/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Chibi Edition

Last thread: >>51064666

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/KTYxJWGN

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

[Anonymous No.]

>>51082670
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51082670
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

>FLAYON'S BIRTHDAY MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until July 10th 18:00 JST)
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https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/machina-x-flayon

>MAGNI'S COPIUM RELEASE CELEBRATION MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until July 3rd 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/magnidezmond_copiumrelease
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/magni-dezmond

>BETTEL'S BIRTHDAY MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until June 19th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

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>April Fools Situation Voice Packs are still available!
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[Anonymous No.]

i love my retarded jobber jester and his equally retarded hot twin brother, both of which i am non-consensually cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

Good evening /MANS/
I am still wishing you and your oshi(s) good health.
Thank you for your time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51082474
We do, yeah. Usually don’t move across timezones unless it’s something major As an example, I mentioned earlier in the thread, I’m moving across the country to follow my brother’s job since I freeload off of him. Jobs or family are the only real reason we move across timezones unless we’re both loaded and really hate where we grew up

[Anonymous No.]

>>51082806
Hoping you and your oshi to have good health too! And a nice day, chu~

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>>51082806
Same to you

[Anonymous No.]

which one of you is this?

[Anonymous No.]

Axelotls surprisingly horny

[Anonymous No.]

64 HOURS UNTIL THE NEXT (HOPEFUL) GAVIS BETTEL STREAM

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>>51082816
>>51082622
oh, i see. also i got really surprised when bettel freaked out that he's living in his 'tent' for 5 year... i'm living this house for 20 years bro. i hope he can get a nice new house. thanks for letting me know!

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>>51082998
To be fair most people don't freak out over living in the same place for 5 years Bettel is just... special

[Anonymous No.]

I am conflicted with this stream conversation

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>>51082998
Bettel is just having an early mid life crisis

[Anonymous No.]

>>51082961
That was so cringe that I had to close the stream, I'm good for today, good night MANS

[Anonymous No.]

>>51083224
Weak.

[Anonymous No.]

Axel you can't drop into the water, the tracking suit...

[Anonymous No.]

axel..asking for money..

[Anonymous No.]

>>51083558
It's all me and my 900 smart fridges left to watch him

[Anonymous No.]

Please let it be the America facts idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>51082963
>surprisingly
>implying

[Anonymous No.]

Well Axel if you didn't get half of your vods deleted we wouldn't have to!

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't download a VoD

[Anonymous No.]

>>51083839
if they all live in Elysium can I download all the boys

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>I swear to lord
Who did Axel borrow this from

[Anonymous No.]

Axel, nobody is selling those bootleg vods

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is gonna do like those big TV Channels that ask their fans for their VHS copies of old shows because their archive is garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>51083830
kek

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>>51083896
with miyabi's au you can experience all the boys through ai altare :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>51084001
Nah i'd rather keep my oshi as he is

[Anonymous No.]

TEMPUS COCK MEASURING STREAM REAL

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka is a fag..

[Anonymous No.]

>>51084001
is AI-tare the one who made those buttpregnant audios

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Hakka like this

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri and Leader project sounds really cool, but I need to tell myself that this is not happening for at least 2 to 3 months...

[Anonymous No.]

rrat:Axel asked how much 3D is going to cost and realized he needs a lot if he wants to get it to happen soon[/spender]

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>>51084162
>tag
kek

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>>51084139
VG are faggots

[Anonymous No.]

Sana...

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>>51084224
Unironically yeah, I wonder why they fujobait so much

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>>51084162
rrat: axel kept ordering junk food and realized he has a 10k debt with uber eats and doesn't have enough to pay for it

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>>51084224
I'd say Flay unintentionally yume baits more than fujo baits

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>>51084282
superchat and ask

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>>51084309
axel selling his body to get out of debt arc

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>>51084360
Unintentionally yume, intentionally fujo

[Anonymous No.]

>timelooping

[Anonymous No.]

>Laughs in Walter White
kek

[Anonymous No.]

brotubers don't watch streams...

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL NO

[Anonymous No.]

So does Axel want to crossdress himself or see the other boys in dresses. He has been really into crossdressing

[Anonymous No.]

Scissor Paper Rock sounds so odd

[Anonymous No.]

>>51084486
Nah he doesn't really fujo bait.

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>>51082698
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

Axel's humor is very juvenile kek

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>>51084656
VG is bringing out his inner fagness

[Anonymous No.]

God I have League

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>>51084941
If they bring out his inner fagness that means there was a fag hiding in his persona. WHY ARE THEY ALL FAGS?

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>>51084958
Autocorrect censoring me wth

[Anonymous No.]

>>51084833
*much
I should say much

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>>51084656
He cross dressed in high school

[Anonymous No.]

I seriously love this guy. I hope all his dreams and efforts come true, and I want him to have fun with the boys as soon as possible.

