/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Hololive English -Myth- Gawr Gura 1/7 Complete Figure(Pre-order)
https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail?gcode=FIGURE-150839

Previous Thread: >>50591534

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Gurass

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I love my wife so much!!

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I love Gura the most!

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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Gura onahole molded from her cunny!

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Feel free to send feedback about Gura or Cover (perms, projects, etc) here
https://cover-corp.com/en/contact

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>>50606804
LOOK AT HER GO!

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>>50607071
Prone bone. T o T

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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Gura hates me the most!

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>>50606682
>>50606718
Not as much as I do tho

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Where is he.

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>>50606892
Like what? That I love her?

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I will NOT read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

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Sex with a fembud.

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>>50608162
Yeah, me

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>>50608249

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>>50605619
no

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Hey what if I told you that she and I are getting married?

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Question: how you think Gura ranks in age compared to EN (irl)? I'm guessing she's mid tier in Myth but what about all EN?

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>>50607763
anon for how long are you going to keep this grudge?

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who commissioned this? ToT
https://cuddlyoctopus.com/product/ceres-gawr/?sfw=0

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Post one image of Gura and that Gura becomes the one you marry and get to spend forever with. You only get one though. Pic related is mine. I love her more than anything!

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>>50608629
Gura

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>>50608514
i think she's older than most of council, save for maybe fauna. she's inbetween a zoomer and a millennial. younger than a lot of jps though that's for sure.

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>>50608444
I would be weirded out since I don't remember making this post.

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>>50608444
I'd feel a bit grossed out that you married my semen bucket, but we all have our vices I guess...

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>>50608773

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I think we deserve a strip show from Gura!

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>>50608514
gura is like top 3 youngest if i remember right. shes the same age as moom

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>>50608724
I'll take this one

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>>50608840

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>>50608840
no. moom is younger

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Gura love!

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>>50608724

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>>50608882
They were born the same year

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Gura looks young but she's the oldest among all EN.

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>>50608872
it makes her sound young but she'd be a college graduate and in the workforce by now if she were a normal person

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>>50608724
Catshark, my beloved...

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>>50608985
Thats actually Ina. Is this some weird angle?

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>>50608987
Shes around my age and it makes me gosling harder

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>>50608629
T u T

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UUUOOOHHH
https://cuddlyoctopus.com/product/gawr-gura-3/

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>>50608724
We will now have extra frisky sex.

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>>50609063
I mean according to her lore not her actual age irl.

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>>50609098
she's fair game to anyone aged 20-40 at this point

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>>50609098
Hey fuck you anon, Im supposed to be the only non-ojibud around here. Feels good knowing I had a really similar childhood to her though, almost everything she talks about remembering while growing up I had some sort of exposure to. Oldbuds could never relate.

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>>50608724

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>>50609158
That's a child

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AAAAAAAA SHE FUCKING HATES ME

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>>50609158

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SHARKDREAMS CHUMBUDS

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>>50609432
sleep well gamer

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>>50609237
You're far from the only one.

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>>50609432
Oyasame

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>>50609432
Goodnight sleepy nigga

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>>50608629
idk but i want it holy shit

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>>50608773
if the "sources" are correct she's only older than Bae and a few months younger than Moom

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>>50609195
Well in that case this is the lore age descending
Sana
Kronii
Bae
Fauna
Mori
IRyS
Kiara
Gura
Mumei
Ina
Ame

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I despise Gura and i don't know what to do to stop wishing her ill will

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>>50609864 (me)
but if you're counting AO as Ina then I'd put her slightly after Bae

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>>50608514
I haven't watched the others enough to get a gauge on their age and I hate doxx so couldn't tell you.

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Why does gura barely stream these days? Real answers only.

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Remember this?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j7ujwcWsvMM

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>>50610069
No one knows

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Why does Gura stream so much these days? Fake answers only.

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>>50609938
Stop being a massive schizoid. It's that easy.

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>>50610069
>>50610129
Yeah, on me

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Haven't read the thread but god am I missing her a lot more than usual today. I've been getting better at just putting this out of my mind and focusing on other things until she shows up again, but today is worse for whatever reason...
What are you guys doing?

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>>50610069
because she fucking hates me

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>>50608724
i must protect this smile..

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>>50608987
shes just like me!

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>>50610069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHbiwZbmkuQ&t=17088s
Shortness of breath, heightened heart rate, low blood oxygen content, sporadic fainting, possibly panic attacks.

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>>50610158
schizoids are based, schizos are cringe

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>>50610193
I only watch the occasional vod, she taking another break?

