just know that when she does well and thanks her fans for support, or does badly and thanks them for cheering her up, she won't mean you
because you weren't there for her

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I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

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Me with Gura, dreaming of Gura.
Gura.

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if she loved us she wouldn't neglect us and torture us mentally like this

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>52061188
Seemingly, neither do you. The point is she was still trying to schedule recordings for her bithday during that stream. This also proves that it wasn't her dancing for the MVs that Kanauru made, by the way.

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>>52061258
>why would anyone want the people they care about to improve?
Is that what you're asking, you retarded ESL fuck?

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>>52061877
>defending male collabs
fuck off already, you don't belong here

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>>52061699
No way..

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>>52062170
Improvement is relative. This is beyond your understanding so let's just leave it at that.

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>>52061877
Fuck off. I'm doing the best I can. I just can't stomach watching those streams, but like I said, I'm not holding it against her. I never left a comment saying I didn't like it and I would never want to make her sad. So fuck off.

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>>52061188
Seemingly, neither do you. The point is she was still trying to schedule recordings for her bithday during that stream. This also proves that it wasn't her dancing for the MVs that Kanauru made, by the way.

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I can't stop listening to AI Goomba's cover of Cupid.

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I need bratty Guras

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Nyow I'm crying in my room

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>>52062336
>>52062393
>cooldown
kek

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>>52062474
We're all out of those. Bratty Gawrs only.

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the concert is next week
if any cute fembuds are here please be in section 102

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>>52062301
>relative
Tell me how wanting Gura to be better at communicating or being honest is not wanting her to improve objectively, you dismissive brainlet nigger. Also, I promise you that between the two of us, not only am I more educated, less autistic than you could ever hope to be, and more experienced with interpersonal relationships.
But go ahead and continue to pretend I won't understand your pathetic attempt at trying to avoid having to explain your asinine reasoning.

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>>52062336
Dont worry chumbie. I know how you feel

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SHE'S THE SAME SAME DESU

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I LOVE GURA!!

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Wife soon?

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>>52062727
Why lie?

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>>52062916
I want it to be true

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I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

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>>52062589
I'm all for the return of Gawr.
I just wish she and Gura would stop picking on each other so much, I want my daughterwives to get along.

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>>52062957
Don't we all..

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Are you a chumbabooey?

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>>52062969
I want to drink her thicc shark milk until im filled to the brim..

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>>52063049
Ye
WAAAAAAAAAAH I WANT GOOOWAAAAA, I WANT MY GOOOOWAAAA BACK, I WANT GOOOWAAAAA NOOOOOOOOW

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Gura should let me latch on to her with my mouth like a Remora fish.

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Ngl, I love booba Gura.

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>>52063454
Based boobagura enjoyer

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i love gawr gooba

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>>52062692
and fur was once objectively better to have

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Are we all creepy perverts?

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>>52064019
I'll be anything for gawr goora

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>>52062727
>even if I betray you, abandon you, ignore you, stop caring about you, or if I get a boyfriend or have a kid, I'm still the same サメです (same desu)

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>>52064019
I can be quite the pervert when I'm bored, horny, and at my computer. I might actually goom soon, even though it's a little earlier than usual.

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>>52062916
Because that's all Gura does nowadays.

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was it worth the wait chumbuds?

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>>52064402
I havent gotten my dakimagura yet so Im not sure

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>>52063899
...until we made synthetic materials that were better at retaining heat, more affordable, and didn't require the massive slaughter of animals to produce.
You're kind of proving my point, chumbud. Being honest is objectively better than being deceitful. Communicating with her fans and making them feel appreciated is objectively better than avoiding them and treating them like trash.
None of this is relative, and unlike material possessions, it never stands to become outdated.

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>>52064402
not worth the wait but it was a good stream & I got her limited so i'm content until after the concert

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>>52064402
no not even a tiny bit and i wont even try to argue that.

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The heck are you nerds doing?

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>52064681
I am playing civ6

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>>52064681
Im heating up a frozen pizza

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>>52064681
about to eat then im gonna play some games with friends

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>>52064560
Objectively better for you, conveniently. Besides, it's not even a matter of 'better'. People could always do things that make others happy. You could for example stop shitting up the thread, but you won't. The only constant in the justification of your actions is that they're always beneficial to you.

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>>52064484
I kinda regret buying several now.. but I still haven't cancelled my 1/7th statue.. I still have some hope left..

