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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Previous thread: >>4965265

>> No.4978591

>>4978530
Isn't that image against the rules?

>> No.4978632

>>4978591
No

>> No.4978636

>>4978632
Prove it.

>> No.4978661

Gura is just overall awesome and cute. Only retarded people think otherwise

>> No.4978664
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>> No.4978681

>>4978636
How? It's already posted.

>> No.4978686
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4978686

>> No.4978687

>>4978681
It must be a fluke. Convince me these images are okay to post.

>> No.4978688

>>4978636
The burden of proof is on the person making the claim
Prove it's against the rules.

>> No.4978698
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>>4978687
Stop being such a rules-lawyering faggot.
Post shark ass instead.

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>>4978778

>> No.4978908
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>>4978530

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>>4978719
do you have this one but without the hand in full res?

>> No.4979046
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4979046

>>4978530
I missed the rest of the stream after gura said pussy, what else did she do while I was asleep?

>> No.4979071
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4979071

Gura's giant cock

>> No.4979266
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>>4978975
Here

>> No.4979325

>>4979266
god bless you anon

>> No.4979370
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4979370

I really want her to Collab with anyone outside of EN or ID, but I guess she'd be too nervous.

>> No.4979461
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4979461

>>4979370
Nacho mama should hopefully be an upcoming collab

>> No.4979651

>>4979071
your creepy fetish isn't wanted here.

>> No.4979674

>>4979651
It is by me

>> No.4979838
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4979838

>>4979651
>Gura has a dick

>> No.4979884
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4979884

Im gonna miss gura's morning collab, enjoy it without me

>> No.4980221

>>4979071
This chart is clearly incorrect.
Sharks have a pair of hemipenes, so therefore, there should be two massive cocks coming from Gura. Not one.
Related:
https://files.catbox.moe/1x562u.jpg

>> No.4980393

>>4979838
>>4979674
go away pornsick broken boy samefag

>> No.4980780

GURA LUST!

>> No.4980803

>>4980393
At least we're not gorefags

>> No.4980901
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4980901

>>4980393
PENIS!

>> No.4980964
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>> No.4981089
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4981089

I want to bully this brat

>> No.4981139

>>4980221
My dick shouldnt have reacted so strongly to this but it did.

>> No.4981203
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4981203

>>4980803
I like blood

>> No.4981285

I see fags pushing "gura is so lazy" rrat are at it again on the board. She has literally three streams in two days and still they go for it.

>> No.4981451

>>4981285
They ran out of material a long time ago so now they're timelooping the lazy thing and not caring about hololive. Oh, also botting, that has become popular lately.
The design simultaneously pandering to pedos but her audience being exclusively children is one of my favourite absolute nonsense statements

>> No.4981519

>>4981451
Pretty loaded children out there then, lol.

>> No.4983299

>>4981519
the patrons of the patricians loins

>> No.4983672
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4983672

>>4980221
yes chef

>> No.4984177

What have you guys planned for gura's birthday

>> No.4984245

>>4984177
Getting shitfaced and posting incoherently in her chat.

>> No.4984261
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4984261

This is the first time in I don't even know how long that I'm excited to wake up early on a Saturday.

>> No.4984293
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>> No.4984563
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4984563

I missed half of gura's bowser's fury stream because I had a date with real fishes in the sanctuary. She read my chat, at least.

>> No.4984649
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4984649

Rrat of the century: Gura's hand didn't slip, she got another super-closeup deliberately.

>> No.4984736

>>4984563
>with real fishes
You calling her a fake fish? Them's fightin' words bud.

>> No.4984774

>>4984649
Does not even qualify as a rrat. Of course it was deliberate.

>> No.4984874

45 minutes to suffering stream.

>> No.4985072
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4985072

>>4984874
Nah. It will be fun.

>> No.4985076

>>4984774
https://youtu.be/To-uQY08mRI?t=14794
No, I mean here. She means to zoom out and "accidentally" zooms in.

>> No.4985156

>>4985072
Well, if you consider beat-em-up lag fun, I guess...

>> No.4985191

>>4985156
There's nothing stopping Gura from being the host and Mori suffering.

>> No.4985211

>>4985156
>watching for the videogames
lmao imagine being this fucking gay. I watch it for cute girls giggling.
If I want to watch someone play videogames I'd just register myself playing anything and masturbate to me destroying everything and everyone.

>> No.4985258

>>4985211
Imagine being this sociopathic to your own oshii.

>> No.4985476

Imagine imagining the smell of Gura's sweatbooth after she finishes recording voicepacks... She isn't going to clean it either. It's going to be permanently stinky.

>> No.4985783
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A blessed day full of blessed shark.

>> No.4985878
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4985878

Hello /ggg/

>> No.4985964

>>4984177
Im gonna give her a superchat, and then spend the rest of the day with my father

>> No.4986011
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4986011

>>4979046
She claimed to not realize she said it, then shortly after asked "What if I said it again, but pretend like I didn't say it?" Maximum shark sass.

>> No.4986061
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4986061

I hope Gura slept well and there won't be technical difficulties with the collab.

>> No.4986139

>>4986011
I want to mount Gura's plessie.

>> No.4986141

>>4986061
it's already cursed, you don't need to jinx it

>> No.4986162
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4986162

Im at work right now so I can't enjoy the collab, fuck this shit

>> No.4986166

>>4986061
It's with Mori, technical difficulties are a given.

>> No.4986197

>>4986166
Mori AND Gura.
It's a match made in tech-support hell

>> No.4986495

>>4978530
>FILE DELETED
kek

>> No.4986571

Laziest holo

>> No.4986577
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4986577

i am awak

>> No.4986627
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4986627

Gawr Gura on Saturday monrning!

>> No.4986690

>>4986571
>Gura has laziest antis
>streamer reflects the fanbase

You might be right.

>> No.4986694

Nice animation though.

