/asp/ - Aspiring Vtuber and Startups

[Anonymous No.]

It's still saturday in a few places edition

>What is /asp/?
/asp/ is a thread for vtubers to give and receive advice related to vtubing.

>Can I self-post?
Self-posting is allowed as long as you pretend you're not doing it.

>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?
Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base from making videos.

>Is there an audience for X?
Would you watch someone do X?
Is someone already doing X?

>What video editor should I use for editing clips?
DaVinci Resolve if you don't feel like spending money, otherwise use Vegas Pro.

Open company auditions:
Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/en

Useful links:
General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGK
Op-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166
Twitter growth: https://controlc.com/9eba2fbc
What to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdt
Twitter branding: https://pastebin.com/jVERSLqG
Para-social guide: https://pastebin.com/zmpCResg

Stay grounded, stay hopeful.

Previous thread: >>49303816

[Anonymous No.]

>>49383212
Introverts make for great chuubas if they can man up. Try a test stream with a singleplayer game if it interests you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49387664
Nta, but I'm also someone who's very introverted, what do you mean by "man up", what can I do to be more entertaining?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49387664
biggest issue with doing a test stream is that it'll just make it even more obvious that my internet is absolutely horrible

[Anonymous No.]

watcha doin to improve viewer engagement today?

[Anonymous No.]

el clonk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49388134
Find the gall to push back your perceived limitation. This doesn't guarantee being entertaining, this is just not quitting at the starting line.
>>49388359
You are testing it to measure the precise degree of scuff.

[Anonymous No.]

I like how the OP image has been the actual chuubas here instead of crabs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49389081
>last stream 8 days ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>49388606
I am very conflicted and indecisive. The phrase "you can't eat your cake and have it too" applies, but in my case it's more like: I can't eat it, have it, OR save it for later. Because there three things I want and I can ONLY choose one of them.

I hope I've conveyed my state of mind well enough that you can understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49389656
Everyone has been having finals soon.

[Anonymous No.]

i feel like i'm forced to use/make a vroid avatar because i can't exactly afford fancy models and i can't draw well enough to make my own 2d

[Anonymous No.]

>>49390736
PNG's are a fraction of a fraction of the cost of a model. Find an artist doing that and go that route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49390963
at the moment i'm properly broke so who knows when i'll get to that point, lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>49391192
Got an idea for a model?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49391232
workin on it. it's tough coming up with something because there's a pretty good chance there's others doing the same thing

[Anonymous No.]

Any recommendations on software to use with a low poly PS1 style model? I don't need complex tracking, just something that can recognize me moving my head for Dungeons and Dragons streams!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49390736
You can always go premade. There are some very nice models on booth that are very affordable. Its an option that more people should explore in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49391192
Bro you have to have at least $20-40. You can probably buy a png "model" with that.

But yeah if you don't have pity money I guess you could use VROID.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49390736
You can use VRoid if you want just PUT FUCKING WORK INTO IT! It's not hard and there are free outfits on Booth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49387429
>Cat's return
Where did it go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49391309
Share some ideas here if you feel like it, maybe someone can help give feedback

[Anonymous No.]

If someone doesn't rape me this week, I'll quit vtubing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49393188
*rapes u*

:3c

[Anonymous No.]

>>49388606
Making passionate love to every last one of them

[Anonymous No.]

Not sure what to stream tomorrow evening. Everyone's playing Zelda and I'm not sure how entertaining I'd be with puzzle solving super slow. More model building?

[Anonymous No.]

Day 50000 of not becoming a vtuber because hunting down artists/NrIGGERS sounds like a fucking chore

[Anonymous No.]

>>49393229
Actually rape me, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49394005
we both wish that were possible, sorry kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>49393229
Laine stop raping people you have your exams to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>49395069
an anon in a previous thread had mentioned it, but are her and kliffoth a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49393874
Use a PNG you doofus

[Anonymous No.]

>>49393874
use a png

literally just download two images from picrew

pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>49392617
Where did what go?

I've always been here, I just like posting anonymously

[Anonymous No.]

up

[Anonymous No.]

post something related to ur chuubas

[Anonymous No.]

