/hag/ - Hag Cops Edition

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Thread #217
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Be here or be gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkZhLp5YMF0

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>>50344853
wtf I love cops now?

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>>50345147
It would be wise to

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>>50345147
I always have.

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Hi

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>>50342069
my biggest issue with his art atm is the fact that his bushes seem to keep getting smaller instead of bigger as they should

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>>50345528
kek, I thought it was on my head all the time, but it seems to be true. Which is rare because his bush stuff is usually alternative versions so there's no reason to appeal to faggots normalfags

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hags should have VEINS

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>>50345405
Hi

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>>50345712
Controvertial opinion. Not a big fan of them since it requires pale skin, which makes them look sick

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>>50345961
I assume you're a fan of brown skinned hags

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>>50345528
weird for me its the opposite. feel like the bushes are better on the full nude alts. I like them a lot more now because they cover everything nicely and theyre not just one huge chunk. but didnt mind the bushes before either. just give me pubes and im happy

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>>50345961
sickly hags...

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>>50346064
I like fair skinned hags, just the only time I saw veiny tits when on women that were tremendously white and that kinda stuck in my head

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>>50345961
What if she has pale skin because she's actually sick?

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>>50346251
what can be done to make her healthy...

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>>50346273
irl it's hit or miss but I think drawing good veiny breasts is extremely hard. needs to be very subtle or it looks weird. as if theyre being corrupted or something

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>>50346320
impregnation

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>>50346426
is impregnation the solution to most hag related problems?

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>>50346116
i jsut need more artist to draw bushes like camonome, the full bush alternatives are incredible

https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/8814278/illustrations

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>>50346522
yes

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>>50346522
not to most, but to all

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>>50346320
lots of TLC

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>>50346419
>if theyre being corrupted or something
This.
>>50346522
For their mental health, yes.

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ITT : We post hags who's problems would be solve with a good impregnation

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>>50346690
So just post all the hags in any order?

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>>50346690
Is Korone good at cooking? I don't know

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>>50346813
heh, that was my plan all along!
>>50346815
yes

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Someode remixed Dragonstea Din Tei with Lui's haha!
https://youtu.be/ZKnd_JvHqrc

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>>50347122
https://twitter.com/takanelui/status/1662037407276105728
It's fucking everywhere

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>>50347274
There's even a tag for this kek
https://twitter.com/hashtag/%EF%BE%8A%EF%BD%AF%EF%BE%8A%EF%BD%B0?src=hashtag_click

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>>50347346
Oh shit! Some of these are funny as fuck. Saving for soundposting!

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>>50347346
I'm glad she's a good sport about this

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>>50345528
I love how he renders and draws the faces but I dont like the expressions if that makes sense. Structure wise the faces have variety to me especially the irises lately. But it's all just the same exact expression. If he changed the constant half closed SEX eye look and the smile it would make a big difference. Thats my only big gripe. Could nitpick but im just happy theres a hag artist whose gallery I can open and see hags instead of endless food photos.

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where are the translators for Mio's stream? I need to do my fuckin jp reps...

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>>50349202
It's over...

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>>50349202
AI real time translators will save us EOCs...any time now...

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>>50349400
I actually managed to replicate real time translation on my own while watching a different JP chuuba years back. VAC (Virtual Audio Cable) input allowed me to record speaking voices from streams into google translate in real time to have it translated. I wish deepL or moer reliable sources had microphone features so I wouldn't have to keep switching browsers to use a website with 3rd rate accuracy but it was still pretty cool to have a chance at understanding what was being said

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>>50349400
Why not learn the language instead. It's probably going to be more useful in the longrun

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>>50349731
im doing that right now. it was half a joke but also half serious. it would be nice to have a real time translation so I could listen to whats being said and see if what im hearning is correct. thats how I learnt Spanish many years ago. watched shows with English subs

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>>50349731
AI will never be able to learn Japanese

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>>50349875
I'm curious what shows did you watch?

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>>50349894
saying "AI will never be able to..." is cursed and makes it so AI does that thing in a few years

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>>50349731
I'm too stupid...

