/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>Marine makes a song that's literally begging for a man to date her
>she's stated that her baby rabies are growing each year

holy shit someone marry this lonely hag already

[Anonymous No.]

>>51313157
i'd wife her up in a microsecond. the only things holding me back are the pacific ocean, my inability to speak any japanese, and my repellant personality

[Anonymous No.]

>>51313157
just more bait for horny losers
don't take it too seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>51313191
It's common knowledge that speaking a different language changes your personality so if you do your reps you can get a job in Japan and solve all three problems easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>51313157
>marrying a bi girl
Dont, just dont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51313157
If you marry her she will spend her time raping her co-workers

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, it's all just keyfabe for the sake of clicks. Hell, the running gag is that you're supposed to reject her and keep her frustrated, while still being relatable to a female audience.

As far as you know, the actor behind the character it is already a mother and has a husband.

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>>51314176
She literally almost went into poverty paying animators to make this. She was having to skip meals and almost missed her rent a few times. That's a hell of a commitment to kayfabe.

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>>51314254
>That's a hell of a commitment to kayfabe
Exactly
And that's why she's at the top of the charts. It's by no means an insult.

As a viewer realize the only real interaction you have with her is the keyfabe, investing a lot into the character she has built over the years is the correct move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51314176
Here’s the thing, knowing that Azki has a husband just makes it better

[Anonymous No.]

>Hit if off with Marine on a dating app without knowing
>You meet up with her and there's something off with her voice like she's faking it
>She's DTF on the first date, why not she has a cute ass for an Asian hag.
>Find out she's a paper tiger in bed and plap plap get pregnant sex
>She's hooked and just wants to fuck a lot after casual dates
>Find out she's Houshou Marine after you go through her phone while she's asleep
>Impregnate, propose, and marry her
>2 years later, you cheat on her because my oshi is Noel
>File for divorce as she begs you not to do it and she'll forgive you
>Karma and justice served for trying to steal Flare from my oshi

I'll do it OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51313157
her standards, like all current vtubers, are outrageous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51313157
She literally has a kid

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>>51315015
>says the weeb whose dream girl is an untouched virgin in her early twenties or below, who knows how to cook, clean, has a nice rack, tolerates his poor hygene, bad spending habbits, and intrusive hobbies that hover on addiction, who also cares for him like a mother and fucks him like a whore (she's supposed to be a virgin btw), while also demanding no effort in return not even the effort to court her.

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>>51315372
standards are not the same as ideals

[Anonymous No.]

>>51315372
Only 2 of those match my standards, but nice try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51315372
>dream girl is an untouched virgin
I have fucked almost 100 hundred in my life, it would be unreasonable of me to expect to marry a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51313744
Me too, we can share a hobby

[Anonymous No.]

>Slut
:[
>Slut, JP
:0

[Anonymous No.]

>>51317548
>slut jp
Not a thing, when a japanese women sleeps around its a sign of her expressing her sexuality as a women. Its very different from western women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51314176
all me

[Anonymous No.]

>>51318284
so true ken-sama

[Anonymous No.]

>>51313157
>her baby rabies are growing each year
If this is the case for anyone, it's Lui.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51314832
Based Cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>51314972
But you are a homosexual marineschizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>51315165
Yeah me
I’m her kid

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>>51313157
IM GONNA SAVE THEM ALL

[Anonymous No.]

>>51313157
>implying she isn't married already

[Anonymous No.]

>>51319819
You can't save her anon... you have to let her go...

[Anonymous No.]

>>51314176
>muh character
>muh actor
The best part is that you don’t watch her or speak Japanese. Go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51313157
>>51319819
One day these hags will be saved. By me, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51319928
all of the JP holos are virgins with no interest in men

[Anonymous No.]

>>51320691
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!