/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Team Kill Edition

Last thread: >>50373994

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/KTYxJWGN

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>50388802
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50388802
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*


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[Anonymous No.]

It's been 5 months since Leader's last story reading asmr stream... I hope he does another one soon.

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>>50388922
Right after the podcast bro

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>>50388922
I still listen to them, but I feel a little bad because I've downloaded them so I can listen without having the video playing

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It's been a year since Altare promised a podcast. And covers. And pokemon soul link. Yeah....

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>>50388922
feels like he kinda let Shinri have it after Shinri started but I hope he does more too!

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>>50389080
He really shouldn't promise stuff before he even exists.

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Remember when 6 months ago Altare said that he's making a VR chat 3D model? And apparently it's crazy expensive and he's totally not getting scammed spending 5 digits on this? Yeah....

[Anonymous No.]

podcastschizo is really still at it huh?

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I really feel weird when I see random tempus clips that are 8-10 months old. My brain still doesn't process that the boys have been around this long.
Even the VG boys feel like they debuted 2 months ago when it have been almost half a year already...

[Anonymous No.]

Holy pulling dates and numbers out your ass lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

look at all this new bait!

[Anonymous No.]

>>50389232
They probably want Axel to defend Altare again kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>50389262
This png needs some clean up

[Anonymous No.]

500 push-ups doko

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>>50389242 (me)
>having these thoughts for a while that I just wanted to share
>posts before me bait with dates
goddamn man why

[Anonymous No.]

>>50389304
why don't i clean you up

[Anonymous No.]

>>50389232
>Podcastschizo
Is this the new term for deflection?

[Anonymous No.]

>>50389242
VG boys really feel like they debuted just a month ago, like they haven't even done anything yet

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>>50389404
no it's another term for someone that doesn't watch streams

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schizoschizo is still calling everyone a schizo and inventing imaginary enemies in his head huh? interesting...

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[Anonymous No.]

>>50387319
First, listen to the original so you understand what it is suppose to sound like, and if you like what you hear go watch Vespers cover.

He gets really close to the originals sound just not as good in some parts, so if you like the song you will definitely like the cover too.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to whip him

[Anonymous No.]

>>50389427
>58
how many are they

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>>50389490
More of this please

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>>50389521

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>>50389646
HUH
this is so cute where is this from

[Anonymous No.]

>>50389242
For me it's the opposite for some reason
It feels like it's been forever since HQ (and Uproar) started

[Anonymous No.]

>>50389490
Ooh, the rare Shiny Spicy Salty 3P...

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream where I was being hugged by Flayon and Gura and it made me remember she used to be my EN oshi while Flayon is now my tempus oshi What does this mean

[Anonymous No.]

That Bettelion seems to be asleep so I will post their message for them.
I LOVE my retarded jobber jester SO MUCH as well as his equally retarded (and hot) twin brother!

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>>50389646
Is that Axel's little stepbrother and Altare is the father or Shiny Spicy's son?

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>>50389704
Bettelhead.

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>>50389499
>I want to whip him

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>>50389242
Yeah, for me this winter flew by so fast I forget that VG aren't new and HQ will hit a year old in under 2 months. I feel like my brain froze in February with Vespers Birthday Karaoke or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50389499
Battle-scarred dingo hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>50389726
I'm still learning!!! Thank you for telling me

[Anonymous No.]

>>50389718
I miss him

[Anonymous No.]

>>50389697
>>50389628
only thing ive ever seen of them, besides that '''''omegaverse''''' fic where its kinda there. which is a shame cause axel and leader could ruin magni together

[Anonymous No.]

Thoughts on Axel's sister?

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/imab4l.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>50389703
Pedo.

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>>50389871
She a ho, yo

[Anonymous No.]

I think Vesper Noir (whore) should play Arx Fatalis.
Furthermore, I think Regis Altare (rapist) should play Mount and Blade Warband: Napoleonic Wars.
Additionally, Axel Syrios (retard) should play Quake.
Last of all, Magni Dezmoned (lazy) should paint Warhammer figurines on stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50389916
Rare good /mans/ take

[Anonymous No.]

>>50389916
>Dezmoned
I agree though

[Anonymous No.]

