/rrat/ - Hakos Baelz

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>Main links
>Previous Stream:
Unarchived karaoke at 3 am
STREAM PSYCHO https://youtu.be/xnX8Lk-iSCo

>Free chat/current schedule:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=197OEpjj8RI

>Stream doof doofs
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcPAszg2ItaGAkxKIUiTTtgekfmgMmmEQ

>Merch (Limited):
PC Case: https://hyte.com/store/hakos-baelz-y60-case-deskpad-bundle/
Official: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?open=talent&q= "Talent_ハコス・ベールズ"
Geek Jack: https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/hakos-baelz
CouncilRys swag: https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en

>Bae's Twitter:
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz
https://twitter.com/hashtag/enterbaelz
https://twitter.com/hashtag/MADDOOFS
https://twitter.com/hashtag/YABAEL

>Where can I find arts?
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/hashtag/BaelzBrush
https://twitter.com/hashtag/ベーアート
Danbooru: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=hakos_baelz
Pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/ハコス・ベールズ/artworks
Azure-gallery: https://azure-gallery.net/illusts?query=vtuber%3Aハコス・ベールズ

>Getting Started
Bae Guide: https://rentry.org/s9fnh
Streams Guide: https://rentry.org/pfzyc
Twitter Spaces: https://rentry.org/hs7p4
Season Box Arts: https://files.catbox.moe/lsrvff.png

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oh za bread

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>>49890099
Brat your previous thread link...

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>>49890458
previous thread was lost in the gay war..im sorry anon

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I like this op pic

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>have a shit sleep sched
>still miss and sleep over unarchived karaoke
AIIIEEEE BAEEEEE i really hope she fixes her sleep sched again tho

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I'm not sure how I feel about that karaoke.
It made feel uncomfortable?

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>1 day after members stream asking how she can give back more to us
>get a super cute members blog post
>2 days after
>get a super cute late night guerilla karaoke

she loves us...

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>>49891835
She loves us until we tell her to you know, not self destruct and go to sleep. Then Mumei showed up so she probably didnt get sleep at all

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>49891835
lewd pic!

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>>49891990
That's just a friendly rat expressing her love with a heart emote, nothing lewd about it

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Bread!

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>>49891835
Hakotan cute!

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I hope Bae doesn't get in trouble for yesterday
If anything, management should get in trouble for not locking down their discords and google drive stuff better

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Lets keep timelooping it so we invoke the wrath of god

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New bread!
Also, look at this!

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>>49892909
Holy shit how long did it take you to make that?

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>>49892909
KINO
great work brat

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>>49893047
>>49893106
Wait, shit. I'm a moron.
Now, look at this!

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>>49893179
Uhh.... I take back everything I said

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>>49893179
kino

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>>49893179
Why have you brought this into the world

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>>49893179
Absolute kino

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>>49893221
>>49893256
I had the idea, but my sister helped me execute pretty much most of it.
>>49893220
>>49893304
Heyyy, there's nothing wrong with it. Right?

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>>49893487
Is your sister cute?

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>>49893179

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>>49893791
Hey now, don't say that. It's wrong to take the girl of your bros

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Bae has yet to elaborate on 7 soups

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>>49894083
IM GONNA FUCK HIS MOM THEN

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>>49894135
I need to know, it's keeping me up at night...

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>>49893791
She has a bf, regrettably.
>>49894144
And my mom has my father, so you're out of luck.

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>>49894514
>regrettably

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>>49894514
>regrettably
And it's not you? you failed as a brother...

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>>49894624
>>49894749
I just don't liker her taste in bf's. I guess in a way I did fail.

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soon.....

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sex with the rat's feet

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>>49897138
this guy gets it

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>>49897979
rat toes my beloved..

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>try star rail
>is amazing
>bae will love it
>Cover doesnt like it
man imagine her reaction at the Cocolia fight when the chorus drops

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>>49898503
what the fuck is star rail that sounds like a weird drug

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Someone save the karaoke.