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>>50349968
It's literally imposible for an AI to know Japanese + japanese idioms + japanese internet memes + japanese music poetry + a lot of shit they do in the language just for fun

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>>50346251
God I want to protect her and take care of her and live under her desk so I can lick her genitals...

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>>50350039
Nah, probably just lazy
>>50349875
Consuming media with subs and getting a native partner are legit the best methods to learn a new language ngl

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>>50350218
>getting a native partner are legit the best methods to learn a new language ngl
I'm gonna shill this App "HelloTalk" pretty useful, and now they've implemented voice chat rooms and there's a lot of nice japanese people there to talk to

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I still think my hag peruses the other threads so I'll post here instead

I love my hag and I wanna breed my hag a baseball team. The problem is her eggs aren't enough for a full roster. Praying for multiple twins.

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>>50350158
get the fuck in line

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>>50350108
Cute mother/daughter

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>>50350566
CUTE

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>>50344853
One more month until this duck becomes the captain of the Hag Investigation division of Oozora Police

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>>50352860
Are sexy tomboys allowed to be hags as well that seems illegal?!

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>>50353940
>created a tomboy archetic chuuba
>Ends up hiring the least tomboyish girl for it
>Subaru is very femenine
kek

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I love this nervous wreck of a hag

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erotic spiderhag

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>>50353940
Is Ange considered a tomboy? Or just flat?

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>>50350108
Not really, if there's a database of everything you listed then AI can pull stuff from it.

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>>50352860
I'll be leaving then, I guess.

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>>50354156
Really took a 180

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sex with seductive old ladies

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>>50355702
I doubt there will be ever a database of all japanese puns of changing words because one word's kanji looks somehow similar to another

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>>50353940
This really got deleted? Wtf

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>>50365009
I've literally never had the first. My honor and glory fantasies involve becoming a famous scientist and making some sort of incredible discovery.
I would still like the fat clown to pamper me.

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>>50366864
Every man has the first one at least once. After all we have the strong instint of protecting what we care about. I'd kill a country for my hag

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I love Flare

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This dude is releasing 1 hour long clips of Hags streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wps3G4-76tg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNez5jcUxUU

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>>50366932
Okay well once I have it, I'll let you know.

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I didn't know Marine finally admitted she was a hag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2ragHaE-2U

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>>50367216
God I'm so much older than her it's not funny.

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>>50367267
Oji-san...

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>>50367336
I turn 35 in July.

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Hags!

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>>50369857
What about them

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>>50370254
They're sexy!

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>>50370303
Proof?

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>>50370325
In the morning, I'm going to bed.

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>>50370571
Sleep well anon

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Fellas
If I get myself cake/hag gf
but I'm older than her for couple years
What does it make me? Hag enjoyer? Or simply person who likes women of his age?

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>>50370814
>hololive mio meme 56
what's the 31st?

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>>50370905
You'd have to ask polanon, I probably downloaded it from his post
>>50370892
There's a really big difference between a cake and a hag gf anon

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>>50371135
1 year till hagification

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>>50370905
>have to get up out of bed and and turn my laptop back on
The shit I put up with.
>>50371135
>polanon
My hagshi is Botan!

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>>50371645
ah, I thought you were polanon, my bad

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>>50371645
It was worth it. Mio is cute in the 31st image

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>>50371686
You're forgiven, but I really do want to go to sleep. It's almost 2.

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I love hags
I love hags
I LOVE HAAAAAGS

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>>50346251
I can save her

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>>50366979
Same

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>>50372141
Love her eyes

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>>50345712
>just barely visible and easy to miss
Now that's art

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>>50367267
As for myself, she'd probably be my senpai had we attended the same school.

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Waitaminute Subaru's turning hag? Pls be true

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>>50376650
SOON

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>>50345528
lovely pits

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HAGS

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Hags.

