Get Woke Go Broke

[Anonymous No.]

https://hololivepro.com/en/news/20230517-01-8/
>Don't Ask Questions, Just Consume Product and Then Get Excited for Next Products
Wow. Cover deserves to go to shit for this.

[Anonymous No.]

bot thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
2%

[Anonymous No.]

it's over
board dismissed

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
EN is reclining so this is actually get broke go woke

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
Deflection thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671853
>>49671859

[Anonymous No.]

Tolerating people with different viewpoints instead of getting offended at everything like an SJW snowflake is woke now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
>Nazuna's days in VShojo are numbered deflection thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671959
demanding to be tolerated is

[Anonymous No.]

>>49672009
>this cope again

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
why are the nijifags trying to instigate drama over a nothingburger text that says "pls dont be a dick to our talents"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
I love Fauna. That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671959
cancel culture is good when we do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>49672023
>it's not okay to demand people tolerate you
>that's why I'm throwing a fit about people not tolerating me
No one is obligated to listen to you shrieking racial slurs and sexist insults.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671929
Hey tell me do you understand this besides red line go down

[Anonymous No.]

Did you guys watched Bettel's birthday stream?
I think it was very nice, and hope Bettel 2 will show up again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49672023
There's no **demand** here. Try being less of an entitled child. I can't even imagine how much softer the mittens need to be to handle you retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>hololive intern doing damage control on fucking 4chan
for what purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

The fact that you're taking this as a personal attack is actually quite depressing. Do you live your life being combative for no reason?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49672191
You need to go back

[Anonymous No.]

>people actually getting upset over a general statement saying hey dont act like an annoying cunt as if it was directed at them personally

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK HOLOSTARS
FUCK NIJI CULTURE
FUCK V-WHORES
WE ARE BETTER THAN THAT

MEN, STAND UP AND FIGHT!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
>Get told to not act like a toddler
>Act like a toddler in retaliation

You lost

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671959
>>49672112
>>49672379
>>49672662
Sorry. But VTubers were meant to be a therapist to the chuddies. Maybe next time don't preach "RESPECC WAHMEN" in front of them as it's why Holoshit deserves to fail and is failing if you look at the current stonks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49672741
Have you ever considered that maybe just maybe people don't want to be seen as a toddler and that silencing dissent is more than counterproductive, but suicidal to brands that practice it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49672750
>drops less than 2%
>Its over for this company that has literal billions of dollars, they are failing
?????

[Anonymous No.]

>>49672662
For me, I find their assertion that I should support someone no matter how they act is a bit insulting. They are a business trying to fight for their customers. This smells of the arrogance that a monopoly gets at their height.
I hope they get a reality check like Netflix did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49672577
Appreciate the NPC response, I'm good though, I've been here longer than you. If you need a safe space you can feel free to leave yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49672877
>>49672803
*shits pants*

[Anonymous No.]

>>49672827
At the rate it's going it may just as well.
>>49672919
Appreciate the willingness to follow NPC guidelines. And I accept your concession.
>>49672952
I accept your concession as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671929
>1 day of trading
>down only 3 points from yesterday
Anon, you aren't even trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49672919
>I've been here longer than you
Doubt it
>If you need a safe space you can feel free to leave yourself.
You need to go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>49672379
>>49672662
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reading_between_the_lines

[Anonymous No.]

>>49672273
It sounds like a demand to me, this my personal truth. Also use the softest comfiest mittens please.

>>49672191
That's right. I free to say whatever I want. You free to not listen anything, just close ear, walk away

[Anonymous No.]

>>49672877
now tell me son, where the fuck did it say any of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>He's an ESL

[Anonymous No.]

>>49673161
t. making shit up in your head so you can pretend to be upset at something

[Anonymous No.]

>>49672877
>I should support someone no matter how they act is a bit insulting
It's being the big fish in the pond and also the modern feminist mindset that women can do no wrong. Any criticism of them makes one an 'anti' and if you like that vtuber but didn't like one thing they said or did, you should stop watching. They are never wrong because they're women and hold the power over fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49672803
then stop acting like one fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
SEA monkey, worry about your authoritarian shithole first

[Anonymous No.]

>>49673181
>there may be times when things don’t go so well, or when it takes time to improve. At such times, instead of focusing on their failures, we should encourage our favorites
>So when they try something new, they always have to wonder if you will accept what they’re trying to do, which means the very act of trying takes a far bigger amount of courage than anyone could ever imagine. However, these attempts will become your favorites’ footsteps towards something new, towards a new side of them. Please watch over them

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
>https://hololivepro.com/en/news/20230517-01-8/
How is this woke exactly? what am I missing here? It just reads as begging for sympathy to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
>Don't Ask Questions, Just Consume Product and Then Get Excited for Next Products
How the fuck did you get to this conclusion? I know that some people here can be retards, but not to this extent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671929
still 2%

[Anonymous No.]

>>49673007
Congratulations on upgrading from npc responses to grade schooler responses with that "I know you are but what am I"
>>49673045
Sure you do. I'd call you a chanology tourist but we both know you'd be happy if I even believed you were an election tourist. If you keep acting like an NPC I'm just going to treat you like one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49673576
have you considered not watching content you don’t like? also, isn’t this basically just anti bullying corpo fluff? i just don’t see what people are trying to insinuate with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>49673832
>expecting an ESL troglodyte to comprehend "dont be a dick to the streamer" written in baby proof corporate speak
You expect far too much of the average catalogtard

[Anonymous No.]

