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4927588 No.4927588 [Reply] [Original]

Fuck Who?
Kill Who?
Marry Who?

>> No.4927819

>>4927588
Fuck Goomba
Kill chicken, she'll just come back and I can apologize
Marry Ina and have her pump out more babies than Shub-Niggurath

>> No.4928065

>>4927819
FPBP

>> No.4928133

>>4927819
only right answer.

>> No.4928177
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4928177

>>4927819

>> No.4928329
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4928329

>>4927588

>> No.4928356

>>4927819
/thread

>> No.4928430

>>4927819
Man of culture

>> No.4928443

>>4927588
fuck ina
marry ina
kill orange

>> No.4928447
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4928447

>>4927819
based

>> No.4928449

>>4927588
Fuck all 3 of them
Kill (You)
Marry my oshi

>> No.4928474

>>4927588
you got the order right

>> No.4928562
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4928562

kill kiara

>> No.4928906
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4928906

>>4927588
Kill all of them so (you) can't have them

>> No.4929264

>>4927588
Fuck Cover
Kill the chinks
Marry Amelia

>> No.4929385

>>4927588
Kill Gura because she doesn't deserve her success.
Fuck Ina because she would be a horrible wife.
Marry Kiara because she's retarded enough to give me all her money during divorce.

>> No.4930285

>>4929385
>she would be a horrible wife.
explain

>> No.4930732

>>4927819
FPBP

>> No.4931039

>>4927819
>Marry Ina and have her pump out more babies than Shub-Niggurath
/board

>> No.4931568

Kill Kiara
Marry Ina
Fuck my wife Ina

Gura can get a headpat or something, I don’t care

>> No.4931675
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4931675

Fuck ina because "look at how fucking flat she is, goddamn that's hot"
Marry gura because i love her (and she's even hotter than ina, i want to fuck that shark every day, not just once)
Kill kiara because her body type isn't worth fucking and i want to spend any time with her regularly (not worth marriage)

>> No.4931808

Fuck Kiara
Kill Gura (feels bad, nothing personnel kid)
Marry Ina

NTR Ina by continuing to fuck Kiara behind her back. Trust me anon, chicken's the type that keeps you hooked

>> No.4932242

Fuck Kiara, seems like a fun lay
Kill Ina, sorry
Marry gura, she's the cutest

>> No.4932590

See, you get it. There's no way that Calli and Kiara AREN'T the best lays in holoEN

>> No.4932671

>>4927819
that's it, pack it up the thread is done

>> No.4932672

>>4928562
>But Kiara is our friend

>> No.4932878

>>4927819
This is the one

>> No.4933104

>>4927819
It's a sexless marriage. It would just be marry, kill otherwise. The whole point is you don't get to do the other two options with whoever you pick for one of them.

>> No.4939145

>>4933104
sexless marriage? that's the gayest thing i've ever heard kys

>> No.4940923

>>4927819
Came here to post this, based.

>> No.4941261

>>4927588
Fuck Ina by having rough sex
Kill Kiara by having rough sex and repeat
Marry Gura than have rough sex

>> No.4941277

>>4927819
FPBP

>> No.4941480

>>4933104
>>4939145
yeah shut the fuck up gay retard
marriage includes fuckage

>> No.4941516

>>4927588
kill all three, fuck no one

>> No.4941886

>>4927588
id marry all of them and give them loving hugs everyday ^____^

>> No.4944565

>>4927819
damn

>> No.4944805

The dynamics between the fuck and marry choice interest me.
For instance, you will get more sex from the holo you marry than the one you chose 'fuck' for. That implies the holo you want to fuck the most, you should also marry.
The situation in which this breaks down is when the most sexually appealing holo has a totally incompatible personality with you. Then it becomes a balance of how much you value sex versus personality. If you value sex more, you should still marry the holo you find most attractive, even if you have conflicting personalities.

In consideration of my analysis my choice is:

Fuck: Ina
Marry: Gura
Kill: Kiara

>> No.4944842

>>4939145
sexless marriage is pretty common just ask your parents

>> No.4944917

Fuck Gura
Marry Gura
Kill myself

>> No.4945005
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4945005

>>4927819
I want to live that reality

>> No.4947270
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4947270

marry gura dont care the other 2 kill both

>> No.4947352

>>4927819
same

>> No.4947960

>>4927588
Kill Ina. Then marry her corpse and fuck her on our wedding night.

>> No.4947994

>>4927588
Fuck gura marry ina

Youre making this shit too easy OP

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>>4927819
truly great

>> No.4953045

>>4927819
The only right answer
I don't hate Kiara, I just like the others better.

>> No.4955422
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4955422

Here's a harder round.
Marry, Fuck, Kill the Holohouse girls.

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