The reason Gura doesn't talk about her health issues

[Anonymous No.]

It's obviously because she's afflicted with something incredibly embarrassing that she doesn't want to talk about.
>chronic farting
>puss eyes
>snot ears
>gaping anus poop dribble
>all my teeth are falling out

This is why it's so hard to just tell us why she's not streaming

[Anonymous No.]

or you know, pregnancy

[Anonymous No.]

Forget Gura. Just watch Salmon bro.

[Anonymous No.]

Still not bored?

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>>51506830
it's this

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>>51506786
ADHD

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>>51506786
she's a young mother.

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>>51506830
or a crippling heroin addiction

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>>51506786
The real reason is that there are no health issues and its just a blanket excuse she uses to ward off all criticism and shut down people who are complaining. She doesn't want to stream and she doesn't give a shit about Hololive anymore now that she has her money.

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Its the faint spell that she's dealing with. Normally, her manager would help her out and monitor her streams since she's alone in her basement, the problem is that said manager probably got fired for some reason and Cover has been in the process of finding a new one (see the job posting tweet). She could do a collab just fine due to other girls managers.

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>>51507318
this, people are being charitable thinking there is a real legitimate rock-solid thing that actually pulled her away from streaming. does there have to be a genuine solid answer? nope.

basically the tiers of plausibility go -
most likely:
>she's taking advantage of the fact she basically can't be fired - not even unhappy with holo or perms she's just rich and lazy
possibly likely:
>management/perms suck enough to make her too bored with what's left, might stream if she could do more of what she wanted
possible, not necessarily likely:
>there's a minor health or external/family thing and she's fine with leaning on that as an excuse not to stream
unlikely:
>there's a critically-ill health/family thing AND she still wants to stream and it's simply fate keeping her apart from her beloved chumbuds

and of course reddit/youtube lean towards only the last thing and try to shout you down for suggesting otherwise. why? because the other options make her look bad but also make the fans look like idiots for giving money and supporting someone who doesn't even give a shit for it. which it does and they are, but Cover has all the incentive in the world to get them to not realize this.

[Anonymous No.]

I still like her content and will watch her when she streams. If she doesn't want to share it, no sweat off my back. I am able to seperate the vtuber and the person behind it well enough for it to not be a bother.

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I think she’s just depressed, honestly. She’s always had imposter syndrome since her debut was way bigger than anyone could have possibly imagined. She has a huge, demanding audience that includes people who have doxxed her or want to doxx her, so she has to worry about opsec 24/7. Not to mention all the restrictions she has to deal with because cover are a bunch of pussies. She probably has other health issues, but I believe anxiety and depression are the biggest culprits and she was just using those other problems as an excuse.

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>>51506786
sex change. she's moving branches

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>>51506830
Yeah with me. I'm the baby

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feet stonky

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>>51508819
Probably. Telling that as someone whos also properly fucked by depression all the M.O matches what I would probably do.

She needs someone to wake her up. Someone with a dick.

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>>51506786
Guys can’t somebody make a Gura AI? You know like somebody did with SpongeBob SquarePants. Just have the Gura AI rambling about topics that she would usually talk about and put it over a dumb game, it can’t be that hard can it?

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>>51506786
It would not surprise me at all if she has a pituitary disorder.

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>>51506786
>all my teeth are falling out
>my
Gura, plz gib gummy bj thx

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>>51506830
Pregnant for over a year?

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>>51508819
even menhera bitches like laplus, shion and aqua stream more than gura

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>>51509534
What comes after doesn't go away for another 18 years

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>>51509821
yes it does, I do it all the time here

[Anonymous No.]

it's just depression.

[Anonymous No.]

it's just snot ears.

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>>51510636
Kronii was depressed too but was cured

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Kronii just copies better

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>>51506786
She took the fourth jab?

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>>51511128
nobody cares about the orcschizo leech, people just love the tits, not the person

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>>51511128
>was cured
By Vesper 9 inch cock

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>>51507896
Hololive talents might be fighting with management since they would have every reason in the world to use some other excuse. I am skeptical that holoEN needed so many "health" breaks in 2022. Sana, Ina, and Gura suddenly had to go radio silent for 2 to 3 months. After the leak of how NijiEN hides suspensions it seems optimistic to believe holoEN doesn't operate in a similar fashion. Much better for Cover's reputation when fans blame the talents instead of the company.

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>>51511785
>Vesper 9 inch cock
Go back

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I've seen gura rm "pics" that were doxxed here by nijinaggers and she looks like a very frail. Is there's a possibility she has something like anemia she looks like an anemic to me.

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>>51515617
Is the true sister don't be mad you weren't the one. Hate the player not the game.

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>>51506830
if it gets revealed that gura has a child I will burn the nendo I bought in 2021 and upload the video here for other anons' enjoyment

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>>51509154
my time has come....

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>>51506786
She doesn't talk about her health issues because they aren't real. Girls of her generation have practically perfected malingering into an art form.

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>>51510636
>>51509154
This is the only theory that makes sense at this point.

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>>51509204
Either Cover or youtube itself would probably shut it down since these interactive AI shows tend to attract edgelord audiences prompting the AIs to talk about starting the fourth reich and hitler was right etc etc

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>>51506786
I told you all around the time LaPlus was also stricken with what was described as bad sores. It's literally the adverse side effects you can't mention because its so safe and effective you get censored for pointing out it seems to resemble the 9 pages of side effects Pfizer wanted courts to keep sealed for 50+ years.

No refunds.