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>>50610193
Watching Ina, but more honestly staring blankly and moping. I thought it would get easier to deal with but it's really not.

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https://cover-corp.com/ir/news/230327_5253_COVER_Materials_for_Growth_Opportunities_and_Strategies.pdf
going by what cover released here seems Gura really may not need to stream anymore. If these numbers are right she may be so well off she could quit today and never have to worry about money.
our job may be done with helping her.
she may be doing what that one Anon has told us and is fixing to do a very big cash grab with her Birthday merch and hold off till it ships so no one gets refunds and them just dips and that is going to be the last we see her.

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>>50610072
Take me back..

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>>50610408
retard

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>>50610408
no shit, sherlock.

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Is gura back to alcoholism?

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I just goomed to Gura.

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>>50610564
proof?

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>>50610353
>panic attacks
Ok that I can believe because I have them a lot all the time. If that is really the problem and she just come out and told us I would 100% understand and would not have a problem with her needing to take so long off from streaming because of that. Hell I would stay membered and subbed to her also since like I told you I would 100% understand and there would be no other explanation needed on what was going on ether since that would explain everything up until this point.

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>>50610535
>sherlock
No no no you mean SharkLock.

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>>50610631
shes afraid of saying things that might affect her relationship with her chumbies

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Please call me a retard.

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>>50610353
I'm not going to concernfag

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>>50610408
So we'll get one more year of her if she can't sell her birthday merch.

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>>50610723
I don't think this is having a better effect.

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>>50610723
that would not affect anything at all.
hell if any of the other rrats the last few days were true I also don't think that would either. But Panic attacks are understandable and no one can fault her for that hell I would not wish Panic attacks on my worst enemy.

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>>50610771
drater

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>>50610771
Smarty.

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>>50610792
i think she genuinely believes if she ignores the problem it will go away
think about it from her perspective
shes never really struggled in life. real problems scare her.

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>>50610771
idiot

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>>50610930
Yeah, avoiding and ignoring problems seems to be her go to, unfortunately.

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>>50610723
Her saying nothing has damaged it far more than anything she could ever conceivably say. She is viciously thrashing her relationship with her fans with this extreme silence.

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>>50611048
she is a paper tiger. we cannot be mean to her, seriously. if we turn on her, she will run with her tail between her legs. she is mentally weak. all we can do is just accept her whenever she comes around.

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>>50610930
>>50610995
It works until it doesn't, and I think we've hit doesn't. Like that guy, 'viciously thrashing' is a little gay and retarded but still, there's actual doubt now and that's from some people who love her. The ones that don't have pretty much just written her off.

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>>50611048
Yes and all she had to do is make a members post if she did not want to post it on twitter that she was going to be gone this long. Hell I was thinking last year was bad will by the looks of it this year is going to top it big time. I know one thing for sure if she does not address this in some way Then I will not be here next year. Yes I know that me leaving is not going to change much but I'm sure others will follow. If she just comes back to sell shit for her Birthday and this dips then no way in hell I'm going to give her any more of my time and money. I have remembered and don't plan on coming back unless she addresses it and has a good reason with some kind of proof or starts doing normal streams. So if she does not stream on or before her Birthday I will no longer me a member.

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>>50610771
Baka

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>but im so excited for you to see everything
How much longer, Goob?

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>>50611542
We all know we need a statement from her. She 100% needs to address it but we all know she will ether dance around the subject or Ignore it all together.

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>>50609689
Is Bae a lot younger than Gura and Moom? She seems like she is.

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>>50611340
Gura probably has something similar to avoidant personality disorder. She probably has very few people to confide in and bottles things up. She likely ruminates over the current situation every day but keeps pushing it back. An easy collab? Yeah that sounds good.
It seems like even her co-workers have a hard time maintaining regular contact with her.
There's really nothing we can do, it's up to management to get her to do things she herself is unwilling to do.
Maybe management is aware how sensitive she can be and do not want to upset her so they don't mention it.

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Touch grass chumbies!

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>>50610408
>>50610535
https://cover-corp.com/ir/news/230327_5253_COVER_Materials_for_Growth_Opportunities_and_Strategies.pdf
Pg 31, second row.
Major Risks
Risks related to the popularity, frequency of activities, and continuity
of activities of our VTubers
>"Our business performance depends to a certain degree on the popularity of the VTubers that are affiliated with our company and the frequency of content being produced.
>"However, the nature and frequency of VTuber activities depend on the activities of the content creators who use anime-like avatars. Therefore, there is a possibility that our reputation, business performance and financial situation may be affected due to a decline in the added value of our intellectual property, content, merchandise and the like that may occur in cases, such as: [...] when the frequency of our content creator’s activities declines significantly"

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I still don't think there's any malice behind her decision making. Just intense retardation.

