/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

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Previous Thread: >>51736282

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

She actually hates us

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[Anonymous No.]

why hasnt she started streaming yet :(

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing really to do but wait for my girl.

[Anonymous No.]

lol
https://twitter.com/hololulz/status/1670972106866147329?t=8AOUKdPqFVr9kZaaRkGmSw&s=19

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>>51743775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wArI3n7Qu4&t=13411s

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbuds what if we went full homo now that Gura isn't around? I'm not gay but I have a penis fetish and I'm willing to suck some cock and swallow some thick loads as long as it's through a glory hole. It's a win-win, you get your cock sucked while imagining that it's Gura and I get to suck cock without feeling guilty about it.

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>>51744091
>>>/MANS/

[Anonymous No.]

I love this shark so much.

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>>51744066
>not linking the member stream
What's the matter? You can't?

[Anonymous No.]

Going to be completely honest here: I fucking hate the hugbox shit on twitter regarding this situation. I have nothing else to say.

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>>51744065
Its got to be one of the cookies she dropped on the floor and accidentally ate...

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>>51744142
It's literally the mention they were talking about, there she is literally saying she owes ASMR. What members stream are you referring to? And being a member isn't exactly something to be proud of right now anyway.

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>>51744172
Same here

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Happy birthday my lovely Gura!

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>>51744213
Staying membered during bad times is exactly when you should be proudest.

[Anonymous No.]

Gurass

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>>51744256
So you're just going to keep moving goalposts and totally deflect from declaring she never said she owed us, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Gura comes back strong for you guys. Happy birthday goomba.

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>>51744256
lol

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>>51744091
It's like that episode of South Park where everyone got in the pile to prevent the future migrants from taking people's jobs

[Anonymous No.]

reminder that shes doing what she can when she can

dont expect anything and be happy when shes feeling good enough to stream for us

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>>51744066
>they put up with me so much...
And she puts up with us so much.
Sounds like we're basically married already.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I cope? I was really banking on the second year being better. As in the year after the decline.
This day would have been the best chance and opportunity for her to turn things around.
God dammit Gura I miss you

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>>51744256
If you are still membered at this point you only care about falling behind on your badge

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>yesman

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>>51744172
I assure you, there's plenty of doom and gloom on twitter as well, it's just being kept to personal accounts rather than blasting farts into the tags.

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>>51744394
n-no...

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You all know what's going to happen tomorrow. every fandom will be shitting on the chumbuddies over the absentee shark....

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>>51744472
Not really gonna make me feel much worse than I already will.

[Anonymous No.]

Tomorrow will be even worse

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>>51744472
I mean, that's just an average day at this point.

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can't believe is actually over

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>>51744472
that's the least of my worries, that was happening even back when she actually did stream every once and a while, i just miss her

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>>51744394
Not only that. I also want to avoid the bad feelings from cancelling, even temporarily, and enjoy my dopamine hit when she thanks me personally for being patient.

[Anonymous No.]

(I'm sorry in advance for the long post.)
You know, what's happening right now reminds me a lot of what the week leading up to Rushia's termination announcement felt like:
No one was sure where she was or what she was doing or even if she was okay.
Cover refused to talk about her or make any announcements.
The other members were all eerily quiet about it and were pretending like nothing was happening.
Fandead were going ballistic and wondering what on Earth was going on.
They even tried looking to her roommate account for answers, but they didn't get any until the end.

Then, out of nowhere, Cover's twitter account posted the notice of termination. It turned out that all the silence leading up to that moment was so that Cover's management and lawyers could have time to draft the announcement. Everyone had known the whole time and they were instructed not to talk about it so that Cover staff could fomulate a plan regarding damage control.

I suspect that this is happening again, albeit a graduation instead. Regardless, I don't envision us receiving any good news in the coming days.
Rushia wasn't my oshi, but I watched as tons of Fandead went through what seems to be exactly what we're experiencing right now.

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>>51744536
>>51744587
Yeah, true. Chumbuds have been the Hololive punching bag and scapegoat for a while now...

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I'm still a chumbeliever.

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https://files.catbox.moe/g0t0jt.webm

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>>51744040
she streamed several time today though ToT

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>>51744654
Not necessarily. Given her ability to hold her pee, it's very likely she only streamed once or twice, or if her ability to pee is somehow compromised, she might not be peeing at all.

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>>51744472
Shitposting is just shitposting I don't really get bothered by it these days, it's only kind of a pain in the ass when it makes threads overly fast.
Also I doubt collective fandoms are going to start launching attacks or whatever this fantasy is. It's always just falseflaggers, I like to think that most fans would rather watch their oshis in peace.

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>>51744472
Oh nyo!

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>>51744343
Yup, just be happy she graces us with her presence at all. It's not often that Gura wanders out to visit the peasants, after all.

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>>51744619
Rushia fucked herself by running her mouth and breaking her contract rules. Gura hasn't done that. Also there hasn't been silence, she's still getting mentioned by other ENs and is still in content being released. It's not the same at all

[Anonymous No.]

I am actually dreading tomorrow. Well, I guess today now technically. I'm not sure what to expect, but I have a feeling it won't be good no matter what happens...

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if we make it out of this and somehow get back on track with consistent streams (extreme fucking cope i know) we will be the strongest fanbase on the board

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>>51744641
>Isreal
I'm ngmi..

[Anonymous No.]

Only muse dash perms can save her. Pls cover do something.

[Anonymous No.]

i love her so fucking much it hurts so fucking bad

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think people are gonna start pinging the official Twitter on where Gura is?

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>>51744815
Only way she gets the perms back is if she does a public apology video like John Cena.

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>>51744839
I hope you get your wish someday.

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>>51744863
Man, I lost pretty much all respect for him after that. I was never really a huge fan in the first place, but it was just sad to see.

[Anonymous No.]

Does no one have any idea what is going on with gura? Can someone please tard wrangle your oshi, its ruining /vt/

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not even a fucking tweet

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>>51744912
>ruining /vt/
When has this place not been a trash fire?

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I kind of expect to wake up to an absolute shitfest no matter what happens

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>>51744964
Yeah, there's really no way this ends well now. That time has passed.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm still certain there's going to be something, but if there is I'll have to watch it at work which sucks. I'm banking on it being a slow night, no one better bother me while I'm on Gura watch.

[Anonymous No.]

ONE STREAM
I DON'T KNOW WHY

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>>51744793
The fact we're still here is testament to our determination.

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Sowwy 4 making u wait ! :3c Tweet soonish

[Anonymous No.]

gura is actually dead and gone it's so fucking over

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>>51744980
I don't know if I'll be able to focus at work tomorrow. I would call sick but i have to onboard a new hire.

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>>51744993
and thats why we will be even stronger than ever if things go back to normal, this is my last FINAL cope that i can come up with. ive exhausted every other cope

[Anonymous No.]

didn't read
still love gura
deal with it

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1671050254253449216
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1671050254253449216

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>>51745062
copebud...

