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If you are Riku Tazumi, what will you do to make Nijisanji return to the top in the vtuber industry

>> No.50588461

Buy yacht, staff with Ukrainian 'refugees', all females between the ages of japanese age of consent and 29 since I'm based and don't fall for the 'hag' meme.

>> No.50588538

>>50588332
make a video about how big your yacht is, and that you may borrow your yacht to a lucky niji who manages to beat 100m subs one day

>> No.50589313

First, I'm going to scout out all of the Japanese femboy voice actresses that I possibly can on Twitter, 2ch, and Instagram. (hell, I'll throw in a couple of girls too). I'll pay them all 100 grand to spend a week watching Okayu's streams and learning her speech patterns and demeanor. Then, I'm going to fly them all out to a yacht I'll have rented off the coast of Japan. I'll provide ungodly amounts of heroin, cocaine and LSD. I'll rig the HVAC system on the yacht to spew copious amounts of experimental aphrodisiacs, hormones, and THC-laced vapor all around the ship. When they arrive, I will direct Hollywood's best makeup artists and seamstresses to dress them all up as Okayu. They will match her exactly; they will walk, talk, and look like Okayu.

I will then activate the (((air conditioning))) and proceed to spend the next two weeks in a mindblowing, drug-addled megaorgy with all of my trained Okayu traps on the MoguYacht. We will suck, fuck, and cum in each other mindlessly in a cacophony of Okayu laughs, murmurs, and moans. The ship's floors will be absolutely coated with the semen of Okayu's perfect doppelgangers. There will be casualties, of course, but it's nothing that money can't take care of. I will make Epstein's island will look like a bastion of purity compared to my Disneyland of degeneracy.

At the end of those two weeks (or whenever we run out of drugs), the ship's computer will unlock an armory located at the boat's base, only known to me. Filled with immense fulfillment and post-rampage rage and lunacy, I will commit mass nekomata genocide and shoot up the entire ship. The ship will be equipped with several 360 degree cameras to capture the entirety of this from all vantage points. I'm going to edit together a supercut of the entire experience and upload it as a torrent through Starlink (thanks Elon!), which I will then akasupa 9 times to Okayu herself before committing shotgun suicide.

>> No.50589435

release another EN gen and announce a new group unit + album for some JP livers who had a collab last week

>> No.50589551

We accelerate FASTER

>> No.50589696 [DELETED] 

>>50588332
Sell it too the highest bidder, like literally next week.

>> No.50589783

>>50588332
Sell it to the highest bidder, like literally next week when it goes into international stock market.

>> No.50589816

Who the fuck cares about vtubing, I have escorts to bang on my yacht

>> No.50589856

Let Yagoo keep doing whatever the fuck he's doing now

>> No.50589954

What he should do is understand that all he will ever be is a trust fund baby with 0 talent for running a long term business and resign from life.
>>50589551
This is probably what his inbred retarded mind will think of as a solution.
>>50589313
This is what I would do.

>> No.50590054

>>50588332
start paying more than 2%

>> No.50590124

.....they still are top anon.
Cover deserves to be top but there's a reason why their stock is priced at 3x that of covers. ACCELERATION actually worked. NijiEn is literally more profitable than HoloEn is at this point......

>> No.50590125

Create yearly/quarterly bounties to encourage positive growth.
>the girl that can bring in the most new active viewers (no bots) gets a +10% cut of their merch sales
>the girl that can be the least disgusting whore gets a +5% cut of their merch sales
>the male that can earn the most money gets a +10% cut of his sales
>the most creative stream gets +5% of their merch sales

>> No.50590206

Sabotage Yagoo's diet.

>> No.50591116

Why would you return it to where it already is?
Dumb question desu

>> No.50591723

>>50588332
Nothing. I enjoy being super rich, while giving my workers 1%

>> No.50592332

>>50588332
Debut more, Graduate more. Each body is an inch closer for another yacht.

>> No.50592381

Thinking about how to run a business is stressful. I'd just buy another yacht, this time somewhere a little more exotic than Japan... maybe Spain?

>> No.50592417

>>50591723
Let's reduce that to 0.5%!!!