>>50389499
if axels next outfit shows off scars like this ill kill myself for real

[Anonymous No.]

>>50389856
It really is a shame, it's a perfect threeway

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>>50389916
I don't know Arx Fatalis but I like all your other ideas so sounds good.

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>>50389916
Actually, the entire Tempus should have a Quake 2 collab.

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>>50389856
I like SSS a lot, SSclown too. I wish Ves didn't decide to be Axel's grampa or I would've liked Altnowaxel as well...

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>>50389916
That Magni stream would be just a silent film about watching paint dry

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>>50390089
kek

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>>50390089
So a standard Magni Dezmond stream?

[Anonymous No.]

Magni the Ina of HQ (cute and based and makes people angry by doing absolutely nothing)

[Anonymous No.]

>>50389703
You have good tastes

[Anonymous No.]

>>50390145
Only his drawing streams. I love him but he really is unable to talk while drawing

[Anonymous No.]

I like every member of Tempus and think that they are all good boys.

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>>50389916
>Magni Dezmoned (lazy)
Hold on now!
He does a lot of work both on and off scream, don't call him lazy!
He is by far the busiest member of Tempus, so some respect!

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>>50389856
Yeah, it's a great combination. I hope they'll stream together as a trio sometime now that the Rust and Vsaikyou arcs are over. You could tell Altare missed hanging out with both of them at the same time when he was in chat during that Kintama Bros stream.

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>>50390186
Magni is too bitchy to be like Ina

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>>50390225
I don't get the need to have him talking while drawing, it's fun to watch the process and he's so fast anyway. The only silence I don't like is during loopstations because I have to listen to the same 3 sounds over and over while he's cooking.

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>>50390089
He could title the streams watching paint dry and make it like a ASMR thing, I'd watch it

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>>50390298
I mean I would watch it too kek

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>>50390295
Neets need to have all their senses stimulated at all times or they remember how miserable they are.

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>>50389242
Yeah, it is about to be 1 year soon. People keep saying it too soon to talk about their 2nd outfit and 3D debut, but Uproar got both of those around 8-10 month time frame. So I think it's reasonable to start thinking about it for HQ soon as well, even accounting that they're an overseas branch.
I can maybe see them delaying HQ if only because they wanted to include VG in those special events as well but if not, I can see it happening very soon.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1663204413123723264
Now Axel has been hit by the ISP curse. Who will be next? Stay tuned!

[Anonymous No.]

>>50389872
So rapeable

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[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/hkn95y.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>50390253
Same except all of stars

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>>50390414
Axel is guarantee to get hit by it every other month by Aussie law. It goes like
Axel > random boy (Shinri) > Axel > random boy (Bettel) > Axel > random boy > (Vesper) > Axel

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>>50390405
I think new outfit is on the horizon. 3D is really too early. Uproar was set up as an experiment and happens to have the highest money earner in the branch.

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>>50390405
Uproar had JP privileges, if you want to start thinking about 3d you need to compare them to the EN girls (councilrys still no 3d showcase) or ID (ID2 still no 3d showcase, ID3 still no 3d) at least.

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>>50390405
Outfits are long overdue. 3D is different since Uproar has the JP buff, way too early for Tempus

[Anonymous No.]

I love chuuni cosplay photos.
https://twitter.com/nk769333/status/1663202001067589632

[Anonymous No.]

>>50389209
Watch streams please

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>>50390516
>I think new outfit is on the horizon.
Same, but I think Magni's 1.5 has to come first before we get the outfit reveals. I think that's why it's taking so long.

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>>50390605
>why it's taking so long
I think it was always going to be an event reveal. So they only real opportunities would've been the new year/half year anniversary and their 1st anniversary

[Anonymous No.]

>>50390605
I think thats pretty much a fact. Of course the 1.5 had to be in the works for a while since that isnt easy and of course the rest of HQ wouldnt want to debut their new outfits without him.

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>>50390225
It really isn't only in drawing streams. Even in gaming he's often hyperfocusing in the game and often self policing about what he can talk about so we always have long silence periods before he comes up with a Costco story

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>>50390575
Feel free to link me the VR chat stream with his great model, maybe I missed it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>50390484
Hes saying fat

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>>50390659
yeah i don't get the "taking so long" thing really at all

[Anonymous No.]