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it's so fucking over

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>>51745062
We're all gonna need an extra big dose

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Im so fucking nervous about tomorrow I don't know how I'm gonna get any sleep. No matter what happens I don't know how ill feel. If she doesn't stream ill miss her still and if she does im sure we won't get an actual explanation as to why she couldn't even like things on twitter for a month. I just want to feel like she cares and I want to spend time with her..

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>>51745103
It begins

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>>51744912
Sorry friend, we have no affiliation with the shitposters doing whatever it is they're doing over there.
As for Gura? Still searching.

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>>51745103
>isreal
Huh, so I guess there's going to be a stream. This will be interesting...

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>>51744091
>i have a penis fetish
No nigga you’re gay. Stop coping.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if any of her myth members try to contact her? A huge event like this and no one cares? Something is wrong..

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>>51745103
lmao i dont even know how to feel

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>>51745103
>happy birthdy
can these people do anything right

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>>51745103
Guys... Goom

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>>51745103
At least we'll get something

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>>51745103
Ah so it is pre-recorded. Oh well.

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>>51744472
I won’t be.
T.deadbeat

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine not beeing excited for this. Fake fans really have infested this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51745158
Penises are not gay.
If Gura had two giant shark cocks, you would suck on them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51745103
I wish I could feel happy about this.

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>>51745103
Holy shit

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>>51744793
Haatons exist

[Anonymous No.]

Internkun announced it before Gura did...
Why didn't Gura tease and hype it up days before to make people excited?

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>>51743991
For Gura's birthday I will be giving her a mating press for the next 10 days, my present is the best.

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>scheduled tweet
It would be so, so fucking funny if there was no stream.

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That tweet is probably scheduled way ahead of time, I wouldn't even take that as a confirmation of there being a stream

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>>51744937
HoloFes time

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

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>>51745103
she can't tweet on her account? maybe they're just posting this and hoping she'll feel pressured to go live

[Anonymous No.]

Please tell me it isn't going to be Monty Oum 2.0 or Technoblade 2.0. I don't want another creator I hold dear die on me again.

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>>51745217
I'm glad ypu can be happy about this, but this just leaves a bitter taste in my mouth.

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hello chumbros how are you feeling

[Anonymous No.]

HAPPY BIRTHDY, GURA!

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>>51745103
so like are we back or what, i still feel nothing

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>>51745301
Oh man, I didn't even think of that. What if they forgot to cancel the tweet when there actually isn't anything...

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>>51745103

WOW

I'm eating my words big time and I've never been so happy to have done so

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>>51745301
I'm not using this board if it happens. You're all on your own.

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>>51745103
A birthday stream...right

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>>51745339
Extremely nervous

[Anonymous No.]

Twitter trannies = seething
Discord shitters = on suicide watch
Fakebuds = BTFO
Chumbuds = gooming
WE'RE SO BACK

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>>51745103
>get ready for her birthday stream!

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbuds status?

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>>51745171
>>51745173
>>51745197
>>51745231
>>51745289
>>51745301
>>51745313
>>51745330
>>51745334
>>51745347
>>51745375
stop being such babies

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Based intern forcing Gura's hand. If she ain't gonna stream now, people will be mad.

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>>51745372
You posted this shit the last return before the 1 month break

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>>51745400

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>>51744793
Until she collabs with males like every other holo seems to be

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>>51745229
That’s only straight if you’re left wing or Iranian

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NIGGERFAGGOTS BTFO AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA

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>birthday call-ins when she doesn't talk to anyone
>future plans when she has streamed 15 hours in 6 months

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>>51745400
You gotta admit, a scheduled tweet like this when she has been completely incommunicado for 3 weeks feels more like an intern fucking up, something they do quite often, than confirmation of a stream.

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>>51745400
Fuck off dude. I'm tired. Just let me enjoy the shark how I want.

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>>51745103
WE'RE SO BACK
KNEEL FAGGOTS

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>>51745409
Seethe more
It's sharkwife time!

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>>51745103
Birthday stream hoipefully means not prerecorded. That the official account had a scheduled PST midnight tweet for this rather than her actually saying anything to us about it first, though...man.

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>>51745405
Literally scheduled tweet

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Little early to be celebrating. I almost feel like this is just grudgepost bait.

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>>51745330
>Happy Birthday! Gura’s dead BTW
Nigga come on. I get the mood isn’t amazing but think for a minute.

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LOL, LIKE I SAID. THE BIRTHDAY STREAM IS GOING TO BE A CONCERT SHE PRERECORDED BACK IN JAPAN.

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>>51745464
>>51745448
Never learn huh
Can't expect yesbuds to have more than one braincell

[Anonymous No.]

They wouldn't post the tweet as a way to enforce her to stream would they? She's actually ready to go live, right?

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I was promised graduation though? Was I lied to?

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LOL. THE HOLO EN ACCOUNT HAD TO TWEET ABOUT GURA'S BIRTHDAY. SHE COULDNT EVEN DO IT. HOW PATHETIC

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>>51745103
If it was a 3D live it would say right? So it's a regular stream?

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>>51745521
Gura cute Gura cute
I can no longer hear antis or the voices

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>>51745544
Yeah the twitter has never fucked up!

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Believe it the catshark
aw yesh the shitters are prodding for a reaction now

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>>51745103
doesn't even care enough to make a tweet on her own account

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i cant celebrate yet man, i need to see something from gura first

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It's going to be a prerecorded concert like last year except no live segments of her at the beginning like last year

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>stream confirmed
Alright well, that's half of the solution.
But she isn't winning me back unless she explains what the fuck was happening the past how many weeks and promises to not fucking disappear without a word.
I'm still sure she's just gonna pretend nothing's wrong and then fuck off yet again until the concert or whatever though.

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OF COURSE SHE'S STREAMING ON HER BD only antis would think otherwise

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>>51745544
I'll be honest with you, that's sounding like something a schizo would say.

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>>51745301
Part of me wants this more than the 100% prerecorded stream, just to see what would happen.

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>>51745600
Same desu. Tomorrow will be tomorrow.

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>>51745608

[Anonymous No.]

Will you still open up your wallet for her?

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>>51745103
Oh shit management got off their asses

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>>51745608
lol

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>>51745600
Yeah, unlike a lot of these people, I've learned my lesson on celebrating too early.

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>>51745555
Hey we might get a last minute retweet if we're lucky!
>>51745607
Maybe they should just remix the old concert as is and tweet out the merch

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>>51745600
>i need to see something from gura first
You're literally getting a stream faggot

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>>51745667
It's a scheduled tweet retard. Their ass is firmly seated.

[Anonymous No.]

