/wg/ - Writing General - Shark Facts Edition

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This is the writing thread, for all of your fanfiction needs and desires. Check the archives below for everything the thread has put out so far, ranging from SFW to NSFW, fluff to tragedy, small literary works and shitposts alike!

Collective works so far are available in the archive:
https://script.google.com/macros/s/AKfycbxZVzygb0QjJ6hksAEYzCbLCegxsjhui97BB73qzPvU7GgJv6fXdAPmmIv6Qt9H5d5Fzg/exec

>Isn't this just you fuckers writing fanfiction, eh?
Yes.

previous thread:>>50625005

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Story anchor.
Post 'em if you got 'em

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Do you have a story you'd like to see written? Reply to this post with it! Try to be as clear and concise as possible; the better you describe your idea, the more likely it is to be picked up!

Consider forwarding your prompt to the prompt archive to keep your idea safe and alive forever! No information is gathered - it's all completely anonymous. Use the form below:
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Story recap! There... were four stories posted in the last thread.

Sand Planet: Chapter Five: Tags: action, adventure, piracy, realistic fantasy, (you), AZKi, others:>>50660186

Spoilers:Tags: NSFW, comedy, Nazuna, Kson, Nene Amano, Haachama, unbirthing:>>50668075

HoloPai: tags: Gangbang, Impregnation, Filming, Cringe Comedy, Utter Filth, Kronii, Ina, Ame, A-Chan, Sora, Marine, Pekora, Miko

The canvas: tags: Kureiji Ollie, Drama

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Prompt recap! Last thread had a lot of new prompts. Here they are in case you missed them:

(You) are bedridden and at the mercy of your nurse Kanata who takes delight in sexually molesting your body and making you cum many times with her expert hands, delicate mouth and powerful vaginal muscles.:>>50634182

Considering the amount of love for hags /vt/ has, I'm surprised there hasn't been a teacher-student romance story yet.:>>50635164

Bratty bae correction:>>50672985

Okayu encouraging (You) to use your newfound hypnosis app on her and the other girls in your school:>>50680898

Catching the Towa disease where (You) behave exactly like Towa and speak in her adorable dorky voice. Bad news is that the disease is permanent but the Good news is that you won't turn into an exact same copy as Towa.:>>50683454

Well hey, maybe someone can draw inspiration from it to write:>>50715133

a long long time ago (pre irys 2.0) someone in /rrat/ said that they wanted to see Chadcast members in magical girl getup:>>50720317

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Story recap! There... were four stories posted in the last thread.

Sand Planet: Chapter Five: Tags: action, adventure, piracy, realistic fantasy, (you), AZKi, others:>>50660186

Spoilers:Tags: NSFW, comedy, Nazuna, Kson, Nene Amano, Haachama, unbirthing:>>50668075

HoloPai: tags: Gangbang, Impregnation, Filming, Cringe Comedy, Utter Filth, Kronii, Ina, Ame, A-Chan, Sora, Marine, Pekora, Miko:>>50684786

The canvas: tags: Kureiji Ollie, Drama:>>50735849

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Prompt recap! Last thread had a lot of new prompts. Here they are in case you missed them:

(You) are bedridden and at the mercy of your nurse Kanata who takes delight in sexually molesting your body and making you cum many times with her expert hands, delicate mouth and powerful vaginal muscles.:>>50634182

Considering the amount of love for hags /vt/ has, I'm surprised there hasn't been a teacher-student romance story yet.:>>50635164

Bratty bae correction:>>50672985

Okayu encouraging (You) to use your newfound hypnosis app on her and the other girls in your school:>>50680898

Catching the Towa disease where (You) behave exactly like Towa and speak in her adorable dorky voice. Bad news is that the disease is permanent but the Good news is that you won't turn into an exact same copy as Towa.:>>50683454

Well hey, maybe someone can draw inspiration from it to write:>>50715133

a long long time ago (pre irys 2.0) someone in /rrat/ said that they wanted to see Chadcast members in magical girl getup:>>50720317

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Shark Fact: Most shark species only live in the ocean because they do not thrive in lakes and streams.

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>>50746085
Shark fact: most sharks are incapable of driving a dodge challenger

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>>50741653
a million yen is $7000 you dumbass hahashaha
>>50741903
>Nintendo
They will exclusively play Nintendo games, even given a chance to play it earlier or at least the demo to promote the game
They will become MC for Nintendo events
Pretty much promotion material for stuff. New costumes related to new games Nintendo released.
Better if they make their Vtubers Zelda, Peach, and other Nintendo characters
Sadly their content will be mostly scripted. Nintendo need to keep face and prevent slip up
>Microsoft
It will be a fucking mess.

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>>50746860
Shark fact: I am not a shark

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>>50746860
M...Most?

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>>50746860
Shark Fact: Sharks can and have grouped together to form large whirlwinds called "Sharknadoes." Keep this in mind when living in coastal areas.

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>>50735849
next time dont post it as late, that's when our schizo decides he wants to finish up the thread.
Anyway, nice twist. A bit generic but well executed

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Your favorite series WILL come back, and it WILL be finished.

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>>50751175
First Summer Memories...

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>>50751175
Nazi chikken...

