/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

Hololive English -Myth- Gawr Gura 1/7 Complete Figure(Pre-order)
https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail?gcode=FIGURE-150839

Previous Thread: >>51550337

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Gurass

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I love my wife so much!!

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How much of my goom can Guras womb hold?

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Gura LOVES you
don't forget that

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Sex with a fembud.

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New thread, new me.

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>>51569526
ahahahaha, sure thing

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lazy cunt

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>>51569526
It's very difficult to remember or believe it, these days.

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>>51569455
Stop

Making

Threads

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Where. is. he.

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Where is he?

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We should be able to find out when/if the bday stream is happening when the other girls put out their schedules soon, look for any consistent gaps

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>>51569706

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I can't stop listening to AI Goomba's cover of Cupid.

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I've been a greyfag for weeks now.

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>>51547744
nyo

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I remain steadfast in my love for Gura.

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>>51569774
this is just grim

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Its strangely comfy right now

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>>51569725
laugh at the copebud hahahaha

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Nyow I'm crying in my room.

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I've bought every online ticket to every hololive concert since 3rd fes. I have zero interest in this connect the world concert because the only one I cared about was Gura. But now I know she's a lying, fake whore who couldn't give less of a shit about me.
So tell me, why would I want to even see this concert at all? I'm not even buying an online ticket let alone going in person just to watch a video of my oshi who's never cared about me enough to make even the smallest amount of effort to communicate. These past two months have shown who Gura really is and she's no idol.

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What do you think the birthday merch will be this year?

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>>51570022
>So tell me,
no

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>>51570091
crocs! so quirky hahaha le quirky shork

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Reminder that gura has a hairy pucci

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>>51570101
I can tolerate booba Gura, but this is too much

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>>51570091
real gawr gura cunny fleshlight

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>>51570116
I hope its crocs. Ive been thinking about buying some.

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>>51570116
I don't know why you phrased it that way, but I'd unironically buy GuraXCroc collab. Crocs are stupid comfy and I love mine

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>>51570176
consider chopping off your dick to go with the purse merch too

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>>51570091
Uhh keychains uhh acrylic stands uhh some simple clothing

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>>51570022
You,re trying too hard, threadshitter.

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>>51570091
Lifetime engagement ring

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>>51570091
I hope it's a blue, gura themed noose for me to hang myself with.

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>>51569513
about a tablespoon, she's not very big

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>>51570314
Lmao please no, those are like extreme bad luck.

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Hoocha!

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>>51570240
>He doesn't carry a bag
Its 2023, shoulder bags are IN

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I love Gura the most!

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>>51570520
Gura is experiencing localized time dilation as she approaches the event horizon. While it may seem to be ages since you last saw her, for her, only minutes have passed

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>>51570500
to be fair how can it really get any worse than now

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>>51570571
This, except I love Gura the most!

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>>51570140
Hoocha!

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>>51570500
Lamy's was fine

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>>51570646
CEASE!

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>>51570605
>collabs with tempus
>actual month long silence without even twitter likes
>gives a talk about parasocialism like fauna did

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>>51570834
but these cant happen at all anon because she wont stream... therefore none of it matters

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>>51570834
Jesas

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>>51570882
So option 2 then

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>>51570834
>actual month long silence without even twitter likes
I mean we're not far off that right now. 20 days already

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>>51570604
The only thing you're probably right about is that she's dilating.

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goop goop love

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>>51571185
goosh goosh?

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>>51571230
why did you have to remind me of this.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpIwmI7-Wk0

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holding hands with my wife
u jelly?

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>>51571506
I made this post.

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>>51570834
vtubers (and idols and streamers in general) talking about parasocialism is probably the biggest f you to their fans ever. they literally are living of it, and very well, yet somehow it is bad? well f them too I guess.

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>>51571013
Kinda crazy to think that without her birthday we'd probably hit that, depending on if the myth collabs doesn't happen until the very end of the month. This also assumes her birthday happens, which would ordinarily be unmedicated to doubt.

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>>51571506
god damn GSC telling me it wont be avail until AUGUST

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>>51571631
it's super hypocritical, at that point both her and her fans are in denial

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>>51571631
>they literally are living of it, and very well, yet somehow it is bad
Yeah, no, they are streamers like anyone else and not your friend/girlfriend. We support them because we like their content, not because we demand some fake relationship through the screen. Thankfully only a small percentage of fans are actually parasocial creeps

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if her birthday was in like october instead or something how fucking sad would things get

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>>51571631
Not even virtue signals to their fans like that, just the shitty ones. Its one thing to tell fans to make sure not to get too attached, but plenty of them understand that they are in the business of selling friendship to an extent.

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>>51571807
Not every vtuber virtue signals*
Missed a word

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>>51571766
Hi Darkmaze

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>>51571631
I used to like fauna until she dropped her speech

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>>51571766
>small percentage of fans are actually parasocial
Anyone who willingly gives money to e-girls and watches them for hours every day is parasocial or in denial of being parasocial. Its not even a bad thing inherently to be so

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>>51571766
every streamer. and I mean every single one lives off of parasocial behavior. you think any fan of any streamer would donate 100$ or 10 subs to a random person? no they all live off of people thinking they are or wanting to be friends. and even the most innocent of streamers, as soon as they enable donations and so on, are not an exception. it's a parasocial farming profession.

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>>51571929
At this point "parasocial" has lost its meaning, because all stream interactions are parasocial interaction, but what we're discussing it the wackos that actually think they're owed a relationship, be it friendship or otherwise, by a streamer

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how are you faggots replying in good faith to such an obvious bait

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>>51572044
>but what we're discussing it the wackos that actually think they're owed a relationship, be it friendship or otherwise, by a streamer
And yet parasocial is used as an insult when people say they think their favorite streamer should communicate with her fans at least once a month

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>>51572033
>you think any fan of any streamer would donate 100$ or 10 subs to a random person

>A streamer that I follow and enjoy content from is just a random person
People give shit to the homeless, your point is 100% invalid

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if you want updates instead of a month of silence you're heckin parasocial and need to touch grass!

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Can't you guys just be normal like this guy?