Just want to know where things stand. Either she truly is extremely busy somehow despite the other girls doing the same shit yet still streaming, her health problems are worse than expected (colon cancer? surgery?), has depression or just doesn't want to do this anymore.

Whatever the reason just communicate with the fans. I almost don't care if she never streams again but fucking say something less vague and retarded than "tummy hort".

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>>51745704
>It's a scheduled tweet
proof?

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>>51745693
no shit you retard, but thats the fucking bare minimum of a birthday in the first place, i want to see what she says and if its even a live birthday stream at all

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>>51745736
Look at the time.

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>>51745704
Stream confirmed so I'm pretty relieved.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura being forced to stream. My dick is so hard right now thinking about her being forced to do things against her will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51745665
If she can stream consistently for more than a month then I'll re-member. If not then I'll consider that as a discount on my 14 sub.

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>>51745774
The fact that it's scheduled means it is NOT confirmed. It could be cancelled and they forgot to cancel the tweet. I'm not believing shit until I see a frame.

[Anonymous No.]

Who knows this chicks Twitter? Trying to goom

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>>51745761
Kys you anti piece of shit
We get our first gura news in weeks and all you can do is bitch and moan about it

[Anonymous No.]

CHUMGODS WE FUCKING WON

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>>51745728
>despite the other girls
She isn't them

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>>51745728
That's the catalyst for me.
Either she FINALLY says SOMETHING today, or I'm dippin'.

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>>51745103
man this was all I needed from them. why did have to be so late. why did have to come to the point where the chumbuds get all the blame. this was all I needed.

[Anonymous No.]

Ugh can't wait for shark feet kino.

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>>51745809
it's not scheduled, look at the tweet

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>>51745103
Happy birtdy Gwar Gargombles!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>51745841
>man this was all I needed from them
Really? You don't need anything else?

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>>51745822
how is that being an anti you dumbass, im still happy we got something im just cautiously optimistic instead of saying i kneel just for her being alive. whats wrong with you niggas

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>>51745728
Collabs, Outlast. She's not that busy.

[Anonymous No.]

I can understand wanting to prepare your mind for disappoint, but try and lighten up at least a little would you?
It's my wife's birthdy.

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>>51745809
That just means EN management are the useless fucks that I imagined

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>>51745864
The tweet is scheduled. Look at the tweet. On the hour exactly.

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>>51745822
I don't blame him, the "news" did not even come from her, if that counts then ame saying she talked to her was as news worthy.
>anti piece of shit
God forbid someone have minor expectations of someone who's livelyhood is tied directly to viewership and donations.

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>>51745496
More like dying. Technoblade's case was that he had cancer and he was losing. Monty Oum's was bad allergy gone wrong.

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>>51745600
Ok I got the initial excitement out of my system. You're right, imma wait until I actually see her

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>>51745916
>if that counts then ame saying she talked to her was as news worthy.
That was newsworthy. What the fuck are you even doing here if you don't want to keep track if when they chat with each other?

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>>51745899
I thought you meant her stream

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>>51745892
I've been disappointed every single fucking day for months now.
I'm not gonna suddenly believe things are magically better until I hear what she has to say.

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>>51745916
>God forbid someone have minor expectations of someone who's livelyhood is tied directly to viewership and donations.
Have you seen the stuff we've been going through for the past few months? This is a huge win and people are still trying to bring chumbies down

[Anonymous No.]

Some of you really never learn...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to gosling the minute I hear her voice

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>>51745945
>This is a huge win
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>antis resorting to the tweet being on the hour to shitpost
roru in shambles

>>51745916
she gets a salary from Cover

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>>51745945
I want to be happy right now, but a scheduled tweet just ain't it. If we do get a frame chat is going to be closed too.

[Anonymous No.]

Gawr Gura cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>51745813
https://twitter.com/smilebibison?t=O1ljisxdH-ro2zj48ruTbQ&s=09

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>>51745937
>What the fuck are you even doing here if you don't want to keep track if when they chat with each other?
Waiting on gura to stream dipshit, I dont care if Ame, Yaggo, or fucking god himself talks to Gura, what I've wanted was to just watch her play games and talk about whatever's on her mind.

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>>51745945
How is this a win if she's just coming back to shill merch?

[Anonymous No.]

You guys know that Sana still did her birthday stream and graduated right? This still doesn't solve the core issue of why the fuck she's been missing in action for the last month

[Anonymous No.]

>>51745736
It went out at midnight on the dot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51745985
based

[Anonymous No.]

We're back

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746021
Got some proof?

[Anonymous No.]

Yup, she comes back just to shill merchandise, lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746037
preaching to the choir, my dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>51745985
same desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>51745765
>>51746042
grasping at straws sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>unironically warned
literally fuck off idiot

[Anonymous No.]

All I want is for it to not be fully prerecorded

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746037
NO, this means everything is fine! LALALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746034
>if she's just coming back to shill merch?
You literally don't know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746053
You're not back. She won't be live. It will be a prerecorded concert

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746067
This was directed to the dumbuds screeching about kneeling/btfo/winning

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>>51746066
We'll see.
A few months ago I would've gotten really pissy about posts like this. Now I don't even know anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746028
https://twitter.com/smilebibison/status/1650155502721200130?s=20
me on the bottom

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>>51745945
I thought the same thing when someone I used to follow started tweeting again a few years ago, but I've learned if someone is willing to do this more than once, they will do it again, and again. so yeah, I'm pessimistic about what's going to happen next, and thats not even taking into account that this could have been management trying to light a fire under her ass, or just a forgotten scheduled tweet. I WANT it to be good news, but I'm 100% ready for it not to be, and refuse to get over excited for it.

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>>51746028
Thanks dawg

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746101
Why else would she come back only now? She only does it out of obligation.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think she'll tell us what's been going on? She has to at this point right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746092
It will be fully prerecorded. No live segment like the beginning last year

[Anonymous No.]

>antis trying to bring the mood down again
gotta love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746037
That's what I'm worried about, that this stream will be her announcing her graduation.

[Anonymous No.]

birthday project art
https://twitter.com/shouu_kyun/status/1671055915506884608?s=20

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746107
>Coping already
You lost. Wipe your tears.

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>>51746089
You’re a retard jumping at shadows. Do you think the intern they pay 20 bucks a day was sitting at the computer just waiting for the moment it hit 5pm JST to tweet it out? Of course not because that would be retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know what to feel.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura brave enough to wear her birthday suit for this stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746150
lol fuck no

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746150
Nah she'll say something vague about being busy at most as usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746150
who fucking knows
I thought she would in the last few solo streams she did, but it was never brought up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746180
Yes, she will wear it under her clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746116
Why? Because you were a retarded yesman who believed all her excuses? You've finally seen the light. You can like Gura and still criticize her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746150
No. The absolute most you’ll get is maybe some hyper vague shit about being sick or working on “lots of projects”.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746002
>she gets a salary from Cover
Was it Kanata or Coco who talked about it not even being good enough on its own to get by?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746180
But that's illegal

[Anonymous No.]

