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Meanwhile, in the /vt/ trenches...

>> No.49787910
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I'm tired of this pointless fighting

>> No.49788000

SHIT! ANOTHER NOOMBERS THREAD JUST ROLLED IN ON THE HORIZON! GET DOWN!

>> No.49788036
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>>49787821
Fauna and her unit still haven't returned from last night's trench raid. And nobody has managed to drag Kronii back to our lines after she got shot while trying to get grab a lost dog in no-man's-land. Her painful moans have gotten weaker and weaker. It stopped just an hour ago and it's still hours until the sun sets. I don't think she's gonna make it.
I just hope Bae is safe down in the land of the Turks...

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>>49787821
HERE COMES THE ROOSTER!!!
YA KNOW HE AIN'T GONNA DIE!!!

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Remember to take adequate rest guys, you can't shitpost the sisters if you are in bad shape

>> No.49788207

I saw someone run out of No-Manz-land today.
Their screams and cries as they were mowed down by both friend and foe made for a haunting but satisfying moment.
Despite our enemies differences, we share something in common.
Maybe that will help us come to an agreement one day and the fighting may end.

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>> No.49788319

>Sir! Those dirty yellow-eyed Niji bastards are coming right for us.

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49788361

WAKE UP THE EN BRANCHES ARE GASSING US AGAIN

>> No.49788426

We need to gas the nijers that we captured!

>> No.49790375
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A whizz bang shell from the vshitshows flew by and I dropped my box of slugs into a puddle. Now I have to go over the top with damp shells...

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PUT YOUR MASKS ON NOW!!!!!! THEY'RE SHELLING US WITH /BECOME/ GAS!!!!

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>>49788036
I fear for Bae's fate on Gallipoli... havent heard any good news for a while now

>> No.49790923

We're going to attack the niji trenches tonight. There's no hope, were all gonna die. Command is ordering us to die. How can we possibly spot those nijinigs in the darks?

>> No.49791017

>>49787821
I was genuinely looking for the hidden watamelon in OP pic

>> No.49791027

>>49788319
>Another damn human wave attack. They can't even arm them with 2d models anymore, they're just PNG's! Have they gone completely mad? Doesn't matter I guess... the only good niji is a graduated niji, and we're going to be handing out plenty of diplomas today.

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>>49790906
Have faith in Chaos

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Just mowing some grass

>> No.49792777

>>49787821
I can't remember the last time I had a stream ration. I've resorted to catching rrats to stave off the emptiness.

>> No.49792874

>>49790760
LET ME INHALE IT, I WANT TO /BECOME/ LAMY

>> No.49796259

>>49792874
NO ANON, THATS THE /MEAT/ GAS!

>> No.49796455

>>49796259
LIES

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>>49787821
>"Anon hell in May 2023, on a day that was so quiet and still on the whole front that the army report confined itself to a single sentence: All quiet on the /vt/ front."
>"He had fallen forward and lay on the earth as though sleeping. Turning him over one saw that he could not have suffered long: his face had an expression of calm, as though almost glad the end of /vt/ had finally come."

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>>49792874

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>>49790760
When will this war end? Fucking Botan is sniping us and Mikochi is dropping grenades on us from Drones.

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She'll run out of Engineers eventually?

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Anons, I write to you. My comrades at the front... you and your iron will and resolve which no other men on this planet can emulate, now and forever.
I wanted to let you know that I have been blinded with the /become/ gas, and will have to stop fighting in the war to recuperate. Once my eyes have been de-Lamyfied, I intend to apply to art school, so I may draw my oshi...
I hope that I get accepted. It would be very unfortunate if I wasn't.

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2 WEEKS!

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>>49790760
You have changed, anon.
The war has changed you...

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Its time to push the orc hordes back, who are with me

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Sometimes I can still hear them, Coco violent screams piercing the night as she ran to divert enemy fire from a wounded Corporal Haachama, Rushia's gurgling death rattles as she struggled to keep her intestines from spilling out after being hit by an enemy sniper. Fuck, we were only three days out when Sergeant Aloe accidentally stepped on a mine, all her bits blown sky high. The taste of her blood, the feeling of bits of flesh spattered across my face, like paint on a canvas.

>> No.49798007

>>49797918
>This is Botan's inner monologue as she reminisces the Hundred Days Offensive, before having a PTSD attack immediately afterward

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>>49797546

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>>49798981
KEK
mein neger

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>My name is General Luknight Brightmoon the 2nd.
>I have killed and removed the skins of approximately 56 Nijiniggers with my broadsword and have personally intercepted and destroyed over 200 bait thread operations with my royalty approved Botanese specced naaa-rifle.
>We go panda hunting when we can and the pelts we do not take back to the trenches for warmth, we toss into their wells to sour the water with rot, puss, and filth
>We burn every village where sunflowers grow and watch the little children kick their legs and dance in the flames tied to effigies of Riku
>We fight with rifle and sword and as I meet the enemy at the foot of his trench with my sword raised, as I cut him open from shoulder to groin and watch long rubber ropes flow out of stomach and in between his legs, I see horror reflected in his eyes
>behind me, my brother rests in a barbed wire cradle. behind me, my brother learns to crawl without legs.
>I let the chink fall off of my sword.
>I caress my ring of pledge and know that I am just

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>>49797219
Live in Piss.
Fight in Piss.
Rest in Piss.

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>>49787821
Wake up mofo
Patriot now
F-16s soon
Vatniks and zhangs be damned

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He's arrived. We're doomed.

>> No.49801279

>>49800969
>he wouldn't be on our side

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>>49801279
I feel like he'd just dismantle the machine of discourse; this website would be finished under his/their will.

>> No.49803821

>>49787821

*enormous amounts of cock-sucking can be heard from either end amidst the cries of man/women-children wailing about how they're canon fodder meant and why they can't be more parasocial with their anime tubers*

>> No.49804285

The western flank can't hold! The Vshojo company keeps having defectors!

>> No.49804551

>>49800606
Let's show them, NAFO sister. For trans rights.

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hey guys /fvr/ here i brought a chuuba to sing for the troops

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>>49787821
China up lads! The demned nijis are reeling under the weight of the largest barrage of yabs ever seen in history, what! Half of Vshojo have thrown in the towel and defected, we are on the very cusp of final victory. One last big push and we will all be home for our Oshis Christmas stream and Hololive shall rule the streams. Fix bayonets and let's give these chinks and roasties what for! God save Yahoo, huzzah!

>> No.49807121

>>49806803
March along the creeping barrage at first dawn, this is the final push and we'll take their capital!

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