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>>50376650
Yes near USA Independance Day

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBm8HnlurTU
SEEEEEEEEEX

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Hags Live!
Korone playing Inside
https://youtu.be/LyuOFMPxyr8
Sora playing Zelda
https://youtu.be/-rZsDPttXXs
Fubuki claims another victim
https://youtu.be/MLlAqOXu0ng
coffee elf singing stream
https://youtu.be/dnQ_fc0U4H8
Botan Lui Towa minecra
https://youtu.be/Q65wP0ZqaU8
https://youtu.be/rkI9AfGvsPw
Ange ace attorney
https://youtu.be/HdOUVUsbw4c
Pol reading bedtime stories soon
https://youtu.be/29rzriPofBc

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how do you cope when you hag oshi betrayed your trust?
how do you cope when it's the 4th time a vtuber destroy your trust?
pic not rel

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>>50386939
define "betray your trust". i just stop watching anyone who rubs me the wrong way it was milky, wasn't it?

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>>50387051
Never watched Milky. She did some lewd shit for money that is against my morals. And I'm talking going full not just "licking asmr" but a straight hentai audio porn and eroges.
It just feels really bad because I dropped Kiara when I discovered about her "works" and I can't ignore this

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>>50386939
>EN
and you act surprised

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>>50387231
At that time EN was pretty new so I couldn't know better. The hagshi that destroyed my trust is not from EN but JP

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>>50386939
Never put anyone on a pedestal. You're only setting yourself up for disappointment.

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>>50387457
I've lost my trust in everyone. I thought I could trust her, she was literally my emotional pillar that help motivate me to do my stuff like studying JP, going to College, search a job. All the stuff I was doing just to be in a somehow similar level as her. But now she's just like any whorish woman who would use her charm just to make money without any respect for her. I don't really know If I'll be able to watch vtubers again.

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>>50387126
you must be the same type of anon who won't accept mel as a hag because she used to do sexy asmrs? i just see it as a job. doesn't really change my perception of a chuuba if she does coomer content or not since i don't gosling for chuubas anyways. i'd be farming coomer bucks too if i was a cute girl with a sex voice. but i understand everyone has their own personal boundaries. hope you find your quintessential hagshi anon

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>>50387644
Yeah, I don't consider Mel as a hag. Funny thing is that what my oshi has done is much worse than that (well, I don't know how to compare it, she doesn't show body but voiced really sick porn, NTR, rape, gangbang, monsters. Actually makes me want to vomit.)
>i'd be farming coomer bucks too if i was a cute girl with a sex voice.
I wouldn't because I'm not a degenerate. And I believe people should value their bodies more than a few bucks. Thanks for your good wishes

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>>50386939
I know they're never going to be my GF.
I know they don't know I exist.
If they find happiness with someone I will be a happy for them.

After all I am nothing but just an outside observer. I will cheer for them on their journey.

If they graduate I will NOT follow them if they respawn with a new identity especially if they do for another corp

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>>50388921
Wish it was something positive as that and not just her being a degenerate e-whore for money

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>>50388968
I just don't get too parasocial.
I don't need an E-Girlfriend. If anything with them It's just hearing a voice that helps keep the other voices away. It's not the usual schizo stuff (or so I've heard they are) but sometimes just phantom voices calling my name.

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>>50389069
Yeah but It's not that she betrayed my trust because >parasocial. though you have to admit the entire Otaku culture was created to make consumers parasocials to get their money. But it just that she did a lot of stuff that goes agains the basic moral principles I believe.
I think I need a break from Vtubers, /vt/, everything right now
maybe find a new manager for the team

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>>50386939
Thats why you dont get too attached. It will end up hurting one way or another. You listen to your favorite and all but remind yourself that it's just entertainment. When your favorite does something against your beliefs, you move on, take a break and find someone else to entertain you

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>>50389169
Maybe I'm just so distant that I've stopped caring in many ways. Just an old burnt out man here.
Still having strong principals is something I can stand by at times... too bad many live by ideals that are delusions at best, madness at worse.
We got months before that matters

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>>50389257
It'll try to do that, don't know if I'll ever watch vtubers again
>>50389314
heh, I'm also a tired man that don't care about must stuff, but you could say she was the tiny light I had in my life. Anyways, thanks for humouring me and I'm sorry for shitting up the thread with my schizo depression
these last pictures were related btw

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>>50389399
>tell people to stop digging
>they dig
oh nonono...