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>>51520490
>>51510636
>>51509154
>>51508819
See this thread from this comment down: >>51519654

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>>51520895
>she didnt want it but cover made her get it
>got side effects
Now shes bitter about management

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>>51524490
>>51520895
absolutely brain broken. No one cares about this shit anymore, it's time to move on.

[Anonymous No.]

She's probably just a depressed alcoholic again.

Funny how people want to get with mentally unstable people like this just because they're cute, this bitch reminds me a lot of myself and there's no fucking way I'd be her bf rofl

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LMAO Nakiricucks already tried this shit with Ayame YEARS ago. They tried to tell everyone she had irritable bowel syndrome or something.

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I tore her anal cavity so bad she can no longer sit down without medical equipment. Despite pushing her around in a wheelchair all day, I still toss her onto the mattress so I can tear her up again, undoing the healing process and mangling her cheeks even worse than before. The cycle repeats, I lack the self control to let her heal. I'm sorry about the lack of streams and whatnot but if you were in my shoes you'd do the same. A single glace at her tight buttocks is all it takes to awaken primal instincts

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>>51527078
I forgot about the alcohol. That could be it too.

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>>51527182
you're a retard, that was antis trying to say she was shitting herself all day/her asshole was loose from compensated dating.

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>>51506786
She's a young mother of beautiful white children now.

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>>51509534
She streamed 2 weeks ago....

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>>51525595
True, gura is now a hasbeen

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>>51509534
Yes, she's going to give birth to Portgas D. Ace

[Anonymous No.]

Depression isn't real. You can be happy if you just choose to do so.

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>>51532561
Thanks for your opinion! However, I can't seem find the Anon who asked.

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>>51520555
You and I both know people will just use her to create a sex AI

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>>51527078
>Funny how people want to get with mentally unstable people like this
Sometimes I wonder if I’ve taken crazy pills with the way so many anons are actually gachi for their oshis. Sure, they can be entertaining, but most vtubers are morons who lack several basic skills to function as a normal adult. Who wants to deal with that shit?
I mean, what do I know though. Like, 80% of the vtubers I watch have a college degree, which is shockingly rare among vtubers. That makes me a freak, I guess.

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>>51533059
I assume for a lot of anons, they find it relatable. But, practically speaking, two broken/mentally ill/ambitionless people aren't a good pairing. They would both drag each other down and be worse than the sum of their parts.

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>>51518960
Based self replier after no one else but one anon took his post seriously.

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>>51507318
>>51507896
I too love listening to the voices in my head.

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>>51533485
Eh, you never really know because sometimes people just need someone to rely on before they can ge better.
Genuinely a 50/50 because you never really know when it comes to romance.

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>>51515692
Probably an eating disorder/anorexia

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>>51533485
if i'm going to live in a miserable, directionless haze my whole life I might as well do it with another person who is the same as me.

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>>51533485
Like I said I find her more relatable than most, it goes a little beyond the alcoholism and being a shut in, it's why would wouldn't want to date her lol

>>51538477
Pretty sure she would just make me even more spoiled and I would just get her to start doing hard drugs desu

>>51539779
Good point

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>>51536405
I had thought stealth suspensions in niji were a thing for a long-ass time and people literally were just like you spamming "schizo you're SO insane omg" for putting together some not-that-hidden dots.

While it's less clear what's up with Gura you can wholesale fucking 100% disregard "health problems" as meaning fucking ANYTHING at all in reality. It's idols 101, in Japan it's just used as a generic "don't bother her she'll be away for a while" sign board but EN novices don't understand that, and somewhere out there some redditors and underage youtube teens are actually worried for real she is in some critical health issue or something and is desperate to stream, but due to an alignment of problems tragically cannot sit in front of a computer for 2 hours more than once a month. Right.

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>>51506786
If we keep trying we'll guess it eventually:
>being overweight
>triple asshole syndrome
>forehead nipples
>pinocchio nose
>dimensional merge
>inflation fetish

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>>51533059
Same. Granted my oshi is pretty put together and it's more about their personality but you couldn't pay me to be my oshi's partner. They'd drive me insane. What makes for a good stream persona does not always make for a good partner persona.

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>>51533059
Most people are mental children you have to deal with them regardless.

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>>51509534
think she got knocked up in September, realized it in Nov/Dec and is either just about to deliver or already did and is recovering.

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>>51511128
Gura just needs to collab with Vesper. That's literally the cut off for pre depression and post depression Kronii

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>>51509821
Puerperium lasts 6 weeks at most.

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>>51506786
Normal people work their asses on dead end jobs, but Mrs. snow flake has to rest a month after streaming minecraft for 2 hours.
>Gura's gaping anus poop dribble
hot...

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>>51547314
why do you pretend this mutt is noteworthy in any way, shape or form? fuck off and bring that orcschizos gook sidekick with you

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>>51546017
>What makes for a good stream persona does not always make for a good partner persona.

Yea I've always been able to separate that

>>51539779
Now that I thought about it I do want to date her, could get her to start smoking pills and have a cute gf drinking and doing that shit with me spoiling me with her money.
I suppose compatibility is a thing, maybe I could make her accept being a drunk making a clown of themselves for money.
Maybe I could just flex on the weenies that obsess over her and post pics of her throwing up and passing out after it doesn't matter and she doesn't care anymore.
Hell she even has a foot fetish, she's JUST LIKE ME

Extremely hypothetical and never going to happen, fun shit to think about though lel

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>>51532303
Does that mean she's a fishman?