I think my shadowban is gone already. I can continue to cry for hakka now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50390505
Hakka too, don't forget about the latino experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>50390700
nigga watch streams

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget nowa will get 1.5 update too

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>>50390505
flayon's also been having isp issues for a while but he always just powers through and hasn't cancelled a stream because of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>50390700
Cover vetoed the model because the dumbass wanted it to be really close to his design, so now he's having to get a new one and waiting for it to get done.

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I love him. No horny shit in this post. He just brings me so much joy and I want him to be happy and successful. ToT

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>>50390819
Man only Altare would job like this. He really will get the official 3D before the one he commissioned himself is done

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>>50390801
that time loop during the omori finale where he kept replaying the cutscene over and over and over again because his stream kept dying in the middle of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>50390842
cute horny yet wholesome vestie

[Anonymous No.]

>>50390780
me when i spread misinformation

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>>50390780
He said it was similar to Magni 1.5 but haven't confirmed anything yet. Might not even be a 1.5 but something else entirely.

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>>50390819
So the dumbass wasted $10k and 6 months on literally nothing? wtf lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>50390976
No, he didn't

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>>50390884
It baffles me that not once did he question himself why everyone else in the company either has a chibi or a low poly commissioned model instead of going with a good one.
Or maybe he did question himself and thought they were being cheap, so he wanted to get the best one possible to impress everyone kek

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>>50390963
He's gonna get his chin shaved and some more meat on his bones

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it’s funny when people try to incite anger against altare

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>>50390819
It must've been different in some way since he himself said back when he first commissioned it that he knew it couldn't be too close to the official design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391033
Holy projection

[Anonymous No.]

100k DO YOUR REPS TO 1 MILLION

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>>50390819
He didn't say he wanted it to be close to his original design, he just said he didn't want it to be a chibi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391133
>Still no message for the Vesties
HE REALLY HATES US

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>>50390819
Altare and making dumb life choices.
Name a more iconic duo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391068
I don't really see that, people are just having a funny about him jobbing as usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391133
>JP
weeb ass nigga
*chu*

[Anonymous No.]

hate hate HATE regis altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391068
I like it when people have to lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>50390961
Suipiss

[Anonymous No.]

fuck fuck FUCK regis altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391222
just suck his cock already you damn tsundere

[Anonymous No.]

>>50390976
He never said he paid 10K? He said he got estimates for the world around 5K and it was too much for his budget so he was still looking around.

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>>50390259
Hakka and Axel are also very busy, those three are definitely the most hard working members of Tempus

[Anonymous No.]

we hate regis altare

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>>50391212
gotta get in my immersion reps
*chu*

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391225
Imagine if Altare debuts his VR model, but the model is baldtare

[Anonymous No.]

So uh
Has anyone that ordered Tempus stuff from Geekjack gotten their merch yet....

[Anonymous No.]

>>50390819
>wanted it to be really close
Timestamps? Try pull shit out of your ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391181
Half this thread is just one guy desperately trying to rile up Altventurers with incredibly stale bait dude.

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>>50391296
kek im doing the same thing here just fucking with you vestie. proud of getting him to 100k though, doing my reps for all the boys

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>>50388884
I love you shill-anon

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>>50391323
nta but I'm pretty sure he said he wanted it to be close but obviously not too close that cover would shut it down.... aiya baby boy

[Anonymous No.]

i'm trying to upload something but anonfiles is down, fuck

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[Anonymous No.]

>it's another cultare persecution complex meltdown
love dead hours

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>>50390819
I assumed it was just going to be a really simplified chibi one

>>50391166
He probably just wanted it to be cooler looking, I kinda get that. He prefers being cool over cute most likely

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391394
stop posting stale bait then

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391225
...something is wrong here

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391166
>Not like the actual design
>Not chibi
A proposal

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391323
Eh, I'm not going out of my way to prove anything to you. If you watched streams you would know it's the truth but since you're a lazy bitch feel free to seethe in your ignorance

[Anonymous No.]

Altventurers are surprisingly sensitive when Altare gets a lot of shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391439
like oshi like fanbase

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391426
I think you should tweet this at him

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391439
that's everyone but Vesties

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391426
He would like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391426
Love the ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391459
kek no
If someone else wants to then go ahead

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391467
t. vestie

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391426
A good proposal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391467
RORU

[Anonymous No.]

