/uuu/ - Ceres Fauna General - Hitmaid Heeds Hired Hitman

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Last thread >>49173358

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[Anonymous No.]

A curse on any who shitpost in this thread below this post. The harshest karmic retribution of your life will happen if you do. Be warned.

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Okay how bad is this movie? Is it "so bad its good" bad? Or is it bad bad?

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watching sexo with fauna...

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yay for Fauna!

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Fauna's version is 1:32. My plundered is 1:34. Any significant difference or just bloat in the front/back

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>can only find the unrated version online
>cant rent the movie from yt
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>49219546
It's an action movie with Hitman slapped on, enjoyable but that's it

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>>49219570
Well this is still relatively mild. I watched scary movie with MoomRyS where a dude gets impaled by a dick.

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>>49219727
Nothing unusual about penile penetration anon. Whipping is very unnatural and lewd though

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>>49219595
mine is also 1:34:14
hope there's no difference between it and youtube

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fauna warukunai yo ne!

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Bros where can i watch it... i dont have hulu.......

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>>49219932
Just go to blockbuster and rent it like the rest of us nerd

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>>49219932

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>>49219932
watch it with people at omXtcw.com/r/hlgg replace X with 3

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>>49219994
Ill never make it in time its almost 900 miles away..............

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>>49220154
if you have a vehicle that can travel at 600 MPH you might just make it in time

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>The unrated DVD is one minute longer than the theatrical cut and includes a few extended scenes with more blood.
hopefully chat will be able to tell Fauna when those are, if you have the 1:34 version then its the unrated one

Also apparently Vin Diesel was gonna play 47 but then stepped down...

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>>49220367
Really? Physique wise Vin Diesel seems like a miscast. His head is too big,

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>>49219727
God that shit was so funny, 85% of the movie they were just talking about random shit so they didn't have to acknowledge what was going on.

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Fauna is still my mommy no matter what anyone has to say about it

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>>49219595
>Fauna's version is 1:32.
where is she watching it?

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>>49220776

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>>49220811
I wouldnt mind paying 5 bucks to have the same version but youtube doesnt rent it out in my country

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My version is 1:34 too but im sure we'll be smart enough to figure it out without being annoying to her

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>>49221108
Well if someone did rent it I imagine they could just rip it with yt-dlp and share it. That's less content for more money though

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>>49221157
>1:32
>1:34
>1:40
why are there so many versions of this shitty movie?

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>>49221157
mine too, start with 20th logo :(

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>>49221474
>>49221157
same, just press the right arrow key in vlc everytime a scene seems kinda bloody

[Anonymous No.]

was fauna more quiet than usual in the asmr or am i finally going deaf before my thirties

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the first Hitman movie or the "remake" where they tried a little harder?

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Hi /uuu/!

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>>49221647
first, 2007

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>>49221549
Just watch the movie at 1.021x speed and you'll finish at the same time

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>>49221717
I hope it's kino at least.

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>>49221670
Anonymous!

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>>49221588
I will rape you

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>>49222132
be more specific

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>>49222329
sorry, was meant for >>49221670

[Anonymous No.]

>you do condition your hair right
...

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>>49222727
Well anon? Do you?

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>>49222727
do i condition it to do what

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>>49222727
sorry fau fau, i use that 3 in 1 shit. and my deodorant? probably has aluminum in it.

P.S. I'm a bear.

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>>49222773
haha no

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squeeb

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>>49222727
only once or twice a week, hair feels really nice afterwards.
sometimes I condition my pubes as a joke

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>>49222894
go back you shit, your bug facts arent welcome here

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>>49222379
>sorry
what a fag

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>>49223016
No

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>>49223113

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>>49222894
unbearable

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>>49223353
I'm glad the threads back to me hating you faggots for god awful puns rather than the last few days. I've missed you autistic retards.