>> No.4986698

>that sprite
fucking adorable

>> No.4986704
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4986704

I love the art for the collab

>> No.4986707
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good morning

>> No.4986724
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4986724

>>4986577
Don't look so sad. You may be tired, but it's shark time.

>> No.4986771

>>4986571
>ayame does not exist
also go back

>> No.4986794

>>4986698
Do we know the author?

>> No.4986813

Those sprites in the corner are great.

>> No.4986876

Sleepy Gura delivered.

>> No.4986993

>>4986794
we do now

>> No.4987017

Gura is already cute.

>> No.4987075
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4987075

Works hard at night, wakes up and works hard in the morning, then has another stream in the evening. God she's inspiring holy shit.

>> No.4987106

hopefully mori doesn't edit the cute part out again

>> No.4987170

I also had detention once for being late! WE ARE!

>> No.4987213

>official in-game sprites
oh nice

>> No.4987217

I woke up and within minutes I’ve been blessed by cute shark. Life is good.

>> No.4987220

>>4987106
Never underestimate Mori's ability to fuck up.
I am recording everything anyway, and others are too, I am sure. You will have your cute.

>> No.4987267

>>4987220
oh don't worry about me
Video fragments: 503; Audio fragments: 503; Total Downloaded: 283.29MiB

>> No.4987357

>>4987267
Hoarding everything is the right mentality here, I salute you anon.

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>>4987220
> and others are too, I am sure
Yep

>> No.4987706

Lol lagged Gura is still a better player.
Can't say I did not totally expect that.

>> No.4987736

Please, Gura, stomp on me like that.

>> No.4987997
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4987997

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

>> No.4988030

LATERS

>> No.4988276

aaaaaaaaaahhhhh. I woke up 15 minutes late, but at least Gura sounds extra cute this morning

>> No.4988349

>>4988276
you missed nothing except a particularly good JWU voice at the very start

>> No.4988372

How sleepy is gura?

>> No.4988382

Is kicking your friend who is dead a legit res mechanic here, or just Mori doing Mori things?

>> No.4988453

>>4988382
Kicking your dead friend is how you resurrect them, if their angel floats off the screen they can't come back until the room is cleared, but stomping them brings their angel back down.

>> No.4988475

gura those are called nuggets

>> No.4988684
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4988684

Oh boy I can't wait for deadbeats to throw a fucking fit in Mori's comments over this.

>> No.4988794

Predicted it, lol.
Glad so many of us were recording.

>> No.4988815

debut-era monster

>> No.4988854

At least Gura seemed to actually have fun this time. Or she learned to hide her frustration well.

>> No.4988899
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>Debut Monster
Oh lawd

>> No.4988951

she definitely hasn't showered this morning, right?

>> No.4989001

>>4988951
Shower.. morning..?? she takes baths after streams.

>> No.4989015

>>4988951
She'll probably take a hot bath right after this stream.

>> No.4989046

>I love tough girls
>I do too
BEAT ME UP GURA

>> No.4989047

>>4989015
>>4989001
imagine the smell

>> No.4989156
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4989156

>>4989047
Salty Lavender

>> No.4989234

>>4989015
She'll do it after the shillstream, not this one.
>>4989156
I'll buy it.

>> No.4989296

just started watching, what did I miss?

>> No.4989314

>>4989296
Morning Gura, some scuff.

>> No.4989351

>>4989234
Why not both?

>> No.4989356

>>4989296
Mori collab breaking like last time. Cute shork being cute.

>> No.4989415

>>4989351
Has she ever mentioned taking multiple showers/baths a day before?

>> No.4989475

>>4989415
no. she has mentioned showering specifically, but does seem to favor after-stream baths as the other anon said. regardless, we can be sure that she rolled out of bed and logged straight on to the collab this morning without showering.

>> No.4989477

>>4989415
Yes

>> No.4989498

>Constant crashing
>Control mapping incorrect
She did zero testing before the stream huh. At least goomba is having fun.

>> No.4989543

>the smartest duo
I bet between the two of them they could even figure out the 13 times table

>> No.4989551

>>4989498
>She did zero testing before the stream huh.
well, i mean... come on. it's not a special guest, it's just gura. right?

>> No.4989597

Gura is a fucking retard I bet she isn't even pressing any buttons on the game over screen

>> No.4989598

>>4989498
>>4989551
At least pay attention to the stream. They already mentioned testing it beforehand, getting it to work across the planet is just janky.

>> No.4989605

>>4989543
it only goes up to 12?????

>> No.4989619

I feel pretty bad for developers who obviously wanted this collab to happen enough to actually get lead artist to render both sprites.

>>4989498
Yep. Would not be surprised in the slightest if Gura did prep properly and just feigns unfamiliarity.

>> No.4989658

>>4989597
fuck off deadbeat your oshi is shit at preparing collabs

>> No.4989671

>>4989619
maybe they should have written a test suite and then run it as part of their CI/CD build. unless... you don't suppose these devs skipped setting up the CI/CD completely, do you?

>> No.4989700

>>4989498
They did do a little testing, but this seems to be a keybind issue.

>> No.4989715

>>4989658
Your oshi is a brainlet who doesn't know how to press z.

>> No.4989734

>>4989605
A-anon...

>> No.4989738

>>4978632
kek

>> No.4989739

>>4989658
Not if it's with the nigguk tho!

>> No.4989745

>>4989715
cope

>> No.4989779

get the fuck out retards this is gura thread

>> No.4989810

>>4989715
Gargle gigcucks balls some more

>> No.4989867
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>>4989597
>>4989715
What the fuck did you just fucking say about her, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Atlantis Threshers, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on R'lyeh, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in orca warfare and I'm the top javelinist in the entire Atlantean armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to Gura over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the ocean and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Atlantean Skirmish Forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.4989890

>>4989598
There's also steam's built couch share they could try. Hamachi, Nvidia share. There can't have been much testing if they had no idea what the keybinds were or had tried other less hard lock filled options.

>> No.4989971

>>4989715
she pressed all the buttons. watch the stream.