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>>51082982
IT'S ALSO BEEN OFFICIALLY 24 HOURS SINCE WE LAST HEARD FROM HIM I DON'T KNOW HOW OTHERS DEAL WITH THIS SORT OF THING BUT I CERTAINLY CAN'T UUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>51085563
what if he left his work phone at home and you don't hear from him until he's back

[Anonymous No.]

I miss aniki.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss this face already

[Anonymous No.]

>>51085563
the fact that the last line i can only remember from him is 'YOU BACKSEATING TRASH' is the only memory i will treasure while he's gone

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>>51085563

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Hey Axel if you are checking here to see what vp ideas people like, tell Magni to do one where the listener is a test subject that get cut open, thanks!

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>>51085810
I can see him not charging his phone as always.

[Anonymous No.]

Are Vesper zatsudans still just supacha readings or has he toned them down? Haven't tuned into one since before the Into the Breach playthrough

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>>51086181
watch his wow streams instead

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>>51082698
Amen.

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>>51086255
I do, I just don't watch the zatsus anymore because supas just kept interrupting his train of thought.

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>>51086331
I don't watch his zatsus either so i wouldn't know, if no one answers you try asking in a few hours when the vesties wake up

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>>51086181
he just reads the superchats on the beginning, finishing them up before actually beginning the zatsus. i'd say its better to tune in around 20 mins after he starts the stream

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so glad to see clownfish stonks raising

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>>51087502
I just want Gavis Bettel's asshole obliterated, don't really care who does it.

[Anonymous No.]

I usually hang around /stars/ but I figured this’d be a better place to ask this question:
>Machina + Rin Penrose Splat 3
I recognize this girl but never watched her, how is she? What should I expect from the stream?

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>>51087895
Flayon alternating between banter and autistic hyperfocus on the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>51087895
Given she's referring to Flay as her enemy and Flay being bratty to her when she played with him in Flay's last Splatoon stream I expect there to be a lot of banter and sassiness

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>>51087895
Rin? idk much about her except funny+bri'ish, her low voice is sex

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>>51087895
rin is cool for a brit, they're both superzoomers and generally airheaded, they have a lot of the same tumblr-esque rooted humor that puts them on the same wavelength. flayon's collab partners often have a hard time keeping up with his adhd brain and he can make things a little awkward at times with how many random questions he asks, but his collab partners are also usually much more different from him than he and rin are and she sort of does the same so i expect it to level out and be fun

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>>51087985
>>51088047
>>51088065
>>51088274
Thanks for the heads up /mans/friends
I’ll see how it turns out

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>>51087895
if you want to know more about rin there is a general for her company her fans would probably know her better

[Anonymous No.]

I MISS BETTEL I'M STARTING TO CONCERNFAG DESPITE THE FACT I KNOW HE'S MOST LIKELY SAFE BUT HIS MAX LUCK WORRIES ME IN A WAY THAT I'M ACTUALLY WORRIED HIS PLANE WOULD CRASH AND WE WOULDN'T KNOW UNTIL MONTHS GO BY WHEN HE GETS SHADOW GRADUATED AND MANAGER SAN HAS TO MAKE UPDATES TO MAKE US THINK HE'S STILL KICKING BUT HE KNOWS THE TRUTH. BETTEL IS DEAD. HE WON'T COME BACK.

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>>51089050
Calm down bettelion. He's not Altare. He'll be fine. It's just 3 days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51089050
Hey man have you thought of taking a chill pill and maybe calming down?

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>>51089003
I prefer to avoid going to other people’s generals and going “hey I like Holostars and saw one of your girls is collabing with one of Holostars can I ask you what she’s like?”
That tends to not garner the best response always

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>>51089050
bettel 2 just texted me, he said bettel 1 died from his intense hatred for bettelion. sorry

[Anonymous No.]

heeheehaha :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>51089201
*eats*

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /mans/ this lil guy keeps asking if anyone saw his pet...

[Anonymous No.]

>>51089364
Uh oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>51089364
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1667428543377326082

HE IS ALIVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>51089529
Actual jobber

[Anonymous No.]

>>51089529
forgot picrel, I got too excited

[Anonymous No.]

>>51089529
>>51089050
there you go anon kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>51089529
i knew it

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1667431017328640001

[Anonymous No.]

>>51089604
I'm at peace now hehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>51089840
he HATES her

[Anonymous No.]

>>51089840
That's quite the shitpost thumbnail

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>>51089201
What a cute little fucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>51089840
This is a great thumbnail

[Anonymous No.]

>>51089840
thumbnail is crunchier than my cumsock

[Anonymous No.]

>>51090190
Do men really

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>>51089840
What's the joke with Blahaj?
Google says it's the ikea shark but idk what it has to do with Rin

[Anonymous No.]