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>>51572044
you almost get it dude. yes all of it is parasocial. by definition. that's why the streamers exist.
it is not inherently bad unless you overdo it. but streamers like gura that are literal millionaires because of exactly this, are fucking hypocrites if they talk about parasocialism as anything bad.
just read this thread or any other aura thread to see how much she farms this behavior (and yes she knows it too).

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>>51572110
Did you just say giving money to a millionaire is the same thing as giving money to someone who doesn't even know where their next meal is coming from?

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>>51572110
people do not give 100$ to homeless people without getting anything out of it. be it clout by filming it and posting it online, or just virtue signaling, or a feeling of "doing something good" because their church told them to. in what kind of world do you live?
I mean yeah I give pennies or even a dollar to homeless sometimes, but NEVER the amount that your average "I hate parasocial behavior" streamer gets donated regularly.

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>>51572164
based

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Fauna already confirmed that parasocialism is bad and every Holo hates it. Stop tiemlooping this shit and go touch some grass

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>>51572355
fuck off darkmaze

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>>51572355
I wouldn't say IRyS hates it, but that girl is yabaiRyS for a reason

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>>51572355
ye ok faggot, go watch more clips retard

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>>51572085
well she doesn't stream so I somehow have to pass the time, don't I...

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i doubt kiara would casually talk about gura like that if she was graduating

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>>51572435
she literally said it applies to other streamers too

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>>51571916
She never shit talked parasocialism retard, in fact she's straight up talked about it in a positive light before. Just because Gura's ghosting you doesn't mean you have to shit on her friends.

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>>51572597
HOLY COPELING

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>>51572597
go back

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>>51572657
>>51572663
Clipniggers are so easy to spot, watch streams please

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>>51572657
>>51572663

3 days till birthday and still no contact, I can understand why you're uppity but don't take it out on others chumbies

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not the first time I see sapcucks doxxposting about other chuubas

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>>51572741
it's literally what she said, clip or no clip doesn't make a difference
it's irrefutably word for word what she said

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I finally watched that fauna clip. Sounded like she was just telling you to value IRL friends and that streamers aren't anything special or worth valuing above them.
A bit out of touch considering not everyone has IRL relationships or friends they can go to instead and use streamers as a substitute to keep sane and find motivation in life.

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>>51572750
Fauna will never be your friend since she already has a better option, cuckling.

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>>51572831
NTA, but it isnt. Do you not know English, or what she actually ment?

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>>51572849
this. if everyone had fulfilling friendships in life there would be almost no streamers and definitely no vtubers. it is no coincidence that tubing was a japanese thing before it came to the west and Japan has a hikki problem.

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>>51572849
Thanks for proving that "fauna is not your friend" posters are worse than clipfags

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>>51572856
You missed the point ESL clip watcher.

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pls stop shitting up the thread sapcucks

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>>51572849
>>51572942
>>51572950
>>51572961
This is how vtubers should be and why Pekora is at the top.

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>>51572950
>if everyone had fulfilling friendships in life there would be almost no streamers and definitely no vtubers
Holy projection batman!

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What would it take for you to give up on her? Because evidently ghosting you for almost 3 weeks with no word on the most important stream of the year isn't enough.

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>>51573057
graduation probably

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>catalognigs coming to /ggg/ to be mumei schizos first
>then catalognigs coming to /ggg/ to be ina schizos
>now catalognigs coming to /ggg/ to be fauna schizos
we're gonna get bae schizos next, I can feel it

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>>51573026
>he lacks critical information

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>>51573026
I wish Gura would hang out with us

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>>51573057
She'd have to graduate and even then I'd follow her wherever she went to next

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>>51573057
graduation probably but i already lost my passion for her because of this shit, if she streams i'll watch but the magic is gone

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>>51573027
dude if you had actual relationships and friendships you would not be on /vt/ on a Saturday. don't talk to me about projection...

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>>51573076
The mori, ame schizos are all tuckered out and napping.

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>>51573091
she hangs out with her friends(me)

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>>51573057
I more or less gave up in the sense that I feel like things will not become good again. I hope she will prove me wrong, cause I love her and desperately want the good times back, but I lost almost all hope.
If she has a "return" stream after the bday/japan/summer stuff is over and then goes back to ghost mode and things repeat once again I might not be able to cope with that

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>>51572355
Fuck off darkmaze. Communicating with your fans isn't parasocial. You are the parasocial faggot who camps the vod comments

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>>51572355
Fauna doesn't speak for gura as much as her pseud ass likes to think she does

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>>51573161
if you think having friends equates to spending every free moment with them to the point you can't spare a minute on lurking/posting on a hobby board then you really have 0 idea about human/social interaction

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Where is she?

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>>51573057
If the content she releases changes into something I dislike, not going to drop her just because her schedule is sparse

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Hang in there chumbies

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>>51573559
locked in my basement sry.. she's enjoying it though if that makes it better for you.

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>>51573502
it's Saturday and we both are here. maybe you should write your next post in an email and send it to yourself.

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>>51573705
Oh, I'll be hanging alright..

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>>51573705
I think most are trying, but when it only gets worse it becomes disheartening

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ogey anyway love gura

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>>51573822
I usually drink with people after work, then have weekends for myself
but you're probably not working either so that'd be another area that's just completely abstract for you

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Holy shit I just realized I have not watched any sort of vtuber content since Gura's lastest stream (other than "Connect the World").

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Still love the shark

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>>51574043
M

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>>51574043
W

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>>51574043
Σ

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>>51573934
why are you this hateful? not my fault aura isn't streaming. and yeah you are right. I do not work on weekends and I don't drink.

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>>51572597
Dont worry anon. I still like fauna

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grim

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>>51573136
>the magic is gone
what do you mean by this? her streams are still really good

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>>51574043
M >:3

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I really mean it, why does she never stream? Wjat is she doing with all her free time?

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The weekend is unironically the time to return. I'm 100% swinging back to worry now

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I went back to watch more Stanly Parable streams because of the faggots last thread, Gura was brilliant, fuck the haters

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FIN

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Gura hates you but she loves me

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>>51574612
You're delusional if you thought she would stream on the 18th.

