/uuu/ - Ceres Fauna General - Happy Maid Day Edition

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Last thread >>49011351

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Reminder to hide, ignore, and do not interact with grasshoppers and their bait, saplings.

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yay for Fauna!

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I MISSED YOU /uuu/!

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what version of the 2007 movie do you think she is going to watch? I can only find the unrated version which is 1,5 minute longer

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I missed you guys

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Gonna be weird having no /uuu/ for over a week soon

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squeeb

may god have mercy on us for all the grasshoppers we're probably about to endure

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SQUUUUEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBB

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Fauna!

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>>49173477
Where? Is it on Netflix?

[Anonymous No.]

What if Fauna wanted to make you her maid

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>>49173676
I pirated it, but I had to use a different site than normally since mine is out for maintenace and a lot of torrents are dead

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I missed /uuu/.
Here's hoping for a good asmr tonight with no scuff or anxious Fauna.

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>>49173550
I just sincerely hope that Fauna didn't react negatively to all the garbage people misconstruing what was one of the sweetest and kindest moments of her opening up to us about her insecurities and feelings of inadequacy. If she stops doing her little motivational speeches and deeply personal tangents about her feelings I will commit pesticide on all grasshoppers.

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>>49173676
Amazon has the uncut version. I just watched the trailer and I forgot how shit this was.

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>>49173786
i wouldn't become her maid but i'd let her body swap us so I could /become/ her green lamy maid while shes in my body

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>>49173823
no doomposting I don't know how to make soundposts

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>>49173550
at least it seems like the catalog spam has died down a little. either that or the jannies are finally doing their fucking job.

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Please stop posting disturbingly sexy generated audio of Fauna.

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>>49173920
Sorry. It just makes me so mad that one of the most open and heart-to-heart moments she's ever had where she expressed how her audience's happiness is super important to her and she doesn't feel like she's worthy of all our attention has been turned into anti-fodder slander. I won't talk about it anymore of course.
>>49173968
Another popular VTuber made some choice comments about a different company today, I think it's acting like a lightning rod for dramapests.

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i don't want to talk about what happened because there are a lot of schizo threads, i even avoided telling them the gay thing even though they deserved it, but remember you can report the obvious trolls from the previous vod (new accounts, malicious messages), and the saps who took the bait just leave them or a downvote at most, don't reply. now back to my way of one of the timeframe schizos.

i hate that this is the asmr frame.

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>>49173477
don't know i'm with yifi. where does she usually watch the movies?

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at least post a cute Fauna if you're going to talk in spoiler text

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>>49174546
ive got the cutest fauna of all

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>>49174389
What's wrong with the frame?

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stay strong saps. your oshi cares about you a lot

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>>49174584
What a big nose

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>>49174546
Yeah true. I'm just gonna delete those posts. Here's a cute Fauna.

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>>49174743
need sleb

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Another test.
https://files.catbox.moe/41abbq.mp3

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Anonymous!

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>>49174893
I really hate you pieces of shit.

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>>49174926
Anonymous!

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>>49174893
this will inevitably spiral into horse porn audio

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>>49175094
use the transparent version you mongoloid

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>>49174893
>https://files.catbox.moe/41abbq.mp3
Can you make one where she says she wants to suck my dick? I need it for tonight's pre-scheduled masturbation session.

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KYS

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>>49173358
Has she used this image for a thumbnail before? It feels so familiar

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I don't think there was anything at all wrong with what Fauna said, but it was still a stupid idea to say it at all, because there is no positive outcome. Hopefully she's not bothered by all the shit that came with it, I don't want her feeling bad before she leaves to go on vacation

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Fauna Fact:
Ceres Fauna got so tired of being called a smartypants that she stopped wearing pants.

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>>49173358
My favorite entertainer !!!

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>>49175806
You're not a real fan. Just a sad anti look for attention.

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>>49175806
A vtuber caring at all about what their piggy wallets think... roru, erumao even

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>>49175806
i agree that she shouldn't have said anything at all. she didn't mean it with any ill intent, but people will easily twist her words that way unfortunately. i don't think she'll be bothered since it was only a few greys here and there.

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Looking forward to tomorrow saplings o7

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>>49175806
Why did you need to bring the topic again? Move on, retard

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>>49176209
Me too. Did she reveal what their plan is?

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>>49176251
Dumb chat Hoomans told her to keep it secret, only thing she said was that "it's cursed"

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>>49176251
only that it's cursed so it should be a classic

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>>49176209
Same
I love them!

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>>49176251
inb4 something related to Twilight

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I love my friend Ceres Fauna!

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>>49176209
Same can’t wait

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>>49176383
She's not your friend.

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>>49176377
I thought they were saving Twilight stuff for an eventual offcollab

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>>49176507
It's not the watchalong

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>>49176507
Perhaps theyre doing a Twilight fanfiction readalong

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Kinda sad I'm gonna miss tonights ASMR due to work, hopefully nothing bad happens that gets the video taken down.

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>>49176623
This would be a particularly bad one for the bears to show up to so let us pray it all goes well.

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>>49176623
I'd like to assume her neighbors wont be partying on a Wednesday night so I hope so.

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>>49176582
another Moom fanfic reading would be great with Fauna

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After a day to mull things over, Fauna was right. I feel kinda dumb for being hurt at all about things. That said, I do think an idol and her followers have a special type of relationship, even if I wouldn't categorize it as friendship.

Adoration? Idolization? I don't know what to call it, but it's still very real and meaningful to me

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>>49177362
I mean she said exactly that during her speech. People just ignored that part so they could shitpost.

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>>49177398
ok, but like, i'm not a grasshopper. And it was hard to be rational in the heat of the moment with emotions running high

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>>49174389
thumbs up*

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>>49177479
That's fair, I imagine she wishes she had put it more clearly as well. I doubt she'll let a superchat bait her like that again.