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>>52064681
wondering why I still cling onto life

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>>52064681
Playing FFXVI and imagining that Gura is also doing the same.

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>>52065259
It's because you don't actually want to die.

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>>52065211
why did you buy multiple

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you are now remembering her giggles

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Don't mind me I just wanted to post this.

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NYOOOOOOM

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>>52065762

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>>52065650
As a way to stick it to management, because she had to fight for it, to prove them wrong for denying her.

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>>52063009
Gura gets off on that kind of relationship, they have sex every night don't worry.

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>>52066120

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>>52065762
Just kiss me, you difficult brat!

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Why is she like this

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I want to go pew pew pew inside a fembud's womb.

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why are people assuming things will change after the concert
everything for that was done months ago they're not working on pre-recorded shit until the day it happens

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>>52066236

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>>52066634
ina and mumei said they still have a lot of projects to go through

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>>52066791
So did Gura! Wow what a shock.

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>>52066535
I hope it happens for you one day, bud.

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BUT STILL WE KEEP ON SWIMMING

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Enough! I'm going to sex Gura.

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Got Gura's hyper oats cover on repeat. Hearing her smoothly singing "cause I feeeeeeeel" wasn't something I knew I wanted.

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>>52067008
I want to feel gura

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>>52067008
same, even though she does the opposite

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>>52062857
chumcucks the time until her next stream is currently 3 weeks and 1 day (an extra week added on due to the concert.
This is the path you've chosen. Enjoy it.

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>>52067008
i cant listen to that song, i love her voice and the love the song. but the lyrics make me too emotional when i think of gura and how she's treating us right now.

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>>52066941
Yeah...

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>>52066196
Is my reason really that stupid?

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Give your prediction (an actual fucking estimate) on the date of her next stream. Winner gets shark cunny
>mine is July 3rd, feeling optimistic today

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>>52067541
a little

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>>52067388
same desu

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>>52067581
Aug 2

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>>52067581
If not after the concert, maybe after holosummer..

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>>52067581
Well, I doubt she's gonna do it before and also don't think she will right after, so maybe the 5th of July at the earliest? She'll probably at least tweet about the concert, though. But if I'm going by the pattern so far, I think around the 16th would be more realistic.

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>>52067581
tomorrow

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>>52067966
She has to go to Japan for the LA live so I don't think she will be back tomorrow because she needs time to make it there and do the work they need of her for the live show. for all we know she could be back in japan now.

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I want to put my pp into the gura

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is it okay to drink the fat out of the bottom of the rotisserie chicken bag

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>>52068350
yeh

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>>52068379
good cause I already did it. i have eaten nothing else all day so it is probably fine

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>>52068350
If you want to get even fatter, FATFUCK, sure.

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>>52068416
You'll probably have to run to the shitter later, but yeah, it's not gonna hurt you or anything.

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You seem like you could use a coupon.

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>>52065160
You are clearly illiterate because as I already said: Gura being more honest and transparent and having better communication benefits not just her fans, but also herself. Not only would a bunch of her stress and anxiety be avoided, none of her fans would be angry and way less of them would feel slighted. The more she communicated the better an idol she would be and the more fans she would have. Look at the last few comment sections. You think Gura is happy with how things are right now? If so, you must think she's some kind of sociopath.

As with all relationships, you fucking autistic prick, everything is a two way street. Her fans give Gura everything and in return she is our idol and spends time with us by streaming. Gura doesn't do the latter anymore and just because YOU don't care enough about her to want to see her or even know what's going on, it doesn't mean everyone else shares your moronic subhuman sentiment.

You can call me entitled all you want, you motherfucker. But nothing you say will change the fact that I care way more about Gura and her happiness than you ever did. What is happening right now is not what Gura told us she ever wanted. So unless she completely changed her mind and didn't bother telling us, then she is just as miserable as we are right now and if you gave even the smallest of shits about her, then you would want her to change and be forthcoming. Instead, you're just an autistic yesman faggot that will never be able to help anyone or be any kind of positive influence in other people's lives. You will always be a delusional worthless drone, ready to accept anything that happens to you as long as you get to stay inside your comfort zone and never be confronted with the reality that no one cares about you the same way that you don't care about anyone else.

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if I was smart I'd pour it on a salad or something. but when I get a chicken I want to eat the chicken and if i put it in the fridge I can't use the fat anymore cause it congeals and is nasty

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>>52068590
I want that so much...

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>>52068590
I could really use that right now..