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You know chumbuds, Gura could be like Pekora. Hates herself, hates her fans, streams only out of some mechanized, automated need for validation. Has no friends, is hated by all her coworkers. and is boring.
Be glad Gura isn't like that.

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>>51573843
lets hang out bros

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>>51574740
Dont worry chumbie. Im thankful that gura is humble.

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>>51574540
lol
rumao

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Sleep well, Goomba.

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>>51574043
M forever

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She's going to stream on Monday. It's going to be a garlic bread tasting stream.

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>>51574043
M RT

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>>51574043
M

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I wish that I could swim and sleep like a shark does
I'd fall to the bottom and I'd hide 'til the end of time
In that sweet cool darkness
Asleep and constantly floating away

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>>51573057
bf yab

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>>51574594
Me

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>>51575118
yea, me

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When is her birthday?

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>>51573057
Same reason I only watch Gura and holoJP

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>>51575353
Her real birthday is tomorrow the 18th. Her Hololive birthday is the 20th

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>>51575353
February 30

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Is Ame going to eat Gura's cake again for her birthday?

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>>51575487
So no stream tomorrow then...

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>>51574043
M

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>>51569526
Lmao, sure whatever

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>>51574043
F

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>tfw no anniversary stream where chumbuds line up and take turns licking her cunnycunny...

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I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

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>>51574740
Cope

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It's getting worse

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She won't stream tomorrow

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>>51575972
Will she stream on the 19th?

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Gura is streaming into my mouth.

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Soon™

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>>51576015
idk, but tomorrow for sure

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>>51574740
baffling post

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I love the one who loves Gura the most the most.

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>>51576166
Barbs?

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49 retards liked the cuckposter's comment. If you're/here/ kys faggots

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>>51576166
Barb is your oshi?

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Gura will do a Juneteenth stream in celebration of the struggles of the blacks in America.

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>>51576284
Qrd?

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>>51576284
I did not but I wanted to, it's hilarious.

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We cool?

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>>51576327
She's afraid of black people though

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>>51576327
Based

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>>51576284
Nah shit is so dumb it's funny now

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>>51569526
brother she doesn't even think about us anymore

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>>51576379
i will change her opinion on us

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>>51576383
gross

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Do you understand that you were arguing about her for weeks now and she didn't even spend a minute to think about chumbies?

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Birthday merch will be a bounding lifetime engagement ring so you have to pay her every month for life so she never has to work or stream again, as well as pay her child support.

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Unconditional faith in Gura.

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>>51576555
it's a classic one sided relationship
well her part is coming to collect money from us

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>>51576555
Yes, we're pathetic.

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>>51576555
lol why are you here

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>>51576746
nta but i fell for the gura at debut + 2 years and she turned into whatever the fuck this is

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its just so fucking grim man

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3.5 hrs until possible waiting room!

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>>51576555
Yes, it's the worst part of it. No streams is bad, but what really hurts me is that she doesn't think about it or us at all.

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https://poal.me/vmyskf

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>>51576779
doesn't answer the question but ogey

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>>51576857
i would be alright with all of this if she just told us like moomei instead of pulling a vanishing act

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>poal
>doomposters
>shitposting antis
Chumbies why do you still come to /ggg/

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Ngl, I love booba Gura.

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>>51576901
i forgot the word for it but its like when you invested deep in something but now you're too scared of stopping in case it comes back so i keep coming back here hoping for any updates or mentions by other members

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>>51576931
Just like they can't leave their oshi they can't stop coming here

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>>51576931
To not feel alone in my heartache and frustration.

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>>51576931
I still love Gura and I don't use the other places where people talk about her.

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>>51576931
Just to suffer..

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>>51576973
sunk cost

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>>51576983
>leave their oshi
What would be the point of making such a dramatic declaration

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>>51577039
Zero-sum game

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>>51576931
unironically its the only place where i can get the real honest feeling of pain that i feel every time i think about this situation, i have just gotten good at ignoring the shitposters

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>>51576931
To see how funny the thread is.

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>>51577090
to reflect the pain their oshi has inflicted on them back at her (if she even reads it) and so everyone knows things aren't happy and fine like leddit and dickcord say they are

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>>51577193
When the thread is 3/4 shitposting then its probably not a good idea to be here of you want to feel sad. Sadbrained weakbuds get influenced way too easily.

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>I've reverted back to my 2018 self
unironically was this her way of warning us while she still somewhat cared? What did she mean by this?

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>>51577293
my faith in gura is unbreakable, idc how many times they shitpost the situation if gura comes back ill be here to watch. im sad as shit but i will never forget what gura did for me

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Im just glad she hasnt collabed with any homostar

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>>51577394
Well yeah, that would require her to stream.

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>>51577039
Thanks that was the term I was looking for.

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>>51576931
Are you saying there's a better place to talk about our lord and savior?

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>>51577289
Inflict pain on my oshi while she is clearly going through a tough time all because she is streaming less. Sounds like a totally sane thing to do, why is it always so extreme with you people

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>>51577374
When did she say this?

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>>51576931
I hate myself

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>>51577394
Yes but she is currently 'collabing' with me if you know what I mean ;)

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>>51577536
>while she is clearly going through a tough time
and your source for this is? She sounded perfectly healthy and happy in the last few collab streams. She doesn't even think about you anymore. Whatever helps you cope.

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>>51576931
This is /ggg/, most people here seem to be in the wrong place but I'm not

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>>51576931
To hornypost. I'm too awesome to be influenced or affected by any of the retards here.

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>>51577536
>tough time
anon, she is having a blast playing with her friends and spending her 7 digit bank account

[Anonymous No.]

If hope hard enough we'll get Mario tomorrow and then fallout NV on Monday right?

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>>51577803
you should hope that there actually is a birthday stream at all

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>>51577803
Y...yeah...

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Offkai

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How would gura even come back to streaming regularly? People are too pissed off and if I were in her shoes, I would be too afraid to even hit the stream button at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

plot twist

>gura not gonna stream her bday on 20th
>gura won't gonna appear on connect the world concert
>gura won't gonna appear on their myth anniversary on september
>or connect the world suddenly cancelled.