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Sapkeks this is your oshi?

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>>49175806
Live and learn i guess, just hope she ignores and ban anyone SC'ing something similar in the future.

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I want her to tease us today about being so sensitive.

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>>49174805
lmao

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>>49177605
Hopefully that faggot gets put on a perma ban list for all of EN

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>>49177575
yes, she's very cute

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>>49177575
No... no this can't be...

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>>49177672
I really do not. If it's very very obviously tounge in cheek, maybe, but it just seems like a bad idea

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>>49177672
Any sort of teasing, really
I just want Fauna to bully me

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>>49177672
Under normal circumstances it could be fun, but lets be real tonight she ain't doing that lmao.

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>>49177575
sauce?

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>>49177937
idol showdown

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odds of short stream and deleted archive?

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>>49178120
Hopefully none. Both because she's likely excited about doing maid rp, and because it would invite grasshoppers.

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>>49178120
80/20 not deleted. I think this one stays
also, how do I make text black? I've been on this site since january and keep fucking it up lmao

[Anonymous No.]

I have a question, how do you extract Fauna's emote in high resolution?
Really want to keep it.

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>>49178255
It's the same as every other platform see?

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>>49178024
cute art, shame that founder is big schizo and devs have to do damage control.

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>>49178419
what

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>>49178296
Open emote in a new tab then at the end of the URL replace =w48 with =w0
or you can get it from mega
https://mega.nz/folder/Sl1RFYbI#NQZ3Z2oSHK_J2x6TEHJacw/folder/OhNUDDbB

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>>49178419
I used to be big in the FGC, so I could give 2 less shits about who made it. The game is sick and it has holo in it. If they'd have me, i'd happily make Fauna in engine myself

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>>49178255
Newfag

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>>49174893
>>49174976
>>49174976
>>49175100
>>49175185
>>49174926
>>49175094
>>49175138
wtf bros
are you guys gonna do THIS to Fauna?

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>>49178567
this is cool, thx.

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>>49178296
If you open the image in a new tab there's some junk at the end of the filename after the '=' that tells the YouTube servers to resample it. Change that part to '=s2400'. Works on images attached to community and member's posts too.

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>>49178664
%triforce

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>>49178664
/spoiler Thanks

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>>49175806
there is 1 positive outcome, im encouraged, motivated, moved by her honesty and i love her more

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>>49177868
I wanna suck mommy nipples uuuu

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>>49175806
Yeah, same. Only thing I'm worried about is that she'll never open up again and stay restrained. She's made so much progress over the years, with herself and chat I just hope this doesn't set us back. I know that she likes us, hopefully she doesn't stop being herself because of a few autists and dramafags

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I wasn't going to say anything but the mood in the thread seems right.
I can tell im 100% jacking off to this ASMR

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>>49178120
same as always (bears)
>>49178484
https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/13b77an/comment/jjajja1/
it's really nothing but at the very least that was in very bad taste. if the guy was in a company he would have been fired by now.
>>49178600
i think that as a game it should be fine for the community but i am concerned about fauna making a stream in the future

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>>49179708
she's washing your hair dude

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>>49175806
The positive outcome is that we feel immense relief knowing she's a pseudo-normal entertainer and that we (as pseudo-normal people) don't have to worry about the sort of shit

For real imagine being one of the people that write fucking essays all about how their "oshi" betrayed them even though they donated like 8 red superchats this year

She could also lean into this and make into a sort of yandere Fauna bullshit meme, like, "Oh??? You thought we were friends??? That's so CUTE. You're a moron. That's why I love having you around, you're always good for a laugh saplings!"

It'd be christmas for me. I think I'd die laughing. Because you know they'd go absolutely ballistic.

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>>49179314
you didn't feel that way by default?

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>>49179708
bro, that was never in question. Especially after monday, you know it's full send seductress Fauna tonight

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>>49179769
what goes on under the gown is noone else's business

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>>49179818
no

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>>49179708
If she goes even half as hard as the Gura collab one, yeah me too

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>>49179708
You guys think she gets uncomfortable knowing that a lot of us get off to her? I'd hate to do something that makes her feel unwelcome/unsafe

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>reddit spacing
try harder

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>>49177575
Cute

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>>49180129
She was a fan of hololive before she joined so she surely noticed how people react to fanart at the least.
It's just human nature anyway.

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>>49179798
>She could also lean into this and make into a sort of yandere Fauna bullshit meme, like, "Oh??? You thought we were friends??? That's so CUTE. You're a moron. That's why I love having you around, you're always good for a laugh saplings!"
...hot

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>>49180129
being bothered by it is silly as she isn't the character and it isn't representative of her as a person. it's weird to do it while she's broadcasting TO HER broadcasting, yeah, but art is guilt-free. remember she asked for the cowkini surge, she's an internet OG, she knows how all this shit goes. why be bothered by it if you can't do anything about it?

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>>49180143
Fauna is THE reddit holo

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>>49179769
In my adolescent masturbation phase, I jerked off to completion getting a haircut once.

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>>49180700

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>>49173358
I thought you weren't going to bake today. I was going to bake but I saw another bait thread and I didn't want be called whateverschizo it is again, and it's only an ASMR stream. Anyway, I hope we can reach the bump limit by the end of stream

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I hope Kronii visits her again

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Good morning except not for me because watching asmr live at FST+7 is quite possibly the most impossible thing to do for an employed euro sap

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>>49180129
Menhera Sapling I beg you, please seek medical help and stop posting. You posted this on the doxx site too. And no, she doesn't get uncomfortable.

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what games for variety day?

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>>49180129
Are you autistic? She wouldn't tease and throw so many sexual innuendos if she was uncomfortable. She also started the cowkini thing ffs

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>>49181358
Papa's Freezeria and Hitman I think she said?

