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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - The servers are on fire (again) Edition
Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a global financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for actual-schizos.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoSs9-NDP3E

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (embed) (embed) (embread) (embed) (embreed) (embed)

Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/
Electrum's fund trading sheet, up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/

Previous Thread: >>50979074

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>> No.51043932

Floor10

>> No.51045086

Trades are still down, please give me a (You) when they're back

>> No.51045313

I’ve sent honk a ping a little bit ago about the trades being down. It shouldn’t be going down this fast, very weird.
-trial dev

>> No.51046151

Floor 7

>> No.51047743

>log back in for the first time in months so I can set auto trader for shits and giggles
>trades dead

>> No.51049108

Lots of betting going on

>> No.51050122

Floor 7

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>No friday night posters...
The thread might be dead. BUT NOT THE TRADITION!
It's not like I remind myself literally second before going to sleep

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>>51060137
I only friday night post if someone else starts

>> No.51062010

Trades are back!

>> No.51062448

LET ME MANAGE MY FUCKING FUNDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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dead nigger storage thread

>> No.51062858

>>51062448
Open a profile tab, wait till networth visually fixes, navigate to any fund you want to trade in for the rest of the day perfectly without waiting, off peak times this takes 30 seconds to a few minutes. I just did it there now as a test and it took 2 minutes to load.

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naskwab

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>>51080499
damn it I wanted the slow one

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any day now

>> No.51080732

...funds didn't pay divs. at least I don't think they did

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it's over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGds1LB5Mdw

>> No.51083199

>Servers are fucked
>Can't gamble
>Can't trade
>Funds slowly erasing themselves from the game
What on earth happened in the last week?

>> No.51083299

>>51080732
I think they did, I got 7B in divs, and there is no way I'd get that much with my 50B non-fund net worth

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>>51083199
Friday happened
>>51083299
It did NOW, but at 12:06 it definitely had not. I had ~+$4bn in divs. I am now at an extra +~$21bn. No idea when it actually hit my wallet.
>>51060137
holy kek
>>51060761
>>51062600
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>>51066475

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>>51080413
the game is fucking dead

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>>51085412

>> No.51089019

i miss the dramaniggers

>> No.51090216

>>51089019
Imagine being so desperate for activity you want the Discord and avatarfag timeloops back

>> No.51091679

I miss honk…

>> No.51093260

>>51089019
we dont need the dramaniggers or the doomniggers
what they prophecied has come to pass
it is unfortunate
i havent been able to trade in 2 weeks
honk hasnt updated in 3 months
it may unironically be over

>> No.51093465

>>51093260
How are you unable to trade? Just wait a couple minutes and it works fine?

>> No.51093483

>>51093260
>honk hasnt updated in 3 months
7

>> No.51095038

>>51093465
I set my trades based on the number of cycles left in the day 2-3 days in a row for multiple funds. All of them were still trading those same trades when I checked on them at like noon the next day. And that's not counting the day where trades were down. Shit's so bogged that we're getting dropped/delayed cycles. It's ogre.

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>>51095038
I trade in cycles of thousands, so far all my 3k trades have completed, and some rough math I've at least traded around 3900 on a coin that was above that, trades have been fixed for around 80 cycles so that looks like I haven't really dropped any myself. In terms of other days I haven't really noticed it as all my 3 and 4k trades have completed each day.

>> No.51096694

>>51096563
I set 3k myself as well and they went over. Weird.

>> No.51096732

>>51096694
Sorry for clarity I meant the one that is over was set to buy 5k

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You guys don't do this?

>> No.51097110

>>51096789
No, because I can't check at adjustment every day

>> No.51097134

>>51096789
For div coins sure, but I like to minmax each trades each day against expected profit based on the views they get that day, upcoming events, subticks, etc etc. There is a good reason funds I trade for were always in the top profit each week

>> No.51098342

yummy cummies in my tummy

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 26)
>Chloe :: $26,439.40
>Watame :: $11,954.48
>Kovalskia :: $10,846.98

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 54)
>Kaoru :: -$96,598.87
>Gura :: -$76,721.75
>Miko :: -$29,549.67

Overall Average Adjustment is -$4,162.11
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,737.58
Average Downward Adjustment is -$7,965.67

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and see you in a few hours.

>> No.51102186

>>51100314
Thanks

>> No.51103509

Bets are up for all of today's Lord of the Board matches. If you can get in, feel free to gamble.

>> No.51103625

>>51100314
Unironically Mr. Morning review is extremely needed now
Especially since it takes HOURS to load everything up.
As always! thank you very much mr. Mroning Review foyour morning revie! Very appreciate that!

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>>51083299
>>51083451
My divs.....
W-Where are they?

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>>51103509
>If you can get in

>> No.51104832

>>51103625
Not sure if you are exaggerating for effect but its never longer than 10minutes now for me even towards the peaks

>> No.51105024

>>51104832
In my case:
I get logged out, I have to log back in, my dumb ass as always logs back in on the cookie clicker page, which causes it to log me out, so I have to log back in, in another tab, and then I have to go to the Stocks, for some reason the coins always disappear for me, so I have to wait until they all appear when I press the button, usually takes about 5-7 minutes.

>> No.51105853

First time I manage to set up stuff for my fund in a week
I am very sorry mr investors

>> No.51105906

>>51105853
I am very sorry investors, this was a lie, I couldnt set up stuff for the fund

>> No.51105978

>>51105024
If it shows you as logged out 9/10 just wait about half a minute and it all loads without needing to log back in again. The issue is the server just needs to check you are still logged in which takes a minute or less.
>>51105906
Whats the issue? If you hit save, just wait a minute for it to save

>> No.51106102

>>51105978
I got whitescreened before it saved

>> No.51106319

>>51106102
Unfortunate, I don't think I've ever had a fund whitescreen while I was trading on it

>> No.51106354

>>51106319
also a first for me, thats why I declared victory early

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>> No.51109513

no mobies today. watch wrasslin

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>> No.51112223

>>51109513
watch the UCL final that starts in an hour

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>> No.51120977

dramaniggers and schizos won we cant even trade anymore

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>> No.51127663

All bets paid out.

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