PATIENCE PAYS OUT AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

Now I'm anxious and hesitant to go to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746150
Of course she won't, idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746154
I think that'll wait until after connect the world is over to not kill the vibes

[Anonymous No.]

At the end of this at least one side is getting grudgeposted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746150
No, she'll ignore it and act like everything is normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746231
stop grudgebaiting

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746223
I'm actually starting to feel nauseated over hearing the word "projects"

[Anonymous No.]

>>51745103
hundred bucks says its prerecorded with no chat interaction

[Anonymous No.]

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

[Anonymous No.]

SLEEP

[Anonymous No.]

every single time

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746169
Coping? I want her to stream but there won't be any live parts. It will be fully prerecorded

[Anonymous No.]

One thing is for sure: she's got all eyes on her right now. Every breath of hers is going to be watched closely. So much for not facing the fans and dodging accountability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746223
i feel the same way about the word project as gura felt about the word collab on the holocure stream

[Anonymous No.]

Guraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>management has to tweet something before Gura

jesus..

[Anonymous No.]

>>51745693
No. We get a prerecorded "concert" that is most likely just going to be Kanauru skinwalking her again before she shills new merch at us. It won't be live and she isn't going to even talk to us. Whatever this is, it was probably made months in advance. I want to be hopeful, but there's been nothing but disappointments lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746285
eh, I like this one better.
I don't know how relevant the cripple is anymore, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746175
it literally has spelling mistakes. Go back sis

>>51746224
timestamp next thread?

[Anonymous No.]

it's so fucking over

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746305
Good. Those useless fucks are finally doing something

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746310
>she isn't going to even talk to us.
God that Outlast stream was fucking brutal to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>we get gura news
>thread instantly turns even shittier
You fags literally deserve nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746154
Didn't Kiara say there would be sad news for this month? I can't remember when it was...

[Anonymous No.]

Alright save it for later, you nerds. You can compare penises then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746321
>timestamp next thread?
Fuck you, fine I'll dig if I can find it.

[Anonymous No.]

Shitposters are trying so hard. I can finally sleep easy knowing my wife will be on the tele tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

i hope gura never returns. useless sack of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746353
This has been said multiple times but it doesn't matter what Gura does or doesn't at this point, the entire board melts down regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746310
The fact that it's a scheduled tweet with no link to a frame is mildly worrying

[Anonymous No.]

>>51745985
Go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746397
As is the the natural order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746382
yeah me

[Anonymous No.]

They scheduled this a week ago when Gura was still planning on being back for her birthday, didn't they...

[Anonymous No.]

>all of a sudden EXTREMELY certain that this won't actually be live
Look, I have a lot of doubts too, but I'm also not counting her actually being live completely out either. You guys saying it WILL be a prerecorded thing like Gura or a staff member just gave you this information are just making yourselves look like seething idiots that are mad that there's anything happening at all today when you were hoping there wouldn't be.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think there will be a pre-chat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746353
The little group that runs anti gura shit are going all in, expect absolute desperation from them all day to try and turn people against her.
I suggest to avoid the catalog (should do this anyway) and watchout for posts with words like
>graduating
>lazy
>liar
>tricked
>i'm going to drop her
>doesn't care
and other things generally trying to stir shit up

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746353
>Crying for not seeing Gura 24/7 itt
>Gura streams
>muh not feeling it won't watch
>repeats
Sometimes it's so easy to tell between true fans and larping shittposters

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746522
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746237
It’ll be at the exact same time she usually streamed you’re at 0 risk of missing anything. Go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746522
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>51744472
Imma be honest here, as a Hooman.

It's not funny at this point, we are past shitposting. I feel bad for Gura for whatever she is going through and I feel even more bad for you guys.

Heck, Moom is on leave for a couple of weeks and I can't wait for her to come back. I truly hope everything is alright with Gura and wish a great comeback for her AND for you guys. Stay strong, chumbuds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746525
I'll just toss these words into a filter and easy peasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746522
you need a frame for pre-chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746444
>no link to a frame is mildly worrying
Did not think of that, yeah thats a bit of a bad sign...

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746333
But they aren't. A scheduled tweet is practically the opposite of doing something, given how often they've fucked up announcents with them.

[Anonymous No.]

I have Gura depravation...

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746518
obviously they're not here in good faith

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746518
No one actually does live concerts other than Suisei, Sora and Nene anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746321
Yes because there is 0 chance of an ESL missing a letter in Birthday when they scheduled the tweet. Physically impossible. Fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

She's going to release her second original today.
Mark my words.

[Anonymous No.]

It's a scheduled tweet, of course it has no link to a frame

[Anonymous No.]

she better have an explanation ready and that stream not be prerecorded

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746622
>It IS a concert
Who told you that, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746597
Yeah but you would think they would notice by now unless they are incompetent fools

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746337
It's like every retard in this thread suddenly forgot what happened or something. I really can't believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746560
Hoomans and chumbuds are allies. We love our cute twin sister oshis.

[Anonymous No.]

I was kinda hoping she wouldn't stream today. It makes it feel like she's fine and could've streamed at any point and just didn't want to.
I'm really starting to feel the 'she's just coming back to sell merch' thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746560
You get used to it. Best you can do is just fuck off for a few days and wait for everyone to latch onto the next drama

[Anonymous No.]

Now imagine if gura/cover just rerun her last birthday stream with new merch shill edit. I would kneel and then leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746633
I'd forgive her if that were the case

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746640
Why would they notice? The whole point of scheduled tweets is that you don't have to pay attention to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746672
prerecorded merch selling

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746672
So what, merch is for the fans

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746633
honestly at this point this would be enough to make me kneel

[Anonymous No.]

Turns out she was silent all along cause she wanted her bday to be the biggest surprise of all.
Expecting lots of new stuff to come out.

To all the fake chumbuds out there,
KNEEL and APOLOGIZE
I love my sharkwife so much.

[Anonymous No.]

Chumkeks are so gullible lol. It's a planned tweet. Can't stop laughing at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746698
That would be based. Maybe throw in reflect jazz version as the new content. Milk the pay piggies shamelessly

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746728
I can't believe my shitpost is going to be real. >>51626216 I am a prophet

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746728
>>51746750
Take note.
This is a PERFECT example of both extremes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746711
What if it's pre-recorded stream? Should be checking on other hololive members if they overlap and then magically will do call-ins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746518
Yes i’m sure the girl who needed doctor’s permission for overseas travel can pull off an hour long live singing and dancing. Literally only Sora, Suisei, Mori and AZKi do completely Lice 3d Lives every other live is partially (Nene, Towa) or entirely (Aki, Pekora, Marine, Lui, LaPlus, Botan) prerecorded. It’d be weird if it wasn’t prerecorded honestly. That’s if it’s a 3D Live which is not confirmed at all of course. For all anyone knows she’s doing a Totsu or a VRChat gimmick stream like Fauna or Bae.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746703
EN management aren't that retarded are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51745301
Surely they can't be that incompetent.. right..?