I forget what tier this is but morning menshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>51089840
More proof that Flayon is /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>51090360
ask /jidf/

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>>51090360
She just really loves shark plushies from IKEA. I don't know all the details but that's her obsession.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys.. I just really want Hakka, Axel, and Shinri to breed me.

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>>51091402
Anon, you can't just say something so based and not explain in detail!

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>>51091402
I want Axel's retarded children...

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>>51090375
t2

[Anonymous No.]

whimpering flay (´••`)
https://files.catbox.moe/h7be2v.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>51091493
I want to babytrap Axel so bad

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>>51090360
>>51090411
Autism, plain and simple
She's just incredibly obsessed with them, to the point that whenever she goes out in public she has to take one with her

[Anonymous No.]

I want to do digusting shit to Axel like giving him a kiss. Just a little kiss please, anything more is too embarrassing

[Anonymous No.]

>>51092328
Is she an Auntie?

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>>51092474
Disgusting slut

[Anonymous No.]

wait, bettelhead was official fandom name? i didn't know until now... i'm fake bettel head.
https://twitter.com/Ramari1600/status/1667429791816110080

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>>51085563
I fucking hate Bettlings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51092779
No, I've never heard Bettel referring to anyone as Bettelheads, only Bettelion

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>>51092779
yeah bettelhead singular, bettelion the collective. like magmite, magnation

[Anonymous No.]

>>51092779
The fandom is bettelion, one fan is a bettelhead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51092779
bettelion has always been the official fandom name. bettelhead is a fanmade nickname for a singular fan.

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>>51093282
Retard. He's even explained it on stream

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>>51093359
gomen anon, i missed this completely.

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I have been a bit out of the loop but do you guys think the 1.5 is just improved rigging with the rigger slightly changing/adding stuff around (Like Coco) or is it a tiny step on top of that with the mama stepping in just to change it a tiny bit too?
I honestly see both things happening but I hope Cover went the extra mile with the second option for him because as much as I like Magni's model, he REALLY needed that huge touch up, mostly the face and the rigging.

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>>51093652
Nah pretty sure it's just gonna be rigging upgrade

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>>51093576
ANON CAN'T READ, POINT AND LAUGH

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>>51093359
>explained it on stream

Where?

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>>51093652
His rigging is fine so I assume it's a minor change to his eye placement. Or just new toggles that don't make him look like a freak

[Anonymous No.]

>>51093652
The shape of his outfit looks different in the thumbnail, so I assume apart of the face they also changed his drip

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>>51093652
I think there is some art changes. The top of the head is wider or bigger, also the collar looks very different, like it can be closed now. So I think his mama did add some art upgrades, but not too many maybe. But we'll see...

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>>51093652
They're turning him into a woman, happy pride!

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>>51093879
>His rigging is fine
Do you not notice the witch nose when he turns his head?

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>>51094162
Look at Altare's chaos nose, a lot of them are below average so yes, I think his rigging is fine

[Anonymous No.]

I tried to find a similar headangle. So the ear placement and angle is definitely different + the collar

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>>51094405
or magni just edited part of the silhouette

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>>51094405
His hair is still greasy flat and ugly

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>>51094468
>Magni
>Faking his whole 1.5
I would laugh and cry

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>>51094729
not what im suggesting but that would be a good scam kek

[Anonymous No.]

Bets on how bad will go the Big Run on Flay?

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>>51086181
50/50 chance a zatsu becomes SC reading nowadays
WoW > Just chatting

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>>51095039
He seemed pretty bad with regular salmon run so Rin will carry him

[Anonymous No.]

>always /here/
>sometimes /here/
>/here/ only when oshi streams
>rarely /here/
Place them: Cultare, Altyumes, Magmites, /MAG/, pissmites, Axelotls, Axmag fujos, Almond fujos, Shiny Spicy fujos, Vesties, Vesojis, Vesyumes, Altnowa fujos, Magnoir fujos, Machiroons, Altmachi fujos, Vesmachi fujos, Flayttel fujos, Betellion, Begni fujos, Hakkitos, Peekito, Koipanions, Shintare fujos, Vesplings, Jeffreyfags, Morfyumes, Kronies, Altbeat, Catalog

[Anonymous No.]

Is this animation going to be about them whoring themselves out for money?

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>>51095039
Well, he's not getting a good score at least
How does SR handle people in different ranks playing together? I assume Rin is more of a Splatoon fan if she's Splat Tim posting but if it pulls the difficulty up to even like profresh 2 then he'll just be there for moral support

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>>51095465
Yes and I'm their best customer

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>>51095465
Imagine the line for altare…

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>>51095438
>>always /here/
Cultare, Altyumes, Magmites, /MAG/, pissmites, Axelotls, Axmag fujos, Almond fujos, Shiny Spicy fujos, Vesties, Vesojis, Vesyumes, Altnowa fujos, Magnoir fujos, Machiroons, Altmachi fujos, Vesmachi fujos, Flayttel fujos, Betellion, Begni fujos, Hakkitos, Peekito, Koipanions, Shintare fujos,
>>sometimes /here/
Kronies, Altbeat, Vesplings
>>/here/ only when oshi streams
Jeffreyfags, Morfyumes
>>rarely /here/
Catalog

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>>51096456
Include loreanons in >>rarely /here/

[Anonymous No.]

