/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

Hololive English -Myth- Gawr Gura 1/7 Complete Figure(Pre-order)
https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail?gcode=FIGURE-150839

Previous Thread: >>51002944

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Sex with a fembud.

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I love my wife so much!!

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>>51019331
I don't understand the appeal of this image.

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Everyone doing okay? New thread again.

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You'll have to do this one without me.

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Feel free to send feedback about Gura or Cover (perms, projects, etc) here
https://cover-corp.com/en/contact

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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I've been exercising again.

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https://twitter.com/yosi114114/status/1636608815767646208

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I still love my Gooba. Wherever she goes, I follow her.

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I WILL marry Gura

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>>51019541
>my
Our

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>>51019512

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>>51019593
I MADE this post

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>>51019593
Too late. She's been my wife for a while now.

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>>51018271
NTA, but who cares what Gura wants? She never gave a shit about us, so why should I care about what she wants? Gura is an ungrateful, lying whore and the only reason she is so private and secretive is because she knows it would be harder to trick her lonely, vulnerable fans out of their money if they knew the truth. Kill yourself.

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So what is the current cope to defend Gura's lazy whore behavior?

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I dodged the ban again jannyfag. Did you click 30 days again and fuck over some random anon because you're retarded? I hope not!

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>>51019763
You're projecting retard. Maybe if you kill your self your parents might be happy for once.

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>Arrive early to class
>See this tangled mess in your seat
What do?

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Soon Gura will suck off her chumbie sugar daddies while wearing her new sweet lolita 3D outfit and swishing her thicc sharktail back and forth.

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Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

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>>51020105
fuck off anti. gura has no hair

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Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

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It's actually hilarious you keep clicking 30 days on the ban. The length doesn't affect me at all, you're just ruining the board for unrelated anons that might share the IPs I'm cycling through. Too bad for them, if your brain functioned normally you could just hit 24 hours like any competent moderator would.

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>>51020019
rape
and when im done maybe ill do gura too

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>>51019763
If you are her fan you would know the prices of the stuff she posesses pre-hololive and that she's not in it for the money, plus she never begged for anything as opposed to the real money-grubbing whores like ****a or ***i

you can try this angle for the rest of your life and it will always be nonsensical

go back faggot >>51003924

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>>51020277
Get a life bro. Jerk off, get some nuggies, do litterally anything.

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Imagine Gura wearing this and kneeling in front of us in 3D with her mouth open, her sharkteeth waiting eagerly to munch on chumbie cock.

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>>51020277
Hit the gym faggot

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>>51020390
Says the retarded /vt/ janny

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Imagine getting your dick spiralized by Gura's shark teeth...

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>>51020416
That's something only girls with a DDLG fetish wear...

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>>51020416
Gura doesn't like Sweet Lolita faggot.

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>>51020277
you're sitting there doing whatever to not just ban evade but gloat about it. what, are you gonna do this for hours, waste your night for literally nothing? given all the deleted doxshit last thread it's fair to assume there's probably good reason you're getting camped. he's just doing his job, you're being a karen.

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>>51020277
what a waste of human life

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>>51020438
Meidos actually do somthing productive, unlike you.

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Funny thread so far.

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>>51019376
What do you mean? Imagine what she smells like in the morning, big stinky yawn.

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Stop posting others members doxx chumkeks. Your whoreshi probably pregnant by now

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I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

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>>51020553
Why is her body so brown.

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>>51020105
>>51020193
based

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What's something I can mail Gura to put in her ass for a day and then mail back to me?

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>>51020684
the shadows from her hoodie are part of the skin texture. You can see if you look at her legs

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>>51020684
Tan from all that outside-going :^)

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What if Gura is struggling to get this new outfit approved?

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>>51020684
japanese skin.

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im pretty sure i sunburnt my shoulders and back visiting bidney today. i didnt put enough suncreen on

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>>51020349
>Calls out disillusioned chumbud
>by using nijihomos.
Are you sure he's the one that should go back?

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>>51020773
you'll get body cancer.

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With her MMD and AI voice pack, we can very soon make an AI stream just like that SpongeBob one.

