/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>BD in less than 48h
>no frame
>no schedule
>no warm up stream
>no member posts
>no tweets
>no new likes/RTs since last month
>15 streams in 216 days

[Anonymous No.]

>>51680878
Its over

[Anonymous No.]

>>51680878
forgot to add
>no member streams since May 4th

[Anonymous No.]

She's with Haachama....

[Anonymous No.]

Chumcucks deserve this and more. I laugh at their suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682004
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

why are chumpedos the most hated fanbase?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51680878
Are they really just gonna leave this out front? Biggest Vtuber is gonna miss her own birthday? No hype?
Maybe people out of /here/ won't be as assblasted but I can think of a crazy number of fans looking to confernfag hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682004
They really do deserve this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682059
it's gonna sound like cope but we still don't know what's going to happen, I just start these threads as a countdown

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682132 (me)
that said, it's gonna be awkward if she comes back just to shill her merch

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682059
They're the most obnoxious. They're obsessed with numbers and have the most tourists. Tons of "chumbuds" onyl watch Gura because she went viral. Basically, what I'm trying to say is: total zoomer death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682168
I watch (watched) Gura because she is genuinely the only good EN vtuber. Sad she stopped streaming but whatever, I have other things to do anyway.
Wasted potential though, I hope she earned enough money to comfortably never work a single day of her life again

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[Anonymous No.]

>>51682061
I'm honestly getting ready to concernfag
If she can't even do one stream to collect free birthday supas, the idea that she's just lazy and wants an easy paycheck goes out the window, and we're left with the fact that for one reason or another she is literally incapable of streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682246
Gura is just "Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m" as vtuber with a cunny model.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682376
You're right. My statement on her being the only good EN vtuber is also right.
Now make your own considerations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682439
You're either a cunny connoisseur or a time traveling 14 year old girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682004
Based 35p

[Anonymous No.]

>>51680878
>gura's birthday stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682004
>>51682657
Based JPgod

[Anonymous No.]

>>51680878
She'll tweet soon, I just know it.
And it'll be some retarded concern-diffusing shit like "cheese" spelt wrong or something, followed 3-24 hours later by the graduation announcement png

[Anonymous No.]

Gundou deflection thread.
Seethe more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682004
Very true. They have shit on other girls for too long. They do this to deflect even now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682168
I don't want Bae to die though!

[Anonymous No.]

ew JPbrowns

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682059
Chumpedos are literal unironic pedos that need their necks twisted off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51680878
It's joever

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682059
they shit on 99% of other chuubas

[Anonymous No.]

>>51680878
6 months!!!

Just these streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>51683607
She should kill herself since she has failed to even be a vtuber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51683026
>>51683188
Go back to your gura stre- oh wait she HAVE NO STREAMS HAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>51683693
Gura probably has the same "I grinded enough already, now i'll just do whatever i want" attitude as Mysta, except she just doesn't want to stream anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

She will have a pre- recorded birthday live that is skin walked by Kanauru. Chumbuds will use it as proof she was hard at work, but will miss the point that Gura is actively avoiding them. Hours later some chumbud autist will then do a comparison of Gura's past performances and Karaokes and realize they ripped the audio off it and use it in the live instead of singing for it.

[Anonymous No.]

My membership ends on the 30th if things do not improve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51683188
Still better than ENCELS
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>51683558
>Shit I just made up

[Anonymous No.]

>>51680878
This is the point where even the one that say leave her alone start to get frustrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>51684307
lmao i lost count of how many times chumbabies shit on others for having low numbers or for being "whores"

[Anonymous No.]

>>51680878
Sorry, she's busy raising me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51684911
>Vtubers suck, I don't watch vtubers but i watch gura
most common thing i heard throughout early and mid 2021 if speaking to a chumbud

[Anonymous No.]

She will do what she can when she can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51685012
2021? It's in this fucking thread. They haven't changed. I genuinely have more respect for people who like Gura purely due to the cunny factor than I do for those tourists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51680878
principle of least effort

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682059
Her blowing up caused a lot of seethe magnified by a minority obnoxious fans that everyone has, but she has/had more because of her numbers, see
>>51682168
>>51683265
>>51683558

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>>51684978
Yeah, riasing my cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>51680878
please link to the last thread when you make a new one

[Anonymous No.]