>>49673576
>be nice and understanding
That's fucking it. I'm impressed you manage to bend it in such a way to make it sound insinuating. This is the exact same thing that older hololive fans were practicing when the talents still had 5-digit subscribers, and only serves a reminder to manchildren who entered after Hololive grew rapidly.
You fuckers never knew how scuffed it was 4 years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
>respecting people is somehow woke now

What are chuddos even doing...Republicans went from the party of manliness, personal responsibility, soldiers and southern hospitality to some party full of crazy incel chuds that parrot everything and call everything woke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49673384
Then stop saying I should be forced to respect whores for making whore decisions. Literally dystopian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49673593
>>49673613
>what is reading between the lines
>what is you have to respect what people do or else you are le evil nazi chud
Cover already betrayed me with Tempus 2 over EN3, why else would they make this statement when something far more ominous is looming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49674041
this is the type of manbaby who thinks banning in chats should be removed kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>49673832
Have you considered learning to vocalize your dissent and wanting nuance in your criticism? Do you not know the difference between antagonistic behavior and healthy dissent? This is why the rest of the world laughs at corporate drones like (You). Consoomer and consoomed by said product. Literal goy behavior

[Anonymous No.]

>>49674101
Uhm anon, I think it's a (you) problem for giving a shit about Tempus, and now you're catastrophizing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49674011
>manliness, personal responsibility, soldiers and southern hospitality
All being taken away and erased by kikes and cryptokikes as we're trying to preserve that. There's a reason why (((Republicans))) are compromised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49674108
YWNBAW
>>49674191
Because EN3's prospects is being dried up as all of the talented indies ended up elsewhere. Get ready for more Tempiss, mixed gens, and even more mixed gen collabs across Hololive your oshi will be forced to participate in!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49673283
Damn you were right
>>49673832

[Anonymous No.]

>>49674011
>manliness, personal responsibility, soldiers and southern hospitality
you mean toxic masculinity, white supremacy, fascism, and slavery

[Anonymous No.]

>>49674369
Dilate

[Anonymous No.]

>>49673283
They hated you because you told the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49674271
So you cry like a baby and get mad for things out of your personal control, instead of understanding why such creators go into a different path while you seek other options?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
>DAE CULTURE WARS? XDDDD
it's all so tiresome

[Anonymous No.]

>>49674465
If your world revolves this much around certain vtubers, you really do deserve the rope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49674487
I already switched to Phase Connect like any normal ex-Holofan did. I'm just voicing my displeasure towards how hard Hololive has fallen off and been out of touch with its fanbase since last summer.
>>49674496
>JUST CONSOOM PRODUCT GOY

[Anonymous No.]

>>49674534
Keep being a good little paypiggie goy ATM-san! Hang in there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49672662
If its a nonstatement why say it unless it was specifically meant for someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
Yeah that's cool, but get this, OP:
Dee's Nuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>49674563
Don't cry when Pippa decides to drop your bitch ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
>OP is mad that he cannot say that Gura is a whore in her chat anymore
See ya

[Anonymous No.]

The reason that It can be speculated that hololive is going woke at least the English branch is the language of " Together, Let's Build A Community Loved By All

Beyond boundaries, gender, and even generations"

This insertion of this kind of language that is not native to Japan or vtubers is a tell of woke dialogue.

Woke people try to control the dialogue via language.

The reason they are putting this out is not because of the Japanese side or the Indonesian branch which are managing themselves well. This is for the upcoming stuff that is going to come from the English branch.

All of this rhetoric they are using at that end is not natural in the vtuber world.

I would leave hololive English at this point. They are no longer concerned with getting better or trying new things for the most part. Go find an indie or a small corpo .

[Anonymous No.]

>>49674623
One of the JP members I watch said "If you saw that statement dont worry about it, just continue as normal, it's not about any of you"
of course her fanbase are extremely peaceful so it makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

actual globohomo supporters ITT who can only drink onions and live in pods and cant read in between the lines

[Anonymous No.]

>>49674563
>wah wah I just want to escape from the stress of real life, now let me force politics into everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>49673593
>what am I missing here?
Corpos don't announce the need for a "new era" unless they are going to do something that will piss off existing fans. If we see the debut of Tempus 3 next month that would explain some of the language used in the supporter guidelines. Cover may even be in the early planning stages for a HoloPro EN gen.

[Anonymous No.]

lol why are you a dumb chud and into vtubers a majority left leaning progressive medium
you have to be LARPing to be this out of touch

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671959
Yes, we shouldn’t tolerate anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>49675381
hey retard, you do know the same statement was released in Japanese too, right?
https://hololivepro.com/news/20230517-01-27

[Anonymous No.]

>>49672009
I'll take the bait for you but she's ahving quiet a bit of fun currently and somehow is getting good at Apex, makes me wonder if there will be times in which she ends up in a match against holos and how it'll go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49675862
RIP we're witnessing the end of an era

[Anonymous No.]

