How is she gonna do this?

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The optics of coming back from a month-long unannounced, unexplained disappearance to shill merch would be pretty bad.
Is there even gonna be a birthday?

[Anonymous No.]

She's going to do a Calculus 2 stream.

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>>51357554
>The optics of coming back from a month-long unannounced, unexplained disappearance to shill merch would be pretty bad
Only if you are not popular, Gura can get away with it because she has 4 million subscribers and is the most popular EN VTuber, seethe more bitch

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>>51357554
>The optics of coming back from a month-long unannounced, unexplained disappearance to shill merch would be pretty bad
dyrbi
normies don't give a shit, they must consoom

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>>51357554
Just make an early return stream, then the actual birthday stream

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>>51357758
nah, just do a weird cryptic return tweet. Or event a completely nonsensical one.

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>>51358156
peanut butter

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>>51357554
New Gura merch? I'm down for it

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>>51357758
She already did this before her last shill merch stream.

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>>51357554
What do you mean? She’s already done this like a billion times, her optics can’t get any worse.

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>>51357554
By dropping an asmr stream

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>>51357554
She needs to
>Release the animation she was talking about
>Release a new original song
>Her Birthday needs to be an actual event and not just a zatsu
>have a few streams before and after her birthday
And maybe just maybe this way people won't think she returned just for the money

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>>51358227
Classic Gura!

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>>51357554
She's going to do it like this:
>Start stream
>Thank for the chumbuds support
>Explain her multiple health issues
>Call ins
>Merch shill
>End stream

It's not that hard to figure out retard-chama

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>>51360686
This is how someone trying to scam their fans would actually do it.
Of course, Gura's also lazy.

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>>51360811
I'm sorry that your oshi sucks homostar cock

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>>51357554
Even the ledditors are getting fed up, which doesn't bode well for goombles. At this rate all she'll have left are the SEA in her chat that are there because cunny.

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>>51357554
>Announce stream one day prior, in both holo twitter page and Gura twitter page
>Start stream
>`Sup dudes. Here's my merch, buy it, k'?
>A'ight gotta go. Love you shrimpies!
>Disappear for 6 months
And that's it.

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Schedule for this week

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>>51360686
>starts stream
>sings a song
>does a skit or game
>doesn't really acknowledge chumbuds
>mentions nothing about why she doesn't stream
>advertises merch
>ends stream
ftfy

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>>51357725

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>>51361008
Holy based!

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>>51357554
She will sing a few songs shill some trash and then sign of for the month

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>>51357554
I'm doing what I can, when I can

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>>51360930
>ledditors
I thought reddit died.

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>>51357554
by being a prosti

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>>51357725
>gura can get away with it because i've been successfully manipulated and conditioned for the past 2 years

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>>51360686
>gura
>explaining things
>actually providing information to fans
lmao

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>>51360930
the children will hang round
they don't know any better

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>>51357554
>Hi guys is me gooba gumbus boobs rawr
Money rolls in because chumfucks are beyond salvation.

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Even Koreans are waiting for her return.

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>>51357554
She'll come back the day before her "birthday", do a zatsu about her birthday the next day, discuss a few things that happened over the previous month but never give enough details to satisfy any of her critics. Then she'll do a 3d concert birthday stream that gets ~100,000 viewers.

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>>51363059
This is honestly sad

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>>51360926
>homostar cock
Nice and suckable

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>>51357554
>The optics of coming back from a month-long unannounced, unexplained disappearance to shill merch
Which time are we talking about? There have been many of these

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Would you all forgive gura if she purposely leaked her baby crying on stream to explain her lack of streaming

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>>51364573
If that happened that would cause a massive seethe among the cunny posters who don't want "Le immersion of cgdct and gfe" ruined. They already give enough shit to the chuubas when chuubas doesn't do what they wanted them to what makes you think hearing a baby crying is going to do to them.