/hag/ - Clean Watamelon Edition

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been waiting for this, was just about to bake it myself

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>>50900689
The wolfu has some moves

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Miosha is cute! CUTE!

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>>50900553
>clean watamelon
What if I posted a naughty Watamelon instead?

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>>50900553
Handlebars

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Bros...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE8NM5c476U

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>>50902381
>AZKi asmr
I am not prepared.

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>>50902459
I guess this is where all that talk about being Sora's pet was headed huh?

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Post absolute saggers

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>>50908345
sag but sideways

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>>50908345
Elf milkers

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My haglust is reaching dangerously critical levels

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Hi

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>>50911409
>i just finished emptying my sack to hags on gelbooru
are you me? I've never touched genshin once but I immediately found out Lisa was over 30 when I watched someone's stream, damn I'd give her children
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hello there

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>>50911625
late night tonight?

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>>50911625
Hi

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did buttons wear a bra on stream today?

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>>50912512
She didn't stream today

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>>50912105
Tried to stay awake to post it as soon as the new thread was up but I was too tired

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>>50911625
'ello

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Hag sex?

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Good night, dream of sweet little old ladies.

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>>50909259
>sag but sideways
SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGSSSS

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>>50915125
Guess not.

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>>50912597
Why does she stream without wearing a bra so often?

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I finally memorized hiragana and katakana. Idk what to do now. Do I just use anki to learn kanji?

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>>50916284
bras can be uncomfortable and it feels really nice to just let the breasts be free. unless theyre tender and become painful when moving around, then bras are nice

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So uh, there'a this hag I've been seeing round my village. I dunno why, but she looks hot.

Too bad she's married with a kid. And the hubby is someone brother knows. So whatever chances I had were burned and the ashes scattered.

I just copium by smiling at her when I see her. And she smiles back at me.

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>>50911625
Hi

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>>50917173
That's a shame, good for her though. You can always stick around and see if she has a friend
>>50916611
Go to the Daily Japanese thread on /jp/, use the guide on OP. And dont be afraid to just pay classes. No one knows better how to teach you Japanese than a Professor

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>>50918790
There was another back in college but she has too many red flags. I dont wanna be caught fucking her by either the security or her bf.

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>>50918878
I supposed the biggest red flag was her cheating on her boyfriend

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https://vxtwitter.com/_Muscleboii/status/1666012943862104069/photo/1
https://vxtwitter.com/_Muscleboii/status/1666340486054031362

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>>50918790
thanks

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>>50920585
The fact that she said she had one while teasing me sexually was a wtf moment. Pretty sure the hags here dont do that.

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>>50922593
That's a full roastie. Infidelity is something only the most evil person do

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>>50922639
What's the point of words?

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>>50922639
Mama told me not to meddle with others' toys.

For some positives tho, I had hot senpais in college. And they liked me around. Some even also qualify for /choc/.

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New AZKi's original song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdGZUER6Jpo

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>>50923403
something about that writing... it annoys me a lot...
a weird feeling, innit? it just hurts to read...

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>>50923594
You suspect me an FBI? Lol, I dont even come from the country its in.

What's irritating tho with what I said? The whole toy part?

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Monster Hunting with Koyo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckQYthbYKKA

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>>50923683
god, it just keeps getting worse

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>>50923745
NTA but I don't get it neither, what you're talking about?

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>>50923745
I'm also confused.

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>>50924123
I swear if its that same asshole who posted THAT face to shit on /hag/ once.

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>>50924627
Now I'm even more confused.

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>>50924801
Qrd is that someone posted their face to see if he's what Pochi would like. Some mf used it later to shit on /hag/ in the hag vs zoomer thread. They said "I choose the side without Flips".

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I love hags so much bros

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>>50925244
Lemee toss on my Chucks and I'll see her in 15

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>>50925008
Kek that's pretty funny.
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Yes

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>>50925332
Fifteen minutes gets me about a guarter mile, then I have to stop and rest for a few hours. Honestly I'm surprised I can still stand, my family and I all thought I'd be wheelchair bound at 30.

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>>50925244
I'll be there in 10!

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>>50926299
Jesus, you should be able to walk at least half a mile in that time

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Too much sag?

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>>50926562
I'm pretty sure I've talked about my back before.