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>>50389634
I prefeer knowing the truth

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>>50389399
>aдвизopи
Slavbro...

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>>50389666
If it's what I think it is do remember she was effectively doing it at gunpoint. And the first chance she could escape without legal issues she did just that.

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>>50389399
gabe...not again...

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>>50390094
I'm not the slavbro, I saved his stuff a long time ago
>>50390155
I'm not talking about pink haired dango eating but DLsite porn she did under another name that's not even in the usual site

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Hags

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>>50390977
what about them?

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>>50390999
I just dont know

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>>50390999
They're sweet and lovely.

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>>50391069
I never noticed that instagram or tiktok username in the bottom corner there

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>>50391148
It a subliminal message to make you watch hags on TikTok

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>>50390977
I love the dumb look Mio has on her adorable little face.

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How many kids would I have to put into a hag before I can finally rest?

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>>50365009
>Half a dozen pups with Wolf Mom
>Dying for Zeon/The Emporer
Yep, two dreams I'll never achieve, better get busy

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>>50392044
Wyn console Pol like this.

Why are we even here...just to suffer?

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>>50393959
Yes

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>>50393467
>"so about that marriage application anon"
>"what do you mean by sex every day for six hours according to the contract?"

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>>50395201
Lioness are scary

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>>50395405
It’s ironic cause it’s all an act, Botan is an M

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>>50395581
Good thing I'm always game for M girls.

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>>50395581
can you faggot shut the fuck up already jesus christ every single thread I don't care if she's a bottom or whatever let me be fucking happy

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Someone better bust out the booze! I'm thirsty!

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>>50396585

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Would you have your gf cosplay as your hagshi like this chad?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8eYgTaOhEDc

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>>50396917
Definitely not. I'm not quite ready to be a dad yet but the moment I am it'll be the first thing I do. I'll even keep a few spares for when the previous ones get ruined.

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https://youtu.be/29rzriPofBc
Does your hagshi read you bed time stories? I think not!

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>>50397295
Who’s your hagshi?

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>>50396917
I had a gf who was interested in roleplay and if she didnt think vtubing or the request is weird, then yeah.I dont know which is more improbable

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>>50397825
>you’ve been dating your older gf for a while, haven’t told her about watching vtubers
>she walks in on you watching Koyori once, calls you a perv
>ever since then she slowly slips a “Joshu-kun” out or jokes about making stuff for experiments
>suddenly surprises you with a Koyori cosplay for a halloween party
>don’t even make it near the door before you mating press her in the living room

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Post combat hags

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>>50398355
Anon, you don't know what you're doing to me. The worst of it all is that I'm going in bareback and that's not up for discussion.

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>>50399734
>she wraps herself around you and whispers into your ear that you better fill her up with coyote pups
>you later get engaged to her, have a honeymoon where her slightly pregnant belly doesn’t stop her from having animalistic raw sex while she teases you about drinking her canine milk
>maybe watching vtubers was good after all

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I can't fap to Flare. She's too special somehow

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>>50400184
Me too, I'll fap to Botan before I can fap to her or Watame

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Who else can fap to everyone equally?

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>>50401303
commers can

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>>50401519
*coomers

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>>50401303
if you don't have a special oshi then I assume that you could

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>>50402112
I’ve got an oshi (cake) and I fap to pretty much all the hags
If the artist is right maybe a zoomer or two
Never thought I’d fap to Miko of all people but a pic just caught my eye once and whyboner insued

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>>50402369
Absolute despicable behaviour

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>>50400441
never thought I'd bust one to luna till I saw this guy's art, that being said
>>50401303
I still got restraint from either not being interested in them that way or seeing some of them for more than delusional 2D fuckmeat

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>>50400184
I'm sometimes like this with my hag so you're not the only one, anon.