>>49675785
This, but unironically.
The word "tolerate" itself insinuates discontentment. The notion that everyone should simply accept what is incompatible with them is ludicrous. To put it in terms people like them would resonate with, it's emotional rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671929
>-35 yen
How will they/them recover????

[Anonymous No.]

>>49675862
They don't. They're all fucking retarded. None of this has anything to do with HoloEN specifically. It's main branch communication.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49675862
The rhetoric about inclusivity and the inclusion of the term gender which I don't think when pushed to answer about what is a woman will give a normal answer tells me this is not coming from the Japanese part of company aturally

[Anonymous No.]

>>49674563
How'd you like this arc of Pippa sucking Colress's cock, pipcuck?

[Anonymous No.]

The fact that this fluffed up inoffensive "support your oshi :)" PR statement actually sent the schizo retards into a frenzy is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49676340
It was announced during JP prime time you moron. Trump lost. You will never breed and you're a genetic dead end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49676369
Please, it's Alex Yiik's cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49676294
But that would mean it actually nothing burger then

[Anonymous No.]

>>49676632
I mean it says a lot when anons keep telling you to read between the lines, i.e. create schizo fiction in their head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49674465
>killed by moris fanny odor and turning into a skeleton
average deadbeat process?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
>you vill consume ze goyslop
>and you vill be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>49674465
AI vtubers friend, we just have to wait for a company to do it, and all these hoes are fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>49676919
So, nothing has changed

[Anonymous No.]

It's hilarious how the only people mad about this are twitter troons and the schizos /here/.
It's almost like they're one and the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
What's woke about it ESL SEAtard? Do you even know what that word means?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
I hope this retard eats another graduation just to shut it up again. Too bad riku is it's oshi so we really need to kill off all of the organs for it to finally end itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>49677097
AI tards becoming the new bronies is hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>49676580
This is a company that is Japan why wouldn't it be announced during Japanese prime time. That doesn't change the fact the language is western woke. Also is that the best insult you got?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
There is literally nothing "woke" in that. Just went through it. It can also be interpreted as respect talents no matter the gender, race, religion, nationality or whatever, because people will gang up on some talents just because they are chinese (like spergs after Bae's mom phone call) or if someone is SEA, or if someone is a vegan like Fauna (people kept forcing shit rrats even after Fauna explained that she doesnt force her values onto anyone and is not some type of a extreme activist), etc. you get the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49677163
well, they are getting more upfront about it, which is a net negative

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671929

[Anonymous No.]

>>49674465
>the vtubers i obsess with and watch hours every week said one thing that brought be back to reality and now i can never recover!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
>slogans thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671929
you're the type of retard that doesn't even read the actual numbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>49672877
>I find their assertion that I should support someone no matter how they act is a bit insulting
good for you but I don't remember asking

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671929

[Anonymous No.]

>"try not to be cunts towards eachother and the streamers"
Gets translated to
>"GET WOKE GO BROKE DURRR"
Are Nijinigs really this desperate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671929
How's your war with the beer company going?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49672803
You're right, anon, the responsible thing for companies to do when some members of their fanbase chimp the fuck out over random bullshit is placate. Cover should take notes and be more like western companies that never let a tranny Twitter chimp out go unappeased.

[Anonymous No.]

Please behave and follow the guidelines!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Bit too cult like for me, All the Holo members want is praise and yes men without constructive criticism.
Or it's just an open letter for Holosta collabs and we have to get support it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671929
>2%
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>49672273
>immediately contradicts himself
My sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49680089
The latter
>So when they try something new, they always have to wonder if you will accept what they’re trying to do, which means the very act of trying takes a far bigger amount of courage than anyone could ever imagine. However, these attempts will become your favorites’ footsteps towards something new, towards a new side of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49680089
>doxxing and harrassing idols about how they should appeal to you specifically is constructive criticism

[Anonymous No.]

>>49675869
>somehow is getting good at Apex
... what did they do with her? who did they replace her with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49680380
What the fuck are you talking about you fucking moron? That isn't constructive critcism then is it you fucking clown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49680089
This is literally like saying that even their chat rules are too "cult like".
>Hey guys, behave, don't argue, don't flame.
Yeah, completely unreasonable request for a company that should be family friendly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49672877
That's not what they're saying, retard.
You're more than welcome to not support anyone, just don't go around screaming and crying about it like a schizo and shitting everything up.
I only support one holopro and I don't even pay attention to the rest because they're not the one i support. Why would i spend time bitching and moaning about some other chick when that time is better used supporting the one person i support?

[Anonymous No.]

Holostar sisters need to stop "damage controlling" in here because they are only serving to polarize the conversation

[Anonymous No.]

Asking for respect and support while people like Shion/Ayame/Aqua barely stream to play VALORANT all day off stream is fucking hilarious.

Respect and support is a two way street.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49680498
Then how about they don't give reasons to do any of the above?
>YOU WILL EAT THE MALES NOBODY WANTED
>YOU WILL APROVE OF THE NEW MIXD GEN YOU ALSO DIDN'T WANT
>YOU WILL ENJOY AND BUY PRODUCTS FROM THIS CHUUBA WHO SAYS YOU'RE A LOSER
peak bot behaviour

[Anonymous No.]

