/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Can we get a superchat cringe thread going?

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Why would you ever include how old you are in one of these?

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>>5014529
That's actually hillarious fuck that guy (0Redframe0) and people like him Skeleton got him though

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hey gura it's my birthday and MY DOG DIED LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>5014427
>The 40 year old virgin basement dweller chumbuddy meme is real
Kek

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Gura is sexy and she knows how sexy she is

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>>5014658
this is based though

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>>5014427
Gura skips both birthday begging SCs and reads the harden one kek

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>>5014856
kek this isn't cringe

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>>5014529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM3MqYbCcEA

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>>5014856
okay these were based

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>>5014658
holy shit

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>>5014658
Based beyond belief.

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>>5014658
this is supposed to be cringe superchats not based ones.

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>>5014427
Any type of SCs where you ask to stop the stream for your request will get ignored unless it's a smal chuuba.

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>>5016065
I bet mori despises that dad shit and regrets spawning it.

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>>5016391
I don't watch Mori so I don't know the lore, but why did "dad" become her thing? Is it because she sounds like a man?

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>>5017871
it's cause of her paper please stream, she was going emotional with the family thing and people started calling her dad.

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>>5017871
I think it started with Mori's readalong of "My dad is the queen of vtubers!?" when Mori is acting like the dad.

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>>5014856
>caught herpes from a circumcision
How does that even happen?
Did he got bitten by a rabbi ?

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Why is it always Gura who attracts these people

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>>5019257
She's the most popular so autists and ESLs flock to her

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>>5018047
This was after the papers please stream, that started all that.

Read >>5018046

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Super chats are cancer, I honestly wish they did not exist. Causes every stream to screech to a halt for some lame.

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>>5014909
yes it is, these people are not comedians and it shows.

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>>5019148
based schizo chama

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>>5019084
During a bris the rabbi is supposed to suck the cut foreskin off the baby

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>>5019411
>tfw you're dying in the back of an ambulance
>tfw live notification for oshi pops up

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>>5026319
God I laughed like the peafowl princess reading this

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>>5026319
And then you only send a $10 SC
Pitiful

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>>5027626
It was all man's had

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>>5017979
草

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>>5017979
>The dodo is dead for a good reason.
Gets me every time

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>>5014658
You guys say based but shit like this is what leads to tourists making drama threads

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Not a superchat but, does anybody have the chat of the creepy guy on Gura's chat?

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>>5014658
fucking lel

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>>5027904

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>>5014658
based usagi frees Palestine

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>>5028390
I wonder what his reaction was to Coco’s graduation

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>>5027904
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

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>>5028390
this mf spent over $3000 all for nothing lmao

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>>5019539
TFW that's literally the only Mori stream you watched live and you had no idea.

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>>5028299
>>5028390
this hurts to look at

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>>5015097
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM3MqYbCcEA
Pack it up boys. I never knew she actually read one of those.

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>>5029548
She unironically visits here. She just won't ever admit to it because every other site (including the now dead Tumblr) would howl and scream and curse her name if she was open about it

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>>5015097
>haha *splash*
Cute!

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>>5019411
dude is about to die and all he could donate was $10

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>>5017871
>>5018046
>>5019539
You fucking dipshits. It started with reading Queen of all Vtubers. She first read it back in December, MONTHS before Papers, Please. The fact it's been so fucking long people are mixing up when it started and just doing it without knowing is testament enough to why it should fucking die. 8 months. Kill yourselves.

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>>5029940
That's $10 USD tho, which means he had to keep enough to pay for a burger ambulance ride. Spoiler: they are not cheap. I'm surprised he still had $10.

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>>5019411
This is creepy more than cringe. What did he get involved in.

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>>5014529
>PHP
of fucking course

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>>5030103
I don't give a shit when it started, I only watch 5% of her streams, ksf deadbrap.

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>>5030710
Taiwan is sovereign NBA niggerfucker.

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>>5026319
people that superchat vtubers don't have loving families, may as well die watching Gura not read your message

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>>5019437
I WANT TO PUNCH THIS FUCKING FAGGOT.
HURR DURR SO IN-DEPTH I GRINDED RANKEDS WITH OBVIOUS META SHIT DERP HERP
FUCK THIS GAME, CALLI PLEASE DONT PLAY THIS

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>>5028702
How do you figure? He was giving her money to congratulate her. Do people expect something back for donating to these girls or are you just projecting?