All those new fics ToT

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>>51095521
The lowest ranked one is the one that decides the quotas for the entire group; but lower hazard level means less frequency of spawns which means lower score. Thankfully failing at King Salmonids is an extra as you only fight for scales and glory
>>51095216
Oh no, one down in SR can be really detrimental to the run if it's not pulled correctly but I hope he does at least good enough to help Rin to get the Silver trophy.

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>>51092532
No idea, but she is also the ultimate starmin. None of you can ever compete.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7H-sOK5zE

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>>51096638 (me)
And when I say is an extra, it means that you don't lose rating so it's safe to fail but having All Random and One Grizzco and that being the Grizzco Charger... getting the Sniperwriter 5H would be metal against Horroboros as it just shreds Big Shots, Steelheads and anything but Sticks, Stingers and Flyfishes

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>>51096658
Wouldn't that be bae? Since you know. The Robert thing

[Anonymous No.]

Since Magni's linking his copium merch in the description, I assume that means there's not 1.5 merch

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>>51096891
Ollie

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>>51096947
Why there will be merch for that? Especially how little time has passed since the cover merch

[Anonymous No.]

>>51096947
Why would there be merch about his plastic surgery?

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>>51096947
He could still pull a fast one

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>>51097057
I dunno, some anons were talking about it here

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>>51096947
I hope there is a new acrylic stand. I don't have his and Vesper's because ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

Sobs aggressively
https://twitter.com/2w46713/status/1667437504604061698

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https://youtu.be/j2ZwtD4iArw

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>>51097150
I seen it too but I don't understand it. I don't think I ever seen members drop merch in the rare times they have gotten a 1.5 within Cover.

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>>51097250
this needs a magni edit if you're going to keep posting this

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>>51097072
The changes might be big enough for him to require new standees at least

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>>51097238
>Dexters lab ref
oddly fitting art style and i'd kill to see an official tempus animation in this style

[Anonymous No.]

>>51097238
move on anon it's been 15 years...

[Anonymous No.]

>>51097057
Money

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>>51097271
Tempus isn't very conventional tbf

[Anonymous No.]

>>51096658
>Just about 3 hours
I respect it and will watch the whole thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>51097271
tempus often gets special treatment

[Anonymous No.]

>>51096891
>Roberu
>Holostars

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>>51097530
idk who these niggas are besides roberto

[Anonymous No.]

>>51097530
One day Axel will be on here. I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>space song karaoke
Fuck you leader. sing astrogirl and I will cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51097674
You wish, axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>51097628
>knows roberu
>doesn't even bother watching his clips
Why are you like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51097817
i know joe biden, but i don't watch his clips or streams
your point is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51097817
R

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>>51097817
A>>51097934

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>>51097817
P

[Anonymous No.]

>>51097674
I don't know if I would watch Axel anymore if he fully alienated himself from Tempus to another group

[Anonymous No.]

>>51097817
so...uhh...maimoto is subaru's father and UI her mother...but they aren't husband and wife? how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51097817
E

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>>51095465
It'd better be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51097950
>>51097966
>>51098055

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>>51097934
You would follow and watch Joe Biden's speeches and shit if you were a supporter of him and/or his party. You would also watch Roberu's clips if you were a fan of him or Holostars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51098193
You talked yourself like he isn't part of holostars...? >>51097530

[Anonymous No.]

>>51097530
Who's the semen demon in the middle?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER CUTE, LEADER LOVE~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGKVxEW23JU

[Anonymous No.]

>>51098381
idk but she looks hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>51098471
rape

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't know her but I'm looking forward to this

[Anonymous No.]

>>51098381
Some mangaka that used to draw trap manga and made their vtuber model a trap character too (even though she just a woman playing as a trap and she is happily married from what I remember, all of that stuff is known and she has made streams about it)

[Anonymous No.]

>>51098381
What is wrong with her legs...

[Anonymous No.]

DINGO ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/XxPNeZePN8I
https://youtu.be/XxPNeZePN8I
https://youtu.be/XxPNeZePN8I

[Anonymous No.]

>>51098850
i hope he loses and becomes sad

[Anonymous No.]

>playing league all by himself
is axel okay?

[Anonymous No.]

Momi is the hero we don't deserve
https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1667442419846250497

[Anonymous No.]

>>51098850
This fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>51099081
>Function: Make the enemy blush

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>>51098964
>solo league
If he was ok before he certainly won't be after this

[Anonymous No.]