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>>49175768
Maybe because of the sound post?

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/uuu/... home..

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why the fuck are you retards going to the doxx site
what is wrong with you

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Will we get the full service?

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>>49173550
RIP YOUR NAILS OUT AND SCRAPE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS WITH THEM

ngl brother, its going to be a rough next few weeks in this hellhole...

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Why did she want to see the hitman movie all of a sudden? Because someone mentioned it in chat? It's not even tolerable

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>>49180891
Wasn't me. I didn't make one for the reasons you've described, but it's whatever. I kind of wanted to share the switch cartridge licking edit I made anyways but I'm still debating it

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>>49182472
bad movies are more tolerable with friends

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>>49182634
well shit then we're in for a bad time

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>>49182472
I actually think she might come out of it legitimately mad that this was ever made so it has kino potential.

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>>49182714
isn't how I meant it believe it or not

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>>49182986
Sure schizo

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>>49182634
oh no

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Hopefully Fauna brings Eddy into the ASMR stream like she used to pre holo, that'll really get rid of the paradoxical saplings that think she's their friend.

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>>49182724
She's gonna have fun regardless. I do wonder how she's going to react to the sex scenes. Or is there a pg version? idk

[Anonymous No.]

FFF is done. IRyS destroyed it

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>>49182634
kek

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>>49184146
not watching her right now, how'd she break it

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>>49184146
wtf no....

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>>49181282
>the doxx site
If you dont want to see it why do you go there?

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>>49184146
Retarded nephilim correction needed..

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>>49184279
Well she didn't yet, she's in the process of destroying right now

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>>49184415
>nephilim
fuck you and everyone that uses these terms, lets not fucking pretend like any of the girls give a single shit about their lore.
Fauna tries every now and then, which is miles above the rest but still...

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>>49184602
Ok then I will use "bitch" instead

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>>49184602
Please post happy and smiling Fauna's. I don't wanna see sad, not before the vacation

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>>49176436
Yes she is!

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>>49184765
>its ok sapling, everything will be fine. I'll make some food for you to eat while Im away

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>>49184146
What is FFF?

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>>49185072
Furiously Fapping (to) Fauna. It's the time of the week where we all join together to appreciate Fauna

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>>49185055
medium rare please

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>>49185072
[Spoiler]Fap for fun[/spoiler]

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>>49184765
I can only do AI

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>>49185142
its... a soup, anon...

[Anonymous No.]

Hi friends

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>>49185072
funny fish farm

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Sapling rape

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>>49174805
She basically said otherwise no?

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>>49185419
Broomrape roots typed this post.

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Tomodachi life

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>>49185535
If you're gonna come here to be retarded at LEAST watch the clips first.

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>>49174805
Mommy might be a little cold sometimes but she wishes the best for me even if it hurts

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>>49185535
Unironic niji deflection

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Can somebody post the sounspost where she giggles?

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>>49185985

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>>49186011
now an ASMR version clip-sama

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>>49186011
Cute, I haven't seen this before. I was talking about the recent hitman one

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>>49186011
My notfriend is so cute!

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>>49186068
please these aren't clips, that's ewwey
>>49186071
I didn't make that but have this instead

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>>49186011
Cute girl. One day i will befriend someone like her (but not her)

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>>49186189
This was such a kino stream. I started watching her more because of this

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>>49186260

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Anyone get the birthday ASMR voice pack? How is it?

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>>49186326
painful after Monday. Its literal parasocial fuel

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>>49186287
I'm so glad she didn't friendzone us

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>>49186364
Sounds pretty good then. I mostly listen to her ASMR to fall asleep so I'm debating whether it's worth it to buy when I may well never hear the whole thing.

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I see the 2%ers have arrived
I guess it is almost time for the stream so it makes sense

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>imagine if we got a boardwide "parasocial" -> "friend" text replace...

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>>49186364
Isn't that the valentine's day pack?

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>>49186364
She said we couldn't be friends. She didn't say we couldn't be fuckbuddies

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>>49186388
I mean you could easily argue actions speak louder than words anyways. Sure she isn't your friend in the sense that she's your therapist, but she very much appreciates the presence. It feels harsh to say, but the whole discussion felt hypocritical. Kind of like she was trying to convince herself that is how things should be instead of how they are. but hey that might just be projection

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>>49173358
https://youtu.be/5jnZMW8C6wA

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>>49186529
[/spoiler]I upload voice packs to my youtube on priavate so I can listen to them with youtube premium as I sleep[/spoiler]

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>>49186558
mods do this i think it would be funny

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>>49186632
>replying to bait
>>49186660
anonchama... use ctrl+s

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>>49186632
>appreciates the presence.
Sure she appreciates it but in a different way than i expected. I never considered her my individual friend but i did think we were in a friendly relationship

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>>49186660
Nice spoilers bro!
But also why do you need to upload them? Can't you just play the file on your phone or whatever?

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>>49186599
both are imo, although valentines obviously more so

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Fauna doesnt have friends

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>>49186796
She has me!

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>>49186739
>>49186694
Ah ty ty
I have an asmr playlist, so I throw it in with other ones I like

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>>49186824
And who are you to her?

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i dont wanna hug and get headpats from my friends.

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>>49186558
That would be really funny

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>>49186796
She has me, her husband(not you), so it's fine

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>>49186867
Niji's dont want to make 2% of their merch revenue, sadly it's a cruel world.

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>>49186287
Do you have any more soundposts? I lost most of mine

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>>49186656
Still one of the best songs ever written

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>>49186924
>>49186676
>>49186558
Replying to yourself twice is wild bro.

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>>49186558
>imagine if we got a boardwide "simpling" -> "sapling" text replace...