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>>50401154
Dunno, Watame can be hot when she wants to

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>>50401303
I can fap to most Holos easily.
>>50402369
Same.

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>>50402742
She can for sure be hot but everytime I think of rubbing one out to her I always think of how much of an emotional girl she is and it kills it immediately

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>>50402546
Cunny is my hard limit though, can’t get my dick up to Laplus or Shion if I tried
But I have a cake oshi but she’s a hag enjoyer herself

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>>50402828
Polka is an emotional girl, does your dick get soft over her outbursts too?

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>>50401154
I want to fuck Watame's model. I want to hug Watame as a person.

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>>50402822
Nijis can be fappable too, just look at Toko or Fumi
Shizurin is even older than Botan, Sister Claire is Mio’s age

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>>50402822
I can’t fap to Azki though
She’s married

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>>50402919
Polka has a side to her that makes her more than suitable to fantasize about lewd stuff, though yes I mostly want to hug her, same with Lui

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>>50403076
Polka loves you
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tAvLBDJCxNk

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>>50403066
Going to jerk off to AZKi tonight.

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>>50402866
I thought this way but they always give Shion the nicest, fat ass and I can't help myself

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>>50403565
... Who let this guy in?

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>>50403565
Based bubble butt enjoyer
More partial to fat tits myself, Watame’s not my oshi but would totally suck all that creamy sheep milk out until she’s dry

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>>50403829
He’s the rare cunnyhag connisoeur, pretty much any woman’s age is good in his book
He has ascended the tribalism of /Hag/pan and K/uoh/rea that has gone on for centuries
>Captcha: HAGT0T

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>>50403829
I'm sorry I'm just weak when presented with a nice ass

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>>50404127
>turns to Shion when this hag has canonically the fattest ass both irl and model

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>>50404238
I was about to post Marine too...

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>>50404238
If it helps I've probably fapped three to four times more to Marine's ass than I have to Shion's

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>>50404507
Good boy

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>>50404588
Imagine the plap plap

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>>50404588
This pirate hag has no right having such a fantastic ass

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>>50404774
Imagine the fat braps

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>>50405717
>no right
Other than the obvious plunder booty joke?

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>>50405717
But she does, and it’s a win for hagchads
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YNoUP_Oyspk&pp

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>>50405767
Plunder her booty
Shiver her timbers
Load her cannonballs
Make her a masthead
cursed lore is that she’s actually a normal office worker cosplaying a pirate, no really

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>>50405821
I'd give anything to grab her ass and ram it all night long

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>>50405717
And Mio has no right having such a fat bush
>Her oshi mark is a tree, trees are in forests
>Every person who spams the mark means they are into thick hairy wolf muff like a forest
>Her lore is that she wandered out of a forest one day near a shrine
>That means she just appeared naked in all her hag glory and casually lived in a local shrine which is why she is so used to being bottomless

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>>50406159
>Lui's oshi mark is a wilting rose
That's it. No more words are necessary

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>>50406489
need to save her

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>>50406159
She can get it too

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>>50406489
Subaru’s oshi mark is an ambulance, which is gonna hit me hard like it did Kira in Jojo part 4 when she becomes a hag

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>>50406556
I'm on it

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>>50404238
>>50404588
Hnngh anons, I’m trying to be stealthy but Marine’s dummy thicc and the clap from her ass cheeks when I fuck her is alerting the neighbors

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I don't think you can be a hag when you do porn, literally roastie behaviour
https://www.hentaiasmr.moe/tag/semi-sabure-%E3%80%90%E8%9D%89%E3%82%B5%E3%83%96%E3%83%AC%E3%80%91/

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>>50407512
true but that conversation ended long ago, no need to reply that far back
its how you trigger the schizos to come back and shitstir

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>>50407512
Fubuki....
Polka.....
Btw, who's this?

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>>50407601
>literally replying to a schizo saying dubbing eroges is doing porn

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>>50408703
Fennec

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>>50408818
>Game and video under the porn category
>has to be +18 to access
>contain the same content
>It's not porn because it just isnt!

