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50329540 No.50329540 [Reply] [Original]

how do we fix her?

>> No.50329837

>>50329540
we can't. we are not her friends.

>> No.50330120

>>50329540
Another 12 hour hitman stream

>> No.50330338

Reduce carbon emissions and research microbes that consume plastics

>> No.50330543

>>50329540
nothingburger

>> No.50331103

>>50329540
Non-consentual anal mating press

>> No.50331140

Nijisanji buying bots deflection thread

>> No.50331229

>>50329540
i only spend time, energy and most importantly money on friends. Joking, i don't watch her, she seemed cool in her random sapling ted talks but she unprofessional.

>> No.50331389

I love my mommy uuuuuuu

>> No.50331432

>>50329540
What's there to fix?

>> No.50331464 [DELETED] 

needs eddie correction

>> No.50331532

She probably gets more viewers than Kuzuha after all of the nijibots are removed.

>> No.50331738
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50331738

It's over.

>> No.50331838
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50331838

>>50331738
Rip Faufau

>> No.50331889
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>> No.50332005

>>50329540
fix what? her neck?

>> No.50332095
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50332095

>>50331738
All me

>> No.50332359

I decided to improve myself so I unsubbed.

>> No.50332515

>>50332359
Based non-PARASOCIAL FUCK Chad

>> No.50332523

>>50329540
Fix (you)rself, faggot.

>> No.50332832

I suggest eating large amounts of meat

>> No.50332903

Cowkini 3D

>> No.50333015

>>50329540
kidnap her and make her watame's personal slave until fauna learns to be japanese or commits sudoku. it's the only way sadly.

>> No.50333210

>>50332359
being unsubbed is not an improvement

>> No.50333467
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50333467

>>50329540
make her follow cover's mission statement

>> No.50333561

>>50333467
I'd be fucking scared to be alone in the office with Korosan

>> No.50335088

>>50329540
I personally have to suck dry her ready-to-burst milk reserves

>> No.50335167

>>50329540
Feed her meat, slap her every time she acts menhera

>> No.50335194

>>50329540
by feeding her meat.

>> No.50336102

>>50335194
Yeah, me

>> No.50336340

>>50329540
Feed her meat and make sure she cuts the veganism crap.

>> No.50336389

>>50335194
Ya, mine.

>> No.50338883

>>50329540
Not my friend

>> No.50339063

>>50335194
This but unironically. The brain of a vegan is malnourished and deranged.

>> No.50339464

>>50329540
She needs to read the Hololive Fan Guidelines or Fubuki needs to rape correct her to see that her viewers an fans are friends.

>> No.50339544

>>50331738
Me and my anti-alt

>> No.50342343

>>50329540
we can't. we are not her friends.

>> No.50342765

>>50329540
Just set the stream to 1080p you fucking retard

>> No.50343198
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50343198

Saplings. Improve yourselves and come home... Fubuki will be your friend.

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>>50329540
Well you need to end the problem and by problem I mean Eddy from the hit cartoon network series Ed, Edd & Eddy, you see Fauna seems to like this character a lot which is very odd because at the end of the show they all became friends but the fuck do I know.

>> No.50343652

Fauna is the most "fixed" Holomem in EN. Her only flaw is that she doesn't swear in karaokes. Also she sometimes says "eee" instead of "uuu" recently, and personally "eee" hurts my ears. Other than those two small things, she's doing really well :D

>> No.50343734

I can't fix her. I could if I wanted to but she hates me so why waste my time with someone who can't even pretend to be my friend for a couple of hours? Fucking bitch

>> No.50344004

Meat correction

>> No.50344025

>>50343734
Why would you want someone to pretend(lie) to be your friend when they can instead honestly be a fantastic entertainer for you and do her best to make you laugh? People can't comprehend every grain of rice on a beach, but they can still make really nice sand castles.

>> No.50344102

>>50344025
They're taking my money aren't they? This is equivalent to a kid watching sesame street then Elmo in the middle of the show starts sperging out about not being the kid's friend before telling mr noodles to suck his dick

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>>50329540

>> No.50348676

>>50344102
kek you're comparing yourself, an adult, to a child with limited mental capacity. get filtered retard

>> No.50348904

>>50329540
she's already perfect. even more perfect when she said she and saplings aren't friends, i would never want my vtuber to be friends with you faggots

>> No.50349086

>>50343652
>uuu
she stopped doing it when it was pointed out to her
i wonder why, changing your speech patterns takes effort

>> No.50350416
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>>50349086
First it was Uuuu
Now it's eeeeeee
Soon it's aaaaaa
Then it's iiiiiii
Finally she'll meditate and it'll be ooooooooooo
Vowelna, your awakening is soon.

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