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>>49187014
It would be funny

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>>49187092
A bit early in Jakarta no? Shouldn't you be in school? Do you have those there?

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>>49187147
This is the fauna thread sister. Maybe you should find a discord if you want to sext with strangers

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>>49187295
Do kids still do homeschool after COVID lockdowns?

[Anonymous No.]

>IPs still high more than usual
so catalogfags are still here I see

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>>49187347
based ESL retard

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>>49186694
I wanted to say it regardless of the bait, so oh no he got a (you). I think the point still stands though. She was saying what she thinks is best but not what she herself practices. Anyone who regularly watches her shut down as the chat shuts down should be able to put two and two together, but again could just be my projection. I tend to think it's difficult for people to separate personalities forever as they bleed together, especially in interactive environments like streaming
>>49186951
I do. Have a backlog since february though

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>>49187014
ikr so wild

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>>49187387
How does she speak with her mouth closed like that? Is Fauna a ventriloquist?

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>>49187489
Weren't you listening? It wasn't a sentence, so of course she didn't speak

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>>49181248
Now I go, fall asleep or stay awake to get those heart comments.

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>>49187516
Your logic seems flawed but I can't prove you wrong...

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>>49187387
I also felt like she was trying to convince herself and setting up boundaries for herself

[Anonymous No.]

love this punctual kirin

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>>49187573
Fauna speaks in sentences
Fauna doesn't speak in not sentences
The words spoken were not a sentence
Therefore Fauna did not speak them

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>>49187600
that's called cope

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPrvL9ZeqWg
shut up everyone
fauna live

[Anonymous No.]

Fauna..?

[Anonymous No.]

Fauna is making me hate bears, they used to be my favorite animal...

[Anonymous No.]

MOTORIZED BEAR HATE

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>>49187464
why are you pretending to be me

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GO TO SLEEP BEARS

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Kek

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Ok, I don't care what Fauna thinks, I'm still going to love and cherish her like the parasocial retard I am. She can deal with it, not my problem.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she avoiding her latest criticisms. She needs to give a conclusion

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit! I'm so diamonds right now

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>>49187943
if she'll ever address it, it would be during the members stream

[Anonymous No.]

i'm feeling comfy and safe anons, I like this feeling

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>>49187943
Touristchama...

[Anonymous No.]

Please call me Master more...

[Anonymous No.]

She is going to beat the shit out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't watch this. Doesn't feel right anymore after the last stream.

>>49185610
I heard the 10 minute statement live, stop assuming everyone who isn't only posting positive messages about fauna's every little thing is stupid/a troll. You keep saying "be normal" while being a contrarian asshole here.

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>>49187943
Do you want an asmr Apology or something

Even if she does address it, it should just be "I won't be a tard and answer sc with words like cuck or simp".

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battle maids my beloveds

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>>49188137
Don't you have better things to do with your time?

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>>49188137

[Anonymous No.]

I hate to tell this but it's not feel the same. It feels so fake. Fuck me

[Anonymous No.]

She's horny today

[Anonymous No.]

Erotic..

[Anonymous No.]

so many new IPs, how cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188218
so I'm not the only one

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>>49188137
Lol
See ya tomorrow

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>>49187933
I mean she never said not to, the whole message of her speech was just to not neglect your own health for her because that wouldn't make her happy and cherish yourself and your life first and foremost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188253
New IP's are friendly. Unlike someone...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188303
Unfortunately this view is incompatible with veganism

[Anonymous No.]

>>49187943
She absolutely shouldn't. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

CURRENTLY AT HALF MAST

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188174
If your maid can't defend you in armed combat, she's not a real maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188137
>>49188218
I swear I've seen these(?) posters in the thread before having menhera breakdowns about hearts or something in the past. The writing style feels so familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188137
>>49187943
>>49188218
>>49188257
good morning sirs

[Anonymous No.]

Ayo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188408

Tell me the fucking point of this comment. I'm not in fauna's livestream anymore, I don't know what shit she's whispering into your ear right now.

[Anonymous No.]

This feels too good, i'm fading. Her asmr is heavenly

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188540
>he doesn't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188408
Also it's fucking 1:17AM in my state, I'm not one of these "niji fans who start shit for gift cards" that you fags keep mentioning to deflect any criticism.

[Anonymous No.]

After Monday I was not sure about how I should feel, but her ASMR is too powerful even though it feels weird and fake now. Fuck me

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188399
Oh, it definitely is the menhera saps. I've lurked the threads and they've spammed every thread on the catalog for the entire day yesterday. Almost all the threads reached bump limit because of them.

[Anonymous No.]

So what has fueled Fauna's surprisingly strong showing the past few months compared to her first few months?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188218
>>49188257
Its always been fake, best you can do is take a break and come back in a week. Unless mask off moments become a common occurrence, which werent and wont, youll feel comfortable again in no time.

[Anonymous No.]

im not gonna listen to her asmr in broad daylight gmt+8. im sure its nice though. i am ok with not being her friend, because friends dont wash each others' hair unless they cant do it themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188623
Listening to RP after the "real talk" doesn't feel right

[Anonymous No.]

Well, there's nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and then chewing some gum

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188627
Leaning into the (((parasocialism))) ironically, we'll see if those people stick around now that we're where we are.

[Anonymous No.]

Enjoy the fucking stream you retards, even global is doing a much better job ignoring shitpost and talking about the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>49186857
Well her friend, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188764
>friend
I too am this

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188734
When is the appropriate moment to bend the maid over a table and go to town?

[Anonymous No.]

I swear to god I thought she said "Say the N word?"

[Anonymous No.]

for a moment there I thought she said "Say the N word?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188748
The menhera saps will spam between each other even if you ignore them. Just be aware that if it seems like bait is too obvious to be bitten, it probably is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188820
>>49188826
that would have been a creative way to distract from the minor drama

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188820
I heard that too lmao. N and M sound very close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188748
it's just antis circlejerking, don't even acknowledge their posts, they'll get bored

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188656
I don't think that's going to work for me, it's best if I just move on.

