/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

ZOMBOID'S BACK BBY edition

Last thread: >>49871234

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/KTYxJWGN

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

[Anonymous No.]

tempus 3 soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>49881309
Fuck off omega.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate Morf. That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER LOVE

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[Anonymous No.]

Altare LOVE! Thanks for the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>49881285
At least he condones it

[Anonymous No.]

>>49881309
ogey

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>>49881309
Regulus stop coming /here/ and prepare your debut

[Anonymous No.]

>>49881219
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

MORF LOVE AND RAPE

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[Anonymous No.]

>>49881399
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus why are there so many zombies in this game mode? Is this just how West Point is? I thought apocalypse only made combat more difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

ALTARE LOVE, thanks for the bake

>>49881359
Good for you Leader

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>>49881309
tempus 3 + regulus would be the funniest thing that could happen at this point

[Anonymous No.]

love my bulimic retard and his equally retarded hot twin brother so much!!!! SIMS SUNDAY SOON!!!!!!!!!

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>>49881381
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

words cannot describe my love for this comfy autist. everything about him makes my heart warm and flutter i love watching him play his autism simulator games and making cute funny little sounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>49881219
Thanks for the bread

>>49881399
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

Hope that potential Almond collab happens~

[Anonymous No.]

>>49881435
Zombie density depends on location. Yes, this is how West Point is

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>>49881359

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>>49881309
Tempus 3 leak
>RPR
>Girl_DM
>Bettel 2
>Hakka's Mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>49881428
>>49881487
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck he's gonna jinx it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49881587
It took him a really long time to come

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>>49881381
Hallelujah!
but i just can't be horny for his juicy thighs in his chat

[Anonymous No.]

is it just me or has /MANS/ been really comfy recently? feels closer to pre-VG vibes except we still got VG fans here who now love the all boys too. also less rampant uncensored fujoposting which i prefer as an oldschool fujo kek

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>>49881597
take out Girl_DM for Jimmy Noir and it'll be perfect

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>>49881487
kek

[Anonymous No.]

I almost typed whore in Altare's chat and I would've killed myself if I hit enter because I would've not been able to pass it off as a joke

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>>49881543
Potential Almond and possible group collab...at least one should be real, plz

[Anonymous No.]

I don't remember the last time I watched Vesper

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>>49881487
Altare needs to make good on what he said during the PvP phase and hunt Shinri down, stalking him through a forest...for the fanart.

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>>49881639
i think the L4D2 streams were the catalyst for the thread healing

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>>49881639
i mean last thread was full of drama baiters but i think after nearly a year most of the HQ fans that have been here since the beginning are already used to them. now its VG fans turn to get used to the constant bait/shitposters

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>>49881639
i agree, i like it a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>49881487
I can hear this in his voice kek

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa read my message out loud and laughed. Later virgins.

[Anonymous No.]

Altare grinding on pillows desperate to cum ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>49881639
Shitstirrers got bored of trying to tribalfag tempus, it only happens sometimes when dramafags latch on to some nothingburger like senzaki mama and vesper and bettel not joining rust

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>>49881309
it's true im in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>49881856
I'm in you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49881701
A really good moment happened yesterday on Shinri's stream where he was hiding from someone trying to loot the airdrop, only to find it was Altare waiting for him...I need it

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>>49881639
/MANS/ is healing...

[Anonymous No.]

YO, CAN AXEL PLAY GENITAL JOUSTING TOO?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49881597
>A full gen of nepobabies

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>>49881883
Kek

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>>49881870
make room for the leader

[Anonymous No.]

>FUCKER FUCKER!
ToT im horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>49881907
Play a what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49881948
Would you rather rape him or get bludgeoned by his big, hard crowbar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49881907
Likely if the girls was able to get perms.

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>>49881907
dick n balls yo

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>>49881757
retard

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>>49881879
Yeah, I happened to drop into his stream right in time to see that. Shinri being chased around in the dark by silent killer Altare is so good, and I want to see more of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49881990
rape him while he's being an aggressive victim or him and I doing a raceplay bit where he's dressed in an SS uniform while throwing slurs at me ToT

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>>49881309
Absolutely true, I'm in the ranks of the next group; and here comes my canning because I've spilled the beans

[Anonymous No.]