>>51099081
I like how she put his underwear on top of his bodysuit thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>51098964
Probably just got the urge to suffer after watching Altare play yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

Axel said it, he is japanese

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>>51099081
I fucking kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>51098381
Yumeo from nijisanji jp

[Anonymous No.]

Hello fellow brotuber enjoyes, what have i missed in the past 48 hours? Your assistance would be appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51099081
how can one woman be this fucking based

[Anonymous No.]

>>51099081
i don't know the appeal point can someone explain to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>51099705
Axel's passpartout was fun, if you have Magni's menshi he had a good Spiderman rant

[Anonymous No.]

>>51099783
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hFsCnymz--A

[Anonymous No.]

>>51099783

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>>51099823
There is something about Miyabean that really makes me wanna learn Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>51099823
damn miyabi... didn't know he thought like that

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is not a lolicon, he says

[Anonymous No.]

>>51099956
we all knew this. he's a shotacon

[Anonymous No.]

ALTARE ON THE MENSHI TELLY
https://youtu.be/Fj5pQi4JwIY
https://youtu.be/Fj5pQi4JwIY
https://youtu.be/Fj5pQi4JwIY

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>>51099823
the artist was crazy for this but i love how altare has also accepted being cute and sexy kek. at the beginning he didn’t even want to be called cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>51099956
isnt this alice character that he likes so much a loli? This was so long ago that I barely even remember what game that was or how even that character looks like, I remember Oga teasing him about it though

[Anonymous No.]

>>51099841
*sniff*

[Anonymous No.]

Lol insisting on playing Fire Emblem using only two characters is peak Altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>51099942
Oh he definitely does, and this clip is even more proof of it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81qxYPVe1w0

N0T0GY

[Anonymous No.]

He's cute and silly today, leader love

[Anonymous No.]

I want to crush Bettel in a hydraulic press

[Anonymous No.]

>>51099956
>>51100010

[Anonymous No.]

>>51100210
For a lot of them that's entirely doable

[Anonymous No.]

LOVE GAVIS BETTEL NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>51100287

[Anonymous No.]

wtf kek

[Anonymous No.]

COLON UNDERSCORE ALT CHEER

[Anonymous No.]

>>51100260
oh lol i do remember altare mentioning that a while back, what a chad

[Anonymous No.]

I will kill altare if he leaves that on during guitar menshis

[Anonymous No.]

>>51100494
he’s got your back

[Anonymous No.]

Sasuga, youtube delay is insane

[Anonymous No.]

how does twitch completely btfo in delay time…

[Anonymous No.]

>>51100643
whenever he streams on twitch i’m surprised by how much the lack of delay helps his flow of conversation

[Anonymous No.]

>>51100362
Oh it's doable, it's just kind of a silly way to play when trying a bunch of different combinations of characters is what makes the games fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51082670
This is tempiss now I know why mori took an "extra" interest on them the end is near for holoEN as we know it.

[Anonymous No.]

DO IT ALTARE

[Anonymous No.]

ALTARE HOLLAND

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THE BAIT AIIIIEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>hey you guys want a sneak peek of some
>i can’t i can’t sorry altare holland… i was gonna say something about the EP
ISREAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>51100643
Google’s a small, new company. Please understand

[Anonymous No.]

Do not snitch!

[Anonymous No.]

you just KNOW altare is stopping himself from saying 4chan right now

[Anonymous No.]

oh he has alerts pop up screen now

[Anonymous No.]

Naruhodo

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>>51100892
Uhhuh and he totally was going to say nigga omg gamer wuurrdd

[Anonymous No.]

Good evening /MANS/
I hope you have a good sleep tonight and wake up well-rested, prepared for whatever tomorrow may bring.
Thank you for your time.

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>>51100936
He just said nigger wdym. That's what his menshis are like

[Anonymous No.]

>>51100970
true bro never stops swearing in menshis

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe his EP is about his exes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>51100997
When I think about it, I think I've heard him swear less than Shinri

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>>51100997
>>51100970
is this baiting to buy membership.

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I can’t believe his EP is about how much he hates Hololive fans…

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>>51101092
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

…Altare’s in another insomniac loop, isn’t he?

[Anonymous No.]

Altare menshi where he just keeps yelling racial slurs

[Anonymous No.]

Sana LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

Oh shit, Sana WAS Altare’s oshi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>51101247
ToT

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>>51099942
https://streamable.com/6r0li7
He do be like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>51101247
sounds hot

[Anonymous No.]

>sana had a 3 hour conversation with the boys before she left telling them about the company and preparing them for what they were about to face
>she was altare’s hololive oshi
sana love…

[Anonymous No.]

Aniki is getting so angry, I want him to rape me to release his frustrations ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>51101365
What the-

[Anonymous No.]