[Anonymous No.]

FAUNA DON'T SAY THE N WORD

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188800
Great! We are both friends of Faun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188748
>even global
Global is 10 times better than this shithole

[Anonymous No.]

im hearing things too because I misheard "what about me" as "pound me"

[Anonymous No.]

This ASMR is so good I almost pity those who got filtered.
>>49188691
I am going to listen to her ASMR in broad daylight GMT+8 because it's cold outside

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUU MOMMY BRAPS UUUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188748
/uuu/ have been dogshit for a while already, so better get used to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188748
>He thinks those posters are saplings
At least tourists are helping reaching the bump limit fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188883
Then fuck off and get some medical help already, you native retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188623
Vtubers have always existed in a reality between real and unreal so it's nothing new. Just enjoy what you have and live in the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188938
>he thinks any disagreement from his personal thoughts comes from a shitposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188882
>antis
You have no idea how much I love her faggot. This is why I'm struggling right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188891
NO FAUNA DO SAY THE N WORD

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188992
post membership

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188938
>everyone that disagrees with me is a troll
anon... people disagree all the time and interpret words differently

[Anonymous No.]

this is a nice asmr

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188967
It's like a whore telling you that you suck in bed. Even if its true, why say it? We're paying for the lie in time and cash.

[Anonymous No.]

that was her way of addressing the "friend" drama, and she did it in the most loving way possible. She's the best, go Fauna

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189065

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189183
gumba...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189235
Love the shark, but I'm not paying until she's back for more than a week

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189183
>inactive gura menba
kek

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get why people get upset over the "I'm not your friend" stuff. Would you rather be lied to and strung along? I prefer the honesty. A bitter truth is always better than a sweet lie that just keeps you mentally imprisoned. I don't want to be stuck thinking she actually knows and values me as an individual when I know deep down that she doesn't. Sounds like torture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189269
I am literally here to be lied too. Thats why I'm watching virtual youtuber Ceres Fauna the anime kirin girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189127
If you disagree with me you must be a troll or acting upon an incorrect interpretation of my language.

[Anonymous No.]

>hurt by Faunas sc answer
>listen to this
>fall back in love
why am I like this

[Anonymous No.]

I want her to be really mean and she's getting so close it hurts ahhhh

[Anonymous No.]

I hope before she leaves she just gives a 5 second thing like "I made a gaff the other day and people misinterpreted it". Would clear the whole situation easily, who cares what grayniggers think.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm pretty sure I fucking consoled one of these menheras crying now yesterday in one of the containment-breaking spam threads and they went "oh wow so I had a mental breakdown over nothing" and now they're here doing it again. Fuck you, you faggot, for taking advantage of anonymous users for sympathy if you had no intention of fixing your shit. Go to therapy and stop abusing everyone else on the board if you just want to shit your own misery out onto people.

[Anonymous No.]

Faufau love

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189269
Everyone knows it's not true besides the .1% who are actually, legitimately mentally ill, and because of that even if she tells them that they're delude themselves anyway because they are, again, mentally ill.
For others it was literally just an unnecessary reminder that, "Hey, when the stream ends, your life sucks again btw".

[Anonymous No.]

I used to use them during college, worst products ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189183
>hiding badge and membership time
how cute newfag

[Anonymous No.]

what's wrong with 3 in 1 shampo?!?! This is the real yab

[Anonymous No.]

Stop insulting my personal hygiene, Fauna
My shampoo alone costs like $60

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189398
Male hands wrote this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189367
If you were talking to me, some anon helped me, i'm chill and vibing now. Having someone to talk to helped a lot, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

Kill Menhera Saplings. Behead Menhera Saplings. Roundhouse kick a Menhera Saplings into the concrete. Slam dunk a Menhera Saplings baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Menhera Saplings. Defecate in a Menhera Saplings food. Launch Menhera Saplings into the sun. Stir fry Menhera Saplings in a wok. Toss Menhera Saplings into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Menhera Saplings gas tank. Judo throw Menhera Saplings into a wood chipper. Twist Menhera Saplings heads off. Report Menhera Saplings to the IRS. Karate chop Menhera Saplings in half. Curb stomp pregnant Menhera Saplings. Trap Menhera Saplings in quicksand. Crush Menhera Saplings in the trash compactor. Liquefy Menhera Saplings in a vat of acid. Eat Menhera Saplings. Dissect Menhera Saplings. Exterminate Menhera Saplings in the gas chamber. Stomp Menhera Saplings skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Menhera Saplings in the oven. Lobotomize Menhera Saplings. Mandatory abortions for Menhera Saplings. Grind Menhera Saplings fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Menhera Saplings in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Menhera Saplings with a ray gun. Kick old Menhera Saplings down the stairs. Feed Menhera Saplings to alligators. Slice Menhera Saplings with a katana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188967
I was aware of that, but the whole “real talk” felt really weird even though I never considered her a friend, I think I will follow the fellow sapling advice and take some weeks off after this stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189433
Hey c'mon now we're all guys and dudes here right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189393
NTA but you are being a goalpost moving retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189398
it has stuff in it that's not great for your scalp/hair (according to girls that I'm too scared to doubt)

[Anonymous No.]

god damn fauna is so good at RP. i'm in heaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189269
Obviously she doesn't know her fans, but she should value them. Vtuber and streamer culture is based on the idea that the performer is your friend. She broke the fourth wall to no ones gain. And to make it worse she said we should value our "real friends" without even considering the possibility that a lot of people who watch streamers, do so because they do not have any.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish she'd do another onomatopoeia ASMR again.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesús, chat is hornier than you guys

[Anonymous No.]