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>>50751175
Holoreality...

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What are you working on anons?
Bonus Question: What would be your 'dream fic'?

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>>50744909
Where’s the sauce of these shark facts?

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>>50754734
Probably some kind of sharkologist

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>>50754601
Gonna have some time to keep working on my current chapter today.
Bonus question: But I've already written several segments of dreams. Har har har,

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>>50754601
>dream fic
Mine, but finished.

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>>50754601
>What are you working on
Futa stuff of all varieties

>What would be your 'dream fic'
The entirety of Homer's Iliad rewritten to be about vtubers—unironically.

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>>50754601
Still pounding away at Operation: Nimrod.
Four chapters are already done, and I have to write two or three more. It was only supposed to be five chapters, but, well, yeah.
>Dream Fic
Actually making that 30k story involving Ame, Kronii, and Ina good enough to publish

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>>50754601
The usual.
Bonus question: Turning CH into an actual VN with CG art and multiple routes.

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>>50754601
>What are you working on anons?
I made some progress but not much. After work my brain is fried...

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>>50754601
I reread Starsword Infinity and the whole immortality thing gave me an idea for something I hope to finish in the near future, though vidya may push that back a bit.

>Bonus
A series about doing crimes as part of a gang of chuubas. Not like GTA or Payday tier, something a little more grounded and serious.

There was of all things an Attack on Titan fanfic I read ages ago featuring an OC but it was set in Montana and everyone was involved in crime. I actually quite liked it, though the sequel stepped a bit too far over the misery-porn line and wasn't as good.

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>>50754601
>Bonus question
Another fun story about the archive spilling over itself and creating a nightmare world of thirty different instances of various chuubas wreaking havoc but treated as a long form dream team building story
I like crossover events

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>>50744966
(You) are the gentle and brotherly friend of a young girl with odd horns who claims to be planning to take over the world one day. You're not totally sure what she talks about, but you often humor her and go along with some of her and her friends' silly games, and take care of her like a good nii-san would. You haven't the slightest clue that she is, in fact, actually part of a secret organization poised to overthrow society until the day you see the panicked news anchor's face cut out as an emergency warning appears on your TV screen...

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>>50754601
I'm working on Selen.
Something I've been trying to do more is take a step back from the focus on the MC and turn the spotlight on the featured character.
I never had to do it in my non-fic related works, because my main character was always the featured character.
It's interesting. I'm finding myself rewriting scenes to make her the one controlling the flow, and that sometimes involves getting out of an analytical narrating perspective and into the headspace of how Selen must see things.
Fanfiction is very unique.

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>>50744885
Because nobody plays Call of Duty or Battlefield anymore.
>>50745761
You really don't know a thing about America, do you?

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>>50754734
https://twitter.com/koyonept_u/status/1664927162473025537?t=8r_mJ81fAtUxkujAhVJEZA&s=19

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Shark fact: Due to their lack of arms and legs, most sharks are unable to do handjobs or footjobs.

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Nope...

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>>50765058
No......

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Any collar prompts? someone working on that? i hate that guy for making me think this is hot

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>>50768696
>i hate that guy for making me think this is hot
The collarverse guy?
It is hot, in any case.

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>>50768735
well i say ''that guy'' because he's the one that kickstarted this stuff, but i dont know if he wrote all of it or if more people jumped in
>it is hot
yes but i hate finding it hot

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>>50768905
That's a pity. I'm a big fan of collared kemonomimis!

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>>50768696
>iu hate that guy
sorry for being right.

Fauna being turned into a fat-ass horse girl and getting collared is in my backlog. all i have in mind so far its that she has a wet sloppy cunt and a scene where you are on a date and you pat her ears, making her squirt like a powerwasher through her long skirt

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>>50764195
Thanks boss

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>>50769867
Why a horse?

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>>50770571
Kirins are typically depicted as dragon-horses

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>>50770745
Oh, that would explain it.

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>>50760053
Kind of like “It’s /wg/‘s Birthday?”

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>>50744932

Kiara's Sock Puppet Fantasy

Tags : NSFW, Handjob, Futa, Blowjob, Mori Calliope, Takanashi Kiara, Sock Puppet.

Link : https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQKnkGTZLXhwzKG7DGlWgsDCc6T6xd_UqcM6QykbZwbpyytG0UVsDKH3Xaj-r51lNuqpFQIAbMw5eQB/pub

Well this turned out to be way more fun to write than I imagined. There's definitely an innate comedy to such a bizarre scenario so I leaned into that but overall I tried to keep it as smutty as possible.

I've toyed with ideas of a self-cest version or a Mori x Kiara puppet sequel too whilst writing. Basically, there's a lot of mileage I could get out of this scenario should people like this.

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>>50769867
Out of all of the depraved things you can think of involving Fauna and a horse, you have to pick transformation?

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>>50777638
I'm pretty sure that anon is just thinking of Fauna as a Horse(Kirin) eared girl with a horsepussy.

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>>50774660
Just jerked off, I'll read it later

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>>50774660
That was fun. I wish it had have been longer so we could have seen more of Kiara's relationship with sock!Calli though. Also disappointing we are never told the size of the kikkericock.
On a technical note, it's a bit awkward to read at parts. Try to keep things flowing. Breaking up some of the more long/complex sentences would help with that.