She wants to move to Mythic but Cover is desperately trying to convince her to stay behind the scenes
Same with Haachama wanting to go to Vshojo

[Anonymous No.]

>>51680878
>BD in less than 48h
>he thinks it's still happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>51685104
I know it's still around but it's mainly contained to here and twitter
back in 2021 you could find one at every con that would be more than happy to talk about gura but if you said you watched anyone else they look at you like they are talking to garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>51686397
You better believe it will!

[Anonymous No.]

>>51686511
I unironically believe that it will. It will be an absolute embarrassment, but chumbuds will use it as cope as always. Quality over quantity, as they say with tears streaming down their faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51686397

[Anonymous No.]

>>51686511
Finally we'll have something to watch again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682061
But Pekora didn’t miss her birthday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51686734
I'm talking about most subbed not most CCV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51686868
CookieSwirlC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51686868
>most subbed
What a useful metric! Mori is clearly the 4th biggest member of Hololive then, nah roux hoe dough.

[Anonymous No.]

predictions? im thinking prerecorded

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>>51682059
For me it was the moment when they didn't respect the wider community by shitting in chats and lording over the fact that Gura beat Korone and Fubuki to 1 million. Graceless winners are worse than sore losers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51686903
Yes
>>51687013
It's the only measurable metric. CCV fluctuates based on the content, timezone and the current situation of the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51680878
Who cares? I mean that seriously. Who actually fucking cares aside from dramafags and baitposters? She makes Cover
less than 2% of their revenue. She thinks she can throw her weight around being the "biggest EN vtuber" (lmao) and act
up, but Cover put her in her place real quick. No 3D birthday if she doesn't stream. And they made good on that threat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682059
Generally the most rabid Gura antis are homobeggars who are convinced that their homos would have the same numbers as the rest of Hololive EN, if only Gura had collabed with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51687321
Only meaningful metric, I think you mean. Metrics are all measurable by definition. I will now kill myself for being such a nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51687437
>I will now kill myself for being such a nerd.
Who knows, you may have just educated someone on a word they didn't know... fucking nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51687199
>the wider community
An idol to them is a representation of god that is to be worshipped
While everyone else is a false idol not to be compared to "the one true idol".
Idol culture is lost to them and gura died for there sins.
Her departure will not be as graceful as sana's

[Anonymous No.]

>>51680878
Are you worried?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682004
Based and factual

[Anonymous No.]

>>51680878
>15 streams in 216 days
I didn't realize it was this bad.
Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51689803
Classic toosks!

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura transitions back to the "primarily prerecorded content" vtubing era

[Anonymous No.]

Chud Churro doesn't even want your money anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kupWFfW7iUE
Soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>51691022
Watch Koyori and Marine instead of arguing

[Anonymous No.]

We had a prediction on another thread that she'd graduate the 7th of July (7th month) at 7PM EST cause several anons got 777 gets predicting that.
I am choosing to believe that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682059
Yesbuds deserve this. This is what they wanted. No streams and no Gura. All the people who voiced their discontent were shut down for months by yesbuds in /ggg/ but they were always right.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not even shitposting.
I genuinely think there's a chance she's planning on graduating.

[Anonymous No.]

relax, shes taking care of her newborn (also she hates streaming & her viewers)

[Anonymous No.]

>>51683693
unlike you she touched grass

[Anonymous No.]

>>51691443
I mean at this point... it seems serious either way. Either she'd seriously ill or seriously uninterested in continuing.
I miss her.

[Anonymous No.]

>she's gone
You guys really need to start to actually deal with this. I know it hurts but it will get better and if you are honest with yourselves you know this can't go on this way.

[Anonymous No.]

I honestly don't understand how can someone still be a *primary* fan of Gura at this point. The only way left to enjoy her is as a danbooru tag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51693115
Right, but its more like she's MIA, we cant know for sure if she's gone gone.

[Anonymous No.]