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>>50926659
I remember now, that completely slipped my mind my bad

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>>50926800
Nah, it's fine.
>>50926652
No such thing, this is delicious.

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>>50926963
Ah Botan...the first hag I got in my FE hack. And then Mio after the chapter Botan is in if you end it by boss kill.

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>>50926659
Have you gone to the doctor yet? a traumatologist could help you with that. I used to had a really strong and hot lower back pain when I was in highschool and some months of teraphy helped it. Now I have to go again because my left knee started to hurt a lot every time I play Football

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>>50926652
I want to sink my face in there and breath in her scent

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Saggy

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>>50927231
Can't afford it. I also had to drop my psychiatrist and psychotherapist. Down to GP, optometrist, and dentist, the latter two are bottom of the barrel tier.

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>>50928669
Oh, you're american... I'm sorry then

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>>50926299
Is that by walking or running?

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>>50925244
Lemme get my race bike, be there in 5 mins
Also good talking point, maybe she’ll be my riding buddy?
You don’t wear panties in bike shorts, too much chafing

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>>50929582
Would it still count as breeding if I were to try impregnating Lui through her butt?

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>>50930727
All hags holes need some filling just make sure you still have space for the main dish

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>>50930770
There's no anal for hagbros, only the best holes can be penetrated (mouth for "degrading" and pussy for baby-making)

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>>50930988
>There's no anal for hagbros
I don't think hags will agree on that!

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>>50930988
The mouth is for cleanup though

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>>50931037
I have never dated a hag that was into it
>>50931138
What do you have to clean? Every drop better get into her pussy. No wasting

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>>50931288
Any leftover juices have o get cleaned up. Also, I want to hear her mouth do the little pop sound when she lets go.

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>>50928690
Yes.
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>running
Lol.

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>>50931569
>hear her mouth do the little pop sound when she lets go.
Uhmmmm... That's pretty hot ngl. Unfortunately that leftover jouice could be the one that finally gets in there and does its job. You never know

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>>50930988
Based.
>>50931037
Botan will just have to learn to live without buttsex.

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>>50930988
Real hagbros just will use any hole which is offered. It's about what the hag wants not you.

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>>50932543
https://files.catbox.moe/d2az4w.jpg
No, she won't. I'll give her all the buttsex she can handle so long as the normal babymaking sex is still on the table.

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>>50930988
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Based
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>>50931569
Hot as fuck, drained is the dream

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>>50932884
Not a big fan of being an M. It gets boring after a while. If she sometimes wants to top I can let her

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>>50932884
I always saw anal as more of a sign that she likes you enough that she's willing to endure the discomfort for your pleasure

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>>50933148
So why look a gift horse in the mouth?

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ESL hag trying to not ragequit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12l0WT0rzcw

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>>50932884
>>50933148
I just don't find anuses appealing. All the sexy stuffs are in the front.

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>>50932884
Would totally rim her butthole if she asked me

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>>50933378
I'm a stand-and-carrybro so I 100% agree with this. Locking eye with your hagshi is the most erotic thing you can do

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>>50933378
Same, nothing makes me feel more proud when I can get a hag to squirt like a fountain
Love eating pussy too, shame lots of guys don’t do it cause it’s not really a thing in porn
The most important thing is her pleasure first

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>>50933529
>ywn do a stand and carry and your hagshj whispers into your ear to make her a mommy

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>>50932884
Every* hole. Otherwise based.

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>>50933624
>whispers into your ear to make her a mommy
That's an instant nut, no matter at which stage am I or if I'm trying to keep it up to come together. As soon as those words come out I'm done for until round 2

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>>50932884
id just want us to experience each other in whatever way feels comfortable. anal could be fun to play around with sometimes but wouldnt do it or any other position if either me or her are uncomfortable. the ideal hag relationship would be us able to talk about these things,exploring our bodies and having full trust. ive heard that its actually not so common for couples to talk about their sexual desires with one another. I always found that a bit depressing if it's true.

