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>LE VTUBER REVEALS THERE REAL VOICE BY ACCIUDENT OMG

>> No.50713047

Cucking me and laughing about it in front of God and everyone else

>> No.50713532
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>>50713047

>> No.50713955

when they are interesting in debut but immediately turn into a annoying generic white girl vtuber with a personality equivalent to a piece of whole wheat bread. happens all the time with indies

>> No.50714054
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>>50712954
>tropes
End yourself tumblrshit.

>> No.50714285

>>50712954
>fake try hard laugh and then “”””choking”””” “coughing” in between

>> No.50714315

>>50713047
aloupeep...

>> No.50714686
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50714686

>skimpy clothed vtubers
>random ahegao animations during streams
>"haha look guys hentai amirite"
>clips are plastered with ahegao faces
i fucking hate western vtubing

>> No.50715454

>>50712954
Just twitch e-thot HUH farming in general.
>Wow, that's a *big* package am i rite?
>Could I fit that in my mouth?
>OMG that guy is sooooo hot, daddy?

I just summarized 99% of twitch vtuber content, unfortunately.

>> No.50715737

>every single twitch vtuber copying vei's retarded voice

>> No.50716484

>>50714686
I no longer watch any vtubers from the USA.

>> No.50716502

>loud = funny

>> No.50716995

>guess the new outfit from the silhouette
It’s so lazy and boring

>> No.50717024

>>50712954
>"Mommy" voices
>Fakies being horny for a character whenever they show up or do something

>> No.50717055

>>50716995
>community engagement is lazy and boring

>> No.50717141
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>>50712954
>Merch shilling that's neither subtle enough to be effective nor obvious enough to be funny because they don't wanna sound like they want money and are tiptoeing around it
>reading every single 2 dollar supa no matter what
>That thing they do where they stream as if it's their only job, and do so with "effort" but stream so infrequently that you know they are either getting fucked, working another job, or both, AND being blatantly dishonest about that fact.
>3DPD baiting
>Fake Mute/Purposefully leaving Mic on, and then acting embarressed like it's an accident.
>Constant BAD male collabs, without realizing fans don't want that, see chart
>Vox Akuma
>Constant/Pointless Skebs, exacerbating the fact that they have basically no dedicated fans to create fan works for them
>play stream topic game for 45-60 minutes, followed by a 3 hour or longer zatsu that's completely off topic.
>Commissioning EVERYTHING because "I have the money let me take care of you chat!" because they're lazy.
>Above, but nepotism.

>> No.50717246

>>50717024
>mommy voices
95% of the ara-aras are pure cringe and everyone acts like they creamed their pants

>> No.50717363

>>50712954
>tee hee oh no stop donating so much haha oh nyo you silly boys, stop your donating! hehe oh? You donated even more? But I told you to stop hehe!

god I cannot fucking stand when they do that and hate the retards who fall for it even more

>> No.50717513

>>50717246
>>50717024
Actual gay and shit opinions

>> No.50719050

>vutuber gets temporarily banned for being too lewd
>on return stream they come on with a nun habit and bible asset
>"teehee I'm such a pure christian girl now" acting as if there are any puritan christians on any of the moderation and they weren't banned by some coastal soipod

>> No.50720748

I typed out a paragraph but deleted it when I realized I could replace it all with "Veibae". She's just the worst.

>> No.50721826

Posting from Sweden when we all thought they were in America.

>> No.50721980

>>50717055
>engaging
Lmao. How old?

>> No.50722097

>>50717024
>mommy voices
I’m sick of equating mommy to sexy, I just want comforting

>> No.50724501

>>50721826
>when we all thought
accents give it away, no?
and if not that the ESL shines thru.
skill issue.

>> No.50726923
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I uh forgot

>> No.50727108

>>50726923
Fucked up Kson teared up and kept telling her to not graduate when she knew she'd be back in a few weeks time..

>> No.50728395

>>50712954
>pretends to be really sad at her graduation when she immediately debuts in another company a week later

>> No.50731707

"pon"

>> No.50731900

>>50727108
The vtuber industry is built upon cute anime girls lying to you anon, you should be used to being lied to.

>> No.50732560

>>50712954
>mommy bait
>veibae smoker voice
>saying random words in japanese
all of these annoy me greatly

>> No.50732621

>Flesh streams but dont show face
>Oh no I "ACCIDENTALLY" showed off my boob valley! hehe!