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>>50612021
I do every day without a stream, It doesn't help. I think about her regardless.

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>>50612124
same desu

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>>50612124
She is actively shunning the people who pay the bills. It's not passive.

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>>50612021
>I go outside!
I will never believe this, Miss "terminally online".

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>>50612124
>>50612163
It's functionally the same as malice. She needs a reality check that this behavior isn't acceptable.

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>>50612124
My default has always been that she's just dumb but there's enough irritation/disappointment built up that I couldn't really tell a guy I know to fuck off when he started on the >she doesn't care shit yesterday. I usually don't have a problem with that.

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>>50612124
Perhaps, but it does feel awful knowing she grinded outlast for long enough to know basically everything about it, but seemingly can't be bothered to at least say "Hi" to us.

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>>50612201
>Shun - to persistently avoid, ignore, or reject (someone or something) through antipathy or caution
>through antipathy or caution
Proof?

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>>50612274
Any big reality check will end up with her retreating back into her own shell.

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>>50612343
She is acting with obvious and powerful malice.

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>>50612420
...again, proof?

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>>50612446
She absolutely knows that she will not wake up tomorrow and return to anything resembling regular content delivery, and has actively withheld that announcement. The purpose of this action is to maliciously deceive people into continuing to pay her.

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>>50609158
Eh that's gross. Toddler pussy is gross. You should be in jail

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>>50612365
It does matter how mess the process is. Gura needs to understand that this behavior is unacceptable.

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>>50612516
Where did you recieve this information? Are you in contact with her?

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>>50612319
You assume that Gura is rational. All she's doing is running away, it doesn't matter the activity.
People like Gura often just crumble under the weight of their own expectations. We really shouldn't push her. We just need to baby her constantly.
The choo choo prechat shit probably mentally scarred her for all we know.

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>>50612119
They'll ignore this comment

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>>50612599
Gura has become a scammer who lies to thousands of people to steal money from them.

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>>50612601
>Expecting any woman to be a rational thinker.
Then again to be fair to her the majority of this board don't think rationally either kek.

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>>50612281
I get that. I used to think it was ridiculous to say she doesn't care anymore, but now I'm not so sure. Actions speak louder than words, and these are not the actions of someone who loves and adores her fans.

Now saying that she hates us and is doing this on purpose out of spite and malice, that's pretty far fetched. I think it's a combination of not realizing just how bad it looks and trying to avoid/ignore everything. But we'll never know much of anything unless she actually says something about it.

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>>50612124
I can relate..

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>>50612601
No the problem with the Cho Cho pre chat is that they stopped when they should've kept going. Gura behavior for the past year has been unacceptable and it needs to be made clear to her.

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>>50612671
Schizo

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dino goob on pippas

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>>50612671
And this proves she's acting maliciously? That she's sitting there, rubbing her hands together, and going "huhaha I've got them right where I want them those idiots huhaha"? There's no other possible explanation for what's happening?

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>>50612883
Her deceit is deliberate. Her silence is malicious.

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Please tell me you're pretending to be retarded, anon.

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>>50612883
Yes, she's Gex Guthor the evil genius, after all

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>>50612945

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%27s_razor

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When has Gura ever had a deep introspective thought? When has Gura ever had an intellectual conversation? She is a fucking baby. Most of the other girls can talk about stories of struggle or adverse times but Gura has been a giant baby her entire life.
Actually read her members posts without bias. You would assume it was written by a 14 year old.
Yeah we love her and all, but she's never going to be anything more than what she is.

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>>50613083

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>>50612943
Whom are you adressing? Vagueposting, especially when calling someone retarded, means nothing in fucking /ggg/.

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No matter how bad things get, I'll never not laugh at the people who think she's some cartoon villain doing this all on purpose and planned out elaborate ways to hurt us and deflect suspicion and blame.

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Poor Gura.
She's sick of chumcucks.

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https://youtu.be/YZwSzGYtvWg
I miss her now that she's gone. I miss her by her hair and I miss her everywhere. I miss her by her walk and I miss her by her talk.

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>>50613083
>She is a fucking baby
Hey, just like the threadshitters!

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>>50613083
This is exactly why I don't love her and just want to fuck her. Girls like her are just shells, so boneheaded that they're barely functional as a life partner and more functional as a pet.
She's only good for fucking.