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>>50781594
Cheers, thanks for the feedback

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>>50781902
You're welcome, but how big is her cock???

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>>50782499
My head canon has her cock clocked at 5.5 inches on the dot for this story. Big and chubby enough to be a mouthful but small enough to be girly.

However, I remember long ago another anon posted a comprehensive stat sheet of all the futa cocks in hololive that included girth, yaw, and skin type iirc so I'd recommend you try and find that if you want a more widely accepted answer.

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>>50782752
Nice. Kiara is my wife so it's important she has a cute penis and that it's smaller than mine.

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>>50774660
Fuck me, that was funny as all hell. What Kiara does in this fic is so sad and crazy at the same time that I feel nothing but pure schadenfreude
That twist at the end though holy shit
Overall, I love it. More crazy orange sock puppet lady please

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>>50783703
Thank you, glad you enjoyed!

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>>50744966
HoloX turning you into a cyborg to fight for them.

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>>50777638
Or Fauna as a fetish horse girl, not a transformation into a horse-girl

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>>50784828
or centaur Fauna

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>>50777638
>>50784828
>>50788367
Apologies, i didnt explain myself. im aiming for something like Uma musume.
Specially because i got the idea after wanting to drown Nice Nature fertile eggs with my seed

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>>50761577
>Help La+ with computer troubles because she's a zoomer who can't handle anything that's not 90% automated
>tfw your help results in her taking over the countrys nuclear missile contorls

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>>50761577
>Laplus' phone vibrates in her pocket as she receives a text from you
>"I'm telling Mom."
>the world domination plans instantly derail

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>>50788543
sorry buddy it's dorse fauna time

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I can't believe it. The ending to my series came to me in a dream, something that I couldn't come up with in a million years. An ending with a twist so amazingly epic that I woke up blown away by what my brain came up with. I wish I could just transmit the imagery directly onto paper. No amount of words could do it justice. Unfortunately, by the time I was fully lucid and able to write it down, I had already lost half of the details, which is really a big shame. Either way, this ending would only be written about 200K words from where I'm currently at, so basically 30-40 chapters ahead. At least I know the ending to my story, and it is damn good. That's a first for me.

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>>50791888
>"I'm not going to pick you up your favorite ice cream next time I go to the store"

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>>50792588
Write more about it anon, and you may yet see it again in the coming months.

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>>50788543
For me, it's Rice Shower.

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>>50792819
I wrote 10k words of my series in two years. I don't think it's happening. I have an enormous list of unique spins to almost every single Hololive member, some world building written down around them, how the MC would stumble upon them, events related to them, the ending which ties everything together now as well. I've done literally everything except actually write the series itself. I just don't write fast enough. When writing smut, I can do 3k words in like 3-4 hours, but when writing my SFW story, I need so much more time, I don't know whh. I had to rewrite my second chapter 3 TIMES from scratch to not repeat same mistakes I did with previous unrelated stories, and in the end, only one person read it and they didn't even like it that much. Writing is a tough and unrewarding job. I wish it wasn't so hard, I love being creative.

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>>50793321
what series is this

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>>50793408
Tis Blood Bound, human.

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>>50793321
Well, it sounds like you'll need to start organizing how you'll conk out your series (and trim out certain parts) to finish it within any realistic timeframe. You can split it up into 'books' (like 'book 1', 'book 2', 'book 3', etc) with a fixed wordcount (anywhere between 50 to 70k words) just so you can see the fruits of your progress faster. Releasing stuff more often gets you more (You)s, though make sure it's still quality writing, of course.
I don't suggest writing longer than what you have to for a day (the ol' rule of thumb is to do 1k words/day and stick to that - though that's up to you) since writing is tiring and can screw up the quality of what you put into text.
There's also the possibility that you're burned out of writing the series and need to write something else just to keep the juices flowing. You've mentioned writing smut, so maybe just do some short stories in the meantime until you find yourself in the groove to write your main thing again. Hell, you can even shelve that series altogether and just focus on those in the meantime to both practice your writing and boost your confidence. What matters is to just keep writing.

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>>50793923 (me)
>*since writing is tiring, and being mentally tired can screw up the quality of what you put into text

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Polka was acting so horny in her last Vampire Survivor stream... asking for sex, saying she wants to feel good together, begging for you to shoot all over her all in bed talk voice...

I... can't take it anymore.

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>>50796239
Hot

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I want to get Fubuki drunk then have sloppy, passionate sex with her.

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>>50754601
>What would be your 'dream fic'?
I've been sitting on the idea of a card game type fic on the same vain of wixoss but I'd want to come up with a system for the story, so it's been slow going

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It's quiet... too quiet.

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Anons, I dreamt about sitting in a park with both IRyS and Bae and seeing them two chatting together right in front of me last night. It must be because of me reading that Fujocast fic before going to bed

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Paging Sand Planet Anon. Can you do me the favor of giving me a series description? Please and thanks.

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>>50797528
can you do the rest of us a favor and update the fucking archive

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>>50797570
No. Despite everything else that needs to be done - and that makes sense to be done all at once - I'm going to focus on this one specific thing

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What's a fic you really want to see done, but know it would never happen unless you paid for it? Your single, hottest, most ambitious desire.