>>49680498
Only tards complain when they are getting wrangled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49680498
It's reasonable to have rules for their own chat, but trying to control all discourse on all platforms, no matter the context is laughable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49680741
>>YOU WILL EAT THE MALES NOBODY WANTED
Anon you have a vore fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>49680498
No it's not the same is it? That's there own channel and they make the rules so I think it's fair game.
A company asking fans to approve of everything the members do and support them regardless like an emotionless NPC is just fucking ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

People here are taking this as veiled DEI shit meanwhile most other places are interpreting this as Cover telling sjw do people even use that term nowadays? types to fuck off and let talents do what they want

[Anonymous No.]

>>49675381
>>49678463
It's Cover telling all the retards in the audience--even domestic--to stop throwing fits constantly and shitting on their talents. It's in English on the English site because some dude had to localize it and they chose the language. The Japanese is basically just "support not just your oshi, but others as well, don't start fights."

As for the mention of gender, the word easily also means sex. The modern idea of gender separate from sex is weird and complicates translation even before modern-er gender politics is considered.
>Google Translate of the JP version of conclusion: Let's work together to create an environment where supporters invite new supporters beyond national borders, gender, and even generations.
So it just says "let's be welcoming to domestic audience & foreigners, men & girls, adults & children" which is just about the least controversial thing ever. If you feel like being angry with someone, blame whatever staffer they asked to translate then remember they can't exactly proofread a translation

[Anonymous No.]

>>49680730
The only one you have to blame for that is yourself.
All you had to do was watch them play other video games and not encourage them to play WESTERN AAA MULTIPLAYER ALWAYS ONLINE FPS GAME.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49680879
>can't exactly proofread a translation
or understand foreign political nuance for that matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>49680879
>"support not just your oshi, but others as well
Nigga really wants to milk any lonely loser while shoving ntr on their faces? worst strategy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49680601
So in the scenario where the one holopro you watch does something that is in contradiction to their previous content that leaves you feeling uninterested or even upset, will you quietly stop watching without any online mention? I hope so or else you would be a massive hypocrite

[Anonymous No.]

>elevens took it as Cover forcing them to support the talents
>retards took it as a fucking woke massage and cover pushing male x female collabs/gen
why? i don't even understand where is this woke shit coming from

[Anonymous No.]

>>49680879
>the word easily also means sex
and before any low IQ idiots misread it, it's because it's because they don't mean different things and never did
>>49680989
nigger, what the fuck did I just say? blame the localization, even if I did it, I chose those words

[Anonymous No.]

You faggots are already losing your mind kek
This announcement was a preamble of what's coming, they are handing you the lube so be prepared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49680879
>>49680955
>>49681198
or they mean it the same way, EOP /pol/chud

[Anonymous No.]

>>49681305
>mentions /pol/ out of nowhere
A fucking troon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671959
There's going to be some big changes that at least half of the EN and JP fanbase won't like, but we don't know what, yet. It might be woke shit, but I doubt it.

I am putting money on management mandated co-ed collabs with unicorn friendly chuubas. They're (correctly) expecting backlash and are asking fans to behave. (This could also be why Gura doesn't want to stream).

[Anonymous No.]

>>49681141
>calmly accept
>support
>diverse
>new era
>new stages
>new frontiers
>your cooperation
>beyond the boundaries

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
Define woke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49681389
your point?

[Anonymous No.]

Well there was rumors of a Holosta and Holo tournament for Golden Week that got canned because the Holo members didn't sign up for it hence the switch to the Mario Maker tournament.

[Anonymous No.]

I just enjoy the fact that the statement pretty much says "If you dislike a vtuber or their actions, don't schizo out, just ignore it" and this sends the schizo into a rampage.
Sorry Cover doesn't want your schizo ramblings I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>holofags will go down the way of nijifags in your lifetime
This has to be karmic justice, turning into the thing you hate the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49681497
elaborate the rrat please, this thread is getting boring with the 999th iteration of hololive ''dying''.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49679390
>brave
Do not redeem sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>49672191
this site is not for you, shitskin tranny

[Anonymous No.]

>>49681389
>reading Anglosphere political nuance out of a foreign branch's localization of a community guidelines posted by a Japanese company that can't proofread or understand the aforementioned nuance in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>49680870
Well it's way easier to falseflag here. Hololive doesn't get many yabs, they have to make do with shit like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49674011
you will never be a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>49681534
>of nijifags
>literally a courtesy statement
woah there motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
Lmao, nijiniggers coping about cover simple statement. It's a nothing burger

[Anonymous No.]

>>49681791
>implying EN branch isn't filled with blue haired weirdos with trump derangement syndrome

[Anonymous No.]

>>49680601
>just don't go around screaming and crying about it like a schizo and shitting everything up
Why? I can shit whenever and however i want, you are nobody to tell me not to, and there is nothing you can do about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>49681791
You seem to be under the impression it was JP>EN and not EN>JP

[Anonymous No.]

Are there anons that are genuinely upset that they got told the equivalent of "Don't schizo out if you dislike something, just move on and ignore it"?
Or is this one giant falseflag? Like, anons are not THIS stupid are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49682355
Last I checked the law said you couldn't in fact shit in public view, so no I don't believe you're allowed to shit whenever and however you want at all.
Just like Cover doesn't want you to scream and cry about things like a schizo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49682620
It's all falseflag of course.
Nijinigs are psychotic and they're itching for anything to get back at ""holobronies"" after the 2% thing.
Should be obvious to anyone. Sage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49679908
they opened a new front with a second beer company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49682570
it literally was
>>49682323
it probably is, hence why they localized it with language fitting their world view

[Anonymous No.]