[Anonymous No.]

creative writing hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746321
>timestamp next thread?
How about this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpw7b1qV3qw

[Anonymous No.]

It's like this but in reverse; everyone has gathered, but the birthday person is nowhere to be seen or heard.

[Anonymous No.]

>Staff scheduled tweet
>No confirmation from Gura so far
But then again
>Literally letting the biggest Vtuber skip the one day its 100% okay to max shill merch for Yagoo

I wouldn't be surprised if Yagoo sent out a squad of mercenaries to abduct Gura, IV drip her pure adrenaline, and bolt her to a streaming rig for the next 24 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746829
my nigga it's two in the morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746801
bro they literally thought there was popular demand for tempus

[Anonymous No.]

I love Gura very much and I think she's the cutest little thing in the whole world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746518
>Mad
No, anon. I've been an emotional wreck all day.
You're right. I don't know for sure. But I can't imagine Gura just turning everything around and pretending to love us again. Not after everything that happened these past two months. I feel stuck and alone, snd I don't believe things will ever get better. And even if she does somehow make a live appearance, she's just going to go right back to ghosting us again. I just want this horrible pain to end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746565
Nigga they did the same thing for Ina. Can you stop being retarded for one second?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746353
Gura is the most popular Holo. Even when she's not streaming, she's dominating the board. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746901
>pretending to love us again
She literally
- literally not figuratively -
never loved you.

[Anonymous No.]

Well I'm just happy that there is good gura news. Sleep tight buds. Good luck with all the shitposters SEAbuds

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746853
stfu retard, yesterday was also a day and she didnt bother to say anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746525
You really are a schizo nigger. You know that, right?

[Anonymous No.]

So what exactly will she talk about in the birthday stream? The 12 streams we had this year? Feels like an empty husk of a birthday celebration to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746879
big indies are less likely to apply to EN now with this mess and with how corpos are going now..
i just want a new EN group, maybe that would help Gura

[Anonymous No.]

so uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh where's gooruh ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746967
Gooruh machine broke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746967
asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1671050254253449216
>Send your best wishes to @gawrgura at #GuraBirthday2023 and get ready for her birthday stream!
>https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1659816230461554689
>Don't forget to send your best wishes to her at #BdayINA2023!
They modified the message specifically to assure us that a stream is in fact happening

[Anonymous No.]

WAIT WHAT'S HAPPENING I WAS customizing the Regalia...

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746967
shes on strike

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746949
there is barely anything she can say to justify a month of silence

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746910
It's almost like the circumstances are different this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746938
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746988
Pics now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746937
>yesterday was also a day
prove it

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746512
>>51746444
>>51746382
>>51746361
>>51746330
>>51746305
>>51746288
>>51746262
>>51746178
>>51746154
>>51746145
>>51746133

>Confirmation she's actually streaming today
>Management hyping it up
>you fuckers still trying to make it into a bad thing
I've been on this strung-along ghosting trainwreck since it began, hell even the ghosting when she had the coof, and you fuckers can't even celebrate the one fucking thing these threads have been shat up on for the past two fucking weeks. Even if she's graduating she won't announce it until after Connect the World. I thought I was parasocial but holy christ. Just let her celebrate her birthday and deal with all the bullshit later. This is a new low god damn. ("muh scheduled tweet" fuckers can fuck off too)

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746901
Don't you think there's something going in her life thats beyond her control that she absolutely cant share to us? Why not just support and believe in her? If you dont believe on her, why havent you left her already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746949
You just can't live up to the previous birthdays. Not even close. It'll be one in name sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746982
Oh snap. That's great. Finally a stream.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/shouu_kyun/status/1671055915506884608

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746982
Well yeah. If they just left it at the hashtag people would be foaming in thw mouth

[Anonymous No.]

To all scheduled tweet schizos, the fact that they said "get ready for birthday stream" just confirms it. Whether its prerecorded or not is another story.

[Anonymous No.]

antis get the rope but how can you faggots call that tweet a "confirmation"...

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747029
you do know that what is happening now is a textbook example of an emotionally abusive relationship right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747029
I just learned about the official confirmation 5 mins ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747021
It just ended up being white with a black racing stripe on the top...
and a Hammerhead sticker on the trunk. I'm too tired to actually try right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746982
This was probably written months ago. It's a scheduled tweet that just happened to have stream mentioned it. Notice how it's vague about what it is and doesn't mention anything specific like a confetti

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746795
We don't know what kind of stream it is. The announcement didn't say it was a 3D live or a concert. They just said Gura's Birthday stream.
It could just be a birthday zatsudan like her first year or it could be prerecorded kanauru skinwalking as her while using her voice clips like in her 3D showcase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746982
Because ina announced she'd have a bday stream herself way before that tweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747032
Think in your life something that has made you stop being able to work for more than an handful of hours for an entire year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747089
Was about to say the same thing lmao, Gura's gone from being what helped me deal with my shitty ex gf to feeling just like her.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like how it seems that she is doing this stream because she has to. She should just stay on her break or whatever and come back once she is ready to actually get back into streaming. I fear it's going to be this one stream and straight back to radio silence

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747029
>her birthday
it's an arbitrary day decided by the corpo. it is no slight against her to not care

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747089
Yes, your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747097
Sounds clean, the Regalia is a fun little thing they 100% did not need to let us mess with, but I'm glad they did, same with the pics stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Be honest everyone
What are the chances that the stream won't have waiting room but will still start

[Anonymous No.]

>>51746980
that's a lot of sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747110
>kanauru skinwalking as her while using her voice clips like in her 3D showcase.
Is that what was happening there? Her showcase looked awfully artificial and fake, but I wrote it off because it looked like she was going for the authentic Japanese game show experience for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747101
I'm saying it's not an old scheduled tweet because it's written in a way to assure relatively recent concerns that she would not show up for her birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747127
If that happens then you can simply choose to not put up with it anymore, like I will.
I'm ready for either scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

Kek she literally came back just to shill birthday merch lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747185
>recent

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sleepy but I'm going to try to sleep anyway. God it feels good to go to sleep hopeful for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747144
>it's an arbitrary day
Anon that's every birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747127
we're already shifting the narrative, huh? come on man

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747203
mate you posted this already
don't tell me you're STILL laughing

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747179
God, after rewatching that showcase I hate it more and more

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747029
insider here, Gura will not be at the concert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747203
contractually obligated to do 4 streams per year

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747232
It was great, I loved it as did the real chumbies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747029
Jesus christ you are too fucking stupid to understand what anyone here is concerned about. It's like you haven't even been alive or knew about Gura during these past two months or something. Holy shit you are beyond retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

I think a certain shark is gonna get really angry in 8-10 hours. Remember when management released an Irys' cover without warning her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747259
>real yesbuds.
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>middle of the night
>shitposters frothing at the mouth
I think we really are back

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747259
It was my debut after all

[Anonymous No.]

does anyone have that one soundpost of the fan dance with that one meme song

[Anonymous No.]

goopgoop

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747292
they hate how much she loves us

[Anonymous No.]

i'm happy for now, but i'm also afraid graduation is still a big possibility

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747285
Man they really are incompetant…

[Anonymous No.]