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>>5017871
It's because they started calling Kiara mom like she's a mother hen, so it made sense to start calling Calli dad.

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>>5014658
Usagis are alright

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>>5027825

So? These jokes aren't for them, they're for us.

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>>5030110
Wait you have to even pay for the ambulance? Fucking burgers.

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>>5032889
Leaf here. Technically we have to pay for ambulance rides too, sometimes it's covered sometimes it's not.

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Do you still like Suisei even though she isn't very attractive irl?

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>>5028390
This guy probably already joined JSDF to murder the zhangs

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>>5032889
swede here we pay for ambulances too but it's just a small sum so retards don't call for ambulances when they can get there themselves

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>>5028390
Shit dude this isn't even cringe this is just a sad display

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>>5019778
its comedy to me

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>>5032889
If you have insurance, it can be covered. It depends on who owns the ambulance (serious) and what your insurance is like, if you even have it. Some municipalities/counties/whatever have local EMS. If you end up riding in a private ambulance, you best fucking hope you have amazing insurance.
Burger Benadryl (OTC Allergy Med, like cents per pill) is billed at $750 when administered by a hospital, you're surprised we have to pay for the ambulance ride?
We could've had universal healthcare a decade ago but half the country thinks they're just millionaires down on hard times and actively choose to shoot themselves in their faces.

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>>5019778
That spacha is extremely funny and you should kill yourself.

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>>5030757
> Implying im a bug
FUCKING KEK

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>>5031059
Someone weird enough to write all that (sincerely), yes they probably hope that somehow they’ll end up with the streamer IRL. Or he could some rich ass business man who is lonely and venting or even just trolling for attention, but I really doubt that is the case.

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>>5030839

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>>5014658
Why post this in a cringe thread?

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You people need copium

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>>5014427
This is enough money to take a woman out for a nice dinner and drinks.

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>>5032889
That's why people call an uber or lyft when they are dying instead of calling an ambulance.

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>>5014529
>virgin
>Chad

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>>5035432
it's not like he leaves his dark cave outside his work

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>>5035294
never noticed that guy's PFP is Madao. based.

this one still counts, right?

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>>5035376
>Onichan
Ayame...

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>>5034410
no it wasn't. sc are cancer, but somehow still worth more than you.

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>>5036047
>the reason that vtubing is a working business and thus vtubing exists, is cancer
So vtubing is cancer? You are not wrong

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>>5035294
fuck i was not expecting that sound
10/10

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>>5035293
>>5019411
Is this a common thing, to send a $10 superchat before you die?

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>>5035294
Is that widevoice Kiara?

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>>5035958
What does it say

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>>5030110
That's what we get for covering everyone's butts with that stupid NATO agreement and policing every single country in the world. Wish the president would just withdraw all our troops. I have pretty good insurance tho.

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>>5038706

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>>5036139
she actually does

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>>5014856
lmao

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>>5031075
retard, why even bother being wrong after the answer was already posted?
>>5030103
Braindead faggot kys.

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>>5039111
So he’s asking for her opinion on the doujin he made of her?

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>>5014427

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>>5031075
Goddamn I fucking hate you. You are the gayest fucking thing to ever burden this board with your existence. Seriously kill your fucking self, you pathetic sanitized fuckwad. Why are you even alive?!

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>>5039284
I think he's asking if it's fine to send them to her as presents, not sure

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>>5014658
username checks out. also basado.

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im honestly starting to respect vtuber more than they are given. How could they even live through all those cringes

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>>5036139
Grass

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>>5019636
what do you mean? Pretty much everyone in holoen ignore them and read them in separate stream.

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>>5039410
Not sure if I get it right but:
>Is it ok I make violent rape doujin of you Senchou?
>I guess it ok (anyway) since I use the money to send you gift
The guy is Mizuryu Kei.

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>>5040652
>>5039410
Honestly? I don’t see the problem here.

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>>5040030
I imagine the money attached to each helps.

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>>5039348
lol

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>>5039348
Holy kek

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>>5040030
I would gradly live through those cringes if they came with 10 to 100 bucks each

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>>5041580
This was me, I was wasted out my mind watching Amelia one night and thought it would be funny, it wasnt

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>>5042334
Oh, alcohol and stupid donos.
Name a better duo.