>Literally has lines about gender in their statement
Yeah no, this isn't a falseflag, it's unicorns in legitimate fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49681582
Rrat? 999? Henya-spotted?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49683068
Have they done any winning yet or are they attacking windmills

[Anonymous No.]

>>49682570
how the fuck did you get EN>JP, no the voices in your head doesn't count

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671929
it's over...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49683648
They got bud to backtrack and their sales tanked but only fat retards drank it anyway so kind of shooting themselves in the foot. They're going after miller now too, pretty soon they'll have no cheap brands left to drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
This reads like its for managers more than any fans. Especially the "Support" section.

[Anonymous No.]

Translated the original announcement with no localization:

New Era of "Simping Activities"

hololive production Simp Guideline
Hello, everyone.

Online communication has increased greatly over the past few years.
People are flocking to online entertainment as a common form of leisure all around the world, and communicating across borders, genders, and generations in this new era.

We want a slice of every pie.

Where simps exists, so do haters.
It’s perfectly natural, considering that each one of us has come up in a different environment. What is obvious to one may not be obvious to another, and this difference shows up in all kinds of ways.

While we strive to build a culture simped by all, we’re also aiming to create a world where everyone, regardless of their thoughts and values, drops akasupas.

And because we do, we believe it’s important not to force your values onto our streamers, attack them, and try to remove them from the spotlight, but rather accept those differences between them and yourselves.

In order to make real, confident strides forward in this (((diverse))) world, we have created these guidelines as a “common language” of this new era of simping...

In hopes that we can be a guidepost for you all.

"Simp For" Them
Success is not something to be taken for granted.
When working toward a goal, there may be times when things don’t go so well, or when it takes time to improve.
At such times, instead of focusing on their failures, we should encourage our favorites who are saying, “Improve yourself!” or “We can't be friends!”

Once they finally use you for financial support, praise them, while they remind you, “Don't you have friends of the opposite sex?” “Tommy Hort, can't stream!”

Give Them "Watch Time"
New challenges take a tremendous amount of courage.
Your favorites may think twice when you say "I don't like this" about the route they're taking.
So when they try something new, they sometimes have to pay the consequences for their actions, and breaking keyfabe to focus on what they themselves want instead of focusing on what the viewers are there for, takes a far bigger amount of courage than anyone could ever imagine.

However, these attempts will become your favorites’ footsteps towards something new, towards a new side of them that gradually veers off from the reason you started watching.
Please watch over them so that they may become even less like what you're into, on new stages and new frontiers.

"Respect" them over yourselves
Everyone has thoughts and values of their own.
We believe that your forms of simping are as varied as you are.
However, we also believe that your desire to simp for your favorites in whatever they do is the same, and just as strong, as anyone's.

In the process, you may encounter opinions that may differ from your own perspectives.
Instead of being put off by them, please respect them and understand that they are just better than yours. Improve yourself.

We want you all to CALMLY ACCEPT such differences and respect not only your favorites, but also yourself and other members of the community. Respect anyone who would be willing to watch an ad or drop a superchat. Even if the superchat is for Connor's condoms.

Your cooperation is essential for us to continue to provide opportunities for our talents to achieve their selfish desires while respecting the ideals that they have. Fuck any ideals you have though.

We hope to create a new aspect of hololive production together with our simps who support each other even beyond the boundaries. But remember, we can't be "friends".

With talents, simps, and production hand in hand, let’s aim for a (((community))) we build together.

Together, Let's Build A (((Community))) Loved By All
Beyond boundaries, gender, and even generations, let’s create an environment where supporters can proudly recommend the community and invite new simps.

[Anonymous No.]

half of you fucking people are retarded and can't disect a goddamn public statement. You sound like you have the problem solving of a crippled 11 year old. Fuck you I'm going back to watch a chuba so I can stop being mad at literal plebs.

[Anonymous No.]

FAUFAU HELP!
Cover found me having an independent thought and now they're after me!
AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEE IT BURNS!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
its sometimes hard to tell if the japanese language has this inherently childish character or if its just a specific writer going out of their way to sound like theyre talking to 5 year olds

[Anonymous No.]