>>49396128
Yes anon, they all have boyfriends even if they deny it. Do not trust what women say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49389656
sorry i am depressed and working on my drawing reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>49401665
Vampire.....
LET ME MARRY YOU SO YOU DON'T GET DEPRESSION AND SPOILER YOU WITH HAPPINESS AND LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>49396128
I can confirm, it's not a rrat.

[Anonymous No.]

What are the busiest timeslots? Trying to find a better one myself.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I cure myself of Goslingism? Is there a cure, or do I just die an ultrasimp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49402257
get someone to gosling over you instead, instant cure

[Anonymous No.]

>>49403382
>Male
>Deep voice
So it's terminal, then...

[Anonymous No.]

Ever had a dream about chuubas here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49404436
I don't have dreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>49401665
Wow, she's just like me, but she's a cute girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>49404436
I once had a dream that I was sitting with Coco, watching her play Halo while she occasionally told me about some obscure details about the lore or speedrun tech or whatever. At one point, she said she needed something to drink and unzipped my pants. I woke up before I saw the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49404436
Recently I had a dream where my sister was trying to rape me and I was hitting her so hard that bits of her head were flying off onto the floor

[Anonymous No.]

i can't believe Hera is dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>49409111
I guess Hera's sexposter got in there and his sheer coomer energy neutralized Hera's... Hera-ness.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't stop cooming thinking of kissing denpas bruised belli uwu i will make it better cutie *smooch*

[Anonymous No.]

>>49409868
I fucking told you people multiple times it was selfposting

[Anonymous No.]

hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>49411163
She's a whore, a third of her tweets are about money and she's still pretending that she's not in for the money. $50 a game? When was the last time she spent over $10 for a game.
It's not that she's a golddigging whore that bothers me the most, it's the dishonesty.
It's like that time in highschool where a girl temporarily came out as a lesbian to reject me, but was uploading couples pictures on facebook two months later.
God I hate women so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49412108
Love from Kazakhstan

[Anonymous No.]

Henya > Zenya

[Anonymous No.]

>>49412248
who the fuck is Henya

[Anonymous No.]

>>49412366
Pikamee reincarnation, anon's being retarded comparing a 5view vshoj to a 2year indie

[Anonymous No.]

>>49412651
She debuted as a 5view and 2enya still stuck as a 2view after 2 years

[Anonymous No.]

Happy mother's day to Coco

[Anonymous No.]

Hey bros i have gone completely insane and to celebrate it i will be doing some charity stuff with a constant 24/7 stream starting on the 4th of June all the way to the 10th of June

If anyone wants to stop by for a few minutes or hours during that time i would greatly appreciate it and you can always contact me if you want to be on the "show" although i am still planning some things i have the main idea figured out.

The link to the post
https://twitter.com/VtMorn91028/status/1657794395519737857
Likes and retweets are appreciated too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49413387
This better not be for a tranny charity

[Anonymous No.]

>>49413702
I still havent decided on my charity of choice. It will probably something that is close to me or has affected my family in some way shape or form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49413855
If you're gonna do it on June, it HAS to be an LGBT charity, or you're gonna get mogged by people doing an LGBT charity stream.
Just do something for Gays or Lesbians, but don't go full tranny charity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49414208
Oh i completely forgot about that haha, I'll see what i can do. I dont have a problem with Transgender people but i have not had alot of positive interactions with those folks so im a bit iffy on that stuff but we will see. Besides i dont really care about getting mogged im already going to donate some money out of my own pocket to begin with im not expecting a big swarm of people to show up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49414394
NO TRANNY CHARITIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>49414481
Most likely not no, there are no transgenders in my family or close to me so i dont have any strong feelings about them. Then again i prefer doing a different charity than LGBT ones since its more personal to me.

[Anonymous No.]

To come back slightly on yesterday's topic, is pngtubing as easy to start as picking some picrew pngs and crediting the related people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49414856
Yes, though be sure to check the ToS of whatever picrew you're using. Even though it's unlikely anyone would ever go after you, a lot of them disallow commercial use, which vtubing technically falls under even if you're not monetized

[Anonymous No.]

