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which team are you on?

>> No.49964333

idort

>> No.49964373

hags but actually cakes

>> No.49964481

HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX!!

PLAP SLAP SMACK PLAP

OOOGHHHH!!

PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~

GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT!!!

PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP

UNNNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!

>> No.49964503

>>49964292
Hags. Specifically Botan

>> No.49964836

I'm a lolicon with a hag oshi,
this one >>49964503 specifically.

>> No.49966383
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>>49964292
I'm a zoomer, and I want a level 99 sex master hag to epically pwned me in bed with her ancient sex techniques.

>> No.49966573
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49966573

Lolibaba!

>> No.49969606

>>49966573
she was underage until last year you retard.

>> No.49969708

>>49964373
What did he mean by this.

>> No.49969756

>>49964292
Vei slur deflection thread

>> No.49969807

>>49964481
Based

>> No.49973038

>>49964292
Sauce for image?

>> No.49973187

>>49964836
Based.

>> No.49973958

>>49964292
hag pussy on my dick
zoomer pussy on my mouth
simple as.

>> No.49976379
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49976379

>>49964292

>> No.49979044
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49979044

The one that doesn't have flips.

>> No.49980375
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49980375

The one that can feed a family of 12

>> No.49980527
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>>49964292
Why not both?

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>>49964292
Zoomer, but barely

>> No.49980721
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49980721

this isn't even a debate

>> No.49980750
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>> No.49980759

>>49969708
he wants them only a little desperate

>> No.49980813

>>49964292
Zoomer

>> No.49980818

>>49964292
Hags all the way. Way better taste in media and they are funnier.

>> No.49980844

>>49964292
imagine not wanting to fuck both

>> No.49980904
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49980904

Give me the one that actually wants to have kids

>> No.49981042
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>>49980759
Well I mean hags cakes are better when they can protest "I'm not yet that old! no bully!".

>> No.49981107

Japanese hags>Japanese zoomers
Western zoomers>Western hags

Western women do this weird thing where they become less tolerable with age, while Japanese women learn to take themselves less seriously and get more fun.

>> No.49982402

>>49980721
all this image says to me is "both"

>> No.49982620

>>49964292
Hags are hard to beat. However, if you're a BaeRyS fan you get the best of both worlds.

>> No.49982852

Why you gotta insult both with those condescending terms? Anyone not fresh out of high school is a hag and anyone who's loud is a zoomer according to this place

>> No.49983975

>>49981107
western zoomers and western hags act literally the same
>>49982620
But neither of those are a hag? both are cakes
>>49982852
go back

>> No.49984124
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49984124

Botan duh

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>>49983975
>western zoomers and western hags act literally the same
Western zoomers have tight pussies and if a girl is a childish retard at 18 it's 'okay'. If a woman is a childish retard in her 30s someone fucked up really hard somewhere. Japanese women replace youthful pussy tightness with sexiness/allure. Western women are like "um you have to treat me like I'm as hot at 38 as I was at 18 or else you're a pedo chud!". Japanese women are under no illusion they're mogged body and face by younger girls so they try to make up for it with style and appealing to men. Japanese zoomer girls are just retarded whores. I would give a year of my life to go back in time and pound her pussy at her peak.

>> No.49985473

>>49982852
Go to your local university campus, take a history class and tell all the women it should be 'her story' then, you fucking simpy faggot.

>>49983975
>bae
>cake

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>>49964333
NO YOU DON'T

>> No.49985809
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>>49964292
I am a zoomer.
I explicitly only date older women because of how trash zoomer women are.

>> No.49985938

>>49964481
Accurate

>> No.49986883

2D, I hate real women so much

>> No.49987013

>>49966383
is this true to real life? is petra based now?

>> No.49987881

>>49987013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ4BVsB0SL8&t=5115s

>> No.49988922

>>49985809
From the thumbnail I thought this was an aged up gura.

>> No.49989648

Uoooooohhhh

>> No.49990100

>>49964292
hags but damn it why did you have to put the 2 vtubers i want to fuck the most as the OP pic?

>> No.49990730

>>49985438
>Western zoomers have tight pussies and if a girl is a childish retard at 18 it's 'okay'.
western zoomers already had a hundred bodycount when they reach 18

>> No.49991600
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49991600

>>49964292
Hags are just nicer and have better personalities the majority of the time, having been humbled by the force of nature and all. Becoming a hag chuba might be the closest thing to getting a second chance at being young and desirable again, and it's interesting to watch how they take to it

>> No.49992449

>>49991600
i love her so much bros...

>> No.49993718

>>49964292
Whether it’s a hag or zoomer, it should be illegal for women to shave their pubes bare
Even a little bit of bush makes it more inviting

>> No.49993862

>>49993718
I used to disagree with you, but nowadays I think this is one of the most based opinions I've ever seen

>> No.49994073

>>49981107
This
Got indirectly laughed at by some JP exchange student zoomers in a ramen place once near where I live cause of my chopstick skills, they were all “look, he sucks so hard, even a baby could do better” cause they thought I couldn’t understand
Shot them a look and told them in JP “why don’t you teach me then”
Shut them up real quick, though one of their friends passed me her LINE after a bunch of them left, she said she really loves direct western guys and liked how I spoke JP, corrected her later that week
Got to put zoomers in their place in and out of bed

>> No.49994125

>>49994073
things that never happened

>> No.49994187

>>49993862
There was a study done once and more than 70 percent of japanese women don’t shave cause of the holdover from the Edo period of when it was sacred to keep pubes, and also cause of society
Most just do a landing strip at minimum to fit in with everyone else

>> No.49994294

>>49964481
Well Articulated.