I will see my imoutowife tomorrow I can sleep a little easier tonight

[Anonymous No.]

The stockholm syndrome is unbearable for me, but you guys are built like a tank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747082
>Send your best wishes to @gawrgura at #GuraBirthday2023 and get ready for her birthday stream!
Imagine her not showing up after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747179
It was only Kanauru in the in-between TV skits that had audio from old streams, and the roomba at the start

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747179
I believe she did all the dancing and the parts where she showed her room, did the song quiz, the math quiz, etc.
But the TV skits in-between, including the first time you see her, were all mocapped by Kanauru using her model.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747144
nigga just described every birthday since the first bacterium split itself lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747338
>people predicted the birthday tag before it was announced
RRATS?????

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747119
If you followed Gura, you know how emotionally fragile girl she is.
Even though you see her happy in streams, you don't know how much she is going through IRL.
Not saying youre wrong, she could be lying all this time since the beginning.
If you really believe that then, why are you still watching her?
Either believe in her or just forget her completely

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747179
No, the ad skits like the DMC one were Kanauru but parts like the quiz show with PekoMari or the painfully long math quiz was Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747338
what? Is it confirmed not pre-recorded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747029
>not willing to show any sign of life less than 24 hours before her birthday after ghosting us for more than a month
I'm as excited as gura to finally see her after all this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747374
She's going to be in full RP mode and you know how she hates breaking character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747337
Yes. Now go back to /MANS/

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747179
Like half the EN girls are out of shape to do Idol tier song and dance
Why would you think only this one time it was Gura being skinwalked as opposed to the double chinigami or Bird as well?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm happy for you, chumbies! Ya made it

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747259
A lot of it was good. However, I wish that Gura had mocapped all of it. That's my only complaint. I find it creepy knowing that I'm watching a man use her model during some of it. That's all. Overall, it was good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747416
way too fucking early to be saying this shit mate

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747416
We're all gonna make it, brah.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy that the most profitable stream is happening as expected but what about the streams after the birthday? Or will she need to take a break for a month after this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747410
Birdwoman does dancing though. If anyone from HoloEN could avoid skinwalking, it'd be her and Bae.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747357
I dont think you being retarded is a rrat anon that is pretty much confirmed
https://twitter.com/search?q=%23GuraBirthday2021&src=typed_query&f=top
https://twitter.com/search?q=%23GuraBirthday2022&src=typed_query

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747410
Retard

[Anonymous No.]

she's gonna be super sweet with us and we're gonna get a member karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747444
Tweet literally says "get ready for birthday stream"
Still doomposting
Wtf m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747476
Delusional

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747338
Imagine if this is management's passive aggressive way to force her to stream and she still completely ignores the entire thing, lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747481
>scheduled tweet from management
Wake me when Gura shows she's alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747494
lol!

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747494
it's gonna bring out the contrarian in her

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747452
>what about the streams after the birthday?
Non merch, obligatory streams? What are those?

[Anonymous No.]

I hear the loyal Chumbuds are exceedingly strong, let me fight you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747481
if all you need is one stream with nothing guaranteed afterwards then honestly good for you
I'm happy you are so easily appeased

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747481
Anon, for all we know, that tweet was scheduled a year ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747501
If she's dead they would tweet she's dead or a health break instead.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm happy for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747488
Idk, doing a member stream would make sure people stay/re member.

[Anonymous No.]

>The past month has been everyone from every social media saying how they hate the radio silence and lack of consistency
>They will unsub since she isn't going to stream anymore
>Gura comes back for 1 stream on her birthday, only to shill money for herself and corpo
>waterfall of subs and donation
I foresee it, despite how pathetically disappointing its going to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747549
What part of scheduled tweet do you not understand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747559
Tale as old as time. Only a gamer will be a bigger sucker than a vtuber fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747559
The people who thought there will be no birthday stream are retards
The people who think the merch wont be bought out in under 2 seconds of release are retards
The people who think she will go back to streaming after the bday stream are RETARDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747481
A single stream is nice but I won't be happy until she s back for real
As in 3 streams a week for a month+
I want Gura to actually be back properly, not occasionally resurface

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747568
why haven't they deleted it yet then if you're so certain there won't actually be anything today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747559
And you will still be eternally seething about Gura for years to come

[Anonymous No.]

Chances of her doing a pre-birthday member stream? I don't want to miss it

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747589
NTA but Gura might have ghosted them too, and it's like 2AM for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747410
God you are fucking stupid. No one even said that Gura didn't do the dancing, you illiterate retard. Just the TV skits were mocapped by kanauru.
Why the fuck do you think they all spent so long in Japan going to lessons every day for two months? They also all had the same respective dancing ability in 4th fes as they did in their showcases. Why do you talk about this kind of stuff as if you understood any of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747589
You think they're monitoring everything that closely? I wish I had your faith in the intern's work ethic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747559
She's gonna post a schedule either before, during, or shortly after the birthday stream. Screenshot this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747609
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747537
Better than she doesn't stream at all amirite?
Whatever she does isn't gonna satisfy you fake chumbuds anyways so why are you still here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747589
Delaying the inevitable shitstorm that would cause which is only going to make it worse
Standard stuffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747481
didnt it take months for aki to finally have her birthday stream
and gura retweeted that and liked it

[Anonymous No.]

we are so back bros!

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747632
Because she was in it. No notice, btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747520
You're lost Goku, instant transmission yourself way back to the Dragon Ball Super general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747638
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747416
Shitposters are trying really hard right now but Im just happy to be able to see gura tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747653
I would love to be happy for that if Gura gave me any reason to believe it was happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747597
Nah m80 i actually love the shark, but its painful obvious something else is taking precedent in her life
Wish she's come back, but the more likely bet is she learns her lesson via membership and akasupa drought....which is not going to happen on her birthday so we will wait for another 2-3 months before she figures out if she takes the Ayame route or the Kiara route

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747616
What's gonna be on it though?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to demand apologies if she streams a non-prerecorded segment.
Conversely I'm going to apologize myself it's just a fully prerecorded stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>radio silence since May 27th
>we're supposed to trust a scheduled management tweet with no time or link for the stream

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is actually pregnant and avoiding her schizo fans just like Ai did in Oshi no Ko.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Anonamos_701/status/1670986461783666694

Awkward...