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>>51577634
>>51577794
Must frustrate you that no matter how much you anti her and how many hundreds of hours you spend trying to pit her fans against her that you never succeed

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>>51577896
>white t-shirt
This is what the "hornyposters" here look like. Lmao

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no delivery

[Anonymous No.]

Mori will organize a birthday collab for Gura.

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>>51577896
the absolute fucking state

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>>51577942
You sure about that? I'd look at the vod comments and how many people have been leaving.

[Anonymous No.]

Hope your shark comes back soon so she can collab with mah boi again

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>>51578002
thats not my problem

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>>51578020
Size difference T u T

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>>51578002
But not all of them entirely, anon

[Anonymous No.]

It says here that you don't love Gura more than anything else in the world.
Care to explain?

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>>51578020
Gura smol uwoooh

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>>51578051
she is actually leaning on moris belly in that moment

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>>51578085
Ye, I just want to fuck her.

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REALISITICALLY
If there were to be a Birthday stream at 8 pm EST on her Birthday June 20th, what is the absolute latest they would announce something about it on twitter and put up the frame? Assuming 24 hours, we are looking at 51 hours remaining and counting for something to be said.

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>>51577968
Honestly I would kneel

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>>51578111
I laughed

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>>51578111
lmao ffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578085
Ina exists. I'm just looking out for my favorite little sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>51577940
I mean how would skipping out on any of those be more egregious than disappearing for months?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578111
Kek

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>>51578111
She's LEANing on Mori's belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578111
KEK. Good one chumbie

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578111
Can't unsee

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>>51578179
no man just no

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sad (really)

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so horny for fembuds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51577940
>won't gonna appear
ESLchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578114
Monday. We might get a member post saying "garlic bread projects and tummy hort :c" so the yesmen comment "ok Gura you need to take more breaks(headpat emote)" and then she will post the frame with no prechat.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just watching old VODs. Retweeting her fanarts. Keep looking at my thousand pics of gura in my phone. I still love her. And I miss her.

[Anonymous No.]

>wife arrived on my birthday
Maybe things won’t be so bad after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578401
Aim better next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578293
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578085
Because I love her more than the universe, multiverse, and existence itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51577794
She does seem to get along really well with Kiara lately. I'm happy for her having good friends in hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578434
I should rub my dinogura's belly.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe there actually is a realistic chance she won't do anything for her birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578114
well after the weekend maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>still fucking nothing
And I know the chances for anything tomorrow are basically zero. Jesus Christ...

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578552
idc if she releases merch without a stream ill still buy it lol

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see her so badly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578552
I mean it's kind of arbitrary for you to think that she'll do one when she apparently can't stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578114
I would say Monday evening, but with how dogshit communication has been 5pm Tuesday can't be ruled out anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

So what copes do we have going now that would make all of this mostly okay?
She's dead or dying? (Has cancer or something?)
A very close family member is dead or dying?
She's in prison?
She's in the hospital for something besides a terminal disease?
Cover has locked her in the basement of the new studio and hasn't figured out how to milk the money out of her comatose body yet?
She's in witness protection for some crime?
She was kidnapped?

Anything along these lines are pretty valid reasons that
A. She cant tweet or stream
B. Cover wouldnt announce it because its too personal
C. The rest of HoloEN wouldnt say anything about it.

Would it still be fine if she came back and did a birthday stream, and then started streaming regularly again without ever explaining anything? Or would you have to have an explanation at this point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51577293
>weakbuds
What you are experiencing is called denial, it doesn't matter how loyal or devoted you are you can't love someone who isn't there.

The dream is over.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578734
I don't need her to explain, but she does need to apologize.

[Anonymous No.]

What stage are we at now?

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck she is not gonna be there for her birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578751
If people can love Jesus and God and shit then surely you can apply that same kind of love to Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578734
>C. The rest of HoloEN wouldnt say anything about it.
Anon this one is simple. the girls aren't all that close and they don't reveal personal details about others

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578734
All I care about is that she goes back to streaming regularly. If she can't, then she needs to explain why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578803
Been depression for a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578837
So treat her like a traditional waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578801
She won't gonna apologize and bow down to the weakbuds. Antis will just use that to shit on her more.

[Anonymous No.]

sowwy guys :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578837
Allah is real and he punishes all infidels, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578803
The only stages that make sense in this context would be anger and depression.

[Anonymous No.]

>She won't gonna apologize

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578874
Yeah essentially

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578734
All I care about is her well being, if she doesn't want to share details then that's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

We have to wait until her maternity leave ends

[Anonymous No.]

I get erect every time I think about fembuds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578910
If you let antis have so much control over your ability to connect with your fans, then they've already one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578734
>Cover wouldnt announce it because its too personal
so basically, Cover itself is an incompetent, unprofessional company who only neglected their duties to address gura's situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579011
nobody asked

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578850
True, but the reasons still cover for that regardless. I can't think of any scenario where they would reveal anything going on with her where Cover wouldn't or she couldn't herself though, so just ignore that part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578803
My secret is that I'm always depressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51570351
You can also do that with bag!

[Anonymous No.]

ogey anyway love the shart

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578910
If you let antis have so much control over your ability to connect with your fans, then they've already won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578444
Why do you think? Things aren't all that fun right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579073
Fembud…

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578837
Gura hates God

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578734
Those excuses would only make sense if her disappearance just suddenly started recently.

[Anonymous No.]

REALISTICALLY,
there won't be anything on her birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579224
Could be worse

[Anonymous No.]

hey anons, just a random thought here. you know how gura has been dealing with all kinds of challenges, from health issues to juggling multiple projects? and despite it all, she's still pushing through, learning new things, and delivering all that content we love. doesn't it show her dedication to both her career and her fans?

[Anonymous No.]

>94 posters
go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579190
>>51579052
Anon, antis are already planned this since the beginning. Even mori apologized many times every time she collabed with tempus and antis shitting on her and making fun of her. sorry for the ESL

[Anonymous No.]

If you had bought tickets to the concert, you could have something to look forward to but instead you are just moping around with no streams and nothing to look forward to.

[Anonymous No.]

REALISTICALLY, gura has a large fluffy bush and it makes my pp diamonds

[Anonymous No.]