WHERE IS THE PODCAST? WHERE THE NEXT JUDGE MAGNI? WHERE IS THE NEXT IMPROVE/SKIT STREAM? BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHEN WILL BETTEL AND POLKA BOTH SUCK ME OFF AND CURE MY CLUSSY FEVER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391467
the vesties call everyone saying something negative about vesper a schizo lol everyone /here/ is a sensitive fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391467
You mean especially Vesties. Half of them went menhera and left /mans/ during the Japan arc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391496
yeah? and I've never bit bait

[Anonymous No.]

Why hasn't Bettel done any funny bits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391535
you are LITERALLY biting bait right now my nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391535
you just did silly

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>>50391439
I get the sentiment, he's by far the one who received the most hate and it was totally unwarranted. But they project it a lot and so any criticism about him being dumb or pointing out all the promises he breaks is a reason to attack you.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm bored of all the timelooping

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa got 100k on his cover.
Let's go!

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>>50391544
wdym? Every Bettel stream is a funny bit

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[Anonymous No.]

reminder to do your playlist reps while have a few more hours of dead hous :D

[Anonymous No.]

Watching old collabs, Axel knowledge about western things has really expanded

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Vesmachi love

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>>50391652
Breaking Bad references does not mean his knowledge has expanded

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391630
Uh sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391673
When is their collab?

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER CUTE~

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391708
After the zetaxel collab

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>>50391678
He had literally no knowledge of anything kek. I really appreciate that he is trying with the English songs too

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391732
When he said "Who's Jim Carrey?" I was truly amazed

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone remember what song performance was this a reference to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391789
Kiss from a rose?

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>>50391708
Axel did pick Gamma as the JP Star he wanted to be stranded on an island with recently, so hopefully he hasn't forgotten...

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>>50391813
No that's this one. There was like a full performance with anime boys who teased a kiss at the beginning

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>>50391673
Remember when the starsisters were full of themselves and saying that Axel was trying to leech from Gamma when he said he liked him, despite them meeting in Japan and Axel wanting to Collab with Gamma pretty much since he debuted?

[Anonymous No.]

I miss when Magni used to call Vesper Vespy and sometimes Axel Axyboy

[Anonymous No.]

nice flaydomtop mechabirb fic https://archiveofourown.org/works/47377879

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>>50391922
i still like this one alot cause magnis back ports should be fingered at all times imo

also i forgot the song name but to sorta answer your question it came from something outta ensemble stars im pretty sure

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>>50391285
Yep, them too!
It was partly a joke how the others were listed a "whore' and "retard" and me not taking offence at it, lol

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>>50391133
Yippy!

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>>50392082
I did read as a heeheehaha, I just wanted to use it as a chance to be proud of my boys (´ε｀)

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>>50392069
There's an mv in ensemble stars where the 2 characters "share a kiss" for a second while they're dancing, and it became prime fujo fuel

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391708
They were going to play 51 Clubhouse right?
Since Gamma was playing it with Minase yesterday
He's been NTR'd

[Anonymous No.]

Did I miss any new drawanon/writeanon request fulfillments?

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391977
starsisters are always too pissy because axel is not collabing with jp every day and being a translator for them every second

[Anonymous No.]

Ripdesk sisters wake the fuck up!!!

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>>50392069
>>50392219
Thank you! It was Ensemble Stars! Trap for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>50392336
I NEVER STOPPED BELIEVING

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>>50392380 (me)
That was way more gay than I assumed it would be, I don't know why

[Anonymous No.]

>>50392336
CROATIAN AXEL LET'S GO

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>>50392336
rpr is planning on moving to Japan...

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>>50391762
Tbf he hasn't had a notable mainstream role in 15-20 years, excluding Sonic

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>>50392505
When did that God movie release? I think he only disappeared from mainstream after the thing with his gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>50392491
They look like handsome squidward

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>>50391312
Yeah, I got my mug and HQ keychains. Took 5 months but it came. I will forever regret not grabbing Axel's keychain as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50392380
Yep I went to look for it and it's kinda funny after 7 years of service they finally gave out of straight up fanservice

[Anonymous No.]

idk why but it gives me the ick when my oshi has technical difficulties, makes me wanna cancel menshi and unsub

[Anonymous No.]

