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>Never the it girl
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good stream until this month and had to be carried by superior chuubas
>Never had a signature moment
>Never elevated anyone beneath her
>Never had the balls to step out her Ironic Weeblet comfort even when management begged her
>Sang the least viewed original single of hololive
>Sang the least viewed VOD of hololive
>Tanked the viewership of Meme Review so hard that Coco decide to graduate
>Is barely ever in the spotlight because she was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of Takamori
>Only the 5th best member of Hololive EN
>Only the 53rd best member of Cover corp talents
>Her appearance on Trash Taste accomplished nothing but inflict ironic weeaboos on the fanbase
>Her grim reaper cosplay is cringworthy
>Her wigger rapper cosplay is cringeworthy
>Unironically calls herself """"""""YA BOY""""""""
>Shit taste in anime
>Shit hair color (fucking pink, really?)
>Has a natural inability to talk like a human being
>Only significant achievement was accidentally being first to debut in the same gen as Gura
>Is the Vtuber equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre waiter whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is getting tips meant for others
>So bad at acting out basic interactions that had her ship hijacked by Ina of all people
>spends the last few months of her career making fun of the company that pays her
>The biggest impact she had on the business was making everyone realize that Kiara is truly doing her best to help her colleagues and business

>> No.5104614

>Never made it as a wise man
>Couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing

>> No.5104639
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didn't read

>> No.5104780

>>5104584
oh nonono KWAB
>>5104614
>>5104639
Finna ding-dong diddley wizzerked

>> No.5104800

>>5104584
Save this copypasta for HFZ 90% of this board doesn't knows shit about wrestling

>> No.5104808

>>5104614
fpbp

>> No.5104829

>>5104584
All true

>> No.5104849

>>5104584
FEW THINGS THAT ARE TRULY BRAP ASS. THERE'S ME, MORI CALLIOPE, THE AMERICAN BRAP ASS. THERE'S MY FANBASE... MMMMM, DON'T WANNA MESS WITH THEM. THERE'S THE HOLOENNERS, THE KFPS, THE CHUMBUDS. AND THERE ARE THOSE WHO DO COLLABS AT VSHOJO. AND MAN... THEY'RE BRAP TO THE BONE.

>> No.5104858

>>5104584
Hmm. Most of this is wrong...

>> No.5104951

>>5104849
FEW THINGS THAT ARE TRULY BAD. THERE'S (You), AUTHOR OF THIS POST, THE SEANIGGER. THERE'S MAKERS OF THREADS LIKE THESE... MMMMM, DON'T WANNA DEAL WITH THEM. THERE'S THE ANTIS, THE DOGFUCKERS, THE EGGS. AND THERE ARE THOSE WHO SHITPOST IRONICALLY... THEY'RE JUST AS BAD.

>> No.5104968

>>5104858
They are all right, mark

>>5104614
You like posting here, 二gger?

>> No.5105380

Nyanners was raped in the boiling hot Summer of 2014 by a pack of angry lolis

>> No.5106850

>>5104584
Out of all the bad takes I’ve seen from this board this has got to be one of the worst

>> No.5106870

>>5106850
worked

>> No.5106982

>>5105380
KWAHB
(Kek what a hypocritical bitch)

>> No.5107009

>>5104858
>>5106850
I like all of Hololive EN but I really can't argue

>> No.5107033

>>5106870
No clue what that’s supposed to mean

>> No.5107255

>>5107033
He's telling you to get a ding-dong diddly clue

>> No.5107648

her talent is mostly on making music, not being under the constant spotlight like what streaming subjects people to. it is apparent, she definitely sucks at streaming as a whole, and so she simply treats it as exposure for people to get interested in her music instead of herself as an internet personality.
not surprising she would move on from hololive at the drop of a dime if some big music label finally signed her up.

