/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General

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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Honk is wrestling Edition
Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a global financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for actual-schizos.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SisriMA7aWg

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (embed) (embed) (embread) (embed) (embreed) (embed)

Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/
Electrum's fund trading sheet, up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/

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zhonk has abandoned us...

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Remember to get your bets in for later

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Kaoru $0.02.. I can't buy...

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>>51496372
you can buy pagibot though!

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>>51493282
me with the striped shirt

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Are trades just completely dead ?

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>>51498994
Until honk resets things, yes

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>>51500051
Fantastic

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Honk has finally been elminated from wrestling?

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I'll be away for a couple hours if someone can keep us alive for a little bit

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Hololive will be full of MMO streams and you will like it

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>>51510832
I'll dance one last time

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Ih wtf, how am I supposed to spend my money on haachama shares when the fucking website isnt working. I dont come here once every few months just to be told OP ran with the money and is using it on male escorts and fentanyl.

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>>51511808
You can still buy haachama related funds at least

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>>51512325
but they can't buy more haato

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>>51510832

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Even if the servers don't survive, I need you to LIVE.

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>>51510832

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>>51510832

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>nasfaq is down
>catbox is down

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>>51510832

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>>51493282

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not even Trialdev post messages anymore

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>>51535863
fucking kek

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This is why I didn't post them last week BTW, after dealing with not getting mutual fund data until like 3 AM, DevTools/Google Sheets started acting a fuck. Just look at the link in the OP, I'll update them...whenever the server responds.

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These are in fact last week's...

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>>51539088
Still last week's btw. As for this week
>oh no, the percentages won't be accurate if it takes an hour to scrape mutual fund info
>nobody can trade anyways
>prices are static
kek

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Is nasfaq healing? Who knows. More charts in a second.

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>>51539381
>in a second.
Uh, that's going to be one VERY long second, one moment please

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uh, well, that's a first

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keks

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>>51539449
>>51539880
JESAS

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>>51540317
Divs

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>>51535863
I just haven’t had any new information the past couple of days.

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>>51540317
Is that the highest ever recorded div%?

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>>51540317
why are males better than women at everything?

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>>51544908
By a huge, huge margin, yes. If you want to fact-check me, I just realized the version history in Google Docs for the wallet analyzer is technically a record in and of itself, other than searching palanq for filename = "Divs". My dumbass has been copying my own sheet every week for that same reason...
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Y chromosome.

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>why doesn't it just say 2200% your wallet analyzer is fucking broken
I thought so too. It's because of WHAT he earned in divs, lmao. the cells are set up for currency so they show you the nearest whole cent.

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>>51546178
How do you manage to get the coins owned by individual players anyway?

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>>51547305
Huh, I don't? If your wallet is public, you put your wallet ID in the sheet, and it just reads your wallet to populate it. The one linked in the OP is pre-filled with my own wallet ID because I'm lazy, but the columns for coin count, MPP, etc are just hidden when I post these.

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and then here's this week

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>>51547305
Technically the fund part of it has never worked right. Because of the shareholder / CEO div % split. It just treats every fund as if it pays shareholders 100% divs. And thus the balance it shows you is also technically off, because of some stupid decision I made to have it calculate that based on...something, nearly a year ago. I forgor. My actual current balance is $70,547,824,828

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>>51547892
I thought the one who made this sheet was 6letters all this time...

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>>51548416
the wallet analyzer? KEK
I don't think the haaton that wrote the original still plays...

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>>51548166
Calculating with the shareholder payout isn't too hard to do, though it requires an intermediate operation you made me realize my own sheet wasn't keeping track of it either lol

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>>51548829
Yea but then you have to actually consider whether the sheet user is the CEO or not. By the time I'd realized it, it would've required completely re-writing both the sheet that any copies of the wallet analyzer pull fund data from I make 1 request per week, on Friday Night, when I post divs and the wallet analyzer itself...and I was well past "lmao I don't care anymore" at that point.

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>>51548921
Hmm. It IS in getMutualFundData
>..."ceo":"55b4cbff-bbe8-4061-9ff2-194f53868401","balance":8598919533.69,"released":true,"fee":8.5,"shareholderDivRate":90,"ceoDivRate":50,"members"...
Re-writing the "backend" side of the wallet analyzer would be easy enough, just have it actually print the ceo and shareholderDivRate columns to the new sheets it makes instead of flushing them down the toilet like it does with DAMN NEAR 4 MB OF JSON HONK WTF. But re-writing the wallet analyzer itself is...
>it's not even my code
>the last time I looked at it was in September
>I didn't comment any of the parts I re-wrote, so even I have no idea what it does
1. Check userID column
2. if = CEO
3. "CEO's shares X shareholder div rate X div%" + "total shares X... CEO Div Rate X div%" I don't scrape number of shares either...
4. else div rate = shareholder div rate X div%
Nah I don't wanna

What if the server being perma-bogged is in fact some wannabe botter thinking
>Maybe ChatGPT can do it

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>>51549190
>I don't scrape number of shares either...
>volume
I'm going to sleep

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>>51548921
Keeping track of whether the user is the CEO would be possible but it's definitely a pain in the ass. As you said, you can just use the shareholder % in the mutual fund api

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>>51549295
Yeah I just realized I could kinda sorta shoe-horn it in by using the already somewhat useless/hidden Column A on the fund sheet to show CEO ID instead of fund ID. It was originally a link to the fund on nasfaq, but it stopped being that a looooooooooong time ago.

