/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General

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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Missing Haachama Edition
Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a global financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for actual-schizos.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOCwMoiTFIQ

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (embed) (embed) (embread) (embed) (embreed) (embed)

Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/
Electrum's fund trading sheet, up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/

Previous Thread: >>50570942

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>>50631318
rape

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FIX YOUR GODDAMN SITE ALREADY!!!!!!1

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>>50632052
this, this has gone way post doomposting now, the game is literally unplayable

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dead site dead game

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I’ve pinged honks phone and gave some details, it shouldn’t be a size issue given that other data 400x the size loads within seconds, hopefully honk will get back to us soon on it.
-trial dev

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HOOOOOOOOOOOOONK WHERE'S ME MUTUAL FUNDS

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>>50631318
Ooh chama toes

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WHERE'S CHAMMERS I NEED CHAMMERS

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Funds are loading!

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>>50642199
Nevermind, got a white screen when opening the trade window and I had to reload lol

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>>50632145
Don't know what you're talking about, my bot is working just fine

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Page 9 already damn

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>>50643867
Good for you!

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I just wanted to buy my own fund...

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I don't know what this means but it doesn't seem good.

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>>50643867
Pls tell me what the API call/endpoint is for buying/selling shares of funds. I was going to re-write babby's first PowerShell nasfaq bot to buy funds but I can't even DevTools my way into what the fucking API call is...it never loads the page.

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>>50648105
lmao

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>>50648683
sir pls there's some socket that keeps trying to shit itself indefinitely

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>>50648683
fuck you it worked on a dead/unresponsive tab anyways
-Body "{`"fund`":`"d43fd7d9-f5be-434e-8043-d7394b90139b`",`"quantity`":1000}"

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let's fucking go

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>>50649346
...I probably should've taken the while loop out of that

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>>50649556
wew lad
I don't need this thing to be interactive, I'm just going to hard code a list of funds into it

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>>50649795
Thanks ChatGPT

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>>50650446
Even better

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>>50649795
>he so lonely he made his program say please

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>>50650693
kek, that was ChatGPT's doing I swear! fuck you I originally wrote it to share it, I built it off of babby's first fund auto-trader and it said "please"

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>fund page finally loads an hour later
>my bot's buy is in there
success

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>>50657256

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>>50657256

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>new grocery store has kewpie
I will be patronizing this establishment
>>50659028
good night coco

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ohhhhh I have to bump

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a

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>>50670623
It genuinely has never done that since I started using this BTW. I am thus unable to report accurate Mutual Fund dividends this week.

Is what I would've said. It finally finished.

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when the fuck did Watame become a music channel? why did none of you tell me...

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Divs

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>>50671948
Divs

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>>50672429
>3.48%
Getting higher, nice

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>>50671246
It's been a while now, like a few months. It happened even before Bae becoming a music channel iirc

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>>50673890

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>>50675624
According to Reddit, it happened in Mars

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honk please let me sell Gura at adjustment

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>>50679184

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>>50659158
>kewpie
Why would you buy that? Classic Helmans is way better

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Gentle reminder that your fund trades are still happening and that you can't cancel them

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>>50682241
for the novelty? I've never had it
>Helmans
no

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 35)
>Gura :: $82,305.03
>Lamy :: $24,444.87
>Koyori :: $23,744.18

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 45)
>Aqua :: -$55,828.08
>Aki :: -$43,246.49
>Kronii :: -$13,938.23

Overall Average Adjustment is $927.49
Average Upward Adjustment is $8,521.70
Average Downward Adjustment is -$4,979.11

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and it's green!

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is it just me or nasfaq is actually kill?

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>>50688855
Id rather nafaq completely dead server side rather than this half dead zombiefied state where I cant even change anything but the trades are still happening.

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>>50688855
Funds don't work (mostly) but normal trading seems to be working. I'll ping honk again.
-trial dev

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>>50687227
kewpie is nothing special. It is thicker with a salty onions taste.

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>>50688980
oh I thought that was just me. Haven't been able to change my zhonkbot since yesterday because the save function doesn't work

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>>50689028
did trades stop? The graph on my profile doesn't register any changes since yesterday, which is weird since its divvy day

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>>50689100
Trading is fine for me

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>>50689100
The activity page also still registers them

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A small loan of 1 trillion dollars personally given to me and only me would be a valid way of making up for this boondoggle

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AAAAAAAAAAA MY SC WENT THROUGH TWICE

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>>50690520
You are financially ruined for sure

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Post em! If you can

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jesus christ cunt I'm fuckin going up the wall trying to just get to my autotrader fuck me cunt what on earth is going on

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>>50690699
That's one hell of a balance you have there

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"Im Westen nichts Neues" (2022). Heute nacht.