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>>50933775
Basically this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tAvLBDJCxNk

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>>50933868
>not so common for couples to talk about their sexual desires with one another
Every fetish (even the tamer ones) has a layer of stigma in a civilised society, also young adults are often sheltered from these kind of topics for fear of scarring them, when ironically it's the best age for them to learn about how this stuff works since most likely they're having sex or are going to in the near future. That's the biggest contributor. Another huge issue is that nowadays everyone has trust issues for some reason, so not only it takes a while to trust your partner with your own feelings sometimes, let alone your sexual desires. It's fucking stupid

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How would you all feel if you get a hag and you love eachother a whole lot and she loves everything you do but you end up not being sexually compatible? Like she hates a certain fetish you’re not into or has trauma

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>>50934185
>sees link
I know what that is. I'm NOT opening it! I'm on a bus rn

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>>50934285
There are very few fetishes that would be a hard no, and they're a hard no for a reason. Trauma can possibly be worked through depending on the circumstances.

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>>50934285
I wouldn't say that disliking other's fetish means we're sexually uncompatible

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>>50934238
>fetish has stigma
That’s why bdsm kinksters still go to munches after all the mainstream depictions in 50 Shades of Grey and stuff, it’s still looked down upon

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>>50934238
>Every fetish (even the tamer ones) has a layer of stigma in a civilised society, also young adults are often sheltered from these kind of topics for fear of scarring them
I mean I can kinda get it. but it feels like there are mostly two extremes. people who bring up their fetishes in public constantly and base their identity on it or people who cant even talk about it with their long term partner.
>>50934285
disliking fetishes is fine. the one major thing that would break it for me is if she didnt want children. I want to start a family if I find a partner.

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>>50934653
>50 Shades of Grey
>it’s still looked down upon
Exactly
>>50934675
>people who bring up their fetishes in public constantly and base their identity on it or people who cant even talk about it with their long term partner.
It's because of the former that you have the latter unfortunately. A few bad apples ruin the bunch and as human being we're pretty good at tribalfagging so everything different is bad until proven good

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>>50934675
>not wanting kids is a deal breaker
Sadly dated lots of hags who don’t want any, by that age most already have kids of their own and they’re totally done or through a recent divorce
Clicked with a hag recently and she let me know on the second date she didn’t want any, sucks but we’re still friends and occasional fwb

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>>50935222
You probably dated roasties

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>>50935222
>on the second date she didn’t want any
At least she was upfront, good on her. Don't give up hagbro!

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>>50934653
>>50935051
Been to one of those once, it’s pretty kino talking about bdsm in a non sexual context, lots of rope tying (which helps in daily life) and boundaries
Giving a hag a pet collar I personally made myself means a bit more to me than a wedding ring

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>>50935293
Nah it’s just my area I’m in
Even the biggest city near me most marry early and by 30 they’re divorced with kids

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>>50935369
Shibari can be a real artform, especially if it’s casually hidden under clothing

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I will lick Botan clean

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>>50935647
normally i dont like bondage but this looks great.but i dont think id want my hag to go out like that in public it might be a bit too much. it could be fun to see her like this at home

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>>50931579
Sorry for the late reply but am I wrong? I read your reply and was under the impression that you needed to rest after 15 minutes of running or something.

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>>50933148
>>50933378
It's an exit, not an entrance

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>>50933529
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>>50933775
Reminds me of that greentext of some anon shagging an older woman for the first time and being completely ruined after it
>>50934285
We've had this conversation here before, sexual compatibility is not a overt deciding factor for me, as long as we can still satisfy each other in what matters and eventually decide on whether to have kids or not, it'll work out for me. Despite the countless liters of cum I've lost, haglust is still a cherry on top when determining the relationship

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>>50937080
>for the first time
nah
>completely ruined after it
WDYM?

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>>50937080
>Reminds me of that greentext of some anon shagging an older woman for the first time and being completely ruined after it
probably not the same one but you made me think of this
will any hagchuubas be a mother to me?

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>>50936688
You are wrong, I said 15 minutes of WALKING. I can run for about forty five seconds.

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>>50938656
That's hot...

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southerner hag's trying her hand at midwest emo songs for karaoke today! please send help
https://www.twitch.tv/kotomisnacks

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>>50935987
You can always hide it behind a big coat so the rope doesnt show
Part of the fun for some subs is the thrill of doing something in public only the two you know like hidden vibrators where you control it up her pussy

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>>50933529
Love how so many more people are realizing the pure erotic comfy that is stand and carry
Full nelson is for hatefucking plebs

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The stand and carry position is called suspended congress if you wanted to search up more images of it. I've also grown an appreciation for it lately this past year, it's very romantic and lewd in one combo.
That said, I think full nelson is great too, it just depends on the mood.

