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50486442 No.50486442 [Reply] [Original]

what's the most exquisite lie your oshi tells/has told?

>> No.50486576

>>50486442
She said she became a vtuber because her house burned down

>> No.50486580

>>50486442
Being lesbian, single, NEET.

>> No.50486889

>>50486576
but it‘s true…

>> No.50487350

>>50486442
she loves me...

>> No.50487766
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50487766

>>50486576
>>50486889
I can confirm that it is actually true. I am the arsonist that burn Subaru's house so that she is forced to be a Vtuber.
You can thank me for it.

>> No.50487852

>>50487766
ArsonCHAD i kneel

>> No.50487871

>>50486442
"99% lesbian"

>> No.50488268

Lied about parasocial gfe being bad

>> No.50488319

>>50486442
Idk but if I were a vtuber I would pretend not to be British so then I would get more subscribers.

>> No.50488523

>>50486576
House burned down can’t be prove that it’s true or not. But she said she became vtuber because she want money and it’s true, She told this on stream herself, Even yagoo know this.

>> No.50488576
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50488576

>> No.50488723

>>50488576
Why does everything male me feel like vtubing is ending. There are comfy streamer girls who aren't whores, right?
... Right?

>> No.50488761

>>50488723
Gura is comfy
the problem is she hates me now

>> No.50488876
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50488876

That she love her fans and love streaming

>> No.50489166
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50489166

>>50488876
>>50488576
cumpedos...

>> No.50489325
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50489325

>>50489166
We are not okay

>> No.50489848
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50489848

>>50486442
my oshi has never lied

>> No.50490855
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50490855

>>50488576
This.

>> No.50490960
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>>50486442
That she lose due to her controller

>> No.50491120

>>50490960
he got good rng for that perfect clear

>> No.50491181

>>50486442
My oshi said Kiara had big boobies when they met in person.

>> No.50491675

>>50486442
That she has something something deficiency disease.

>> No.50491821

>>50491675
AIDS?!

>> No.50492006

>>50486576
Nothing she said about this has ever been even remotely implied to be wrong. Fan interpretation of what she actually meant in their headcanon is what has been thrown out.

>> No.50492050

>>50491675
least lazy mouse anti

>> No.50492120
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50492120

>>50486442
Cucksanji, how do i get out?

>> No.50493270

>>50486442
She went to a spa

>> No.50493551

>>50486442
pic related: "it's just a business relationship"

>> No.50495277

>>50493551
Yes it is. Business mandated lesbian sex

>> No.50496185
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50496185

>>50486442
Everybody lies

>> No.50496374

>>50496185
not my oshi

>> No.50496618

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vMc5nO-ZCQ

>> No.50496710
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50496710

>>50496618
that's not a lie, fauna doesn't think of saplings as friends

>> No.50497097

>>50496618
copeling...

>> No.50497192
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50497192

>>50486442
She said Death-sensei's Ringo Juice Fountain Chapter 2 was coming out soon

>> No.50497339

>>50493270
>She went to a spa
That time she went to a spa with her roomie and the staff lady left them alone for a long while because she thought they were lesbians?

>> No.50497344

>>50488576
>3 years and 4 months ago
Well she probably wasn't lying back then. It's just now she has a million bucks and work is optional.

>> No.50497420

>>50486442
She said she would finish a certain horror game.


She lied.

>> No.50497441

>>50496618
If they aren't friends, what are they?
Entertainer and "entertaineers"?

>> No.50497551
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50497551

>>50486442
I'm not interested in a relationship right now

>> No.50497630

>>50497551
>Toko
Wasn't there a rrat that Toko is married?

>> No.50497996

>>50497630
it's not rrat, she's said it on stream

>> No.50498165

>>50497996
She what?
Link kudasai
Stream or clip will be fine

>> No.50498263

>she said she values honesty and wants to be always honest with us
>she said she hates lies and would rather say nothing at all than tell a lie
Turned out she was compulsive liar all along
Should've seen it coming to be honest

>> No.50498458

>>50486442
one more game and i'll stop

>> No.50499905

>>50498165
you been trolled

>> No.50500120

>>50498263
who

>> No.50500231

Kiara said she loved me but didn't give me a twitter like and didn't stream more than 6 hours. Chumbuds will never know my pain

>> No.50500294

>>50487350
my oshi said it too

>> No.50500314
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50500314

That she loves us. In fact she hates us and thinks we're stupider than her.

>> No.50500420
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50500420

>>50500231
kiara is the only en who genuinely loves her fans. maybe not as individuals, maybe not in the way you might hope for, but she is as parasocially dependent on kfp as they are of her

>> No.50500548

my old oshi's old persona was basically one big lie

>> No.50500559

>>50486442
My oshi once told me you aren't a faggot. I almost died laughing.