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>>50613083
Refusal to grow up and mature mentally is a flaw than needs to be worked on, not a character quirk that has to be accepted. That's completely on her to fix.

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>>50613398
This song is so fucking annoying that I never feel said listening to it.

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>>50613398
reminder

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>>50613316
Yeah, sick of us.

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When she says "drums", what do you think she means? Is she talking about a whole set or is it just a pair of bongos?

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>>50613587
taiko drums I assume

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>>50613497
I want to believe

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man, the threadshitters just won't let up as usual

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>>50613587
I think she was just making a cute statement

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>>50613587
>>50613645
I'll still kneel hard if she returns with godly drum abilities. The chances are slim, but if that happens, there's nothing stopping my kneecaps from smashing into the pavement

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>>50613933
Yeah, if only someone would do something that they used to do quite often again to make them fuck off.
Oh wait, they'd still be here even if that person was doing that thing right now.

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>>50613083
stop projecting

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I told you guys the 5th. Monday.

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>>50614198
project my nuts on your face

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it's all just threadshitters, there's nothing wrong, this is how it should be

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>>50614179
have you ever tried not acting like an immature bitch

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>>50614287

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>>50614274
from the way you talk, I really doubt you have any

[Anonymous No.]

I think Gura should just have sex with me already.

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>>50613083
God she's so dumb, she's perfect. I don't need her to pontificate philosophy, I just need her to love me.

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I wanna smash Anon's face into the pavement if you get my meaning

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>>50612659
>>50612119
Streaming isn't the only content anon.

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>>50614572
What the fuck did I do?

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>>50614715
You are correct. So, where's the other content?

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>>50614572
>getting upset at some random faggots on the internet
you sound like a newfag

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>>50613457
Its too late for that at her age. Shes pretty much set in stone

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>>50614410
This except with me, and she should marry me too

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>>50614572
holy based

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>>50614763
The coming up concert?

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>>50614822
are you sure he's upset and not just posting random shit

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>>50614968
What about Gura content specifically? Where is it?

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>>50615201
>It doesn't count

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>>50614435
We her "dumbness" in this case will make her keep avoiding you. So if anything it goes against your love with her.

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>>50615325
Concert = collab
We asking solo content. Is Gura forgot what solo content is right?? that thing she used to do stream on 2020-2021.

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>>50615325
>Gura Gura content
>Concert that everyone else in EN is getting ready for while still delivering content
Sad

[Anonymous No.]

If gura gonna stream this weekend or she's gonna make another collab next week on purpose again?

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>>50608724

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it's just depressing

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>>50615497
Nice English

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>>50614934
Sorry bud, I’m her husband already.

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If Gura make another collab that members comment section gonna be even worse. She really want people become an anti at this point. She making her worst Birthday ever.

[Anonymous No.]

If it's damaging for the brand to not do things like stream often, then why haven't they dropped her ass yet?
You guys are always saying that this has been happening for over two years now, Why do they still keep her around?

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>>50608840
I can't really gauge council's age yet but I would have never predicated Moom to be the same age. That's another feather in the meme theory cap then.

>>50608773
>>50609992
So far I have just been using what they have said on streams but from Myth:

Ina has talked about collage as a distance thing rather than the present; other idols have mistaken her for a manager and that comment about the 2000s not feeling like 20 years ago
Kiara's had ALOT of jobs and rack up plenty of experience, got sensitive with the boomer comment in Girl's Talk even when it wasn't in refences to her
Gura lived with her parents and can't drive but knows some older trivia
Mori was in collage and has done music stuff with other people

Feels like:
Kiara
Ina
Mori > or = to Gura
Ame

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>>50615760
I don't remember making this post..

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>>50615816
they waiting for her BD stream fail expectations. Thats is clearly it will happened. It will be the first hololive member with the most hated BD of all.

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You guys are so spoiled, you don't even know how good you have it. At least Gura doesn't collab with Homos like Kronii. At least she's not actively trying to spite her fanbase like Ame. She's not ignorant of why people like Hololive like Bae and Mori. And she's never let the mask slip. All you can say is that she's not streaming consistently, which even the JPs have trouble with sometimes. It could be so much worse.

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>>50615816
it is a mystery

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It's kind of amazing how someone spends so much time shitting on this thread instead of improving their dog-shit English skills.

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>>50615907
Whe don't ask streaming we are asking the only simple word that even members are saying over and over retard:
COMUNICATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

I see the sisters are having fun.