Nijisanji is literally the reason why Gura won't stream.

[Anonymous No.]

You'll get a tweet and some merch at most

[Anonymous No.]

>>51680878
1 hour guerilla stream incoming

[Anonymous No.]

>>51693238
> please stop liking Gura
No way tranny. Good thing my life doesnt revolve around Goobs. Keep seething though

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682004
Pride comes before the fall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51693265
At some point you have to start the griefing process even for missing people. because you do not know if they are dead or not and they might never come back. the longer you wait the longer it hurts in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51693362
>>please stop liking Gura
Who are you quoting? I'm simply just asking why. A lot of Gura ''fans'' I know at this point simply just draw and share porn of her, not even talking about stream stuff even when she DOES push out a stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682059
biggest fanbase will have the most shitters by virtue of appealing to the lowest common denominator

[Anonymous No.]

>>51680878
yet she's still making a fortune, based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51680878
dont complain. just give her money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51683693
Imagine being filled with this much vitriol

[Anonymous No.]

>>51693596
That doesn't benefit you or any other viewer at all though.

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>>51682061
No, there’s no way. She’s basically Cover’s mascot at this point, even a simple “Happy Birthday” tweet wouldn’t be enough. It’ll probably just be a 1 hour pre-recorded stream.

[Anonymous No.]

based gura hater thread

[Anonymous No.]

As we speak Kanauru right now is working hard frankensteining a 3d live using Gura's karaoke recordings.

[Anonymous No.]

they deserve to be the most hated fanbase

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682004
I have to agree with this, they became very insufferable a while ago. If they hadn't been desperate fucks they might've been seen in better light but now they can fuck themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51693266
explain

[Anonymous No.]

Stop saying that she's going to graduate. It wouldn't make sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51687369
rent free

[Anonymous No.]

>>51694241
that's /ggg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>51695276
enlighten us then, what makes sense to explain the past 8 months?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51691746
>gawr gura
>touching grass

99% chance that she is spending every single minute of her time thoughtlessly browsing tiktok and other meme sites while also being addicted by some random online game.
She is back to her NEET life style where she juggles between being drunk and being depressed.

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>>51681899

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>>51680878
She doesn't need to announce her BD since you guys keep talking about it constantly. Everyone is keenly aware, so she can just do a sudden surprise stream.

I'm not coping.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura suddenly returns to a normal steaming schedule after 8 months
>5 streams a week, a membership stream every week, everyone is happy
>Suddenly in the middle of a Minecraft stream you hear a baby crying in the background
>Stream immediately ends, VOD is deleted
How would you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51695661
She’s either preggers, a relapsed drunk, depressed, scared of her fans, mentally ill, stressed out at the thought of being the number 1 EN vtuber, physically ill, lazy, take your pick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51695799
I would make popcorn and go to the catalog

[Anonymous No.]

>>51695858
Honestly, this is the only way to handle it at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

you better hope she doesn't come back for good
we WILL have our revenge

[Anonymous No.]

>>51695799
The sheer amount of seethe and cope that would cause in /vt/ would make it the fastest board for a week

[Anonymous No.]

>>51695799
Apologize in the stream chat for letting my and Gura's baby in Gura's streaming room during her work hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51695799
I would be upset at the notion of more Minecraft after all this wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51695799
depends on the race of the baby i guess
>white
proud of her for finally making a half-decent decision
>black
not be surprised
>asian
go to the /vt/ schizo thread to determine which cover manager/exec paid enough money to fuck her

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682059
A lot of people by virtue dont like them because they are fans of Gura, not fans of hololive. Which puts them into a minority of retards who shit on everyone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>51696028
I made this post

[Anonymous No.]

looks like no ztream tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682305
Hang in there bud

[Anonymous No.]

>>51680878
She's in a dilemma now.
>she doesn't have a birthday stream
Gura hates her fans.
>she has a birthday stream
Gura is a grifter and cashes out.
>she has a special stream
Would be the only solution but would have taken effort and it's too late to start now.

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>>51695799
Since the other (much more likely) alternative is that she is back to being an alcoholic depressed schizo then I'd take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51697141
She could also be a happy Scandinavian wife.