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>>50798916
A month ago it probably would have been the fujocast hypnotizes you prompt but that variant has actually gotten written so...
Unironically an Isekai chuuba sex harem fic. Something like that parody fic [The Cock] but done without a hint of irony.

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>>50798916
I don't have this problem because I pay for almost all the fics I want to see anyway.

Know what sucks even more? Being willing to pay but the author has little to no interest in writing the story. Once upon a time I'd have paid out the nose for a continuation to the Cold Air, Hot Blood duology; I still want to see the Miyuki bad end done by the original author, and now I have the depressing feeling that Auntie's Little Secret might be on indefinite hiatus.
There's probably a bunch more old ones I can't think of.

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>>50799438
Why does that Fubuki have a bulge?

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>>50799470

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>>50799470
Why do you think Mio likes her so much?

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>>50744909
>writing general
>ESL text on the OP image
Fucking seriously?

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>>50800123
The OP is an extreme autist and serial shitposter and unfortunately we have no ability to control him until one of us becomes a jannie

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Just making sure, everyone does know that the thread isn't actually bad, right? It's quite obviously the same guy replying to himself again and again, and that's all.

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>>50800202
I know that, at least.

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>>50800159
Doubt that would do it. There's clearly a jannie or a mod that shitposts here regularly and I'm willing to bet it's him.

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>>50800123
To be fair to the OP, that text is actually by the guy who drew the Gura shark facts art
but yeah this >>50800159

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>>50797528
Cute doggo

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I want more people to reply to this as they wake up, because I'm kind of interested to know what each person in the thread wants most, what the most ambitious desires are. What you think will probably never be done, but if it did, you'd enjoy it a lot. It doesn't have to necessarily be realistic, this isn't a prompt, it's just a question.

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>>50800728
Fucking goddammit. I meant reply to >>50798916 this.

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>>50761577
So I guess this would be the theoretical third angle for a Laplus/holoX lore fic with the first two being
>You are some hero opposing holoX
>You are holoX's newest goober/member
Makes me wonder what other low-hanging fruit fics exist for holoX as a whole.

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>>50798916
Wild and sweaty adrenaline-fueled sex with either Bae or Kiara immediately following a concert.

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>>50798916
I'd just like to see a cute wholesome lewd fic with Rosemi, although I'm not sure if I could get one that will satisfy me even if paid for it. I think I might end up being too nit-picky when it comes to writing her personality.
There'd be a few more specific things I'd like to see in it, but I think the part I mentioned is probably the biggest hurdle.

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>>50801666
What's her personality like?

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>>50798916
>>50800728

Mori baiting her viewers into another supposed spa day ASMR stream or something, once the viewer count reaches a high - she reveals her true intent: commence detailed prose of pawg Mori farting and brapping obscenely into the mic for 2,000-ish words before the stream gets nuked.

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>>50801666
I'd like to write rosemi someday, but I cannot find the will in my dick to want to freak her.

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Tonight is the night.

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>>50803175
Try pounding a tall glass of water, eating something very spicy, and then getting stressed. All of those things will lead to lighter sleep which means more chance to dream.

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>>50803277
You know, I feel like this is strange enough to actually work, but at the same time, I feel it could be taking advantage of the gullible by attaching some vaguely logical reasoning to make it sound correct when in reality this'll create mustard gas inside me and give me tuberculosis

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>>50803434
Most vivid dreaming happens during REM sleep, which is the stage in which your body naturally likes to wake up. You won't remember shit if you fall back into deep sleep. You could have already had 100 Fubuki dreams and forgotten them all.

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>>50803588
Congrats, you've got me considering trying this. I might try it out on Friday, because I really don't want to fuck with my sleep whilst I've got work the next day.

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>>50801724
I'm not sure if I can give an apt description, but I'll try my best.

She's very sheltered and innocent, to a degree you wouldn't expect to find in any person that's at least halfway living on the internet these days. One might think it's just an act, but even her co-workers are often baffled by how innocent she is. She likes to censor "naughty" words by making up silly puns ("pluck" instead of "fuck" or "spit" instead of "shit"). The heaviest insult you'll see her throw around would be something like "big dummy!" Adult themes usually get her really flustered and make her go very quiet immediately.
She's very clumsy and gets easily embarrassed by even the smallest things, and while her nervousness and shyness can sometimes hold her back a little, she still tries her best to push through and keep things fun and light-hearted.
She also has a very dorky and playful side to her, liking to act a little high and mighty and cocky at times, and a bit "tsundere" at other times, although those are less personality traits and more just her having fun banter with her viewers. She does have genuinely bratty streaks occasionally though.

Rosemi is a very kind-hearted and sweet ball of happiness, her smile and laugh is infectious. Most people want to protect her from any kind of "bad" influence, be it lewd or otherwise.
This might be part of why I'd really like to see this kind of fic. Not because I'm interested in "corrupting" her or anything as such, but rather because I think it'd be genuinely interesting to explore how Rosemi would react in such a situation.

>>50803096
That'd be lovely, I'd love to read it, should you ever find the will to write one. And it's not like it necessarily has to go to full on intercourse, it could just end at a much earlier point.