>>49414856
It was always that simple, just make sure the terms and conditions of the picrew allow it

[Anonymous No.]

>>49414856
These days just use an AI generated one

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415099
Isnt commercial use more like making and selling merchandise using those pictures? I see lots of premade live2d models that don't allow commercial use even after you purchase it.

[Anonymous No.]

>read last thread
>'beryl has such high numbers!!'
>average 16 ccv past 30 days
Are the standards really this low in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415565
Runoxi mogs him

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415565
I know /wvt/ vtubers who average 10 ccv after 2 years, and they're not all males

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415565
For males those are very high numbers for a channel his age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415565
Are you actually daft? Do you know what thread you’re in right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415939
I recently started watching small corpos and found in archives that some of them started here so I came to see what this thread is like

[Anonymous No.]

>>49416204
so, have you ever thought about giving vtubing a try? it's fun, and that's the purpose of this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>49412747
Filling Coco's womb with my seed so she bears a child in time for next Mother's Day
Sex. With Coco.

[Anonymous No.]

We live in a society

[Anonymous No.]

>>49416819
No, I'm here to groom and/or become a mod for someone with small corpo potential so that I can follow them into their corpo life

[Anonymous No.]

>>49416941
Runoxi and denpa have small corpo potential.

[Anonymous No.]

What small corpo is even worth joining in current year?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49387429
Alina cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>49417172
Define small corpo potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49401665
ganbare!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49401665
Hope you can be back soon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49416941
If you actually had influence over somebody who was trying to join a small corpo I would really hope you would try to convince them not to. Small corps really suck these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49412108
thanks kenji, haven't seen you in a long time

[Anonymous No.]

>>49415518
correct, people are so confident about giving wrong information that can be checked with a google search

>>49417484
no one here has any idea because we don't know what the contracts look like, the best you'll get is tribal shitflinging

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of small corpos, are there any that would allow in femboys/traps? The only one that I could think of would be Tsunderia and we all know how that turned out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49419318
>>49419292

[Anonymous No.]

>>49419318
Unless there have been some new developments in the last few months that I missed, right now the only English speaking corps that appear to be hiring males at all is holo and niji.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49419318
I think Pippa mentioned that Phase Connect would only allow a guy in if he was gay, or that might have been a rrat.
Holostars EN could roll one out considering JP had two of them.
I’m honestly surprised Niji EN
hasn’t yet, they shit out a gen every 6 months.
Any smaller corpos might be willing but I don’t know if anyone would want to gamble with those considering what’s been happening the last year or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49419318
Corpos think femboys and traps nowadays are niche, they’re all in on the bara and ikemen audience right now. I don’t think there’s even any corpo shotas.

[Anonymous No.]

Would the Denpa strat of just openly being as desperate as possible work for a male?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49419818
Only if his goal is to become some guy's boywife

[Anonymous No.]

>>49419560
I think for a corpo to run a true shota they would have to find a really good boy sounding voice to fit it and there just aren't many out there that would work. Most indie shota's voices just aren't boy-like. And shota's just don't seem like a popular archetype anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

God I wanna be a woman's boiwife so fucking bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>49419883
Males weren’t really thought of being huge in corpos until Niji EN pushed Luxiem (specifically, Vox) and they exploded. Now there’s a shitton of Vox clones everywhere, there’s even one in their own branch. I’m pretty sure once the right one pops up, they’ll also explode too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49419318
Tsunderia had femboys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49420165
>there’s even one in their own branch
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49420003
me too, working is overrated, I'll be the stay at home dad, I'll sacrifice myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>49420345
>no work ethic
Horrible boiwife. I bet you're not even a boi, just a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49420212
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Tsurugi_Nen
>>49420302
Hex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49420504
I have the ethic, I just don't enjoy it

[Anonymous No.]