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>>52068070
You are fucking retarded. They recorded all of it months ago. The concert isn't live, you moron. I doubt even the interstitial talking segments will be live. If there even are any. Gura is not in Japan and she probably isn't going anytime soon.

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tomorrow will be worse

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one of the projects gura is working on is haptic feedback soon the lovenest cudde sessions will be real

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>>52068799
i think talking parts might be live depending on who they have
its possible

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>>52068799
you're right about the concert already done but she is going to japan soon if it lines up with kiara and ame's trip which is most likely does(next week)

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It didn't have to be like this

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>>52068808
how much does that cost? I don't think she will ever do that outside of conventions, since only a few people will be able to afford one.

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>>52068987
imagine the shitposting when congoers are able to hug Gura.

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>>52062533
What happened?

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>>52064681
bideogames

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>>52069059
Gotta be honest, I'll be seething pretty hard if that really happens and I'm not able to go. I very much doubt it will, though.

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>>52069131
It's a lyric from the cupid cover

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>>52069224
same desu

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Gura is for wedding night marriage consummation.

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>>52069224
It's inevitable. Haptic tech WILL happen and Gura WILL use, most likely at a con at first. It's only a matter of time assuming society doesn't collapse.

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quick i don't have time to check, has gura streamed or tweeted since her birthday

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Child

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>>52069353
Yes.

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>>52069353
no and yes

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>>52068631
>incredibly long essay on why Gura should communicate more
blah blah ratio your blue whore left you

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Nyow I'm smiling in my room.

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>>52069368
Yeah what about her?

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How old is the baby? How much longer do we have to wait?

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>>52069630
however long nursing takes

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>>52069449
Now they're going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
But she's touching his chest now
He takes off her dress now
Let me go
And I just can't look, it's killing me
And taking control

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>>52069630
She's over 9000 years old already.

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>>52069694
Gura said babby a lot last stream. It made me happy

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>>52069449
Uuu uuu uuu uuu yeah LET ME Be WITH YOuuuuuuuu

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>>52069630
>>52069652
I'll let you know when I'm done

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>>52068807
Nah, it'll be the same.

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>>52068590
That disclaimer doesn't apply to me because I can't read!

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>>52069666
away satan

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>>52069292
Yes, with me!

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>>52069292
Gura is for rape and sexual debauchery.

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>>52070083
No, that's Gawr.

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>>52069811
every day with no stream gets worse

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When was the last good zatsu stream? The couple early this year were rushed.

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Chumbuds if a miracle girl appears in EN3 with a better singing voice, would you still sub to Gura?

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>>52070344
i don't remember anymore, as day passes the good memories fade away

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>>52070370
Go back to Twitch.

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>>52070370
No, I only watch Gura. I don't have the time to waste on any other non naked woman.

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>>52070370
Just singing ability isn't enough. They need great game choice, good personality, cute normal talking voice, does asmr, and is also a chumbud.

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>>52070370
Uh, yeah. If a new loli EN with an amazing singing voice and cute dorky personality comes out I might watch her too, but I'm pretty sure Gura will always be my oshi.

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chumbutts are desperate horny pedophiles who simp for a chick who doesnt give a fuck about them.

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Would kidnap and ruin this bratty princess.

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>>52068799
Gura told us she is going back to Japan and it would be before the LA live. Watch her streams before posting here because it makes you look dumb.

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>>52070344
the one where she seemingly understood that we just want to spend time with her, even if she has nothing to say, and then proceeded to abandon us even more after.

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honestly speaking, me and gura are very compatible
i think she should marry me

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>>52070370
No, I don't care about anyone else but Gura. I'm in love with her and will never betray her.

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>>52071073
This, but me

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>>52071073
>>52071133
My posts btw

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>>52071073
Why does everyone want to marry my onahole?

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>>52068799
I know both kiara and ina talked about going to japan in late june

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>>52070370
yes i'd switch

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>>52071188
ame too
100% myth is going to record anniversary stuff in a week or so

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>>52070370
i'm capable of enjoying mumei to 50% of the level I enjoy Gura
I don't think I have room for anyone else unless they are perfect for me

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>>52071188
I'd have sex with kiara and ina in japan in late june (if you know what I mean)

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Gura is actually in my house right now, I think I saw her scurry under my bed.
Correction my be required.

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Why wont she talk to us? Tell us what's going on.

