I really like fauna

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[Anonymous No.]

>I love my mother. I have all of my mom's ASMR streams in a personalized playlist which I listen to on loop every waking morning every sleeping night and every moment in between almost religiously. I love my mother.

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>>49801052
But she doesn't like you.

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>>49801177
Not on an individual level no, but as a part of the sapling community I genuinely believe she loves us

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>>49801052
me too buddy

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>>49801052
Hey me too

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she will come back, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49802238
16 more days...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49802887
16?!!??!

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>>49801052
I wanna get a good wiff

[Anonymous No.]

>>49803141
Is it 18? I'm not good with time
When there's no Fauna everything's just a void

[Anonymous No.]

>>49802108
She doesn't.

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>>49801052
Do you think he gets to use Fauna's money?

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>>49801052
She cannot be friends and does not want to be friends with you.

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>>49803262
I thought it was much less...

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>>49801052
Reminder that dumbfuck Takosharts voted a generic summer dress over this.

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>>49803333
>>49803313
>>49803339
I need pesticide to kill these grasshoppers. I hope y'all get cancer pesticides and die an agonizing death after draining your family's resources on chemotherapy

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>>49803352
?

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>>49801052
I really need more goth Fauna in my life.

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>>49803730
Knowing her roommate was a goth makes me gosling even harder

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>>49803352
Dogtooth patterns hurt my eyes

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>>49803333
hopefully not, I would feel extra cucked if that's the case

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>>49803262
21 more days...
I'm gonna die...

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>>49802887
>>49803262
>>49805030
Its 2 days

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>>49805867
That's like 10 days

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>>49801052
t. RobberRoss

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>>49803313
seething chugling

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She is not your friend, in fact you could die tomorrow and she wouldn't even notice

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>>49802238
no, we have to learn to fend for ourselves now. let's all grow up big and tall and become an intimidating forest that excess children can be abandoned in

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>>49807153
I'll die happy spending time with Fauna on the telly

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>>49801177
>>49803313
>>49803339
>>49806637
>>49807153
Why so mad though?

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>>49807153
I have a dead man's switch set up to superchat her and tell her about my death if I die unexpectedly, but nice try rumao

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>>49807801
on the off chance you are serious how is that even possible?

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>>49807153
Pretty sure Fauna would be devastated if her husband (me btw) died tomorrow

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>>49808155
not him and haven't done something like that but it would be possible to set up a script with a timer you have to refresh once in a while and if you don't then it donates

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i think Fauna should do more GFE (Green Fauna Experience) content

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>>49807693
No one asked her to have a woman moment that day, literally no one

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>>49810613
why are you wasting time here instead of your nijis anon, they could be graduating soon.

[Anonymous No.]

uuu...

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>>49810677
If you think I watch Nijitrash, you are so so wrong

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>>49810677
nah it's a phase/kiwitroon, they've got extra time with their site being down and I guess le heckin based rabbit isn't streaming

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>>49805030
>>49805867
>>49806564
Only 1 more month, that's not so bad

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>>49801155
fpbp

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>>49802238
nope, not in a million years

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>>49801177
>>49803339
>>49807153
>>49810613
>chuuba points out an objective, painfully obvious fact
>anon shits himself with rage
Based kirin

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>>49803141
32

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I have woken up nauseous everyday the past week and I believe it to be directly related to missing Fauna

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Hey bros does anyone have a dl link or stream of when she did her song at holofes? Thought I saved it but I cant find it.

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Fauna if she friend

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>>49818041
https://files.catbox.moe/i8lpjw.mp4

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>>49818297
Thanks anon, been wanting to rewatch that for a while

[Anonymous No.]

Good evening, my fellow cuckolds!

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>>49818735
Kek

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>>49801052
Sapbros.. I cannot remember what her voice sounds like... uuuuuuu.....

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>shit on her /here/ and comments after the "speech"
>don't even watch streams after that
>decide to watch karaoke
>gosling returns
>watch all the vods
>miss her like before
what the hell is wrong with me?

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While Fauna is on break, you guys should check out the last movie she showed interest in, the new D&D movie.

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>>49819412
>shit on her /here/ and comments after the "speech"
Go jump in the compost pile you bad sapling.

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>>49819412
When you say "speech" do you mean when she stated the obvious by saying that she's an entertainer, not your girlfriend. And that connections you make irl are much healthier than fantasizing about someone you will never meet?

What's there to be mad about? That's common sense. If that angers you, leave. I'd rather Fauna have a fanbase of sane humans instead of delusional coomers that would beat her to death in a fit of coomer rage because she "lied to them" by streaming video games and telling jokes, but you took that as a marriage proposal.

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>>49819793
go back to r*ddit faggot

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>>49819412
https://youtube.com/shorts/vTrp62NJhS8
Fauna loves you Sapling...

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>>49820114
I can remember her voice again from her face!

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>>49801052
Oh mommy our unanimously voted as the most girly mommy

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>>49810744
Buy an ad phaseshart

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I'm death spiralling bros...
I miss her so much...

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>>49820114
this has gotta be her best short yet
low poly fauna and girls in general looking up/reaching up to me always gets me

[Anonymous No.]

sapkeks, just move on
it's getting embarrassing

[Anonymous No.]

>>49821243
NO!
I WANT HER BACK!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49820531
Same
I want to see her goof around in her low poly world some more

[Anonymous No.]