[Anonymous No.]

Frame up in the next 3 hours

[Anonymous No.]

She will post one tweet sometime today announcing her birthday stream, phone it in tomorrow, and then disappear again until July.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51697207
Gura I love you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>51697311
Me too chumbie
t.Gura

[Anonymous No.]

others are scheduling streams in her slot, it's literally ogre

[Anonymous No.]

Well, it's offically Gura's birthday (in Japan). We should be getting an announcement any moment now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51680878
>Will still get more money and views than your faggot oshi
Why does this bother you so much? Look inwards and reexamine yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>51683607
>New jews already have as many streams as Gura in the last 6 months

[Anonymous No.]

>>51680878
Thanks for the daily reminder anon, I would have forgotten that she even existed a long time ago otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>51680878
>15 streams in 216 days
Damn. Gura really is about to retire or maybe they just keep her in this state because it would be too much of a shitshow for her to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51689803
If Sana had a cunny model instead of brown skin she wouldn't have graduated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51680878
Oh no poor Chumbuds. Invested themselves in one vtuber with a history of sperging at other vtubers is now left without one to watch. Let me find my violin

[Anonymous No.]

>>51697669
Her income and # does not make her interesting for me to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly Gura is acting pretty shitty. If she's seriously sick or burnt out just say it and take a year break or whatever. At least fans know what's up then. Currently it seems like she just doesn't want to stream anymore and rather spends her time outside.

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>>51680878
>his chuuba isn't a mentally stable hag with eggs too scrambled to even care about doing stupid shit
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>51698273
>Marine
>mentally stable
Marine and her clique are the biggest menhera of Hololive

[Anonymous No.]

tomorrow she will tweet:
bredstix r yumy, hapy berthday chumbudys! Watch the new Hololive Group song on the Official Hololive English channel!

[Anonymous No.]

Oh hey, when do I get my daki!

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682004
migogi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>51694162
If that was gonna be the case, it would've been advertised and a frame would be up.

[Anonymous No.]

I can’t wait until the documentary exposing cover comes out in 10 years. I just don’t understand how her spirit got broken so easily in such a short amount of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51698989
CUTEEE I LOVE BREADSTICKS XD GURAS BACK UOOOOHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>51698989
God the Nijiniggers will be so owned!

[Anonymous No.]

As a non chumbud I probably wouldn't have tuned into Gura's birthday stream normally, but now I'm curious to see what will happen (assuming there is one). Smart marketing!

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's not going anywhere anytime soon. She is just busy with other projects for Cover. Look: would she be working the Gura birthday ice cream truck here if she was going to graduate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51680878
Chumbuds with selfrespect have already gotten out of this toxic relationship, if you keep supporting her you deserve to be treated like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51680878
She’s never coming back

[Anonymous No.]

>>51704463
Yeah and right behind the truck is Sana making a whole bunch of art for Cover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51704463
>presented by the virtual idol fanatics
kek. that's a fan truck. holo didn't even sponsor an ice cream truck lol. you actually are just walking wallets for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682004
based

[Anonymous No.]

>3 months from now
>Hey guys, I'm back!
>Minecraft stream
>Disappears for 6 months

[Anonymous No.]

>>51704463
I didn’t even think of the fans that probably organized something for her like an art book or billboard or something. So sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51680878
i fucking hate this fish like you wouldn't believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51705937
not happening. she might finish her temple or whatever it is. it's EN tradition to never finish a project.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51705937
gotta appreciate the irony tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>51706638
pekora trying to takeover the land since it was unused was great. she knew what she was doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51706722
hadn't heard about that one, based rabbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>51680878
Um, fuck off? Chudbuds aren't invited to her birthday party. Stop being parasocial and let her not stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51698989
I could see it happening
>Life is busy right now I'm working really hard on summer projects but thanks for the BD wishes I TOTALLY appreciate, look forward to our concert (insert cute face here)
>*goes ghost again*

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[Anonymous No.]

>>51695276
>stop saying Coco's gonna graduate. It wouldn't make sense.
I've seen this show before

[Anonymous No.]