>> No.4990037

>>4989890
Oh right they should have tested the game over screen too. Shut up retard.

>> No.4990063

>>4989867
I'm >>4989715, I'm sorry. I didn't know, I got too cocky and now I'm about about to become a sushi surprise.

>> No.4990095

it's just like resident evil!

>> No.4990396

yes gura I will stand in the way of your whip

>> No.4990400

>>4990037
>Not testing at least to the first boss
Mate, come on. This is akin to crashing when you crab the pole in mario.

>> No.4990698

>>4990400
Yeah they should have tested the edge case of the game over screen when Gura dies last! Again, shut up retard.

>> No.4990791

i want to beat gura and put her in her place

>> No.4990801

Why aren't they doing the obvious thing and attacking the boss simultaneously from both sides?

>> No.4990848

I want to hug Gura and stroke her hair

>> No.4990916

>you mindbreak yourself
Gura you masochist, I love you

>> No.4990981
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>>4990698
>Edge case
>Happens early in the stream
>Happening frequently enough they comment on the number of links
Nah

>> No.4991060

>>4990801
Gura can also run but she just walk for some reason.

>> No.4991327

At least the game itself looks nice and seems to have decent complexity, so it's not all bad. Also Gura is very cute.

>> No.4991372
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>some people would kill for this
You're god damned right I would, Reaper.

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4991444

>Two ladies just stompin on him
>Both our chat's would liker this

>> No.4991506

recently i have been thinking a lot about how it would feel for gura to gently bite me in various places using her razor-sharp teeth

>> No.4991558

Romper stomper watchalong when?

>> No.4991630
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I wish Gura was better at games

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>>4991506
Me too, anon.

>> No.4991727

>>4991630
She's doing pretty well considering she's using a keyboard. I couldn't play this game worth a damn that way either.

>> No.4991743

>>4991638
Based as fuck.
You will be missed, anon.

>> No.4991881

I'm booting up the game to try gura's controls.

>> No.4992039
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4992039

Damn this game's soundtrack is banging.

>> No.4992155

FIRST TRY!

>> No.4992217

>>4992155
If you squint.

>> No.4992279

>>4991727
There are very few times that I've seen Gura do well in a game.

>> No.4992325
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4992325

>beat boss
>Naga out of fucking nowhere with a chain

>> No.4992400

One tho three PISS.

>> No.4992474

>>4992279
if Gura ever does well she immediately activates samegaki mode and jinxes herself

>> No.4992543

Okay, part one of suffering is over.
Now for part two.

>> No.4992547
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>>4992279
You should watch her last DMC3 stream. She was super tired but was still pulling well timed dodges and having sporadic bursts of high competency. I'm very proud of how much she's improving her spatial skills.

>> No.4992593

>>4992543
>gura stream
>suffering
You're not making sense.

>> No.4992680

>>4992547
>vidrelated
Did she squeal? I have to know.

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4992727

I missed the stream, can I get qrd?

>> No.4992784

>>4992727
Gura cute, lots of scuff, but they beat the first boss at least.

>> No.4992794

>>4992547
Yeah, I actually think the endurance stream worked, she was getting the hang of it and didn't seem to forget it all for the next DMC3 stream.

>> No.4992801

>>4992727
Gura did this to everyone who watched the stream live
https://files.catbox.moe/vu46ne.png

>> No.4992814

>>4991727
Why isn't she using a controller?

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4992909

>>4987997

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4992927

>>4992680
She will when she sees it here.
>>4992727
>I missed the stream, can I get qrd?
They got stuck on the first boss for a long while and Parsec was being difficult, but they eventually won out.

>> No.4992970

>>4992814
Her USB cord is only 2 feet long and she hasn't bought a longer one yet because Gura.

>> No.4992977

>>4992814
She has a penis-sized USB cable to connect her PS4 controller to her PC and it's not a very big penis.

>> No.4993216

>>4992970
>>4992977
Got it, she probably should get a bluetooth adapter instead though.

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4993323

>>4992794
With the rate she's improving she'll be ready for Bloodborne in no time. She'll need good timing and a lot of aggression for that game, but she'll love it.

>> No.4993494

I want to cum in Gura's bellybutton and slurp it up like a jello shot as she calls me degenerate names.

>> No.4993557

>Bowser's fury vod
>I used to watch E3 because I liked the music performances
Holy shit this is who they kept doing those awful Just Dance performances for.

>> No.4993871

>>4993494
You slurp it up or she does?

>> No.4993935

>>4993871
>she does
That would be quite the trick.

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Alright boys, you got a little over 8 hours to do those reps. No excuses this time, we've had a double dose of shark and she's working hard for us. Time to work hard for her.

>> No.4994103

Gura was very cute this morning, can't wait to get a second dose of her tonight

>> No.4994127

>>4993978
i can't. the bank and post office are closed now. the collab was timed at exactly the right time to block me from doing anything.

>> No.4994155

>>4994103
too bad its a shill stream she probably does not even want to do

>> No.4994186

>>4993978
Yup yup. Now that my Gura battery is nice and charged, I'm ready to do some reps that I've been slacking on.

>> No.4994241

>>4994127
You can do crunches, push-ups, and planks anywhere Anon! I believe in you!
>>4994186
Go get 'em!

>> No.4994348

>>4981285
She is lazy as fuck dude dont be retarded. She literally cant go on amazon and get a splitter and it took literal months of chat yelling at her to get a pro controller.

I love Gura and shes the best but dont pretend like she isnt a lazy fuck when there is a stream where she knocks the pots and pans around on her desk from the cooking stream that was a week prior.

>> No.4994416

>>4989498
>ns
The game didnt crash a single time Gura is just dumb and didnt push the right button. She literally pressed it 2 times during the stream she just didnt realize that she did it.

