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Do you guys ever imagine how chuubas live when they’re not streaming?

>> No.49714429

They just sit around unbathingly, crotches and asses smelling like rotting carcass. Waiting for me to love and fix them.

Smash Bros 64 my beloved.

>> No.49714645

Don't have to. The live with me! Naked 24/7 as the contract requires.

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probably like this

>> No.49716411

>>49715194
>>49716096
Jesus christ. How can people live like this?

>> No.49716479

>>49715194
>>49716096
I don't understand how someone can reach this point. Shit just gets in the way. It's going to get so annoying you'll be forced to at least move it to one corner out of the way.

>> No.49716623

Ah yes. How the 1% streamers have maids and waiters that do 100% cleaning for them because they could actually afford it and spend all their days and time being a full time streamer to appease their paypigs.

But on the other hand. The other 99% don't get any monetary safety net from their audience/sponsors so they live in pigstys. Some people are neat. Some are despots.

You take what you can get faggots.

>> No.49716622

>>49716096
Looks like someone just threw trash around. Just look at the table surface, not a speck of dust.

>> No.49716933

>>49713675
Filian lives in a huge ass apartment with nothing in it except a vr setup, a single mattress on the floor, a foldable chair and a microwave

>> No.49717110

>>49716411
Dude! thats the author of yuyu hakushio and HxH

>> No.49717160

>>49716623
>can't imagine any other job besides being a full time streamer.
Most streamers stream as a sideline. Only idiots stream full time when they aren't big enough.

>> No.49717338

>>49717160
>can't imagine any other job besides being a full time paypig
and most faggots online paying these streamers are just desperate idiots pinging for virtual tits and pussy but no ass. Figures /vt/ has no class in which the whores they worship daily often shit on the same careers that they host.

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>>49717338
>poorfag seanigger can't burn money for anime boobs.
Go back to working in your trash heaps and maybe someday you can know the smell of burning money rather than burning trash.

>> No.49718160

>>49716933
Yeah, bullshit. She's a woman. Women love collecting useless shit.

>> No.49718257

I just imagine my oshi finishes streaming then lays in bed scrolling through the internet on her phone until her body tells her to consume the flesh of the once living or plant fibers.

>> No.49718360

>>49716479
It's really bizarre. My brother would never use his dishwasher and would instead pick up scattered dirty dishes to rinse off and use again. I think it's something to do with immediate gratification. Washing only made sense to him if he needed to use the dish immediately, in which case he couldn't wait for the machine to run through its cycles. That's my theory for how people can be so retarded.

>> No.49718460

>>49718160
It's honestly difficult to not collect useless shit because even if you're not a woman you probably have women giving you dumb shit as gifts that you can't be arsed to throw in the trash.

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>>49713675
No.
They literally don't exist outside of streams.

>> No.49718829

>>49718160
she moved from canada and is only temporary staying in that apartment

>> No.49719095

>>49716096
Nose...

>> No.49719209

I usually take a shower if it was a particularly long stream and I'm sweaty, then cozy up in bed and read Twitter for a bit or catch up on my YouTube subscriptions. Sometimes I'm hungry if I didn't eat beforehand and drive out to pick up a meal cause I'm too cheap to order delivery and also too lazy to want to cook when I'm starving. Ill pass out at some point, then whenever I wake up make sure things are cleaned up and dishes are done, then start preparing for the next stream while watching genmates in the background

>> No.49720263

>>49719209
please heart my comments

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>>49713675

>> No.49722809

>>49716096
this is why im glad people like lui joined holo, half pf her stress is probably keeping holos' rooms clean.

>> No.49722852

>>49719209
why not atleast get a filling meal?

>> No.49722913

>>49715194
Say what you want but that guy is married to the author of Sailor Moon.

>> No.49723054

>>49721139
WTF is this real?!

>> No.49724301

>>49721139
smell the imagine

>> No.49724326

>>49715194
Comfy

>> No.49724371

>>49713675
>>49716096
>>49721139
i can save them

>> No.49724377

>>49716096
Don't dox Kanata's room.

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>>49713675
I don't have to imagine, my oshi tells me

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>>49713675
Iku a cute

>> No.49730944

>>49716479
it’s called ADHD. you wouldn’t understand unless you have it

>> No.49731098

>>49716623
even nasu before type moon got popular had maid that did cleaning, cooking and accounting, japanese style maid even.

>> No.49733382

>>49715194
I've let things get bad, and at some point you get tired of stepping on shit and push it into piles. thankfully i've grown out of it mostly. coping strategies help a lot.

>> No.49734046

>>49713675
big ass shirt, shorts and slippers/flip flops, thats the female neet uniform, babydoll or any kind of fancy lingerie not even as a joke, too fancy for them, plus a lot of trash, dishes, bottles, dead insects and unwashed clothes lying on the floor.

>> No.49734143

>>49719209
Describe the scent of your panties

>> No.49734437

>>49734143
leaked piss and stale fart.

>> No.49735303

>>49730944
I know a seriously ADHD guy whose entire life is chaos, works hard and is honest to a fault but is constantly picking up and forgetting about projects and hobbies, changing living accommodations, getting with a new unlucky girl, changing jobs. It's a real effort to keep in contact with him and I only do it because his antics are so entertaining.
These slobs aren't ADHD. I'm sure you can find a slightly more convincing mental illness you can pretend you have as an excuse for being a disgusting lazy slob.

>> No.49735384

>>49716623
That's not what despot means you pseud of pseuds. Never pretend to not be a midwit again, the secondhand cringe I just felt should count as assault.

>> No.49738437

>>49731098
no wonder he can spend all his time being a chuuni fuck

>> No.49739496

>>49730944
Anon, ADHD patients are neat freaks.

>> No.49740892

>>49739496
That's OCD.

>> No.49741078

They're being railed by their multiple boyfriends

>> No.49741281

>>49741078
All me baby

>> No.49741343

>>49715194
People are giving this guy shit but there's visibly nothing like the wet shit in >>49716096 that will actually cause rot and lasting damage.

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>>49713675

>> No.49742226

>>49713675
they live rent free in my head

>> No.49742317

>>49716096
How did you get this footage of a luxnoc fan?

>> No.49744752

>>49713675
based on what most say on stream, no i rather not

>> No.49745558

>>49741931
I can fix her

>> No.49747890

>>49713675
Considering some female v-tubers have let things slip occasionally this >>49721139 is 100% believable.

>> No.49748227

>>49741931
wife material

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>>49741931
I like cleaning, but the hassle stops me. At that point though, I would not even mind becoming the defacto maid of the house if she brings out the money and trust me enough to let me see her hellhole of room.

>> No.49748952

>>49713675
Saruei showed off her room in a recent stream and it looked like an office for an inner city finance company.

>> No.49748997

>hehe.. i bet she's a messy slob and a disaster of a human being... just like me...
Once the stream ends she turns off the computer and goes hang out with her many friends until her date with her boyfriend.

>> No.49749043

>>49741281
and me

>> No.49749227

>>49713675
theyre probably normal. and by normal i mean they arent serial killers or sexually attracted to livestock

>> No.49749761

pekora is a neet who never leaves her house out of fear of being recognised

>> No.49751624

>>49749761
pekora seemed to barely have chairs when she invited Moona to visit.

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