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Hello /vt/, Holofag here, I am formally resigning from my post today, and am looking to join the esteemed halls of the nijichads. After consulting with my therapist after having a breakdown in the middle of my wagie shift in which I ogey'd and rrat'd until all of the customers fled it seems to be the best option. The hollow minutiae of being a holofag truly got to me, Always schizoposting this, zhang that, ogey this, rrat that and you can't forget the ritual posting. I can't count how many times I've posted Ina with hearts or Ina with hearts and no bangs or Ina with no hearts and a really angry face.

I've endured much hardship, hardships that I can endure no longer, my spirit is broken, my will is crushed and I now resign myself to fate. If the nijifags won't take me then I am more than willing to join with the vshojo bros instead. I uh, don't know anything about either company and I'm not really willing to learn, but as long as I don't have to be a holofag anymore anything is fine.

>> No.4964933

ogey zhang

>> No.4964962 [SPOILER] 
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Behind the scenes, Nijisanji has some dark practices.

>> No.4965106

fuck off homofag

>> No.4965162

ok, delete your Watamelon folder.

>> No.4965214

>>4964962
This unironically could be American network television

>> No.4965231

>>4964665
nijishit is more of a black company than cover lmao

>> No.4965238

>>4965162
Thats much too far anon

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henlo anon-chama,

it has come to our attention that you are posting watamelons without watamelonposting. we come to this thread to notify you of your transgression and warn you that repeated offenses will not be tolerated

konbandododo,
the watamelon board of associates

>> No.4965268

>>4964665
join calli in the other world

>> No.4965321

>>4964665
Fuck off we're full.

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>>4965244
Hello watamelon board of associates,

I apologize for my transgression and misuse of the watamelon™ and watamelon properties™ I seem to have misplaced my Aqua dogeza gif so please accept my Aqua shaking on a ball gif.

>> No.4967377

>>4964665
You don't even watch vtubers from either company.

>> No.4971490

>>4964962
KEK

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