>105 IPs for an ASMR stream
seems /uuu/ is getting popular

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189183
>jewtube premium
whats the benefit of paying for that shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189457
Probably then. Surprised there's more people acting like this in that case, especially because of the degree of willful ignorance and misinterpretation it takes to reach the conclusion that the menheras in this thread are reaching.

[Anonymous No.]

did fauna ever play the hitman 2 ark society mission?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189671
Organic growth, as they say, we're the thread to be at now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188623
Wtf lmao are any of you actually retarded or delusional enough to believe there is a intimate connection beyond being fan. Come on man go seek actual friendship in hobbies you enjoy if that's what you are craving or desperately in need of. Enjoy her for just what she is, a entertainer, just like in a jackoff session you dont really believe "thats the girl im going to bang eventually," right? Parasocial relationships are so bizarre like watching people falling for televangelist.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't listen to the ASMR as my headphones are broken but I hope you bros are enjoying it, see you tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189360
i want her to say "you people need to calm down." thatd be golden

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189681
I like to listen to asmr when I fall asleep through mobile, so backround playing and no ads are kinda nice. Its worth the convenience for me.

[Anonymous No.]

She wants to play hitman so badly bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189398
Everything. Just use the one for the body and a shampoo for the hair. But it's ok using it if it is for a shower after gym.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189688
There is a difference between thinking she hates her fans and being hurt by having her literally spell out how we are not and can never be friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189627
I find it hard to believe you actually listened to her entire talk and think "she doesn't value her fans". She literally acknowledged the difficulty of making friends as an adult. You are either a tourist or mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189627
>Obviously she doesn't know her fans, but she should value them.
How do people shitposting about this just straight up ignore the entire core message and closing statements of her tangent. You keep saying "I watched it I watched it!" but that becomes increasingly harder to believe since you seem to just memoryhole everything except the parts that you can interpret in the worst way possible when removed from context.

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking hell these neighbors are loud, I can feel the bass through my headset....

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189760
Our combat maid was bald the whole time (ꏿ﹏ꏿ;)

[Anonymous No.]

changed headphones and now I cant tell if that's her neighbors I hear walking around or something else

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189525
anon fucking owned

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189903
It was. It had me confused thinking it was happening in my house

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189903
It was stompy, so most likely upstairs neighbors

[Anonymous No.]

do you think fauna will quickly browse /uuu/ after the stream is over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189903
Sorry I'm stomping around in my great big boots

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189903
>>49189943
>>49189950
Well, rip vod

[Anonymous No.]

she shared three things that allow us to know which city she lives in. i feel like a creep for doing the work to triangulate it.

[Anonymous No.]

i think fauna is cute
that is all

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189744
arent adblocks available on smartphones/tablets?

[Anonymous No.]

Regardless of everything VT should always be in character and 'being real' should never happen unless for emergencies. She should apologize as fauna not as her real life avatar. God knows I would be just watching some live-action streamers if that's what we wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189994
No, you can listen to the footsteps almost every one of her ASMR if you have it at high volume

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190027
Idk man. I'm gonna need some proof
ᕙ(°~°~)

[Anonymous No.]

the way she nonchalantly said "what, are you quizzing me now?" kind of gave me butterflies desu

[Anonymous No.]

I used to love this but I cant watch Fauna ASMR anymore with out thinking shes just a poor imitation of shondo

[Anonymous No.]

She's going to soffocate us.
Good

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189744
>not using revanced
the fuck is wrong with you, don't tell me you use an iphone

[Anonymous No.]

she has shared three seemingly innocuous things in the last month that tell us which city she lives in :( why am
i this creepy

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190106
>listening to asmr at high volume
why do you people do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>49188950
fuck you too fag. Can't be fucking nice in this shithole for one second.

I say something reasonable > hurr durr yu retard

Makes me want to stick around since my criticism annoys you so much. Could've just said nothing kind of like a certain kirin should've.

>>49189065
gift subs only and why would I give her money now when I'm not enjoying her stuff anymore.

And I know damn well if I was a day 1 ongoing to now member at the highest tier, airing my grievances in the most polite way possible you'd still insult me and invalidate my opinions with your bullshit deflections.

My feelings aren't telling you to stop enjoying her. She's not going to listen to me I know that damn well and youtube keeps deleting my comments, let me fucking vent wonderful site of racial slurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190078
>>49190156
Who asked

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190241
I asked myself and responded publicly

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>your wish is my command
kiss my ears please

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190234
>Reddit spacing
Didn't read

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190234
Then get out of this general you spaz

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190156
I prefer fauna. Whenever I listen to Shondo's ASMR I just get a boner and can't sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189847
>shitpost
>memoryhole
>No valid criticism allowed
Nobody gained anything from this. It's not that she was wrong, it's that she was wrong to say it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189847
How incapable are you of understanding that not everyone is going to interpret her message the same as everyone else?

Joyous for you it you see positivity in what she said, I don't, no insults are changing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190378
Shonshon's kissy asmr got me acting unwise. Love Fauna, but that it peak asmr for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190234
what specifically offended you in what she said? you did watch the clip right? she considers her relationship with saplings not like a traditional "friendship" but rather something else. it's obvious she cares about her fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190131
fau

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190234
this isnt an airport
no need to announce your departure

[Anonymous No.]

Came in here expecting people to be enjoying the Fauna stream rather than shit flinging. Guess I'll come back later. Get some help. Or don't I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190457
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

Does /uuu/ forgive fauna yet? Because she hurt me so much and has yet to even apologise guys...

[Anonymous No.]