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>>49898585
honkai star rail, the new mihoyo RPG. you dont need to play the bad honkai for it, which is a plus.
Like, call me a shill i dont care, this game fucks hard. Not even a genshin fan since that didnt grab me, but im genuinely addicted to this one

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>>49898664
>>49881300

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>>49898503
yeah its pretty amazing. Imagine her picking the smug roleplay options and getting scolded by march
>>49898585
Gacha RPG that has a system similar to persona. Hell im wondering if she already installed it

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>>49898703
Ah, I see. Don't really follow mihoyo stuff since I didn't like either genshin or honkai impact but I'll give star rail just because you say it's good and I trust your opinion

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>>49898857
its great. it has a lot of options to fuck around with the dialogue and the writing is super fun, specially on the main trio
one of those games where i suggest you go and smell all the flowers as you play it

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>>49898703
Is it gonna give my data to the CCP like genshin?

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>>49899017

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>>49899017
if you are using google or a phone then the rice warriors already know if your feng shui is corrupted or auspicious

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>>49899083
This venerable transcendental elder will punish this little one for knowing too much..!

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>>49899083
Well to them I say 我爱我的老鼠

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>>49899213
good luck tiger of the northern heavenly gate, im behind 4 jade amulets

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>>49898503
it didnt vibe with me since its an rpg but damn if i didnt smile at the characters messaging you daily

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Bae will be late

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>>49899753
don't jinx it

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>>49899753
Understandable, she's gonna have to do a lot of masturbating to recover from that karaoke

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Chances Bae is currently awake?

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Is it weird that I wanna have like a normal ass talk with yayoi? Like just wanna talk with him over a beer or something he seems like a cool dude

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>>49900619
i just finished pumping her so no chance
>>49900673
he's bizarre enough that i also want to talk to him. He's both a weird gachikoi but also somehow an interesting fellow

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SHE HATES US I KNEW IT

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>>49900673
I'm probably on the opposite end of the spectrum, I find him to be a little too weird to ever want to get within 20 feet of him. He just kinda makes my skin crawl a bit

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>>49900673
Considering what his job js, his nationality and the amount of $ he drops on Bae, no, I'd say it wouldn't. I'm kind of interested in him as well.

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TELLY

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RAT ON TELLY

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https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1660450967459074048

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>>49901026
nice

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Back hurt..no...

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Is it bad if I stick around for the pregame zatsu then leave in 10mins or so? I don't want YT to think I'm giving Bae poor retention but I'm also a busy guy and her streams line up perfectly with my daily meetings at work

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nature ryona rrat...

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I'm sorry but I am officially a Bae anti. I hate her.

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>>49901128
Wouldn't it be just better to watch the archive if that's the case? Or watch the pregame zatsu in a private tab.

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>40 dllrs on my steam
lmao

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...omfg I went to bed right after the collab....wtf did I miss?

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>>49901218
But I like listening to Bae before my meetings... there's also no guarantee that I'll catch the VOD given my backlog

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You heard it here first folks: Peppa Pig, GOTY.

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>>49901271
brat... you missed like a 3 hour guerilla unhinged karaoke while bae couldn't sleep...

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>>49901271
missed a karaoke.
>>49881300

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There's different audio options?

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>>49901322
Why couldn't she sleep? Did the 'yab' have her that worried?

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unironically watching peppa pig dubbed is good if you want to learn another language

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At least she's playing a game for her age.

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SHE FINALLY NOTICED HOLY SHIT

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>British rat ain't it
Bae...

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>>49901282
Then do what I said and watch it in a private tab, then at least it won't be tied to your actual account, where all your stats for videos/streams watched are (and also membership(s) and supahs).

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>british game
>pirate hat
xd

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After so much time, Bae has finally read one of my comments again. I feel blessed.

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somebody got a torrent of the karaoke last night?

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Is this the Sonic Forces of the Peppa Pig franchise?

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>>49901363
>>49901779

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bros.. is this a childrens hame?

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PAPA RAT ON THE TELLY

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This is gonna be one of those games huh

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this game is oddly endearing, maybe im a kid too
>>49901907
hey man, as someone who grew up without a mother, screw you

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>anerat wears glasses
Hot

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>>49901322
>>49901363
....thank you...much as I enjoy MOAR RAT, I can't stand it when people do unarchived, unannounced streams

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I want to cum on anerat's glasses

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>Soccer
I can fix her...

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>>49902055
I feel you man, I'd be pissed if I missed a stream while I was snoozing too that's what happened during the start of the jp arc...

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British? Where does milord fit in this family?

