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Any advice for the new guys?

>> No.51894552

>>51894511
Renegotiate your contract, 2% is not worth it and youre not that desperate

>> No.51894565

Leak more shit and run this black company into the ground

>> No.51894606

>>51894511
Join the clique ASAP

>> No.51894683
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51894683

do the opposite of what iluna did

>> No.51894754

>>51894511
Give up

>> No.51895336

>>51894511
If they're decent guys and not straight up nasty people then not to associate with the dramachasing nijiens and try to make good friends outside of your company. Being buddies with the likes of Enna and Kyo means that you're just as much of a piece of shit (birds of a feather flock together) and it will bite you in the ass sooner or later when one of them will kick you under the bus.

>> No.51895378

please be as homosexual as possible and talk about jerking off every 2 minutes. Mention burping into vaginas is a plus. Use a voice modulator to sound deeper than you actually sound. Also post sexual references on twitter every day.

You can't fail.

>> No.51895441

>>51894511
Aren't they missing 1 guy

>> No.51895665

>>51895441
no. this was always a 3 person wave.

>> No.51895714

>>51894511
Genuine advice from a former fan, if I really want to see NijiEN redeem itself:
>Bandage, please delete that fucking tweet for the love of God!
>Try to be the fresh start for NijiEN. Distance yourself from the branch's culture for the time being and please try to stand out on your own. Limit your senpai collabs to once every two weeks, and NEVER do it with Enna, Kyo, Uki, Vox, Mysta, Aster or Hex.
>You applied for the gamer wave, please at least TRY to pretend to be a gamer. Don't play kusoge chilla horror for at least your first months. If you actually suck at Apex, Valorant or League then don't list it on your debut. Try to think of the most obscure games you've played and list them instead.
>Don't do ASMRs, don't do BFE RPs, just don't do any explicit BFE streams at all. There are WAY too much BFEfags in NijiEN already, and all you are going to do is to spread the audience thinner and thinner.

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51896027

>>51894511

>> No.51896060

>>51896027
please tell down picture

>> No.51896077

You can buy 2 rolls of dollar store generic toilet paper and combine them for cheaper than one roll of name brand.

>> No.51896753

>>51895378
>please be as homosexual as possible
>Mention burping into vaginas
Wait, nobody told me burping into vaginas is gay, what the fuck

>> No.51897245

>>51896077
Interesting

>> No.51897378

>>51894511
should have jumped ship like the other 3

>> No.51897689

>>51897378
jump to where? tempus?

>> No.51897709

stream something interesting and/or never been streamed by other EN corpos before, like S.T.A.L.K E.R Anomaly or some shit, iunno

>> No.51897724

>>51894565
/thread

>> No.51897740

>>51894511
Kill themselves.

>> No.51897765

>>51894511
Don't spend any money on things like "lore videos". Spend 5 minutes drawing shit in MS Paint instead, so if you lose your job at least you're not in debt.

>> No.51897772
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51897772

>>51894511
GET OUT !!

>> No.51897800

>>51894511
Should've stayed indie; or waited till a big American (continent) corpo open auditions. You might get to be 3 views (or rarely 4), but you'll be marked by the Nijisanji brand, and people will judge you for that decision.

>> No.51897805

>>51894511
Suck vox dick on stream, do it for us.

>> No.51897833

>>51896753
As long as you don't touch it.

>> No.51898115

>>51894565
If so,
Leak manager who responsible for zaion's

>> No.51899901

>>51897689
Tempus3 soon

>> No.51899934
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51899934

>>51897765
this

>> No.51901114

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DWIbxYE1D0

>> No.51901151

>>51894511
Good luck, do your best

>> No.51901184

>>51894511
the 2nd guy looks like a pornstar

>> No.51901197

>>51894511
Just one. Don't hang out /here/
Frequenting this board will make your haters live rent-free in your head, not your fans

>> No.51901382

>>51894511
Good luck and don't try to be creative, Just keep gay posting or you will get screwed.

Until Riku releases another wave.

>> No.51901876

>>51901114
flipnoid doxnigger talking about another flipnoid doxnigger
the absolute state of sea

>> No.51902090

>>51894511
Can't give advice to people who would unironically sign that kinda contract without falling on deaf ears.

>> No.51902118

>>51894511
Watch out for enna

>> No.51902373

>>51901876
You forgot that he's a Nijinigger even after all this.

>> No.51902604

>>51902373
good one, but you shouldn't have spammed the image of his holo ranking stream beating nijien if you didn't want people to know he was one of you

>> No.51903137

>>51901184
Like those superhero porn parodies....I see it

>> No.51903181

>>51894511
Quit

>> No.51903935 [SPOILER] 

>>51894511
Yeah. Do what you want, bitch incels will hate you anyway. And make sure to fuck their oshis

>> No.51904288

Say that baseball is for faggots in your debut.