>> No.4994439

cleaning my monitors with windex and a paper towel to troll gura and mama shark

>> No.4994455

>>4991881
Downloaded the game as well to try it out, i can say that the controls on kb are ass, and i dont think you can change them cause i went into the mapping screen and could only exit. It's one of those games where you need both hands on the keyboard, and it could have worked fine if they didn't clutter the keys so much, for example if your index and middle fingers are on the attack keys the block one is in the most awkward position, also jump is H and run is double tap instead of shift. You can actualy parry with good timing but its really tight and if you miss a block you get cc stunned. Can't imagine playing with 500ms with a controller let alone a keyboard.

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>>4994348
>>4994416
I want dead beats to stop being so rude.

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>>4992801
Considering that gura canonically has picrel, im glad I didnt watch it

>> No.4994678

>>4994548
Nigga ive been sexually attracted to shark girls for 15 years but im not gonna lie about my Oshi unlike some of you cunts.

I can point out Gura's flaws because I love her more than you.

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>>4994662
You forget that sharks have a lot of backward facing teeth, jesus.

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>>4994678
That's a very rude and presumptuous thing to say.

>> No.4995066

>>4994848
That too, but i did hear gura saying she had teeth all the way to the back of her throat

>> No.4995179

>>4994848
>Doesn't want dick to be torn to shreds by Gura
What are you? Gay?

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>>4995179
I didn't realize slaanesh was a chumbud.

>> No.4995417

>>4995179
I actually think about fucking men

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on gardening duties

>> No.4995599

>>4995514
Gawrdening. Spell correctly.

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>>4994455
>tfw I died 3 times to the first boss on normal with no lag
Yeah I feel for her, the keyboard control sucks dick, one of the worst I've ever touched (although I've not played this type of game very much) I don't understand why they put RB and LB so far apart it makes executing easy combos so frustrating.

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Gura is not genuine

>> No.4996093
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What are the 3 best things about Gura besides her model?

>> No.4996135

>>4996093
her voice, her personality, and her sense of humor

>> No.4996165

>>4996093
>besides her model
>implying that's even in the top 3

>> No.4996204

>>4996093
She's pretty witty when she wants to be.
She's a fucking degenerate.
She can sing.
She's relatable to us retards, with her luke warm IQ.
She's a woman.

>> No.4996241

>>4996093
Her voice is the best thing above all

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>>4996093
>>4996135
Literally this. Also her singing abilities and her weird brain that I still don't know how it works. She's really a peculiar character so it's pretty obvious that it attracts curious people.

>> No.4996366

>>4996204
Not even that much of a degenerate, which is even better. There is a very thin line here, and she straddles it well.

>> No.4996381

>>4996093
>>4996135
This, and she's nice to us, which means a lot.

>> No.4996404

>>4996165
if you seriously think its not one of the main reasons people are initially drawn to Gura then you are delusional

>> No.4996426

>>4996404
sure, but that doesn't put it in the top 3 best things about her. it's not even in the top 5.

>> No.4996435

>>4996404
>initially
This is like saying clips are the main reason people are drawn to Gura.

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>>4996135
Anon, I believe that "sense of humor" is part of what makes up a personality. Name one more thing

>> No.4996473

>>4996404
Model by itself will hold you for five minutes tops, ie what happened to that fucking copycat troon sharkfag wtihout personality. People literally took the model and went away to the horny threads.

>> No.4996499

>>4996452
this is the most retarded post yet. every aspect of her could be rolled up into "her character". you failed. leave while you still can.

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>>4996426
Your top 5 list then?

>> No.4996608

>>4996473
That is why i said "initially". People see cute thing and click on it. That is known since cat videos on the internet became a thing.

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>>4996093
1) Life
2) Love
3) Drive

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>>4996499
It makes for better discussion if you list out specific traits.

>> No.4996771

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxspLx0GcOw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxspLx0GcOw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxspLx0GcOw

>> No.4996796

>>4996404
>if you seriously think its not one of the main reasons people are initially drawn to Gura then you are delusional
When i first saw the reveal i was way more interested in ina and ame designwise. Gura looked kinda boring.
t. Long-time lolicon

>> No.4996807

>>4996771
>golden eyes Gura
what implications does this have for the lore

>> No.4996850

>>4996807
[handrubbing intensifies]

>> No.4996866

>>4996093
Her singing voice is a gift from Heaven.
So witty and dumb at the same time that the Lex Luthor hypothesis is an actual thing.
The kindness of an angel, at least to her members.

>> No.4996898

>>4996850
handrubbing from the spaceballs watchalong soundpost when

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>>4996866

>> No.4996958

>>4996771
If Gura actually gets any money from the ads, she'll fucking rake it in now. Unless Cover gyps them out of good contracts. Fucking Adin Ross gets $2m/month from a single gambling shill. And smaller streamers like Lirik can get hundreds of thousands for a one time game shill.
Hopefully Cover gives her more than a flat rate for it.

>> No.4997008

>>4996404
Going by model alone, Mori would have been my favorite before. Gura and Ina have unironically given me a flat chest fetish.

>> No.4997038

>>4996796
that does prove what exactly?

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>>4996771
I like the thumbnail.

>> No.4997089

>>4996771
Still not sure if I will stay awake this long for a shill stream...

>> No.4997098

>>4997038
As not really a lolicon I concur, she looked the blandest. Sort of baseline cute.
Boy was I glad to be wrong on that occasion!

>> No.4997111

>>4997089
sponsored streams are an important part of her career. you do want her to be financially secure, right?

>> No.4997135

>>4996771
>not her type of game
>will stream for 60-90 minutes at most
>will force herself to have "fun"
i strongly dislike shill streams
everything feels artificial and forced

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>>4996807
Gura confirmed God among Mortals.

>> No.4997149

I recognized Nacho-mama's artstyle the moment I saw her, love at first sight.

>> No.4997159

>>4997008
Yeah, the model didn't really turn me on until after I'd watched Gura for months.

>> No.4997161

>>4997135
She will stream to the end of the demo at least.

>> No.4997177

>>4997149
i didn't recognize it because there were no cat ears but as soon as she pointed it out i was really excited.