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>>51020773

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>>51020773
Why does that sound so familiar? Hmmmmm........

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>>51020743
Keep fighting Gura T o T

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>>51020845
but the spongebob ai stream is trash

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>>51020773
I'm going to make you my pet cat. T u T

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>>51020773

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>>51020845
You don't need to make an ai to watch her stream SpongeBob. She already did.

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Gurass

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>>51020773
uh oh, guess no grumbus streams for another month then.

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>>51020911
>>51020916
calm down im not a fembud
i wore a tank top

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gura sure does attract the most chuuni of all antis and weirdos lol

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I am having 3D vr cybersex with Gura daily. I'm starting to feel numb.

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>>51020779
I'm aware Gura is a spoiled brat who needs correction hence I'm not disillusioned

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>>51020964
if you're small I can make that work

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Gura is my hoeshi.

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>>51020964
How cute and suckable is your penis?

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>>51021056
I use earlicking asmr chuubas for that

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>>51020926
Based Gurass poster.

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>>51020464
Sounds perfect for Gura.

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gura dressing like a landmine girl

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If Gura really doesn't come back before her birthday and only returns to shill merch in between sections of kanauru skin walking as her, I'm going to anti her until she graduates.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2cRsL-E3eg

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>>51021323
and i don't need any reason to anti nijinigs, duh

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>>51021408

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I'll be honest guys, chumming in a fembud sounds good right about now. I feel the need to go balls deep.

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does anyone know what gawr and gura are up to? I left them alone

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>>51021763

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I think Gura gooms

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guras goon cave

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I think Gura's going to cyberfuck us real good next week.

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>>51022132
I don't know about next week but sometime within the next 6 months for sure.

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I had a weird dream that Gura and I got captured by aliens and we're forced to make babies to sell as exotic pets in their home planet.

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>>51022229
I figure for her birthday she will settle into her role as our sex pet and enjoy herself by gooming with us.

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>>51021521
What? Don't reply to me, schizo.

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Her asmr with fauna was in my recommendations...

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>>51022617
That reminds me that she said she was going to do an asmr stream for Valentines, but then gave us that with fauna instead, where her audio was recorded in mono and only put in one side of the track.

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>>51022652
I shouldn't laugh at doxxfags so I'll cry instead

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>>51022718
At the time, I wasn't too happy with it, but literally anything is better than what we have now.

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>>51022780
As an asmr it was ok but for pure rp I seriously wish we got more...

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>>51022652
That's actually kind of funny. But I hate her if it's true.

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Been listening to this a lot this week.
https://youtu.be/ZbtWyS4RhZY
It's a girl song, but "I just wanted faithfulness, but you never really wanted my love" is resonating too strongly with me. Also "I thought we were cool".

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>>51022652
Please post this on the subreddit. It would be really funny watching them be confused.

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>>51022652
..whats the necro tier

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I get the feeling I missed something

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>>51022652
kinda funny

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>>51022917
Schizo made up probably 30 percent of the last thread.

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Wiuld you rather Gura be seriously ill or lying to us this entire time?

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>>51022961
It was pretty clean until the last 30%, at least. Maybe closer to 40%, though.

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>>51022981
The reality is it's likely closer to both

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>>51022981
Why would I wish for either of those things?

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>>51022981
I know she isn't lying, but I'd rather her do that than be ill.

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>>51022981
Sick. At least if she's sick she can get better, and it means that all of this isn't just callousness.

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>>51022981
>lying
actual brainlet option

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>>51020553
Is this real? Where did it come from? Is there more?
Why are Holo girls not showing up in my SFM videos yet?

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goob night...

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>>51023444
Official MMD models were released

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>>51023444
where do you view sfm videos? I only know about iwara for 3d

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>>51023498
Sleep tight bud, don't let the monster under your bed get you.