God I wanna be a woman's guywife so fucking bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>49420605
>Doesn't enjoy labouring and slaving away for his wife
>Doesn't want his overworked tired tall OL mommy gf to come home to a spotless home filled with the smell of her favourite meal timed so it would be finished 5 minutes after she got home late because she had to work overtime again
Awful "boiwife". Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be someone's reclusive, dilettante, academic husband so fucking bad. I want to say just the right things in a sweet, comforting voice. I want to bring them butterflies and warmth and utter serenity as I hold them. I want them to be the only human I interact with on most days. I want them to feel safe and soft but with the knowledge that I can also be completely feral when the shadows grow long and the lights grow dim.

OL? NEET? Hag? Cunny? It doesn't matter to me. I'll love them just the same. I'll take care of everything they need me to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49420863
I don't remember making this post about how much I wish my OL wife would vent the frustrations of her job by rubbing my member with her tights

[Anonymous No.]

>>49420863
>he thinks housework and cooking are hard work

[Anonymous No.]

>>49420910
You're literally fucking married Elliott

[Anonymous No.]

>>49420948
wrong :3c

[Anonymous No.]

>>49420910
If this is Elliot, you are pretty cute im ngl but i doubt you like men

[Anonymous No.]

>>49420915
You mean giving her a foot massage while she complains about her day, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49421025
not elliot, but men are fine too. as long as i can make someone happy, i won't complain about their gender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49421108
You're starting to sound like me

[Anonymous No.]

>>49388606
1. Touching grass to lead my viewers to better fitness by example
2. Open Tekken lobbies with viewers

[Anonymous No.]

>>49421158
then i wish you the best of luck and i hope some day you can make lots of people happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>49420588
>Gone too soon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49421217
Wonder who you are though

[Anonymous No.]

>>49421402
eventually maybe you'll stumble upon my content and enjoy it. for now enjoy the wonder and the fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>49421363
>Deku and Kankuro collab NEVER EVER
Worst timeline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49421363
He’s literally active in twitter though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49421939
>Vtweeter
A fate worse than death...

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Guys!
KK Here!
We're doing a collab with CatsReturn and Daiya in about...5 minutes!

https://www.twitch.tv/kankurokingch
https://www.twitch.tv/catsreturn

[Anonymous No.]

>>49422441
Apologies...collab delayed by 30 minutes!
We're have some technical issues!

KK out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49422441
have fun

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna become a vtuber, and i've done a few test stream with no cam (since i have no model and won't have it for a long time) as a 0 view to get the feel of streaming.
Would it be a good idea to try posting my stream here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49423802
Only if you're a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>49423802
Nocam streaming is not vtubing

[Anonymous No.]

Why do people schizopost so much about Elliott? He seems like a nice guy, even in the aspcord he doesn't really shit on anyone like some other members

[Anonymous No.]

>>49423802
not until you're vtubing retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>49424461
>Why do people schizopost so much
removed the extra words

[Anonymous No.]

>>49424629
>>49424374
Thanks for the response, i will continue my reps until i get a model
>>49423973
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>49424862
no problem good luck

[Anonymous No.]

have you guys used any resources on learning better diction? if so any recs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49427119
Just read more is probably the easiest solution. Read out loud perhaps.

[Anonymous No.]

New OP pic for Digby

[Anonymous No.]

Streaming is the only thing keeping me from killing myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49423802
You can stick a png in the corner of your screen and it counts as vtubing.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/zenyahima/status/1657871572583997440
>Zenya talking about orca menopause
>Denpa flirting with her in replies
Erotic...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49429061
>5 minutes ago
denpa pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>49388606
Nothing cause I'm ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>49429061
I ship it

[Anonymous No.]

i'm 100% ngmi with this internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>49388606
people are becoming aware of my existence

[Anonymous No.]

>>49422441
Rate the Collab!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49429910
That upload speed is enough for 720p60, don't be a bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>49420910
Dante...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49390736
i'll draw a torso png for you, describe a design

[Anonymous No.]

>>49430340
it's interesting who people project onto my posts kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>49430411
I'm convinced they just roll a die and get a random name at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49429932
No one knows you Haru

[Anonymous No.]

>>49430174
no guarantees though lol, that's the fun part

[Anonymous No.]