>>51707099
Vtubing and its consequences have been a disaster for the word "parasocial".

[Anonymous No.]

she's gonna tweet keyspam and the ;_; emoji and chumps will interpret that as a perfectly good apology

[Anonymous No.]

SCHEDULE

[Anonymous No.]

>>51680878
She's abandoned you already
It's time to return the favor
Move on

[Anonymous No.]

>>51707099
>"Lily"
>Haachama flare
>Gura giga-cope
this poor tranner, what a cursed existence

[Anonymous No.]

>>51707099
>-58
Reddit is brutal

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682246
>she is genuinely the only good EN vtuber
name one thing she does better than anyone else that isn't having big numbers

[Anonymous No.]

Think about how many fags still pretend to like sana after all this time.
Now imagine how mindbroken chumcucks are gonna be for the rest of their lives when she graduates
Roru

[Anonymous No.]

Even if she streams tomorrow I'm not going to bother watching. I've reluctantly moved on.

[Anonymous No.]

you faggots are delusional if you think she's gonna apologize. I don't know what she's gonna do tomorrow but it ain't that.

[Anonymous No.]

My new schizo theory is that she's secretly in talks with Kick to sign a multimillion dollar deal to be their first big name vtuber streamer and she's purposely tanking her Hololive career to get out of their contract so she can move over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51698989
Her manager might

[Anonymous No.]

>>51703455
I've been thinking about this shit since Calli had the first TT drama. Atleast from the EN side this'll just be another Channel Awesome cringefest repeat when they all go out "exposing" Cover and the goings on behind the scenes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682004
AIEEEE MIGO I KNEEL

[Anonymous No.]

This situation makes me think mane-san might have been ghost-tweeting for far longer than we thought

[Anonymous No.]

>>51695799
Start a thread right away blaming Mori for letting Gura get fucked during the house party.

[Anonymous No.]

TF2 of vtubing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51695858
yo can a brother get a bite of it lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>51707279
19 and 20 should be swapped, since she doesn't give a single fuck about her fake vtuber birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682004
Why?
Jelousy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682004
based migo poster

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682004
didn't your oshi used to do nude camshows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51711779
They have consistently been the most obnoxious fanbase ever since HoloEN debuted. People actually don't mind Gura, but the same can't be said for chumbuds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51703455
Yes because everyone knows Gura was a well balanced and active content creator before Hololive. Definitely not a flakey drunk who showed up at random then disappeared for weeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>51715603
That would be false flagging Teamates pretending to be chumbuds fucking up other threads. They are the worst people I've ever come across.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51697858
>instead of
nah, "as well as" would be better

[Anonymous No.]

>>51707828
>tt drama
qrd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51716184
She appeared on Trash Taste podcast thing, with Garnt, Connor, and The Anime Man whose name I can't remember.

[Anonymous No.]

Memes aside, what is the genuine cause of this? has her health really slid that far? is she just fed the fuck up with all the stupidity from management and fans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51715844
Actual cope, chumbuds were/are the biggest numberfags who loved waving gura around like a flag and screaming things like "apex predator" whenever she surpassed another chuuba. Textbook example of a loud and obnoxious fanbase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51716443
Only one person knows for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51716474
It's subjective anyways. Any fanbase will hate another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51716443
She's busy training EN3

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682004
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

it's over...

[Anonymous No.]

>>51714932
Fuck off faggot, you're going to be like that you go all the way, eat your ban like a man, and rawdog the board with the source. If you don't everybody will correctly assume you're making shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

so this is how a vtuber ends...

[Anonymous No.]

>>51717184
not with a bang but with a pomf

[Anonymous No.]

>>51716443
I think the answer is pretty simple. She doesn't give a shit. In fact, she probably checked out a long time ago and is just hanging around for a paycheck.