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>>51023500
Eww, I need an account to download
>>51023523
Youtube, stuff like eltorro64rus or stblackst

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>>51023498
sleep well gamer

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>>51023498
Sharkdreams

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>>51022981
I don't care about either. I just want to fuck the shit out of her. T u T

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>>51024236
Sharkdreams

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Gura can't stream this weekend because she's gonna watch the 24 hour Le Mans race. Gotta support bringing that V8 stock car heat to europe

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Why did Cover give Gura's 3D such a puffy mons?

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>>51024236
goob morning

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>>51024417
Proof?

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>>51024466

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>>51024712
Uhhhhhhhhh... that's a little girl.

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>>51024712
That isn't Gura's 3d.

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>>51024466
>>51015379

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>>51024466

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Love her
https://streamable.com/aaryfc

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>>51024750
>>51024781
Why did they give her wider hips than the real Gura?

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>>51024735

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>>51024781
How do people get these models? Did someone make a model that is really this close to guras?

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>>51024947
Cover released them

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not gonna lie the models being released takes a lot of the fun out of things like this

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>>51024957
I guess that makes sense, free marketing from people's fan contnet and porn. What other models exist that are out there?

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>>51025018
>What other models exist that are out there?
Plenty of fan made models still exist too

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Gura's head is 5% too big

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>>51024236
sleep tight buddy

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>>51025122
5% brain buff let's go

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>>51025122
It's actually not big enough. They fucking butchered the model because she complained her head was too big. It's ruined now.

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>>51025195
Her brain is swollen...

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Gura craves chumbie cock.

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>>51024750
lady farquad my beloved

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You know what? I've fucking had it. I can't forgive this any longer. Walmart stopped being open 24 hours during COVID and never went back and I still feel the longing for the 3am Walmart run
We're never going to get it back, are we?

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>>51025731
No. Enjoy your spike proteins.

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>>51025731
Same thing with all the stores around me, it's bullshit

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>>51025731
That doesn't make sense. 3 AM is when everyone is social distancing without even trying.

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>>51025731
Yeah it's shitty. Going to the store at the middle of the night was one of the coolest parts about being a vampire. I'm lucky enough to have a gas station with hot food but still...

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I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

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>>51026003
Why would you do that?

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>>51026003
Why do you think they released the model? Rape away.

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>>51024712
Toddler looking pussy is gross

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>>51024417
Yeah but they didn't put in any cunnytoe. Pussies

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>>51026151
heathen!

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>>51025731
Not walmart, but still a wagie who works in a place that's similar and had similar hours. If you're talking 24 hours, you're probably talking something supercenter tier, which means a bigger city, right? Never getting it back, no. Too many fucking tweakers and nutjobs no matter what city you're in and they were raising hell and bothering the late nighters, including freight. Everyone was looking for an excuse to cut the open overnight shit out and the coof wound up being said excuse.

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>>51026217
Supercenters are outside of cities too, the fuck are you on

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>>51025866
Wasn't because of Covid, that was just a good excuse to do it. A lot of shops stopped being 24 hours because of theft.
>>51025731
I miss it too, I loved shopping in the middle of the night while I was in college

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>>51026237
They're in cities where I am is all I've got for you. I'm also just telling you what the reason was from both personal experience and the grapevine, it was just way too much of a hassle to stay open during those hours.

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>>51026217
but won't they just shop during the day now?

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>>51026217
>Too many fucking tweakers and nutjobs no matter what city you're in
When I went to Dallas for Gura's FANEXPO panels I walked to the train station and passed some guy rolling around in the grass like 50 feet from a four lane road.

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>>51026334
They will and do, but they're less willing to cause trouble in broad daylight. That late at night it goes from '50% likely here to steal' to 99%, or they're high as fuck and bothering people, often aggressively.

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borscht drew gura again TuT

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>>51026122
love her duets with herself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGNB6dd760k

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not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

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>>51025612
Those are some obscene hips.

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Is it over?

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>>51026798
No, just wait. Go bed for now

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>>51026863
But I still have 3/4ths of a beer left.

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Child

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>>51026923
Harlot

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>>51026923
>>51026970

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>>51026923
Yeah mine

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How am I supposed to feel right now...

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look at this thread and tell me you'd be motivated to come back

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>>51027554
Thread is only like this because a lot of chumbies left, and they only left because Gura left first.