>> No.4997192

>>4997111
dude she already made over 500k in SCs and has about 20k membershrimps
you really think she is in danger of having any money problems in the near future?

>> No.4997198

>>4997135
Such is the reality of promoter work, anon. She shirks it as much as possible, God bless her soul, but sometimes there is no helping it.

>> No.4997209

>>4997192
not enough!

>> No.4997279

>>4997135
I don't see any reason to think she won't have fun with the game, from what I saw of Mori's stream of it. and shillstreams are the only way to get her to read konosuba so give me a dozen more shillstreams of that, thanks

>> No.4997291

>>4997135
not to mention the VOD views will be horrible

>> No.4997328

>>4997192
Gura isn't making enough until she moves to a better place and preferably has a cute maid to help her live her daily life.

>> No.4997341

>>4997279
>shillstreams are the only way to get her to read konosuba
huh?

>> No.4997387

>>4997341
if you know another channel where she's secretly reading konosuba to listeners without a sponsorship, i insist that you post it right now.

>> No.4997498

>>4997387
She will never read Konosuba on stream again. It was a one time thing. The company behind Konosuba gave her 1 volume to shill. There will be no continuation of this.

>> No.4997526

>>4997498
T _ T

>> No.4997532

>>4997498
They could do another sponsorship and she could read more of it.

>> No.4997607

>>4997532
they COULD but they won't

>> No.4997818

>>4996929
>Cat-shark-angel-cowgirl

>> No.4997840

>>4997818
500% GURA

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>>4996929
Not even her final form

>> No.4998191
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4998191

Gawr Game Journalist Good-at-Games Gura

>> No.4998266

>>4997192
Well, she does want to spend money on us, too. There are a lot of things she has to buy or commission herself.

>> No.4998397

>>4997111
>>4997192
>>4997328
Gura's so frugal she doesn't even buy fucking butter or a badly needed air conditioning unit. The fact that she's spent so much on soundproofing is touching. Let her ply her trade, she knows what she's doing. Plus I'm pretty sure management didn't ask. That game comes out in a couple weeks and Gura probably won't be the last hololiver to do a demonstration.

>> No.4998415

>>4998397
i want her to have millions of dollars

>> No.4998480

>>4998397
When she tells us about her housing situation, I genuinely become concerned. I mean old house is one thing, but SHIT wiring is quite another.

>> No.4998481

>>4997192
She only gets about 30% of that 500k in SCs. And probably 30% for members as well.

Also worth noting that being a livestreamer is not a lifelong career, so you need to make enough money to cover the fact that you might have to retire decades earlier than usual. Unless she can find success in a new market afterwards.

Also I want her to live in a luxurious mansion, never having problems with anything ever again. She deserves it.

>> No.4998616

>>4998481
What comes after their first anniversary will be crucial. She strikes me as not especially commited to the corporate side of things, all this collab/promotion/on the clock shit, but genuinely enjoying her interactions with the viewers, who respond in kind.

Which is basically a recipe for a sucessfull indie.

>> No.4998669

>>4998480
She mentioned there's not much selection shopping-wise, either.

>> No.4998711

>>4998480
A lot of old houses still have outdated knob-and-tube wiring systems. Electrical crackling can indicate that the wiring has corroded and/or has gaps in it causing an arc. If it makes you feel any better: They're hardy and last a long time, but once they start to go the only thing you can do is replace them. This is rather expensive and if it's a rental her landlord probably doesn't care to do it.

I hope she has fire alarms.

>> No.4998852

Gura would be a fucking terrible indie, the only reason she gets anything done is thanks to her manager riding her ass.

>> No.4998925

>>4979071
cringe, Gura has a small, cute peen.

>> No.4998930

>>4998852
>ywn ride gura's ass
why even live

>> No.4998967

>>4998925
she has two small, cute peens

>> No.4999046

>>4998967
>you will never simultaneously get Gura to cum all over your face and in your mouth at the same time
why even live

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i think this is the first thing she shilled that i won't try, because i don't have an xbox.

>> No.4999212

>>4999175
Will be on PS4, PS5, and PC as well.

>> No.4999239

>>4999212
thank you gooruh

>> No.4999307

>>4999175
I never try anything they shill, no matter what it is. They're not getting paid anything for it, since hololive only gives them a flat rate.

>> No.4999333

>>4999307
wow who crapped in your cereal?

>> No.4999350

>>4999307
If more people use the referral link and play the game then it looks better for when trying to get future sponsors. They will obviously want to sponsor people who have high click-throughs.

>> No.4999561

>>4999350
More sponsors isn't a good thing. Unless they're rhythm games or other games Gura actually wants to play.

>> No.4999622

>>4999307
I try everything she shill, even the stuff she just mentions in passing and doesn't intend to shill. I will make sure she is the world's #1 moichent.

>> No.4999624

>>4999046
but they're small enough to fit both in your mouth at once

>> No.4999637

>>4999561
>More sponsors isn't a good thing
Gura needs to make money too. You do know people get 10s of thousands of dollars for a single sponsored stream right? Cover probably takes a cut but Gura is still making bank off of these.

>> No.4999640

>>4998415
I want to have millions of dollars and genuine friends

>> No.4999670

>>4999637
Gura already makes enough money to improve her life substantially, money isn't what is stopping her.

>> No.4999682

>>4999622
Truly you are the Gura's greatest ally.
Mazel tov!

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>>4999622
ngl when she mentioned she was drinking monster I ran right down and nabbed an Ultra Zero from my fridge. She's not the one that got me hooked on the motherfuckers though. That was Hideo Kojima, the son of a bitch.

>> No.4999772

>>4999670
More money is never a bad thing. Especially when this revenue stream ends decades earlier than any other career.

>> No.4999790

>>4999624
But why would you though?
1 in and 1 out.
Get the most out of them.

>> No.4999797

>>4999637
if a small streamer on Twitch with 5-10k viewers can get 100's of thousands. Gura can get way more.