COVER HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>51101365
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

ALTARE HOLLAND PLEASE CALM DOWN

[Anonymous No.]

Altare is rebelling

[Anonymous No.]

lmao it would be funny though

[Anonymous No.]

>Altare was a sanalite
ok pretty based. im not an altventurer (my oshi is another one of the boys) but I was a day 1 sanalite that migrated to tempus. nice to know one of them had her as an oshi

[Anonymous No.]

Altare you can't call your managers niggers

[Anonymous No.]

Oh he is PISSED

[Anonymous No.]

Not in the Menshi but for the short time Sanners was here I'm happy the underdog of council supported them. I betcha her and Mori were in /here/ during the Maggening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51101505
Just so you aren't being lied to, he said he never really watched a lot of holo before he joined but if he had to pick then it would be her

[Anonymous No.]

oh it’s cool

[Anonymous No.]

The 3D model that management rejected:

[Anonymous No.]

>I feel bad for management, I fight them so much about things
This dude…

[Anonymous No.]

>Got the A-OK
>Cover changes their mind
Lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>51101637
He said not to share it!

[Anonymous No.]

>3.5k

[Anonymous No.]

>>51101656
actually retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>51101563
i miss her so much. I remember when she got party poppers for her monetization stream because she wasnt expecting much people to be there given she wasnt the popular one like Kronii was. or when she actually left her stream on to go to the store to get more frosting when she was making a cake. the level of soul she brought to EN was underrated

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>>51101656
He should've set up a contract so they'd have to reimburse him if they go back on their word

[Anonymous No.]

>try to do a project
>cover goes retard mode
this has been altare’s entire year

[Anonymous No.]

>>51101743
His luck started and ended when he got into holostars

[Anonymous No.]

He needs a new guitar

[Anonymous No.]

>>51101669
It is really nice looking tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>51101637
damn

[Anonymous No.]

I love him

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>51101859
It is. Just...3.5k gone to waste because cover are a bunch of fags

[Anonymous No.]

sistare...

[Anonymous No.]

50???

[Anonymous No.]

>>51102068
I didn't even know there were that many

[Anonymous No.]

>>51102012
:(

[Anonymous No.]

Utawaku

[Anonymous No.]

this song sucks, idk why everyone is covering it

[Anonymous No.]

altare LITERALLY cannot read

[Anonymous No.]

Altare's dunking on nips like it's nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>51102135
yea, all of the covers suck, they should stop trying to cover the song

[Anonymous No.]

>>51102182
holy kek he really is

[Anonymous No.]

>>51102182
love my racist oshi

[Anonymous No.]

He’s really cute today

[Anonymous No.]

Sleep deprived Altare
>Goes full Holland
>Destroys management
>Destroys Nips writing EN lyrics

[Anonymous No.]

>>51102182
Axel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>51101915
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>51102344
People who write English songs like Top of the World

[Anonymous No.]

I want more Altare merch. His bday merch isn't something I can really bring around.

[Anonymous No.]

I am healed.

[Anonymous No.]

Altare is always so sweet

[Anonymous No.]

If Tri wasn't a yume before the song I bet they are now

[Anonymous No.]

>>51102517
Etsy

[Anonymous No.]

this is my boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51102648
Please stop stalking my little brother

[Anonymous No.]

Hmph

[Anonymous No.]

What a nerd

[Anonymous No.]

My eyes are broken

[Anonymous No.]

>>51101915
Can't wait for the next month in review

[Anonymous No.]

Lore drop?

[Anonymous No.]

>Altare gives up on actually trying to be “BFE” and goes full “goofy cute little brother”
>My yume feelings for him increase 10 fold
What does it mean?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh he did a vs. with flayon in the fighting game

[Anonymous No.]

>>51102936
What fighting game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51102976
Idol showdown

[Anonymous No.]

>>51102907
You're a shotacon

[Anonymous No.]

>>51102907
incest is wincest

[Anonymous No.]

He's still trying to gaslight them into okay-ing National Tempus Radio as the name. Sasuga leader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51102907
Incestuous shotacon

[Anonymous No.]

>>51102907
means you like little boys

[Anonymous No.]

Bruh what has Altare not had a meeting about

[Anonymous No.]

TWO AXEL'S ON MY SCREEN AAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>51103076
His poor, poor oji manager...

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL IN ALTARE MENSHI??

[Anonymous No.]

he's going to accidentally leak Magni's new model

[Anonymous No.]

It feels so wrong

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit Axel is so jumpy

[Anonymous No.]

it gives axel character in its own way tbf

[Anonymous No.]

I like how Axel moves, I'm glad he didn't listen to Altare

[Anonymous No.]

Lol, has Axel even learned how to add assets to his model yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51103236
Ha has! It was a big moment, so proud of him

[Anonymous No.]

>>51103236
yeah see his passportout

[Anonymous No.]

>>51103236

[Anonymous No.]