>>49881953
A party game about dicks penetrating other dicks and cumming
>>49882004
The rat is gonna play it this week. I think not only should Axel play it, but turn it into a collab with Hakka, Magni and Bettel

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>>49882075
Damn, vesyumes are freaks. Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>GOMAD
thats a callback

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>>49881639
I guess VGfags finally got around assimilating to thread culture. We still get the usual raids but its been like that since /MAG/ so its whatever.

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>>49881639
HQ vs VG L4D2 was a godsend

[Anonymous No.]

>I am sad
>I WILL PROCEED TO EAT AN ENTIRE JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER
>why am I still sad

why is my grandpa so reletable

[Anonymous No.]

The Rust arc is giving me so much cute Altare art, I'm living

[Anonymous No.]

Never notice till now but the ost in this game kinda slaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49882162
I feel a bit bad for VG since I don't know if anyone actually watched their pov. But the HQ collab was really needed

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>>49881883
Its been so long since i've seen this, still funny. kek

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>>49881937
You mean the second in command. I'M THE LEADER.
REV IT UP BOYS, WE HAVE AN INTRODUCTION TO MAKE

[Anonymous No.]

Lmao this jobber

[Anonymous No.]

>>49882196
its fucking amazing been vibing the entire stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>49882179
Bless Temma senpai

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>>49882209
They have their own dedicated fans mainly outside of /here/, so don't worry. The boys are loved

[Anonymous No.]

>>49882179
Yeah, I'm really glad the JP fans are getting to see how cute he is.

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>>49881639
unironically yes, i've noticed the whole board went down in quality at the same time /mans/ became more and more comfortable, I say wow wednesdays was what slayed all the rrats for good

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper smoked in college
ToT ohhh yes

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>>49881639
I feel extremely comfy here mhmm

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Tempus so bad at videogames?

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, that's a pretty rare car

[Anonymous No.]

>>49882388
It's not about being good, but about making friends along the way!

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>>49882388
because they are honorary w*men

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>>49882388
They're the J.O.B. Squad of Holo plz andastan

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>>49882196
Yeah, Zomboid's dynamic music is fucking incredible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbMk9CRmtzg

[Anonymous No.]

For how long will that indonesian monkey be on Nowa's chat? I'm afraid of him snapping at the guy and getting suspended again

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>>49882429
that's so cheesy but based

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>>49882388
I love how HQ was already bad at games but somehow VG is ever worse

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>>49882075
>spoiler
too based i want to see the boys in military uniform UUOOHH IMAGINE THE SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>49882471
huh?

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>>49882179
man this is mad cute

[Morf LeRosh Ch. HOLOSTARS-EN No.]

*skitters*

[Anonymous No.]

Finally, a good fucking bag

[Anonymous No.]

>>49882509

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper found a garter
please wear it

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper is wearing an animal print garter belt under his clothes
Whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>49882075
No touching!

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>>49882578
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

Can I get a rundown on what happened in the last episode of Sims Saturday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49882494
I understand why flayon is bad at games but I do not understand how hakka is even worse than him

[Anonymous No.]

>>49882366
young wild vesper is real, imagine young vesper being the academy bicycle TOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>49882590
oh a literal indonesian monkey KEK
is there something bad about this guy?

>>49882605
ToT why is he such a whore

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>>49882578
I'll kill you

[Anonymous No.]

>>49882075
vesoji sucking vesper's dick when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49882578
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A 220 METER TALL ROACH

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>>49882641
>Vesper swearing a life of celibacy after finally getting some help for his sex addiction in college
ToT

>>49882708
ask the vesmachi schizo when they come back online. they'd probably make one

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>>49882708
Vesoji here, I would never have the courage for it.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait. Did I have a dream about Magni having trouble undressing because of a garter belt during the GUN collab or did he actually say that, I was a half awake during it

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>>49882646
Not that I know, he collabs with Ollie I think, just joking about Nowa being a racist

[Anonymous No.]

>>49882633
Hakka doesn't have time to waste getting good at video games because he's the breadwinner for his family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49882495
Tempus gangbanging (You) while theyre dressed in nazi uniforms ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>49882708
No

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>>49882633
i assume he just wasn't much of a gamer before tempus, his game choices feel like that to me

[Anonymous No.]

this whore is moaning in my ear..please..

[Anonymous No.]