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>>51027604
you're either coping or extremely new

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>>51027684
Nice projection.

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organic posts

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im gonna go "think" about Gura for a bit

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>>51027903
Just think?

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>>51027924

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FUCK gura

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>>51028142
gladly

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Hololive is so much fun

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>>51028535
Yeah....

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>>51028530
Holy rape

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Gura is sexy

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>>51028535
I mean... EN's been pretty active recently, it's been fun

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>>51028535
When is Hololive going to let Chumbuds have fun again?

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you guys should just talk to an ai gura, maybe it'll help you feel better

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my wife

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>>51029026
my post

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Starting to wonder if she's saving the new outfit reveal and orisong/OP for the Birthday week or if she's going to cram them all into one kanauru mishmash stream and then disappear again.

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I she doesn't graduate after this summer I'm eating my balls

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everybody's having fun with the MMDs
I wish I had the necessary skills

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>>51029123
Saving this post

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>>51029257
You can still goom

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>>51029559
uoh. erotic wireframe

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I know that anyone who says that Gura is their wife is lying because I know that she is in fact mine.

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>>51029689
Including you because she's actually my wife

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Shion meet Gura
https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1667103446108106752

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>>51030235
Yup Shion had sex. With me

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF6qGwVjliw

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>>51030235

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I'm gonna watch an episode of anime, goom, then go to bed.

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A 2 week unannounced ghostathon in unprecedented. Last time something remotely similar happened she went on hiatus

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>>51030769
Sharkdreams

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>>51030830
she's most likely busy preparing for her birthday i wouldn't be surprised if she were silent for another week. i wonder what the chances are that we see a bunch of projects unfold.

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>>51030972
yeah

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WIFE AWAKE

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Getting bullied by gen alpha kids in her chat changed her perspective on life. No longer was she the annoying 12 year old and what is this watching Hatsoone Meeku, she was the 2X year old zoomer streamer who would be the first fap for many kids or inspire gen alpha girls to be extremely toxic ethots in the coming years when they're old enough. She was mindfucked by this, as many zoomers are by the fact they are no longer the snotty kids and have been replaced.

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>>51031126
ESLchama...

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>>51031183
ETLsan....

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>>51031126
Last thread I thought this is a funny little bit, but why again? Just a copypasta then?

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>>51031126
As a millennial, I went through something similar. I got over it. I went and said: fuck it, I will never comply. And here I am, and I never will. And there's no one that can do shit about it. Get fucked boomers and normalfags.

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I am the main character and everyone else behaving like a bitch npc isn't gonna prove me wrong or change my mind. Fucking retards, why don't you just submit to the will of something that is clearly beyond your comprehension or ability? You chose to be a cog in the wheel. Now all you can do is behave like clockwork. Deal with it and don't be a bitch about it.

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Child

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>>51032069
Yep, mine.

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>>51032069
erotic...

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>>51032069
No, that's my personal sex cat.

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Is this really appropriate attire for a kid?

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How do I even talk to cute girls, pls give me some tips!

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>>51031868
I'm the main villain and Gura will live in my streaming dungeon!

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>>51032178
Microkinis are made for flat chested little girls.

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I love Gabby's body the most.

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>>51032234
Step 1 is to become so ridiculously handsome so that it's as least "disgusting" as possible and minimizes the possibility of getting arrested.

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Relax she has swimming lessons after school. I am her swimming instructor.

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>>51032315
it's over...

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>>51032234
Be in shape and be 30. For some reason when I hit my 30's girls started to fawn over me a lot more.

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>>51032354
Alright, this sounds good.
I've been wanting to work out more.
heheheh

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>>51032354
What if I'm balding at 30?

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>>51032344
That sucks, bud.
>>51032354
I'm feeling it. I'm looking good, got lean af. Hard work but worth it. I dress young and like a degenerate. Zoomer chicks love it.

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this thread doesn't belong on /vt/

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>>51032430
Wear a baseball cap. Makes you look younger as well. My favorite brand is "Djinns".