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>>5035293
>>5026319
Ok that was good ngl

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>>5035293
You know it's fake because no CO would bother talking to a pri, even during an attack

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>>5014427
Nothing will ever beat this to me

>>4339293

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>>5039348
Kims are fucking crazy

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>>5035376
Oh god I remember this one. Imagine being this spineless, just have some courage you pathetic retard

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>>5019148
doxbeats doxing now

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>>5041039
Google the name.

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I will probably never send a superchat since I am too scared I'll wind up in a thread like this and people will make fun of me...

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>>5048081
Nigger, just send a blank one.
Or, you know, don't go around dropping your spaghetti.

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>>5048081
Just act like a normal person. Don't try to offload your personal issues, don't get too close, just let your oshi know that you appreciate her and enjoy her content.

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>>5048081
Just send a blank one, or say something simple like “thanks for what you do” or “I love frogs”

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>>5048081
send a tongue twister

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>>5048238
I am not a normal person though. I honestly have no idea how normal people even act.

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>>5048302
Well they don’t usually say things like “thanks for helping me get over the death of my (insert loved one)” a simple thanks works, or like that other anon said, send a tongue twister.

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>>5048302
Google "how to act normal" and follow the instructions.

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>>5048081
Send hearts

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>>5048302
Just don't pour your heart out or talk about dead people/animals and you'll be most of the way there

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>>5046369
grab the dice and show them how

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>>5039348
I hope when I die my corpse is used as a "fuck you nigger" to mods at least somewhere online
based

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>>5019084
he didn't get rabies though

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>>5048081
Send a 50 SC chain of haikus about how you’re destined to be together and how you’ve started building a full scale anatomically correct love doll out of spaghetti.

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>>5048302
When in doubt backhanded compliments usually work well.

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>>5039348
I...

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>>5048859

1/30

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>>5049704
Only 30? What are you poor or just don’t want to show your dedication to your girl?

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>>5031075
thats pathetic, why would mori encourage it?

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>>5017979
this is hilarious, not cringe

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>>5039132
maybe because they have the same mama

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>>5042334
>This was me
prove it

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>>5054747
Holy shit, when did this happen?

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>>5028633
Harakiri

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>>5048728

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>>5059105
40 minutes ago.

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>>5054747
>it's real

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>>5054747
>ISRAEL

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>>5014529

Gura didn't react to the first but did react to the second

b-based?

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>>5060017
How can something so pathetic be so funny?

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>>5060017
P A R A S O C I A L

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>>5028299
Jesus fuck parasocial relationships truly are a bitch

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>>5040030
They’re showering them with money and all they have to do is play games/occasionally sing without ever showing their faces, would you really not do it as well if you could?

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>>5054747
what

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>>5048081
Are you really that stupid you actually think youre cringe as a given?
Damn

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>>5035958
I cant read that, it's all chinky and shit.

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>>5060618
I legit do. I am a profoundly retarded individual. Like I was in the special retard classes all through school and everything. It's honestly a miracle that I grew up to be a productive member of society and landed a decently paying job despite that, but I guess being smart never really correlated much to earning money in the first place.

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>>5040652
Is he really? That's a high profile name, as far as I'm aware.

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>>5061216
Yup. Was just an example people were passing around of how hard he used to simp before the yab.

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>>5014427
My favorite would have to be some retard called dodo that superchatted like 30 times to post his entire love letter poem to Gura

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>>5053331
How and why, I'd dox my YouTube and who would willingly fakebeing a drunk creep to amelia

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>>5039111
>a sexually violent adult tapestry
I'd buy that. Hang it on my wall.

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>>5061380
Based

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>>5040652
This is why you people are psychos

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>>5061380
>"Good luck!"

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>>5061721
Tht psycho makes some of the best porn in the world you double-nigger

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>>5039348
Holy fuck

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>>5062017
based, link to vid?

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>>5060140
well yeah, but to be fair that guy is either a turboautist or has some mental illness anyway. Him being parasocial prob doesn't help but I'd wager by how far he seems to be gone there's no hope for him anyway.

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>>5028299
Someone give me the skinny on this

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>>5062107
Oh yeah there’s clearly some other stuff going on with him, but parasocial relationships really have become a new plague, they’re really easy to get into if you don’t meet people much or feel lonely. Just take a look at some of the people posting on here and it shows.

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>>5028299
What's her stance on bullying?

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>>5014505
I always tell the girls I'm 56 years old and that my children hate me.