You know, Gura's had a pretty wild ride so far. From her growth as a streamer, her dedication and passion for her work, and of course, her genuine connection with her fans. But these recent times are really testing our faith in her, don't you think? As her birthday approaches, I don't understand why there's still no news or any communication from her. Maybe she's working on something big? Or could it be, she's too caught up in other things that she's unintentionally drifting away from her fans? It's hard to say, and it's giving us mixed emotions. But despite all that, wouldn't it be amazing if she surprises us with a birthday stream, rekindling that spark and proving that perseverance and curiosity can prevail? If she can do that, it'd definitely show that she values her fans, without a doubt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578803
Chumbuds as a whole seem to be mostly in the anger/ bargaining stage some copebuds still firmly in denial phase. Personally I think I'm between bargaining and depression just waiting for June 20th I guess, whatever happens on that day it >>51578837
will break the fanbase permanently in one way or another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579288
At the very least I'm expecting a short prerecorded video or live

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579295
I suppose

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like we're all just waiting for that spark of hope, y'know? Like, we're just waiting for Gura to pop up and surprise us with something real. Part of me wonders if she's just pushing through all the challenges, trying her best behind the scenes. I can't help but be curious about the struggles she's facing, and how she's learning and growing as a person (and shark). We've all got that connection to her, so it's hard not to get emotional over the uncertainty of it all. Even though it feels like we're in limbo, the anticipation leaves us all on edge, hoping for something real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579234
"I just want to punch god in the face" - Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579355
I'm looking forward to the restream

[Anonymous No.]

Woah slow down anons. Dont come in all at once

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579355
Once her birthday is skipped it will be fair to ask will she even be at the concert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579313
No.
If she truly cared, she would update her fans or at the very least members.

[Anonymous No.]

If she skips her birthday, what will be the right course of action for buds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579009
This joke has run its course.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579349
This isn't the same. Not addressing it will end up making it worse.

[Anonymous No.]

I gotta say it's so fucking frustrating not hearing from Gura for so long. She's always been so dedicated and open with her fans and we've all been through so much with her. She's worked so hard and come so far, after all the struggles she's faced in her life. I mean she's overcome her stress and health issues just to keep sharing her passion for music and entertainment with us right? Not to mention her commitment to constantly learning new things and growing as an artist. I just wish we had some kind of update by her birthday, it's hard to keep it all in perspective when we're left in the dark like this. We've invested so much time and emotion in supporting her, don't you think we deserve some honesty about what's going on?

[Anonymous No.]

Something going on? Its pretty fast all of a sudden

[Anonymous No.]

Still love the shark? More like 'still love the ghost', am I right? She's been MIA for ages now, and not a single word about it. Some loyalty to her fans, huh? If she even does a birthday stream, it's just gonna be a cash grab with merch and her and all. Honestly, it's pretty pathetic at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579476
I'll drop my membership from sharkside to shrimp

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579516
Tourists and larpers as usual

[Anonymous No.]

To be honest, that connect the world song is a fucking trash. I don't like it. Fuck idols. We don't like these kind of stuff in the west. I just want them only to stream and nothing more. These stupid idol thingy and events has taken away our streams. Idols are supposed to be only in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579487

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579415
They already recorded for the concert.
>>51579476
The same as always.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you retards loop the same shit over and over and not tire of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579516
I think it's around the time we would usually get a tweet or something if there was going to be one

[Anonymous No.]

It's so hard man, I've been following Gura since the beginning and there have been days where I just couldn't wait for the next stream or collab, no matter what it was. Even with her current absence, I keep looking forward to that moment where we'll see her online again, maybe with a surprise announcement or something. And you can't help but remember all the times she fought through challenges, like her stress and fainting spells, just to give us a good show. Gura's dedication is admirable, and I feel like deep down she'll always have that curiosity for new experiences and the drive to keep pushing herself. It's just tough holding on, man, but it's our loyalty as fans that can give us the strength. Let's just hope for the best and be patient.

[Anonymous No.]

We being raided?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579494
If it was that easy for her she would have done it already

[Anonymous No.]

Love Gura? More like she loves ignoring her fans. Been a month without streams, and her birthday's in 3 days. Still no communication. If she even does a birthday stream, it'll just be to sell merch and cash in on our loyalty. Betrayal smells like betrayal.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579614
Seems like it. Some dude is just spamming pasta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579494
The good thing is that she exposed to a good number of you her true nature. She has always given little thought to her audience. She only has an online presence to relieve her boredom and depression. It has always been like this, even before holo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51578803
>Denial
Copebuds
>Anger
Feistybuds
>Bargaining
Retardbuds
>Depression
Doombuds
>Acceptance
No longer here

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579635
Casuals will still buy the merch

[Anonymous No.]

huhaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579574
>These stupid idol thingy and events has taken away our streams
Yeah this is the actual reason to oppose the idol stuff, but people like to focus on the male angle for some reason which isn't even really an "idol" exclusive thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579725
GET PREGNANT

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579574
Gura was never an idol

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579586
because in three days from now, the loop is going to end
whether things get better or much, much worse is unknown, but we'll be done with the loop in around 74 and a half hours from now

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579368
>her dedication and passion for her work
Lol what

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579803
You read that shit?

[Anonymous No.]

Still love the shark? More like 'still love the ghost', am I right? She's been MIA for ages now, and not a single word about it. Some loyalty to her fans, huh? If she even does a birthday stream, it's just gonna be a cash grab with merch and her and all. Honestly, it's pretty pathetic at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579772
>going to end
DYRBI

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579614
People are coming in expecting a birthday weekend and are understandably upset.
Retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579772
This is true cope. The new loops will begin after that day when she goes another month without communication and making it clear that she only showed up for her birthday money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579769
Delusional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579614
We're always being raided. It's just a question of how much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579850
Well, it's going to become a different loop. Either she'll stream or she won't for her birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579874
What about the guy spamming blocks of text?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579881
>>51579850
if she shows up just to cash in, the current loop will end
if she doesn't show up at all, the current loop will end

no matter what happens, we're going to be leaving limbo soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579932
You cant idolize someone who absolutely trashed her career and ghosts her fans.

[Anonymous No.]