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>>50408830
Thats all her? Damn, thanks anon I'm going to be doing a lot of "research" later.

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>>50408884
You do you man i just think sitting your fat ass on a chair alone and fake moaning is different than being actually railed

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>>50408963
it's still porn

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>>50408830
Damn that’s a hot fox
Knowing she did these when fat makes it hotter

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>>50409000
She’s still lesbian, she could be using a dildo

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>>50407601
>literal shitstirring schizo
go back

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>>50409356
Do you think Noel is a whore?

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>>50409356
Think you're missing the point, no one with a brain would assume she contributed anything but the voice itself. The schizofuck just wants to stand on his moral highhorse and pretend the world is black and white for whatever delusional reason

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>>50409464
Mel must be a whore then too since she did h asmr

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>>50409715
She is

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jesus christ go away

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>>50409715
Why did you dodge the question? Are you that upset that by your own logic Polka is a whore? Personally I don't care if I dick isn't involved.

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>>50409356
Polka's not a lesbian
>>50409464
yes
>>50409715
yes

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>>50409700
>the world is fucked up so I can't have principles or morals
You talked like an NPC, do you also fuck men because "It's not gay in 2023"?

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>>50410118
She literally did a member’s talk where she stated she only dated women so far

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>>50410195
polka still loves you

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>>50410203
You're mistaken. She was talking about girls in generals and chat was kind of laughing. Then she said "You know, I know about this, I already dated a woman/I already have experience" never mentioned to only date women. And that still can be a joke for the way it was said
>>50410270
If she really loved us she wouldn't whore herself on the internet for money. When she supossedly left a company for making her do lewd stuff.

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>>50410118
So in your book Polka is a whore too.
>>50410203
>vt
>watching streams
Nice one anon.

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>>50410353
Sadly, yes. She was my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

be nice!
and shut the fuck up already, no shit jannies hate us if we discuss this shit

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>>50410488
t.jannielover

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>>50410350
she made a mistake a couple of years ago and atoned for it, you also know how depressed she got with the whole upd8 situation by how traumatized she was when she joined holo with the crying on stream and all that

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>>50410503
"She made a mistake"
That's a long ass mistake if she commited from 2017 to December 2021. That was a career desition. She even did it when she was already Polka. Disgusting

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>>50410503
>atoned for it
Unironically the most schizo comment in the entire thread. Don't go outside much do ya?

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>>50410544
her carreer decision was continue streaming as polka if she ever goes back to doing lewd VA feel free to grudgepost me

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>>50410723
She already did it while being Polka, so it just need a phonecall from the porn circle and she will do it without problem.

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>>50410759
contracts take a while to expire and youre just shitposting if you think shes coming back

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>>50410862
>contracts
These things are comissioned. And she released one when she was celebratin her anniversary so, yeah. If the offer is good enought she's gonna do it.

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>>50410759
Can you hook a brother up?

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who cares, i'm more impressed at how high quality they are. i dont oshi pol so i never knew she had va skills

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>>50411040
Literally just check this thread in the archives. The link was posted and deleted by a janny
>>50411063
>I don't oshi pol
>who cares
Obviously not someone who's not oshi pol. You wouldn't get it

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>>50410350
>never mentioned to only date women
It wasn't even a member stream, so I don't know why you'd lie about it, as if no one would fact check you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgi9VlAdv8U&t=9531s
>え、ポルカは女の子としか付き合ったことないよ。言わなかったっけ?

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>>50411101
I oshi Okayu and it would be hot for me if she did h asmr
I basically use normal asmr to calm me down cause tingles

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>>50411101
Thanks. Wonder how much it would take for her to do a commission.