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>>50803096
I think the will to freak a girl like her should come from the heart, not from the dick.

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>>50801607
Por que no los dos

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>>50804202
Also a viable option.

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>>50803704
>>50804085
I can easily give you fluffy love and friendship with the girl. That I can easily promise. She seems fun to write, and her lore makes her an easy fit along with her general personality promising to be a major headache for the anon.

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>>50804544
And eventually she will wish to bear her love's children, resulting in sex that isn't smutty or sexy but romantic and pure.

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>>50804544
A budding love with the Rose does sounds very sweet, I'm sure I'd enjoy reading that if she's portrayed well!

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>>50804914
"H-Hey Anon! Wanna come back to my garden and pollinate my ovary with your seed!? We can just lay in the sun and photosynthesize afterward!
>No way foliage
>>50805259
I can definitely see the cute appeal of it. I'll have to see what I can make it of it further down the line.

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>>50800728
As in stories we want to see? Another series I can follow would be nice. Something with an interesting/unique concept (preferably something SFW that is also more than just another romance), good prose and well written characters. Then again, even a terrible story that does one of those things really well can still be an enjoyable read. There’s a lot of series out right now but a lot of them aren’t good enough for me to bother keeping up with.

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>>50806464
>no way foliage
not him but kek

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>>50803686
Also try setting your alarm a couple hours early. The moment it rings turn it off and go back to sleep before you can fully wake up. This will also put you in REM and allow you to better remember your dreams. This is based on research and my own experience.

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>>50806605
Im surprised no one made the obvious
>No way, hag

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>>50806680
>denying a hag, ever

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>>50806680
That works too; I just liked how weird the other one sounded
But yes, yummy hags me likey

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>>50806680
>>50806786
>That's it! You're getting hagsex correction!

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>>50806786
>>50806910
I respect hagfriends but i like young girls who pretend they dont want to get impregnated and then spoil her kids

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>>50807847
How would Chloe treat her kids? I'm also curious about Iroha.

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>>50808012
Chloe would be the kind of mom that plays with them and engages in their activities, then later on growing into the "cringe" mother
Iroha would be patient, but firm and straight. The type of mom that instead of yelling for you to come back inside, stands in the door and waits until you notice her

[Anonymous No.]

I just remembered to read The Private Elevator. My god. Easily the best fic I've read here since that one where Reine beat the shit out of her student. I only wish she had been more cruel.

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>>50801666
Give me more details on what you want the Rose to do. The more the better!
>666 trips
Wait a minute! R-r-r-rosemi-sama is that you!? What are you doing requesting fics of yourself!?

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>>50803096
I'd advise you go straight comedy then. Rosemi makes comedy easy. She has such an amiable goofbal personality.
>>50801724
Some quick shorts for you to get a feel
https://youtu.be/p6p7LMBnC0s
https://youtu.be/KTnuH-kXmvM

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>>50810169
Okay I'll admit, I had a good laugh at those.
>>50803704
You wouldn't happen to be able to give a QRD on Petra, would you?

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>>50810369
Nta, but bullybait, probably the biggest otaku in NijiEN, tsukkomi, a bit high and mighty, strong sense of self-worth, sharp, quickwitted, smart, talented at piano, pretty cool when you let her be.

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Since we are in the subject of bullies. Is that Anon who isnt writing about selen (wink) here? Hows that text doing champ

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>>50811683
is Selen really that much of a bully? that seems to be a recurring theme with her

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>>50811683
Going good, it's a lot of fun to write but I'm worried I'm going a bit too yabai. You guys better REALLY like bullying and evil women

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>>50812092
How evil we talking?

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>>50812092
The initial idea had Selen pissing on Anon's food and i was ok with that
Hit me dr, i can take it

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>>50812052
Short answer, yeah. She's a genuine heeltuber
https://youtu.be/h2AbCLKiUpk
https://youtu.be/Yc_kJkCxejE
https://youtu.be/XcvX9cZJs5s
https://youtu.be/XLyG0wrjlBo

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>>50774660
That was pretty good. Though I'd have preferred if Kiara did this just because she was horny since that adds a bit more to the element of embarrassment at the end. The whole schizo stuff makes it a bit more edgy for no reason.

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>>50812176
Doesn't use her turn signals
Doesn't return the cart to the corral at the grocery store
>>50812595
Yeah that prompt went hard. Kinda inspiring, ngl

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>>50812734
If it's of any interest to you, the reason I decided to go the schizo route was to justify the sock puppet Mori having 'dialogue'. I found it difficult to imagine Kiara speaking on her behalf without some form of mental illness present. I'll try to take the emphasis off that aspect and focus more on the lewd if I write more in the future, thanks for the feedback.

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>>50813923
Kind of curious; have you written anything else for here?

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>>50814125
Yes, I've written around a dozen or so stories for here in total, but I had the majority purged from the archive around two years ago. I mainly accepted prompts that were considered left field because that's what I enjoyed writing the most.

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>>50809834
heh, it seems I've been figured out...I was just curious to see what you butas would be thinking about me!