>>50392596
Bruce Almighty
2003

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>>50392505
That's a pretty big one to exclude considering the people Axel is friends with

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>>50392649
Chill!

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>>50392336
Pls.. if he moves to Japan with rpr axel will forget he's an en vtuber.. not like this..

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>>50392337
Let's not kid ourselves, for content creator with minimal presence like him won't get hired if it wasn't for the nihongo jouzu. And now he's kinda reluctant to be the bridge between JP and EN, the thing Cover hired him for.

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>>50392649
Kek tf

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good morning /MANS/ hope all anons are having a great day today

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>>50391426

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Vesper's "Shinigami" cover hit 100k in a day. I'm so proud of my grampa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50392649
Don't blame him, Chillasart game are masterpieces in unoptimization

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>>50392839
good morning i'm doing as well as i can be without streams :3

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>>50392890
All the views? Me.

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>>50392715
Why are you spoilering something that is true?

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>>50392652
Oh my God... I'm old

[Anonymous No.]

>>50392962
still waiting for him to shoot me

[Anonymous No.]

missing this dumb blue fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>50392649
I get what you mean, technical difficulties are also a big turn off for me. People being dumb and getting stuck in puzzles too

[Anonymous No.]

It's almost 1 year anniversary for HQ, can anybody summarise the evolution/arcs that they go through?
>inb4 nothing truly changes

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>>50393030
All in my mouth at once

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is a family guy and he hates dealing with Japan's autism, he would never move. Most I can see is he going to another 3 or even 6 months

[Anonymous No.]

>>50392981
He read /mans/ so it kinda harsh not to put spoiler

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>>50392943
I don't remember writing this, odd.

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>>50392715
you’re not wrong but you shouldn’t say it

[Anonymous No.]

>>50392460
Exchange student Axel hanging out with rpr at his parents' home...

[Anonymous No.]

>>50393104
Yeah, if he were to mote to Japan it would be with his grandpa and aunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>50393067
I always thought Magni would be the runaway success but I feel like he's been slowing down a lot ever since the year started.

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>>50392715
and that's what he did! let's not forget all the collabs he did with jp. but his thinking about translators is correct, the boys don't need one and did have fun without needing the "bridge".
sisters just can't accept that he is not starsjp's best friend

[Anonymous No.]

Dead hours are boring when it's only the brothers here

[Anonymous No.]

Axel should probably be getting paid more if he's gonna be the designated interpreter between EN and JP sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>50393373
Who would win in an arm wrestle, Axel or Shinri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>50393373
um uhhh gay sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>50393396
it would be a stand still lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>50393388
Well he got to be the favorite child of management, that's saying something

[Anonymous No.]

Deadhours timeloop ikz

[Anonymous No.]

>>50393458
No More Loops

[Anonymous No.]

>>50393373
Feast

[Anonymous No.]

>>50393425
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

Still thinking about counselor Magni and camp kid Axel

[Anonymous No.]

silly thoughts. imagine bettel drifting off during a late night discord call and started to sleep and the others started teasing him… and he says something wild in his sleep and they never let it go… and there’s hidden rererences they make and it makes bettel so embarrassed on stream but everyone is so confused because they’re not in the loop…

what he said is up to your thoughts

[Anonymous No.]

>>50393396
The better question would be - in a situation where a sacrifice is needed to save everyone and only one position is available, who would win and be able to sacrifice themselves, Axel or Shinri?

[Anonymous No.]

taking nap hoping the thread doesn't die in my sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>50393623
I can bake if it does

[Anonymous No.]

instead of looping useless topics that go nowhere how about you guys loop that playlist

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>50392839
I’m going to marinate him in onions

[Anonymous No.]

>>50393603
That's an even worse stalemate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50393603
Shinri would make rational decision for self-sacrificing while Axel would make the emotional one

[Anonymous No.]

>>50393650
but i've already heard all of these

[Anonymous No.]

>>50393478
Going to slap my own ass and pretend this is me

[Anonymous No.]