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I cant believe I'm watching Peppa Pig the videogame goddamnit bae

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>The pirate flag only appears as the default if you pirated the game
YAB

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>Can't build
>Can't defend
Bros, this paparat is an imposter!

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Jesus christ I got scared for a second. I heard seamen as something else.

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>>49902152
Middlesex County?

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this bitch is rratarded

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>making the neighborhoods wait
Bae...

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>>49902484
The neighbors can wait the rrat is gaming

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>>49901446
It was hard enough to explain to my mom why was I watching sailor moon she already thinks im gay and retarded im not watching peppa pig

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QUASO

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I think there is something else that Germany is known for..

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>that map
my fucking sides.

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>>49902566
Okay, but are you not a bit homosexual and retarded?

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Peppa's voice is so fucking annoying, holy shit.

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AHOY?

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>>49902784
m-maybe

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>Allowing a child to go on an international trip with complete strangers
Paparat doesn't seem like a very responsible parent

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The cucktent is boring...

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Ok kids you're all going on a cruise ship to a exclusive trip to a billonare's island

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>play with peppa in the room

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>papa rat was always an architect
Oho?

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>Papa rat was always an architect
Holy shit.

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>can hang out with Peppa all day
man i would have killed to have A DEADLY ALLIANCE as a kid

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>>49903209
saw it coming

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>>49903209
You had a hard life...

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HOMP NOM NOM NOM NOM
HOMP NOM NOM NOM NOM
HOMP NOM NOM NOM NOM

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Bae is finally playing an age-appropriate game, nice! I wonder what she's playing tomorrow?

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Man why am i laughing like an actual retard at these scenarios.
>Sit with peppa in the couch
>dissasociate from reality

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>>49903426
kek

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>can i take your toy home
Bae.. I know someone stole your Pokemon Ruby but you don't need to get revenge on Peppa Pig..

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Serious question
were the visuals drawn by children?

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>>49903540
That would have made it better but no

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THE SHIT

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>>49903540
So i mentioned last thread that i kinda study things related to this
peppa pig is meant to look like something your kid scribbles, both to be more relatable and to be as easy to mass produce as it can be. Its really interesting how every single aspect of it its accounted for

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>this is set in England?

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this is a stream wherein bae makes fun of a small autistic child and i couldn't be happier. for the content and for bae.

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peppa is a doxxer...

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>>49903727
she's projecting

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FRIENDTARO DOXX

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the little Kangaroo sounds like Sana...

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No one wants to go to the Sydney Opera House?

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>>49903848
who the fuck likes Opera in this day and age?

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this is fucking great lmao

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>>49903576
>>49903646
Thanks

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>>49903848
It's a tourist trap

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>i love the outback
Sais no one ever

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Surprised the tree didn't burst into flames

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Wait, do they have Platypus in Australia?

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>>49904138
Anon...they only live in Australia

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>>49904138

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>>49904138
Anon?

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This is a very clean Australian beach

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>>49904138
please say sike

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We PLUNDERING

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>>49904196
>>49904198
>>49904218
>>49904258
Gomen, I thought they were also from other countries. I blame Phineas and Ferb.

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>>49904370
Well it IS a british game!

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>>49904377
Isn't the first line of the perry song "australian mammal of action" or something like that?

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>>49904138
Platypi aren't real it's a hoax

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Is this game just how the British see the rest of the world...?

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L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

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oui pp

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who is in that paris place?

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>>49904808

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>>49904831
NIGRYS?

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i cooka da pizza

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aaaay peppa im working heeeere

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London definitely has the rat family right?

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this is innacurate. where is the fat guy called aldo working on a motorcycle?

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The accents in this are fucking hilarious

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No basil on pizza?!! The fuck is this?!

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>>49905203
peppa confirmed to be a dirty italian american and not a real bambino

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Is this the first game where bae hasn't struggled with the mechanics...?

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holy shit jojo reference!
please stop bullyng daddy pig

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Peppa is going to go on a break because her fish died..

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A FAT FUCK

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god i almost blew a gasket laughing at the stupid fat fuck
why is peppa pig so kino bros

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why don't they come to argentina? We have our own peppa here!

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>>49905622

>>49905716
damn i thought it was gonna be a zamba o gaturro screen

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Of course there's MORE effort put into London

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>>49905662
Screw the Barbie Watchalong. Peppa Pig Watchalong when!?