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>>49221791
this is gonna be like the chinese censor endings
>agent 47 surrenders to authorities and serves 89894654 years sentence

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im really enjoying the character she got into in the maid asmr maybe more than the forest witch persona, but also one of my ears is hurting so i cant enjoy this to the fullest, just a personal issue

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>>49221367
google "hitman 2007 r vs unrated" . movie censorship site for comparasion

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>>49223659
It's even more confusing now

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>>49220147
that's the youtube version?

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>>49223769
>I'm not going to be perfectly in sync with my wife
its fucking over isnt it

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>>49222727
I don't wash my hair.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /uuu/, made this edit of a copypasta from a catalogue bait thread the other day. Thought it was kinda funny idk

https://files.catbox.moe/g1pu88.mp4

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>>49222727
I rarely do. I actually shampoo my hair daily because of a scalp condition, yet somehow my hair is still silky smooth. Conditioner is just for if I want it to be very easy to brush

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>>49222727
only when i have long hair

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>>49225037
>Sweeite

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>>49225057
Sweatie

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>>49222727
I shaved my hair off after noticing Fauna's affection for Agent 47 and Northernlion

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[Anonymous No.]

Fauna's Maid ASMR was great. She really activated my neurons whenever she called us master. Here are some maid lewds for the saplings that share my sentiment.
https://litter.catbox.moe/a45nmf.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/js2qlv.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/yvrhap.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/q323eu.jpg

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>>49225426
thanks

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Sapplings I've come to Moom at you
See you tonight, glad you're back

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>>49225426
Wouldn't that baking tray burn her tits

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I
LOVE
FAUNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>49225732
we moomin tonight. what do you guys think it's going to be about?

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>>49225859
All we know is it's "cursed" so I expect hilarity and kino to flow

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>>49224175
naisu
we need a whispering fauna AI

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone archive her karaokes? I won't be able to make it on Saturday.

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>>49226287
No, we hate unarchived leeches round here. Watch it live or git out.

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>>49226443
It's the first stream I'll have missed in months! Unfortunately I have to go hang out with flesh friends

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>>49226287
yeah

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Which version of the movie is it?

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>>49226566
>flesh friends
disgusting, i'm sorry you're forced to. I'm obv joking newfag, we have magnets up instantly.

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>>49226785
>>49220811

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Patrolling /vt/ almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

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I can't believe I am probably gonna watch a shitty action movie from 2007 instead of playing the new Zelda that unlocks at the same time here in EU.
I think I love this Kirin too much.

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>>49227623
I don't even have a nintedo console so its an easy choice for me. youre making the right decision though, movie watchalongs are always great. zelda can wait.

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>>49226829
Thanks, I've been really interested in Fauna since the Mario tournament. Her English is easy to understand and her voice is healing.

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>>49227623
i will be doing both, been playing zelda for over a week anyway

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can't find the movie anywhere and I'm not spending 5 bucks to rent it, might just slap fauna on as background noise while playing some Star Rail

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>>49228269
man, everyone has a hacked switch huh? I guess you do save a lot of money on games...

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone got their snacks? Everyone comfy and ready to watch?

[Anonymous No.]

Just finished a workout and am all sweaty and pent up. Time to rub one out to her asmr

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Fauna!

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>>49220147
that's Ina...

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>>49228752
>went to the store for groceries
>made egg salad so I could have an egg salad sandwich and chocolate milk for the stream
>not even hungry anymore
yeah i'm ready

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love this punctual kirin

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>>49228766
>rub one out to fauna asmr
i never found them particularly lewd but i suppose i can't blame you really

[Anonymous No.]

>She's so giddy today
I love her bros. I unironically missed her

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Fuck I was a minute late, what happened to her face

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>The one without the sex scene
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

[Anonymous No.]

can we just appreciate nature

[Anonymous No.]

Scammed once again

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>>49229073
she had to wipe off my kisses

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Oh no I have the bluray rip, how am I gonna sync it?

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>>49229081
it's kinda beautiful though

[Anonymous No.]

Furry..

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>Zootopia
I-Is she a closet furry?

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>>49229210
>>49229197
She talked about liking MLP, we already knew this

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I want to hug, kiss, and cuddle this kirin.