[Anonymous No.]

it's not looking good bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>51715844
Nah, people just don't like you guys. It doesn't matter which fanbase you want to pretend is the boogeyman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51680878
unfathomably based, the EN fanbase literally deserves nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>51717184
you mean pregnancy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51716578
Yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

>>51717563
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>51717563
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>51698273
>a mentally stable
>a
>mentally
>stable
LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>51715844
>falseflag cope

Same shit KFP pull. You have stooped down to KFP-level of obnoxious. Congrats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51682004
You don't even watch Miko you stupid EoP faggot

[Anonymous No.]

Even Cover staff are fed up with Chumbuds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51718650
I'm not surprised she doesn't stream when she has freaks like this watching her every move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51718407
Why are deadbeats like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51718407
>>51717354
Teamkeks deflection, how original.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51718650
should have included the bois in that epic meymey and it wouldn't have been deleted

[Anonymous No.]

>>51715844
>>51718407
>>51718855
>>51718870
>t. kenzoku

[Anonymous No.]

>>51707344
She's funny and makes me want to watch her and when I watch other EN vtubers I feel like they're not funny or trying really hard with no success.
(except her genmates, but her genmates are not her so...).
This is all considering she's a disaster as a streamer (can't fix technical probles, always had bad schedules) on top of that, so imagine.

I don't how to tell you, she has charisma maybe? I feel that's just genuinely it. She's unique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51718944
Why are they like that ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51718870
try again

[Anonymous No.]

>>51717284
If all she wants is a paycheck, she would at least do a birthday stream to collect the superchats that come with it. If she really doesn't stream for her birthday, something else is going on.

[Anonymous No.]

we finally, really did it. YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

[Anonymous No.]

Still nowhere near as bad as Ayame

[Anonymous No.]

>>51695276
Why wouldn't it make sense? The graduation will be announced at the concert not her birthday, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51695856
All sounds like good reasons for her to graduate.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura announces graduation
>Senzawa returns
>announces that she's joining Vshojo

What's your reaction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51720094
wouldn't you think Cover would go out of their way to make her Vtuber life hell at that point? It wouldn't take much to troll her into oblivion again

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>>51716443
She's always been like this. The fact that she actually tried for a year and half is an anomaly.

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>>51720094
The board would become unusable for at least 2 weeks, so I probably just wouldn't come here for a while would be my reaction.

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>>51682004
BASED BAED BASED

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>>51720094
or what about this
>gura streams for vshojo as senzawa once a week and as gura for hololive once a week simultaneously

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>>51720094
Bravo on hustling VShojo for a big paycheck while never streaming, I guess

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Wednesdays news...

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>>51720094
The same chumbuds who celebrate how much of an “idol” she is for avoiding Tempus will happily watch her join that group of whores, I’m sure.

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It's contract renewal season, isn't it?

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>>51719182
This. Gura missing her own birthday could have several potential explanations but money isn't one of them.

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>>51721297
>heh, look at this fiction I made up in my head

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>>51719182
>>51721777
Why? She already gets passive income more than any other HoloEN without showing up.
SC money is just a drop in the bucket.

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>>51720094
She will join Mythic instead

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>>51682061
She cares more about her private relationships than her fans.
Give it up, chumbuds. You got played. She got all that cash, she wants to spend it on a honeymoon or something, GG no re.

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>>51721818
don't worry about it ESL-kun, you'll probably learn future tense in the next chapter of your school's bahasa inggeris textbook

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>>51722084
>ESL-kun
And that's how I know you're ESL.

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There's a million what-if's explaining her absent but if we go complete Occam's razor as to what is most likely, I find it hard to believe it isn't either alcoholism or pregnancy. She's flirted with one, and the other is statistically the most likely short-term health condition for women her age

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>>51722165
>n-no u!
Alrighty there champ. Modals are after future tense, so study hard.

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>>51716443
Genuine answer: No one really knows, every theory that's been put out is just pure speculation. Which it why it'd be better fpr everybody if Gura or someone at Cover would just say SOMETHING to help quell all this.

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>>51722325
alien abduction. the govt won't let them talk or everyone will know we're not alone in the universe.

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https://poal.me/woxani

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>>51720094
I feel like if she did go down that road, she'll have a new character made instead of reviving Senzawa. Also gives her a bit more breathing room to transition since she can't sneeze on her old account without a million people noticing.