>>49882209
I watched the VG pov live and it was pretty hilarious. The molotov cocktail part still makes me lose my shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49882578
fucker

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:>

[Anonymous No.]

:>

[Anonymous No.]

>RICE
Vesper is a black asian cofirmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>49882892
UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH in a perfect world TTOTT

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883071
>black and yellow

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>>49882758
he got multiple ear piercings before but only keeps one because the only person he has ever loved but didn't dare to sleep with gave him this one TOT

[Anonymous No.]

Rrat: Zen Gunawan is in chat because they are launching StarsID

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>>49883136
ToT !!!!!! UUUUUU so sweet and loving and kind of whorish too...Vesper with multiple piercings is so hot to think about...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883071
he was eating chiken on stream the other day, he is 100% black asian, married to hakkas latino mother and adopted bettel and magni, he could say all the slurs in the world if he wanted

[Anonymous No.]

>>49882687
Would you really?

[Anonymous No.]

susan dont you dare

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>>49883252
I hate these pics because they are so cute and make me feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883252
>SQUISH
>SQUISH
>SQUISH

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883252
*pulls out the hairspray and lighter*

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883252
I love these pics because they are so cute and make me feel even more violent.

[Anonymous No.]

HAKKA HATES FISH
https://youtu.be/JMTAuBt--aA?t=244

[Anonymous No.]

With a car, you could go anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like one of the super few people who watched tempus from the start of HQ debuts, but now I watch more VG.

[Anonymous No.]

just came across axnoir porn. day ruined

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883252
https://poal.me/w9ngc

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>>49883613
Bruh
You cant just say this and leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883613
Could be worse I saw an artist who exclusively draws the boys as trans

[Anonymous No.]

I am the last Nowaxel shipper

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883613
at least share it, asshole

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883660
https://files.catbox.moe/brh4fs.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

I am the first FlayAzki shipper

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883757
AXEL DON'T LOOK

[Anonymous No.]

I accept any ship as long as vesper is the bottom

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883747
>>49883660
there is that one with him giving Axel a bj that was pretty well drawn and nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883771
>hetshit
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883802
I wonder if the vesojis are also bottoms. I know I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883757
Hmmmm nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883252
imagine these types of images except with the tempus fan mascots

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883707
Is the art any good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883814
who's the artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883802
Even with Bettel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883771
when did this happen?

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>>49883543
Me too, I found my oshi in VG so I've been prioritizing his streams. I still love HQ dearly but it doesn't feel the same without the group collabs so I'm waiting patiently for the next one

[Anonymous No.]

is vesper a pissfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883930
Right now, I'm trying to innovate

[Anonymous No.]

>vesper talking about pissing himself....

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883771
hag couple sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883883
under this circumstance, random sex toy would be the top

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883854
Vesoji hunter back at it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883948
It's tempiss for a reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883757
EXTRA LEWD

[Anonymous No.]

I miss aniki and hakka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883983
You're mistaken, I'm not hunting my brethren, just wondering how consistent we are.

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>>49883954
could you at least pair my husband with someone reachable

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883971
Double ended dildo strikes again

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>>49883948
he is close to magni, what do you think

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper roleplaying being the chats dad
my ddlg fetish is acting up

[Anonymous No.]

Nice looking area actually

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>>49883707

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>>49884028
I'm intrigued by drunk Flayon but it could go so so wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884088
Oh those tall fences? damn very nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883971
Yeah, this, with a dildo attached

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884082
fuck you, i've been trying to hard to not think about it but god. imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884025
Sorry brother, but i am straight and a lil sadistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883707
This is why only straight men should watch holostars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884082
>>49884145
These anons need a spanking.

[Anonymous No.]

Gramps is a old times christian mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884014
Hakka was prank-calling Temma in Rust earlier... cute kouhai

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883771
Any reasoning or just a crackship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884145
ive been feeling that way since one of his early zomboid streams where chat acted like he was taking us to mcdonalds and he told us to behave... ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884182
I got you
>>49884082
>>49884145
C'mere you two

[Anonymous No.]

Can't wait to see Altare play Zomboid on Vesper's new server

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884042
>someone
nta but i lowkey ship him with fbk after she called him cute under a ffxiv tweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884028
I think he gets uncontrollably horny

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper's stream is funnier than usual today

[Anonymous No.]