>> No.51905589

>>51904288
oh no

>> No.51905961

>>51894511
pick a niche and make sure you prove yourself before collabing outside your wave, your senpais are not your friends, especially not the ones who act welcoming, they just want leverage or set you up to fail, because if they cannot use you, you are just unwelcome competition.

>> No.51906065

>>51896753
You just have to say full homo before you do it

>> No.51906599

>>51894511
The first step is to stop coming to /vt/.

>> No.51906650

>>51899901
t3mpus is literally there

>> No.51907785

>>51894511
Make a quick buck, graduate immediately, and find a better job. If there are people breaking NDAs in your fucking company, not making enough money, talking shit behind your back, that does not sound good at all.

>> No.51909232

>>51894511
Say nigger your first stream. You will blow up in notoriety

>> No.51911275

>>51909232
mentioning /vt/ would offer the same effect

>> No.51911328

>>51894511
Don’t egosearch on /vt/, that would be a good start.

>> No.51912218

>>51894511
say nigger, redirect everyone to tempussy and graduate

>> No.51912487
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51912487

>>51909232
Don't have to do that on the stream. Just subtly do it on /vt/.

>> No.51912669

>>51894511
Try to find one of the established girls and make that girl your prime leech/collab partner. Notice how Kyo does noticeably better than his genmates because he attached himself to Enna. Remember it’s not about the girls, it’s about you now. And people in Nijisanji love all of the flirting and cuckshit. If you pull something like this off then you will be the most successful of your wave. I would recommend going for any of the girls in the first four waves, as Iluna and XFlopLol’s women are failures.

>> No.51912670

>>51896027
Why is that pink cactus censored?

>> No.51912713

>>51894511
Spam HoloEN management for collabs ASAP

>> No.51915134

>>51894511
Make sure you beg for and shill superchats as hard as possible. You won't be making money from any merch or ticket sales.

>> No.51915441

>>51915134
2% of millions is still a lot considering you don't have to lift a finger to get it. Not like the talents hand make the merch or anything.

>> No.51915568

>>51894511
Do your research on your "colleagues" first before collabing lest you get backstabbed

>> No.51915631

Learn chinese, get close to Enna and her clique, get close to other guys and act gay with them but not too gay just gay enough that fujos can have fantasies with it but give yumes a chance for straight romance too, do some AMRR and get used to BFE, be very parasocial and get close to your audience on twitter, try to make your voices as low as you can and master vocal fry. Commission lewd art of yourself. Don't play many games, only the FOTM and drop them when the hype dies down. Collab as much as you can, collab every day if you can.

>> No.51915645
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51915645

You will never be Tempus. Bettel alone will cockslap you in earnings and he can freely use the wrong pronouns for genderfaggots without backlash

>> No.51915726

>>51915645
Is that the one that talked about supporting the cause?

>> No.51915832

Two of them are French and another is Black. You are going to be mocked endlessly for these things

>> No.51915909
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51915909

>>51894511
Advice from an actual female (woman), someone who actually watches the boys (streams, not clips), and who is interested in watching you.

You don't have to bait for ships. Shippers will do their thing based off your natural interactions. It might get you attention in the short run but can be detrimental to you later. If you are going to make shipping your thing, at least have something else going for you like Uki does. He might shipbait a lot but at least he still has singing, comfy streams, some ASMR, and pretty good zatsus. If you're going to yumebait, don't push it so soon. Ease into it little by little and let your audience know it's something you actually want to do or you'll just come off as a grifter like Hex and scare them off. Biggest point of all, you don't HAVE to do any of that. You can just be a guy that plays games to entertain people. Let your personality and talents shine through. You'll gain fans by just being yourself.

Best of luck. I'll be watching your debuts.

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51915912

>>51915726
Not even close. Called Ezra Miller a he in magni's Neon White stream chat said based shit before his time with Hololive as well that would make nijicucks upset for him being a edgy autistic white male

>> No.51916206

>>51895336
>>51901197
>>51903935 Except the second sentence
>>51905961
>>51906599
>>51911328
>>51915909
All of these posts are legitimate advice to listen to. The rest are shitposts and should be ignored.

>> No.51916369

>>51915645
>>51915912
Tempiss are already glorified Nijimales anyway. And they also get the same pathetic numbers.
>t-t-they are actually based!
Kiara said nigger on stream, IRyS went on an anti gypsy rant and Mori doesn't even hide the fact that she used to browse 4chan regularly.