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>>51032430
Shave it all off and pray that you don't have a weird head shape.

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>>51032430
Get a beard.

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>>51032488
The fabled redneck toupée?

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>>51032527
Dude. No girl "around her 20's " (legal reasons) likes men with full on beards. They love a shade stubble and a tight jawline.

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>>51032430
Chumbie...

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>>51032592
>No girl
Nah there's plenty that don't care or like it. You just have to make sure you groom it and keep your lines clean.
If you're a dirty bearded fatso then yeah no one is going to like that shit.

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>>51032540
Yes. Embrace the degenerate. Stop trying to look good with your clothes. You just look like a tryhard. It's cringe. That tshirt in your closet that you don't wear because you don't know why you bought it in the first place. It just looks weird and now it's too small. Wear it. Own it! And be the degenerate sex-symbol you where meant to be, anon!

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>>51030235
Shion is legit one of the easiest holo girls to invite out and Gura isn't any the wiser. Matsuri took her to the zoo and developed a crush for her early (probably while she was still underage), likes to buy matching stuff w/Aqua, humors Chloe's schizophrenic ass, and was the earliest one to arrive at the 2nd gen offcollab.

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Goob!

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>>51032760
Picrel is what you should go for. Trust me.

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I'm the king of /ggg/.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znH2jxIM6P4
It's over.

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>*reason for being unable to stream changes every month*
"Y-yeah I totally trust her guys, she's telling the truth and nothing but"

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>>51033333
Well, now you don't get any reason at all. Not sure it is better

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I'm the sex-symbol of /ggg/.
You need chiseled abs btw, buds. If you don't, you're just not competing. And also Adonis belt. Young chicks love Adonis belts, trust me.

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>>51033676
post pics bud, wanna see how thick, solid, and tight you are

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The time is now, buds. It is summer. It gets hot. Get a pump. Go for a jog through the park. Look awesome. Make the little birds giggle in awe and enthusiasm. It'll be a bit harder next year once again. Better hurry.

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>>51033987
No. I will be the victim of homoposting. I have seen it happen.

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>>51033987
It's not about being thick tho. It's about proportion and aesthetics.

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You need your waist to stay as small as possible. You need insane lats. Your delts need to be really out there because they're the widest part of your body. Traps need to be there but not more than a decent cherry on top. Your legs need to be just right. You don't want your arms too big either. Chest is to accentuate one's style. Abs need to be maxed in all cases and your belt is one for befitting of champions. This is the way.

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>>51034677
Would

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>>51034050
lets do it lads, lets get fit and make gura regret she left us!

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they got kingdom hearts perms

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Ahhhh, summer

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>>51034997
no fucking way, really?

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>>51035066
pekora dixit

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>>51034963
Gura may have left, but Zyzz is with us eternally. We're all gonna make it.

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>>51034963
Do it for yourself. You'll feel a lot better by default.
If you're really, really, fat, there's always actual shortcuts that actually work instead of retarded bullshit diets and supplements.
Clenbuterol
Winstrol
And nowadays there's also this ozempic thing. No excuse. Just take it for a while if that is what it takes. Yolo.

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>>51035166
Indeed. Zyzz was the real parasocial experience we all needed. Why did he leave us, bros? Why do all the great ones have to go so soon?

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>>51035246
Was meant for>>51035125(you)

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>>51034997
It really is over... kingdom hearts blows.

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>>51035246
I mean, apart from the obvious liver-failure.

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has goobs ever talked about KH? not that I expect her to stream it, just curious

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>>51035246
Believe in the Zyzz who believes in you.

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>>51035448
It was real, bros. I'm crying.

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>>51035348
I don't think so, but its choc full of didney. So if she ever comes back, and they still have perms, there's no way she doesn't play it.

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goop mornin
i love goopa

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>warned for talking about getting sunburned
ogey

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I'm thinking about setting out into the world as if I own the place. No permits, no parley and no excuses. I'll just take what I need whenever I like and be on my way. What are they gonna do? Give me a free place to sleep for a couple nights for stealing some food? Are they gonna fine me for taking a train I don't pay? What use is fining me if I don't have any money or home adress? What are they gonna take from me in return when I don't have anything to be taken from me? What are you gonna do against such a man, who has lost everything already?