You will get another tweet about garlic bread and you will be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579874
Very organic posts btw
>>51579841
>>51579526

>>51579560

>>51579793

>>51579871

>>51579728

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579974
>just to cash in
Why are you even here if you think like that, do you really not have another option where you don't think the worst of them?

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are lame. And I daresay, cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580048
You can if you're not a normalfag

[Anonymous No.]

i just can't process all this Gura doubt. Even with her struggles and challenges, she's been dedicated to her work and fans. Remember when she went all the way to Japan for that 4th festival training, or how she's been sticking with that music project for over a year now? Come on, don't undermine that kind of commitment. Maybe she just needs a break, or maybe she's just being cautious. Either way, I just want to see her pull through and succeed. Guys, we need to remember this before jumping to conclusions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579368
She's probably just playing outlast trials or dbd.

[Anonymous No.]

I gotta say it's so fucking frustrating not hearing from Gura for so long. She's always been so dedicated and open with her fans and we've all been through so much with her. She's worked so hard and come so far, after all the struggles she's faced in her life. I mean she's overcome her stress and health issues just to keep sharing her passion for music and entertainment with us right? Not to mention her commitment to constantly learning new things and growing as an artist. I just wish we had some kind of update by her birthday, it's hard to keep it all in perspective when we're left in the dark like this. We've invested so much time and emotion in supporting her, don't you think we deserve some honesty about what's going on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580130
"Cute uwu singing shark" does not make her an idol

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580239
those games are dead though

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580079
because there's only so patient one can be before coming to that kind of conclusion
even for someone that's followed and wanted her to succeed since debut, completely disappearing for a month (after a year of doing the exact same thing, with the pattern getting worse every cycle) and then showing up for an hour just to hawk merch isn't going to leave a good impression for anyone who is honest about the whole situation

[Anonymous No.]

I can't tell if someone is actually typing all this out or it's just ChatGPT

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580302
lol find someone you can idolize

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580322
Of course they aren't actually typing it all out

[Anonymous No.]

I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow that's a lotta words

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580312
You're already a hopeless brainlet if you assume the reason she'd show up is to cash in

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580322
It's just 2 or 3 guys copy-pasting things
>>51580059

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580312
All the honest people have clearly already left. The absolutely state of things in her comments and in this thread is depressing and obvious that sunk cost weakbuds are the only remaining people left. Even reddit creates weekly "Where is Gura?" posts with criticism.

[Anonymous No.]

what happens after her birthday will probably foreshadow the future state of things.at least if stuff doesn't go back to normal after summer (by normal i mean a consistent streaming schedule), she's most likely not coming back

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580417
>You're already a hopeless brainlet if you assume the reason she'd show up is to cash in
you mean aside from it being her job, that she does for money? the way you don't show up to your job to work for free?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is squishy like a fuzzy peach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580465
>>51580515
I'm loading up to goom tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580485
I think she has made it clearly with her pinned comment that she is never coming back. Or at least to pre 2022 status. I think haachama level streaming schedules are to be the norm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580515
nobody cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580556
If you aren't a hornybud then you just don't belong in /ggg/. Sorry anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51569455
I think she was planning to do something for her birthday but she got upset after people were cuckposting in her comments when she streamed Outlast Trials and was really good at it. Now she's wondering if she even wants to continue doing this. There's no news from Cover because they might not know if she's coming back

[Anonymous No.]

>>51571758
The dose makes the medicine. She's just being responsible and reminding her fans not to take too much.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly I hope she just skips streaming on her birthday and keeps silent about it. It would at least show that she actually is incapable of streaming at the moment and isn't just forcing herself to stream to shill Cover merch and pump money out of her fans. Make it a manager tweet to promote merch and keep it at that

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580469
>The absolutely state of things in her comments and in this thread is depressing and obvious that sunk cost weakbuds are the only remaining people left
that's the thing, though - the "patientbuds" of a few months ago are the "sunk cost weakbuds" of today. unconditional faith isn't really something that shows up when we're talking about the behavior of an actual person, maybe people have unconditional faith in their deity but not someone who constantly gives them reason not to

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580604
>Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits
>Gura is squishy like a fuzzy peach.
>I'm loading up to goom tonight.
>If you aren't a hornybud then you just don't belong in /ggg/. Sorry anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580637
There hasn't been a manager tweet in a long while. I'm thinking theres going to be a big surprise that will knock the chumbies off their feet and no it isn't graduation or some other retarded rrat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580701
Yeah skinwalked kanauru concert (will still knock chumbies off their feet because they have no standards)

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580694
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580694
I gained 55 pounds in the past 6 months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580508
So now it's about cashing in and it being a job, but when she does it otherwise it's suddenly not? You can't just conveniently state that her doing it now out of obligation is because she wants money, but the other times she doesn't its not because of that. You're only saying that because it's convenient for what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580694
I don't think someone who likes it hairy would wear a crying emoji shirt. But yeah, that is what I imagine posters like that look like. lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580678
It explains why drug addicts and alcoholics turn to God. Chumbies need a new thing to worship to get rid of their mental fog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580725
Surely she wouldn't be using kanauru in 2023? She used to be so good at not recycling the same content/memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580694
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580694

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580701
I can't even imagine anything that would be that surprising at this point other than her death

[Anonymous No.]

You have to live it

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580549
i honestly think so too, it's obvious that things are never going back to 2021-2022 times. i'm hoping we at least get weekly streams after summer. it's crazy that even something like that is too much to hope for.

[Anonymous No.]

morning

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to goom

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580785
Probably not for the /here/fags but she has so many normalfag fans that it doesn't matter if she doesn't surprise (You)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580837
Evening

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580951
>>51580873
>>51580837

>>51580694

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580834
NTA but I'm gonna wait until after the summer to see if things improve. If she can't at least stream twice a week by then I'm gonna drop her and Hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580981

[Anonymous No.]

Average chumbud here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580981
Just say that you are gay anon. How does your pp not grow at the thought of gura's hairy mound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580981
Epic win

[Anonymous No.]

There are unironic faggots in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

If you goomed since the last stream you broke the goom perms and Gura hates you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580981
What a fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>51581042
fuck off anti. gura has NO HAIR

[Anonymous No.]