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>>50616005
Sure thing ESLfag, you're definitely a legit chumbud uh huh.

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[Anonymous No.]

Pet the shart

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>>50615816
>damaging to their brand
>they slap her on all their promo shit
?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, english threadshitters, you might want to get your ESL dog back on it's leash before it makes you look even more retarded than you do normally...

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>>50616049
I would like to pet the shart's itty bitty bits. T o T

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ESL-chama please, I don't care if you're threadshitting or just dumb, this is embarrassing.
Also >>50612021 fuck you, I just mowed my lawn at 11pm out of spite for my neighbors, thank you for reminding me.

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>>50616071
>before
WAAAY too late

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>>50616040
>@gdca2000
> @MrDesgael The only sad about this is that those projects are very important because we always support her and she always talk to us but right now everything depends of what is happening in the last 19 days. I almost willing to cancel my holoconnect concert and quit al vbtubers because what is the point to support someone who doesn't even care about her fans anymore? She is the one who make me enter vbtubing in the pandemic when i was alone in my home in that moment. I even don't know if she can see the members comments screaming and asking her to come back or she even care anymore. Idol in JP always support by her fans and they always comunicate, thats essential but what Gura is doing isn't something a real idol would do. She should remove that idol comment from her lore because she isn't one. Everyone on HoloEN is an idol but Gura right now isn't. Dancing and singing won't make you an idol wihout the support of you fans and I feeling that she wants to destroy that now

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>>50615907
There's a reason Gura pretty much is the only EN I watch. For everything else, there's JP.

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>>50615855
you're wasting your time, this shit was settled two years ago. believe it or not younger women can actually act more mature that older women because real life isn't anime. that's all i'm gonna say

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>>50616120
if she doesn't comunicate except doing another collab then i will become anti and shit in her member comment section until her BD. Then I will quit. Better i will ask my friends to doxx her if she like that too because she keep ignoring everyone like a fucking wall.

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>>50615907
Why dose collabing withguys bither you so much? Ame isn't spiting her fans, retard. And their not ignorant of why people like hololive, they just have different fans. Retard.

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Oh it's this unhinged creature again

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>>50615907
>Gets little to nothing
>You don't know how good you have it
Actual brain damage

[Anonymous No.]

wait is gura actually younger than I thought? I thought she was old as shit since she's been drinking a while

[Anonymous No.]

Engish

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>>50616120
Sound retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50616312
She is the youngest Myth and like the second youngest in EN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50616312
there is a country where you can drink at 19

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>>50615907
Streams and communication are what matter.

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>>50615437
No, that's her lazy side

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>>50616049

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>>50616394
>he's ok with her collabing with males
go back

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>>50616223
why be upset at someone you can't make happy anyway, gura is clearly too unusual for you, you're struggling for no fucking reason
trying to change people is completely pointless and stupid and unsustainable

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sure you guys have discussed this already but this is a great doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>50616049

[Anonymous No.]

>>50616525
Anon...
>>50616284

[Anonymous No.]

This is an arbitrary list of Hololive English that means nothing whatsoever

Sana
Ina
Ame
IRyS
Kiara
Fauna
Mori
Kronii
Mumei
Gura
Bae

[Anonymous No.]

>>50616312
She pretended to be drunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>50616572
I agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>50616384
That country is not the USA

[Anonymous No.]

>>50616519
Nope, but streaming and communication matter the most and Gura is failing in what matters. She doesn't not understand Hololive at all.

[Anonymous No.]

are there actually still people who think she was some alcoholic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>50616599
newbud....
it wasn't ever that bad imo but she did drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>50616384
there are countries where you can drink at 14 even

[Anonymous No.]

>>50616652
She definitely pretended or at the very least embellished it. She was super cringy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50616630
Correct, it's a country that sells Breezers

[Anonymous No.]

>>50616648
Because it doesn't fit their narratives

[Anonymous No.]

>>50616648
I love her

[Anonymous No.]

I love Gura

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>50616941

[Anonymous No.]

>>50616977

[Anonymous No.]

>>50616994
The heck? She is sideways!

[Anonymous No.]

When Gura said she was terminally online, she was subtly hinting that she spends all of her time /here/ and that's why she won't stream.
It's all your guys' fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50615907
Yeah, it's not that bad because Gura is my real girlfriend and that's a pretty rare perk. I just hope we will get some cuddle time soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50614968
That's also like a month away??
What's your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617025
You caught mee~ fishe

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617025
No, she means she doomscrolls insta in every single spare second of her life. I don't really care to have the /here/ debate again but that is what she meant.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura should drink and cybersex us while management isn't looking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617068
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA GURA SHOW ME YOUR BUTTHOLE

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>50615907
yeah like how kronii was constantly harassed way before tempus debuted for not streaming consistently cause of her sweaty stinky fanbase. in her member's stream she mentioned she talked to Gura a lot maybe Gura took the Kronii route to show chumbuds like you who's boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617144
No...