>> No.50732813

>>50726923
> accidently

>> No.50736612

>>50712954
all of them

>> No.50737696

>>50713047
[insert fanbase name here]...

>> No.50738246

>>50732621
>boob valley
Are you ESL

>> No.50739532

>>50727108
>Fucked up Kson teared up and kept telling her to not graduate when she knew she'd be back in a few weeks time..
this definitely happened and there should be a lot of clips about it no? post one anon don't be a faggot

>> No.50740459

>>50712954
Le "I dont males"

Or in the case of Holo:

(XStarsmem)? Who is that?

>> No.50740461

>>50712954
shit design

>> No.50740631

Trying to be a seiso idol VTuber or a the big tiddy anime girl showing off her butt plug.

>> No.50740692

>>50714686
>subtitles are wrong because the maker is ESL

>> No.50740728

>>50712954
any yuriniggery
I don't do mental gymnastics so its still cucking if its by women

>> No.50740742

>>50712954
Pretending to be a lesbian

>> No.50740805

>>50740459
(me)
And to further elaborate on the Holo part:

>Starsmem reference shows up

Holomem: <shuts the screen off>/<exits the screen in record time>

>> No.50740811

>>50712954
>owning le chuds

>> No.50741049

>>50712954
>have small breasts
>>AHH DONT SAY I HAVE SMALL BREASTS IM NOT ATTRACTIVE BECAUSE I HAVE SMALL BREASTS DO YOU GUYS LIKE ME EVEN THOUGH I HAVE SMALL BREASTS???
Matsuri pls you are so fucking SEX stop playing this game

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50741374

All of it, I wish my Oshi was a fleshstreamer

>> No.50741543

>>50727108
>>50739532
>there should be a lot of clips about it no?
Stop thinking so much. Kson bad. No evidence required.

>> No.50741919

>>50741374
wtf moomers

>> No.50742006

Pretending to be stupid. Actual stupid, or stupid about specific things is great, but a ton of them pretend to be dumber than they are and its fucking annoying. Indie to corpo, its endemic.

>> No.50742056

>>50740742
Agreed. Almost if not equally bad as being straight.

>> No.50742109

Basically everything about twitch vtuber culture. Subathons, donathons, sleeping while streaming, talking for 2-3 hours at the beginning before actually doing anything, thrones, point redeems that are loud and obnoxious, emote spam, text to speech readings of chat, react content so bad that the person may as well not even be there, oversexualized content. The list just goes on and on. It's like a modern Sodom and Gomorrah.

>> No.50742129

>personality is drenched with irony
>debut has so much self deprecating humor you have no clue if their streams will contain some personality or talk about things beyond the depth of a kiddie pool
>game streams are them making the shallowest quips limited to things like a character voicing something funnily or something said being able to be interpreted a different way

>> No.50742209

>>50742109
Agreed all but to.
>talking for 2-3 hours at the beginning before actually doing anything
This one I don't mind if its a streamer I genuinely like I find them interesting enough it wont matter.
>oversexualized content
And this one, not because I like it, I actually don't, but YouTube really isn't any better about it than twitch anymore. It all just depends on the streamer.

>> No.50742238

>>50742209
*two

>> No.50742654
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>>50722097
Come home

>> No.50742692

>>50712954
>Oh no I'm a cute and funny girl but I'd never date anyone don't you know I'm an idol
Really idol shit in general but it's mostly for this reason.
If they just acknowledged that they've dated before I could at least admire them for putting in hard work when it comes to singing and dancing and stuff but this hard filters me.

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>>50712954

>boyfriend reveal
>husband reveal
>pregnancy reveal
>3. mortgage reveal
>facecam streams
>kusoge streams
>screamers

unless you are a nun or a geisha dont get into this business

>> No.50742783

>>50742654
Watame's nice but she's also too polite

>> No.50742884

>Oh my god guys nooooo don't say peepeepoopoo through donations haha hmph nooooo ur bullying meeee *dramatic pause* haha stop iiiiiit haha

>> No.50742914

>>50724501
He's talking about Gura's poll. The poll site said user created it in Sweden and the cope is that she was using VPN. But wtf would she use Sweden.

>> No.50742969

>something slightly unusual happens in game
>OH-OMG OMG DID YOU GUYS SEEEE THAT OMG SOMEONE CLIP THAT (because I'm a lazy bitch who can't)
>HOOOOOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUNNY AS FUCK

>> No.50744973

>>50712954
chooses high pitch kayfabe voice vs keeping a natural sultry lower pitch voice

>> No.50745918

>>50714054
>Zoom zoom hates a completely normal word because he only knows it from a shitty website

>> No.50745944

>>50712954
Yuri and yaoi shit

>> No.50745974

>>50714285
Add to that hiccups

>> No.50746046

>>50712954
yuri shipping bullshittery

>> No.50746072

>>50742969
Jesus the state on some vtubers...