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>>52071765
shes scared

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>>52071765
depression + social anxiety

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>>52071322
I only found one indie so far that keeps my interest for most of the stream, though she's still mostly background noise. I started watching a new indie recently that I like but it's the same thing. Watching the EN girls I'm usually checked out by the time the stream ends. It's not even that I'm trying to elevate Gura, I honestly wish I found a girl that's as exciting to watch as her.

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>>52071765
She said as much as what she feels should be enough. She doesn't like repeating herself and is always worried about being boring or having nothing interesting to say and continues to have difficulty accepting that people have fun simply spending time with her and just enjoying her company.

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>>52071188
>talked about going to japan in late june
But it's already late June and they still didn't go.

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>>52071188
ina hasnt said anything about going to japan in june shes only talked about going back later in the year. shes been pretty consistent with saying its a family thing shes on break for. i guess it could be a smokescreen but i dont get the feeling that it is

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>>52071765
burnt out

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>>52072434
I hope the 'Nis family didn't book any trips with OceanGate...

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>>52072400
>She said as much as what she feels should be enough
...so, nothing?

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>>52072864
>says she's busy multiple times
>other holos all say they're busy
>you: she said nothing?

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>>52072993
>other holos all say they're busy
while announcing their hiatuses and not going completely silent + not streaming at all when they aren't on one, yeah

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Oshi no stream

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>>52071765
You'll only get answers by asking her directly or get someone else who is in touch with her to say something.

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>>52073202
The answer is that she's busy.

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>>52070370
Gura's singing isn't even good anymore

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>>52072434
she's going back to korea

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>>52073284
Every Holo is "busy" anon, that's not an excuse.

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>>52073284
Yeah, "busy" with me

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>>52073294
>Gura's singing isn't even good anymore

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I want to gently caress a fembud as I go down on her bushy coochie while taking deep huffs of her musty scent.

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>>52073294
she has her moments

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>>52070370
I want an ear licking gfe girl that plays autistically niche vidya.

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>>52073294
>doesn't stream
>can't even sing good anymore
Damn, what's the appeal of gura now?

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>>52074018
how are you a chumbud and asking this question?

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>>52074018
>what's the appeal of gura now?
we just can't move on from the past, when she did great singing in karaokes and had the best streams of any vtuber

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>>52072993
'busy'
that's the go to assumption for all of them which is vague as fuck

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Damn, Gawr Gura voice is adorable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USBoXumGNxQ

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None of these excuses make any sense to me. The roles could never be reversed, because I love her and would make time for her.

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>>52074554
stockholm shark syndrome

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>>52074670
INB4: "it is your video"

It is not.

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>>52074018
shes the best zatsudan in holoEN

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>>52074888
Careful. You’ll bait the antis

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>>52074734
>The roles could never be reversed, because I love her and would make time for her
parasocial vtuber "relationships" are inherently one sided. their product is to sell you a pleasurable delusion, and the idol's job is to do enough to maintain that delusion for their audience.

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>>52068631
That's a lot of projection, not everyone is like you and wants what you do

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>>52074888
*had the best zatsudan in holoEN

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>>52075395
Gura is the only one that can get me to pay attention to her ramblings

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>>52075512
yeah, it's a shame she doesn't do non-collab streams anymore for us to hear those ramblings

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i want to watch gawr gura shake her tail at me while she looks smug

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>>52075666
You get tail shaking with her looking doofy

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>shamu shamu shamu shamu shamu
WHAT DOES IT MEAN???

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Reminder that Gawr said something that Gura couldn't repeat. Probably that she wanted to cyberfuck correct us later.

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You know during May I genuinely did believe she would stream at least a week or two this month, despite the things I said. It was June after all, how couldn't she? But now here we are, about 5 days away and all we have is the mandatory birthday shilling.
I don't even know if there's anything to be excited about anymore, even the holidays will probably be taken from us again.

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>>52075996
i thought it was just shitposters doomposting and then it came true

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>>52075760

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>>52075861
rhymes with shabu shabu and a reference to the famous killer whale, I guess?

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>>52075996
If you had asked me before the birthday I would have been, at the time, a faggot and said she'd probably just rush through it and leave again. I wouldn't have actually believed it while I said it, though, I would have just been venting like a faggot. But here we are, she's probably gonna be in Japan by the end of next week if she isn't there already, still hasn't said or done anything other than a brief garlic bread and burger tweet.

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>>52075996
>>52076372
>still hasn't said or done anything other than a brief garlic bread and burger tweet
at least we're getting garlic bread'd again
that's genuinely an improvement from where we were before the birthday stream this month

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Feeling a little doomy tonight I see.