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>>50900553
I can smell this picture.

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>>50938667
This is also another dumb thing for me but are you also >>50926299 which I am now quoting a second time? I was going off by that and I saw no mention of "walking" hence the confusion and why I had to ask.
Its stupid I know.

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>>50940597
>>50940729
I always thought the full nelson thing was just some jap thing like guys getting their nipples licked

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>>50941233
It's a very aggressive position that requires trust between the two people performing it. Not all the art for it consists of hate fucking, there's definitely people out there who genuinely enjoy it. It is without a doubt, a very horny position. You can look up a bunch of stuff about it.

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>>50938163
>>50938656
I was just quoting what the greentext had said. Of course being changed by hags is no where near ruined, but the anon typed that out admist his panic after shooting the biggest load in his life
Picrel, I found it

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>>50940729
I often forget people actually study and think about this shit in commonplace. The only shit I know is oral, paizuri, thigh sex, cowboy, and the 2 relevant positions for impregnation

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>>50941142
Sorry about that. Yes.

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>>50941924
Then I must apologise for having to ask whether it was by running or walking and also thank you for answering my question as I was a bit confused at first.
I'm gonna stop shitting up the thread now.

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>>50941233
There's plenty of it in American porn.

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>>50943077
That's true I suppose I just honestly can't remember the last time I ever saw it though

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>>50940133
I skimmed but didn't hear american football. maybe i just missed it

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>>50955198
Family of 5 incoming with those outfits on mio

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Quaso

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>>50910328

What about them?

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>>50911625

Heya

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>>50960668
I want to fondle them

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>>50940729
Luckly I've been able to perform it a decent amount of times and I can say for a fact is one of the most intimate positions if you can pull it off
>pretty good penetration
>you can lock eyes with your partner
>show off upper body strength
>your partner can lean in for kisses/whispers easily, giving her something to have fun with too
>when you're finished you can leave her panting while resting her head on your shoulder
It's pure bliss

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hag ass

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>>50964114
This lion chick I swear...

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>>50965577
What do you mean?

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What are Koyori's strengths?

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>>50966124
her finger play

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>>50966867
Nothing came from the rumors about her graduating

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>>50965679
That was me getting howni

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>>50966124
Strong throat. (Said it herself in the debut)

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where would you take your hag for a date and what would you do? hard mode, no sex. youd do that regardless

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Test

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>>50974988
now post hags

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>>50976017
I've been trying but it doesnt let me post images

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>>50976895
what's it saying?

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>>50972297
Her having a smooth tongue sounds more appealing to me.

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>>50976965
Nothing, submission succeded, but the post doesnt load, I thought 4chan was down for a moment. I'll try with my PC later

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>>50977675
let's see now

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>>50977827
Mio’s really bringing out her Big God energy

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>>50977827
weird, I guess it just doesn't work on my phone
>>50973714
I would go in a trip to an onsen in Hokkaido, we'd spend the night naked so we warm ourselves with our body heat

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>>50900689
Aaaand that dance is making me want to have enough kids with Mio to make two soccer teams play with each other

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>>50977902
Private onsens are kino (cause public isnt mixed gender)
You rent a ryokan and get a onsen bath in your bathroom all to yourselves, plus you get to go in the shower to cool yourself off after
It’s second only to swimming naked in a private pool under the summer night holding eachother close (done it a few times and its so nice, one of the few reasons I dont wanna move to the city again)

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>>50973714
>failed ornithologist
I'd take her to the National Zoo, though i haven't been since college, which was ten years ago. I hear they completely changed the aviary's theme, which is a shame. I liked the indoor rainforest.

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>>50973714
Out for a bite somewhere. Havent got their faves down just yet. (Marine and Polka) Nothing better than good food and drink and a wonderful woman to share it with.

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I'm starting to get a liking to this wolf, is there something I should know before I get too deep?

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>>50983731
Taiga won't let you live

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>>50983731
She doesn’t wear panties around the house cause it’s “good for your health”, convinced multiple chuubas to try it out
Had lots of her vids deleted due to the game permissions apocalypse
Motherly as hell, her rm looks like a typical mom too
Only slightly older than Korone who is second oldest in all of Hololive so they bond over shared nostalgia
Loves tarot cards (got me into it)
puked and farted on stream a few times by accident

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>>50985318
Iirc, the oldest of every Holo, even against the bois?