Nice location, but still a suck ass place to build a base, it's too far away from the city

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884168
Well I'm also mostly straight but being a bottom is just a way of life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884188
omg.. I wish I was there to have seen that

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883948
EVERYONE IN TEMPUS IS A PISSFAG

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884302
why do you wanna suck altare’s cock so bad

[Anonymous No.]

i used to ship Vesper and Fubuki during his debut month when she came to his first zatsu and begged him to put on his glasses..
im also an A-chan x Vesper shipper..

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884343
this is his favorite game

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>>49884364
Holding it in rn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884290
back off, whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884343
get Vesper to play a comfort game or a game that plays into his autism and he's great

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884388
Crackshipchama...

[Anonymous No.]

vesper should stop moaning geez

[Anonymous No.]

Watching clips and remembering this quality piece of Gavis Bettel fanfiction
https://youtu.be/872GAnyGqt8?t=268

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884376
nta but a lot of people want to suck altare's dick its inexplicable

[Anonymous No.]

>>49883877
oh shit i missed this
https://poipiku.com/6556812/7758808.html heres the link to the artist and the specific piece i was talking about. her main account is locked and abandoned though

[Anonymous No.]

His car is out of gas, helicopter event would fuck him, it's over...

[Anonymous No.]

Hypothetically, how unhealthy would it be to piss in bottles and then just drink it? I already eat my own cum to make cleanup easier so it's not too different, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884502
hes a whore he will never stop
and i love him for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884343
Vesper Zomboid's always been kino

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>>49884580
Fucking hell, shut the fuck up anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884514
God those were so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884580
Out of curiosity, who is your oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884621
Sorry..

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884580
>spoiler
the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884580
Kill yourself or shut the fuck up, I don't care which you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884580
>eat my own cum to make cleanup easier
I knew a kid in school that said he would just cum on his cat and the cat would clean itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884658
it has to be a vestie. just like their oshi they cant help but indulge their humiliation kink to unsuspecting people

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884580
You should've posted this when there was more bait around

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884658
I plead the fifth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884696
Shane Dawson went to your school??

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884715
The piss discussion made me post it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884541
>sorrygrandpa22
I miss them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884793
still holding onto the cope she'll return like altnowa collabs..

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884580
you are undermining your kidneys' hard work if you do this

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I worry about you people.

[Anonymous No.]

pissfags at least until axel, hakka or magni hours...

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have the individual blood magmite emotes saved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884773
KEK
>>49884873
there's a pisskito...i think it's the only hakkito /here/...

[Anonymous No.]

i'm at starbucks what should i get while i cook

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884921
should be on the rentry

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884873
Anon... Those are the pissfags of Tempus

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884927
hot chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884927
black coffee with nothing in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884580
Somehow this is worse than most of the fujoposts I've read here

[Anonymous No.]

Axel dripping Axelotl piss

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884425
Now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884927
UWAHHH HES SO CUTE and you should try the dragonfruit drink, I did recently and its pretty tasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884927
Oooo, what Frappuccinos do they have right now?Im currently not very near any Starbucks...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884927
something you've never had before, I love this drawing

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884361
Temma has playback on, it happened around 4:19~4:20 on his clock

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884927
a vanilla latte with 5 packets of sugar with a cinnamon roll

[Anonymous No.]

>>49885004
That surely was a night

[Anonymous No.]

Why did Vesper stop streaming Zomboid? It's some of his best content?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884927
Aldo yeah this Flay is super dramatic+cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>49885004

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>>49885089
i honestly dont know. its not like he lost interest given he's brought it up all the time when he wasnt playing it. guess autism stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>49885089
He didn't want to keep streaming the same two games over and over so instead he just started streaming strictly worse content

[Anonymous No.]

I really wish Nowa would stream CK3 or 2...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884921
>>49703264
>>49703334

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>>49885158
honestly he should just become a zomboid/WoW/diablo/VN streamer at this point and only do FPS if its a collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>49885089
I bet he doesn't know either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49885089
He was organizing a multiplayer server that would have people outside Tempus. Then he got suspended and never came back until now

[Anonymous No.]

why is he always talking about being naked in public..he must know about his whore reputation

[Anonymous No.]

I can at least agree with Vesper about being naked in an isolated area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49884923
it's me! I am that pisskito!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49885255
>ok, ok, ok
I love this one so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49885223
He should but he's a menhera autist unfortunately

[Anonymous No.]