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617144
So that's what happened to her. Oh nyo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617144
Look at how they massacred my baby...

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617140
ewww noooo (・`ω´・)

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617330
Little brat!!

[Anonymous No.]

So what happens if she comes back with yet another collab on day 7?
What happens if she leaves again right after?

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617489
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617459
ehehehe~

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617489
I watch it (depending on members involved) and then wait for the next stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617489
the cycle begins again, although at some point it will break down as the absences and silence continues and grows

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Uhh chumbuds, what to do with this information???

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617068
Your voice is literally perfect to me, it's extremely feminine, you can't convince me otherwise. I will always vehemently, audibly deny that it sounds screechy or anything like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617556
cum in both of them, double nakadashi

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617538
It's actually insane this meme is nearly two years old

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617489
I don't even know at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617489
We do the same exact thing we did last time. We seethe and cry /here/ until we realise we're wasting our time and then wait until it happens again.
It's not that hard, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617556
Our daughters will be born soon, don't worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617587
It really is. It was an exaggeration then, but now it's almost understating how things are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617641
>almost
It went from parody to understatement very quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50608514
There's enough doxx info out there for most of EN's exact DOB.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617580
screechy ? mmm ... i've heard ppl say my voice is nasally before...and i get self concsious about that.. but I'm happy you like my voice!

[Anonymous No.]

Tomorrow will be the same. I hope I die in a car accident on my way to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617489
You must be new here.

[Anonymous No.]

> -Sorry for the absence guys I was dealing with some stuff in my life
>just move on
your response ? This is most likely what she's going to say

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>>50617783
I hope you do too.

[Anonymous No.]

interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617822
It would unironically be an improvement from now. I wouldn't exactly be happy with it, but I'll take it.

[Anonymous No.]

Top 3 Cute but full, smooth, and natural sounding vtuber voices:
1. Gawr Gura
2. Chikafuji Lisa
3. Vestia Zeta

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617538
>>50617702
>Cartoon shark is back
If anything the situation is worse than what it's trying to parody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617822
As long as she doesn't completely sweep it under the rug I will forgive her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617068
Cunt. Go stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617881
Yeah, true. She's been "back" many times now, but is never actually back.
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1543264976311402496

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617144
Mating press!

[Anonymous No.]

I've had an epiphany yesterday.
Gura is actively streaming and she frequently communicates with her fans. But there's a small catch. All of that is happening in her mind. For some reason, she went so psychotic that she is currently unable to distinguish reality from delusion, and her visions of streams keep her placated. The only times she's unable to keep talking to an imaginary audience is when she's dragged out to a collab, but she just sees it as nothing wrong and keeps acting as if nothing happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617822
No, she needs to tell us why. If she's preg, ok cool. People will understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617783
Stop. Value your life more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617957
Anon, NO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617853
not familiar with Lisa but I agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617964
This chumbie has truly pierced the veil and seen the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617923
oh nyo mistew called me a bad word
(I'm gonna stream on Sunday I promise)

[Anonymous No.]

please stop that

[Anonymous No.]

rrat: Gura's extending her break a long as possible because she wants to filter every gachikoi so she can go back to being a silly gremlin without judgement

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617853
good taste

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>>50617822
If she doesn't actually apologize I don't think I can trust her anymore and I don't mean that in a faggy 'she betrayed me' way, but more like I'm just going to doubt every single time she says when the next stream would be even if she released a 5 day schedule for six months straight.
I'm not looking for a sobbing press conference, just that she takes some time to reassure us or something, she's done so before over far less.

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>>50618124
>without judgment
No one cares

[Anonymous No.]

Now that only cumbuds remain...

[Anonymous No.]

lol chumkeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618190
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618148
I've been at that point for a while now. Gura's word is basically worthless to me now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618124
>>50618184
Yeah, that doesn't make any sense because her being a silly gremlin is a big part of why people fall in love with her in the first place. Cute dorks are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618124
I cant get filtered i can only become more deranged

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618148
cool, but can we get to the part where she either does or doesn't do this already? It's been a while...

[Anonymous No.]