>> No.4999887

>>4999624
or how about this:
why not both? Just because you're sucking Gura's futa cocks once, doesn't mean you can't suck them again.

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Im not feeling it today chumbuds

>> No.4999989

>>4999946
cheer up, doombud. turn that frown upside-down

>> No.5000061

>>4999946
What's eating you, chum?

>> No.5000072

please stop posting about hemi-futa gura i've jerked off three times today because of this topic and i'd like to actually get some work done today
thanks in advance

>> No.5000075

>>4999887
you make a compelling argument. I'll drain her balls and then she drains mine.

>> No.5000088

>>4999946
We get TWO Gura streams today. You'll make it.

>> No.5000215

>>5000088
they add up to a single gura stream, sadly. Collabs and shillstreams are only worth half.

>> No.5000239

>>5000061
Im starting to believe the lex luthor rrats again.

>> No.5000270

>>5000239
Based, they're true and Gura has us all dancing in the palm of her hands

>> No.5000274

>>5000239
What were those even about?

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>>5000239
Hey bud, chin up, Lex Luthor wasn't such a bad guy. There was a one-shot where Superman never existed so Luthor led the world into a golden age after curing cancer.

>> No.5000338

>>5000274
Everything Gura does is fake and intentionally manipulative. This is of course a completely retarded rrat.

>> No.5000342

>>5000274
They're about you lurking more.

>> No.5000409

>>5000310
>fit Gura going fo PR
>doing her hair

I am ready to coom every goddamn time I see this posted, which is to say every thread ever. It is unfair.

>>5000338
I expected something, I don't know, grander, some kind of conspiracy.

>> No.5000415

>>5000338
>Everything Gura does is fake and intentionally manipulative.
This is true though. It's called being an entertainer.

>> No.5000426

>>5000338
That's every vtuber out there minus the really menhera ones.

>> No.5000519

>>4998616
She did say she was proud of herself for doing all the corporate stuff right. I think she's a little afraid to disrupt things.

>> No.5000552

eight days to go until I can buy her merchs.

>> No.5000649

>>5000415
>>5000426
the meme is mocking an anti who takes it to extremes. and you're doing the opposite and saying everyone acting is manipulating people, also retarded

>> No.5000725

Couldn't catch the Calli collab this morning. How'd it go?

>> No.5000783

>>5000415
Bro she’s so fucking good. Why doesn’t she just work in hollywood? She could be making gajillions instead of millions.

>> No.5000785

>>5000725
They struggled with the first boss for a long while, but they had fun together. Then Nagatoro showed up and beat them to death with a chain.

>> No.5000859

>>5000415
Acting is not the same thing as being manipulative. The difference between the two is in general pretty obvious

>> No.5000946

>>5000338
>>5000415
You guys are being way too cynical and absolutist about this. Putting on an "act" and presenting yourself in a certain way isn't necessarily malevolent.

You remember when chat asked her if she has a filter when she was talking about momma shark having no filter? Her filter is staggeringly well constructed and they can't even see it. These Lex Luthor rrat people see it and assume she's some kind of evil genius.

No matter how many times people joke about sharkbrain anyone with eyes to see knows that she's razor sharp where it counts.

>> No.5001031

>>5000946
Yabs still do happen, but they are endearing yabs she plays off on the spot. That she is a smart girl was never in doubt.

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Now that the thread is at the bump limit, should >we use >>4999999 or not?

>> No.5001148

>>5001078
Awesome, thanks.

>> No.5001196

>>5001082
Not named to standard, better not.

>> No.5001219

>>5001082
no

>> No.5001345

>>5000946
When did I say being an entertainer was malevolent?
If anything I implied the exact opposite by calling it what it is, normal.

>> No.5001425

>>5001082
GURA GOT THE FUNNY NUMBERS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.5001426

>>5001345
You're very smart.

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The thought of getting groomed by evil genius loli makes me hard. That must be part of her plan too.

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>>5000342
Oh i know, as much as gura pretends to be stupid, it's obvious as day that she's smart. I just wonder how much she likes her audience

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>>5001438
MUTUAL GROOMING WITH GURA, I LOVE PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS

>> No.5001503

>>5001426
Thanks I got a B+ on my IQ test.

>> No.5001544

>>5001438
Gura will end up doing lolibabaa and it will be the most glorious lolibabaa world has ever seen.

>> No.5001586

>>5001544
she's a childhag every day

>> No.5001603

>>5001491
Look at any members only stream for an easy answer. She does like her audience a lot.

>> No.5001609

>>5001082
It's gonna be flooded by retards, better not.

>> No.5001744

>>5000649
Yes anon, Gura really is your kawaii gf, she loves you very much, you dumbass.

>> No.5001823

>>5001744
i fucking knew it,
i'm gonna go call my mum and tell her i have a girlfriend now

>> No.5001832

>>5001082
I'll probably go there because it's free range and not controlled by anyone.

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>>5001832
Sometimes, I wonder if this is a Gawr Gura Thread or a Fans of Gawr Gura Thread, so I see your point.

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>>5001859
You shouldn't have to wonder that at all. This is GURA CUTE territory.

>> No.5001949

>>5001859
This is the Gura worship thread

>> No.5002060

>>5001744
May as well be. She's always pampering us.

>> No.5002161

>>5001491
You can tell who Gura likes by just paying attention to what chat messages she responds to. It's not hard.

>> No.5002232

>>5002161
damn, she hates me.

>> No.5002255

>>5002161
She even specifically says she enjoys seeing X in her streams when they superchat good messages every stream. Man it makes me so jealous when she does that. I don't want to have to pay her to acknowledge and like me too.

>> No.5002265

>>5001859
>>5001949
/ggg/ Gura Goslings Genuflecting

>> No.5002316

i'm glad she reminded me that my pants were all torn up and that i should do something about it. rather than buying new ones, though, i just patched up the two old pairs i normally wear. i'll just patch them up one last time and get another three or four months out of them. of course, this is the third or fourth "one last time" i've patched up each of them.