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747667
>>51747666
you are just shitposting antis
kill yourselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747588
But wouldnt you agree its better than nothing.
I wish we get back to 2021 Gura
But in the end, its all up to her.
Only thing we can do is believe in her and support her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747520

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747653
>Skeptical Chumbies = threadshitters specifically targeting happy chumbuds because they're happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747358
I'm not still watching her I'm just posting in these threads because I want chumbuds to know there's better out there and they don't have to put up with being treated this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747584
>The people who think the merch wont be bought out in under 2 seconds of release are retards
The birthday merch sets are always made to order, you dunning-kruger asshole. There is no selling out of merch, fucking retard idiot.
God you are so unbelievablly stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747149
just wanted to make sure you chumbuds understand what is actually happening now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747710
There isn't. I've checked every "Gura killer" and they all suck compared to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747481
Is she going to go back to streaming regularly after her birthday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747653
How can you be happy with how she treats us?
This ghosting is unprecedented

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747696
>But in the end, its all up to her.
no its up to management to graduate the boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747726
nyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747710
Ok bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747701
Don't forget that they are also Antis. >>51747694

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747612
It's 4 am if she's on the East Coast right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747713
There's going to be a limited set you troglodyte.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747694
>Hoping your oshi actually learns to not see her fandom as an annoyance she has to entertain for cashgrabbing is shitposting
You reek of plebbit's "never bother the talent" mentality

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747751
kill yourself shitposter retard

[Anonymous No.]

Call me a retard anti shitposter too.

[Anonymous No.]

blind loyalty is not any better, if not worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747751
even r*ddit has more spine than some people in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747751
You'd know all about reddit, wouldn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747653
The reason you will always be poor and the reason why you will never amount to anything is because you aren't cautious, especially when prior experience suggests you should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747726
No. See you next birthday in 2024.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747768
>No rebuttal or argument, just bottom feeder tier ad hominem shit
I accept your concession

[Anonymous No.]

>be me
>late at night
>fuck around in gmod
>use Gura player model
>die from Gibby nextbot
>look up Gura's hoodie
>the player model actually has Gura's body with her underwear under her hoodie
>idea.jpeg
>spawn ragdoll of the model
>hope that I can remove her hoodie
>Icannot.png
>see biggify option
>press button
>model grows (you know what else grows?)
>get rock hard
>keep biggifying model
>what now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747687
Get your logic out of here, anti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747787
I'm feeling real good right now, thanks. >>51744256
Doubters better reup their memberships during a stream to keep their shame on record.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747819
I dunno, masturbate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747819
Cool story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747819
>what now?
Nut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747819
Start doing RP like Gura did in that one minecraft stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747851
>logic
more like blind pessimism

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747545
Really now? Normally you would just say "happy birthday. You woudn't normally write to GET READY for a freaking birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747723
Your problem is you're looking for a replacement, you're not letting yourself get over her.

[Anonymous No.]

imagine if Gura's birthday stream had a vote to make her bigger or smaller.. wouldn't that be great...? Which would you vote?

[Anonymous No.]

No comfy threads until Gura starts streaming in a regular fashion, more so if scheduled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747787
What exactly has she done that would warrant a loss of loyalty? All she has done is reduce her activity

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747919
That's exactly right, unless you count watching completely different streamers as a replacement. I'll never watch another bratty vtuber as long as I live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747923
Can I vote for bigger tits with a smaller body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747710
I know that feeling. I fell in love with Mumei recently, but that doesn'nt mean I don't love Gura anymore. I love them both dearly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747960
No, all you can do is make her smaller. Same proportions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747955
cringe bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747902
>blind pessimism
*informed realism

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747710
>better
Ive yet to see a chuuba that can win me over

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747923
smaller, of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748000
Ok...

[Anonymous No.]

>Mori's party killed any drive Gura had to be an active streamer
>Whatever was left of Gura as a gamer was stabbed to death via management telling Gura to not play Outlast trials anymore
I still don't understand how the biggest corpo has to walk on the most eggshells

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747923
I like both, but Gura seemed to REALLY like this animation.

[Anonymous No.]

well, I guess I'll try to sleep. will be interesting to see what I wake up to

[Anonymous No.]

>>51745103
>announcement on the homofaggot twitter no one looks at and not her
This is scheduled. They'll delete it in a few hours once they realize she's not streaming.

[Anonymous No.]

here we go again with these fucking rrats...

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748048
We have a fanfiction thread

[Anonymous No.]

I think she got locked out of her twitter again. What do you think about the idea of her creating a sub account like holoJP members?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748068
*hers

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748094
>locked out of her twitter
her not using it and her not having access to it seem interchangeable at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748049
She did didn't she.

[Anonymous No.]

You can't make this shit up

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748049
She likes being smol too

[Anonymous No.]

>unironically expecting something from Gura right now
...I already said it's two in the morning?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to live in gura’s thick fluffy bush

[Anonymous No.]

>JWU
>birthday stream confirmed
>antis in full cope mode
you love to see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748167
She's in California again?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is in JP the whole time. Thats why she can't tweet, she left her workphone at her house.

She only borrowed someone's laptop/pc when she did collabs.
Prepare for a bday stream tomorrow LIVE from the brand new Cover studio with special guests and new announcements.

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>>51748175
>images (3)
This is just lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748171
why torture yourself with the impossible?

[Anonymous No.]

>Japan
Please, it's obvious that Gura moved to Brazil

[Anonymous No.]

APOLOGIZE

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748197
>Gura is in JP the whole time. Thats why she can't tweet, she left her workphone at her house.
Ina taught her well

[Anonymous No.]

if she really uses the "forgor my phone" excuse again it's gonna be hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

I'd say that the simplest explanation is that Gura is an autistic sperg

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748235
That was Ina. Gura never used that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748048
I unironically think losing Outlast Trials permissions made Gura even more menhera. She’s already annoyed at Cover for permissions in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748223
Heres the Proof

[Anonymous No.]

Hooey!
Are all you cowboys ready to take a trip on down to Skinwalker Ranch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748258
Yeah... that's my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748284
>i still wanna do Movie May
Always gets a giggle

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748284
First half reads like shark, but second half is very oddly typed out

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748197
I'm an audio autist and it was the same setup for the collabs

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is mad because I fucked her mother and ruined her parents relationship

[Anonymous No.]

why would she care about outlast perms? she's obviously been playing it mostly off stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748343
Brothershark...

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>>51748048
>Mori's party.
There you go again, you retard faggot. Gura streamed more in October last year than she did in any other month besides January. And that was months after the party. Kill yourself you mentally ill obsessed retard.