I love how the shit mic arc comes back because she's doing ASMR now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49430760
so true sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>49430340
I wish the guys who name dropped me were better at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49430748
As long as it stays above ~6500 you'll be fine, even if it dips below that occasionally it's still not a huge deal

[Anonymous No.]

denpafish is actually so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>49431236
Kemori...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49431236
Lavandel....

[Anonymous No.]

>>49431633
Pickmendel*

[Anonymous No.]

>>49431846
Despafish*

[Anonymous No.]

Laine falling off so hard makes me nervous of ever taking a break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49431846
How do you feel about her reaching affiliate femcel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49432020
I look forward to "falling off" upwards like her

[Anonymous No.]

>>49432020
>self-shill
>noticed
>urgent crabbing

don't be so ugly, pls

[Anonymous No.]

i love denpa shes funny shes cute shes menhera she deserves good things i wanna save her so bad

[Anonymous No.]

I hate when I'm hatewatching someone and suddenly they get to 10 viewers, so I have to stop hatewatching so they don't cross the 2view gap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49420915
>>49421053
OLs are for going down on

[Anonymous No.]

>>49432588
I saw you leave. You should be ashamed of admitting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Raiding with a party of 4 viewers!
>Viewercount goes up by like 8
Was Twitch lying to everyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49432588
If you keep more than 4 tabs open Twitch won't count your views

[Anonymous No.]

>>49433407
>I have literally never once counted as a viewer at any time

[Anonymous No.]

>>49431236
based and true!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49432672
Who are you the four musketeers?

[Anonymous No.]

What’s the market like for nonhuman VTs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49435804
Well Digby isn't doing badly
He has the dual male and non-human debuffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>49435804
There's a number of them in gen3 and before that are doing fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49436954
konrad...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49420948
yeah, to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>49436977
I was talking about the skeletons and more off the wall ones like Hazmat. Konrad counts if we're going with graduated chuubas too

[Anonymous No.]

>>49424461
as moderator of both aspcords and inactive in both i paint a target upon myself to protect others from being schizoposted like picrel
>>49421025
i'm bi
>>49420948
no i'm n-
>>49437060
oh i guess i am

[Anonymous No.]

>>49437707
Don't you usually self-post on /wvt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49439526
i perpetually have both threads open but i don't selfpost frequently in either place nowadays unless i get called out or something

[Anonymous No.]

What

[Anonymous No.]

>>49437707
needs more artillery so it covers both figures.

[Anonymous No.]

I love it when I catch other aspies unfollowing me. I see you Mr. Krabs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49440903
This is why I never unfollow anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>49440903
sorry but I don't support tranny shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>49437707
Ok Elliot you're cute and pettable, wouldnt mind getting to know you a little better

[Anonymous No.]

Thread is full of baiting and crabs that full of hatred and narcissism. Yare yare

[Anonymous No.]

>>49440903
That app is pretty useful. I bet they wonder why all their raids dry up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49440903
im going to drop some if they don't follow back by next month

[Anonymous No.]

>>49437707
>i'm bi
okay Elliott, which Gen 4 males are the cutest?
Can be design, voice or design+voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49441392
I’ve unfollowed accounts that spammed retweets unrelated to their content.
maybe they’ve lost interest in you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49442134
Not him but nobody really has a cute design. Everyone is either bara, non-human or something that doesn’t fall under the category of cute. The only “cute” guys would likely be Parseks (who doesn’t even have a real model yet apart from his AI generated one) and Beryl (who does have a cute model but looks so feminine people call him a babi).

[Anonymous No.]

>>49442470
My model is actually drawn by an artist, I just don't have it rigged yet.
I'm struggling to find a good one with open comms. So many scammers it is scary to pick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49442536
Just ask Marburg

[Anonymous No.]

>>49442536
Protip, consider going to a character designer before going to a model artist next. Character designers will expand on your model without deviating too much and can mean the difference between a do-not-steal OC and an actually goated design.

[Anonymous No.]

New guy around here. Just wanted to say: Thank you guys for putting together the the General pastebin, i'm reading through it and it has a lot of stuff that will help me as i'm tweaking and learning stuff.
Will keep lurking till i have a proper stream to show you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49442689
Good luck and carry on, anon (Thumbs up)

[Anonymous No.]