>> No.5002350
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This beautiful, sweet, kind, charismatic, hilarious shark occupies heart and mind 24/7. She’s the warm blanket when I’m cold, the cool breeze when I’m hot, the funny joke when I’m feeling down, and the gentle embrace when it feels like I’m all alone in the world. She motivates me to be a better person and I love her so much. Gura cute! Gura love!

>> No.5002434

>>5002350
Gura has been making the pain in my ankle go away all week

>> No.5002454
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>>5002161
I guess she likes me then, later virgins

>> No.5002466

>>5002255
She likes plenty of normal chat messages. Just chat better, bro.

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>>5002466
But what if you suck at being funny?

>> No.5002568

Can someone timestamp me the point in the stream where she brings up Pikamee, I was away from my computer apparently getting something to eat.

>> No.5002581

>>5002524
Just accept that you're part of the crowd and imperceptibly lifting her mood when you call her cute or react appropriately to something she did, bro

>> No.5002603

>>5002568
Never mind, just found it.

>> No.5002616

>>5002466
She does but she never calls them out by name. Like the other day when she said she really enjoys seeing JasonDreams in her chat every stream. That dude probably riding that high for the rest of his life

>> No.5002744

>>5002616
Posts like yours are probably why she doesn't do that.

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>>5002255
>>5002466
>>5002616
She reads more than you think and she's good at it. She's caught my chats before even while the messages are scrolling crazy fast. She also doesn't read off too many from the same person out loud, probably for the same reason she doesn't leave hearts on comments.

>> No.5002833

>>5002744
People gonna get jealous either way, I don't think paying vs not paying to chat makes much of a difference.

>> No.5002920

>>5002790
The reason why Gura goes "WHO SAID THAT" sometimes is because she's slowly building up a filter list of people she likes.

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she said i was cute

>> No.5002966

>>5002581
But i want to be funny

>> No.5002967

I want to say she's cuter than usual but at this point it would feel like I'm copying the people who already said it so I don't say it

>> No.5002997

>>5002942
Aren't we all? Small and cute?

>> No.5003103

>>5002967
She has been projecting an interesting kind of confidence since she returned. I don't know what the root of it is, but it seems like a good thing.

>> No.5003113

>>5002966
Have you tried not being unfunny?

>> No.5003159

>>5002967
Pretend you're in this thread calling her cute and pound that enter button.

>> No.5003238

>>5003113
I have, i make people laugh, but I want to make people laugh even more

>> No.5003296

>>5003238
Given being funnier a try?

>> No.5003338

>>5002967
I think you're cuter than usual

>> No.5003386

>>5003296
You esl bro?

>> No.5003426

>>5003296
Ironically, it comes with social experience.

>> No.5003462

>>5003386

>> No.5003508

>>4983672
based pedo

>> No.5003698

>>5002920
If that's true I can't blame her. Her chat became a sewer during the Super Mario World 3D stream.

>> No.5003735

>>4995066
She said her skin feels like sandpaper too.

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Gura says a lot of things. She knows we'll risk anything for her.

>> No.5004052

>>5004019
>She knows we'll risk anything for her.
LETS GOOOOOOOO to prison for Gura!

>> No.5004078

>>5004052
YES, MY PRINCESS

>> No.5004158

>>5004078
>ywn die in a pointless war started by the bratty princess of atlantis

>> No.5004207

>>5003426
This, it's one reason why i talk to people

>> No.5004276

>>5004158
Not with that attitude.

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>>5002161
She reads my chat messages every now and then but never my SCs, what does that say about me?

>> No.5004306

>>5004296
Your SCs suck

>> No.5004322

>>5004296
Make better SCs. There are WAY more examples of SCs she's read, you should be able to solve this.

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>>5004158
There are always the flame wars on the Internet.

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>>5004296
She tends to read small personal questions the most, probably because they're easy to answer and make everyone feel a little more comfortable. If you SC her a direct statement she will often read it but usually not out loud. Pay attention to when she's reading your SC, watch her face. A candid smile means more than a simple repetition of your words.

>> No.5004690

>>5004459
What would be a good example of a small personal question?

>> No.5004741

>>5002255
It's a good thing. She's been getting more affectionate to us in general.

>> No.5004746

>>5004690
Do you ever remember what leg first hits the ground off the bed in the morning? Have you ever tried to make a note of it?

>> No.5004796

Ask her if one of her shark dicks is larger than the other.

>> No.5004813

>>5004690
How she likes certain kinds of food cooked. Whether she's done something before, like been to a monster truck rally or gone parasailing. Just little things that she can share without divulging sensitive personal information.

>> No.5004828

>>5004690
Gura I hear that if your urine tastes sweet it's a sign of diabetes do you want to pee in my mouth to check?

>> No.5004852

>>5004813
Feels weird superchatting something that is completely off-topic from the current stream.

>> No.5004885

>>5004746
Oh i can work with this

>> No.5004918

Decided to take a nap after the morning stream and slept longer than I wanted. Excited for cute shark round two in a bit, shill stream or not.

>> No.5004955

>>5004813
that's too hard. I'm going to call her cuter than the number of stars in the sky instead

>> No.5004973

>>5004852
She likes to blurt out off-topic things all the time.

>> No.5004985

>>5004852
If she's playing a game that requires focus she won't even catch them at the time. Imagine how weird it is for her to read a superchat giving her advice on something that happened two days ago.

>> No.5005031

>>5004885
Not every try will connect, just like it would in real life. Point is to get them to talk, about anything, really. Basically old PUA stuff, before they went all muh SMV LTR initiate kinesthetics retardation.

>> No.5005030

If I had SC money I'd send her lore questions. More people need to do that. She obviously likes them.

>> No.5005070

>>5004973
Yeah I guess she does. Just my introvert anxiety thinking she'd go "why would you talk about X when we are doing Y"
>>5004985
Don't have to be a backseater to be on topic

>> No.5005111

>>5005031
>PUA
Please stop saying this.