I don't have a concrete scenario idea in mind, but here are some things I think would be neat:

Rosemi unwittingly doing stuff that gets Anon excited/aroused, aka just being her typical oblivious-to-lewd-stuff self. It could be ranging from accidental innuendos, to taking actions that might set off a particularly lewd-minded person (think eating a banana in a weird way or something), to physical interactions that aren't necessarily sexual in nature.

Lots of embarrassment. Rosemi is basically in a perpetual state of embarrassment and shyness, so that'll probably put a lot of pauses to any intimate happening. Hell, she might even run away from embarrassment. For the sake of the fic though, I suppose curiosity will have to be just barely winning over, eventually at least.

Rosemi being pretty clueless, and basically only knowing the very very basics. It's not that she doesn't know what a PP is, and what it's theoretically used for, but that's already pretty much the extent of her knowledge, further details elude her.

I also feel like Rosemi sort of necessarily has to take the """lead""" here or else this might just end up feeling like Anon is forcing himself on her. I'm not sure if that's a good solution though. I'd just like to imagine Anon is patient and lets Rosemi get comfortable at her own pace, sort of. I'm not too set on this point.

In terms of lewds, I think a lot of oral interaction would be pretty nice. I'm imagining Rosemi curiously (and embarrassedly) exploring things, so she'd already have her face pretty close.
A light focus on scents would be nice, both from the Rose or Anon. Rosemis flowery attributes somewhat lend themselves to be made use of in these kind of scenarios.
If you could find a way to include some foreskin play, that would be much appreciated, although I feel like that might be difficult to do in a sensible way? Maybe I'm just not imaginative enough, but either way I would very much love to see that being involved.
Maybe something like Rosemi getting a very very short-lived bout of cockiness after seeing how Anon reacts to the things she's doing? I can't see her staying like that for too long in a lewd scenario though.
Her being really insecure and getting/asking for instructions might be fitting as well.

Overall I don't think it should be a very "porn-y" fic, but rather just kind of cute and awkward. It doesn't really have to lead anywhere. Oh and, flower and plant puns for naughty stuff would obviously be appreciated, but it's best not to force them of course. Also there is no need to deflower the Rose.

I hope these ideas are helpful.

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>>50811372
I think that Anon put it better then I ever could have.

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>>50814566
>66 dubs
Cute Rosemi trying to be subtle now. I'm taking notes now, don't want to disappoint The Great Rosemi-sama.
Just an aside, have you played her route in the Ninisanni Scenario VN? It has a lot of what you want.

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>>50814566
Having been in a relationship with a girl with that level of innocence and shyness when it comes to intimacy, there really isn't a good scenario where she retains takes that lead. No matter who takes the lead, the guy in this situation feels like they are forcing themselves somewhat, either by the clear fact the girl is struggling to guide him to cop a feel, or she just shuffles anxiously when her butt is grabbed. I don't know about other dudes, but hot embarrassment is kinda a turn-off for me. If a girl isn't comfortable with what's going down, I won't be comfortable with it either.
If Rosemi shows up in my story though, I'll be sure to include things about her floral scent as well as her clueless nature since that can lead to fun interactions with anon and the gang.

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>>50814911
I've played it and enjoyed it a lot, it was written very well! I'm a bit nitpicky unfortunately, and thought her personification was a little bit off at some points, and moreso during the lewd scene. Nothing overly egregious though.

>>50815054
I can absolutely see how your real life experiences can shape the way you see these things. I too have been with someone who was very reserved and inexperienced, but she still ended up being eager to try out stuff in the end and even taking the initiative in that. She wasn't uncomfortable, just really unsure what to do, and there were a bunch of awkward moments that we just laughed off together.
It's not "hot" in the traditional sense, but just fun and silly.

Overall I'd definitely say that the romanticization of embarrassment in fiction is a lot more appealing than it is in real life though.

Are you the writer for Ninisanni Scenario by any chance?

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>>50813203
Jesus christ you got a monster on your hands

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>>50815768
I salute you then for your fond experiences and sticking it out. It just goes to show you that certain pairs can just work no matter how experienced or inexperienced both parties might be. If romanticized embarrassment is your bag though for the rose princess, I can definitely have her showcase some of that.

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>>50813203
>Doesn't return the cart to the corral at the grocery store
If she doesn't get thorough correction, your fic takes place in a sickeningly unjust world.

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>>50816320
>15 minute scene of just this https://youtu.be/-0X4mdu0A3c with Selen
Would be kino, to be honest

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>>50801666
>>50814566
So you stuck around in the thread. Hope someone can do your Rosemi prompt.

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>>50816756
I only peek in occasionally. And I'd still love to see one from (You) too though~

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>>50810369
Peto gives off such overwhelming sub energy I can barely focus while listening to her sometimes. It's extra potent because she's not a coomer in her default mode like, say, Marine or Finana - rather than actively talking about how much she wants her viewers' cocks inside her, it's made indirectly apparent through her constantly baiting situations in which she's the butt of a joke, leaking pure otaku thirst over gachastuds or yanderes, and occasionally slipping her flimsy prude outer layer and getting flustered when something that panders to her tastes comes up in conversation. She is sex incarnate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MF6SFEgLi4

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>>50817280
I've been watching a ton of Vtuber content lately, but I don't get recommended anything from Nijisanji, much less Rosemi. It's sad, because if I try pursuing her clips, I just get the most clickbaity ones possible.