>> No.50501098

>>50492120
Elira is such a lying bitch

>> No.50501390

>>50488576
say it isn't so

>> No.50501800

>tummy hort

>> No.50502355

>>50500231
Skill issuei tweeted at her once and only watch her casually and she liked it + read my chat comments more than anyone else in EN and I'm a fucking grey

>> No.50503216
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50503216

>"I'm sick and need a 3 month break and it had nothing at all to do with her PL work at alllll."
>"Don't worry takos. I'll be on twitter often and we can talk on twitter spaces on occasion."
>"I FORGOT MY PHONE FOR THREE MONTHS LMAO I'M SO SILLY WAAHHHHH"

>> No.50504548

>>50486442
She has goals

>> No.50504571

>>50486442
She lied about using contact lenses, she was actually using glasses.

>> No.50504705

>>50491120
84% chance isn't that rare. And he still would've stomped her without it.

>> No.50504757
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50504757

That she likes hololive and idols

>> No.50504808

>>50504757
She does now.

>> No.50504856

>>50501098
Too bad about her since i like her gamechoices.

>> No.50504941
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50504941

She said she was Australian. I truly believed her then.

>> No.50505007

>>50504808
she says so now, that's why it's a lie

>> No.50505032

My oshi is Japanese. She doesn't lie. It's not part of her culture.

>> No.50505077

she said she wouldn't be obsessed with Apex...

>> No.50505283

>>50492120
You are still getting cucked even the women act like lesbians

>> No.50505303

>>50497441
Lazy woman and walking wallets

>> No.50505352
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50505352

>>50486442
"I did the test twice and it said I'm not autistic both times"

>> No.50505619
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50505619

>> No.50506349

>>50504941
Not her fault that you are retarded

>> No.50506565
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50506565

>you are my friend

>> No.50506943

>>50506565
AA ANO HI NO YUME
IMA DEMO MADA WASURETENAIN DESHOU

>> No.50507096

>>50486442
Kanata said she will not going to collab with any male no matter what. Guess what? She did, even she didn;t talk to them directly, It was still count as a collab with male.

>> No.50507617

>>50497441
Entertainer and parasocial fans.

>> No.50507908

>>50499905
I suspected so
I was waiting for some sort of misleading clips

>> No.50507924

>>50486442
Mikochi has never lied to me

>> No.50508107

>>50486442
We can't be friends

>> No.50510398

>>50497551
Sorry anon-kun, she's not interested in a relationship because she's already married to me

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>> No.50511729

>>50491181
Who?

>> No.50512533

>>50486576
She never tried to hide the fact that she joined Hololive because she needed money asap, the house burning down thing is just code for something really bad happened.

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50512874

>>50486442
That she doesn't like kids.

>> No.50513045

That she never scores, and how much of a dork she is around her vtuber friends; she's actually a ladykiller, not a spoiled baby...
yeah she's definitely lying...

>> No.50513086

>>50512533
Or it's a way to bait simps into giving her money out of pity.

>> No.50513241

>>50505032
????
Honne-tatemae bros...

>> No.50513456

>>50486442
Sakamata story about some ghost haunting her living place.

>> No.50514871

>>50496618
Where's the lie?

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50516092

I don't even know where to start

>> No.50516336

>>50516092
Yuko never claimed to not be a slut. She never said she hates neighbors either.

>> No.50516402

>>50505619
seriously fuck you moral polices in chat, streamers should always save-scum because we live in reality and people don't have infinite schedule to watch the same fucking levels being played over and over again

>> No.50517395

>>50512874
but how do you know if she does or not?

>> No.50517916

>>50516402
Amen.

>> No.50518422

>>50488723
It's hard for them to resist, the easy way of getting rich...

>> No.50519812

>>50488723
collabing with a male doesn't make you a whore

>> No.50520399

>>50488576
chumbros...

>> No.50520527

>>50516092
>>50516336
qrd?

>> No.50520531

>>50486442
She said she was living with her mom, and kept lying for more than one year.

>> No.50520671
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50520671

AIIIIIIEEEE MY BACK IS KILLING M-

>> No.50520802

>>50487766
Thank you, now fuck off

>> No.50520971

>>50486442
pic related
> I stopped collabing and talking with pekora because SHIPPERS ON TWITTER made us uncomfortable

absolute horse shit from the woman who has a bit where she makes out with Ame and Haachamas pictures on stream. Yeah Miko im sure you just hate lesbian shipping ...

>> No.50521033

>>50506943
I thought about this and I didn’t even watch Naruto wtf

>> No.50522095

>>50513045
Miko?

>>50520671
Yeha this was the moment I went from sympathetic to hating her. Hope she gets replaced by AI.

>> No.50522718

>>50486442
The exquisite one is the one that I don't is a lie.