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>>51036206
didnt ask

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>>51036235
Me neither.
*Steals your food*

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Kaela has a cunny model!

TuT

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ay chumbuds, i think you guys would like kaela stream now

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Tonight for sure

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Damn it. I'm hungry. It's not even 4pm yet. A bit early to break my fast but I only had like 1000 cal yesterday so I suppose it's fine.

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>>51037302
Whoa a fellow IF bud?

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>>51037442
well yeah. Not doing that is complete retardation.

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>>51037442
>>51037648
Based incessant feasting bros!

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Does anyone actually have any idea whats going on? Is she sick? Is she bored? Is she depressed? Hope shes okay.

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>>51038203
Sick of her fans yeah

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>>51038486
if you genuinely believe this, why? What do they do? She has so many and they clearly love her a lot, what did they do?

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>>51038651
I dunno. I didn't do anything wrong. I don't even beat old jokes like feet in chat

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>>51038651
My best guess is that she hates that they recently tried to "control" her behavior with the complaining about her lack of communication.
In her mind "Gura who communicates" is simply not an option so the complaining just makes her spiteful. Maybe it's plain laziness, maybe she really believes we aren't "entitled" to know absolutely anything about her, who cares at this point.
The current ghosting/stonewalling is obviously intentional so I can't think of any other reason beside it being her way of "teaching us a lesson". If some long-time members ragequit she probably thinks to herself "good".

Copebuds will tell you there's no spite, that she's really just afraid of "facing" us because she feels guilty about it all, but that theory does not line up with her actual behavior, such as the underhanded pre-chat shadowbanning.

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goob morning

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Just came back from the supermarket. Cute Muslim cunny from next door said hi to me. I'm winning bros.

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>>51039089
Problem with "teaching a lesson" theory is that it is a very dumb thing to do and can only backfire. You literally have to be very simple, very narrow minded and very childish to act like that. Like a kid running away from home to "punish" his parents or something.
I honestly don't think someone on that level of immaturity will be capable doing it for a long time (and it's already a way too long time).

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>>51039280
girls never say hi to me
im not even bad looking. i'm fit and average looking.
it could be the gura merch i wear that prevents them from talking to me

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>>51039280
Every Mohammed needs an Aisha. Inshallah.

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>>51039154
Makes me smile everytime... I miss this dumb shark

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>>51039430
As I've said. You need to look approachable by the youth. You need to look great. You need to dress young and look like a stylish degenerate. Boomers won't take you seriously but who cares about that?

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>>51039089
Oh, I also don't get "underhanded pre-chat shadowbanning" argument at al desu. Was there even such a thing as non-underhanded banning or wordf filtering? Looks like a regular moderator work to me, "these words or this guy causes trouble and/or arguing in chat, so this will be banned".

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>>51038203
Yes

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>>51039531
i think my beard makes me look old so i look like a boomer wearing anime girl tshirts

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>>51039556
Ah yes it was totally the mod that is banning a harmless world like "streaming", because as we all know Cover are the last people that would want Gura to stream.
Also they did this all without Gura's consent, because I said so.

Fucking retard.

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>>51039413
Sounds just like something Gura would do. When the way you teach the lesson is by being lazy and doing nothing it's very easy to keep doing it forever, especially when you get back into the habit of not streaming.

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>>51039605
Loose the beard and get to at least sub 12% body fat. Then you will be one handsome mf rocking a dope ass tshirt. It's not that hard, really.

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>>51039614
Why are you getting so riled up over this in an instant? Maybe take more than a second to read what I wrote?
I said "Looks like a regular moderator work to me", didn't say Gura couldn't be the mod. And you pretty much ignored everything else I said, because "moderator" triggered you.

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>>51039770
wont i scare away the cute gura-like girls though

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>>51039759
I am not going to argue that this is possible. But it's very immature and shortsighted. I have my doubts she's that bad.