>>51581069
Sorry gura but the dick wants what the dick wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579313
>no delivery

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580951
I don't like this. Gura should have slender little girl legs not thighs that are thicker than her head.

[Anonymous No.]

a cute suisei for these trying times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KshZpLMCG9o&list=OLAK5uy_lkmlHI-DLYqziZuLM4RutJvfePJFYfCh4

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbuds aren't actually fat ugly glasses wearing porn addicts...right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51581151
I don't wear glasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51579313
Random thought here. If Gura is part shark and anime girl. Does that mean her urethra and anus are just there for sexual pleasure?!?! Becuz sharks do the pee pee poo poo through their skin. Does that also mean she constantly smell like shit? Does that mean she's by far the most disgusting anime character of all time? Cuz she would be 8k years old and would have ate and shit God knows how many times through her skin. When she did that Wii Fit thing, did she piss through her skin instead of sweating? Does this mean she cools her body off by pissing herself? Does this mean Gura needs to clarify wtf is going on? Or am I over thinking or smth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580736
let's put it this way, you have a job that generates lots of passive income, regardless of whether or not you actually put in any effort into it. if you actually put in effort when it's absolutely mandatory that you do so, what do you think your relationship with the actual nature of the work looks like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51581127
This is true, and this image proves it. Gura even liked it. I miss her lewd twitter likes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>51581149
Closer to this?

[Anonymous No.]

I feel bad for the D*scordfags. If she graduates she won't even get to see their project...

[Anonymous No.]

Are we all creepy perverts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51581295
Silver lining

[Anonymous No.]

>>51581283
I'm gooming to this

[Anonymous No.]

>>51581308
I'm a nice pervert

[Anonymous No.]

how high do you think the chances are that she actually shows us projects during the birthday stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51581353
1%

[Anonymous No.]

>>51580678
You're assuming all patientbuds are quietly seething though which isn't the case

[Anonymous No.]

>>51581353
If she streams then 100% even if it's just another song cover

[Anonymous No.]

>>51581151
I look pretty close to this desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>51581353
why are you even here if you're watching Gura stream and thinking about that is what's in your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>51581295
Discord niggers deserve to suffer the most. The largest consolidated collective of HERfags and Yesbuds. Also they decry loli.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>51581225
I don't get why that even matters because you're already making the flawed assumption that everyone is motivated by money

[Anonymous No.]

>>51581410
I mean, depends on what you mean by "quietly", considering how many people have dropped their memberships in the last month

[Anonymous No.]

>>51571766
Anon, going out of your way to present yourself as single, virgin, never had a boyfriend, etc., when it's demonstrably untrue for most vtubers is literally done to foster parasocial relationships so that those people, who would otherwise not care as much, give them money.

Vtubers have it easy compared to fleshtubers. If a fleshtubers lies about never having had a boyfriend and fans find out otherwise, the fans will just openly discuss it and spread the knowledge around. When a vtuber is caught lying, not only is it tolerated, the community actively supports it by preventing people from exposing the lies to others, even when it contains no IRL dox or anything.

Not only is parasocialism inherent to all vtubing, they actively engage in it in the most disgusting of ways and their communities praise them for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51581151
I'm not fat anymore, Gura motivated me to get in shape. Because I was under the delusion that it would increase my chances with her..

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>51581151
I'm not a porn addict. I just goom twice a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51574594
What would you do if you were rich as fuck? Go on vacations, do all the things you never had time for, fly to your boyfriend, do whatever. Being able to come up with shit to do in your free time is easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51581572
>I'm not fat anymore
Mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>51581490
i mean gura doesn't exactly have a cheap lifestyle

[Anonymous No.]

>>51581701
She only eats sweets and frozen vegan food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51581647
Take my private chauffeur to walmart and buy monopoly to play by myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51581496
My point is that you can't mix together people who aren't frustrated with people who are under the umbrella of not complaining, only one group will stay, this is true with any consumer and product

[Anonymous No.]

>>51581773
I know you guys find it hard to believe but I used to play Risk and the Game of Life by myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>51581773
You'd leave your chauffeur out in the cold like that? I want a cool chauffeur that runs over a mugger to save me and gives me a high give because we're bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51581701
You're still just assuming. The argument is much easier to make that someone not on the grind isn't being motivated by money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51581490
>you're already making the flawed assumption that everyone is motivated by money
pretty much everyone is motivated by money, because you literally can't have your basic needs met in a capitalist society without it. people usually only claim that they aren't once a lot of their needs are taken care of (i.e. they perceive an excess relative to their current lifestyle, they have parents who will bail them out of any sticky situation, etc.)
someone who is well off just from passive income will undeniably act differently (and often put in a different level of effort from) from someone who is really having to get creative to pay the bills, that's just a fact of life

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>>51581806
same desu also monopoly, chess and other board games

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>>51581970
To an extent of course, but there are different types of people. And that doesn't even make an argument because it would just support the idea that she's not doing it for cash if her needs are already met. Someone like you or me would be more motivated for a 'cash grab'.

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>>51581647
I honestly would just upgrade my pc, bed and buy better quality food. Invest the rest so I don't have to work ever again and help my family.

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>>51581749
Have you seen the price of her skincare products?

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>>51582023
It's not as uncommon as people think really, I've done it too. But there always needs to be a cuckoldry narrative in effect.

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>>51582141
Seems pretty on par of womenshit.

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They still seething at my shark wife?

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>>51582085
>To an extent of course, but there are different types of people
and the ones who truly aren't motivated by money are extreme cases like diogenes or ted kaczynski
>And that doesn't even make an argument because it would just support the idea that she's not doing it for cash if her needs are already met
if you're doing something mandatory simply to secure your situation where your needs continue to be met with minimum effort, you're absolutely still doing it for the cash

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>>51582202
It really isn't. It's the good shit

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>>51582275
Speaking of teddy k, none of the chumbies here mentioned his passing. I was pretty disappointed that I wasn't updated on his death here.

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>>51582275
So the motivation for all careers are solely for money? The answer is no of course.

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>>51582354
You keep saying this, but it was mentioned, you missed the post

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There is healthy, free food in the fridge for dinner
But I want a fast food burger

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>>51582329
Surpisingly... it's not the cream of the crop. There's higher tier shit.