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>>51493282
nice image

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>>51549190
>What if the server being perma-bogged is in fact some wannabe botter thinking
>>Maybe ChatGPT can do it
I think I'd kill them.

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 34)
>Sana :: $71,046.95
>Roboco :: $13,555.17
>Matsuri :: $10,872.45

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 46)
>Chloe :: -$32,649.16
>Fubuki :: -$32,390.33
>Flare :: -$28,130.91

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,019.84
Average Upward Adjustment is $4,973.79
Average Downward Adjustment is -$5,449.92

Top 3 Over-Average Coins (based on 14-Day Avg):
>Sana :: 68.51%
>Roberu :: 55.83%
>Flare :: 50.45%

Top 3 Under-Average Coins (based on 14-Day Avg):
>Kaoru :: -100%
>Coco :: -99.36%
>Altare :: -66.35%

Top 5 Highest-Value Coins (based on last 4 Div Payouts):
>Kaoru :: 6750.00%
>Coco :: 354.14%
>Towa :: 27.61%
>Watame :: 23.86%
>Suisei :: 14.09%

This isn't the final format, but I did want to experiment with putting more info in the Morning Review while we still have fucked up trades. Expect to see more changes to this format as I tweak and refine it over the coming days.

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>>51557775
The new metrics are nice

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>>51557775
Yeah I like the new numbers as funny as they currently look

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the bot is an inside job

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im the inside job

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Nasfaq is jobbing...

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I got lost. Where's the betting table?

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>>51570497
Commodities -> Betting

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Ohh its time for the only way to make money

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whenever Lord of the Board finishes...

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honk's in the ring....

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Lord of the Board is winding down now. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) very shortly

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>>51577558
starting

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Piratechama!

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Sent honk a couple more messages
-trial dev

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All bets awarded.

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betting board updated https://betting-iscringe.github.io/

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>>51590626
Thanks for the hard work.

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Retard 101 coder how the fuck do you add a session key to your buy orders via API in Python.

I assume its the holosesh cookie but how do I add it with the Post request to confirm it is me.

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>>51592370
if you're asking how to add cookies in a request, here:
yourCookies = { "holosesh": "value" }
r = requests.get(nasfaqUrl, cookies=yourCookies)

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>>51592610
Oh for fucks sake Iknew I was being retarded.

Thanks.

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>>51592610
Nah, Im trying to figure out how to add my session key or be logged in for my post request to buy coins via API.

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>>51581739
>>51585225
Cute.
>>51594073
NTA, do let me know if that works. I'd be genuinely surprised if it did.

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>>51594073
Yeah, it's not going to work. You can watch it send the API request to trade if you try and buy a coin from Profile -> Assets. The API POST goes through. The server says "success". It doesn't buy shit.
TL;DR If you don't see anyone buying coins, don't bother.

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>>51595539
Ah oh well I use my thinking Cap and figure out this at some point if there is a future.

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>>51595813
Half the reason I ended up using PowerShell for any nasfaq scripting is DevTools in Edge will let you just copy the API requests as PowerShell right away. Grug like.

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>>51493282
honk based

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Oh the thread survived until the morning
Happy Father Day anons

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Bump

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Are trades back

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>>51616658
Doesn't look like it unfortunately

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Usual bread baker here, until something changes the next thread I make might end up being the last. What do people think?

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honk killed trades on purpose, fathers day is cancelled, he hates us

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Ms. Zhonk works for Mihoyo now

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>>51618554
That's fair, new threads can be created if the situation changes. I might post data in the floor when there aren't threads if I get around to making it

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>>51612153
Happy fathers day anons!

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 40)
>Nene :: $20,155.43
>Kanata :: $18,636.76
>Amelia :: $17,695.74

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 37)
>Kanaeru :: -$37,131.09
>Fubuki :: -$23,090.75
>Matsuri :: -$21,983.83

Overall Average Adjustment is -$52.81
Average Upward Adjustment is $4,646.30
Average Downward Adjustment is -$5,132.92

It's a cold day. Hopefully this isn't the end, brothers.

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>>51625210
I wish it was cold, it's burning here

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>>51625210
I'll hold out hope till tomorrow.

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bump

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Posting what I would be trading...

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>>51629185
lots of x10, daring today aren't we

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I miss honk

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capitalism has failed

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Start!

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>Honk goes AWOL to train for Lord of the Board
>Gets demolished on Day 2
>Loses the Tag Belt
>Loses Cash in the Stash
>Trades still not fixed
Honk...