>>49885325
cant believe the perfect autism schizo male chuuba was nerf'd...

[Anonymous No.]

Vespers gonna make me load up Zomboid again...I have things to do.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>49885255
god i love this, gonna play it from now on

[Anonymous No.]

>>49885018
duel to the death

[Anonymous No.]

>holostars rust
>uhhh I can't join because uhhh checks notes I have to play solo zomboid to prepare for the new server that I decided to start exactly now for no good reason
Why is he like this

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa's meat log...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49885403
The next update will include animals and randomly generated basements, with a small chance of giant underground complexes. I cannot wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49885027
the chocolate java mint frappe is really yummy and brand new! if you're like me and hate chocolate ask for less frappe chips and topping, it's really heavy on the gummy choco bits

[Anonymous No.]

>fog
>no gas
hes fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>49885004
I am that axelotl pissing on aniki!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49885443
I've been following the dev blogs yeah! Im soooo excited for it. Big crafting updates too...
>>49885478
Ah, hopefully I will be near one soon before that goes away, I love that combo
Of course I remember you hate chocolate~Thats down on my anon list....

[Anonymous No.]

i missed the start, did he already have the helicopter event?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49885420
>Joining the seethe server
Pizza dude got his wish thx to temma.
You have enough faggots for it.

[Anonymous No.]

He's dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>49885573
I'm the Altventurer watching it happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>49885414

[Anonymous No.]

I want an Altmachi cover

[Anonymous No.]

>>49885646
>Cheering
You freak

[Anonymous No.]

this nigga gonna die

[Anonymous No.]

>>49885646
I am the Magmite having a meltdown from listening to Axel and Magni at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>49885478
>hate chocolate
KILL THE HERETIC

[Anonymous No.]

>>49885405
It is pretty outdated, pre-suspension I believe. You can tell because he used to bring up "perms lost" nearly every stream, now he never does it for obvious reasons.
Still is a nice time capsule of Nowa early streams. Maybe some one else can do an updated one, maybe I try one if I have some free time.

[Anonymous No.]

He is going to run out of gas in the middle of nowhere and die because he is stranded

[Anonymous No.]

>>49885688
I can't imagine what song would fit them together

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/6qalGezr76o
We in Slient hill now, Nowa is gonna die.

[Anonymous No.]

God the music in this game is so good, it's fucking perfect at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49885688
they both have nice voices and if flay asked altare he wouldn't refuse but what song would it be

[Anonymous No.]

>>49885933
It's not that good lol

[Anonymous No.]

pissing and shitting im so scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>49885933
Ney

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER
CLOWN

[Anonymous No.]

I think Altare should give rpr a footjob and then rpr just pisses all over the blue guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>49885933
i can barely hear it this whole stream, it's just alright
>>49885615
kowai... but cute... wonder what kind of person you've surmised i am but i don't think i want to actually know kek

[Anonymous No.]

>Bettel's played zomboid before
oh he's def joining

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa is running out of gas in 3... 2... 1...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49885688
someone mentioned loveit for them (I think it was them)

[Anonymous No.]

>>49886130
You are always so based anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>49885223
He did say during his solo WoW the other day he thought about becoming Vespergold and just becoming a WoW streamer. For some reason he thinks it would be a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.]

Dang American, you guys have zombie ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49886257
have you seen our healthcare system?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49886257
Are you not aware of the consoom virus?
This is the result.

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel destroys everything he touches

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa was seconds away from reaching the gas station

[Anonymous No.]

>>49886257
You should see the zombies in New York's subway system

[Anonymous No.]

>>49886237
i have no idea why he thinks its a bad idea..
my ideal vesper is a strategy/mmo/VN game player and has a nice chill 1 hour drinking zatsu every saturday night like he did yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>49886153
Nah im not scary! Unless I'm mistaken I just remember when we talked about cakes like, a month ago...made a mental reminder of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>49886130
ayo piss thread?

[Anonymous No.]

ITS SO FUCKING OVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>49886465

[Anonymous No.]

Nah he will be fi-Fucking police blockade

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper finally press Q and not shitting himself, nice

[Anonymous No.]

Jowarida...

[Anonymous No.]

nigga im scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>49885682
This is a really great gif there

[Anonymous No.]

I am genuinely impressed that he managed to outplay that horde
ACAZ

[Anonymous No.]