>>49687908
Most of the people who get mad at this have the reading comprehension of 5 year olds, so yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49687984
Cover is dumb. Do you not realize how many layers or eggshells are on the floor?
YouTube's terms of service.
The Vtuber's personal rules.
Cover's blanket rules.
Google's rules.
That's four layers of bullshit. Just let me watch the stream in peace. I don't care how benign the statement is.
Also I saved a crayon for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49682749
>public defecation and speech are the same thing.
Ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>49688456
Oh so its bad because you can't go around posting comments on Ayame's vods, calling her a lazy whore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49682620
It’s probably because I’m /here/ too much, but the first thing I think whenever I see something like this is, “Why the fuck did you feel the need to say this?” Like, yes, I calmed down immediately afterwards, but that question still lingered in my head. From what I could tell, some JP antis have been falseflagging as fans of certain Hololive members, so maybe that’s it.
Maybe part of it is because of Tempus. Like a bunch of anons, my reaction was, “Whatever, it’s not the end of the world.” And then we proceeded to watch management shit the bed.
I get why they mandate the hugbox, because tolerating criticism means letting containment breakers act like retards. It’s unfortunate, but it also means they end up huffing their own farts in there and turning the hugbox into a Dutch oven.
“Sorry, that was a stupid idea,” doesn’t really cut it when almost everyone knew it was a stupid idea to delay EN3 for at least a whole year, but we weren’t allowed to say it because no criticism allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49688789
Well that's more of the internet as a whole's problem and less of just a Vtuber thing. If all you get is sparkling praise then people will lose interest in you and you won't know what happened. If I'm being a faggot I want someone to tell me hey bro you're being a faggot.
In my opinion Cover is only rolling with this because people can get sued by Japanese law for defamation regardless of truth. I get it.
USA side however it should be filed under 'not my problem'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49687234
But little sappling... it is Faufau who is holding the flamethrower

[Anonymous No.]

>>49690433
Why did Faufau melt me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49690712
Because you are not and can't be friends, remember that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49690927
I...I can't accept it! I'm too parasocial! I'll just travel through multiple dimensions until I find a reality where Faufau is my friend!
*Sapling encases itself in maple syrup and jettisons itself into an alternate reality. Perhaps it will find what it looks for. Perhaps it will become a Dragonball character. Who knows.*

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
Love hololive
Hate cover management
Simple as.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
Reminder

[Anonymous No.]

>>49691378
>acting like companies want to appease you troons instead of trying to get their ESG score up to get those sweet VC bucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
americans and women bring ruin and death wherever they go
we're dealing with american women here, RIP

[Anonymous No.]

>>49672662
It was directed at them. That is why they are upset. Its good that the message got across.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
>p-please be nice to the talents uwu
This smells like something a jp corpo would say

[Anonymous No.]

>>49691444
This bot is broken and speaking nothing but gibberish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49691727
Ofc the tranny’s too autistic to read

[Anonymous No.]

>>49680879
>japanese get told to stop being retards.
>english get told to be more inclusive.
I wonder if these were intentional changes or if its just the translator going off the rails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49691789
>bot still butthurt normal people don't understand his ESL cancer
LOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>49691727
NTA but that was perfectly understandable english unless you are ESL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49691881
Looks like they fixed their bot. Progress, in bad way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49691835
Thanks for the GPT translation, anon, I considered it for a moment but I'm lazy as sin

[Anonymous No.]

>>49691915
>>49691881
>>49691444
ogey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49691841
Wow I thought you leftists were tolerant of all cultures and ethnicities, what made you suddenly xenophobic and racist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
Isn't it borderline creepy to encourage watching them all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49691998
>The Rightoid is seething again
What else is new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49692051
Educate yourself you racist pig!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49692072
Shouldn't you be whining about how the Mario Bros movie is woke and made over a billion dollars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49692044
>watch over
>verb
>1. To guard and protect.
>2. follow with the eyes or the mind
You're welcome, ESL bro!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49692125
I don’t think it’s woke enough. There’s not enough PoC Latinx trans representation in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49692215
thank

[Anonymous No.]

>>49681986
Nigga why would I wanna be women are weird but you schizoids are weirder

[Anonymous No.]

>>49674271
Get off 4chinpo and go get a girlfriend or something holy fuck you're pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>49679038
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
Based. If you're a thread reading chimpanzee, you may not have caught on to the fact that the majority of fans already follow these guidelines, and this article just serves to publicly disavow bug-drone behaviour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
Hololive will stand by their talents, over some fans. That's unusual for a company.

If all the people complaining left, it would not be noticeable. Not because it's a small number, but most were not watching Hololive in the first place.

Fauna's last words before her vacation was that she was thankful for being in Hololive.
So am I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671959
being nice is an unknown concept to these retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>49692541
post tits, roastie.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm calling it now, screencap this. They're about to debut a literal tranny/trannies. ((their)) influence can't be evaded, especially now that they're public. All media/entertainment geared towards younger generations is the target, and vtubing is the new fad, so it's only logical they'd want to influence it.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to speak with your wallet. If Cover shifts in its direction, then you should instead put your money and energy into a company that respects it's audience and isn't trying to be yet another woke 21st century tech giant.
There are other Japanese vtuber and entertainment companies that offer the idol experience as well. Cover doesn't have a monopoly on this idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49694469
Woke? They didn't move to California tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49693244
EN has hemorrhaged massively since Tempus.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we just delete this fucking board already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49694662
I'll consider it if Gura streams for a month straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49694536
Woke just means 'anything I don't like' to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
That's not what's in the message. Then again I shouldn't have expected /vt/ to have any reading comprehension whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49693244
Sounds like it's a parasocial issue that Hololive trying to move away from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49694536
Connect the world is in California

[Anonymous No.]

>>49694469
Kek you will never get me to switch to a different corpo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49676083
I wonder who this guy's oshi is

[Anonymous No.]

It's confirmed that hololive receives funds from ESG/Blackrock kikes. Looks like Niji was the good guy after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49694132
I hope so. Solely to watch you combust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49694469
is this the part where you start shilling phase?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49695601
dilate, 43%er

[Anonymous No.]