>>49442470
>I'm not cute
Pain...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49442240
I doubt they are talking about twitter. I don't think most people would care if they got unfollowed there. I do get kind of mad if people follow me, and then when I follow them back they unfollow you. Its such a petty thing to do, and people do notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>Person unfollows me
>I wanted them to

[Anonymous No.]

Why are some of you so ugly, asp?An enormous ego and no talent?
You are a freekish human-shaped shell twisted by envy into a mockery of vtubing.
You wrench out a fake smile on a stream and act "nice", but deep inside you are nothing but hatred and dirt.
Your actions are hypocritical. You're mocking others hiding behind "an anonymous mask"
You will never be happy living like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49443583
Who are you even talking about? Sounds like projection

[Anonymous No.]

>>49442777
Kankuro…

[Anonymous No.]

>>49435804
I'd say most vtubers are some flavor of fantasy fodder. Unless you specifically mean humanoid

[Anonymous No.]

>>49442470
>Not him
Then I dont care

[Anonymous No.]

>>49443583
post the full pasta faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>49441918
What app?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49442134
in terms of cuteness based i would probably give it to either beryl, kankuro, or sun
that's not to say i don't think others aren't cute but i get different vibes from some of them that seem to be hitting other areas (i.e dante going for the more bara route, albert being ikemen, fuza being more goofy)

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in the process of writing a Shakespearian two man play. It's about two thieves sitting in prison and planning their escape. They tell each other their life story and slowly fall in love. In the end one of the thieves is actually an undercover cop that's trying to find out where the thief hid a diamond tiara worth $1,000,000,000 dollars. But the thief has already figured this out and smothers the cop to death in his sleep with a pillow. Just gotta find a partner to stream this play with.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I join the discord?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49447011
Could it be me? I also rather enjoyed Reservoir Dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49447011
i can make strangled sounds into the mic anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>49447011
Does it involve me pounding your prostate and you whimper helplessly? If so, I want in

[Anonymous No.]

>>49440903
who are you? i'll follow

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>>49440903
I'm looking for some to follow and possibly stream with. Link your stuff lad.

[Anonymous No.]

Should I get into vtuber shit if I'm a gay faggot? Or is there literally no market?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49450735
no, quit now. not because you're gay but because you're a massive pussy retard that can't read the OP or do any amount of basic research. you're a tourist

[Anonymous No.]

How do I stop myself from calling my boyfriend babe while I'm streaming i want to seem available so people watch me

[Anonymous No.]

>>49450913
That's the point anon
I've made an educated guess that no, there's no audience for it because the Hololive guys are barely popular even during prime times so I'm asking here to have your opinion too :)

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>>49451142
your answer's in the OP dipshit

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>>49451065
Just call everyone babe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49442134
Beryl, Digby, Colonq, and Alva are cuties. Kankuro, Sun, Dante, and Daiya are sweeties.

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>>49451065
If you can't manage something so basic as hiding your bf you might as well quit vtubing now
It's not that hard, all the girls do it

[Anonymous No.]

Is it okay if I'm an esl with an accent ? There's little to no people who whatch chuubas where I live and I've been considering streaming in english

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>>49450735
Aside from what >>49450913 said I wouldn't recommend it unless you're a furfag or exceptionally talented/charismatic. Keep in mind that vtubers' main audience is comprised of autistic shut-ins who are mostly straight. Most male vtubers will never reach big popularity for that exact reason.

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>>49451401
it's not okay sorry chief

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>>49446607
Curious what people think of my design

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>>49451401
go for it man

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>>49451401
I watch tons of ESLs with accents. People think voice is the hugest filter, and I mean don't get me wrong it can be one, but even if it *is* bad people will put up with it if you do something they wanna watch.

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>>49451401
Post vocaroo so we can say for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>49451576
Post your design

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>>49451626
Just imagine someone with a slight french accent, that's basically what I sound like

[Anonymous No.]

>>49451760
Im uhh Albert, heres a low res image

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>>49451831
>fr*nch

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>>49451401
If I had a quarter everytime you guys fucking asked this question, I would probably have like 3 dollars by now.