I can't remember anymore...

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>49819412
iktf
I read about it here before watching and thought it would surely be a nothingburger. Then I watched and felt depressed instantly, which made me take a big break and consider dropping her entirely. Just yesterday I watched her asmr and it's as if nothing had changed. Maybe if anything I'm even more steeled to live entirely for her sake.

Our kind is truly hopeless.

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>>49819412
>>49828130
I haven't been able to keep up, what speech?

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>>49829097
If you dont know by now then dont worry about it.

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>>49819412
>>49828130

she was right huh, you truly are simps

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>>49801177
How can she like any of us if she doesn’t know any of us personally? That would be like asking my favorite actor to like me despite him not even knowing of my existence.

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>>49829228
if you dont know by now, it just proves how nothingburger it is. even calling it a "speech" is stretching it

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>>49829228
>>49829774
This just makes me more curious about it, mind posting?

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>>49830804
Fuck off

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>>49831026
That is not nice, anon

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>>49830804
Its literally fucking nothing.

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>>49801052
Even though Kiara lost this round, her outfit had the biggest influence

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>>49818297
Kinda hard to believe how such a small leaf could grow so big into a kirin.
It didn't register untill I saw this

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>>49830804
SC reading of MC stream. Dig it out yourself so you don't get influenced by clipper bias.

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>>49831791
Holy fucking shit it really was fucking nothing

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>>49831930
Why do you think weve been telling you it was nothing you dumb nigger?

[Anonymous No.]

saplings in full damage control are so funny
fauna is right, you guys are simps

[Anonymous No.]

>>49832431
Because /vt/ forgets to take its pills

[Anonymous No.]

Why is everyone woman i've ever fallen in love with bi? It's not a 2 or three time thing. Every girlfriend i've ever had, all my crushes, even my celebrity ones, they're all bi.

It doesn't make any sense, what is wrong with me?

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>>49803417
I'm sorry modern laws makes your Oedipus complex illegal but finding another person that doesn't want to be your family to simp over is ridiculous.
Your own birther already hates being your mom why would Fauna want that burden?

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>>49835616
suck on my pistol and bite down on the bullets i stuff into you

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This is my beautiful wife Anuaf, please say something nice about her

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>>49835849
Killing people won't make your mother or e-mother love you.

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>>49835919
she's ALMOST as cute as Fauna

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>>49835954
I respect your right to be this completely wrong little sapling

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>>49801052
how can you like someone who you don't know personally?

[Anonymous No.]

You guys really think Fauna is the best gamer? Explain this.

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>>49836172
quit feeding. if youre gonna bump this bait thread at least do it with fauna pics

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>>49836338
>1
>2
>shes so good she won both first and second place at the same time
whats the issue?

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>>49836411
I snorted

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>>49801052
I dont
Shes insanely fucking broing

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>>49829763
>>49815048
>>49807693
>The amount of mental gymnastics required to excuse the gfe whore going full retard

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>>49801052
Who is that? I only watch "friendly" chuubas, sorry.

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>>49801052
Amazing entertainer, I must throw money at her like the nice wallet pig that I am yes.

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>>49819412
But Fauna loves you, your money that is, simpling.

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>>49819412
you love her and you should give her money to support her

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/ofl4g3.mp4
My cute kirin idol wife misses me.
See you later virgins

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>>49839415
>>49848122
Worry about your own black company Phasesharts and Nijisisters

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If only she was my friend...

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>>49830804
Someone sent a SC during her most recent minecraft stream asking if saplings are friends or simps, fauna reads it and starts a 5-10 minute statement on how her viewers can't and shouldn't be friends with her.

If that doesn't bug you good for you, keep watching her. I'm in the other camp.

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Hell can't come sooner for this god damned Board

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>>49819793
>I'd rather Fauna have a fanbase of sane humans

a.k.a parasocial hivemind hugbox defenders. I swear you fags, the ones on reddit and that youtube comment section piss me off more than fauna's stupid statement.

No one was saying "UUUU fauna can't be my girlfriend I'm gonna jump", it was all about friendship. Even the weakest form of it, interacting on the internet, was denied by your beloved mommy.

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>>49801052
>>49801177
Reminder that she didn't say she didn't value her fans. She said that streamer-fan relationships and IRL friendships aren't interchangeable and you should try to have both. Suisei, Marine, and Kronii have all said the same thing before. This isn't new. It should be common sense. Even the girls who are parasocial af with their chat like Mumei and Wawa have personal friendships they value.

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>tfw I (not you) am literally married to Ceres Fauna (my wife btw (not yours)) and you (you, not me) can't even be her friend
Lmao

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>>49807801
>hey fauna, if you're reading this i'm fucking dead uuuuuuuuuuuu
kino ludo

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>>49860329
nice bump schizo

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>>49848925
>>49860984
I posted these, btw

[Anonymous No.]

Woops, i accidentally spilled my stuff here. Be careful, saplings.

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>>49801052
I'm not Fauna but I like you too

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>>49861258
If one sapling drank it all up, they could sacrifice themselves for the greater good of the whole. I say you do it.

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>>49801052

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>>49861258
ACK

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>>49861479
NO, SPIT IT OUT, YOU STUPID FUCK

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>>49803313
Even if she truly doesn't and she really is just doing it for the money then she's a good liar, better then the rest who can barely hide how much they hate their jobs and their fans. I honestly don't' care if it's all an act