>>50392649
Because having good internet and making sure there are no technical difficulties should be the bare minimum when streaming is literally their job, and them not even doing that makes it feel like they either don't care or are incompetent and unprofessional. Like, if it was any other remote online job, they would have been fired for not being online so much because internet hort, but since they are anime internet clowns they get a free pass. t.someone who was reprimanded by their previous boss for technical issues and suspect that's what got me fired so I am always super prepared now and salty about stuff like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>50393650
What do you think we are, bunch of Kpop girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>50393770
Your boss was retarded but so are you

[Anonymous No.]

>>50392839

[Anonymous No.]

>>50393770
You think I can control the weather to make it stop affecting the internet connection?

[Anonymous No.]

Would Magni's idol outfit include his additional arms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>50393770
i tend to give streamers the benefit of the doubt at first because american internet is dogshit, but it becomes very obvious when “sorry guys internet issues” actually means “i don’t feel like streaming today”. and at that point i check out

[Anonymous No.]

>>50393926
It better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50393926
He'll graduate before getting one

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>50393940
Yeah, I'd rather the streamer be honest about not wanting to stream because I've had bad experiences with chuubas getting my hopes up and starting to hide behind these kind of excuses

[Anonymous No.]

>>50393676
i love onions, i will unhinge my jaw and eat him like a snake

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/llz7mb.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>50393986
Even Axel's timeloop bait is more interesting than this

[Anonymous No.]

i miss my husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>50393926
It needs to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50394097
That's not how tits look in that position

[Anonymous No.]

I miss you ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>50394190
virgin detected

[Anonymous No.]

>>50394190
You should draw one that has it in the correct position than, be the change you want to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50394195
https://files.catbox.moe/jl70za.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

Mondays hate

[Anonymous No.]

Mondays love

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>50394379
WHERE IS THIS FROM

[Anonymous No.]

>>50394379
For a straight man Axel talks a lot about fucking his friends

[Anonymous No.]

Did Axel forget about the watchalong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>50395567
Let the poor dingo sleep, he had an essay due too

[Anonymous No.]

handsome jobber
https://twitter.com/toscafroggie/status/1663205151413522432

[Anonymous No.]

>>50395567
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1663204413123723264

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is that one dudebro that fucks dudes and still calls himself straight because he’s the one putting it in

[Anonymous No.]

>That Altare thumbnail frame
Is this YJK situation? Does Altare call his dog bitch literally and figuratively?

[Anonymous No.]

>>50395956
I didn't know Axel was a Rome soldier

[Anonymous No.]

>>50395956
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>50395956
Not once has he cared that Magni's ass is attached to a man, he just really thinks it's a good ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>50396073
Dude holy shit. Source? At least a vague one

[Anonymous No.]

>>50396053
>That one anon who dreamed about Axel being a history teacher teaching about ancient Rome and spoke Latin
Now it all makes sense...

[Anonymous No.]

>>50396073
That's a small hand how accurate

[Anonymous No.]

How come this thread slowed down so much as the months went on

[Anonymous No.]

>>50396260
Kek I still believe Axel somewhat, need to see his hands next to one of the other boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>50396126
https://twitter.com/sussykatart/status/1663229528276353025?t=80zKyZ41gdgVUDMaAkILcQ&s=19
Chu~ axmag sisters this is some high quality food

[Anonymous No.]

>>50396305
Too many boys to keep up with to make conversation during deads hours, too much overlap to livepost efficiently

[Anonymous No.]

>>50396305
We run out of things to say just the boys run out things to zatsu

[Anonymous No.]

>>50395956
>fucks you in the ass
>calls you a faggot
>leaves
I am now afraid of dingo.

[Anonymous No.]

cute leader
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1663238033137627136

[Anonymous No.]

>>50396305
I can talk about something that one of the boys did and there's a very low chance anyone can engage because there's so much you miss now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50396437
Oh shit I forgot, my Monday is saved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50396437
>Pawsitively
I wanna kiss him so bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>50396314
HOT
thanks for sharing
>inb4 they change their handle

[Anonymous No.]

>>50396306
I too believe Axel, his hands did look bigger in the half-anniversary stream compared to the Christmas stream, maybe it was because of the camera angle

[Anonymous No.]