THE STREAMERLUCK

[Anonymous No.]

this shit is making my heart race

[Anonymous No.]

Did Vesper state when he was going to start season 3?
Next week I hope.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a pisskito image :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>49886868
After Rust arc is over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49886862
ngl this has been kino stream so far.

[Anonymous No.]

WE ARE SO BACK!

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/llz7mb.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Don't click random catbox links

[Anonymous No.]

>>49887058

[Anonymous No.]

>>49887058
oof
very yummy

[Anonymous No.]

im scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>49887058
Do i roll the dice on this hmmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>49887369
cmonnnn you know you want to open it

[Anonymous No.]

>>49887058
Should be hairier but I can work with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49886516
But I'm already holding his piss in my mouth <3 And my heart <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>49887369
You really want to, its vanilla cute!

[Anonymous No.]

God save me from the pissfreaks

[Anonymous No.]

He's still playing huh
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1660382956253216772

[Anonymous No.]

>>49887471
Open wide.

[Anonymous No.]

His car engine is kinda fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>49887336
DON'T BE SCARED VESTIES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49887550
Holy fuck, good thing I'm enjoying this game, he is addicted kek
Also, he returned to the team daawww he is getting ready to murder Shinri

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper is an actual chicken

[Anonymous No.]

>>49887551
https://files.catbox.moe/nrkdwg.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

So there are definitely pissmites, pisslotls, pissventurers and at least one pisskito. Are there pissties, pissheads, pissroons and pisspanions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49887058
SEEEEEEEXXXX omg so pretty

[Anonymous No.]

for someone that doesnt want kids he sure does love roleplaying as a dad

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper brought us food!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49887784
Anyone don't want kids until they do

[Anonymous No.]

hes such a whore what is wrong with him

[Anonymous No.]

>>49887752
there are several pisstellion, a couple of them are always lurking /here/

[Anonymous No.]

this fucking whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>49887058
sexo/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>49887630
That's cute, I'm glad he's playing with Hakka and preparing to hunt Shinri for sport

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>49887550
wtf this game is more complicated than it looks

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.google.com/
axelotl's on the front page

[Anonymous No.]

>>49887960
wow axelotls world famous

[Anonymous No.]

>>49887820
i feel so blessed!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49887550
Riding the same train, BOYS

[Anonymous No.]

>pissheads
Yup, we got two different drawings of Bettel pissing himself!
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/48750336/#48758193
>pisspanion
Yep, we had a bunch of thirsty koi wanting to be his koilet
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/search/text/koilet/
>pisstie
Another new addition to the Tempiss family!
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/48985663/#48995652
>pissroon
I think that's the last holdout. Any pissroons in the building?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49887403
>>49887449
I-i cant believe it i won the catbox roulette.

[Anonymous No.]

re: LoL vod

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper wants to eat popeyes fried chicken
he's black

[Anonymous No.]

>>49888339
Popeyes is fucking good regardless though

[Anonymous No.]

>>49888231
Oh good! I was wondering if you decided to make the right choice, I was surprised at how perfect it was too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49888218
meant for >>49887752

[Anonymous No.]

>vesties like pineapple pizza
disgusting fuckers

[Anonymous No.]

>this gameplay
https://youtu.be/GZprhOPwKgA

[Anonymous No.]

>>49888601
What are you going to do about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49888218
surprised there's no pissroons, i feel like piss and loli/shota go hand in hand

[Anonymous No.]

VESPER NOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

AVOID THE NOID

[Anonymous No.]

HE LOVES US SO MUCH HE'D SACRIFICE HIS LIFE FOR OUR PIZZA

[Anonymous No.]

Vesties, I don't think we're getting our pizza...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49888770

[Anonymous No.]

>>49888770
I believe in him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49888770
No! You're lying! What makes you lie?!

[Anonymous No.]

Man, why are there so many zombies around these parts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49888601
Could be the subhumans who put corn on their pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49887196
but i like to live dangerously
that axnowa one earlier i looked and my boyfriend is at the computer next to me. he saw and just said "well that was sus"

[Anonymous No.]

dad honor...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49886899
https://files.catbox.moe/ugigjg.png

[Anonymous No.]

SIMS SUNDAYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper wants the vesties to roleplay with him
cute..

[Anonymous No.]