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>>51722184
True, but to me that just means it's something they can't talk about (yet) and graduation fits that mold better than most explanations. Reminder that everyone knew Coco was graduating months before it was announced.

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>>51721818
NTA but you seriously should watch whatever VODs are still up of Sen. She is practically glued to the hip of some males

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I can't wait for Gura to do a surprise birthday stream at 7PM, just when everyone's home from work and school and see all of you doubters cry and shit your pants at her return.

Cope and seethe already.

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The outline of Fauna's tree reminds me of something.

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>>51724312
i think there's people here that would be happy (for the most part) if that happens, but also at this point "another return stream" is not going to be enough for a lot of people. Indifference is way worst than hate because whatever happens you just dont care anymore.

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>>51724312
this is just sad

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>>51724312
Anon-chan...

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>>51724207
you sound like you've never been touched by a woman who wasn't a blood relative

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How can you still make so much money by literally just existing while I have to wagecuck 9-5 every single day for peanuts?

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>>51721042
If the hypothetical situation came up where she joined vshojo and went back to streaming 5 days a week, how would you feel?

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>>51726571
puzzled that the other 9 ENs could do their job fine yet Gura had to quit

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>>51726899
it was really tiring carrying all of them

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>>51721822
The real money is in merch. Birthday streams are the main opportunity for shilling said merch. Gura is the most marketable of all the holomems besides Pekora, Aqua, and Marine. She would stand to make tens if not hundreds of thousands of dollars for just an hours work.

If she's passing on that kind of easy cash then money-for-nothing most certainly isn't the reason she isn't streaming.

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>>51716443

She's pregnant with my child

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Man even Ayame and Shion at least post a few tweets before their special days, what the hell is happening with Gura, I hope this isn't a super debilitating disease she's got.

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>>51727380
Can vouch, I'm the womb.

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>>51726991
>carrying all of them
Gura achieved the most while doing the least amount of work.
How? The real answer is pretty hilarious when you think about it

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>>51724312
>Boy, I sure do hope something you shitters want to happen happens, that would show you...
I mean, thanks I guess?

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>>51728187
The power of Bluohhhh

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>>51727619
Shion fucking liked one of my art i made month ago, so yeah unironically she's closer her fans than gura

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>>51716443
At this point there's a reasonable guess: death
It would explain the silence from her, teammates, corp, everyone.
They don't want to reveal this at her fucking birthday and days before the big stream, but after everything is over they can finally reveal

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>>51687366
fascinating rrat

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>>51724312
she's dead jim

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>>51714932
Typical chumbud, always responds to criticism by trying to dox with bad or outdated info.

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Has Ayame ever ghosted her own birthday like this? Even she turns up for her birthday back when she was still on a chronic hiatus routine.

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>>51732137
Ayame has never ghosted

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>>51680878
I already accepted it

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>>51720094
Grab popcorn and open the catalog.

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>>51680878
>15 streams in 216 days
wtf

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>>51680878
>Gets drunk
>Forgets to put a frame up
>Forgets to press stream
>Talks to her PC in the dark for 20 minutes
>Panics that chat has 0 people on it
>Says she is sorry for everything (heard by nobody) and ends stream (clicks the stream button)
>Looks herself up on Twitter, all the fanart for her bday makes her feel guilty
>Loading screen for 10 minutes with nothing but Gura crying
>Management takes the stream down.
>Most clipped moment of the last 2 years
>Official apology on Twitter
>We never see her again
Oh nyo

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>>51729594
The idea that they're hiding something like that for the sake of a goddamn concert genuinely pisses me off than anything Gura has ever done x 500.

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>>51729594
No way they would do that. Can you imagine the damage that would do to Cover? Not even Hololive, the whole thing burns down and everyone gets shit splashed in their direction.

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>>51682004
Based JP enjoyer

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>>51680878
Maybe she has severe untreated depression?

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>>51735274
even worse if she actually offed herself but i suppose the girl's mood would've been in the gutter as well so im just assuming head hort

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>gura trending on twitter
>get excited
>its her birthday
>lazy cunt still dead
fuck this cunt

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>>51729594
They'd have to hide it from every single talent in Hololive as well cause nobody with even half a fucking conscious would go along with that.