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>>5014529
The duality of man

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>>5062258
Parasocial relationships are getting to be a problem. I do respect it when streamers straight up say shit like “you know I’m not your friend right?” Because that line has to be enforced or people will try and cross it, habitually. The inverse is also bad, you get people like rushia and Watame who really do rely on their fanbase for emotional support and get a lot of their self esteem from these people they don't know from Adam. I get the feeling over the next few years therapists are going to see a lot more of it.

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>>5014856
Do Americans really?

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>>5014658
top fucking kek

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>>5041580
>>5042334
https://vocaroo.com/15NieZBNwdvV

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>>5062365
the last line saved this one

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>>5062258
But even then, the problem isn't necessarily the parasocial element but moreso the prolonged periods of loneliness which are harmful and unhealthy. I think the negative effects of parasocial interactions are largely overplayed. For every gachikoi you have how many normal fans and goslingposting is just a meme. Any interaction with a streamer is by definition parasocial. The problems come with excess as with most things.

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>>5062625
Lol this sounds like too, nice work bro

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>>5061483
Have you seen all his SCs? That guy is legit creepy as fuck

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didn't Reine sing birth day to some guy >>5014427 yesterday??

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>>5059825
yep she read the second one and laughed

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>>5061539
JUST DO IT

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>>5062625
based

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>>5063911
it's not uncommon for chuubas to say happy birthsday or even sing a bit desu

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Did this guy die or run out of money resently?

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>>5064527
He jumped on the NijiCHAD bandwagon

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>>5064527
>resently
No, he left when he saw your atrocious english

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>>5064527
these are the kind of comments that turn people into narcissists once the whole thing gets to their head

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>>5048302
Tell a joke or pun or something to get a laugh out of them.

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>>5065442
This is a good suggestion. Literally do anything except try and connect on a deeper emotional level. You like their content and want to support them, that’s great, but you’re not friends, the most you can do without coming off immensely creepy is just to say you really enjoy their streams, or that they made your day. And if you don’t know how to phrase that without sounding weird, God fucking help you, but maybe just don’t say anything.

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>>5028390
>This was posted on the Free chat room
I wish every schizo would do this

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>>5048302
drop some redpills

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>>5036139
there are two types of English plebs. This one and the other one who goes to small vtubers like Amagusu and tells them "Hi! I'm watching from Brazil!" SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE CARES SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPP

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>>5064982
I just want Haachama to step on me butt above that I really just want Haachama to be happy

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What's with bad SC and ARS?

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>>5054747
Holy shit is this real??

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>>5040030
If you actually remember how much hate Kiara gotten on her first month of stream.
She said something along the line of atleast pay to insult me or atleast they are paying to insult me

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>>5017979
Post dodo full poetry

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>>5054747
holy shit its real

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>>5066708
They can send akasupas for significantly less money than USD for example, so they get more room to shit up a stream. The trade off being, they have to live in a third world country.

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>>5068467
>They can send akasupas for significantly less money than USD
Fuck. Why wasn't I born in Argentina? I could make my oshi read my supas all day

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>>5054747
how do you even teach a cat to do that?

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>>5068506
but you will also be Argentinian and have monopoly fun money as your currency, not worth it.

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>>5068467
>The trade off being, they have to live in a third world country.
Most stream shitters use a vpn

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>>5068506

someone post the argie bro having a meltdown over scs

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>>5068467
But why ARS? There are like 3000 third world countries and it's the whitest one?

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>>5069532
best conversion rate, akasupas are about 8USD or 3 million runescape gold

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>>5015097
She really is a meme monster

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>>5028390
>someone translated all that

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>>5042334
I remember when that happened. Everyone thought it was a joke. At least it was a good laugh, bro.

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>>5061380
based

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>>5064527
>>5061380
yeah.

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>>5048728
You cheeky cunt

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>>5039348
KIARA I JUST GROUND MY GRANDMA'S REMAINS INTO POWDER LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

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>>5069590
>3 million runescape gold
Gold sells for like 0.40/m last time I saw

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>>5069590
>best conversion rate, akasupas are about 8USD
Wait, seriously? And all you need to do is send the supa via VPN?

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>>5070393
Thanks anon, I always get shit on in these threads for this so nice to hear someone understanding

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>>5069532
Oh newfagchama...

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>>5014529
for this one moment, I'm not ashamed of the Philippines

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>>5016065
okay nevemind, I hate the Philippines again.

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>>5054747
vod link?