>> No.50746468

>>50715454
>OMG that woman is sooooo hot, mommy?
They actually do this no the one you mentioned , the only males they think they are allowed to lust after is just raider and Leon.

>> No.50746608

>>50742056
Homosexuals are so fucking disgusting to the point they have created multiple diseases.

>> No.50746660

I don't like it when they clearly want to be normal streamers too and show their hands, legs, feet etc. in cam streams, or worse yet outright post their face to twitter with some "#showyourselfday" shit or something

Also I fucking hate overreacting to big superchats or membership gifts. This is even worse with subathons, thankfully I don't watch Twitch shit. All those "oh my God guys please no please stop this is too much!" acting only to then get even more SCs and continuing this "ohhhh noooo stop it!" shit for 20 mins

>> No.50746759

>>50713955
name names
do they remind you of the girls that rejected you IRL anon?
you sound like a virgin

>> No.50746898

>>50712954
singing fly me to the moon, the jazz version

>> No.50747093

>>50712954
Male vtubers all being homos and homo-baiting. There's 0 point of watching them over a non-vtuber male streamer like Jerma, Vinny or Joel if you want actual entertainment unless you're a fujo woman or gay.

>> No.50747259
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>>50712954
for me it's Le fake High Pitched voices

>> No.50748597

>>50712954
SCUFF

>> No.50748769

>>50712954
>Being excessively loud equals funny

>> No.50748852

>>50717141
>>That thing they do where they stream as if it's their only job, and do so with "effort" but stream so infrequently that you know they are either getting fucked, working another job, or both, AND being blatantly dishonest about that fact.

why would it bother you if they're working another job?

>> No.50748901

>>50746468
And that one guy from Pokemon SV.

>> No.50748988

>>50712954
annoying fanbase

>> No.50749066

>>50712954
>WAHH MY OSHI WORKS SO HARD SHE PLAYS GAMES DAILY FOR SO MANY HOURS SHE DESERV...

Shut the fuck up.

>> No.50749370

>>50717055
The method itself isn't the problem. Copying it for every outfit review for years is the problem.

>> No.50749542
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>>50717246
it's cute when it's organic

>> No.50751134

>>50713047
fpbp

>> No.50753635

>>50713047
The fact that I can conjure a pretty long list of cucked fans off the top of my head is worrying, not only due to the absolute state of vtubing but also due to my addicting to drama

>> No.50754027

>>50712954
Hi honey became one of the biggest cliches in vtubing for awhile. It was funny when Suisei did it because it was a natural moment that surprised people, but then people just used it to coombait endlessly.

>> No.50754512

>>50749066
They litterally work harder than you, retard. Why you're so insecure about that, I don't know. It isnt easy to do, ive known people that have made money streaming and stoped because it's not fun and games.

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>>50712954

>> No.50757447

>>50754512
This is so fucking retarded. Streamers turn on OBS and play video games, you must be a real fucking loser to be out worked by women playing vidya

>> No.50757600
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>hehehehehe i forgot my stream open after the ending hehehe i am so silly guys xDDDDDDDD

>> No.50758510

>>50712954
>Streamer suddenly develops a Peko-Laugh.

>> No.50759311

>>50755930
hot

>> No.50759815

>>50742969
>SOMEONE CLIP THAT (because I'm a lazy bitch who can't)
reminds me of that panda cunn who turned into a coomerbait space octopus because "nobody clips me as a loli panda".
Like dude, do it yourself.

>> No.50759934

>>50747259
My deep voiced Okayu and Towa... Dead...

>> No.50760054

>>50754512
>It isnt easy to do
it objectively is
>stopped because it's not fun
confirming that it's indeed easy. Just because you are not having fun doesn't mean it's hard work.

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50760229

>>50759934
what
no...

>> No.50760780

>>50757447
If it was that easy everybody would be successful as a streamer then, retard. I'm assuming you've never worked or are in highschool and think you work hard on your baby level algebra.

>>50760054
They stopped because keeping up with providing content that isn't shit isn't easy. How'd you just skip to thinking it was about fun? Are you that stupid.