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>>49229253
>He didn't include fuck
NGMI

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>>49229197
>zootopia
>mlp
>oddtaxi
I think she might be

[Anonymous No.]

The D&D movie was straight ass.

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You're only a furry if you want to fuck the Anthropomorphic characters

[Anonymous No.]

Did I miss some drama yesterday? Wtf was that SC

[Anonymous No.]

she should take the private tracker pill

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>>49229360
Do you NOT wanna fuck Lola Bunny?

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>>49229369
esl not understanding things, no need to give them attention

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>>49229424
she'd surely be too afraid of her computer getting a virus

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>>49229424
Anon...she won't even download custom cursors, do you think she'll torrent?

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this dumb silly kirin...

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>>49229351
As soon as chat started saying it was good I knew this would be the case

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>>49222727
No, I lost most of my hair by 40, I just shave off the bit that's left.

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Do I go to the local gas station 5 minutes away and get chips/dip
y/n?

[Anonymous No.]

My time passes in seconds not frames :(

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>>49229652
You could already be on the way if you didn't waste time asking.

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>>49229652
you should have done that earlier...

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>>49229351
I thought it was great

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>>49229684
divide by the framerate of 23.976025 frames per second

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>>49229709
I think it was just a bunch of action scenes loosely strung together by a mediocre mcguffin plot with a coat of D&D paint slapped on for the cash grab. Most of the actors had to have been explicitly instructed to NOT act and simply read their dialogue.

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She is being very silly and cute today

[Anonymous No.]

She's too worried about this

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>>49229652
She's stalling for you anon. Godspeed

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she is such a woman

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>>49228705
save a shit ton of money yeah, i only buy games that i wanna play online on sysnand

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>>49229894
It's a bit anon.

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This short bit is gonna be more entertaining than the actual movie

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, I wish I had a 244Hz monitor

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kino already

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>>49230055 (me)
I take it back. Nothing beats her giggles

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cute

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she's groovin

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Her dancing around like a retard will never get old, I love this woman

[Anonymous No.]

my Agent 47 never talked so much

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>Niger
>t. Chad

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I guess the explosion and arm getting cut off was bonus content. Out of sync

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Not my agent 47!

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>>49229950
what is sysand? I might do this for next gen

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>>49230597
skip forward about 7 seconds to resync

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>>49229652
made it back, what'd I miss

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ah so the unrated version is already desynced from that interrogation scene

[Anonymous No.]

Can agent 47 scan himself at the grocery store?
What does he ring up as?

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>>49230694
Lunch meat, to Fauna's dismay...

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>>49230597
I thought she was giggling about that like a psycho

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>>49230694
Nair

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isn't Diana in this?

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>>49230655
That fixed mine, you're a king

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>>49230662
cute Fauna giggles

[Anonymous No.]

Fauna not everyone is gay...

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Kek

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Fauna's inner fujo

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>why is the russian secret police involved
You literally fucking called them.

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agent 47 isnt my john wick, how the hell does he get out of that

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>>49231178
oh thats how

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Why do those guards look like NCR rangers

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Unsynced again. My life is suffering

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Shit i'm behind again

[Anonymous No.]

Elevator scene had another violent part for the uncensored bros, skip around 20 secs

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Feel like a lot of scenes is cut for her. Need to skip a lot.

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oh fucks sake yeah there was more breaks

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Im about 40 seconds a head and for now im on time

[Anonymous No.]

desynced again
speed up your unrated version until you are ~38 seconds ahead of fauna's version

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz-v43KG6rs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz-v43KG6rs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz-v43KG6rs

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schizo rrat: she's in an evil mood and set the movie to play at 1.02x speed in order to piss all the sync autists off

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>>49229197
>>49229210
>>49229246
>>49229335
ISRAEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz-v43KG6rs

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>>49231496
I rented it on youtube too, I'm perfectly in sync with her

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>computer crashed
PAIN

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>>49231483
Finally, she's gonna let her inner furry be fully released.