>> No.50593627

>>50588332
Keep releasing new waves of JP/EN/CN/ID/KR livers, make sure they're attractive girls, then when their views drop hard, invite them to my yacht.
Offer them a huge funding and bigger profit share if they willing to bang me once in a while
Then I grow my hair bang longer to cover my eyes

>> No.50597922

>>50588332
Jump from the top of Burj Khalifa

>> No.50598045

>>50590124
This aside from
>Cover deserves to be top
Lol.
Holobronies really live in a state of constant delusion, look at all the people in this thread giving "advice" to a company that doesn't actually need it. Must be nice living in a fantasy world where you've convinced yourself that anyone gives a fuck about anything you have to say.

>> No.50598543

>>50590125
This. I’d also do a wholesale purge of management and break up existing cliques under threat of immediate termination. Nijisanji was supposed to be an organization that functioned on merit, where the support you got was proportional to how much you were bringing in. Now it’s about social cachet and management dicksucking, and the failing numbers reflect it. The rot has even begun to spread to JP. ACCELERATE can only work if it’s based on results and the standouts of each wave get the support they deserve. The weak MUST be made to fear the strong.

Also I hire 50 niggers and have them kill that faggot Kyo via rape with a rusty pipe, then take 100% of his funeral merch profits. Luca gets to watch the whole thing as his one warning to shape the fuck up.

>> No.50599067

>>50590125
Corpochuubas already compete with each other, incentivizing it further will only make things worse.

>> No.50599441

>>50598045
>Be top
>Because they only give their talents 2%
Nijisanji bootlickers are always pathetic. They dream about being part of corporate overlord by kicking everyone around them hoping their sociopathic tendency will be noticed by anykara. This is pretty much another type of parasocial relationship but with corpo.

>> No.50599583

>>50588332
Ask Yagoo if he wants to buy my share of the stocks and finally have successful boys

>> No.50599985

>>50588332
Reduce merch cut from 5 percent to 2 percent

>> No.50602431

>>50588332
Launch 20 new waves at the same time

>> No.50602710

>>50599985
Riku here, I already did that

Unless you're talking about management's cut. Hmmm...

>> No.50603197

>>50588332
>Chinese are banned on sight
>Slurs are now mandatory
>Graduate everyone from EN except Pomu, Selen, Reimu and Rosemi
>Graduate everyone from SEA
>Fire that Indian and hire actual tardranglers
>Focus on quality over quantity

>> No.50603482

>>50588332
fire enna, kyo and elira. ideally luca as well.

>> No.50604951

>>50603197
But ex NijiIN was the one who actually did good as managers.

>> No.50606554

Vox got suspended again

>> No.50607639
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50607639

Push Doppio to the moon. Strap a rocket on him. Give him the singles and tag titles (he tags with one of the voices in his head) and then keep it on him for at least two years. Put him in a months long feud with Vox where he just squashes him every match and mogs the ever-loving shit out of him.

>> No.50608169

>>50588332
Stop releasing mixed gens.
Male only group. At least 2 that are intimate with each other. Girls love BL.
Indoctrinate them on Chinese culture. Know your audience.
Hire those with strong foreign accents. While knowing Chinese is a plus, not when it's fluent.
Make sure they are good-looking in RL. It's going to be leaked. Will increase their fantasy exponentially.
Farm the gachikoi experience. Even if it's taxing to do, do less streaming if must. Quality > Quantity.
Fuck EN, the Chinese market is where the money is. Though have to be careful in retaining it. Have someone to quickly replace when another fucks up.
Avoid collabs with the girls.

>> No.50608369

>>50589551
the best plan ever. if niji shits out fifty waves before the end of the year a couple of them are bound to make money

>> No.50608415

>>50588332
Become an hero.

>> No.50608619

>>50588332
Nothing, Nijisanji still makes more money than Hololive

>> No.50608715

>>50608619
Less than two weeks for the next financial report.

>> No.50608802

Expand to more markets while focusing on consolidation of current talent

>> No.50608888

I've heard forever that he was a trust fund kid, what's his story?

>> No.50609125

>>50590124
>stock is priced at 3x that of covers
Stop comparing share price. Anycolor is not worth more than Intel or Apple.

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