>> No.5005154

>>5005070
>Don't have to be a backseater to be on topic
That's true, but just remember that superchats are their own topic. When she's reading them she's talking to all the chumbuds, SCs or not. I'm 100% sure she appreciates having material for that just as much as game feedback.

>> No.5005159

>>5005111
How would you like me to say it then? Male relationship advice?

>> No.5005195

>>5005159
you don't need to post about it at all

>> No.5005229

>>5005154
>I'm 100% sure she appreciates having material for that just as much as game feedback
I never thought about it that way before but that's a good point. For someone who claims to never have anything to talk about and has no confidence in holding a conversation on her own, having topics thrown at her in SCs is probably a godsend.

>> No.5005542

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1403819398163570688
>A title best experienced on the Xbox Series X!
wow gura, you sure developed an enthusiasm for the xbox quickly!

>> No.5005609

>>5005542
I don't usually believe the manager tweet rrats but that is 100% a manager tweet.

>> No.5005620

>>5005542
You're just going to have to get over the fact that the girls do ads dude. Blame executive management if you want.

>> No.5005624

>>5005542
I know this is probably written by the sponsor, but has she ever even played an xbox game before? I didn't even know she had one.

>> No.5005631

>>5005542
I was thinking the exact same thing, boy do I hate sponsored streams. I understand why they do them but I hate em still. I don't even know if Gura gets any money from the sponsorship or if Cover takes everything.

>> No.5005683

>>5005542
Well, Todd Howard does technically work for Microsoft now.

>> No.5005701

>>5005620
dude i'm just having some fun

>> No.5005702

>>5005631
I can't wait for Gura to enjoy the game and come back to the threads to see people seething that she got paid to play it.

>> No.5005729

>>5005701
Sometimes it's hard to tell chumbud. The dead beats seemed to get real pissed off about it a few days ago.

>> No.5005739

>>5005624
I don't think she does unless Microsoft sent her one as part of the sponsorship.

>> No.5005755

>>5005542
There is no way Gura wrote something that coherent. Not even the slightest hint of her usual uwu speak.

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What reps are Gura actually doing besides being lovely to chat

>> No.5005788

>>5005702
Is it confirmed that Gura gets a cut of the advertising revenue for this shit? If shes getting her cut then whatever, if she isn't then I hope she isn't forcing herself to say things she doesn't believe in.

>> No.5005839

>>5005768
Three streams in less than 36 hours not good enough? She promised a busy week with lots of cool stuff, so you'll find out.

>> No.5005865

>>5005768
She seems to do her anxiety reps a lot

>> No.5005870

>>5005768
Jogging I think.

>> No.5005880

Roll for Kokoro was fucking hilarious and Gura has never had a bad shillstream.

>> No.5005923

>>5005788
Yes, merch and ads give the girls more money than any superchat or membership.
Many vtubers have talked about that stuff.

>> No.5005968

>>5005788
It would be absolutely insane if she didn't get a cut from them. Sponsors are the biggest source of income for a streamer by an extremely significant margin, not even Cover could be so cruel as to take 100% of it.

>> No.5006060

>>5005968
>not even Cover could be so cruel as to take 100% of it.
I'd love to believe that, especially considering how some of the JPtubers made statements backing up their confidence in Hololive. But, you know, rrats gonna rrat and I'm highly distrustful toward them over the Coco thing. All these girls are on contract and that contract has stipulations. Obviously I don't know what those are, but they can be quite unfair under certain conditions.

>> No.5006118

>>5005923
>>5005968
Companies are assholes, no matter the company. Vtubers have talked about this, but were they in a company? Has anyone confirmed that Cover DOESN'T take from the ad revenue? They pay them a salary and take cuts of SC, I really don't see whats stopping them from taking at MINIMUM portions of the shill payment, especially when Scarlet Nexus would have had to contact Cover themselves in order to set this up.

>> No.5006166

>>5006118
Obviously they take a portion. The original poster was saying that Cover probably takes 100% of it, which is stupid.

>> No.5006172

>>5006060
Cover isn't a black company no matter what rrats tell you. That's an insult to real black companies.

>> No.5006195

>>5006118
Yes, Nobuhime was part of an even blacker company than Cover, and she said how advertisements were the biggest part of her income.

>> No.5006223

>>5005702
She doesn't do a lot of sponsored streams so I dont really mind it. If she enjoys the game that's great, I just don't want see her have to struggle through a stream that she's clearly not having any fun in.

>> No.5006230

>>5006166
Until that is confirmed, I am not going to make an assumption that whatever deal there is favors the streamer.

>> No.5006286

>>5006118
Since Cover takes 50% of what the girls would receive from SCs, it wouldn't surprise me if they have a blanket policy to take 50% from any revenue source (unless the talent negotiates for a better rate).

>> No.5006299

>>5006230
Its not good to be that needlessly pessimistic, especially since we know from the SC revenue stream that its a fair split.

>> No.5006377

>>5005768
She's clearly been trying to improve her audio setup. Moving the pc, testing things out, buying the popup booth, all signs she's working on audio projects for us. I have no doubt between that, her birthday stuff, and anything else she's probably been pretty busy lately.

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I really, REALLY like the eyes on this. good taste gooruh

>> No.5006465

gura asked about the e3 watchalong thing and Ame said yes. nobody mentioned that here yet

>> No.5006505

>>5006465
Yes as in watch it together? If so, great.

>> No.5006537

>>5006465
I'm happy we helped Gura overcome anxiety in asking Ame about that.

>> No.5006593

>>5006465
if she asked about e3 watchalong then she probably also asked nacho mama for a collab too

>> No.5006767

Holohouse unironically needs to happen so that Gura and Ame can actually crash on the couch and do whatever the hell they want to do. Shork really needs a friend.

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>>5006465
Can't wait for it

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>>5006465
No one mentioned it because retards in /hlgg/ are having a shitstorm over it.

>> No.5006900

>>5006864
What is there to even have a shitstorm about?

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