>> No.50761106

>>50740459
>>50740805
I can understand not knowing all the Stars by name if you don't interact with man (I have to manually remind myself Izuru exists) but skipping over Stars references in stuff just feels cold.

>> No.50764136

>>50714686
This, it feels so standardized at this point.

>> No.50764224

>>50713047
If you're watching vtubers it's best to be into ntr and blacked, otherwise you'll have a bad time when they tell you that they're not your friend or reveal their boyfriend. (99% of them have)

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>>50748852
anon that's a gura anti, why'd you reply

>> No.50768027

>I bought a 100 dollar model and streamed to 1 whole person! I am now an authority on all things vtuber!

>> No.50768192

>>50712954
>Got into vtubing after Holo and Niji exploded in the west
>Applied for both and got rejected for being a boring cunt
>Now shits on all corpos like they are the spawn of satan himself and encourages people to just be indies and do their own thing
many MANY such cases

>> No.50768279

>>50714686
Dont forget the
>looks like a whore
>acts like a whore
>coombaits non stop
>a few people make coomer type comments
>she proceeds to lecture the entire chat how she is not THAT type of a person and they are making her very uncomfortable
virtual strippers with "dignity"

>> No.50768385

>reincarnates 78 times in 2 years
>plays the same games every time and pretends like its her first time playing them

>> No.50768433

>>50768279
This bugs me too. See it a lot in indies. You have this outrageous design with huge titties and an Uber slutty personality but you’re perturbed by the coomer audience you’re pandering to? It’s so stupid.

>> No.50768526

>>50768279
Ah the old "You can look but not touch" attitude. Cucks love that.

>> No.50768558
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>yaoibaiting

>> No.50768653

>Vtuber has a shtick that requires others to play along
>They don't play along
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PLAY ALONG!
Hate that shit.

>> No.50769133

Comes up with BS excuses on why they don't stream. Changes time zones and filters out OG fans for Eurotrash.

>> No.50769546
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>japanese vtuber uploads a non-stream video
>it has any of the following sound effects
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bbSrG7FXR4

>> No.50769958

>>50769546
This isn't even a vtuber thing, watch a Hikakin or Seikin video or they've also got these sound bites playing 10 times a minute

>> No.50770341

>>50712954
>Small corpo chuuba
>Starts releasing daily shorts explaining the most basic chuuba stuff
I feel like half of the ones I watch started doing this and they all have the same adhd zoomer editing style too

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50773610

>>50712954
>hentai tags tier list
>haha eww cuckcolding/NTR/cheating is totally F tier haha I totally don't like that stuff haha I would never fantasize about doing that haha :)

>> No.50774169
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50774169

i think this is more of a aniredditard problem but it also really shows prominently in vtubing, the overuse of words such as
>booba
>pettan
>bonk
>horni
>seggs
just either use the original words themselves straight up or use a more respectable euphemism, man

>> No.50774534

>>50712954
>hehe I'm such a stupid bimbo xD
Lumi especially does this shit, why the fuck are you acting like this when you're a grad student

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>>50739532
>>50741543
I think he's talking about this? But there's no tearing up and it was obviously a joke.

>> No.50774895

>>50774534
In Kaneko Lumi's case its due to the fact that her Stacy façade isn't working (it never once did) and she's in denial about being a librarian-type burnout with a drying up womb soon.
But I agree nonetheless.

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50776197

>vtuber has a lower voice
>gets bullied for it
this is my least favorite meme

>> No.50777465

>>50764224
If 99% of women have boyfriend, why do 99% of men alone?

>> No.50777513

>>50764224
Based NTRChad

>> No.50777674

>>50777465
chad and brad both date a different woman every 2-3 weeks while fucking a new woman daily anon

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>>50712954
This one pisses me off on a personal level because the "voice" I usually use isn't my "natural voice" either. The one I use for content is actually closer to my natural, just more projected.
As a small casual streamer I don't think I'll ever deal with anyone making a big deal out of it, but the idea pisses me off.

>> No.50778053

>>50777465
99% of women have sex with 1% of men

>> No.50778353

>>50760780
Playing games is not hard work you feces-looking nigger.

>> No.50778580

Any Idol-LARPing. Youre not in hololive, you dont need to do music, you dont need some greeting, youre not "graduating" you're quitting.

>> No.50778795

>>50778580
>youre not "graduating" you're quitting
weird hill to pick, "graduating" is just a kayfabe word that means nothing in any context

>> No.50780125

>>50717141
Anon I can't fucking read this god damn chart, what is the vertical?
TVVV?
FWV?