Du WIRST die Deutsche Synchronisation benutzen und es WIRD DIR GEFALLEN. Benutz dein scheiß Edge wenn du es in Angelsächsisch haben willst du Hurensohn.

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I'm able to get into funds currently

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>>50693585
Finally got in too, and then got logged out
I WILL sell the shark

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>>50694373
If it says logged out, normally when I wait a minute or two it changes to say im still logged in

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>>50694396
Managed to save trades, the shark's booty is mine!

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>>50694710

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Are funds dead again

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>>50698670
>nothing loading after 1 hour
yep

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>>50691596
Starts in 10 minutes

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ohhhh scheiß

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 63.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 393,010,029, a change of 0.20% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 4,912,625. There are 27 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 75 days.
>Civia currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 21 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 43):
>Nana :: +3.0%
>Ayame :: +2.8%
>Roboco :: +2.4%
>Izuru & Temma & Towa :: +2.2%
>Miyabi :: +1.9%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 37):
>Dezmond :: -3.1%
>Shion :: -2.8%
>Rikka :: -2.5%
>Aki :: -2.2%
>Matsuri :: -1.9%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,552,970.46 liquid to start with. This is a change of 5.26% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $19,800,036,735,662.60, a change of 10.38% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $50,380.49. There are 24 coins with a value above this average.
>Gura currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.
>Izuru currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 54):
>Dezmond :: +69.8%
>Suisei :: +57.9%
>Gura :: +54.3%
>Koyori :: +53.1%
>Lamy :: +52.4%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 26):
>Aqua :: -45.9%
>Aki :: -45.1%
>Kronii :: -25.9%
>Okayu :: -22%
>Rikka :: -16.8%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $65.46 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $87.54 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$48.32 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Marine :: $310.26 Up :: $3,257.76 from adj.
>Okayu :: $285.84 Up :: $3,001.36 from adj.
>Towa :: $246.44 Up :: $2,587.58 from adj.
>Sora :: $227.97 Up :: $2,393.70 from adj.
>Watame :: $223.85 Up :: $2,350.39 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Korone :: $3.20 Up :: $33.60 from adj.
>Lamy :: -$8.83 Down :: -$92.72 from adj.
>Aki :: $10.64 Up :: $111.72 from adj.
>Syrios :: $10.91 Up :: $114.52 from adj.
>Laplus :: $11.37 Up :: $119.36 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.

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>>50636844
Buy all their stock

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ohhh I have to sleep

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>>50636844
melbaby
akibaby
matsuribaby
fububaby
haatobaby
cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

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>>50733357
it was better with jontron fuck that other afro jew

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>>50735651
nnnn, shanana

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>>50719141
thanks

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Thread's alive!

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Hope that Wizard man is still alive

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Funds seem to be working this morning?

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>>50747214
They sure do. I'm afraid of something breaking so I'm definitely not closing the Nasfaq tab until adjustment

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Floor 10

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Good morning

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 20)
>Ollie :: $34,747.40
>Matsuri :: $24,144.20
>Kanata :: $16,179.89

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 60)
>Fubuki :: -$36,880.90
>Lamy :: -$28,220.94
>Noel :: -$23,403.41

Overall Average Adjustment is -$3,543.12
Average Upward Adjustment is $8,465.35
Average Downward Adjustment is -$7,545.94

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and see you in a few hours.

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nasfaq is dead, long live nasfaq

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>>50751065
Case sensitive login

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>>50751086
my browser autocompletes the login

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>>50751151
I just tried logging in again and it worked for me using my browsers autocomplete, double check you didn't capitalise your email or if it needs one at the start

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>>50751190
it works 50/50 for me after several attempts

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>>50751256
Might just be being slow like the rest of the week then, generally if you wait a minute or two it'll do whatever you were attempting.

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Honk should reset the game back 1 week.
If he's even alive.

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>>50752023
Given that things are currently better today, I think honk did a reboot of things last night when I pinged honk. But given that it is noticeably worse now than a few hours ago, someone external is probably breaking it is one of my current guesses, think like many api requests spammed per second. If it was an actual site code problem it normally wouldn't act like this, as it would just be properly broken instead of working after a bit (unless the place we host it on is having issues). I'll try chat with honk about it.
-trial dev

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>>50741700
Not dead yet. Funds were kill on Friday and I take weekends off from trading for my sanity.