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>>52073294
When Gura isn't singing at her highest, she's still singing with SOUL so you take that back.

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>>52076601
doombuds run /ggg/ now
it's our time

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Gura’s voice makes my pp swell. I love her

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Fembuds make my pp swell. I love them.

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>>52076901
Just let it all out, depressionbud.

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>>52076901
When it's actual buds present, maybe. I'm kinda surprised, I expected to get home from work to twice the IP count and a whole lot more bullshit.

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How did we go from the girl who told us the t-shirt story to this? Could that have been a tipping point? Was she so embarrassed that she decided to become more closed off and distant?

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>>52077298
I want gura to tell us a hairy pucci story next

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>>52077361
M

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>>52075996
you know whats funny
all that bitching and moaning i did
and what did i do
the second the birthday merch was out i bought it without even looking at the contents
i am just a paypig...

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>>52077298
the glory days are over
all we're left with is the ghost of gura gradually becoming more scarcely seen and distant from us, before she fades away completely
the birthday stream marked the beginning of the end

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>>52077361
M
I trust the shart. May she have all of my ganbattes.

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>>52077361
M

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>>52077361
M
>>52077397
I did not, but I also won't look down on you even if I probably should. She's got me by the balls and I know I'll crack and still get the ebi if things improve by a whole 1%.

[Anonymous No.]

The last Gura thing I bought was the pop up parade. Still haven't opened it, it's just sitting on my desk...

[Anonymous No.]

>>52077628
Do you feel happy when you look at it, or is it a different sentiment?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura will stream again soon so she can use her new OP and so she can later make more animes full of new references.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be raped by Gawr

[Anonymous No.]

>>52077628
same desu I haven't even opened the package it came in..

[Anonymous No.]

>>52078212
Kind of funny how the vast majority of Gura's references come from 2021 since she barely did anything after that.

[Anonymous No.]

Give it to me straight, chumbies. Is catshark dead...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>52078149
A mix of sadness and a hope that someday it'll be something I'll be proud to have again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52078516
i bet its the same for a lot of myth desu
they beat all the cool games
sang all the cool songs

[Anonymous No.]

>>52078608
>beat all the cool games
Theres still kino that they havent played yet. They just dont have the curiosity and appreciation for games.

[Anonymous No.]

sadness

[Anonymous No.]

>>52078516
But my image was from 2023.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52078756
>They just dont have the curiosity and appreciation for games
kiara and ina definitely do

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>>52078608
>bet its the same for a lot of myth
I don't think they made a OP like this so there's really nothing to compare to
>they beat all the cool games
>sang all the cool songs
That isnt true in the slightest. There are A LOT of cool games and songs they haven't tried yet.

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>>52078608
>>52078756
Honestly idk why they aren't better gamers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52078888
I said vast majority not all of them. The OP mostly has 2021 references.

[Anonymous No.]

My room is too hot and I'm starting to sweat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52079273
Fix your damn AC, Gura

[Anonymous No.]

Why does she want it so big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>52078578
sry, bud.. my hunger was just too great..

[Anonymous No.]

>>52061619
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>52079394
that next shrimp is me btw, unironically

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to6UnrbJwVc
this literally sounds like gura and its hard to tell its AI
what is the point of gura anymore

[Anonymous No.]

Gura has finally become a Vocaloid. She is one step closer to becoming Miku, her childhood idol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52061619
The bday stream was happening regardless of what else she would've done that month, moron. God you're dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52079786
not gonna start up this argument again, you're genuinely a goddamn brick wall moron retard

[Anonymous No.]

I'll insert my hydrodynamic cock in Gura's cunny

[Anonymous No.]

I ate four cloves of raw garlic and now my tummy hort

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'm going to goom now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52080039
based, raw garlic boosts test

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>>52079938
There was literal bday merch and reveals that had to have been planned months in advance. If you think the bday stream wasn't happening at this point you're actually sub-80.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52080293
nah, not gonna bother, you were too goddamn stupid to argue last time and you will be this time too.

[Anonymous No.]

sleep tight gamers

[Anonymous No.]

>>52080486
I accept your concession, conspiracy theorist

[Anonymous No.]

>>52077361
M

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52080569
>conspiracy theorist
and there it is, already name calling because you never had an argument
you might genuinely be the dumbest motherfucker on /vt/ and that's saying a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>52080625

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>>52080731
But that's literally what you're doing, correlating something else happening with something that was going to happen regardless of that thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>52077361
M

[Anonymous No.]