>> No.49994318

>>49994125
It actually did, last week
If people got /out/ more and were brave things would happen
I’ve made friends and dated lots of JP students where I live, there’s a japanese school nearby and I know a lot of the older women teachers cause we share the same hangout spot on lunch break
Got serious with one but she had to move back to JP, looked a lot like Mio’s rm

>> No.49994860 [DELETED] 

>>49964292
Time marches on, all zoomers will become hags inevitably
Here’s who will ripen soon
Subaru (1 month)
Shiina (2 months)
Pomu (3 months)
Ina (3 months)
Yorumi Rena (6 months)
Pekora (next year)
Towa (next year)

>> No.49994933

>>49990730
>western zoomers already had a hundred bodycount when they reach 18
Zoomers have less sex than Millenials had at the same age.

>> No.49995285

>>49993718
I wanna nuzzle my oshi’s fat bush with my face as I eat her out

>> No.49995346

mindbreak fucking zoomers
passionate child making with hags

>> No.49995601

>>49964292
Both are good in their own ways
In time we’ll all find the right one for us

>> No.49995648

What's the point? I won't be able to get either anyways.

>> No.49995683

>>49982402
they're both hags tho?

>> No.49995750

>>49995346
Checks out, Chloe is a zoomer and super into really hard bondage

>> No.49995924

>>49995750
and hypnosis

>> No.49995974

>>49993718
The right opinion.

>> No.49996056

>>49994318
You can just post proof anon.

>> No.49996127

>>49964292
hags

>> No.49996265

The only Zoomer that activates my need to breed is the rat.
Meanwhile every hag awakens something primal in my bones. The desire to impregnate and raise a family before their eggs all but dry up.

>> No.49996290

>>49994318
no it didn't

>> No.49996350

The only heterosexual answer is both

>> No.49996469

>>49964292
hags are overrated on this board.

>> No.49996536

>>49964292
cakes

>> No.49996718

>>49964292
UOHs

>> No.49996736

A 30+ year old woman pretending to be a high school girl is seriously erotic.

>> No.49996841

>>49996469
Same for cunny
Cake is where it’s at

>> No.49996900

>>49964292
I wanna fuck them both so hard they squirt like a fountain all over my dick

>> No.49997727

>>49973958
Zoomers get wrecked up the butt
Hags get bred in the pussy
Once a zoomer becomes a hag they’ll enjoy getting bred, until then it’s anal only

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>>49991600
cheaky hag needs pregnation

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>>49994860
this one is currently baking

>> No.49998162

>>49996469
cakes>hags>teens>cunny

>> No.49998815

>>49994318
I believe you anon, well done and good job with life.

>> No.50001902
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50001902

Please tell me all about YOUR experience with hags so that I can be here doing one arm towel pullups while seething with jealousy.

>> No.50002132

>>49996469
anyone who uses the term "overrated" in any capacity should be shot

>> No.50004427
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50004427

Hag supremacy.

>> No.50004784 [DELETED] 

>>49964481
Shitpost, reported.

>> No.50005198
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I don't really know about hags or zoomers. In my asinine opinion, you need to work on bettering yourself and understanding your flaws and physical/psychological/emotional shortcomings as a man. Example: Are you angry at certain things cause you want certain things to stay the same? Or are you angry cause there are certain aspects of society you want to change, yet there are other aspects you want to keep the same.

Anyways, I don't know. I'm just rambling cause I had this thought in my head. Plus I realized I just want a relationship mainly cause I think it would bring me happiness, when in reality it wouldn't.

>> No.50005493

>>50001902
I had a tender sexual relationship with a JP hag a few years ago

>> No.50006336

All rise for the honoroable judge Anon Ymous, we will now present case 42069 of Zoomer and /uoh/ Incorporated vs /hag/
You may state your case

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>>50006336
HAG SEX, your honor.

>> No.50007812

Is there such thing as a reverse lolibaba?

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>>50006336
Hags, Hags, and Hags. Sex. Hag Sex. Sex Hags. Therefore Hags.

I rest my case.

>> No.50009100

>>49964292
Hags, all the zoomers i like went menhera.

>> No.50009367

>>49985809
I wish I was the water she bathes in...

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>>50009367
I wanna be the water that Noraneko bathes in
also cause she likes to fart and piss in the tub
Shame we don’t know her age

>> No.50010098

>>50009774
The more I find out about this woman the more I want to have strange and disgusting sex with her.