Axel’s model tracking is like his mouse sens

[Anonymous No.]

Altare has access to Axel's body at all times, huh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>51103309
To all of their bodies

[Anonymous No.]

>>51103324
Too polite to use the rest without permission though ;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>51103236
He did and he was very proud of himself, Magni was too when he reacted live during membership.

[Anonymous No.]

it's already been an hour and a half please don't go soon

[Anonymous No.]

"I wanna be an angel. I wanna be your angel"
Kyaa~

[Anonymous No.]

HUH

[Anonymous No.]

>>51103365
Magni's reaction was so cute, he was so proud
>Our little Axel, he's evolving!

[Anonymous No.]

Altare, Christ…

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RouaYGJVEOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>51103545
>title
I do not see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51103545
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>51103545
jesus christ they're green that's rancid

[Anonymous No.]

>>51103596
>>51103608
I didn't think it was that bad, more interesting than anything, sorry
>>51103624
That is actually dye so that they can see them better! Dude explains it in the video

[Anonymous No.]

>>51103699
I also find some of the autopsies I do very interesting but I don't post the pictures /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>51103545
How do people let this happen and why does Altare watch it

[Anonymous No.]

he picked the worst voice

[Anonymous No.]

oh he charged it

[Anonymous No.]

Kek

[Anonymous No.]

I predict this is how Magni's 1.5 will go once it's revealed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOxutBMCOUc

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>>51103988
Well. This is what he should do.

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
SHINY SPICY

[Anonymous No.]

shiny spicy monster hunter rise… please

[Anonymous No.]

Goddamnit. I wanted to see Magni play Rise with them

[Anonymous No.]

SHINY SPICY BROS

[Anonymous No.]

thank you axel.

[Anonymous No.]

SHINY SPICY SHINY SPICY AAAA~

[Anonymous No.]

Mr. I don't like one on one collabs...

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104119
yet played monster hunter with altare for about a month

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104139
Yeah, I'm coming to terms with the fact that the only person he doesn't want to one on one with is Magni

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104015
Unironically yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104139
altare actually asks him is the thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104185
Kind of sounded like Axel asked Altare in this case

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104161
He doesnt wanna catch magni's gay :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104213
Axmag sisters…

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104213
Yeah Axel has been talking about playing Rise. Chat told him to ask Magni since he loves that game but >>51104216

[Anonymous No.]

I'm still baffled that he thought that model was ok even if the company initially gave the ok.

[Anonymous No.]

Where are the streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104139
Altare is an easy collab partner because he never stops talking, so there's no pressure to be the one to initiate conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

No charla libre?

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Hakka

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104248
I'm not membered, what's the issue with the model?

[Anonymous No.]

Any bakers? Otherwise I can bake when it comes to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104239
I really blame them for making Axel uncomfortable with Magni, I like how unhinged their collabs got

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104248
If they gave him the ok to do it, why would he assume the opposite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104310
If I showed you a picture you would think it's official, that's the issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104310
Huge dong

[Anonymous No.]

did altare really use sound alerts? if so can i have a timestamp i got the stream right as it ended

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104310
Worried he'll rape people with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104389
just watch the last 5 minutes bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104310
It looks basically exactly like what the official 3D will probably look like.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm ready to see the dumpy tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104389
I hope he decides against it. I hate TTS, and I think the delay actually makes it less efficient than just reading them manually because he has to go back to check who they're from a lot of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104469
Truth is Magni's face will not change, he'll just have a huge ass you can see from the front

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104358
I dont think that matters because hes still fine with RPR and altare, and yet ripdesk and shinyspicy r posted here everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104500
He's just testing it out and only wants it for zatsus anyway

[Anonymous No.]

So what if it looks like an official model? It saves time for Altare, it saves time and money for Cover, creator is happy to have a paying job, everyone's a winner. What's the issue here? Seems like a bunch of japanese fax machine autism with "you can't do that because ughhhhhh you just can't!!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104500
He seems to realize that during the end of the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104530
RPR and Altare are straightbros and no one was characterizing Axel as being obsessed with them or constantly talking about their dumpy or whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104548
Cover is a tech company first, tech that is displayed has to be their own or commissioned very specifically to their needs

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104500
for someone like altare that barely misses sc yeah i agree, flay on the other hand has also been wanting to use them and i can see them being useful to him

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104542
>>51104577
I know, I was watching. It could see it working on Twitch, but the lag on Youtube is so bad that it just seems really clunky and distracting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104548
It's not japanese autism, even if they take it to a next level, it's basic corporate environment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104373
>>51104440
I can imagine Altare finding someone who could do the same level of quality for just $3,500 and in a quarter of the time it'd take Cover is a bit of an egg on face moment for them so they told him no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104358
you're as retarded as the people that complained about begni

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104308
Same

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104579
But with Rpr and Altare sisters make Axel into a pathetic moe uke

[Anonymous No.]

i love my dumb stubborn troublemaking little brother regis altare

[Anonymous No.]