>>49888955
Kek I love you Pisspostartanon

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus, I didn't realize the garden fork was such a good weapon goddamn.

[Anonymous No.]

Assuming direct control

[Anonymous No.]

>helicopter event
OH SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>helicopter

[Anonymous No.]

>helicopter
Oh fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>finally clears the way to the pizza joint
>the glowies are onto him
KINO

[Anonymous No.]

this is so good

[Anonymous No.]

MY CUTE RETARDED JESTER ON THE SIMS SUNDAY TELLY!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/live/xrVm60xtS4o
https://www.youtube.com/live/xrVm60xtS4o
https://www.youtube.com/live/xrVm60xtS4o

[Anonymous No.]

>>49888955
Disgusting. I hope that pisskito loves it kek

[Anonymous No.]

fuck you gavis bettel i hope you die in the sims

[Anonymous No.]

>the pizza store was closed
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

I love the "he hates us" emote cause I get to see random mentally ill Vesties interpreting something random he does as hostility and posting it.

[Anonymous No.]

How does the helicopter event work in multiplayer? Does it pick a specific player and follow them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49888955
Not in the birdbath~!!

[Anonymous No.]

I was watching Temma's Rust stream at the same time as Vesper's stream and Temma was on a motor boat when Vesper started hearing the helicopter so when he asked if that was an helicopter I thought "no retard that's Temma's boat on his stream"

[Anonymous No.]

>>49889272
It changes which player it follows at random

[Anonymous No.]

>>49889326
Based but kinda retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49889185
me too because i fucking hate this fetish more than anything but i don't know the state of hakkito art anons, hopefully someone does one better for these starving freaks

[Anonymous No.]

>>49889334
Nice. One of the options allows you to toggle if it happens multiple times and if so how often, I love the idea of playing on a multiplayer server where the heli hits someone every 10-15 days.

[Anonymous No.]

this is it...

[Anonymous No.]

IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.]

Why....did they want pizza.....

[Anonymous No.]

owari da...

[Anonymous No.]

owari da...

[Anonymous No.]

Men will dive into a zombie infested hell hole just to get cheese pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>Commit to the bit
>This happens

[Anonymous No.]

He's so FAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>49889458
did it for the bit. vesper wanted it too..now the vesties dont have a father...

[Anonymous No.]

no...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>49889458
You don't?

[Anonymous No.]

They can't be allowed to have a stove

[Anonymous No.]

yep, it's sims sunday time

[Anonymous No.]

It's over...

[Anonymous No.]

BETTEL IMMEDIATELY BURST INTO FLAMES HOLY KEK

[Anonymous No.]

HOW DOES THIS FUCKING KITCHEN KEEP GETTING SET ON FIRE

[Anonymous No.]

>>49889514

[Anonymous No.]

>>49889547
Not like this...

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesties walk in to Bettel fucking dying

[Anonymous No.]

what a redirect

[Anonymous No.]

bettel... what the fuck is happening...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49889621
fucking yamcha pose in flames.

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITHOUT VESPER FOR TWO WHOLE DAYS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49889698
what did you do with your life before you met vesper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49889679
This is too perfect, kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49889698
Order some pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49888955
pisskito anon here,, omg its wonderful,, i also drew my own because i thought no one would help me

[Anonymous No.]

>>49889453
>He died in the closet

[Anonymous No.]

What DLCs does Bettel have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49889728
I DONT REMEMBER

[Anonymous No.]

>>49889753
Just like me frfr

[Anonymous No.]

COMEDY

GOLD

[Anonymous No.]

does sims have ubereats? just get rid of the kitchen and order food jesus christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>49889698
welcome to the club

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>49889728
I don't remember.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>49889753
art imitates life

[Anonymous No.]

>>49889751
absolutely disgusting! but adorable hakkito! i hope hermanito does a golden shower on you or whatever you like!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49889751
omg this lil birb is so cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>shinri refuses to shower
imagine the smelle

[Anonymous No.]

>Gun TTRPG
>WoW
>Tokyo godfather watchalong
>Zomboid
Pretty good week to be a Vestie.

[Anonymous No.]

It's still so funny that his SIMS have never been happy.
They are just in a constant state of sadness.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>49889928
>>49890045
omg, thank you so much.. I am not used to drawing birds but i will do it to express my love for hakka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49889751
you madlad, enjoy your mexican piss

[Anonymous No.]