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>>51582425
>So the motivation for all careers are solely for money?
>The answer is no of course
maybe not in the short term, but with how young and naive you seem to be I think you'd be surprised how many careers turn into this in the long term, whether people want them to or not. and either way, putting a decreasing amount of effort into a job over time, eventually reaching the point where one only does the bare minimum, isn't really a positive indicator that, even if that person started that role with more "soft" motivators like "fulfillment" and "dreams", this is still what's keeping them there

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>>51582238
Anon, you already know the answer. And it's never going to end no matter what the situation may be.

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Okay but what does any of this have to do with how cute Gura is?

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>>51582609
Sometimes you just need to fill yourself up with garbage.

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>>51582770
Gura isn't cute, she's an erotic sexy harlot.

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didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

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>>51582874
I want to lick every inch of her body so bad...

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>>51582656
Okay but you're still just doing correlation = causation. What she does for this particular stream isn't really relevant at all, no matter how much you want to assume one way or another.

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>>51582770
Her care toward her appearance is a large part of why she's so cute.

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>>51583163
But isn't that just how girls are?

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>>51583240
No. It's beaten into many, but not all of them.

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Gura hates you.
Gura hates Cover.
Gura hates streaming.
Gura hates herself.

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Gobbidy goobidy goop gloop gagu

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So, what do you think will happen if she just doesn't show up for her birthday? I used to think there's no way that would happen, but it's seeming more and more likely.

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>>51583378
How many more times is this question going to be asked?

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>>51583378
We time loop untill some news of streams, graduation, hiatus, whatever comes up.

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>>51583403
I don't know, a lot until the 20th. Because it's just baffling, really.

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>>51583082
>Okay but you're still just doing correlation = causation
that's not really how that fallacy works, if someone continues to actively avoid communication when it could easily calm a lot of people's nerves it's suspect no matter who you're talking about. add to that mentioning being "terminally online" on sites like instagram and still being completely radio silent while dropping content output to zero, it's not at all unreasonable for people to have a really negative perception of it if she comes back for an hour long stream with merch being sold at the end

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>>51583336
Don't care still fucking her.

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>nearly five hundred replies
>over a hundred fucking posters
christ
is there anything worth learning or do I just turn right the fuck back around the way I came in?

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>>51583543
If you meant "reading", the answer is no

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>>51583543
Not really, just the same loops with maybe some slight variations.

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>>51583469
lol you're still doing correlation = causation
Keeping minimal obligations doesn't really mean anything here. Like it literally means basically nothing. I dunno why you're so bent on assuming one way or another, and I will say that I strongly disagree with your assessment.

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Gura is really looking forward to the Netflix live action One Piece.

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>>51583620
We can talk about Gura's diet and the quality of her pee and farts next thread? That's fun.

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>>51583603
no I meant learning because these days it seems that Gura ends up appearing more often in places that aren't her actual socials that I don't check nearly as often and this place usually has updates that I wouldn't have found If I hadn't checked

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>>51573089
Jun's wedding reception was streamed live and the bride was there and she wasn't pekora, you no nothing nigger.

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>>51583682
think about this - if she streamed on any other day this month, it both wouldn't be mandatory and wouldn't involve attempting to sell the audience anything. unless by some extremely unlikely scenario, there's basically no way she is physically unable to stream on any other day besides the day where it will either be mandatory or involve selling stuff. no matter how you try to ignore it, this carries a pretty damn strong implication that one of those two factors is the primary motivation for that specific stream to happen, as opposed on one on any other day this month (which she obviously hasn't done)

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He's with Gura right now.

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Shrimpcels in total disarray

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>>51583975
Hi @Plumbingtheworld

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/ggg/ is /vt/'s onahole

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>>51584029
Everyone really loves chumbies, it's cute.

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>>51583543
I'm also wondering why theres 108 ips. There isn't even anything happening

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>>51577634
This.

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>>51583970
Me? Yeah

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>>51583970
yeah, me

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>>51584111
Waiting for the birthday week

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>>51583841
>he lacks more critical information

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>>51584179
Yeah, we are waiting for either the complete nothingburger or mega yab

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>>51584111
A raid most likely.

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>>51578734
I don't trust her anymore.

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I need a fembud in my life.

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>>51584243
Sucks to be you, I guess.

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>>51579355
It's pre-recoded garbage and Gura won't even know that you went.

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I- I think it's over...

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>>51578734
don't care, just stream

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Gura cured my yellow fever but now I'm just horny whenever I hear women talk. Why did this happen?

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>>51574857
LMAO, dark humor at it's finest

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>>51583970
I am indeed!

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>>51569455
LAZY shark!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b2sYXRmsgI

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>>51580617
The only reason that she'd be upset is if they were right. They're cuckposting in her comments because her cuckong her fans is the most obvious shit in the world. It upsets her because it makes her job of manipulating lonely men out of their money a lot harder.

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I love her

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>>51580770
Kanauru did the motion capture with her actual model for all the skits during her 3d showcase. What the fuck are you talking about?

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its unironically over
i 100% expect a graduation announcement soon

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>>51584731
At least it would be an update.

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what the fuck is darkmaze doing in her comments

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>>51584782
oh no no no palps is skinwalking dino gura

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>>51584782
based

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>>51583938
Not doing something is also an action, and a decision. In fact it can be a harder path to take than just doing something depending on the situation. You're forcing only your options with 'this means X, and that means Y, end of story), which are honestly shallow. That's just your take and your interpretation.

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>>51581353
If she streams on her birthday, it will just be more kanauru skinwalking her and that will be the "projects" that has taken her so long.

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>>51584791
No one cares. This is dumb.

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>>51584791
he's losing it, his grip on reality is finally breaking

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Sucky sucky~

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>>51584909
he really is

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darkmaze is my 2nd oshi

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>>51579614
Can't expect darkmaze to do all the work

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>>51584507
Thanks for the Gura crumbs, Kiara. It's something, at least...

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Please call me darkmaze.

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>>51584791
He's having the time of his life. People rarely feed antis this much, he's getting beyond obese.

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>>51584183
Then give me a keyword to search the archives otherwise you're a lying faggot coward.