>>52080501
sleep well dear viewer

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52080625
fuck off anti

[Anonymous No.]

>>52080863
nigger go read the archives or something, not spelling this shit out in a long ass post again

[Anonymous No.]

I hate what this general has become.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52081056
I don't need to do that, your post was retarded from the very first one

[Anonymous No.]

Bald, soft, squishy, wet, and warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52081146
what has it become?

[Anonymous No.]

>>52081179
>I don't need to do that
yeah no shit, because the long posts were the ones you never actually made an discredit

[Anonymous No.]

>>52079394
>tfw 17cms (and 13cm girth)
I will please Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>52081238
tail body pillow to go inside our dakis when

[Anonymous No.]

>>52081241
Schizo and doompost central

[Anonymous No.]

>>52081281
*made an effort to discredit

[Anonymous No.]

>>52081367
when was it not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>52081480
Come on now, I know times are rough but it's not like that ALL of the time.

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>>52081281
There's nothing to discredit you moron, you're the one making the claim that there's correlation between two things that were going to happen regardless, one of which we know for certain from planned merch/reveals. The other which is obvious from anyone who isn't an idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52081146
Theres nothing schizo about gura's bushy pucci

[Anonymous No.]

>>52081943

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>>52081367
>schizo
>has become
As for doomposting, there's nothing else to talk about. It gets worse before it gets worse and then keeps getting worse. We can always keep the pube talk going I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

If loving gura's bush makes me an anti then so be it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52082176
you love a lie

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>>52081870
>two things that were going to happen regardless
complete radio silence is actually a new behavior from gura, not streaming is normal but completely going dead on all platforms for a month (including no twitter likes) is something that had never happened before this point. not even mentioning that she is the first hololive member to do absolutely nothing to hype up the birthday stream a few days in advance when not on an announced hiatus, no shit a lot of people are going to have doubts about whether it's going to happen in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52082226
newfag...

[Anonymous No.]

>>52082226
maybe not but it's also not surprising

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to fuck Gura' perfectly bald pussy

[Anonymous No.]

ok so what if
your walking down the road
and from behind you suddenly came gura's voice
shouting "there you are chumbie!"
and then you feel a pain in your arsehole
as all five meters of shark tail is quickly and forcefully shoved inside it
then she leaves you bleeding and screaming on the ground
and in the distance you hear a faint "huhaha"
as darkness fills your vision

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to fuck Gura's extremely bushy pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52082108
It was never this bad

[Anonymous No.]

I have a very important announcement to make. I just goomed.

[Anonymous No.]

How about a compromise. One side will be a bald and smooth cunny and the other half will be the bushiest jungle known to man. The bush debate is tearing us apart my friends.

[Anonymous No.]

bush buds get out
gura has a smooth, beautiful, pink, and BALD innie poosi

[Anonymous No.]

>>52082704
I fight for my bush brethren

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>>52082765
then you will die

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>>52082226
mate there was that time she disappeared before the officially announced haitus at the end of last year (I think it was the one after the Sonic stream} where she also went completely dark. It wasn't as long as the period we just went through, but her vanishing completely is nothing new.

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>>52082814
>nearly a year ago

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>>52082814
>It wasn't as long as the period we just went through
true, and it also wasn't right before her birthday stream, where previous ones (and ones from every single other hololive member) have had supplemental content and announcements in advance to hype up the birthday stream itself. her not communicating at all in this context is definitely a new low, not even counting the longer length than every other period of complete radio silence.

[Anonymous No.]

im in too deep to give up

[Anonymous No.]

>>52082509
at least she ended my suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>52083274
Don't give up bald cunny bro. The fight isn't lost yet

[Anonymous No.]

Streaming schedules are quite convenient ngl

[Anonymous No.]

>>52083274
same..

[Anonymous No.]

>>52083310
bald cunny is redundant. i dont know what these hairfags like but it ain't cunny

[Anonymous No.]

Gura LOVES me, intimacy just scares her a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52083446
intimacy scares me too i understand gura

[Anonymous No.]

At least she actually showed back up for her birthday. Last Sunday it seemed so hopeless that I was actually expecting her not to do anything for the 20th at that point was surprised when she did.

[Anonymous No.]

I am gonna go and eat 8 pancakes and cry about a fictional shark girl that left us

[Anonymous No.]

>>52083523
*and was surprised

[Anonymous No.]

