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50867250 No.50867250 [Reply] [Original]

what is his secret?

>> No.50867310

Pedophilia

>> No.50867357

>>50867310
No, that's Aviel.

>> No.50867371 [DELETED] 

>>50867357
Aviel's secret is Jewish satanic rituals

>> No.50867431

>>50867250
He is a moron, but a moron who had enough self-awareness to hire some non-morons to work for him

>> No.50867444

>>50867250
The Innsmouth Look

>> No.50867490
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50867490

>>50867250
>A fish fin comes from offscreen and flicks a Houshou Marine bobblehead
>"Boom. Headshot."
>Magnum Force starts playing
>"Poachin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry 'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two corpos left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone's talent."
>Cuts to view inside Fishman's scope
>Lumi got headshot'd with a tranquilizer dart
>The dart can't pierce her thick skull but still hits hard enough to knock her out, ricochets, hits and shatters a wine bottle some cat girl was chugging right behind her
>The bottle's remaining top half embed itself in the Yuri's left eye; she panics, flails around screaming, fires her grenade launcher wildly and falls over a ledge, with her stray grendades igniting a cluster of explosive barrels below and causing a chain explosion
>"Ooh."
>Cuts to Fishman talking on a pay phone
>"Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not "exploitin' crazy women", dad, I'm an idol manager! ...Well, the difference bein' one is illegal and the other is not!"
>"I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it."
>Cuts to the Poacher climbing a tall tower for a vantage point
>"I think her genmate saw me."
>Bullets ricochet off the tower where he was standing
>"Yes, yes she did!" *ducks down and moves backward for cover
>Cuts to a time-lapse image of Phase's CEO patiently waiting for a shot, with several jars of urine filling up to his side, as the Fishman drinks his talents' custom coffee™ and waits.
>Backstabs some guy with Cyberlive's logo for a head
>"Understand women's feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelins? Broads that bludgeon their CEO to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards."
>"Be polite." *tranquilizes Dizzy
>"Be efficient." *tranquilizes Ember and Jelly
>"Have a plan to poach every menhera girl you meet." *fires directly at the camera

>> No.50867494

Shipping merch six months late so you end up receiving the daki of a terminated vtuber

>> No.50867616

>starts a company with nothing
>people said it would last 2 months
>about to celebrate 2 year anniversary and things are thriving

>>50867494
fair complaint. he needs to realize his company isn't in the minnow happy go lucky phase. needs to step it up. he rosters 8 mid 3view or better YT streamers now it's long since time to up the ante and take merch more seriosuly.

>> No.50867948

>>50867616
Dude has a BA major and has years of experience managing start-ups. It would be shameful if his company couldn't even last a year.

>> No.50868233

>>50867250
answer honestly What did you think of Fishman's decision to steal Yuri's model? give me your honest opinion

>> No.50868265

Yuri DID NOTHING WRONG! If anything it is PIPKIN who should be terminated for her association with criminal websites dedicated to the persecution of vulnerable PWDs!
But then again, Sakana is a Chinese

>> No.50868381

Kill yourself Henri.

>> No.50868703

>>50867250
Stealing IPs

>> No.50871346

>>50867431
This is true as they hired Muumi cause he does not know how to talk with a woman

>> No.50871452

>>50868703
Maybe read your contract next time sweaty? hm?
Understand the scope of the agreement maybe?
Have a lawyer look at it perchance?
Don't share sensitive data about the contract mayhaps?
Adhere to the terms of the contract possibly?
Negotiate with the source of the contract potentially?
Understand your obligations conceivably?
na, I'm sure she did all those things though and that's why she's rotting on the indies like a terminated bitch lmao

>> No.50871701

>>50867250
Racism.

>> No.50872103

>>50867250
job fair booth at the all-girls psych ward

>> No.50873277

>>50867250
only deals with business problems not sad girl problems

>> No.50875382

>>50871452
Take meds

>> No.50875478

>>50875382
you sound upset

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