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How do you cope with your oshi being a lesbian?

>> No.50810729

They aren’t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKEREEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.50810936
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>Fubu
>lesbian
I hate twitter shipper schizos

>> No.50810956
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I fuck them both until they become straight again

>> No.50810984
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With rape.

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>>50810680
hot

>> No.50811966

>>50810680
None in the pic are.

>> No.50812046

>>50810680
Fubuki isn't a lesbian

>> No.50812081
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>>50810936
Fubuki has a girlfriend

>> No.50812204

>>50811966
>>50812046
Wrong

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>>50811966

>> No.50812310

>>50810680
By jerking off to her having sex with other hot women.

>> No.50812368

>>50812310
dykes can't have sex

>> No.50812394

a woman is defined as being fuckable by a man
if two women have sex, there are two women with one being fucked
if a woman is being fucked, it must be a man that is fucking, because only men fuck(women get fucked)
AKA one of them is a man and you are gay for wanting a woman to be a man

>> No.50812477
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I hate how holo fans quickly renounce a holo's sexuality just because she had fun playing video games with bros. They are real people who need actual social interactions.

>> No.50812660

>>50810680
Ask her if she really wants to take that 55% chance on top of lesbian bed death. Sure, you can be a lesbian all you want but that will never make it normal.

>> No.50813127

>>50810680
Doubt.

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>>50812477
the only thing she needs is my dick.

>> No.50819120

>>50810680
mine is bi

>> No.50819386

>>50810680
>I love girls
>My oshi loves girls
Sounds good to me

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>> No.50820902

>>50810680
By self-inserting as the female my oshi is dating.

>> No.50826399
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50826399

>lesbian

>> No.50826467

>>50810680
Koyori isn't a lesbian she tells me she loves Joshu from JJBA Part 8 Toorulion all the time.

>> No.50826598

>>50810680
Offer to be her and her gf's dildo

>> No.50832747

>>50810680
My oshi would never be mentally ill

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>>50810680
A true idol is shared by all mankind, but equally out of reach to all of them. Lesbians don't exist, but if they did, that would be perfect.

>> No.50832928

>>50810680
FBK is a shotacon tho

>> No.50833044

>>50832924
>A true idol is all mine, but equally out of reach to all others. Lesbians exist, but if they didn't, that would be perfect.
FTFY

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>>50810680
Why would I need to cope? I'm supporting her, not trying to fuck her, and I get to enjoy watching her be super cute over yuri shit. She's been having a blast with her yuri gatcha game the past few days

>> No.50833140

>>50833044
>he would worship a woman that's already his own
Do you worship your pet goldfish as well?

>> No.50833209
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>>50832928
lolicon

>> No.50833257

>>50810680
I just developed a fetish for raping lesbians straight.

>> No.50833401

>>50833140
Who said I worship her?

>> No.50833480

>>50833257
>just

>> No.50833592
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It's truly amazing how annoying and vocal yurifags are. You love the idea of it so much that you're even pretending like these girls are actual lesbians in real life.

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>>50833401
>A true idol is all mine
Anon, I...

>> No.50833734

>>50833643
Who said I meant "my" idol (as in the entertainer)?

>> No.50833751

by having sex with her and her girlfriend

>> No.50833773
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>>50833592
>It's truly amazing how annoying and vocal yurifags are.
How annoying and vocal anyone is on 4chan is directly proportional to how many people bite the bait, even if it's not even subtle.

>> No.50833822

>wanting your oshi to breed with another man
lol cucks

>> No.50833840
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>>50810680
Fubuki is a lesb-

>> No.50833846

>>50833592
>>50833773
like WMAF posters on /pol/, the only reason people spam those threads is because skinhead LARPers enter the thread and give it 300 replies every time

>> No.50833871

>>50833822
That man? Me. If it was a woman, it would conversely never be me.

>> No.50833940

>>50833846
This thread is bait, the other one? Not so sure. Yuricucks are pretty obsessive.

>> No.50834053
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>>50833592
Lesbian here.

Just a reminder that we are taking over. The fact is women have NEVER been attracted to men: we needed them for protection, economic support and procreation, and sex is what we traded for those things (or they just raped us).

But now? First-world men have been totally domesticated, so no need to worry about violence. We're taking over the work force too, so we can provide for ourselves. And medical science has made procreative sex totally unnecessary; we can just buy the sperm (with our superior earnings) and have it cleanly injected without getting within ten feet of a penis.

Women are naturally more attracted to other women. Who wouldn't be? We're beautiful, soft and smooth and curvy, basically the opposite of hairy oafish ape-like men. And we know how to please each other like no man ever could. Lesbian sex can last for hours.

Every day more and more "straight" girls are being turned. The world of the future is where a small number of strong men act as our designated studs and the rest of you losers are eunuchs designated for manual labor exclusively. Deal with it.

>> No.50834107

>>50833840
I love Mads too, doesn't mean I'm gay

>> No.50834142
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50834142

How can you even stand your oshi not having the same sexual interest as you?
I mean if she's into disgusting dude body you two would have nothing in common.

I guess I can't understand cucks after all.

>> No.50834167

>>50834053
This bait is too synthetic, the plastic smell gives it away instantly

>> No.50834212

>>50833940
There's no purpose for any such threads to be created outside of collecting replies, so they're all bait.
>>50834053
This is a shitpost, but there's surprisingly veiled wisdom here.

>> No.50834232

>>50834167
newfagchama...

>> No.50834246

>>50834142
This bait is too retarded to be taken seriously on the other hand

>> No.50834276

>>50834053
why are you being based on this board you're not supposed to do that

>> No.50834326

>>50834212
All threads are created to collect replies though

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>>50834326
Exactly, they're all bait, there's just bait that's good at hiding that intent and those that are bad at it (like OP). The yurifags that are serious would either be in /u/, the relevant generals, or watching the women in question.

>> No.50834717

>nooo my oshi is not a lesbian, she fucks her boyfriend everyday and will be pregnant anytime soon
cuck mentality lmaoooo

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>>50834464
>yurifags
Making up a "yurifag" boogeyman is so retarded knowing that's basically 99% of anons.

>> No.50834793

>>50834464
From my experience with yuritroons on other generals, boards and sites they do tend to evangelize quite a lot. They engage in a lot of narrative creation, intended both for the ingroup and the outgroup. Bait wouldn't work if people weren't already up in arms about something.

>> No.50834865

>>50834717
That boyfriend? Me.

>> No.50834962

>>50810680
They gay alright! Gay for muh dick!

>> No.50834974

>>50834758
>the boogeyman is not real because it's a lot of people
Also, considering the kneejerk reactions on most boards, no, it's not 99%.

>> No.50839742

>>50810680
Who?

>> No.50839956

>>50810680
i pretend to be a woman so she can rape me

>> No.50845373

>>50833209
based

>> No.50849208

>>50834053
Hot

>> No.50849468

>>50810680
dont cope

>> No.50849622

>>50833643
>he thinks words can only have a single definition
SEAchama...

>> No.50852367

>>50810729
Fpbp

>> No.50852618

>>50812046
>>50812204
Stop trying to erase lesbains

>> No.50852690

>>50833592
/u/schizos are just troons

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