>>52083652
8 pancakes isn't that many. eat more pussy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>52083902
antis make so much oc, it's funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>52083902
Kek nice saving

[Anonymous No.]

>>52083941
I don't think that one specifically was made by an anti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52083523
When the bar is this low its just sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>52084091
what chumbud would willingly call themselves a chumkek

[Anonymous No.]

>>52084145
that's part of the joke, anon.

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>>52084145
Think you missed the point of the image

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Sasuke1743225/status/1672827993880956928

[Anonymous No.]

>>52084209
i accept free hugs

[Anonymous No.]

my ac is broken right now and I keep thinking this is what gura feels like all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>52083902
Why does "acceptance" mean I have to leave? I'll just do something else until she comes back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52084443
because at the point of complete acceptance, why bother at all?
just escape the hell that is being a fan of any virtual anime girl entirely, especially one you have no expectations for anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>52066791
and they stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>52084176
joke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>52084511
>because at the point of complete acceptance, why bother at all?
Well that doesn't sound like very much fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52084511
I don't understand that logic. I watch plenty of other content creators that don't upload that frequently, but you're saying that I should should stop watching them because they upload infrequently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52084638
Content creators that just upload videos are different from the streamer experience which is more like a constant part of your week

[Anonymous No.]

>>52084720
content is content

[Anonymous No.]

>>52084638
>I watch plenty of other content creators that don't upload that frequently, but you're saying that I should should stop watching them because they upload infrequently
they probably don't only upload when it's to shill merch

[Anonymous No.]

>>52084746
Thanks for ignoring the point of my post. Inb4 I'm just being parasocial about streamers

[Anonymous No.]

>>52084550
The joke is that we give ourselves retarded nicknames, I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

I love her like a girlfriend but maybe she doesn't want that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>52084779
No it's just quotes of what's posted /here/ while this shit is ongoing

[Anonymous No.]

>>52084638
*I should stop watching
Also how are Hololive fans even supposed to voice or set expectations outside of comments to begin with? You can complain to Cover I guess but that's just a problem with Hololive in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52084337
Actually, the deep ocean is 4 degrees Celcius, about the same temperature as a refrigerator. Imagine just how cool that must feel to be in a air conditioned box right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52084838
>Also how are Hololive fans even supposed to voice or set expectations outside of comments to begin with?
exactly, they can't, and gura doesn't read comments or do zatsu streams where she can actually hear any of it anymore. hence why it's futile

[Anonymous No.]

>>52084789
You should try Porka, then

[Anonymous No.]

You toxic parasocial FUCKS! I told you I'm the one who is going to marry Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>52084720
>>52084775
If consistent streams are that important to your enjoyment of Hololive then you can voice that to Cover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52085011
I made this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>52085112
And it probably goes straight into the trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>52085112
nta but there's "inconsistent" and there's where gura is at now, where she only shows up for mandatory merch shilling streams and collabs. can't really say the issue is just "inconsistency" when the old content just isn't being put out at all anymore

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>>52085230
Yeah, I imagine them looking at all the criticism emails they get through contact form, laughing, then deleting them and continuing do things exactly the same. I'm sure the actual reality is much more mundane, but it's what it feels like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52085247
Its just a general sentiment that would also apply to extreme cases like what Gura has been doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>there are people that still haven't accepted that this is how things are now and will be for the forseeable future
You'd think her coming back after three weeks of being completely MIA and saying nothing about it or without promising any upcoming streams would've been enough...

[Anonymous No.]

>>52085112
i dont want cover to force her to stream, that's a lame black company thing to do and it would be soul less

[Anonymous No.]

>>52085230
>>52085326
Who knows what might happen. But giving feedback on what affects your enjoyment of Hololive as a fan is pretty reasonable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52085647
No. Doing one of your other hobbies until she comes back is reasonable. What you're proposing starts at weird and quickly ratchets up to insane.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm the chumbud that's been suffering the most. While you fags are crying over a few missing streams I'm sitting here with a dry dick. I've been waiting for 3 fucking years for this cun to be my parking spot and nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52085611
Cover already pushes them to do recordings. I don't see how streaming would be any worse than that. If anything streaming probably puts less stress on their voice than the recordings they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52085647
>Who knows what might happen
for how long has this >>52061703 been used as a ritual post at this point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>52085681
I'm sorry bud, but she's been saving herself for me all of this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52085705
don't care. don't want a forced stream
i want her to come back when she herself is motivated to stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>52085669
>until she comes back
the fact that you're saying that tells me that you haven't really come to understand the current situation yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>52085669
>giving feedback is weird
I genuinely do not understand you people sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52085824
what feedback is there to give? she's welcome to stream as much as she wants
inb4 overwhelming projects cope

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>52085739
But forced recordings are okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>52085867
goob morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>52085867
sleep tight buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>52085872
i don't know where you got this 'forced recordings' shit from but yes it would be less vibe killing than a forced stream which is just bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>52085855
And they are welcome to say that not getting consistent streams affects their enjoyment of Hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>52085855
I'm not suggesting anytype of message, or even to do it all. I'm just saying that it's not weird to give feedback, complaints, suggestions, etc, that's normal. That's a normal thing that people do.

