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50981614 No.50981614 [Reply] [Original]

She's gonna stream on her birthday because she totally wants to and has great stuff to show us, right?

>> No.50981677 [DELETED] 

>>50981614
No she wants (your) money, what a jew

>> No.50981711

>>50981677
fpbp

>> No.50981736

>>50981614
Where the 2 original songs she promised to release a year ago? She’s like Elon musk who’s saying he’s gonna deliver self driving car for 8 years in a year or so.

>> No.50981752
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50981752

Yes finally, i cant wait to see what shes been working on this whole time, gonna be exciting to finally see it

>> No.50981787

>>50981752
Her big announcement will be cup merch.

>> No.50981838

>>50981787
cup my balls, faggot

>> No.50981975
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>>50981787
>>50981838
Meant to say bowl.

Last year, she made a huge deal out of this merch, like she’s gonna announce her next original song.

>> No.50982030

>>50981614
What the fuck, are you preparing your cope already?

>> No.50982078

She is basically forced to do a birthday stream because of the mandated merch shilling.
But I wonder how she's gonna spin the whole ghosting thing (which at this point is very clearly intentional, I mean she disabled pre-chat and only does collabs to avoid talking to chat directly), because the more she drags it out the more awkward it gets.

My guess is that she's just gonna bite the "pretend nothing is wrong" bullet and deliver the good old
>hiiiyaaah chumbeeeees!!asjdasdjoijf im so exciteeeeed to celebrate with you let's goooo!! garlic bread asdasdjoikwoqekw
which will be truly funny knowing the stream is happening only because of merch.

>> No.50982107

>>50981975
Cute bowl.

>> No.50982219

>>50981736
Gura is the Elon Musk of vtubing?

>> No.50982236

>>50981614
No matter what is going on between Gura and management they will find some way to get her to stream on her birthday. Of course there were people saying that about Haachama and her 5th anniversary.

>> No.50982290

>>50982078
What's fucking wild is a good 95% of her fans (who are left) haven't realized this, even though she's the only Holo who takes entire months off without notice or explanation.

>> No.50982374

>>50981752
She said it will be the biggest yet.
I'm sure she's in frantic mode. Trying her best to prevent half of it being removed like her last 3D Live.

>> No.50982484
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>>50982290
I mean if you're still a chumbud by this point nothing's gonna wake you up. They will just loop back to the "health" cope.
It's just the way humans work, in any community there's always the equivalent of Q-Tards who go down with the ship as true believers.

>> No.50982585

>>50982484
My donos coming in be like:
>"Money for your cancer treatment"
>"Money for the baby"
>"Money to pay for a therapist so you work up the mental fortitude to fucking stream again"
>"Money to develop AI Gura"

>> No.50982848

>>50981614
I'm curious about who the guests will be this time.
I expect Pekora. If noticed, Gura appears in others' 3D Lives that guests on her own.
The usual umisea members.
Half were cut out from her last 3D Live. So it may be members that haven't made appeared in her 3D lives before.

>> No.50982956

>>50981614
You will eat your merch like a good boy and get one of those fake 3D streams animated by Kanauru that will make people go ''WOW GURA SURE WAS WORKING HARD'' when most of the time is just him doing everything for the girls

>> No.50982966

>>50982078
The birthday "stream" will consist entirely of an animation by Kanauru, mostly using audio clips from past streams. That's how she'll avoid having to interact with chat.

>> No.50982967

Stfu already nobody is pregnant, she's just very fucking lazy

>> No.50982990

>>50982078
>the stream is happening only because of merch.
What sucked for Gura was she spent all that time and money to make her last 3D Live, but it took half year later before that merch was released. Right after 3D shoiwcase, HoloFes, and with her other merch being released at the same time. Could have made much more money if Cover let her release her Daki on time. But I'm sure she still made bank.

>> No.50983015

>>50982848
There's no concert my dude

>> No.50983047

>>50981614
fuck off bannedvt flip

>> No.50983089
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50983089

bag

>> No.50983155

>>50982966
It's a 3D Live. The type that got cancelled by NijiEN due to 'covid'. Time and money out of her own pocket, that only two HoloEN have done so far, and this will be Gura's third.
Talking about promises, is there a release date for Niji's AR postponed event?

>> No.50983216

>>50983015
If they canceled Gura's concert, then explais her absence.

>> No.50983312

>>50982078
gura has already made it very clear that she isn't going to adress anything. she'll ban a few words from chat, do a little song and dance and fuck off again until her graduation.

>> No.50985143

penis

>> No.50987499

peniss

>> No.50987739

penisss

>> No.50987789

>>50981614
Yes. Merch, specifically.

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>>50983089

>> No.50988881

They’re gonna do a concert with the same songs LMFAOOO

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