>>50396314
Thank you! Chuchu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>50396623
He could have average hands but I don't believe him when he says he can palm a basketball

[Anonymous No.]

>>50396437
I can't imagine this game is entertaining but I will watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>50396755
It's probably going to be similar to that fishing cat one, just Altare talking with a cute background

[Anonymous No.]

>>50391282
Nah, he said he wasn't gonna say the specific amount but that it was way more than 5k

[Anonymous No.]

>>50396907
Yeah he said the world would be more than 5k, which is very understandable lmao. Even with bought assets, it adds up.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think any of the boys have stealth alt twitter accounts to follow tempura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>50396755
I learned how to appropriately do rule of third photography when Jerma did this game

[Anonymous No.]

>>50396652
Palming a basketball isn't that difficult

[Anonymous No.]

>>50393396
Shinri. Axel is all bark no bite. Shinri has been training his grip strength "for no particular reason" and keeps trying to tell people how to safely choke someone in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50397040
yes yes yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>50397176
wtf is that what happens in Shinri streams? I haven't seen any art of Shinri choking out the boys yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>50393940
Considering the fact that most of the boys switch to Twitter Spaces or comment frantically in chat whenever it happens to them, and it seems to happen a lot when they're already well into the streams, I really doubt it's that they're unwilling to stream. American internet really just seems to be complete garbage in some areas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50396073
That's a nice Magni face

[Anonymous No.]

I love Altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>50396437
He's so cute and dumb aaaa~

[Anonymous No.]

Monday is always such a dead day

[Anonymous No.]

>>50397405
shinri barely gets shipped

[Anonymous No.]

i love /MANS/

[Anonymous No.]

>>50397746
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>50397746
Unfortunate

[Anonymous No.]

>>50397746
>he loves man
Heh, fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50397611
i’m so glad he’s streaming today

[Anonymous No.]

>>50397746
gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>50396907
Yeah, and when he mentioned that he said that those estimates were way more than his budget so he was still looking for someone. There is no way someone as frugal as Altare would pay 10K.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I recommend a game to my oshi without sounding like a beggar? I've seen some recommendation SCs go really well sparking a little tangent and positive feedback loop with chat, but others are just acknowledged and never brought up again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50397446
Could believe the rrat with Bettel since it happened conveniently at the same time as his summerfunk jk

[Anonymous No.]

>>50397867
who is your oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>50397867
Appeal the points your oshi would like, maybe. If that game fits his taste he'll play it eventually, since there are not many games to play nowadays. My oshi played the game I recommended after 2 months I sent sc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50396314
Christ why does his dick bend like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>50397734
For me the only two ships he has that work are with Altare and Bettel. There's either not enough chemistry with the rest or it's way too father-son for me to imagine it as anything romantic.

I feel like Altare has gotten a bit more comfortable saying flirty and unhinged things to Shinri since he came back from the UK, so maybe Shintare will finally start reaching its potential. It seems like they got a bit closer after Rust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50397867
Post it in the comments afterward? Not like the boys get a lot of comments sadly and I know for a fact that most if not all read them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50397867
Just comment on their most recent VOD. Most of the boys don't get that many comments, and I know at least some of them make sure to read all of them. It's a higher chance they'll remember to take action as well, since they read it while they're not streaming and can add it to a suggestion list, google it or send a message to their managers right away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50398230
Altare acting like a child around him was close to killing Shintare for me ngl kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>50398359
It did for me, Altare gets too much into the family rp

[Anonymous No.]

>>50398445
Did for me too, Altare with Shinri became a bit too annoying

[Anonymous No.]

>>50398359
I liked it for the hehehahas and bc Shinri did a good job playing into it, but I hope it just stays like a Rust bit. I prefer it when he is just cute or weird without acting like a kid too much when it comes to shipping

[Anonymous No.]

Just thinking back when Vesper made a wizard joke that completely flew over Bae head and she just sat there in silence thinking it was just Vesper drunk rambling...
I was cringing so fucking hard, It was amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>50398734
Yeah same, it got a lot better at the end of the rust arc too already, so I don't think it will stick too much except when the he's alone with Shinri and his 2 other sons kek

[Anonymous No.]