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>>49231483
Fucking pure kino I can already tell

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She's just like me

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Which hitman is it anyway?

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>>49231520
she gonna draw her bad dragon collection

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watching the vod tomorrow, but I found out google play also rents out the rated version.
So i can be in sync tomorrow

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God this dumb.

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this is so dumb lol

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This is SO fucking bad and I am deeper in love with this Kirin than ever

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this movie is shit but Fauna's commentary makes it good

[Anonymous No.]

is this hitman pvp

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>Push W
cute

[Anonymous No.]

I think it's about to unsync again, that looked bloody

[Anonymous No.]

seems fine just now

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oh there are two different bald black guys

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these giggles man

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She loves how corny this is

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I haven't played the Hitman stories either, but would Agent 47 really change this much over the woman? Seems out of character.

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>>49232415
This is 110% out of character and I've only seen the Hitman 1-3 cutscenes

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>>49232366

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>>49232415
he definitely would not.
he gets his memories back towards the end of hitman 2 and remarks that he feels memories of anger and intense emotion, but that it feels like they happened to somebody else. he stays just as icy as usual.

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>>49232481
The reboot or Silent Assassin?

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>>49231920
incredibly blessed if true

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This is DEFINITELY not in her version

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I assume this is skipped

[Anonymous No.]

accidental edgy joke huh

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>>49232552
the reboot. I realize it came out after the movies but it's also canon while the movies are not

[Anonymous No.]

I'm having a bad day, Fauna never fails to make it better though

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>>49232415
I've only played half of blood money and the reboot trilogy, but it's very out of character. 47 has emotions but he's basically an autist at displaying them. He would never be outwardly emotional like in this movie.

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>>49232615
wops haha

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>>49232592
I wanna watch softcore porn with my oshi

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>>49232656
cute AI anon, share more, i haven't lurked on VTAI for a while.
it was all fatposting

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stolen from global

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fauna's version is about 55 seconds ahead if you need to resync

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>>49232804
Me on the left

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I missed the edgy joke..

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>>49232762
I don't browse that thread these are from pixiv

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BOOOBIES

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SHE'S LOOKING

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Booba

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Fauna loves titties
I love titties
WE ARE

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>>49232975
GAY

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>>49232804
that's very funny

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>>49232975
babies

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>>49233009
You're goddamn right. I love muff.

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>sync checks
I love her

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>>49232656
good one

>>49232762
same, there's barely any normal Fauna now. I only lost interest in prompting because colab is fucked up now

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>>49232975
is she actually bi?

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>>49232861
>whore says something about getting paid less and she has no choice
>Fauna: They can relate because 47 also only gets paid $300 per hit

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Lmao

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>>49233125
Every woman is bi anon

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>>49233125
yeah, how did you know that yet?

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>man in a dress joke
pour one out for an extinct classic

[Anonymous No.]

>>49233095
Been too lazy to start playing around with these models. I have a 3070 laptop with Ubuntu. Is that good enough compared to the colab free tier?

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FAUNA HATES SEX

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>>49233174
Amazing

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>>49233299
yeah, that's way better

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>>49233220
i never saw evidence, thought it was a half joke rrat

[Anonymous No.]

She HATES boobies!

Also Justice song out of nowhere. Now this is good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49233400
Thanks.

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dumb fun useless violence

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john wick 0.5

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>>49233410
>evidence
because it's pre shit

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>>49219511
I'm already living in my personal hell so I'll do what I want.

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>people tune into an R rated movie
>act shocked when it shows 20 seconds of tits
I don't get it, the average fucking Netflix show shows more these days, why are people pretending this is extreme or prudes in chat lol.

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+15secs

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>>49219597
>vtubber tech existed in 2011, but they didn't become a thing until 2014
>if Fauna was fauna 12 years ago, then you could go to blockbuster and just rent the dvd

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>>49233615
anon are you some kind of psycho??

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there's like 30 minutes left

[Anonymous No.]

>>49219994
Based time traveler.

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>>49233685
Aren't we still in a flashback from the start too?