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>>50411312
It's impossible to request anything from her. She doesn't have any social with that persona. She just get commisiones from Eroge circles that she know
>>50411251
>What's yuri bussiness
>>50411267
I don't believe an onigirya can ever know this feel. Most of you started watching Okayu because she acts slutty

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Why do so many hags where pantyhose
How do I get them to let me worship their feet in them

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>>50411462
I watched her before she became slutty, the slutty thing she does is just a bonus but not all I’m in for
Plus she’s a cake and at her age she’s at the most horny

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Polka still loves you and i also do

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>>50411578
Never could get into Okayu because I heavely dislike slutty women. But I like how she interacts in collab and so. I'm really enjoying the Thief Kensetsu arc

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>>50411587(me)
forgot pic

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>>50411485
I'd imagine begging would work best or irritating them until they stomp on you

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>>50411587
I can't love her and she obviously love money more than Omaruza. But I appreciate you Anon. /hag/ wouldn't be the same without (You)

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>>50411628
I like the collabs she does with Korone, I just cant see Korone as hot
My hagshi is Mio so when I’m tired from slutty stuff I can just sleep to soft hag breathing asmr
One cant be horny 24/7, you need to balance it out
I have a friend who has a hag oshi but his guilty pleasure is Chloe cause she’s a hard M

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>>50411862
I can see how Chloe's design can make you go feral. But I abstained from watching her because to quote Oga "She's a dangerous woman, would make you go full parasocial"

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>>50411862
>guilty pleasure is Chloe
something about the orca makes hag lovers drop the fattest nuts speaking from experience

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>>50412421
for me it's the hypno stuff and hatefuck

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>>50412421
>>50412462
I’m a hard S so she rubs me the right ways, knowing that there are girls out there that would love to be my pet and establish a no memes D/s relationship gives me hope would love to collar a kemonomimi hag and take her for walkies
I’ve tried it with a few older hag girls but nothing farther than light spanking, there’s surprisingly a lot of them who like lactation play though

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>>50412648
where do you meet kinky old bags

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>>50411970
If anything the one who would be dangerous would be Nene, since she’s an ex idol and knows what to say

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>>50412756
The "dumb" girls are always the worst. Like Aqua who's entire personality is being this shy and autistic girl but she wanst like this until she debuted on Hololive, makes you wonder how many of these girls are actually being themselves.
Even Subaru admitted to read a script for her morning zatsudans

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>>50411462
>I don't believe an onigirya can ever know this feel.
Fuck off with the pretentious attitude. No other Omaruza gives a shit, it's just you moping around like a kicked puppy. If you've seriously got such a moral stick up your ass about it then by all means drop her and move on, but stop shitting on the other girls and trying to get the world to feel bad for you.

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>>50412702
Going /out/, joining a bdsm “munch” (basically a local meetup of kinky people but no sex during it, you can date after it though, some hold rope tying classes), online dating and hope for the best
Basically being social
There’s a lot of kinky older girls out there, a common one is fuzzy handcuffs you get at the mall as a gag gift but uh oh turns out she actually likes it but never knew it?
There used to be craigslist for that but it doesnt allow personal ads anymore

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>>50413044
>joining a bdsm “munch"
Kek, didn't know this was a thing
>>50413006
>No other Omaruza gives a shit
Some are coping, some are just siletnly dealing with the pain and the majority just doesn't know. I hit a nerve with your cat oshi, huh?

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>>50413006
Whores shouldn't be allowed in /hag/
Sorry anon but I don't make the rules.

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>new ip
>falseflag and thread policing
go back faggot

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>>50413490
>Everyone who dont't think like me it's a troll

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>>50413208
Yeah, it’s actually pretty chill
A munch is basically a potluck and cookout where you just happen to casually talk about how to tie someone up without injury or show off your hag sub’s new collar you made
Would love to “munch” hag pussy tho, hate how there’s so little cunnilingus in porn

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>>50413490
>mad because I said the truth
At least my oshi isn't a whore.

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>>50413526
So where do you find these groups? you have to know someone or they're in Facebook?

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>>50413006
Someone is ass blasted

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>>50413522
this is really ironic from someone trying to tell people who not to post
>>50413576
death to all unicorns

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>>50413720
>unicorns
You really don't know the meaning of that word

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>>50413582
You can know someone, but Fetlife (fetish Facebook) has some, there’s also a map of active ones but not sure if it’s current https://findamunch.com/

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>>50413840
>There's a lot in my country
Jesas

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*braps*

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I just got home and don't know what's happening...