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Liz...

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>>49905716
>>49905770
we have too many spics here

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>>49905770
zamba es un paraguayo de mierda inmigrante con olor a chipa negro hijo de puta raja de aca flaco que te haces el nacionalista con san martin flaco raja juira

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QUEEN DOXXED

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The Queen is ALIVE?!

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>>49905716
Chupa pig? Chupa esta

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>the queen is human
What

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This wasn't needed in the game

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>>49905950
WRONG

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>Queen Elizabeth is alive
>She's the only human in a world populated by animals
Did Queen Elizabeth get isekai'd?

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>>49905895
SOMEONE CALL THE SCOTS
>>49905940
i cna imagine the queen seething because they drew her as an animal kek
>>49905950
peppa is a good bong

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bae was so amused by the queen. I guess she can't ignore her background as a citizen of the commonwealth.

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>>49905980
good for content yeah
but for a kids game not really

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>>49906053
i mean like it or not, its a bri'sh game and they are still crazy for them king and queens

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HOLY FUCK, YOUR MAJESTY?!

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orz
i kneel your majesty

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The Queen wanted to end her life like Diana's

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i was gonna comment how this game is just a sidescroller full of cutscenes, then i remember 13 sentinels is the same and i fucking love that game

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HOLY SHIT

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MY FUCKIGN SIDES

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Bae.....

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LIZ LOVE
I wasn't ready holy shit.

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HOLY SHIT LMFAO

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The Queen didn't have a puddle loicense..

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>>49906344
13 sentinel was a good fucking game, and actually had some gameplay sentry spamming

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The fuck is that New Yorker accent?

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You now remember the mass Boston accent confusion of debut Bae

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The rabbit talks like joe pesci

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A fucking pigger

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I question this geography of New York City

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>george is a dino autist

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>>49906946
Thankfully. At least it's not trains.

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>no dinosaurs
IT'S CALLED THE MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY YOU BRITISH FUCKS

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>mommy is falled frau

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brats.. your oshi..

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AAAAAAAAH I WANNA VISIT GERMANY AND THEN GO TO AUSTRIA AND SUCK KIARA'S BIG FAT MILKERS

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>where did that milk come from
Yeah me

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bae is a cute pig...

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>german train
>to the "theme park"

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new fetish

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AHHHHH HER LITTLE SNORTS ARE SO CUTE

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Do germans even believe in Santa, I thought they had Mëlta Jürgen or something

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>>49906971
Hey, at least train autists got a VN and a song https://youtu.be/LJ9vkt7BHYI

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NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY! DONT GO INTO THE CATALOG!

>OH MEIN GOTT, IS FULL OF ZE RRATENBAITEN

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>>49907558

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>barça
Oh no

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>>49907558
More like Ze RRatalog!

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>bae speaking spanish
aah.... my heart....

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I'm the one who said "bae, please snort for us" and I must say I would mating press this little pig without hesitation

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>futbol
Okay, I like this game now

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Bae is really into this pig roleplay huh
marine..what did you teach her..

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>You blew the windmill very well

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>>49907900
>the more you hold, the more you blow

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Bae's snorts are making me feel things...

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I want to make Bae into a masochist pig bros...

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>>49907964
>The longer I'd stall
>The further I'd crawl
>The further I'd crawl
>The harder I'd fall
>I was crawlin into the fire

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She actually got the pronunciation of Señor right one of those times. Almost sounded natural.

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>>49908005
>>49908045
i fucking hate nose hooks but bae doing these snorts has me actually going hard

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>football
>in the beach
no.

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>football no soccer
i love this game now!

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH MY EGOOOOOOOO

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>>49907964
>The more you blow the better you feel

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>fat guy as the goalkeeper
they get it...

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ANKARA MESSI
ANKARA MESSI
MESSIMESSIMESSIMESSI VMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSI

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messi in shambles

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I love this snorting rat.

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please be like a brown pig or something in paris please

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MESSI

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>>49908258
>Raichi got his time in the sun
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY EGO IS GETTING STRONGER

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that eiffel tower looking kinda phalic

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>>49908480
I always believed in the duel master's sexy football

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>>49908478
>filename
why would you say that

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>>49908560
Because that's what your countrymen called him until 2021 and 2022.