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>>51916369
>M-muh numbers!
Extreme nijinigger deflecting cope, don't check their monthly earnings

>> No.51916651

>>51916504
I did and save for the clown everyone else is in the gutter. Their merch sell like shit and Axel was literally begging for a PS5 on stream.
Fuck off sis. Male Vtubers are just faggots.

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>>51916651
>Tempus
>Same view numbers as nijis but higher earnings overall
>Far less yabs
>Fanbases are better behaved

It's ok, nijinigger. We win in our males and female selection. Your niggers will take a 2% of their shriveled profits as usual in-between constant cock sucking ASMR (gotta earn Tazumi a new yacht)

>> No.51917030

>>51916651
So we're going to ignore Mori, Kronii and Moona begging now

>> No.51917103

>>51917025
I'm not a nijicuck. Which is exactly why I don't want to see HoloEN turn into NijiEN with your pathetic faggots.

>> No.51917247
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51917247

To the new niji guys: ignore all SEAfags who will seethe at your existence eternally 24/7.

They're hopeless incels who are so butthurt about being the world's whorehouse that they vent their frustrations on random anime people online while fat American tourists rail their sisters and mothers.

>> No.51917332

>>51917103
>I'm not a nijicuck!
>Cries when shown a male branch not constantly throating dick for views

>> No.51917350

>>51915441
lol
is that how you cope with buying their merch?

>> No.51917365

>>51917025
The 2% is from standarized merch that the vtubers receive and only have to shill once or twice.
It's completely different from custom made merch that sometime like vesper puts months and hundreds of meetings into making.

Why do you incels keep regurgitating false information?

>> No.51917526

>>51917365
>Stream for hours a day
>Break your back to keep your audience entertained
>Company makes 100k using the image you built up
>you get 2k
please justify this cut. 2% is an insult

>> No.51917913

>>51917332
Wow is the bar THAT low? Why not just watching standard fleshtubers then? Guess you gotta support the cause.

>> No.51917916
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51917916

>>51917365
>Uses incel as an insult for a discussion unrelated to getting sex
>"T-that's right, you don't have SEX, incel! That makes you a bad person!
Well I guess niji livers know their audience

>> No.51918132

>>51917913
Yes, sickling. There ARE male vtubers who don't show dildos on stream in place of humor. Might be a shock to you, try not to die or get groomed by eboys

>> No.51918139

>>51917916
How did your cope rectify your argument?
Serve another plate of seethe please.

>> No.51918171

>>51915832
>two are french
Why do corpos refuse to hire english speakers?

>> No.51918259

>>51917526
2% of merch sales.
Vox, Mysta and Luca bought houses with their SC earnings.
If your argument is that nijisanji keeps 98% of their revenue that is also false.

You're being retarded

>> No.51918661

>>51918259
*put down payments on their house
They pay taxes after on the 1/3 they get from the SCs, around 20% on average. Please keep justifying a 2% 'cut' on what makes the company the most money though. It's like you want to support the company more than the talents.

>> No.51918703

>>51897765
Biggest advice here
I love when a talent can make something themselves and show their creativity

>> No.51918806

>>51918661
Must make good money otherwise why would they stay? If they wanted more they can leave just like Nyanners and Vei did from Vshojo.

>> No.51919053

>>51918171
The native english vtuber pool is dry

>> No.51919378

>>51918806
It's almost as if Nyanners and Vei got to keep everything they built.

>> No.51920398

>>51902118
And Kyo, we saw how quick he was to attack Zaion during her suspension.

>> No.51920470

>>51894511
Which one is named Bandage?

>> No.51920512

>>51894511
Try not to sexually assault any NijiEN girls. It’s not worth it.

>> No.51920552

>>51894511
wrap it before you tap it

>> No.51920638

>>51915645
>>51915912
Odd that he is fucking froot.

>> No.51920892

>>51920470
The one wearing toilet paper.

>> No.51921339

>>51920552
Bandage is one step ahead of you

>> No.51923054

>>51917916
If being called incel triggers you maybe have sex you fucking retard kek

>> No.51923129

>>51918661
They bought the houses cash on hand. No loans no mortgage.
Seethe more holocuck.

>> No.51926988

>>51894511
More males! Yay!

>> No.51927006

>>51895336
I reckon the drama shitters just got chased out so I think this wave should be relatively tame

>> No.51927062

>>51896027
delet

>> No.51929470

why theres never a bearded one? people who wants a friend experience don't want to be friends with faggots

>> No.51933014

>>51916369
>IRyS went on an anti gypsy rant
SOURCE PLEASE I WANNA LISTEN LOL

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