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Inb4 I get flamed for even mentioning the bois of Holo.

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>>50985684
from the homos the only thing I know is that their fans call Rikka an ojisan and that he's married. I don't know if he's +40

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Would you be fine with your hagshi being a futa?

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>>50986726
Does she still have saggers and a hole for me? Then fuck yea, I don’t care. We’ll have to talk about her using my holes tho…

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>>50987005
Full package, pussy, balls, dick
Saggers

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>>50986726
aight kids listen up

at some point in life you will run out of traditional ways to have fun, and you're left with 2 choices;
Explore, or remain miserable for the rest of your life

up to you

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>>50986726
Only if there's another girl involved and she's the only futa in the mix.

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>>50987091
That’s why I love bdsm
So much exploration and subsets anyone can be comfy or as hard as they like
From fuzzy handcuffs all the way to bloodplay and scarification there’s a huge range to play with

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>>50987091
coworker in his 60s once told me that the greatest pleasure he’s ever felt was his wife eating his gooch. i aspire to have a life like this man

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>>50986726
What this guy >>50987083 said. If there's no vulva I'm not interested.

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>>50986726
Yes.
https://files.catbox.moe/sal8so.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/5sy6fd.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/3wzy2p.png

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>>50900553
too thin + NEEDS to stop shaving + should be pregnant (minimum triplets) (all mine) + should be lactating + darkened nipples from lactation + should be married (to me)

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>>50988161
Well, there's at least one that is possibily covered already, not by you tho

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>>50988277
>not by you tho
Actually it is me, in fact

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>>50988161
Fun fact, nipples darken when pregnant because it allows the baby to find the nipple when breastfeeding

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>>50986726
Not even a question, of course.

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>>50986726
Yes because then I get to suck a dick I've always wanted to without being gay and then I get to know what eating cum tastes like (which I've tried to do but always chicken out when I hit my orgasm).
The thing I'd be scared of though is getting fucked in the ass. I don't want her dick covered in shit.

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>>50990325
I think you're supposed to have an enema before getting fucked, my problem with anal is that it must be a pain in the ass to do all the preparation

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Would you be fine with your hagshi not being real?

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>>50990401
What do you mean?

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>>50990393
badum tss

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>>50990325
>I get to suck a dick I've always wanted to
>I get to know what eating cum tastes like
>without being gay
Anon...

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>>50990325
>>50991565
Guys can be bi too

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>>50991565
There's nothing wrong with wanting to suck cock as long as it's attached to a woman's body

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>>50990325
>He doesn't give brojobs to his bros
Incredibly gay

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>>50991852
Personally a fan of frotting and looking into their eyes but thats fine
(You can do it with girls too, it’s “sumata” in JP)

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>>50991565
I blame my curiosity watching porn videos and always self-inserting as the female when she's sucking a nice, meaty dick. Always gets me horny but I always hate it when the guy is close to climax, he always jerks himself off instead of letting the girl finish him off. Or how the girl always lets the cum go out her mouth when she's still sucking him when he's in the middle of blowing his load in her mouth.
>>50991852
Basically this, yeah. I like to imagine scenarios in my head that if I HAD to suck a guys dick, then every part of him is invisible and the only thing I can see is that large, meaty penis waiting to be freed from its prison and the smell it'd emit when I want to sniff it and then end up getting drunk on how smelly it smells.
To be honest sucking dick turns me on more than actual sex does. I'd suck my hags dick all day if I could but I'd also let her fuck me in the ass if she wanted to.

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>>50990540
All of this. vtubing never existed and this is just a shared delusion most of humanity got put into to cope with the fact this world is beyond fucked and we're just slowly careening into oblivion

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>>50992459
I regret what I said, you're a full homo. I was talking about futa's dick. Women with both genitals, you just want to suck men cock

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>>50992580
I mean if it were an delusion, it should be one where we actually get to experience happy endings instead of just watching random women streaming and pretending they're your girlfriend to take as much money they can from you.
Funny that you post Polka, the one that made me want to drop vtubers and reafirmed my hate in women. I fucking hate women who do porn

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>>50992719
Being a shared one you have no saying in it though.
>spoiler
I'll post Polka as much as I want. I love her!