[Anonymous No.]

cuckposter status?
schizo status?
chumbeliever status?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748284
>Movie May
Goddammit why does it hurt, she's not even my oshi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748334
She used the same pc on the collab, probably Calli's or a work PC from the Cover studio

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748284
My favorite movie in movie may was Star Wars Episode IV

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748356
>There you go again, you retard faggot. Gura streamed more in October last year than she did in any other month besides January. And that was months after the party. Kill yourself you mentally ill obsessed retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748397
He has a point tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748197
Ahh yes, the Ina classic!
"I forgot and left my phone at home!"
Yes, quite believable and very likely to happen to someone who needs their phone to communicate with their employer. Very believable indeed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748377
She used Mori’s PC for the Outlast collab? The one Mori streamed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748397
>Oh shit, is someone saying something I disagree with while also being right? Must be a cuckbeat/anti reeeee!

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748348
I would think so she can play it on stream?

[Anonymous No.]

oh god PLEASE don't fucking summon the squirmbead...

[Anonymous No.]

i feel nothing but dread

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748443
>>51748417
go back

>>51748466
why would she care then? that affects us, not her

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748348
>Play game you enjoy and get paid, and have it count towards your streams
If i didn't know any better, i'd say the new mentality of Cover Management is eggshell avoiding levels of no-fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748497
Where exactly do you want me to go back to? I've been here since before EN's debut fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748348
>uuuh she can't stream a game she likes because she already plays it offstream
explain the dozen or so DbD streams then

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748503
you're implying she still cares about streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748437
Yes, Mori used the left screen and Gura the right one. She was also impaled on the mori cock.

[Anonymous No.]

Schizobros we lost. Time to go back to shilling Kiara in global.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you considered the possibility that Gura stopped streaming because you're all faggots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748497
>retard uses a graph he doesn't understand to undermine his own point and accidentally shows that the downward trend in Gura's streaming hours started more than a year before the party...
Are you this embarrassing on purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748534
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748497
>why would she care then? that affects us, not her
I know you people love to go on about how she hates streaming.
But maybe she actually sometimes wants to have fun playing a game she really likes and experience it together with us? Everyone has fun.
But I understand you're just shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

Where is this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748563
Maybe he gets off from publicly humiliating himself?

[Anonymous No.]

The tweet just got deleted wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748048
Ame calling her a bitch made her drift away from holos in general too

[Anonymous No.]

Nice try, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748700
Oh its you, the troon again

[Anonymous No.]

When will this split's average melanin levels drop to normalcy again?

[Anonymous No.]

So how many people paid there membership or re-membered after they announced the Birthday stream? or are you holding off till she streams so it shows up in chat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748806
Having been in other splits with similar events in terms of attracting shitters, probably 6+ months after a return to normalcy whatever that new normal looks like. And of course some will stick around for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748806
Soon, trust the plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748846
Neither, I'm waiting for her to hold a somewhat normal schedule again for more than a month before I start paying again, birthday or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748806
better get used to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748846
I am paid up my guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748846
never stopped

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748903
MY GUY!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748846
I was gonna dropp her on the 30th but I'm actually exceited for merch now

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748680
Kill yourself, and make sure your last breath is a final stab to your heart

[Anonymous No.]

Where is the leaked graduation announcement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748928
Same but don't have a lot of money so I hope the good stuff I can buy next month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748806
there should be a captcha that detects the feces concentration on the user's hands and doesn't let you post if higher than 1%, this would filter half the board

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748941
it's made to order so you probably will be able to

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748714
stop thinking abot trannies all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748963
I hope so!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748846
I never stopped.
Saving 5 bucks isn't even worth the effort of ending and restarting the membership to me anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748846
I'll re-member if there's a return to regular streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748992
Same for me! I'm also very close to my 2-year badge! I hope she announces 3-year badges one day so I can work on getting them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51749017
>I hope she announces 3-year badges
anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>51749037
or Dino emotes!!!! she talked about that also.

[Anonymous No.]

Nice, Gura birthday stream soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748936
>>51675542

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748654
It's a shitty aliexpress model.

https://www.aliexpress.com/i/1005004342161806.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>51749037
not sure if you're implying she's graduating or that she had already speculated that on stream (of course I don't have the timestamp)

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748868
Every time I see that guy in the image posted I see a fatter Eric Wareheim.

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck it's four iin the morning now
maybe it's time to take a break from FFXV for now...maybe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>51749232
6am here. I should probably hit the hay actually.
Oyasame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748561
Honestly if Gura ever came /here/ it definitely contributed for the current situation absolutely.

She does hate the gays after all.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1671050254253449216

did I miss something? Is she actually gonna stream?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to kiss Gura for her birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51749320
Absolutely not. @hololive_En is a false flag op run by the JSDF

[Anonymous No.]

>>51745229
>If Gura had two giant shark cocks, you would suck on them?
So it's rather a female's penis (futanari) fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51749320
no lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>51749320
No we all agreed to lie, as a joke

[Anonymous No.]

I'm thinking Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

I dreamed that she was doing a Myth Monopoly collab, it was 3 hours before her regular timeslot, and it also had an special restream on NicoNico for some reason. There was a promo ad for it and at the end it said "More things coming when I feel like it"

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748435
Why does she need her work phone when she's in Japan and can go to their office directly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51749327
Sorry, I own her lips and they are not for sale

[Anonymous No.]

>>51748437
Work PC from the new studio. She could've just brought her audio stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51749320
It's a scheduled tweet. Cover haven't a clue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51749727
Can I atleast kiss Gawr then? I want the red shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51749820
Gura's going to have 3 streams tomorrow just to fuck with you schizos

[Anonymous No.]

>>51749727
Her lips are mine. All lips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747971
You're beyond hope

[Anonymous No.]

>>51749892
I wanna kiss her on the lips down there so bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>51747971
You're a whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>51749892
>Crotch zipper
How to people find this shit sexy, just imagine something getting caught in the zipper

[Anonymous No.]

>>51749575
look at this smug little creature...you can't genuinely hate her...it's impossible

[Anonymous No.]

>>51749705
Kino

[Anonymous No.]

At this point I think she has something "special" prepped for the birthday and the silence really was just to torment chumbuds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51749292
If she is anything like some of us yes we would stop streaming and actively shit-post with you guys and make it a little worse. When the streaming starts back even if for 1 day it's a very big payoff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51744793
You have never been the "strongest fan base" here even back in the /jp/ days, though it's clear from your post you weren't even around back then.
In case you're curious teamates (don't ask my how) have won practically every popularity poll in hlgg going back years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51744820
who is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51750223
Kim Jong-un's imouto

[Anonymous No.]

>>51749842
Keep your hands off Gawr, that's my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>51750262
They need to stay together. With me of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51750204
>amelia recliningson
>still having a fanbase

[Anonymous No.]

Guras stinky feet