>>49695055
>blackrock company
>chink funding black company
Nah, it just means they're both shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49695876
Chinks are bailing out of Niji. They just need to get rid of the ENtrash brand and they'll be good. Cover is permanently fucked by the Judaya. There's no going back. They sold their soul.

[Anonymous No.]

2%

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
Tldr;
https://youtu.be/XFu1G87oTzQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>49692236
This, but as the next Vtuber for hololive

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you guys so bitter

[Anonymous No.]

How is this thread still up?
80% of it it’s just incomprehensible /pol/ schizobabble seething over a “be nice” statement

[Anonymous No.]

>>49683867
>funny
>original post
(You) earned this

[Anonymous No.]

>>49691835
In case there was any doubt, I've spoken to a native bilingual speaker, who is also a chuuba enjoyer, about how the text was translated. He came to the conclusion that the person that did it simply didn't do a very good job. The EN text sometimes tries to adhere to the JP as closely as possible while also occasionally injecting words that were not present in the original. It's generally not phrased in a way that indicates the translator is familiar with the hobby, and very likely ESL with little to no exposure to English in cultural context. Let's take the
>friend
meme sentence:
Original
>We hope to create a new aspect of hololive production together with our fans as “friends” who support each other even beyond the boundaries.
JP
>わたしたちはみなさまと、タレントをサポートする「仲間(サポーター)」として、ホロライブプロダクションの未来を共に創っていきたいと願っています。
The JP text used nakama, which has many possible translations and both personal and cultural nuances to describe a relationship between two parties, just like the word friend does, but also adds "supporter" in parenthesis to clarify how nakama is meant to be understood. His suggested localisation of the text rephrases it because the use of friend in this context is simply not accurate. Similarly, "create a new aspect" and "even beyond the boundaries" are not present in the JP text as such and lack explanation/context to mean anything. He suggested the below as more accurate:
>We hope to work alongside you, the community that supports our talents, to cultivate the future of Hololive Production together.

tl;dr: whoever translated the post is fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>49693244
Imo Fauna was a victim, she genuinley loves her fans and just said that in reality she dossnt exist and saplings should get friends because she is worried for them. Its not Fauna who is gonna call 911 when you are having a heart attack at 4am, she doesnt even know you exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49704016
this, feel bad for Fauna for having retarded fans like sapling,
i mean look at them, they think Fauna as a mommy even though her design and voice cant be farther from a mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
>Get woke go broke
Doesn't happen. Cry more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49706521
You will not slander the saplings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
The Vtuber boom is crashing like comics in the 96 and vidya in the 83 and anime in 09 the cycle always happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
>In order to make real, confident strides forward in this diverse world
Dropped, Gen ESG Troon incoming

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
EN Gen 3 is mixed gender. Fuck this shit I’m out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49692051
Go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>49675779
Newfag r*dditard let me spell it out for you. It was a neutral hobby enjoyed by people that wanted to watch cute anime girls play video games, until you decide to forced men it to a female only space. Now you expect everyone to suck the girldick out of fear of being called transphobic. No one wants men in women only spaces, they could watch Nijisanji if they wanted that. To expect people to just deal with it is brand suicide, like Bud Lite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49676340
Lot's of modern Japanese companies have become more liberal with their harassment policies. Especially companies who operate on the international scene. This isn't the 90's where you can slap a young intern on the ass and get away with it.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are anons here crying about this statement like Cover is the New World Order or something? It's called guidelines for a reason. Cover can't force you to comply to their requests, it's up to you as the consumer to do right by them. Of course, given that most anons here have the very selfish western mindset of 'muh individuality' I don't expect much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49672877
>>49672803
Getting mad at this is like getting mad at the supermarket sign telling you to return the shopping cart.
It's because you never do it.

You're feeling insulted because you've done some of the things this statement tells you not to do, and this is the first time an authority figure has called out your fatherless ass for all the shit you do.
> I hope somebody spanks daddy too, then he'll understand my pain
Ths is what you sound like

[Anonymous No.]

> holoantis mad because they can't freely falseflag as holofans anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>49701377
who is this

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671929
>JPY -35
my sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671929
Is this the financial power of unicorns, the main paypig audience that no vtuber wants to be pissing off? Twenty five whole cents in a day? Now I see why any vtuber should aspire to have them placated.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow poltards are actual fucking lunatics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671897
Cover only started reclining because they started listening to Twitter. They fell into the same trap that the rest of the world did, thinking that people on Twitter actually consume product.

[Anonymous No.]

"get woke, go broke" is such a retarded boomer-tier slogan when every single global controller of the monetary system enforces radical progressivism onto lower businesses who relies to their services. The only people going broke here are small businesses and the middle working class. Get woke go broke? More like suck tranny cock to get rich

[Anonymous No.]