When will Altare rape me, I just wonder

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104579
>characterizing Axel as being obsessed
i dont think thats ever happened outside of the fanfiction that gets posted here. its mostly just poking fun at how much he mentions magni and his fat fucking ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104679
Same say as Axel will knot me

[Anonymous No.]

Altare’s 3D

[Anonymous No.]

Oh wow looking at the model it is legit just what it would look like if Cover gave him one
Why did they approve it in the first place and why did he think it would get approved?
What would be the point of Cover giving him a model if he can just commission one that looks the exact same

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104679
>>51104695
I want this both asap

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are sperging about tts should see what is like to watch some japanese streams where they use tts to read the chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104581
Why? It doesn't HAVE to be anything, there is no law anywhere about that. It's their own stick in their ass about this shit. Not to mention for a tech company they're completely incompetent and absolutely pathetic and half their talents can't play Diablo 4 with the model on because the app lags their PC so much, and they have to run for tech support to other talents or fucking chat of all things instead of having in house help

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104641
Bro he fucking told you not to share it. How could you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104684
i mean, axel is the person who has drawn magni on a stripper pole, as a big dumpy and a KUMINHALER unprompted kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104633
i fucking hate that shit so much. i hate seeing people turn axel into a dumbass baby moe uke for what?? is it cause you think hes too stupid to do anything for himself? fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

Will anyone else play Dwarf Fortress in tempus or should I just give up now

[Anonymous No.]

>taking funposting seriously
pfft

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104633
>Implying that Axel is not a pathetic moe uke

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is literally just better friends with RPR and Altare, that’s it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104788
best hope is Shinri maybe, but if Vesper isnt touching it i'd say just give up

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104808
You taunt me with that filename

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104767
It only took him 11 months to learn how to stick assets to his model

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104839
Where’s my shiny spicy cover :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104548
Because 3D reveals are big events for holopro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104881
NEVER EVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104850

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104839
It's more about Altare and Rpr being more free. Axel has said before that he knows Magni is super busy so he doesn't want to bother him

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104928
NOOOOOOOO SO MANY HOW CAN THIS BE

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104853
i think he just didnt bother to learn until now. probably tried a while back, didnt get it exactly, and then decided he'll learn how to later

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104894
let's be real
if we have to wait for official 3d debuts, it will take another 2 years at this rate or they will be locked again behind a concert
not even council and ID2 had theirs so far

[Anonymous No.]

Really people? Do you guys not realized how important 3D lives are? It should be saved for the actual reveal event. Putting out a model to stream that looks official will diminish the impact actual 3D reveal shows.

>>51105008
>if we have to wait for official 3d debuts, it will take another 2 years at this rate or they will be locked again behind a concert
not even council and ID2 had theirs so far
We didn't have covid restrictions like HoloEN did. Uproar got their relatively right on time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51105008
council has been using them for streams, myth also used their 3d in normal streams for a few months before they finally had their 3d debuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>51104963
Lol, to be fair, a lot of them are just kind of buddy art

[Anonymous No.]

the REAL issue with shiny spicy is people thinking altare would top when axel is the actual top

[Anonymous No.]

>>51105058
Need to remember that HoloEN wasn't able to travel to japan during those times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51105094
rumao

[Anonymous No.]

>>51105094
They switch, but fight for it each time

[Anonymous No.]

>>51105094
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>51105094
ogey axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>51105094
Suuure Axel, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51105094
most delusional post itt

[Anonymous No.]

>>51105145
That's kinda hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>51105094
People still thinking that Altare is the hard Top of Tempus is funny when you watch his streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>51105045
Uproar is JP, so doesn't count.
Covid is "over" for a while now, there would've been enough time to at least fly in council/id2 to have their debuts by now.
>>51105058
I know? But they also had their reveals during holofes4. Don't think they will gain private access before at least one official appearance.
Or could council use them before? Idk the timeline for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51105094
I prefer switch

[Anonymous No.]

>>51105211
Can't be helped that everyone else in tempus are submissive whores

[Anonymous No.]

I just don't get why they can't play MonHun with more than 2 people. Give me shiny spicy salty, it's been so long

[Anonymous No.]

Christ people don't worry about 3D. Flying to Japan is easy now unlike a year or two ago, and we have a HUGE ass studio now.

HQ will get to Japan, don't worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>51105272
I mean, so is Altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>51105303
they like playing together, simple as

[Anonymous No.]

>>51105349
Imagine Vesper is so wide he dorsn't fit in the tracking suits Uuoh

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/7ANeZ0FLQVQ?t=9957

[Anonymous No.]

>>51105366
He can go both ways depending on who he's paired with. You can't say the same for most of the other boys kek