>> No.50780761

>>50742109
Throne?

>> No.50781489

>>50712954
anything that involves yuribaiting

>> No.50781541

>>50712954
>THERE

>> No.50784883

>>50713047
wtf

>> No.50784997

>>50780125
Negative chemistry = You are not having fun so why bother?
Neutral chemistry = You are having a small amount of fun
Positive chemistry = You are having so much fun that this is no longer a collab but a date and viewers are just the third wheel

>> No.50785167

>>50712954
Western vtubers using Japanese term like senpai or zatsudan. Dude, just use fucking English, you are not Japanese and neither is your audience.

>> No.50785517

>>50740805
>>50740459
this never happened

>> No.50786064

>>50778353
Being entertaining is what makes streaming hard. You don't just do that for a day, or a week, or a month, but perpetually. Seriously retard stay in school.

>> No.50786226

>>50712954
yuri shit, its so fucking annoying.

>> No.50786425

>>50712954
I never liked when EN vtubers that don't speak Japanese say "ara ara, oni-chan, baka, etc." It's all cringe. If you want to do something horny, stick your tongue in the mic and scream.

>> No.50787325

>>50746046
this is the reason why I don't watch Miko. Basically her entire gimmick and does it because it's manipulative as fuck

>> No.50788344

>i love you
>im not your friend
>i love you i love you
>you prasocial fucks
>i love you i love you i love you
>*cucks her fans*
>i am deeply regretful of what happened, please give me another chance (money)
>*cucks them again*
>i love you
>im not your friend
>(...)
this repeats until graduation

>> No.50788556

>>50787325
>basically her entire gimmick
Miko has a lot of other stuff to offer, but of course you don't know about that because you don't watch her.

>> No.50789162

>>50761106
And this is why my respect for THE bunny grows. Not only did she not skip out, but interacted with it in the most "her" of ways.

>> No.50789307

>>50774169
people that actually memespeak out loud with their voices baffle me

>> No.50789797

>>50785517
his example is an exaggeration but did you forget what happened with kanata?

>> No.50795140

>>50786064
most streamers don't do that shit lmao they just stare blankly at a screen and read donations they don't even attempt to be entertaining
All of the popular ones are dead fucking fish

>> No.50795969

>>50789797
No?
I remember perfectly how management threw her under the bus.

>> No.50796324

>>50780761
website that is basically a wishlist of items that fans can either contribute to or outright purchase for the streamer, along with the option to SUGGEST items for the creator to accept onto the list so that they can buy it for them.
It's like really fucking advanced donos. Scummy shit.
Only 1% redeemed IMO because it means I can buy my 2views a game she can't afford, that she wants to play, and I want to see.

>> No.50796347

>>50795140
Anons there’s other streamers between xqc and veteran 0 or 1 views.

>> No.50796419

>>50712954
The "my job is being a vtuber, let's use a shit computer and never have the thought of upgrading anything cross my mind until my computer impodes" thing may as well be a trope at this point

>> No.50796795

>>50796419
alternatively, the
>I'm a vtuber now, so I gotta spend all my money on upgrades right now at the beginning and then beg for rent money on twitter
trope of hell, I've seen it happen to good mid and high 3views.

>> No.50797201

Talking. Why would I spend even 1 minute of my time hearing to what women think?

I still long for my ideal vtuber, she will only moan, cry or yell but speak no actual words.

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50797946

How about you tell me what you actually want to see then?
Every single streamer does all these tropes to a degree.

>> No.50797996

>>50797946
makeyourownnewthread.exe

>> No.50798002

>>50797996
No I refuse to shit the catalog any further.

>> No.50798366

>>50797946
Never, under any circumstances, mention anything to do with meeting a male IRL and never, under any circumstances, interact with a male on stream.

>> No.50798425

>>50759934
>Deep voiced Towa
I will never forgive the Japanese.

>> No.50798936

>>50753635
>Dramafag
>ESL
Why am i not surprised?

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>>50713047
bud...