I don't care anymore dude. Why not just decide for yourself, and do whats fun?

If your goal is to make it "big" like Hakka, keep in mind he probably sold himself to cover by saying he could sing metal, make music, and speak 5 languages.

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>>49451831
There's a lot of fr*nch accents (canadian, several continental ones, african) so you should still post a vocaroo. Besides, we'll also rate how good your voice sounds.

[Anonymous No.]

Would using a bust up only model have any real downsides? Other than maybe fans being limited in the fan art they draw of your model because they don’t know what your bottom half looks like. Assuming you even get enough fans to want to draw gab art of you. Found a model on booth for under $300 that looks really nice, then I realize it’s only bust up and now I’m hesitating spending money on it.

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>>49451984
Sorry, I had to record that on my phone
https://voca.ro/1mukgjRYFAqs

[Anonymous No.]

>>49451831
>french
oh no no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49451892
I think your design fits your voice.
The hair helps you stand out too, i think the coat might be allittle simple but still a very pleasant color palette

[Anonymous No.]

>>49452560
You sound Indian. Rest in piss in piss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49452595
Thank you very much, yeah i did not want to make it too elaborate. I am a very simple man after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49451959
>hang around /asp/
>get upset people keep asking basic ass questions
Sounds like a you problem.

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>>49452560
Honestly? If you play up your French accent, it might become your strong side and how you stand out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49446607
>didn't get mentioned
gonna kill myself lol

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>>49452484
It limits you in the long run unless you plan on asking the artist to draw the bottom half. Also, references might be a pain if you're planning paying for commissions for your character. If you're just doing it sort of as a test thing for streaming, it MIGHT be fine (although at that point, might as well get a png) or if think you'll pay the artist to do the bottom half.

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>>49453048
i didn't either, relax, homo. you're gonna make it.

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>>49452560
>slight accent
You sound like Saruei, you'll still get viewers but fuck the french

[Anonymous No.]

>>49453600
If Elliott doesn't wanna fuck me, I'm a failure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49452625
bloody bitch bastard bloody .. .. !!

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>>49452560
>>49452625
madarchod DO NOT REDEEM SIRs

[Anonymous No.]

>>49454149
I would give Elliot a gay little kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>49451065
Try not to be so much of a pushover. If a it takes is one person to hold you back you're ngmi.

[Anonymous No.]

Being around male vtubers turns you gay, even the females

[Anonymous No.]

>>49454798
/asp/cord turned me gay

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not gay but women aren't into me

[Anonymous No.]

>>49455752
I'm gay and women are more into me than men

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>>49456252
Ok post png

[Anonymous No.]

Message to all /asp/ies

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>>49456404
thanks friend

[Anonymous No.]

so male asmr is basically code for rp / erp right

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>>49456404

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>>49456480
what's female asmr then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49456584
i don't know, i don't listen to it

[Anonymous No.]

just wanted to thank the random anon who told me to "just start streaming" a while ago "since you already have the avatar rigged and ready."
I was feeling uncertain since i ran out of money for other marketing materials etc after exhausting it on the model itself.

still havent done any platform diversification/marketing or really prepared enough money to help jazz things up, just streaming on twitch rn but I'm starting to pick up some viewers here and there and honestly its been fun to just chat with people about the games im playing.
thanks random anon, hope you're doing well.

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>>49456800
glad to help, dont forget to have fun

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>>49452560
you are a very "oui oui baguette fromage" frog, which will probably set you apart, like other anons have said. Twitards may accuse you someday of playing it up to make french people seem like they are all pepe le pew. these are not bad things.

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>>49451065
i know this is a trollpost, but don't even bother. letterman still has people calling him BFE despite clearly mentioning having a girlfriend/wife (albeit in his detached computer entity way).

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>>49452560
My oshi is a small corpo girl with french accent, if she can do it, so can you anon

[Anonymous No.]

someday i'll record a vocaroo but i dont remember where i put my mic

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>>49452625
>>49452734
>>49453615
>>49454600
>>49457112
>>49457197

Thank you all for the advices, anons. I took note of everything, and I hope my fellow ESLs will be inspired by your wisdom as well

[Anonymous No.]

am i gmi bros (views/ watch time)

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>>49458705

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>>49458745
It never began, sorry anon

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>>49458765
T-T

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>>49458956
Nebba gib appu

[Anonymous No.]