I need to goom

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617775
aww.. AI posts? really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618261
I'll give you that, even not doing it would be an improvement because I could roll my eyes and either deal with it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618279
well fucking do it, i want to see 5 filled jars right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617783
I hope I die in my sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>50617976
nta. How? I am my greatest enemy that needs to be destroyed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618319
I hope you do too

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618319
Can you stop. Seriously value your life more.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope I die in the upcoming US Civil War. Bury me with my dinogura

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618124
I will never abandon her, I will only get more insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>open twitter
>see gura tweet
>it's the Outlast tweet and twitter is just retarded and showing me shit from 4 days ago
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618405

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Gura kills me

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618360
No your not. You can work on improving yourself step by step, but saying you're your own worst enemy and that you "need to be destroyed" is total nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618450
I hope she eats me after she kills me

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618360
Think about it. What would make your greatest enemy seethe the most? You dying like a little bitch or living and sticking it in the enemy's face? Don't just hand him an easy win, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm losing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618383
Why should I? Nobody gives a shit anyway. Certainly not Gura..

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618124
She is trying to filter people that give her money but not for that reason. Last May she got a boyfriend and ever since has felt bad about taking money from lonely men. That's why she barely streams anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618525
good

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618504
Yeah fuck that faggot make his life miserable by continuing to exists.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Me, I'm the person they're talking about. I'm the reason. Also why you were late today? Also me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618391
I hate to break it to you but theres not gonna be a civil war. Too messy and kills too many plebs.

The corpse of the US is going to be paraded around for another 100 years at least

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy! Here we go..

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618574
>/ggg/ is timelooping
I'm shocked. Bamboozled, even.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ina releasing a cover song
So Ina can work on projects and still stream, just like everyone else except for Gura. There is no explanation other than she hates streaming and hates her fans

[Anonymous No.]

This might sound weird, but I think my caffeine overdose has somehow fixed my enlarged prostate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618533
You should give a shit about yourself you moron. Who cares if certain other people don't care? That's such a dumb way to dismiss your own life.

[Anonymous No.]

>if I say it enough times over a long period, someone's bound to believe me eventually!

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618736
stop trying to save that pathetic loser, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618536
Why may

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618750
You're right, it's absurd and I don't believe caffeine fixed his prostate, he really needs to get that checked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618797

[Anonymous No.]

>>50616699
>was

[Anonymous No.]

release us from this hell shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618750
Dinogura is real

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618859
Bullshit, that's just a little girl in a costume playing pretend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618781
That's right! Only Gura can save us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618879
meds

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if the word 'bf' is filtered in chat

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Gura want you to be miserable about her all the time?
>Yes, because she hates u-
Would Gura want you to be miserable about her all of the time, Chumbie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618797
Somehow it has. Maybe it's because I stopped drinking caffeine for a few days now.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618953
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618960
I don't think she cares

[Anonymous No.]

I just want her to either tell me it'll be ok or tell me to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618960
She should just quit if that's the case
>but why would she throw away that free mone-
Jew shark. Not cat shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50619058
did you reply to the wrong post?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>50619058
>Jew shark
KEK! That’s a new one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>50619093
I think he thinks the post meant she does hates us or something and thus is evil and should quit, I dunno. I didn't really parse it either because I'm trying to webMD diagnose this guys shirakodama before it explodes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50619050
I just want her to say anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618976
So yeah apparently caffeine can in fact irritate an enlarged prostate, so while I wouldn't consider it solved and you should still get that checked, staying away from coffee and energy drinkd should help you. Unfortunately the shirako arc has tainted me to the point where I didn't even notice I misspelled shirikodama before posting.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>50619325
sleep tight buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>50619325
Oyasame

[Anonymous No.]

>>50619216
I was trying to convey that the last thing I think Gura would want from her fans if she really is busy right now and is too autistic to communicate that is for them to be miserable about her. I wouldn't, at least...

[Anonymous No.]

>>50619310
Well I am going to drink very little caffeine and see if it stays this way. Feels like I have more goom, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50619369
The busy part is begging for the collab and outlast skills talk to start back up, you must realize. I'm hoping for too scared/autistic to say anything but hoping is probably not the right word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50619536
learn what punctuation is for fuck's sake
I can hardly make sense of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>50619594
I'm being a pessimistic fag anyway, you're not missing much.

[Anonymous No.]

You go back to 2021/2022 and you tell yourself
>there will come a time when even twitter likes with no stream that day will be rare
How does your past self react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>50619699
who cares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>50619325
Goobnight

[Anonymous No.]