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Floor 10

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>>50631318
are we dying?

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>>50752257
> think like many api requests spammed per second
Wasn't there a guy a few threads back posting his creation of a homebrew trader or something?
>>50760222
God, I really hope so

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>>50761035
Surely someone isn't TCP dosing nasfaq... R-Right?
Spamming API to death...

[Anonymous No.]

Did funds died to death again

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>>50761768
I managed to sell some, they're currently in a good mood

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big fund sells

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>>50613560
oops

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>>50752257
Full Disclosure, Morning Review does a big API call right before and right after adjustments, and again when I do Numbers Review in the evening, but that shouldn't be enough to bog the servers.

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>>50770877
It would have to be something new, its been able to handle all the normal ones. One offs like that don't matter, its when someone misguidedly or otherwise sets up something that would spam continuously. It's been able to handle dozens of people requesting multiple tabs before the hour of fund adjusts. It could also be something else entirely, but hopefully a api rate limit would help the first thought.
-trial dev

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>>50772220
please just let us trade on the main fund menu holy shit it would solve so many problems

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>>50773416
It'll probably take at least a few days to put that together, which I currently don't have the spare time for. Maybe later in the month but unfortunately work is extremely busy right now. Also said interface will likely also rely on the same API call to get the data about the funds, so the initial issue will still need fixed first.
-trial dev

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>>50773416
Having a re-read of this, I misunderstood and assumed you wanted a full autotrader. The last bit about the same API call still stands, but if you just want the trading interface ported below each fund, that might be a lot easier. If I get some free time after work I'll look into how difficult this is.
-trial dev

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Bros, tell me I'm not being unreasonable.
>konbini closes at 9 PM
>go to konbini at 8:38
>doors locked
>lights off

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>>50750049
very nice

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>>50631318
based

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>>50777931
20 minutes is plenty of time to do some shopping, closing early seems like something a small brand would do

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Jman's 21 auctions have remained unbought for 115 days. Each gives a $1000 penalty every 45 minutes, or 32 penalties in a day

This means jman has lost 32*1000*21*115= $77,280,000 since February from the auction house. You can buy the two on the upper right if you feel bad for him, he'll break even that way

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>>50797713
Keep in mind he already had people pay out his overpriced shit ages back so he isn't even in the red yet.

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>>50777931
Maybe they couldn't get cover for the late shift and closed early

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>>50800640
Nah, I've gone in at ~8:45 in the past and "caught" pajeetJr. in the middle of locking the door. Lazy fucks wanted to go home early.

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 31)
>Hololive :: $20,783.34
>Aqua :: $14,493.58
>Chloe :: $13,045.11

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 49)
>Suisei :: -$23,205.57
>Gura :: -$18,894.91
>Kanata :: -$16,875.61

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,552.18
Average Upward Adjustment is $4,361.93
Average Downward Adjustment is -$5,293.76

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and it's Monday.

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I've been waiting for 30 minutes. It's over

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Are trades even going through? I managed to set my autotrader but my balance isn't changing.

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>>50806423
I shall once again spam honk, but yes trades seem to be down.
-trial dev

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>Trades are fucked
I sleep. Unfortunate but semi-routine at this point
>The bets for Lord of the Board
REAL?!?!?!

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Post imaginary trades

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>>50807866
Managed to get in. The trick is to wait until funds load, open a page in another tab that'll make you log in again, go back to the first tab and set trades, open yet another tab that'll make you log in again and then save them

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>>50809238
I just open a tab on the profile and when the networth graph fixes, navigate to a fund and set the trades and save and all works fine.

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HOOOONNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKK

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My nuts are in intense pain right now I haven't even done anything and it feels like a ghost kicked me in the balls. Anyway something about trading buy buy buy sell sell sell the markets hot or wait it's cold now.

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HOOOOOOOOOONK

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>>50820517
>somebody actually saved those
kek

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So is the massive drop in networth due to funds being wonky right now?

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>>50824101
Yeah, it was noticeable even without funds being wonky on the first few seconds of a profile loading, but it loads in the fund portion of your networth second, your networth is still where it should be.

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>api shitting itself is sending nasfaq back to a pre-fund era
selling myself to make up for my net worth tanking 1 million per minute will not do any extreme fetishes that includes apex and mahjong

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Floor10

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>>50824654
Please send us back to the pre-fund era permanently. Funds cemented the AFK meta.

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>>50824654
if you want some competitive suffering to fill the fund void ive been playing Omega Strikers
its icehockey with moba abilities

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one of my fears of gay posting was that if it continued that I would end up in a gay relationship