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>>5068733
Argentinian here, can confirm. The upside is that having a shitty IT job overseas earning dollars makes you technically rich. Also Marine a best.

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>>5073451
>Argentinian here, can confirm.
>Also Marine a best
based argentinigger

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>>5014427
Is Adam Smith the kind of name a literal diagnosed autist would have or is it just me?

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>>5035294
>>5029548
>>5015097
Now Gura's can be a soundpost too. I couldn't use the better pic from >>5014529 but you faggots should save it. Pic is just the cropped thumbnail from that YouTube link, audio is the YouTube audio from the clip as is. Done.

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>>5073728
TFW now you need a "MY DOG" folder.

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>>5062269
Early and often

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>>5048081
Hate to bump a dogshit thread but I just wanted to say you're a faggot and I hope you languish in misery forever

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>>5017979
Didn't dodo prick make a response in the VODs comments saying gura "supported bullying"?

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>>5062208
Funny way to say "I didn't read through the whole thread
>>5017979

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>>5045529
Not even to shout, "Get your ass out here!"?

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>>5073832
Yes >>5028299

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>>5073812
well that anticlimactic and weak.

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>>5047925
Tell it here please.

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>>5068506
Happens a lot with everything that has a localized price in ARS, they don't want to rise the price every month even if our currency is worth less every fucking week. They usually update prices like every 6 months or something like that. I remember paying like 3 or 4 dollars for my WoW subscription for like a year (it's 15 USD for americans)

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>>5035293
AMOGUS

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>>5074690

Fuck you, I see it now.

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>>5035991
So the rrats are false?

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>>5014658
>>5019084
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brit_milah#Metzitzah

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>>5048081
I've never donated to anything but when I'm on my death bed I want to superchat with something so cringe it permeates v-tubing forever as a glowing example of what not to do. That will be my legacy.

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I want to send a SC to Nene having her tell me "You can do it anon" and/or "I believe in you;" concerning losing weight and becoming healthy. Basically I want a little extra motivation, an audio version of "Do it for her." Is there any way I don't come off as cringe/weird if I say I'm trying to become more healthy and exercise and I'd like her to say that?

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>>5079743
If you send it and actually lose weight it's not cringe. It would be ideal to do it without depending on a couple of words of a virtual girl you paid for, but if it really helps you, it's worth it. Also not giving a shit about what people on the internet think about you is a step in a healthy direction. You can do it Anon!

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>>5079682
I don't think anything you post will be worse than what's in this thread

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>>5042334
drunk sc are the only acceptable ones.

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>>5034281
>half the country thinks they're just millionaires down on hard times and actively choose to shoot themselves in their faces.
More accurately both your major political parties are funded by the medical organizations pricing things at such extortionate rates which is why trying to compete with any of these groups to exploit the massive amount of room you could undersell them is a legal nightmare.

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>>5026159
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>5079743
The fact that you are asking and care guarantees whatever you put could never be on the level of this thread.

All SCs are cringe at some level though, embrace it

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>>5032954
Yeah uhh... REAL leaf here. We DO NOT have to pay for ambulances. Hahaha quit larping faggot.

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>>5079743
It's relatively easier to lose weight than gain it, time wise. I once lost 30lbs in 30 days. Doing very little. It's all a mindset.
Maybe to make it less cringe, you can ask her to "never give up" meme.

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>>5079743
Just be vague then. say something like. "Hey gura, I'm doing my best out here, but I could use a little encouragement from my favorite shark."

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>>5017871
not really related but this one is funny to me
>calli, you sound so much like a man that it makes us mentally ill trannies feel better about ourselves
Poor calli...

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>>5079743
>Nene im a sad fat fuck with an asian women fetish, can you please say you want me to lose weight. Thanks.

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>>5030136
he pissed off the gangstalkers and they were knocking down his door as he sent that
>>5028390
BASED jp schizo

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>>5079743
It will be cringe, but if it helps you does it really matter?
If it did, make sure to tell her that it did!

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>>5089620
ignore me

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>>5036139
kusa

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>>5071307
Yeah, those horrible ARS SC are always burgers with VPN

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o

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>>5065684
Hi, hello from brazil

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>>5091018
don't underestimate ESL cringe

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>>5042334
I have only ever sent SC while absolutely blasted at 7AM after a night of drinking, and it's generally something really stupid like throwing $5 to say "rip" when the chuuba dies in a mildly amusing way.

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>>5054747
what, what am I looking at?