>> No.50010148

>>50010098
imagine deepthroating her after she dislocates her jaw

>> No.50010270

>>50010098
She literally shitted on stream and admitted that she farts on people behind her on the escalator
Also she almost gave her nipples necrosis due to using clothespins once
She’s best friends with Fumi who’s a Gunpla otaku too
She’s got the hot crazy kind of autismo, the total opposite of Aqua

>> No.50010367

>>50010270
Sounds like the girl you fuck once and then your dick falls off lmao

>> No.50010692

>>49964292
Brats, and it's not even close.

>> No.50011003

ZOOMER HAAAAAAAAAAAGSSSS

>> No.50011012

Hags.

>> No.50011081

>>49985809
As a millenial I unironically feel bad for your generation, so many guys are going to think they are asexual or some shit because they spend their life surrounded by terrible women who do all they can to look unappealing.

>> No.50011441
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>>49964292
I'm on team 1million year old cunny hag

>> No.50011793

>>50011441
lolibaba is the true patrician choice

>> No.50013174

>>49994318
>If people got /out/ more and were brave things would happen
Just b yourself literally doesn't work in a country where you have infinite liability if someone decides to call the cops on you for some banal reason.

>> No.50013267

>>49996469
Women and sex in general is overrated.

>> No.50013326

>>49996736
This is a man of culture.

>> No.50013425

>>50011081
What's really crazy is that 6 years ago in college I always assumed I'd end up with a much younger woman, but much younger women look like dumpster fires now. It's shocking how bad women got in a span of about 3 years and how they just stayed in that bad spot.

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>>49964292
Hags>>>

>> No.50016012

>>49996841
>>49998162
>>50004427
"cake" should go up to 31. (December has 31 days.)

>> No.50016440

>>50013425
What's more shocking is how they somehow look worse than women older than them. Young women looking bad is one thing, somehow being more broken and fucked up than people who have atleast a decade on you is straight up horrifying. This is before we even get into how much regret there will be over tattoos and how poorly they will age. As a guy I remember when tribal tattoos were all the rage, they didn't age well.

>> No.50016875

>>49994933
Only men, Women have sex all the time.

>> No.50016920

>>50011793
Except Laplus is just a loli. Do your reps fag

>> No.50017421

>>50002132
>>50004427
too many people here like older women just because of a few standout examples. they are great in spite of their age, not because of it.

>> No.50017774
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>>49964292
Hags.

As a 30 year old boomer, I can't relate to zoomers at all. Even my coworkers who are only 6-7 years younger than me have grown up in a completely different world than I did.

>> No.50017883

>>50017421
I lost my virginity to someone 5 years older than me. I don't think I can go back and by age differences between the marriages in my family I think hag lust in genetic. I'm also in my 30's so it's more like I'm just conventionally attracted to the people around my age range.

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50017916

haggu a bestu

>> No.50018101

>>50016875
This isn't true, and would only even work if there was a sharp increase in lesbian sex. For all other kinds of sex you'll need a man.

>> No.50018125

>>49964292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=327j4dlsE6I

>> No.50018268

>>50018101
Dude, you're delusional lmao

>> No.50018368

>>50017916
(pic not related.)

>> No.50018422

As an ojisan I only lust after hags. Zoomers generally have the personality of a log. Bring me Marine, Korone, Botan and Lui.

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50019067

*unhags your hag*

>> No.50019438

If she's older than half my age then she's too old for me.

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>>50004427

>> No.50022192

>>49964292
I'm on team Would.

>> No.50023519
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50023519

how is it that hags just do it better bros?

>> No.50023640

>>49964481
ZOOMER AND HAG SEX ZOOMER AND HAG SEX ZOOMER AND HAG SEX!!

PLAP SLAP SMACK PLAP

OOOGHHHH!!

PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~

GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT!!!

PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP

UNNNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!

>> No.50024804

>>49980904
Ruirui...

>> No.50025123
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>>50018101
I've heard this before and it stems from a misunderstanding. It is possible and doesn't require lesbians, all it requires is multiple women to have sex with the same man.
for example If one man sleeps with five women, I suppose technically the men and women have had the same *amount* of sex, but less men have had sex. five women had sex and only one man had sex (five times).

>> No.50025273

>>50023519
Pochi my love...

>> No.50025431

I like both and I have liked both, it's not that I have a preference.
However hags are a safer bet. Usually with hags you know what you get. They are more mature, stable, have already gone through enough life experience that they know who they are and what they want to be, they are grateful for what they do and their commitment is backed by stronger ethics and conviction.
Young girls on the other hand are more prone to changing their mind, to have let's say character development and decide they are bored with what they were doing or now regret what they did and can have sudden changes of heart, with a young girl you are taking a gamble and hoping she doesn't have a menhera moment one day and decides to self sabotage or do something stupid, they take shit less seriously and often for granted and are more willing to throw it all away.

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>>49964292
hag for impregnation
zoomer for friendship

>> No.50030725

>>49966383
damn

>> No.50033475

>>50001902
i almost had sex with a hag at my work

>> No.50036752

>>49964292
cake

>> No.50040644

>>49969606
That would explain a lot

>> No.50044388

>>49964292
the side with the biggest tits

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