I can only conclude that you guys are masochists or have huge sunk cost fallacy. Makes no sense to try to force yourself to like someone unnaturally. If you're already seething at them, there's no way you'll be able to maintain a relationship, you need to find someone who doesn't confuse the fuck out of you just from how they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50619803
>implied we

[Anonymous No.]

>>50619803
>force yourself
alright buddy move along

[Anonymous No.]

>>50619325
Sharkdreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>50619858
not applicable to those it's not applicable to, obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>50619803
Most people here aren't seething, most of >us are sad she hasn't talked to us for 4 weeks other than a handful of acknowledgements during the Outlast Trials collab.

[Anonymous No.]

How many paypigs would have to confront her for her to say something

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618960
I don’t know what she thinks anymore desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50619920
but you're unhappy, similar issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>50619963
>You're not allowed to be unhappy with something you love

[Anonymous No.]

>>50619996
unironically no

[Anonymous No.]

>>50620020
unironically a cuckold mindset

[Anonymous No.]

>>50619948
5 is always a solid number

[Anonymous No.]

>>50620089
>there has to be conflict that makes me fucking miserable
?

[Anonymous No.]

wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>50620157
Anon, there have been points where my own fucking parents have been utterly unhappy with each other and they've been happily married together since fucking highschool. It is no where near that fucking simple.

[Anonymous No.]

THEY KNOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>50620270
If that's what you believe, then suit yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50620357
If you really think you can never have a point where you're unhappy about something someone you love has done/is doing you may be the most autistic person here.

[Anonymous No.]

>it's already 1:30 in the morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>50620468

[Anonymous No.]

>>50618960
>Would Gura want you to be miserable about her all of the time, Chumbie?
I think you people have got to be fucking delusional at this point to think Gura gives a rat's ass about her fans. If she didn't want me to be miserable, she'd do her best to decrease that with some fucking streams and communication

[Anonymous No.]

>>50620417
I really don't care about how most people in the world have to sustain marriages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50620512
I didn't ask you, I asked Chumbuds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50620520
I'm not even just talking about marriages, I'm talking about any kind of relationship. No one is perfect and everyone is a little insane, people you care about will do things that will make you sad/mad/angry/upset from time to time.

If you're looking for some kind of idyllic relationship where neither party is ever upset you're only going to find loneliness. Or pretend things that bother you don't and get walked all over and taken advantage of in pursuit of an ideal that will never be, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

bros...even normies are making fun of us

[Anonymous No.]

>>50620700
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>50620714
He REALLY wants you to look at the Spongebob AI troll he just did. He's very proud of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50620681
He's shitposting or genuinely autistic, just leave it.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope I get Isekai'd to a world where Gura still likes us.. goodnight.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to "roll in the hay" with Gura, if you catch my cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50620805
God, that'd be nice...there'd be one less whiny baby...

[Anonymous No.]

>>50620681
It's a meaningless conversation to have, because there's no universal truth. You probably hold your position very confidently, and it's certainly a very reasonable and grounded position to take. So sure, I can agree with you, and maybe I should, but I'm not going to. I'm going with fate on this one, and when it speaks to me the words you do, then I'll obey them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50620860
Catch your cold? Fuck you, stay away plage rat, I hate being sick.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know what the fuck to think anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>50620992
She hates us

[Anonymous No.]

>>50620992
>he thinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>50620992
same desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>50620992
She hates us and also is pregnant so even if she didn't hate us she wouldn't be able to see us anway

[Anonymous No.]

>>50621028
>>50621047
Stop refering to yourself as "us", weirdo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>50620992
All I can think about this ordeal is that it's bizarre and no one so far has been able to give a theory about what's going on that makes any sense.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>50621076
What the fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

If Gura hates me so goddamn much, then why won't she fucking fight me already? I'll book a match right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50620992
>>50621117
Gura really needs to start being more transparent because people are just going crazy with their own theories. She's just making everything worse by not simply addressing whats actually wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50621235
Why can't you people see it? She's very clearly got a baby coming. Unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>50621309
yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

>>50621309
Just turn in your shitposting card. This is embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50621398
You can't deny it. Why the fuck did she make that birthing/egg stream last year?

[Anonymous No.]

I feel my IQ dropping with every post he makes.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is funny.

[Anonymous No.]

My IQ drops when retardbuds deny that she might be preggers. She's at the most fertile age in her life and no way is a woman like her gonna be without a father to her child.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

My stupid parents had brussels sprouts with their dinner and now the whole house fucking reeks.