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>>49908502
now we just need monkey nigga and more Jubei.
either that or unironic buddha be praised plays

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>>49908656
That's what RETARDS called him maybe

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>>49908718
you cant deny he was a choker for the most part of his international career...

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>>49908747
Seguro sos de all boys o algo asi y nunca tocaste una pelota en tu vida hdp no tenes idea de lo que hablas

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>>49908747
i dont want to derail but its hard to not be a ''choker'' when half of the world developed countermeasures to stop you from doing midget magic.
besides, from half of his international carreer his teams were either lackluster or hyperfocused in playing around him. Argies won this last world cup because the entire team had really strong players, instead of messi and his goons

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>>49908747
Pretty sure they called him pecho frio because he always played better while in the Barça, and never won anything with Argentina until recently.

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PAPA PIG NOOOOOOOOO

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So, /rrat/, who was in Paris?

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>You never see Papa Pig again after that
Holy shit, two deaths in one game

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>>49909029

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>>49908877
this >>49908965
they called him that and compared him to Maradona, retards said that he didn't care for the national team and that he didn't perform as good when it's just not true, messi needs at least 3 dudes on top of him always

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>>49909029
hold on let me access the mainframe

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>>49909068
>messi needs at least 3 dudes on top of him always
Dude, you don't need to call out his sexuality

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This is pretty dark humor for bae
not complaining

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>It's still going

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>>49909155
well she did go to paris

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She's ballin

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>zatsu and superchat
Nice

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Pigs eat carrots?

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>your child just spent 50 thousand dollars traveling the world, you have to pay

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Holy shit the peppa must Die mode got unlocked!

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I swear to god i hear pippa instead of peppa i think my brain is fucked

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> Dan Schneider ending
Thats rough buddy

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>>49909559
Dan “Hold her tighter” Schneider.
Dan “Cum inside ‘er” Schneider.
Dan “She’s a fighter” Schneider.
Dan “Child rider” Schneider.
Dan “Cheek divider” Schneider.
Dan “Open wider” Schneider.
Dan “Hymen collider” Schneider.
Dan “Starlet sodomizer” Schneider.
Dan “Coochie slider” Schneider.
Dan “Toe inspirer“ Schneider.
Dan “Minor acquirer” Schneider.
Dan "suck the Dick or get out of Nick" Schiender
Dan “Pedophiler” Schneider.
Dan “Restraining order requirer” Schneider.
Dan “Felony multiplier” Schneider.
Dan “Avid moisturizer” Schneider.

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https://twitter.com/BlaParky/status/1660488029885300737
kek

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man i jsut fucking know this is a brit's in-joke for scots

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>>49909536
Ngl my brain turned to pudding back in Italy...

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This potato looks like he touches kids

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>>49909762
that's fucking great

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THIS FUCKING RABBIT

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PEKOLAND ASSASINS

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>i eat naughty carrots for breakfast
BOTH MISS RABBITS ARE WHORES

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WTF IS HAPPENING

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WHAT'S THE JOKE?!

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i feel like i just woke up from a drug induced comma

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they are abusing the children!

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>>49910190
The joke is that I now want to be in a menage a troi with Rabbit and Lapin.

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>>49910190
Children have to catch naughty "carrots", but they're too much, so they need the adult to take care of the surplus of "carrots".

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LONG LIVE THE QUEEN

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holy kek

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>Another tonal whiplash by bringing up the queen's death again

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RATE THE GAME

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>>49890099
what was that weird noise?

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>>49910344
50 DOLLARY DOOS?!

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bae's gone!

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50?!?!

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>>49910344
unironically pretty good for dumb kiddos but way too xpensive

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>>49910350
The deafening silence paying tribute to Queen Lizzie.

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I am so sorry for doubting you choice in games, Bae

This was fucking kino

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>>49910344
SNORT/10
I actually had fun. Not sure I'd have fun playing it myself, but it was entertaining to watch someone else do so.
It costs too much tho. What the hell? $50 dollarydoos for not even a 3 hour game?

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>>49910344
Pure kino

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>>49910344
Unhinged Queen/10

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>>49910344
rip liz
cars hate!
peppa hate!
dan schneider hate!
bae love!