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>>50992581
Its like you ignored the part where I said I'd suck my hag's dick all day if I could and mostly focused on the bit where I said the thing that got me into wanting to suck a dick is porn videos and me self-inserting as a female.
Whatever, I'll stop shitting the thread up further. Real men are disgusting anyway (except the dick part) and the only 2D men I like looking at (not that I do it anyway because my mind is on other stuff) is the ones that look really girly and feminine. I'm likely bi but I'll never test it out.

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>>50990401
Personally think of my hagshi as a goal to acheive
Don’t simp over her just find someone similar to her

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You’re not a true hagchad unless you’re willing to eat a hag’s pussy

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>>50993123
It's alright anon, post whatever you want. I already took my meds, I'm just gonna hide it so it doesn't hurt
>>50993137
I think you would enjoy some threads in /d/

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>all these replies
who tf are you people? Are we being raided?

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>>50993698
It's the afternoon/evening in most places anon, so there are a lot of anons with free time to post here. Also the thread usually gets a lot of replies when there's an actual conversation like in this thread

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>>50993698
Didn't know I shared a thread with a bunch of faggots

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>>50993830
Not the first time we talked about futa hags, and surely won't be the last one

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Based saggy Marine

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>>50993698
>>50993830
>>50993874
All this talk about impregnating hags and it turns out, people wanna suck their dicks instead lmao

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>>50993166
>just find someone similar to her
I had one and threw it away... Pain

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>>50993943
Imprengating hags or getting impregnated by hags, anyways, someone will end Filled with cum!

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>>50990401
>>50992580
Honestly I don't know. Surprisingly, vTubers were amongst the very few things that restored my faith in women as well as helping me in many areas of my social life here or there. There's already enough propped up vile delusions disguised as "hobbies" and such, so if vTubers were actually completely virtual or say actually males with le voicechangers , I genuinely don't know where I'd be philosophically, mentally and socially. probably stowed away in my room, on the run or in a holding cell

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>>50993166
Hm. Same. I've long since come to terms with the sheer impossible chance of actually meeting my favorite hags but their existence gives me hope of better people being out there, probably tucked away just like we are. God willing, I improve myself and maybe a hag will be waiting for me somewhere down the line. If not, I'll take being single over a modern zoomer/roastie

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>>50994465
>zoomer/roastie
There's no family dream with any of 'em so why even try?

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>>50994465
Hags aren't going to be waiting for you dumbass. You have to go out and find them.

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>>50993980
Same here, I regret it everyday
My 18 year old brain was stupid
She was like 30 and in a grad program at college
Think she would be 45 or so today

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>>50994317
I’m just happy I know there’s people of the opposite sex out there that are just as nerdy and into the same fetishes as me
Vtubers confirmed it

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>>50993247
Yes. Especially if it's loose and very hairy.
>>50993939
Based and same. https://files.catbox.moe/55p82w.png

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>>50993943
I'd rather see a hag try her absolute best trying to impregnate me even though its physically impossible to make a male pregnant.
But do you know what I want more? Just to cuddle and laze about in bed with my hag and her not wanting to let me go because she's so comfy right now.
And just as I mentioned "laze about" I instantly thought of Polka's "become potatoes" cover.

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>>50993943
(1) shitposting faggot wants to suck dicks and is spamming a thread about women with it, proving yet again you can’t live and let live with these freaks.

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>>50998820
You are very angry about PP.

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>>50999077
No you're just a lala prancing homo trying to derail this thread.

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>>50999122
You aren't even posting hags.

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>>50998820
Going by that logic, wanting to fuck real women who are hags is also spamming the thread.

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>>50986726
No. There are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits. Anyone saying otherwise is gay or at the very least bi

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you're all retarded, stop arguing about the logistics of throating meat and post hangers instead

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>>51000215
Yes, let's.

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>>51000215
I wish the meidos would work on banning clear retards spamming derailing shit, roasties, etc instead of a couple pixels of bush or SFW pregnant art but oh well, instead we have to endure closeted faggots using futa discussion as an outlet

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>>51000676
This ain't your hugbox bro.

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hag... after work....