>> No.50522901

>>50486580
This

>> No.50522927

>>50520671
who is that

>> No.50522978

>>50486442
>Doing what I can, when I can

>> No.50522994

>>50517395
She has one (me)

>> No.50523448

>>50513086
Subaru didnt even know how to use a computer when she signed up for Hololive retardbro

>> No.50523663

>>50486442
That she'd go back to playing games after her first solo live. It's been 2 years and OOT and Skyrim haven't been touched again.

>> No.50523953
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50523953

She said she would exercise more and take better care of herself.

>> No.50524042

>believing women
ISHYGDDT

>> No.50524579

>>50523448
>Believing a compulsive liar
Couldn't be me.

>> No.50524747

>>50486442
That she bathed

>> No.50524826

>>50523448
Have you ever wanted to own a bridge? Because I've got a great deal for you.

>> No.50524866

"I'm a seiso idol"
Until the stream ends of course.

>> No.50525132

>>50486442
>I'm going to sleep.
>*5 minutes later shows up on a male's stream*
I just don't get why they feel they need to hide it. They've gotten paranoid to the point they don't even put collabs with even one male known in advance on their schedule anymore.

>> No.50525196

>>50524826
>>50524579
Do you scream at your parents everytime they say I love you like a 4 year old throwing a tantrum? What a sad lonely life

>> No.50525366

>>50511729
Don't know if he means her, but I remember Ame said something like "Kiara seemed a little frail, but damn, busty though" in her post off collab stream (the first one)

>> No.50525562

>>50496618
This aside, when she insists she's such a quirky unpopular shut-in

>> No.50525593
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50525593

>>50488576
Despicable management ruined everything...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBcdt6DsLQA

>> No.50525717

Said she won't interact with male vtubers on Twitter.
>proceeds to comment on a Twitter pic of their underwear like a dirty whore

>> No.50525910

>>50520671
But was she lying before or did she do the "I'm gonna die soon, let's burn all bridges so I won't be missed" thing?

>> No.50526316

>>50520971
You are comparing jokes people momentarily laughed at to a ship stupid niggers like (You) took way too seriously and would never shut up about in chat and on Twitter. Clear signs of threadreading and brain rot.

>> No.50527391

>>50520671
this the worst one for sure

>> No.50527610

>>>>your oshi
>>>>>literal anti posts

Lol

>> No.50530561

>>50492006
kek this
eop clipniggers seething at subaru after their seanig translated clip fueled headcannon was shattered will always be hilarious

>> No.50530892

>>50523448
thats wild because ive seen her streams from before she joined hololive

>> No.50531562

>>50486442
during an asmr she said she loves me and it felt so good but looking back that's a really good lie to tell us

>> No.50531863

>>50525132
Schizos, and certain /here/chuubas and their fans have made it insufferable for some girls

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>>50486442

>> No.50532057
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50532057

>>50516402
If Korone didn't save-scum we'd have real life examples of the Russian Sleep Experiment.

>> No.50532607

>>50532057
We'll witness previously unseen amounts of savescumming once she reaches the endgame in Wizardry

>> No.50536502

my oshi bought plane tickets with money i donated to her for her secret lover, secret lover confessed this to me ages ago out of pitty, i've been sitting on this information this entire time and haven't told another soul and still can't bring myself to stop watching her, but everyday i feel like killing myself ;-;

>> No.50536572

>>50536502
bruh...

>> No.50536703

>>50486442
tommy hort
J

>> No.50536749

>>50536502
Jesus fuck christ. Is this what cucks are like? Might as well ask for a video of them fucking. Also name, I need to avoid her like the plague.

>> No.50537557

>>50536749
i dont enjoy this anon, i dont know how anybody could like this, im too emotionally dependent to move on and too cowardly to kill myself, the worst thing anybody could say to me i've told myself a thousand times by now, my entire existance is suffering and i urgently need professional help that im too afraid to seek, discovering vtubers and getting attached to them is the worst thing that has ever happened to me, but if it wasn't vtubers it would probably have just been something else

>> No.50537853

>>50537557
Get a penis enlargement surgery and fuck your oshi to NTR the lover back. It's the only known way to break the NTR curse.

>> No.50537917
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50537917

Bae pretending she doesn't know how to use Tinder during her cock game stream but she conveniently knows she has to swipe to make a match anyway.

>> No.50538215

>>50537557
alright you gotta help us out
is your oshi well known around here
secret lover is a scary term

>> No.50539207

>>50537917
Isn't that kinda sad though? It means she resorted to using a fucking app to meet people because she had ZERO options in her immediate circle.

>> No.50541144
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50541144

>>50486442
That she doesn't need meds.

>> No.50541569

>>50537557
Gotta be some small corpo or indie. Holo's SOs are pretty much common knowledge these days. Dunno know much about nijis though.

>> No.50541970

>>50539207
some people just don't like to date within their circle, they are turned off by familiarity

>> No.50542982

>>50488876
I think she did when it was a smaller crowd, some of these performers are genuine neets that don't care for market cap.