Would it be cheating if I didn't listen live but since I know when it ends in ten minutes for me to sneak in a comment fishing for hearts
Actually writing that made me I'll and I reconsidered right away

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190492
kek, nice one

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190428
It's good for different reasons IMO. I can enjoy Shondo's stuff but I prefer Fauna's voice by miles. I also mostly listen to it to sleep which I also find Fauna better for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190234
>reasonable
You don't know the damage you've done to Fauna on this board. Because of your spam, 100s of people got exposed to her dox, called her names, became antis of her, made fun of her, and will continue to do so. You have no respect for her and you don't like her one bit. You only like the comfort she provided you until now. I hope you realize that. SEEK HELP, RETARD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190568
I can respect that, good taste anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190399
>>49190411
Have the self awareness to realize that if you were hurt by what was a very positive message, you might be unironically mentally ill. Thats a (You) problem. Stop having a persecution fetish and expect the world (and especially Fauna) to cater to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190447
Right? She has literally said that we're making her dreams come true and she does so much to entertain us. She so obviously cares about saplings

[Anonymous No.]

>>49189384
Well I understand the latter part I too feel sad and a little empty when her comfy streams are over. I suppose I just don't understand the deep menhera mentality.

>>49189627
I understand what you're saying with the friend part as I haven't had a friend in years but that doesn't mean I view Fauna as a friend simply because I watch her and she's read a few of my chats.

I guess it's a difference of opinion but a friend to me is someone that actually knows and understands me at least a little bit as a person on a personal level someone you could hang out and have fun with maybe someone that would lend an ear to you when you're having a shitty day and genuinely get it because they know you on a personal level.

I think at the end of the day Fauna does truly value her fans because she wants them to not just rely on vtubers for "companionship" but to maybe actually seek out relationships with others not to just come home everyday and say "who needs friends when I have X vtuber". She knows it's not a healthy head space to be in and so she was honest about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190568
I miss when shondo spoke normally man.... (pre-vtuber era)

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190076
NTA but yes there are options for ad blocking on mobile. Depends on heavily if your on apple or android. The later has a lot of options to choose from. The former has a couple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190499
blame the fag who thread policed this thread into non-existing during deadhours. this shitstorm could have been over by now instead of happening during a stream

[Anonymous No.]

I can't be the only one who cringes when listening to asmr right? I can't stand more than 30 seconds before having to close the stream no matter how much I like the streamer.

[Anonymous No.]

i like Fauna a lot. we're all just trying our best to be kind. and it's very nice to see her try.

if you cant see the kindness, you are not in the right headspace to enjoy her content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190568
I need more fauna soft whispering, soft breathing, and heart beats too sleep. Everything else is too harsh to drift off too

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190234
Take your own advice (>>49188883), make like a tree, and leave.
>let me fucking vent
Not Your Personal Therapists
See a doctor and stop shitting up the thread if you refuse to engage with the possibility that you threw a shitfit over your own least-charitable mentally ill interpretation of words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190457
<3 ty

[Anonymous No.]

>the fucking numberfag
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190378
Not sure why, fauna is more lewd than she is. Fauna doesn't have as much mastery over her equipment, editing, foleying, or actually triggering the ASMR response. And she has a $10,000 KU100 whereas shondo doesn't. I think hers is fucked up or the KU is just overrated because it never sounds better.

[Anonymous No.]

god this is such a good asmr, she's being so sweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190627
Yeah yeah, persecution fetish and mentally ill, brilliant diagnosis. Just call me a faggot anon, it takes fewer words. Do you have a counterargument in there? She ostracized her audience and I'm not the only one who felt put out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190447
"we can't be friends, we shouldn't be friends", she's the entertainer, I'm a viewer.

I know she's right (I'd possibly would respond a similar way) and I never expected it to go beyond that but it still hurts to hear. I don't like asmr but I gave hers a chance and that made me feel things I knew I should've rejected.

I didn't get some kind of "not like a traditional "friendship" but rather something else." from that discussion. Sapling is her fan group name like shrimp, irystocrat, etc which still translates to distant viewer.

[Anonymous No.]

Broken hearted saps, please stop arguing people here. Even if she collabs with homos, there will be a lot of defenders here and calling you grasshopper. And it's pretty normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>119+ ip
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

she has shared several small things in the last month that let us triangulate that she's really cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190915
Are we being railed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190709
At low volume and using it as more of a hypnosis tool to get you in a trance state can help you appreciate it more. Otherwise yeah it will kinda sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190785
i'm not really an audiophile and to be honest i don't think i've ever really experienced what people describe the asmr response as. I just like listening to her voice because it helps me sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190919
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190915
Totally organic discussion going on during an asmr stream yep

[Anonymous No.]

3 more minutes before she ends the stream... it was relaxing while it lasted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190945
>>49190915
U're welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>all this arguing
i just wanna get my ears cleaned

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190945
no she's just rubbing our ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190915
SEAniggers from /#/ can't control themsleves

[Anonymous No.]

Am I crazy or is she subtly referring to the drama some times?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190709
Personal preference I guess I really like asmr helps me sleep and sometimes just makes me feel really happy I suppose. also got me into audio porn which I kinda like

[Anonymous No.]

i squeeb in your general direction

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190990
its like shivers in your back because something is "too loud" in your ear

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Fauna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190945
Hot, I wish

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190785
The KU is pretty godtier if it's used correctly. For example an asmr vtuber I listen to does lots of ear blowing and it actually feels like she's blowing into my ears.
In Fauna's case she's too afraid of background noise and other minor interruptions to experiment live and try different triggers and settings to get the best results.
Which is fine, because I really enjoy her roleplay stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Sleep tight, saplings

[Anonymous No.]

>>49191084
Meds schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190882
If you were offended by what she said move on. Or feel free to stay idc. Just don't expect her to apologize and don't shit up her comments.

[Anonymous No.]