The guidelines preach tolerance and respect of others and that is the opposite of woke which is all about unpersoning, character assassination, guilt by association, tone policing and 0 tolerance for anyone that does not accept the terms being imposed by the mob.
It's still creepy and weird to see the company tell fans how to think and act.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49716344
When they spend billions on a product/service that ends performing at only 10% or 20% of what they expected the only thing stopping them from going broke is their competition fucking up equally as bad.
They still all lose in the end but in a non competitive way at least.
Disney hasn't gone broke, the company still owns half the world and has a giant bank account but they did lose billions in potential profits over the last few years due to how they handled many different projects.
Similar shit going in comics, sales, popularity and support keep going down and down, the giant companies still have a lot of savings and have diversified their income sources so they can weather the storm and as long as they all suck equally as bad none will overtake the others.
But the small businesses that sell the comics have suffered massively and had to shut down in many cases because they couldn't handle the loss of sales in their business.
So yeah you are right in the sense that the small guy suffers the biggest blow but the huge companies aren't immune to the consequences of their actions either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
>accept everyone and respect their views
>also you can get banned from chats
I always knew they were like this with the whole "make something that will be loved by all" while running a niche market. May as well listen to /a/nons and finally move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
>Get Excited for Next Products
Yes, I do have more money to spend on Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

The only truly obnoxious part of idol culture vtubing inherited that continues to cause problems is the overly-zealous, blind positivity.

Being polite is already part of almost every girl's rules in video descriptions and these "guidelines" are retarded bullshit to justify the talents to have unopposed tantrums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49692044
+
>>49719178
it must be super useful even attempt to make any conclusion from analytics when fans spam like button on even the shittiest watch-paint-dry streams

Sailing multi-million-profit corpo with pure customer charity is what I would call "an risk investment"

[Anonymous No.]

>>49716821
>but the huge companies aren't immune to the consequences of their actions either
stop drinking the le normalfagtube contrakulchur kool aid. Nothing will make these people accountable because the people embedded in the global monetary system themselves are the peddlers of radical progressivism, because they unironically believe this shit. As long as the petrodollar still reigns, multinational corporate activism is here to stay

[Anonymous No.]

>>49716821
>>49720635
>>49716491

>"E-GFE" Corpo' selling anime women and cult-i-fying it's consumers like Disney or Frito-Lay like it hasn't been done before

Next thing you're going tell me is their infiltrators aren't on here or reddit censoring any "aggressive" or critical thought that isn't conformity in any way, shape or form

[Anonymous No.]

>>49708302
>wall of text
right wing can't meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>49721624
>This nigga really thinks "Free-speech" exists on one of the more oddly heavily moderated boards on 4-chins

Get a grip (of some Grass) and take a look around, might as well be a Prison

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
>Don't Ask Questions, Just Consume Product and Then Get Excited for Next Products
meanwhile, anycolor...

[Anonymous No.]

Can you motherfuckers dont talk about nijisanji for 2 fucking seconds? What a complete fucking brainrot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49719178
An idol is meant to loved and supported, not berated like a battered housewife. If you have complaints, be nice instead of trying to turn everyone you pretend to like into mental health cases by harassing them nonstop. Keep in mind Cover has obligations both financially and morally to make sure their talents are happy, obviously they don't want toddlers throwing daily tantrums and getting into their head. Wrangling those girls is management's job, not yours, send a complaint letter if you have to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
>Don't be a dick
>COVER'S GOING WOKE
this is your brain on /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>49714341
Peony Aeria

[Anonymous No.]

>>49675381
>>49680879
I feel like what they're actually trying to lead up to is that they're merging Hololive and Holostars together into the same group and they're trying to tell people to not be a dick and get offended because you don't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49722599
>If you have complaints, be nice
Good luck lodging those complaints bro. Enjoy the blacklisting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49723111
as it should be because your complaints are fucking retarded and Cover probably knows better since they've made it this fucking far

[Anonymous No.]

>>49722666
Tomorrow will be better!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49723304
Talent freedom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49683867
SIR DO NOT ZOOM IN
ZOOM OUT
ZOOM OUT ZOOM OUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>49723242
>Cover probably knows better
Yeah. They totally showed it when they debuted Tempus 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49675565
You got it wrong, it's mostly eceleb cocksucking livestream and tiktok tier react content

[Anonymous No.]

ESL /biz/ larp thread.

[Anonymous No.]

I "respect" them

[Anonymous No.]

>>49722666
Back to >>>/lgbt/ where you can seethe about jk rowling lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>49681382
Meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49682323
Who gives a shit about the EN branch. This is a message from JP management.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49682570
You are fucking obsessed with EN management. Take your meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671929

[Anonymous No.]

>>49671833
this reads like an AI generated post

[Anonymous No.]

fags still malding about it? good. die mad.
ima go enjoy some kino streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>49675381
>>49681243

>This is for the upcoming stuff that is going to come from the English branch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujZt5oMDVsM
Watame was forced to do this video.

No, I refuse to take my meds
No, I refuse to elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49728691
So true Omega!

[Anonymous No.]

>>496l71833
this just sounds more like of the same parasocial "ignore the haters and give undying loyalty to your oshi" crap but in corpospeak
like, why wouldn't they want fans to treat the girls like goddesses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49715734
It's not listening to twitter it's actually hiring twitter femcels and troons.
Cover management is all twitter addicted, hair-colored feminazis.
This is th ereason why management is so incompetent and malicious. hey simply inflitrated the thing that they hate and destroyed it from the inside while gaslighting YAGOO, hololive girls and fans with shit like OP and some meetings in tokyo dome to further pat eachother on the back and gaslight everyone.