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>>49910344
Fish and liz love / 10

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>moom was the reason Bae couldn't sleep in the first place
THE TWIST

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I'll go to sleep now, matanene brrats

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HOLY SHIT THEY WATCHED THE ROOM

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>>49910344
Bae will never snort after this stream ever again.../10

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Bae watches The Room with Moom lmao

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Oh man now I'm wishing Bae did a watchalong of The Room.

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No watchalong of the Room but if Moom cheered her up then that's good.

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This just made me realize how much I'd love a Fatal Deviation watch along

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>>49910344
Im wired and on edge, didnt sleep much and have to catch such an early flight but this stream managed to ease my nerves a lot

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>Bae and Moom watched Tommy Wiseau have sex together.
Baesed?

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>>49910825
>''hahaha bae look at this movie is so silly hahahah anyway i have a double headed dildo here, wanna make a funny like the movie here?''

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Wait Haruhi Suzumiya is in Peppa Pig?

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>isreal
https://twitter.com/aniki0z/status/1618437260978028544

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>>49910883
>double headed dildo
>wanna make a funny like the movie
I haven't watched the room in a while, but aren't you thinking of requiem of a dream?

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>>49911079
i dont get the joke...

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>>49910992
I love how we got pachinko instead of season three, still upset about that to this day.

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>>49911216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQXHdItgb7I

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>>49911216
I thought it was a reference to "ass to ass"

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>>49911282
>>49911314
i- huih... i dont remember this part of the movie... what the fuck
did i watch a censored version??

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>if i want to buy the keychain i have to pay more than on double shipment
I'm sorry, Bae

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>>49911349
>this part of the movie
It's definitely not from the Room.
If you haven't watched Requiem for a Dream I wouldn't recommend it unless you're prepared for some heavy shit.

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>>49911578
https://twitter.com/Lio_WArt/status/1660316656369901568

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>>49911562
no no i meant the requiem for a dream movie.
watched it like, pre-pandemic with some friends, and i would have remembered that scene
i think we actually watched some censored version what the heck

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Manechan should tell Bae to make more cute animal sounds more frequently

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>>49911737
You just want her to snort

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>>49911778
yes i want her to snort as i go balls deep and then fill her full of piglets

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>>49911778
Bae squeak > Bae Snort

I'll die on this hill, Brrats.

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SHE'S LYING IT'S FOR SURE DONE ALREADY SHE'S WORKING ON SOMETHING NEW NO I'M NOT TAKING MY DAILY MEDS UNTIL LATER

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shes coming back to japan soon, guess ORK or council offcollabs coming back'

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>2 movies
>two of the longest
LMAO suck shit

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12 Dancing Princesses and Island Princess. For those that want to find them beforehand.

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I appreciate its on clownfags channel because that is his communities gimmick

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I remember really liking Barbie in the Nutcracker

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>>49912186
Pretty sure that's the only one I ended up randomly zapping when I was younger.

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>>49912186
Is that the one with the big rats and the massive bonfire?

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>>49912186
i think thats the only one i watched...2002, 2003?

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>>49912186
I honestly only have memories of Nutcracker and Swan Lake but I remember really liking Nutcracker

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How did Bae find time in her short life on this planet to consume so much media and remember all of it?

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>>49912228
Same. That's how I ended up watching that one and Barbie of Swan Lake. I didn't like it as much as Nutcracker, but it was entertaining nonetheless.
>>49912278
I actually don't remember lol it's been so long but I think you're right
>>49912309
I watched them around that age, maybe like 2~4 years later
>>49912387
Heyyy, brother from another mother

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>>49912402
when i was in highschool i finished TTGL in one day, went to class, spoke to my friend about it, watched half of Fate/Zero and then went to sleep like i didnt sleep for an entire day

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>>49912402
I watched the first three Pokemon movies like 30 times each.

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>>49912402
Insomnia is one hell of a drug

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Bae please hurry, im gonna die tomorrow

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>>49912455
>didn't watch m04 and m05
baka

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>>49912574
I turned 12 and 13 after those movies so I was legally obligated to not find Pokemon cool for a couple of years.

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Rate Peppa Pig Featuring Bae from the Cute Rat series

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>>49912402
In high school I watched 100 episodes of Fairy Tail in about 3 days once.

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>>49912615
Queen Elizabeth dies from jumping in puddle/10. Liked it way more than i expected to. If its an indication of the rest of shitpost week it should be a good week.