"Oops, silly me, I just got 100k on a cover I didn't even shill, how clumsy"

[Anonymous No.]

>>50398359
Was fine for me because I don't get the sense that Altare actually sees Shinri as a "dad", he was just goofing around. The thing that's interesting to me about Shintare is that Shinri looks to him for approval instead of the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50398834
>Shilling Kronii
Get out

[Anonymous No.]

>>50398834
Oh no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50398888
You ignore the clockwoman, the cover is what matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50398359
>>50398445
>>50398696
>>50398734
Look foreward to Altare's discent into babyplay this friday when he ask Shinri to change his diaper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50398994
That's Magni's fetish though? Altare is more into vore.

[Anonymous No.]

Watching gameplay of the texas chainsaw massacre game and it could make for a fun full tempus collab game, although the game is kind of confusing as a beginner

[Anonymous No.]

>>50398880
Yea yea, it was pretty obvious that it was just Altare messing with him in the moment, but I preferred seeing them work together on the Izuru raid and Shinri being hellbent on having Altare there, that was the good stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>50398812
I found it
https://www.youtube.com/live/VgrF495TSbg?feature=share&t=12274

[Anonymous No.]

>>50399024
I think I learned alot about Altare during during this Rust Arc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50398359
really? it gave me a boner

[Anonymous No.]

promised to write more smut so here you go chu~ working on something big for the 1 year anniversary

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47514013

[Anonymous No.]

>>50399189
you didn't already know he was into vore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>50399229
shut up magni

[Anonymous No.]

>>50399189
May I know what you learned about him? Sounds fun kek

[Anonymous No.]

KINO
https://twitter.com/kt_rabbit521/status/1663254270324645888

[Anonymous No.]

>>50399327
is uyu... is uyu a horse fucker?

[Anonymous No.]

I have a dumb question.
Why is it that in every hand cam stream they wear gloves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>50399432
cotton candy phantom boys love horse cock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>50399189
You never noticed before?
https://youtu.be/MoHYnz3IrM8?t=3024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORjs6SJv__U

[Anonymous No.]

>>50399477
you’re not supposed to know they have skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>50399327
>Gamma with the capybara rock Flay gave him
Very cute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>50399477
Maybe their skin color doesn't match the models skin color

[Anonymous No.]

>>50399477
to keep the "immersion", not to reveal marks like tattoos or beauty marks if they have them, opsec autism, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50399477
skin reveal is technically a doxx as some models don't line up with the actual skin tone of their real life skin, some may have identifying scars or tattoos etc. so it's been standardized across the board

[Anonymous No.]

>>50399529
>>50399579
But, like, half the time, they're wearing those blue surgical gloves and you can see their complexion through them anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50399477
They don't have to, it's just a safety precaution they can take

[Anonymous No.]

>>50399617
altare…

[Anonymous No.]

JWU
>>50374690
I hope ministarfruit makes it in, their style really captures the Tempus energy
https://youtu.be/00xd4NeULwY
https://youtu.be/gY51K0XtA4s

[Anonymous No.]

>>50399477
so you don't have to look at their self harm scars

[Anonymous No.]

ToT entire forearm

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>50399948
I love him so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>50399948
is he...brown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>50399819
I really love this girl's animations. She has a cuter style, but they're still funny.
https://twitter.com/_yukinayee/status/1638480647806238720
https://twitter.com/_yukinayee/status/1655920564299612161

[Anonymous No.]

>>50399986
no, he's human

[Anonymous No.]

>>50400120
I love her stuff because she always picks the exact moments I want to see animated lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>50400120
This is the second time Leader shows off his shoes and people make fun of it

[Anonymous No.]

>Magni's summer voice pack is officially licensed guro

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna do a puzzle but idk what picture to use, please throw some at me chu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>50399327
I MISS RUST

[Anonymous No.]

one week til birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>50400638
perhaps?
https://twitter.com/naizoubug/status/1662662220801802240

[Anonymous No.]

>>50396314
Catbox onegai ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>50400943
tank u

https://puzzle.aggie.io/4sGCcH
puzzle time

[Anonymous No.]

>>50400446
The noises were very... squashy. Something bad happens to Magni in every vp, why is that

[Anonymous No.]

>>50396428
H-hot TuT