>> No.50543145

>>50539207
Don't shit where you eat man.
Not like any of us introverts would care about that, but for someone more outgoing and extroverted relationships within your group of friends can bring trouble.

>> No.50544974

This stream. This whole stream, almost 2 hours of lying from a Holo to their members, their most dedicated fans.

If you ever wondered "Man why do people hate Kronii so much? Just cause she collabed with males?" No. The answer is this stream. Where she read the community posts of her members, many of which have been deleted by her mods now, and she assured them that things would not really change, that she was open to their viewpoint even if she didn't necessarily agree with it, and that she was trying to understand them. It was the most intimate and personal stream a vtuber can have with their fans. Kronies felt closer to her than they ever had and nobody was gonna drop her at this point.

Then she immediately tweeted this, went on break and came back saying she was going to collab with whoever she wanted and whenever, hid behind Cover's announcement, and deleted the comments she had read. It was the most callous, coldest, aboutface a Holo has ever done.

https://gofile.io/d/mwV447

>> No.50545160

>>50537917
That's kinda common knowledge nowadays though.

>> No.50545321

>>50526316
Im not a shipfag at all, i think that shit is cringe
Im just a person with a functioning braid who can tell what bullshit is when im hearing it
You know how much art of Miko getting brutally raped there is ? I dont, but i assume its a lot
That doesnt bother her and make her want to stop being a vtuber, but shipping makes her too uncomfortable to collab with pekora ?
She seems fine collabing with Suisei and shiraken, you think there isnt a million pieces of shipping fanart for them ?
She's obviously lying out of her ass and you're an idiot if you can;t tell

>> No.50545415

>>50525366
That's the lie I meant, yeah. I mean, the bird isn't flat, but busty? No way.

>> No.50545448

>>50527610
>DONT SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT THE SWEET LITTLE ANIME GIRLS EVER
women are just people. stop putting bitches on a pedestal
If its ok to say it about a male fleshtuber or famous person, its ok to say it about a vtuber

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50545502

>I'm not going to graduate

>> No.50545563

>>50537557
im going through the same thing with a camgirl right now.
I feel your pain brother its awful. I wish i could stop caring but i cant

>> No.50545580

Why do vtubers latch onto Oshi no Ko anyways? They have nothing to do with it given that vtubers are not idols and idols are a side thing in the story. The only portrayal of vtubers in the story is a cosplay slut. Don't understand the obsession both vtubers and their fans have with it

>> No.50545669

>50544974
I saw this dogshit post get pruned by the jannies already today.

>> No.50545737

>>50545669
Doesn't make it any less true. Watch the stream.

>> No.50545797

>>50520527
Blacked but unironically

>> No.50546063

>>50537557
least derranged vtuber fan right here

>> No.50546614

"I'm so grateful to my viewers"

>> No.50546998
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50546998

Qrd on migo?

>> No.50547096

>>50545321
>You know how much art of Miko getting brutally raped there is ? I dont, but i assume its a lot
>That doesnt bother her and make her want to stop being a vtuber, but shipping makes her too uncomfortable to collab with pekora ?
That's two different ballparks.

>> No.50547167

>>50520527
schizophrenia

>> No.50547348

>>50487871
Nyanners? It's funny, I remember this as well. I mean technically she didn't lie since she said 99% but it was clearly hyperbole since she's had more than one boyfriend iirc. It's her life, more power to her but I definitely rolled my eyes when I heard that.

>> No.50547689

>>50545797
proof? i'll drop her immediately if that's the case.

>> No.50548021

>>50547689
It's just kiwifarms faggots spewing shit. 0 truth to that statement

>> No.50548215
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50548215

she never liked it

>> No.50548451

>>50547096
Yeah the rape one is worse you idiot

>> No.50548518

>>50548451
>implying it is to an eroge player
Getting shipped with a friend, specially a long time friend like Pekora is more awkward.

>> No.50548601

>>50500231
She replied to me once. I was pretty happy

>> No.50550066

>>50486442
That she's going to eat.
That she's going to take her prescribed vitamin d gummies.
That she's gonna do what her doctor tells her to do.
Now she has an iron deficiency, and the solution is no longer as simple as eating more or going outside.
At first, it may seem like negligence, but it's really crippling anxiety.
I'm told, time and time again by my peers not to worry, not to be a concernfag, but my autistic, hikikimori oshi's health has been deteriorating for a long time now.

>> No.50550954

>>50520671
and she STILL had a simp army shower her with money on her birthday stream lmao

>> No.50551754

>>50490960
Did she throw on purpose?

>> No.50555429

>>50550066
she'll be alright anon

>> No.50556508

>>50550066
trust her, she already improved some aspects of her life, and now she has more motivation to take care of herself

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