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>>51001156
Not your landfill dump for a thread either, post some saggers instead of being a bitch

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>>50993980
>>50995974
Story time anons, what happened and how'd you screw up

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>>51008260
There's no Lui feet art I can get into. This is the best looking one though

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>>51010180
She looks in disconfort so nah...
>>51009871
I've told the story here before but qrd I have dated a 35 yo girl when I was 23 and fucked it up for wanting to party instead of trying to better my situation with work and get a more stable job.

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>>51009731
sheep

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>Anon... Can we... spend the day inside?.. It's mating season..

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kon kon~

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https://twitter.com/takanelui/status/1667003586965032961?t=9DdK2VDsmrYB8pp9gQIX8g&s=19
Be ready hagbros. It's going to be pure concentrated haglove!

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>>51018796
Unlimited hag sex!

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>>50996307
>picrel
is this real??

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>>51018796
hags acting this cutesy....need romance correction

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>>51020100
It's fake but I choose to believe it anyway.

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I just need a hagwife bros...

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>>51025010
Don't we all

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>>51025010
Don't we all

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>>51025010
Don't we all

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>>51025010
Don't we all

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>>51025010
Don't we all

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>>51008260
what do luis tights smell like after a long day?

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>>51026802
Sweat. Probably.

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Today Lord of The Board takes place. Remember that we participate here and our rep is Mio wearing Botan's clothes. It will be streamed on the /vt/ league cytube

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/hag/ will appear in the 20-Man Royal Rumble

>>51011012

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>>51026769
That one of Lui sweeping always speaks to me on an instinctual level, like on a level of necessity. The kindness on her face, the love in her eyes, her dutiful behavior... it is this I must have in a wife

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I think Pochi will be in a con having her own stand? https://twitter.com/lizhi3/status/1667089620268621824
If so, good for her. It seems she's been in a better health lately

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>>51027277
ganbatte

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>>51028926
Housewifes are peak femininity, no matter how bad your day was going home and seeing your beautiful wife doing housework it's the most precious sight a man can see

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Hags and Peko talking about their collab with the Japanese Giants (Baseball team)

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>>51030191
It's the most appealing way a woman can be, it shows how in touch she is with her femininity and that is when women are most beautiful. I hate how corrupted it has all become. Being a housewife is pretty much shamed where I live, especially if she is good at it and enjoys it. Everyone insists she must be brainwashed. Perhaps they envy the happiness she has in her simple lifestyle

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>>51031606
Women were brainwashed to believe that working 12hours for minimun wage is what every woman should aspire to. If I were a woman and had the chance I'd marry as soon as possible with the best man I could find and try to be a housewife.

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Polka will be playing Diablo 4 with Wamy and Nene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOKaVy_Kpr8

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>>51031681
I don't know how they can be convinced that being a corporate slave is somehow empowering

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is there a list of all the hags as of now?

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>>51034982
The old list which already had some errors in it never got updated, you could always ask if certain vtubers are hags tho
Subaru and Ina are going to enter hag age in some months

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>>50900553

sniffa

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If you ever wondered how would Kaela and yours kids look like, this is Ckia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0A4jShdbL8

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>>51036712
The hags are acting like young girls again...

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>>51036923
They need correction...

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do we know anything about the new idol girls? If Kai turns out to be a hag or a cake I'd be really happy

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>>51036712
First Moona, now this. What's next?

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Ugh, somebody's complaining about "homobeggars" again on /horni/

Good thing this thread dont engage in that, if an earlier convo is anything to go by...

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>>51037292
There's really no reason for homos to be posted here so I guess it's normal to not have that argument?

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I need to revert back from being a fucking gachikoi. Tonight I had a nightmare where my hagshi and I went to a party, she got drunk and flirted with my highschool rival. Last thing I saw was both of them making out on a sofa while her drink was spilling out from the bottle. I always brag about being able to recall every single dream I have but this one fucking hurts...

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>>51037292
I don't think about Holostars at all. I'm certain most of them are upstanding young men but they are completely irrelevant to me.