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>>51039089
Humu, I see. Kronies had a similar arc where they tried to voice their displeasure of the lack of communication and some of it was well founded and some of it seemed like it came from a place of being spoiled, but either way. It was pretty early on with her time with Hololive so she was open to trying to change her ways, but I guess Gura is a bit too far along in her time where she doesnt care about changing her ways and thinks chat should know their place.

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I always had the feeling she'd try to brush away drama with her goofy "faceroll on keyboard" style of writing and the lolsorandom humor ("garlic bread"). It worked so well too considering how many people genuinely thought she wasn't aware of the fanbase's voices.
The realization that this time she can't just brush it all off with a garlic bread tweet must have completely stunlocked her.

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>>51039881
She sure isn't mature or longsighted though. I guess I don't have as much faith in her as you.

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>>51039413
yeah but in her mind what other option is there? go outright and say, "this annoys me. stop doing this" and risk all the drama and damage to her image? would management even let her say something like that? even then most people don't like doing that even when it's necessary because it makes them look stuck up or sensitive to some people. and gura is pretty scared of confrontation as well. maybe she thinks it's better to just ignore it when it comes and try to minimize it happening by not streaming when it becomes too much.

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>>51040120
I like that better that simple angle "she hates us" or similar.
But frankly, it's likely several factors. Feel free to pick any number of: "poor drama handling", "harrasment", "health", "workload", "personal life", "behind the scene conflicts", "graduation plans", etc etc.
And at the end of the day it would all be guesswork.

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At the end of the day, 0% of the cope is able to cancel out the fact that she decides to leave us in the dark because she doesn't care about us.
Unless she's in prison.

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>>51039921
>Kronies had a similar arc
Kronies had homos and Gabe problems. Don't compare Gura with cucks

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>brat being lazy and not streaming
>this constitutes as drama nowadays
Wow

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>>51040311
Hmm, I think that's an option frankly. It's been done by other holomembers in the past I believe (not that it worked well in some cases though). But her image is kind of already taking damage and there's already drama going on.
Another option would be to just announce hiatus right away (without end date would be even better, but there's concert soon) and wait for the things to calm down.

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She already said she won't really stream much in the forseeable future. She worded it like shit sure but it's just like when people go "I'm taking care of my mental and physical health right now so no streams" (TL note: I'm lazy) and people generally accept it.

The issue is she has no reason to communicate or be on her HL account at all if there's no work to be done. People think she should constantly be in contact with them despite not streaming, which makes no sense.
She doesn't need to give "updates" when she already told you what the future will look like.

But chumbuds threw a shitfit so she's going the extra mile to ghost them so they learn to shut up.

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So uhh...any porn with official model yet?

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The fact that she stopped even liking stuff on twitter means there's something seriously off with her. She was more active during hiatus. Either complete burn out or depression.

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>>51040830
she literally said that she's busy and is working on a lot which drains her small battery. maybe theres something else but holy shit these schizo made up rrats are annoying. give her space and wait or cry to Cover instead of here every day

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>>51040896
>can't take 5 minutes to update her fans or 2 minutes to like some random art
How LAZY do you have to be?

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>>51040896
>she's busy and is working on a lot
Delivery soon :)

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>>51040896
Yeah working on her bd live like last year so Cover can cancel it again wich leads to depression and apathy.

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>>51041054
>>51040981
>>51040937
i dont get whats the point of coming here if you clearly dislike Gura. isnt it enough to shit up the catalog?

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>>51041102
go back to your discord

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>>51040896
Erm, I'd prefer all the crying would stay mostly here.

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>>51040896
When she's working on holo stuff she always takes time to like some arts on twitter. For me she's probably dealing with irl stuff and as we know she completely disconnects herself from hololive when shit like this happens.

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>>51041285
>For me she's probably dealing with irl stuff
yeah, grinding Outlast with her discord friends off-stream all day.

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>>51041317
is she not allowed to play games with her own friends to unwind?

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>>51041174
Same, besides they all type the same. You can easily filter them.