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>>52085739
>when she herself is motivated to stream
that's "never", anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>52085956
i don't believe she can be like this forever and if she is going to be then that's something we have to deal with

[Anonymous No.]

>>52085937
That's completely arbitrary.
>be less vibe killing
How is recording for hours less "vibe killing"?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm Gura's vibe

[Anonymous No.]

>>52085989
because recordings don't involve interacting with chat and an off mood affecting it. she's talked about how she doesn't like streaming certain games when she's not in the mood for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>52086025
She has literally talked about recordings hurting her throat. Pretty sure that would affect her more than interacting with chat or playing games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52085977
>i don't believe she can be like this forever
what would realistically change to make her want to stream again? people burn out from their jobs all the time, and continuing in and/or going back to them willingly for any reason other than to collect the paychecks usually just doesn't happen once that bridge has been crossed and they've admitted to themselves that they hate it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52086144
that's more about the health of the body which has nothing to do with vibes of the stream which isn't relevant when it comes to recordings which are affected by other factors.
>>52086151
i honestly don't know but complaining to cover to force her isn't going to make the long term better

[Anonymous No.]

>>52086025
If you want to prevent an off mood, the first thing to do is stop being whiny little bitches and give her support.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52086007
Gura vibes

[Anonymous No.]

MARRY ME GURA

[Anonymous No.]

>>52086230
nyo~

[Anonymous No.]

>>52086210

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>>52086196
>the first thing to do is stop being whiny little bitches and give her support
...which is exactly what everyone did for the last few years until the disappearing acts and unfulfilled promises started to get more and more dramatic regardless

[Anonymous No.]

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>>52086265
Are we talking about vibe or not? You've changed topics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52086271
It didn't last..

[Anonymous No.]

>>52086310
>You've changed topics
nah I'm just a different anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>52086194
Recordings affecting her health is pretty big deal and her health affects her "vibes".

[Anonymous No.]

>>52086438
i think you're retarded and don't understand the point i was trying to make
you don't even know if it's health preventing a 2 hour stream once a week and i'm not falling for this 'recordings' cope rendering her useless when she was fine enough to do collabs

[Anonymous No.]

i'm really excited for connect the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>52086506
I'm not, but I'm happy for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52086506
For some reason I read this as "end of the world" at first and was about to say "same desu"

[Anonymous No.]

when are you retards going to accept that you have zero control over this situation? Nothing you've tried to do, whether it be sending messages to cover, dumping support on her or filling her comments with seethe, has changed anything.
It's time to decide to either accept the way things are, or to drop Gura entirely. There is no in between.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>52086607
This. The shark is in control and you can decide to deal with how things are or leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52086607
>Nothing you've tried to do
but we haven't tried shocking violence yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>52086607
nyo..

[Anonymous No.]

>>52086492
You were saying that it would be bad for Cover to push talents to stream, but not for recordings. When I asked why, you responded with saying that "recordings don't affect vibes" when they clearly would especially if they hurt someone's throat.

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>>52086716
>throat hort cope
here we go again...
so why did this throat hort allow her to do three collabs and a birthday stream not react to the mario move or communicate? stop making excuses

[Anonymous No.]

>>52086685
perhaps some domestic terrorism in Gura's name?

[Anonymous No.]

when are you retards going to accept that you have zero control over this situation? Nothing you've tried to do, whether it be sending messages to feedback, dumping porn or filling the threads with seethe, has changed anything.
It's time to decide to either accept the way things are, or to drop /ggg/ entirely. There is no in between.

[Anonymous No.]

*toots*

[Anonymous No.]

>>52086607
I was just saying that you could send Cover feedback that not getting consistent streams affects your enjoyment of Hololive. Not sure why some of you got so sensitive over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52086808
Dump more porn actually. It affects my boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>52086832
it's useless