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>>51037528
Damn, that sucks. >having a highschool rival
that's funny though. Dreams do be like that sometimes, I recall one anon dreaming about his hagshi killling his father and cheating on him.
It's worse when something happens in real life that makes you not being able to look at your hag ever again

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>>51037092
Pregnancy correction is mandatory

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>>51037528
Gachikoi might only be part of the problem. Before I got interested in vtubers I dated a girl that cheated on me, and when I saw her at some point after we broke up I had a dream about taking her back and getting cheated on again. Realized that betrayal is a really big fear of mine, which is natural, but my point is those dreams may still happen even if you aren't a gachikoi

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>>51037646
Read "rival" as "bully who you stand up most of the times". I wanted to describe the guy in one word and fucked it up

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>>51037798
>those dreams may still happen even if you aren't a gachikoi
Please God no... I do have a slight fear of being cheated on but not something that hinders relationships.

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>>51027277
I lost the link to the cytube in a tragic tab incident, may I please have it?

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>>51037798
I still have dreams about the ex that I had 5 years ago and havent seen since. Ganbatte

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>>51037940
Dreams are really only a look inside your mind, not what is reality. Don't forget that and it won't impact your relationship. The most important part of self to listen to when facing concerns or fears with relationships is your gut

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Loli Kaela is way too cute

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>>51038234
I usually trust my gut in normal relationships. At least to help me out was the fact that she was in character, since I usually dream about rm. Still it was pretty vivid and, now I feel like an idiot for saying it, I took a drive around town at 4 am before coming to work

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>Someone asks for the non in use list
>Reply without givinf RM information
>get banned anyways
This already happened before. Is this the new bait that the schizo janny is using to accomplish his ban quota?

>>51037798
>I dated a girl that cheated on me
I'm tired of how common this is becoming. Most of my friends got cheated on, my female friends cheated on their boyfriends. I'm really tired of Women. I love hags but sometimes I wish I could be gay or something so I don't have to get near women
>>51037940
It's ok anon, everyone is afraid of being betrayed. It's human nature
>>51037965
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague

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>>51037632
Respectable stance imo. Decently removed from the spergy stance most outside of /hag/ adapt.

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>>51039416
Most people don't care about them but get angers when their fans try to push them in every thread, like you just do, or when the homos themselves try to masscollab with the Holos just to leech on their numbers. And well, shippers, which homobeggars are, are fucking cringe.

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>>51037092
It should be encouraged. Nothing makes me harder than hags in their old school uniforms that are now a few sizes too small and then tearing it off of them in the primal urge to breed them.

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>>51038536
Nah, dreams feel very real and sometimes I don't come down from them hours after they are over. It's good you realized it hurt and took care of yourself before you had important shit to do. Your hagshi would approve.

>>51038900
I actually told my friends after that I wish I was gay because I'm sick of women being shitty. Once I was over her, I tried again with another girl who blamed me for the stupid shit she did during her emotional outbursts so I dumped her. Words cannot describe what was running through my head when she unironically told me that anything she does after our arguments or breakup was my fault. My love for my hags is strong though and these experiences will not dissuade me from trying again

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>>51039637
No see I don't even care that much. Getting angry at something involves caring.
My oshi (not a hag, will probably get disqualified when her time comes) is genmates with two notorious homolovers and I still watch their streams, so long as they don't have homos.

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>>51040062
You would care if you suddenly open /hag/ and its full of homoposting. They are like that

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>>51040185
/hag/ had spam problems. just gotta post hags

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Lord of the Board thread, we go live in 1 hour
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>>51040185
I'll take your word for it.

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>>51039925
Have a bi friend and he said guys can be just as shitty as women, gays actually sleep around way more
He also didnt like how direct guys can be, grabbing his junk or asking if he wanted to fuck with no romance

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>>51041320
Doesn't surprise me. I intended my comment on it more jokingly, I don't actually wish I was gay. The reality is a lot of us just attract shitty people. Relationships require vulnerability to function properly, but when you're vulnerable to the wrong people they will abuse it and fuck you over. Lots of us just have to learn the hard way, that's just the way it is

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pocchi...

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>>51039925
>took care of yourself before you had important shit to do
Yeah, probably the best decision I had. Too bad I wasted gas but I got to enjoy some beautiful vistas near my hometown

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>>51041454
I just want the hags to be happy. If it means they settle down with another guy and start a family there I don't really mind.
After all their happiness matters more than mine

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>>51041995
>their happiness matters more than mine
Thanks, now I feel like a piece of shit as well

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>>51041995
All of us are just as deserving of that same happiness hagbro. We're all gonna make it

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>>51040185
Much more likely for catalognigs to do that, which are VERY anti-male.