In any case, I still have my hands full with Ina. I'm hoping the approach I took with her was the right one for you. The whole thing about being embarrassed about her own tentacles is a really big gamble in my eyes... I'm sure I'll do a lot of tweaking with the final product once I finish the main part of writing, and if you end up not liking, it's not like I can't fix it later anyway. The idea is to hope what comes out is exactly what you wanted on the first try, but realistically, that isn't always the case. Anyway, apologies for my insecure venting.

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>>50818225
>It's sad, because if I try pursuing her clips, I just get the most clickbaity ones possible.
I don't understand the problem. Just watch streams if you don't want to see clickbait videos?

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>>50818225
>It's sad, because if I try pursuing her clips, I just get the most clickbaity ones possible.
Then just watch her streams and not watch clips.

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>>50818451
>>50818454

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>>50818225
Why are you even watching clips in the first place? You know the people who make them just want money in the end and don’t care about the Vtuber.

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>>50811683
Oh, also it might be another two weeks since I'm getting pretty into it. Doubling the initial intended length

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>>50774660
quite hot. ngl i was thinking this was gonna be Kiara letting her intrusive thoughts win and getting walked on, but it was good anyway.
if you are taking suggestions i remember one of these types of fics where the other girl walks in the exact second the one jerking it starts blasting, and the person gets a full show of someone pathetically triying to explain themselves as they cum buckets

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>>50817997
>she tells Rosemi to do it again and hit the wall harder
Big power-bottom energy right there

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>>50818586
I'll bite, anon. Wants wrong with watching streams and getting to know the streamer then watching clips of random people editing segments of streams?

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>>50818801
Do you remember the tags or chuubas involved? Wouldn't mind looking that story up in the archive for inspiration. And thanks for the comment glad you liked it

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>>50819307
oh it wasnt /here/. it was a RWBY fanfic of Ruby busting to her sister's panties. It stuck with me because the author did a fantastic job at describing someone triying to stand up and explaining themselves as they cum like hell
Sadly it used to be in Fanfictiondotnet, before they purged billions of porn

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>>50819238
nta but there is only so much time in a day.

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>>50819974
Okay? Then watch them throughout the week like some people.

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>>50819238
I don't have the attention span for it. I can only watch streams as background noise, and even then I easily get bored.

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>>50819902
Ah I see, I do like that idea of a futa being caught nutting and desperately trying to play it off, I'll keep that suggestion in mind

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>>50820250
> Futa being caught nutting
This shit is what hooked me on the first fanfic I read and introduced me to writing. Very hot concept.

"Monika remembers that the red-head had forgotten her snack pack that day. So, as a treat, she decides to head to the store before arriving at the clubroom. To be considerate, she lets Sayori know via text and tells her to get the spare key from the head of club management. ‘It’s fine, I’m sure she’ll do a good job of inducting Yuri without me.’ She thinks perversely.

When the brunette approaches the club door she hears subtle slapping sounds. Slowly, Monika twists the door handle and peeks inside. Sayori lays on her back on the very desk she was sodomized on yesterday, her head hanging off the table whilst a naked Yuri holds her neck. A bulky, thick cock pistons in and out of her face with fast, angry thrusts. Her mouth can barely contain the sheer girth of the purple-haired girl’s dick as spit leaks down her cheeks. She makes light gagging sounds from Yuri going balls deep every time.

“I’m c-cumming!” Squeaks the purple-eyed girl.

“Couldn’t wait for your president?” Sighs the brunette as she pulls off her sweater. Yuri lets out a yelp of surprise and pulls out of Sayori’s throat. Her cock is already blasting out a thick wad of semen, which coats the blue-eyed girl’s face.

“I’m! – S-SoRrY!” She struggles to speak as she cums violently. Her body quakes as she struggles to stand. Sayori coughs up a small amount of semen and then turns on to her elbows and grins devilishly at Monika.

“I was just giving her a taste for ya!” The red-head proclaims jovially, then licks a drop of cum from her upper lip and swallows it.

“Well you did an exceptional job of doing that. A little too well it seems.” The brunette responds calmly. Yuri’s legs tremble as the blasts of cum finally subside. She falls to her knees.

“Can you blame me? Look at that thing!” Sayori points to the purple-haired girl’s fat, 9-inch cock. It hangs between her curvy thighs and rests against the floor. Even though it’s gone flaccid, it is huge, even thicker than Monika’s. She didn’t expect anything else from such seductive looking girl. The club president admires it, then strips down so only her skirt and panties remain.

“I’m sorry…” Yuri’s hands shift and attempt to cover her massive dick."

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>>50820478
How is this related to any chuubas.

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>>50820777
I'd like to see something similar written with chuubas.

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>>50821412
Then just say it. Instead of doing whatever you did.

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>>50821473
"[Doki Doki futa futa, chapter 2, paragraph 12] is very enjoyable and I'd like to see something similar done with Vtubers" doesn't really... work very well.

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>>50821752
Better than whatever the fuck this >>50820478 is.

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>>50821473
>>50822039
>whatever you did
He posted an excerpt bro. What about it is so confusing?