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>"Muh fake lesbians"
>Almost guaranteed to be the rabid anti /u/schizo that shits up every global thread
>"Miko is so fake and such a liar!"
You can dislike /u/fags and for the most part I understand. However hating /u/fags so much you end up going the entire opposite direction and start schizo posting about how all the Holos are straight and only love chad's cock makes you more mentally ill than even the most unhinged gurame /u/schizos

>> No.50799293

>>50778053
yeah, me

>> No.50799340

>Being gay is a fake trope and can't just be something they actually are
Ill never understand this

>> No.50799441

>>50799282
I will keep doing it till my last breath

>> No.50799476

>>50799441
Thats fine just know you are more schizo than any /u/fag could ever hope to be

>> No.50799752

>>50797946
Actually try to finish games relatively quickly. The retards who start a game and then finish it 4 months later because they only stream it once for 3 hours per week should all hang.

>> No.50799878

>>50797946
Girls, talking to each other in a calm manner, while having fun, playing videogame. No screaming, no shouting, no whorish behaviour, no flirting with anyone. Talking about fictional men is ok
I understand women are incredibly shallow so not boiling things down to haha sex is hard but it isn't impossible by any means.

>> No.50800272

>>50797946
They actually like chatting with chat.
Unfortunately, any girl with good social skills probably doesn't need online randoms to chat with.
Amiya Aranha is a good example though.

>> No.50800485

>>50799752
Oh man, you just mentioned one of the things that I hate the most about my oshi.
She is ab incredibility nice and funny girl, even have a sense of humor that can laugh and counter attack anything weird that chat says with easy, but her most frustrating point is without a doubt the combo Streams are short+ Starts playing long games. Most recently TotK. I can see she going into episode 20 or something with how slow she plays that

>> No.50800647

>goslingbait
>act surprised when you have goslings

>> No.50800919

>>50749066
So much this

>> No.50804392

>>50713047
this

>> No.50804484

Thank you for supacha

>> No.50804533

>>50799476
Still less schizo than convincing yourself that completely straight women are turbo lesbians because you overdosed on iyashikei.

>> No.50805274

>Majority of content is react content
>Extreme coomerbate in both model and mannerisms
>Constant sexual talk
>Uses memes constantly
>Doesn't have any current/past interest in anime
This is more a list of shit that's an instant turn-off, but some of it is tropes that get used frequently.

>> No.50808721

>American politics

>> No.50810035

>>50712954
>graduated vtuber gets referenced and fans start "mourning" by spamming crying emojis and o7s when the person behind the character is perfectly alive and well
>it's even more annoying when the vtuber in question has a reincarnation that the fans of her past life refuse to watch and they just treat the person as if they were dead
>even worse if they treat the reincarnation as a betrayal of sorts
>graduated vtuber getting shoehorned in current material even when they haven't done anything in years or just straight up hasn't done anything at all
>fans demanding graduated vtubers be shoehorned in current material
>fans pretending to care about graduated vtubers when they weren't even there when they were active and just hopped on the drama bandwagon
>fans pretending to care about struggling vtubers that they themselves don't even bother to watch live
>extra annoying when they rally themselves everywhere except the vtuber's stream where it actually matters

>> No.50812088

>>50749066
Playing games isn't hard work but being entertaining is. I can barely hold a conversation with an acquaintance for an hour, I can't imagine multiple zatsudans (talking with nobody to bounce off of) in a week without repeating topics or running out of things to say. Even standup comedians tend to default to jokes or set routines, a streamer can't get away with that.
That said if you go into streams to beg the streamer to stop streaming you deserve a fucking bullet to the head.

>> No.50812122

>>50737696
/thread

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>>50799293
Based anon

>> No.50812254

>>50805274
ahhh le classic twitch vthot who jumped on the trend for easy $

>> No.50812319

>>50741049
I hate it even more when its a model they themselves were involved in the process of making...

Like Suisei or Rushia 2.0 and 3.0...

>> No.50812501

>>50810035
This is one of the most annoying things fans do. If I had a dollar for every ALOE LOVE post from a redditor who didn't even know about vtubers until Myth I'd be a rich man

>> No.50812961

>>50812501
Kurumi...

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>>50712954
I'm so fucking tired of Ara Ara
>One guy asks for it with a $5 supa
>SAY ARA ARA? REALLY? I DUNNO GUYYYS
>Chat speeds up, starts begging
>WELL OKAY...
>Leans into mic
>ARA ARA~
>Chat goes super speed pretending to be excited
>HEHE I DON'T GET WHY YOU GUYS LIKE THIS...
>Countless Windows XP laptops across SEA immediately fire up their pirated copies of Premiere
>Add the video clip
>Add zoom effect on the girls face
>Add that one video of the black dude falling down the stairs after she says it
>Add please subscribe splash to the end of the clip
>Upload
>100k views
Fuck off already

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