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>>49233772
fuck you're right, I forgot about that

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>>49222727
That's retarded, I use a non-silicate shampoo and my hair is glorious. Enjoy looking like agent 47.

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why do they care for each other again?

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>Sorry, lady, I can't be your boyfriend. I'm a Hitman (2007).
What were they thinking?

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>>49233772
w-what?

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>Just realized this guy was in Deadwood
How did he fall off so hard?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad to see things are working out for T-Bag

[Anonymous No.]

FAUNA YOU DUNCE

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after minmaxing my odds of impregnating ceres fauna, i have concluded my final step is to shave my head bald to achieve my goal
when she cancels streams for 9 months feeling sick and tummy hort, feel free to be mad at me

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Fauna can't hold it

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small bladder kirin

[Anonymous No.]

It's like having a real girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

Fauna is urinating RIGHT NOW.

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well for what it's worth, I have the 1:34:14 version and am currently at 1:11:03 and pretty sure I'm synced up

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>>49234009
yeah on me

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>>49234009
On me of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>49234020
"man holding flask" feels like im synched up

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>>49234020
Yea that's about where I was when she paused it

[Anonymous No.]

hacked switch anon you still here? Ao you know their are resources how to do it on /v

[Anonymous No.]

The bladder of a little girl..

[Anonymous No.]

>That guy from Prison Break
>Desmond from LOST
>Rayland Fucking Givens
>Pre-Absolution Hitman

This movie is triggering my nostalgia so hard...

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the closest ill get to having fauna give me a countdown

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>>49234111
Yeah, although I rewatched Lost recently kek.
I feel like it holds up and the ending wasn't as bad as I remember. Good even.

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>>49233772
wait, what?

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This movie is dogshit but I would watch a million shitty movies with Fauna without cort8vrmplaint.

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>>49234111
scofield would be a better hitman

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>>49234284
same, we need to recommend more shitty movies

[Anonymous No.]

>>49234384
Yeah I'd love for watchalongs to be a more regular occurrence. This is fucking amazing.

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>>49234384
i vote for the original super mario bros movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>49234284
This is my favorite watchalong so far. Fauna laughing at shitty movies is way better than the usual wholesome romcom animes

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>>49234284
Shitty movies make for better watchalongs than good movies.

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quote from the start of the movie btw
>"he's a ghost"

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>>49234575
>IRyS' gaze
heh

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>>49234575
sadly I only know a couple vtubers that are aware of them and none are holo.

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>>49234575
love seeing first reactions to movies I love tho

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so fucking lost

[Anonymous No.]

>>49234575
Imagine our girls watching a Niel Breen movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>49234708
sure, but Fauna LOVES to talk. It has to be something she's very interested in

[Anonymous No.]

The key coincidentally was to the room 47 was in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49234805
Someone make it happen, I need this

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>Agent Smith doing something competent

This movie is absolutely bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

In the end, I have no idea what this movie's plot was, but it was worth watching for the giggles and that swordfight scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49234987
kek

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>>49234575
god i wish that was me

any one of the girls. id even /become/ kronii if necessary

[Anonymous No.]

God, her laughter. It's so powerful. I can't take it. I'm so in love.

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what a shitty movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>49235126
Yeah. But kino watchalong

[Anonymous No.]

>executive producer Vin Diesel

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>>49234575
Imagine the smell.

[Anonymous No.]

she's really hun gup on that huh? Feel bad, like we lost her trsut with over reacting monday

[Anonymous No.]

>>49235300
We? I didn't overreact. I said it was a nothingburger then and I say it is now.

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>>49235300
strokechama...

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>>49234880
Double Down is the best and it's not on YT. Fateful Findings is on YT but only to buy sadly

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>>49235365
drunk af, not stroke

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Did someone in chat say complain about that joke? I only saw people laughing.

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>>49235383
they're all on archive.org

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>>49235383
ummm, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCTd0VuCt28
I also know I Am Here.... Now and Double Down are both on youtube for free.