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>>51720232
actual truth post

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>>51724312
Anon, that would be the best case scenario that everyone hopes for. There's no tweets or likes, unless you're still membered then who knows if there's any new community posts either. It would be weird too if Hololive's social media accounts flat out ignore it too.

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>>51733988
>10 minutes with nothing but Gura crying
I would make this my ringtone, alarm make a 10 hour extended version.

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what if gura is not only ghosting her fans, but cover aswell, at least for the last 2 weeks? And they dont know what to do now?, This is just a what if? not trying to defend her or cover.

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>>51716443
Alcoholism is a way of life and even bare bones residuals will still buy a few boxes of grocery store wine.

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>>51736287
Okay, but imagine: Not even the girls know.

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>>51736940
Ame said she spoke with Gura in her last zatsu a week ago or so, so she isn’t ghosting everyone.

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>>51714932
and?

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>>51737115
>Mumei gets told she has to fake a birthday stream five minutes before live

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>>51737089
I keep hearing this thing about Gura being an alcoholic in the past, dunno if it was a joke but her going on a bad bender or being in rehab would actually make a bit of sense

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>>51704463
>If only you knew how bad things really are.

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>>51718201
Well what is it faggot?

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>>51739073
Ligma

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>>51739555
Ligma, what's that?

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>>51680878
A short would be cool

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>>51737323
would be funny lol

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>>51737640
anon her room was audibly filled with cans

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>>51727380
Unironically this is actually plausible. Ame at the very least still has communication with Gura so she's still around, and Gura's streams seemed to have been concentrated towards the beginning of the year then tapered off to radio silence as she gets into a later trimester. Not very conducive to streaming.

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>>51732137
She will never ghost a chance to get cash from her ATM machines

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>>51716171
I need to know what this is from

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https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1671050254253449216

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>>51745200
All hands, man your battle stations!

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>>51745200
they really don't know if she's streaming or not do they

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>>51745200
Gura didn't come out and say anything, not even her manager on her twitter acc. Literally the company has to let everyone know she's even streaming.
Chumpedos will consider this a win

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>>51745331
They can easily cover for her saying her birthday stream is supposed to be a surprise hence nobody talked about it until now.

If she has a live or some kind of studio 3D at Cover HQ, that actually could kinda work.

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>>51745429
this is cope. How is a BD stream supposed to be a surprise? (rethorical question)

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>>51745341
>Chumpedos will consider this a win
They will, but for how long is the more important issue.
>>51745429
>cover for her saying her birthday stream is supposed to be a surprise
motherfucker
Its her birthday stream
Its gonna happen on her birthday
what did you mean by this, actually? It being 3D or not is not a relevant factor in maintaining TOTAL RADIO SILENCE.

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>>51745429
I'll kneel to Yagoo's dedication to his talents if he crawls into the motion capture suit just to fake a 3D live for Gura's birthday because she's MIA.

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I see chumbuddies already forgot the last 217 days

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>>51745525
>YAGOO in mocap suit
>Mumei downs a jar of moonshine and gets on the mic
Would be fucking shitstorm of kino, holy shit I wanna see that.

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>>51739555
who the fuck is steve jobs?

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>>51720094
It would be hilarious.

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>>51745517
>They will, but for how long is the more important issue.
well /ggg/ is split on the issue, so probably for as long as it takes to show its a pre-recorded bit from when she was in JP, or just fucking nothing.

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https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1671050254253449216
>>51680878
>>BD in less than 48h
>>no frame
>>no schedule
>>no warm up stream
>>no member posts
>>no tweets
>>no new likes/RTs since last month
>>15 streams in 216 days
kneel subhuman drama mongrel

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>>51714932
Post a video or fuck off

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>>51748693
neat! Got a link to the stream?

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>>51714932
Debunked years ago

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Irys hasn't said a word about Gura or her BD

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>>51749600
Gura and IRyS really don't interact

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are you implying to me that even management dont know if she's going to stream or not?