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>>51041317
>friends
looks like someone's jealous

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>>51041392
That isn't the issue, the issue is that she's dedicating that much time to it while we're left to starve. No one would give a shit if we had streams.

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>>51041392
Unwind from what?

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>>51041478
>we

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>>51041507
Sorry, I meant stream watching chumbies. Didn't mean to include you.

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>>51041478
there's a difference between playing games you enjoy with people you're close to vs. having to entertain thousands of strangers while schizos make rrats about you if you upset them slightly

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>>51034997
>Square
JP did, don't expect shit for EN

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>>51035678
kek like oshi like mods

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>>51041639
What does this have to do with my post?

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>>51042114
Why does she move her hips like that?

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>>51042471
She's holding her pee

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I can't stop listening to AI Goomba's cover of Cupid.

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it's amazing that chumbies learned nothing in high school
did you not get burned enough times by crushing on the popular girls and ignoring the homely and weird ones
you are literally living through that again, but now you're fucking 30 or beyond, isn't that just silly

[Anonymous No.]

Should I splurge?

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member post

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Gura, I'm getting drunk this evening after 3 weeks of being sober. I know it's not your fault but it would help me if you streamed.

[Anonymous No.]

This COULD be Gura.
She CHOOSES not to be it.

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>>51039154
Ah starting the day off strong with some nyamunyamy

[Anonymous No.]

I splurged.

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>>51043184
Based. Post pantieshots when you can

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>>51043244
I didn't get the figure.

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>>51043273
I should splurge later too

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>>51042923
P O P

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Stream today?

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>>51043338
nice

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>>51043184
>>51043338
Don't goom on it.

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>>51043347
yeah, in your mouth

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>>51043134
the difference maker is partly innate (drive) and partly external (being at the bottom at least once)
look at Kiara/Mori, they gave concerts to empty rooms for years

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>>51043552
So the problem is that she's brat born with a silver spoon

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>>51043855
Not exactly a "silver spoon" but she's talented enough to the point she never had to work hard for anything. She could restart her online identity somewhere and even if Gawr Gura never existed she'd still become popular solely off of her voice.
Just think about it from her position, fanbases aren't something she ever "grinded" for, it's just something that happens to her.

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>>51043855
sorta
since success is something that just tends to happen to her, the most negative things she remembers about it becomes the demands and expectations of the fans, compared to the shit others went through like trying to survive on a measly budget in a foreign country, employers abusing the visa laws against you, people giving you the side eye or leaving when you open or close the show for your more popular colleagues etc.
for Gura being called out by chat is literally the worst thing to ever happen in relation to her career aside from being doxxed

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>>51044081
>>51044103
Gura is a treasure. What an amazing lass

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Where is the fucker who said that we still get 7 days of shark leading up to her birthday? fuck you buddy

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>>51044180
in a way, yes, but it's kind of a case of a child actor/actress - only a small number of them have a strong enough moral spine to survive a head-on collision with entertainment business and popularity

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>>51044386
I mean, there's 11 days left, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Ngl, I love booba Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

Wa

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She decided last year in September to give us one more year. She started strong with October but got the corona and lost her momentum. Never ended up picking pace again. It's almost September again...

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>>51044593
ogey

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At the end of the day, 0% of the cope is able to cancel out the fact that she decides to leave us in the dark because she doesn't care about us.
Unless she's in prison.

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https://youtu.be/U80vDEoN2zE

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>>51044780
She knows she's quitting. She's not gonna tell us that. She doesn't want us to find out. She's done lying to us. I don't believe she likes doing that. Therefore she decided to avoid us. and to send us a message and to give us hints.bso that we would not be entirely unready when the time arrives.

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I do think she feels bad about keeping us waiting for "coming back strong for you" for six months only to give up on us. Although not enough to not give up on it all, apparently.

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>>51043134
and you could not be a giant shitstain on society but you know, not everyone's perfect

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>>51045325
There is 0 reason to believe she feels anything but complete indifference

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>>51045463
NTA but society is a giant shitstain by itself. Way to go and out yourself for being a cringe ass corporate drones of a boomer. What happened to this place, man?

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