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>>5104584
>Didn't read
>You are fat and gay

>> No.5107785

>>5107721
nodimes

>> No.5108023
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>>5104584
>Never the it girl
She's been pushed officially by Cover as the lead HoloEN for months now, making her sing in the Hololive Alternative trailer and pushing her to the face of the Princess Connect collab.
>Never drew a dime
She's had a ton of rich Canadians sending her akasupas ad infinitum since the beginning.
>Never elevated anyone beneath her
Ririsya.
>Shit hair color (fucking pink, really?)
You're gay.

>> No.5108081

>>5106850
Nah Mori is truly a fucking nightmare to watch. I really don’t get how she has over a million subs. She should be lucky to have 3000. Gura shits on her from a massive height.

>> No.5108096

>>5108023
Ririsya, Lucitan and Somehow, Chinese Ayame.

>> No.5108127

>>5108081
> I really don't get why she has a Million subs
That's just a sign of brain damage, anon.

>> No.5108172

wow look at all the people replying to bait. sure is a good day to be on /vt/.

>> No.5108180

>>5108081
She has a million subs because no-standards coomers and Cucknadians exist

>> No.5108439

>>5108023
Aw yes, trannys' mad

>> No.5108446

>big
>titty
>goth
>gf

>> No.5108557

>>5104584
>Shit hair color
Just tell us you have shit taste anon

>> No.5108621

>>5108557
Only shitters have pink hair and that's a shoot

>> No.5108768

>>5108621
I'm sorry bro but you just have shit taste. If you aren't wanting to fuck Mori after seeing her hair then you're just gay.

>> No.5108823

>>5104584
>>Is the Vtuber equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre waiter whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is getting tips meant for others
That's how she did as a waiter too!

>> No.5108862

>>5108621
No, you are just a faggot, just be honest about it

>> No.5108900

>>5108768
>>5108862
Jabroni marks like you are killing the business

>> No.5108913

>>5104584
And she's on track to be the second highest subbed holo. Seethe harder.

>> No.5108951

RENT FREE

>> No.5108957

>>5108900
Im not saying i like mori, i cant sit through her streams no matter how hard i try, but who gives a fuck about hair color? Thats prime faggotry, just post the facts and leave shit like that out of it

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>>5108913
>And she's on track to be the second highest subbed holo
>this is what deadbraps actually believe

>> No.5108986

>>5108900
Nah bro, a fags opinion has no weight. Try not being gay and come back.

>> No.5109058

>>5108986
>waaaah people don't want to fuck my waifu with the cotton candy looking hairdo, that must mean they are gay
lmao an hero 5%beat

>> No.5109102
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>>5108960
Mori: https://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg
Pekora: https://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UC1DCedRgGHBdm81E1llLhOQ
Korone: https://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UChAnqc_AY5_I3Px5dig3X1Q
Seethe harder faggot

>> No.5109142

she has one of the best models in all of hololive and even though I don't care about her usually when she speaks in her low and tipsy voice it does things to my dick

>> No.5109155

Her songs are ok and both edgy DnD streams were great, so it cancels out

>> No.5109178

>>5109058
Because you are gay. Its sad to see people with shit taste anon, its OK, we still love you.

>> No.5109230

ITT: marks that are getting worked into a shoot, and thats a shoot brother -HH

>> No.5109241

>>5109058
Cotton candy can be literally any fucking color, including the color of your oshis hair, stop being a faggot for 3 seconds

>> No.5109337

>ITT :E-drone coping as Wrestling has been irrelevant for years.

>> No.5109390

>>5109337
>Biggest stars are part timers from Hollywood
>Vince still insists on 80's style booking
>"Women's Revolution"
Kek it's true.

>> No.5113092

When Mori leaves Hololive, I wonder how many will follow her.

>> No.5113371

>>5104584
mmmmmmm not very baddass anon, that'll be 50 pure strikes or a bottle of Jack, your choice

>> No.5113465

>>5104584
>Her wigger rapper cosplay is cringeworthy
This. Is she even using her old reaper model anymore?

>> No.5117357

>>5104584
>rode the miles
>got the money
She's the real deal, brother.

>> No.5117390

>>5113465
Wait you don't like her new outfit? Why?
It fits her just fine.
>Is she even using her old reaper model anymore?
Yeah, like in those TTRPG streams.

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