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>>49912615
i was actually busting my ass laughing at peppa pig like a dumbass toddler and then the queen's death flashbanged me and made me laugh so hard i scared my cat
one of the best bae streams

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>>49912615
My brain is still pudding and I can't believe she wasted 50 dollars on this/10
Bae literally had a 7 page vacation in Italy

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>>49912615
Made my day a lot better. A really super fun stream, also the first time ive ever been exposed to Peppa Pig directly. Baes reactions made it so much funnier

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>Bae unlisted the Peppa Pig vod immediately
Did she forget to uncheck a setting after the incident?

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>>49912615
Bae knows how to make a stupid toddler game fun/10
Hope she gets some good rest after all is said and done.

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>>49912615
9/10 not enough snorts.

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>>49912600
>legally obligated
Did you or were you trying to be one of the cool kids. I remember I was still a nerd and I still watched Hoenn. Hell, thanks to that I got into anime. I don't remember why I stopped with Sinnoh though, maybe they changed the voice actor or something.

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Vod is apparently unlisted

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>>49912921
Honestly I thought Sinnoh was a pretty big step down in quality at the time, which I know isn't just nostalgia because I was probably the most into pokemon I ever was during gen 4

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>>49912945
Might have flipped a switch she never unflipped

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>>49912921
I tried to lay low in middle school to avoid having to dole out more gut punches than necessary. I played gen 3 by myself at home instead and then Plat on emulator and came back to Pokemon by the time the gen 2 remakes came out.

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>>49912775
>>49912945
I still see it there

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>>49912945
It's back now but it was unlisted for a good 5 minutes there post stream

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That was fast.

https://twitter.com/ovo__maru/status/1660506725311713281

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>>49912977
Yeah, like a dumbass, I didn't see>>49912775
"s post, I agree that's probably what happened.
I don't recall any yabs happening....this time

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>>49913015
see >>49913028

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>>49912615
I want Bae to snort all over me/10
Very entertaining. Bae's child-like wonder really makes anything entertaining. Even, or maybe specially, children games. Fitting for a 12 3/4 years old.
The zatsu was great too. I really want to watch some children movies Bae might've missed, even if they're something similar to Barbie. Hopefully watchalong with just us.

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>>49913183
I knew this game was gonna be a winner the second the game started and she started maniacally giggle while jumping in that puddle of mud, if only I knew how fucking kino it would end up when the queen arrived

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>>49912615
LIZ LOVE/10
what a fucking game. Didn't expect that to be as enjoyable as it was.

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>>49913241
It's great isn't it. I love her actual innocent joy she experiences with such simple things. I'm so glad Bae was able to keep that child-like purity aflame; it's an amazing quality to have as an adult, and an achievement to still have it despite life basically forcing it out of you.

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>>49912974
I don't know how true that is, but watching it years later, it's definitely an improvement in certain aspects. The rivalry with Paul, for example (who wasn't a complete newbie), and actually using moves in different ways, like the Counter Shield.
>>49912985
Ah, guess that makes sense if they were brutes enough to actually punch you. Our school had some very light physical bullying, but it exceeded in the psychological department. Glad you at least got to enjoy them in your own time anyway.

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>>49913472
>I'm so glad Bae was able to keep that child-like purity aflame
I...have bad news for you, anon.

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>>49913472
Yeah, I think that’s the reason I don’t really get the whole Bae doesn’t know stuff schtik, it’s much more entertaining when she doesn’t know things cause of just how excited and into it she gets when learning new stuff. Genuinely just makes me happy to watch her discover new media and have a blast with it.

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>>49913472
She really has perfectly captured the "aloof little sister you want to show the world and also protect and have sex with" role

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>>49911562
This is the second time in recent I've seen Requiem mentioned and the second time I'm going to recommend it

Inb4 I rewatch it and just dismiss it as torture porn (which honestly I might think upon rewatch, I haven't seen it in years)

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>>49913663
You can be a bit of a lewd adult while still keeping your youthful innocence.
>>49913664
I do get mega-surprised when she doesn't know something, but yeah, then also comes the feeling of "I want to teach her!". It's such a perfect opportunity that I would love to harness by myself. Like >>49913728 said, she encapsulates the idea of a little sister to a T. Yes, the lewd ones too.