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>>5062208
He's not very skinny

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>>5047925
I know what he did but when it happened people were spreading that screencap around using it as proof that he was some creep who was going to murder Marine. It's honestly not any worse than all the shit that SEAfriends, Latinos and Americans send on a daily basis. Sure, "can I send you the violent rape doujin" is weird in any normal context but this is Hololive, we're talking about and besides, didn't she ask people to make something like that or she expressed that "non-consensual sex" was one of her fantasies or something.

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>>5089691
the rape autistic?

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>>5062365
Lmfao some of these can be funny

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>>5081640
This. People give presidents shit because they're a singular head of a nation but in the US, it's Congress that calls the shots. They are so corrupted by multinational lobbying(legal bribes) that what is good for the people is never considered. Big tech, big pharma/med, big ag, and big energy run America. Politicians are just their tools.

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>>5088215
It's simple to lose weight but it's not easy for most people. Most people, including me, have a weak mindset and weak will.

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>>5106513
>ma'am, I think I passed the monetary threshold required to get an answer to my question?

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>>5062017
Of course it's ARS...

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>>5106513
>I've given you like $30
I'm laughing so hard at this

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That one SC where the faggot told Watame(in Google translated Japanese) that she stopped him from committing suicide and made her cry

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>>5062341
based

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>>5072375
I remember seeing this live too, you sent like over 10 right? Don't think I've seen you superchat her since. For what it's worth, they gave me a good laugh back then. I had just gotten into Ame around then, so it's almost nostalgiac, really.

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>>511152
lol imagine living. fuckin' cringe

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>>5111523
>lul imagine living. fuckin' cringe

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>>5073728
better version

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>>5014427
I hope she ignored that.

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>>5064527
Just ask him on facebook, faggot.

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>>5114890
she didn't, that retard superchatted during her scarlet nexus shill stream, one where she isn't allowed to do something like read superchats or interact too much with the chat

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>>5114981
she did************ fucking typo retard brain of mine, goddamn I'm losing my mind

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>>5019257
she's a little anime girl played by some fat chick

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>>5014427
>34
>never once thought to maybe try and struggle free of the shitfest that is life

There's still time for him but somehow I feel like he's NGMI.

>>5014529
Kek. I think my dog is probably dying for real though.

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>>5048081
Maybe don't send one because it's a waste of money?

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>>5114981
>>5115014
Good. Idk how they can handle creepy ass shit like this.

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>>5114884
my "my dog" folder is pleased, great work anon

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>>5045529
Probably the 1SG

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>>5111523
I feel like it’s a bit mean to send that kind of shit to Watame, because you’ll definitely get an emotional reaction from her, it seems just like poking the bear to see what happens. And congrats you made a woman cry. Even if it’s true, keep that shit to yourself goddamn.

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>>5014427
Sent on Aruran's stream

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>>5115712
>Lesbionic
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my arm, and my leg, even my fingers. It's like they're all still here. I'm gonna make them give back our past.

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>>5014427
https://youtu.be/har-tYWmxPY
Here's a classic for you teammates

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how generous

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>>5032889
If you have to be taken anywhere in an ambulance without insurance you might as well jump out on the highway and try and kill yourself. 18k for a trip to the hospital is not a joke and they will try their best to collect. I've seen people with bones sticking out of their arms refuse an ambulance for this reason alone. And there are constantly stories of people who have been shot trying to walk to the hospital instead of taking an ambulance. Part of the reason it's so expensive is that a huge portion of medical treatment is emergency room visits by the ultra poor who don't care they're in even more debt. So the hospitals all lose money hand over fist because no insurance and no money to take from debt collection. They started charging 150 dollars for an Advil if you don't have insurance to try to make up the difference. That and also these private companies are all the greediest shitbags trying to exploit people who can't even refuse treatment. They lobby so much none of the Dems or repubs will ever do anything to actually help their constituents.

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Wait, you guys actually give money to these people? I thought this was all just an elaborate joke? You're just joking right?

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>>5111523
Doesnt Watame like that kind of SC? There was several times when she talked about personal stuff after reading some sad SC's

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>>5121864
If only you knew how bad things can get

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>>5122400
she's a sweet cotton candy sheep, very empathetic and kind. She once talked about her mom and gradma and it seemed very genuine.

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>>5028390
>donate like $3,000
>she fucking quits

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>>5122400
Why does watame attract the mentally ill and depressed