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>>50413961
Just check the archive https://archive.palanq.win

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*ahem* Gentlemen! TOKO TIDDY!
https://litter.catbox.moe/jepsgs.jpeg
That concludes my Ted Talk

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>>50413903
Go forth young Anon! Tie up some hags!
Who knows, you may marry one

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>>50413961
Turns out Polka is a giant whore. Wish I did my reps beforehand.

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>>50414214
Well that's not very nice.

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>>50414084
one of the only good posts in the past hours, thank you

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>>50414320
But it's true. She's a whore along with Mel and neither should be posted in this thread as they're not hags.

[Anonymous No.]

stop responding to retards

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>>50414647
Go back.
Polka isn't welcomed here anymore.

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>>50414084
No, please continue

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>>50414635
Sorry it's a bad habit of mine.

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>>50414863

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Oh ,hey schizo spamming to get (You)s

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>>50414950
its ok, there's too many shitters around lately

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>>50414876
>>50414515
Ok fine, here’s more colossal cerebrus cans
https://files.catbox.moe/54eda6.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/oe50yx.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/j6xa50.png
https://files.catbox.moe/rw438b.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/8hb160.jpeg

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Didn't realize whores were allowed in this thread. Sad day for /hag/ indeed.

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>>50415563
Let's hope the future is brighter

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>>50415563
Sorry I was busy staring at Lui's shiny hag butt

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>>50412485
but what is there left to do then...dont deny a man his substinence...

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>>50415892
>wears the clothes of her food
Now I want to see Watame in Botans casual wear. No bra edition

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Elves

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>>50416041
post hags

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killing this thread on a good note (my baby is in there)

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>>50416112
This slut has a hot body but her porn is really mediocre

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>>50416046
so lore wise is Flare a brown elf, a dark elf or a tanned elf

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>>50416166
She's a half elf. She also hates bows

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>>50415556
Beautiful. I never get tired of inverted nipples and they're even better when they're on a hag.

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>>50416096
thats what im doing!

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>>50416161
i've yet to find any half decent holo javs where the girls isn't acting like she's in pain

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>>50416293
The problem with holojavs is that when it's not amateur stuff like this girl, it's Sexfriend or f2c. One is a dude who doesn't know how to fuck and the other is a group of faggots who hire normal cosplayers who does this stuff in secret so they censor their faces. And also do a lot of gangbangs. Disgusting

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>>50416166
Tanned. Picrel is a dark-elf from the same artist

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>>50416453
I like how Flare's parents are cannonicaly a couple of a gaijin and an female elf.
Makes me wanna give her a 1/4rd elf son

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>>50416215
>hates bows
Based. She should use two pistols instead. And a greatsword

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>>50416529
Who's to say the human isn't a jap?

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>>50416453
something bugs me about the torso but Lack still always makes them look extremely hot

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>>50416650
I just assume it due to Flare's not being a japanese name and being written ni katakana

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>>50416684
nta but thats a good point

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>>50416535
She seems to prefer Glaives, as she runs them as her weapon of choice in games where they are available (MoHun, dark souls, etc.)

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>>50417707
Also it appears to be the weapon she has in the Goblin Slayer cameo

[Anonymous No.]

Hag love.

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>>50417854
Would be hot if that guy drew her getting raped by goblins.

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>>50419629
I'd be that goblin

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>>50419629
>>50419889
this but a young gaijin

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>>50419910
This but passionate lovemaking

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>>50421094
This but primal breeding

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>>50400184

Same. My haglust is strong, but my my desire to see this cute half elf happy is even stonger

[Anonymous No.]

do you think your hag oshi start lactating when she sees a mother breast feeding their baby because his body also want a baby?

[Anonymous No.]

do you think your hag oshi start lactating when she sees a mother breast feeding their baby because her body also wants a baby?

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>>50421845
I doubt it'd be anything that fun she'd probably just get a sinking feeling in her stomach