We're all going to make it

[Anonymous No.]

Please explain the twitch policy on music. I've read the guidelines https://www.twitch.tv/p/en/legal/community-guidelines/music/ which are strict, but some of the twitch streamers that I watch just play whatever they want and say that it's all gucchi if you exclude the music from the vods.

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>>49457803
I will follow you when you created your Twitter and Twitch account

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>>49461520
Vod gets scanned for copyrighted music, whereas when playing it live and excluding it from the vod, while still not alright, it'd have to get flagged live, which is incredibly unlikely

[Anonymous No.]

how strict are the general ban standards for model nudity? From what I've seen it's mostly just if you can see pelvic area. If I'm clearly a robot, I should be good, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49461928
The pelvic area, and the boobs (especially on Twitch)
Sadly I don't think being a robot will change anything unless you look like a bionicle toy

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>>49462187
sad but figures. I'm going to have a human shell toggle anyway and it's not like my content is lewd, but I like the cool robot parts. Goodbye boob LCDs that display dumb shit I'm going to rig it anyway even if no one can see it (or just stream with it and hope that I'm too small for twitch to care) because I'm a masochist

[Anonymous No.]

>>49462187
Pretty sure boobs is okay in twitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>49462683
define boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49461034
Yes sir if I can help it

If my back grows large enough I'll let all the aspies burrow inside and form a hive

[Anonymous No.]

>>49463179
Twitch is retarded but so is anyone that pretends not to know what underboob is

[Anonymous No.]

>>49463794
Hoes will pretend to be stupid when it comes to their boobs, it's what allows them to make a living

[Anonymous No.]

I dreamt that I had a supportive gf because of you fuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

Has anyone had a good experience with Fiverr model artists?

[Anonymous No.]

I dont want to hit on other Male vtubers but its kinda hard sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49466435
Most of them probably don't mind the attention, at least I don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>49466477
I dunno though, feels kinda wrong,

[Anonymous No.]

>>49466435
Tell me who you are and I'll give you a greenlight to hit on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49467457
Tell me who you are first bro...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49466435
I don't mind the other females hitting on me in chat however...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49468225
Sorry no cute girls for you, only creepy maletubers (me)

[Anonymous No.]

Feel free hit on me btw

I will be a whore for (You)

[Anonymous No.]

You all disgust me. Go to /soc/ if you want to be a hoe.

[Anonymous No.]

*sniff sniff* lavendel's old t-shirt so full of goody smell smells uwu *sniff sniff*

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>>49469589
sorry you don't like intimate BFE and ASMR/RP, but i genuinely just want to provide that for people who need some form of companionship. the world is a tragically lonely and alienating place right now, with communities downright fractal in their subdivision. i'm not exaggerating when i say that i can easily cry if i think about it too much. ideally people don't need me for too long, but i'd like to be there for them whenever they do.

[Anonymous No.]

No idol and no one with enough passion to be one here..

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>>49469986
Can you give an example of an idol that you admire

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>>49469879
Same but i dont want to risk actually developing feelings for someone. Because that tends to happen pretty quickly for me and i love taking care of people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49470132
i made a plugin for myself that anonymizes all my chatters...i feel like i can recognize some typing styles but i discard those thoughts as being schizo

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>>49463179
That doesn't explain why Lumi new model is showing underboob

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>>49469986
what idol are we talking about, male or female?

[Anonymous No.]

bread.... BREAD!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49469879
The consequences of the industrial revolution.
>>49470132
Please learn to separate characters from people and let yourself enjoy fantasies as simply that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49470623
Yeah i know, i just have some problems thats all

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>>49471528
New bread

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>>49469986
Cublala wanted to become an idol, a long time ago

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>>49471615
I wanted to. Or at least I was really inspired by idols. But I'm male and nobody likes me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49472116
And you dance like a faggot, just get a girlfriend or something

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>>49472615
You got the wrong guy sorry.