>>49889751
Someone needs too draw small cock pissy hakka

[Anonymous No.]

BETTEL DIE WITH MEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>he's just gonna die alone, with his friends
the fate of tempus

[Anonymous No.]

>goth GF
scorned male?

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER CUTE, LEADER LOVE~

[Anonymous No.]

Hyping themselves up before sad karaoke
They really are tempus

[Anonymous No.]

he wants a GGILF huh...

[Anonymous No.]

MYSIMS UUUUUU BUY THE MYSIMS FUNKOS

[Anonymous No.]

>>49890268
Crazy how people were saying this week was going to be shit as well due to no schedule. Even his zatzu was better then usual, and it seem like we will get 1 more extra zatzu stream per week now for the Asia crowd.
Feels good.

[Anonymous No.]

forcing depressed fat flayon to buy funko pops

[Anonymous No.]

>>49890533
oh nice. that's altare's favorite artist

[Anonymous No.]

>going to a flea market and buying everything you see to combat your crippling depression
could you imagine haha

[Anonymous No.]

This guy was my husbando when I was a kid which may have kickstarted my interest in older men

[Anonymous No.]

>>49890665
Asia zatsu to me means less shitters you usually get in the usually EU zatsus so i really hope he can keep up the art review/late night zatsu combo he wants to experiment with

[Anonymous No.]

PENIS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49890774
>used usually twice
gomen im drunk

[Anonymous No.]

Sim Bettel somehow a better shooter than Axel's 2k self-insert

[Anonymous No.]

mama love
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1660397829301600258

[Anonymous No.]

>>49890841
God I wish I were drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49890830
i saw a bullet or an orange bloo from fosters...youre just a pervert anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>49890848
WHITE BOY CAN JUMP

[Anonymous No.]

please 4milks draw a lot of smoker Vesper that practices nudity ToT

[Anonymous No.]

Are wood wicked candles worth it, they seem neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>49890858
Shinri literally just lives for the boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>49887550
>had
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1660398663233839104

[Anonymous No.]

>>49887550
>>49891079
Why aren’t they streaming it?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>49891199
mama dogeza...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49891197
they probably just want to relax

[Anonymous No.]

youtube please do not trick me like this...

[Anonymous No.]

have any schedules been posted for the week yet?

[Anonymous No.]

Raccoon flavor cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>49891378
No but I can tell you it's going to be rust for 5-6/8 of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49890962
I really like the sound they make

[Anonymous No.]

>flayon just pissed himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>49891436
lol

[Anonymous No.]

This is just watching a bunch of sad old men lose control of their bodily functions

[Anonymous No.]

>>49891507
but enough about Vesper

[Anonymous No.]

>>49891378
no scheds yet, shinri says he's mainly going to be playing rust. altare is going to do rust in the mornings except tomorrow because he's replaying his karaoke. he's going to try to get some collabs going and play pupperazzi(?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>49891378
Nowa
>Wednesday
zatsu | WoW wednesday
>Thursday
game (maybe hitman or something new)
>Friday
art menshi
>Saturday
morning fanart review | evening menshi
>Sunday
morning game stream(?) | the barbie watchalong

there and i will watch them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>49891497
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>49891572
>evening menshi
FUCK I MEAN EVENING ZATSU AIEE

[Anonymous No.]

>elderly flayon celebrating his birthday all alone in a dark kitchen
he won't end up like this, right

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>49891740
ofc not he'll be with me

[Anonymous No.]

Can't believe how well Axel did on Kickback being as drunk as he was.
https://twitter.com/chon_ou/status/1660172290963935232?s=46&t=yEmUktK4RklSe9aD3ImwtA

[Anonymous No.]

>>49891764
you're just gonna betray and disappoint him like all the others

[Anonymous No.]

Why everyone on Bettel Sims looks like a preggo fatty???

[Anonymous No.]

>>49891845
to be more rapeable for me, silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>49891845
they're old and out of shape because they sit around crying all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>49891845
i read that as faggo pretty
i should sleep

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>49891993
Ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>49891993
sex with fat bastard clown

[Anonymous No.]

>>49891912
relatable

[Anonymous No.]

>>49891993
Fatty oldy

[Anonymous No.]

>>49888218
>>49891497
>>49891583
Have we found the pissroon already?