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>>49235429
no she's just a lil ptsd

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>>49235429
She's being overly careful now

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fauna really wanted to make a cosby joke after agent 47 knocked out the girl

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>>49235429
No but keep in mind this is post "not friends" Fauna. She's going to be on edge for a while until she forgets the silly pushback from last stream

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>>49235429
Probably just preemptive damage control. A lot of sensitive babies out there get really uppity about jokes relating to sexual assault, so it's better to be covered in advance just in case.

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>>49235463
Is she able to stream a ripped movie tho?

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>>49235471
>>49235475
sucks, that was very funny

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ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THE JOKE IS THE SAME FUCKING SCHIZOS TIMELOOPING DO NOT RESPOND EVEN IF IT SEEMS LEGITIMATE

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>>49235544
not advertise where she got it, but watchalong sure.

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SOON

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>>49235606
the we MUST watch Double Down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZR08ultazE

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>>49235671
Cute!

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>>49235720
How to get her to agree though?
She probably won't watch if it's not easily accessible for her audience on legitimate streaming platforms.

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>>49235826
full version?

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>>49235671
>>49235826
faumei art is always well drawn or cute, but kronfau is always ugly 2011 tumblr tier

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>>49235967
Well yeah
Kronii is queerbait that attracts former Tumblr millennial dykes who just like shipping and don't even watch streams

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>>49235967
This really does feel true.
There's a lot more KronFau artists out there, but the quality for FauMei artists is at a much higher average.

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>>49235967
Shut up! All yuri is pure! Have more FauMei!

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Is she really reading all patch notes? she's so gone

>>49235967
yeah, most of them make Kronii more manly and almost tranny like. There's been some cute ones recently though

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>>49236229
she's prepping her brain for Moomin later

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fauna, please never gamble

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>She watched the 12 hour Purge patch reading videos

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Im not watching the collab im drawing a line

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>>49235967

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stuff? it's swimsuits. Mama kirin swimsuit art when?

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>>49236229
Most artists draw Kronii thick ass fuck instead of a female slenderman too

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Mama kirin cute

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>>49236643
>hitting space

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Not obsessed btw

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What a nerd

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You can't see membership donos in hololyzer, correct?

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>>49237252
Sadly not.

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This is a grey-free zone.

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thank fuck she's not changing it

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You saps have no idea how jealous I am of Fauna saying that

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>prechatters trying this hard to have more prechats to circlejerk in

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>>49237252
someone in /HiRyS/ made one specifically for IRyS that shows membership donations, it requires the site being setup with YT credentials of an account that is in their membership

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last thing we need are more fake saps getting gifted subs

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>>49237355
>>49237356
Ah fuck I stepped away for two second what'd she say

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>>49237474
There's pros and cons to each way of doing it in regards to leaving a public room up for a members stream, in other words "No i'm not doing that."

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>>49237474
Briefly considered adding open prechats to members streams

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>>49237451
I'm so fucking glad Fauna told them to fuck off, jesus christ how pathetic. HERE FAGGOTS, COME JOIN EARLY AND GET GUARANTEED GIFTS
fucking attention seeking cunts, actually die. Im glad Fauna isn't embracing this bullshit

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>>49237538
>>49237525
Ah okay, then yes I am glad she feels that way.

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>>49237425
funny thing is that the site is based off your site

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The main reason that the girls started keeping member streams public is because YT would not send the "Stream starting in 30 minutes" notification for membership streams in the past, but it does now.

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>>49237670
Yeah but he just kept adding to it

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>>49237712
yeah it even shows up on the homepage and in the recommended bar

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>>49237765
Thanks Neal but actually.

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>>49237712
I never had a problem with Faunas because she always make members posts linking the members streams well before the stream.

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>>49237712
Lets be frank, the main reason they "do this" is to farm money. It's fairly shameless. Nobody needs the notification to know when their oshi streams...

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>>49237828
I only have notifications turned on for one girl it's Polka

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>>49237828
The only way it isn't shameless is if they turn off the chat or immediately make it members only (Which at that point why not have it members only in the first place)

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>>49237993