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>>50820478
>>50821412
To a point, I agree with >>50820777 >>50821473 is saying, however he's being an ass about it. I think if you had just said you wanted a scene like this in a fic it would be less confusing because I was wondering who the hell is Sayori, Monika, Yuri were.

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Nope. No Fubuki dream yet.

Instead, I had a dream where I couldn't pay my internet bill so my car got towed away. The towtruck driver was driving slow enough that I tried chasing after it, but slightly too fast for me to catch it.
Dreams are weird.

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>>50823482
Fubuki was driving away, along with your dreams.

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>>50819238
>I'll bite, anon.
Is it sad that people here think telling other people to watch streams is bait? Like, why are you even here if you can’t do the absolute bare minimum and just watch streams.

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>>50823482
this is getting sad so ill just say it this time.
You are never getting that dream. This isnt me shitting on you because its funny or to be edgy, but its simple.
Dreams are part of your subconcious brain and influencing them is hard as utter fuck, which is why not everyone gets into lucid dreaming. Even if you somehow get into lucid dreaming, you dont always get control of the dream, and there's a 80% chance you had that dream and forgot it because we dont dream one thing every night.
So, once you clear all of those barriers and you become a lucid dreamer... you still cant get an erotic dream because its too many walls to break down in your subconcious and you will wake up. there is a reason people dont fine tune their dream, because you just cant
so give it up or at least admit you might never get it

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>>50824092
He’s been doing this for weeks, now. He’s never going to stop.

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>>50823482
Here's what you do: jerk off for two hours to Fubuki porn while listening to her ASMR, but do not allow yourself to cum. Do this right before bed, while you're already exhausted. As you go to sleep, start listening to Fubuki hypnosis ASMR. Think very hard of Fubuki. Imagine what she looks like, what she smells like, what she would taste like. Try to imagine what it would feel like to touch her. Keep visualizing Fubuki in your head until you fall asleep. You can also draw Fubuki's face repeatedly if you want. Over and over again. It doesn't matter if you suck, you want your brain paying close attention to her details.

With all this, you should be able to dream about Fubuki. But everything you did in that day must have something to do with Fubuki.

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>when you finally get all the buildup written for the scene you've been anticipating for months
And with this segment, my summer of smut will begin.

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>>50824212
I wonder when he will stop.

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>>50824772
When someone bitches enough that the janitor will delete them for spam.

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>>50825342
I thought they were more off-topic since he’s using this general as his personal live journal.

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>>50826052
He should just go to the /tulpa/ general in /x/. They would know more than we would.
>>50824092
But I agree with this guy. Dreams are subconsciously influenced. If you want to have a nice date with Fubuki, then you should use your imagination, and maybe even, dare I say, write it down to fully conceptualize it.

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>>50814388
Are... Are you the original weirdanon? The one that made the Holo bird egg eating fic?

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>>50828761
Surprised anyone remembers that fic but yeah that's me lol. I've been trying to change my writing style from its original verbose nature to a more palatable style focused on giving the reader enjoyment through lewd scenes.

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>>50829328
Oi! Lemme read dog maggots! You have no idea how much I regret not reading that fic waaaay back when!

Pretty please?

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>this time loop again
You would think people would be wise to this by now.

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>>50829407
That fic caused quite the stir when it dropped because people were (understandably) expecting it to be something sexy but what they ended up reading was my effort at experimental prose which led to an impactful but divisive read. I was actually planning on emailing archive anon soon with some of the old fics that I think would be ok to re-upload to the archive, so yeah keep an eye out because you may be in luck; it's definitely within the realm of possibility.

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>>50829502
An Anon pretends to be the author fooling other anons or are we talking about a different timeloop?

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>>50829775
Sweet, cheers! I mainly just have an insatiable, burning curiosity, so I don't really care if it's not degenerate fap fodder. Unless it's like frustratingly close to sexy, teetering on the edge... but it's better to have loved and lost, right?

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>>50824327
I see. That'a quite the trial. But I understand - in order to obtain the rewards, I must earn them first. I will attempt this tonight.

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>>50830108
I think it’s just the same anon talking to himself.

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> rewriting over 10k words of work
Gotta stick to that outline, anons. It's there for a reason. Though I'm going through this surprisingly fast, now that I know what I did right and what I want to change.

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>>50830690
Let me just put it this way, if you end up finding parts of it hot? All the more power to you.

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>>50830946
>10k
g-ganbatte anon

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>>50830861
You might actually be right.

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>>50824368
>You finally get to insert a wonderful scene that spent months in the clips because now the story flows naturally into it
It is moments like these that make me enjoy this hobby, and everything else that makes me hate it.

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>>50830946
Damn straight anon. Keep up that pace, and remember that the time you spent will better refine what you truly want to write.
>>50831976
The only thing I hate about it is that I'm still arcs away from other things I want to write. One day, Lamy, my beloved. I will get to write about being pulled face first into the massive pillows you call your chest in the middle of a tavern.

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>>50824368
The hags are getting their last eggs fertilized?

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>>50833854
One might very well be. She is the first of many. Just in time for her birthday too.

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>>50835229
Hurray for Anon and his adventurous hag harem!