>won't get in the bath with us
yeah. honestly? fuck this stupid bitch, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49191038
i wish i could legit get my ears cleaned by someone. dem tings dirty

[Anonymous No.]

>>49191084
I kinda got that feeling as well. I hope she either doesn't reference it ever again and memory holes it or just addresses it next stream.

[Anonymous No.]

this might have been her best roleplay ASMR yet

[Anonymous No.]

Show is over
you can go back now

[Anonymous No.]

>>49191084
Some of what she said could be viewed that way but I highly doubt it

[Anonymous No.]

>>49191084
Maybe both.
Anyway that was good stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>49191264
>not her RP with gura
hard doubt anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>49191239
did she say THAT?
okay what the hell man thats not cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>49191264
Definitely not the best, but very good

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190919
this one is true

[Anonymous No.]

That was fun, moreso the commentary parts
I don't like coomer stuff but the way she says some things is such a tease it really makes me want some lewd stuff from her

[Anonymous No.]

>>49191264
I liked that gimmick she did with her nun stream where you could get that alternative ending if you didn't blink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190919
>>49191358
Proof?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49191264
good but nowhere near her best imo

[Anonymous No.]

wonderful stream. Good night /uuu/

[Anonymous No.]

>>49175806
She *should* feel bad about it. She's smarter than this, she's the one god damn professional streamer holoEN had, that actual took her job seriously and played her part to perfection. To throw that away just to reply to rookie-level bait was so disappointing. We all know we're just cash to these girls, but Fauna was the last one I expected to just come right out and say it. She's better than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49191304
Gura moged her tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>49190990
I enjoy her roleplay focused stuff. I just wish cover would bite the bullet and give her more creative freedom with her scripts.
The triggers can be hit or miss. Basically it makes you feel tingly and weird but in a good way.
Took me many hundreds of hours of listening to 5+ different asmr vtubers to find my triggers. And even then it isn't consistent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49191409
Imagine wanting your oshi to feel bad. Fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49191396
>>49191390
Duality of saplings. It just sucks, i cannot enjoy it without remembering why she said that to us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49191219
Actually I dont want an apology and I would never shit up her comments, I come on here to vent because it hit too close to home and there's nowhere else to be real about it

[Anonymous No.]

Oh btw the collab tomorrow is Fauna and I teaching Mooms about sex and how it works with real time examples, don't miss it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49191409
Yeah can't ever really see her the same. I'm just going to stick JP, they know how to keep the show rolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49191560
>I
wrote this

[Anonymous No.]

>>49191560
Make sure you remind Moomers to not try chewing on the condom and blow bubbles with it.

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>>49191610
Enjoy your clips bro!

[Anonymous No.]

fuck whatever you're schizoing about, time to schizo about getting skipped for hearts yet again!!!

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>>49191409
>We all know we're just cash to these girls
we? i havent given her any money, and she has never asked for my money

>>49191513
go to discord to vent

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>>49191491
Not my oshi, thankfully. But I do enjoy watching her and respected her level of dedication and professionalism, both of which are severely lacking from the rest of holoEN.

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>>49191513
Fair enough. Some other anon was complaining about his "reasonable" comments being deleted. Just realize that some schizos would take whatever you say and post it in her comments so taking a break and internally resolving your thoughts might be the best.

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>>49191409
This post smell from catalog

[Anonymous No.]

/uuu/ has been shit ever since that dying light stream with kronii. i don't know what happened after that but we're getting raided constantly. really fucking annoying

[Anonymous No.]

>>49191414
provide evidence or go back

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>>49191409
>We all know we're just cash to these girls
Some of them genuinely care, including Fauna. Not at an individual level, but as a whole they do want us to get better.

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God yandere maid Fauna is such a concept I could get behind, I can't believe it would be so good.

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>>49191692
Why don't you just give up at this point?

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>>49191610
Same. I know she probably didn't mean it to sound as bad as it did, but it's always going to be in the back of my mind now.

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I lover her so much

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>>49191765
Outsiders got material to shitpost, just wait some other vtuber do a yab and they will leave

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>>49191699
No. Venting drives honest conversation. You want to shut down the dialogue because you disagree or you're conflicted about it yourself

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>>49191765
Every general on this board likes to point back to some random drama and say that's when their thread got bad. Because there's no way the thread was always like this.

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>>49191699
Yes you have. Views=ads=money. Your time and viewership pays them, even if you don't member or buy merch.

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I love Fauna

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>>49191610
You will never be japanese seabro

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>>49191941
So do I fellow sapling. She's too cute for her own good sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

back to staying off this board for a bit again, I'm too tired for all this

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>>49191765
raid from /#/ and /jp/. I thought it might be kronii's split but seems like they actually love Fauna a lot.

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>>49191941
I don't love fauna, we're just friends.

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I love fauna, im literally her master sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

Kissing Fauna on the lips

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>>49192030
Not anymore!

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>>49192030
You don't love your friends platonically?

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Next thread please

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>>49192069
can't be friends even with yourself. truly a story of all time

[Anonymous No.]

Man... I need a Fauna dakimakura so bad
>TwT lmao

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>>49190552
Hi

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>>49191899
That's a false dichotomy but not that I expected more from (You). Its been 2 days and this shit has been discussed through numerous catalog threads and nothing new has been said in this thread either. More than enough time to calm down and move on if you feel the need to.

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>>49192144
I don't know what you're talking about anon, I was giving myself a thorough handshake earlier

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>>49192025
Not to defend /#/ but I did check what they were saying at the time out of curiosity and no one gave a shit and considered it a nothingburger

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>>49192150
It would sell out immediately. They know this and are probably trying to figure out just how to manufacture before allowing preorders

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>>49191899
>honest conversation
You're speaking out of your ass. The only conversation you've had was with nijifags, shitposters, people who don't watch her, and have only seen the clip. I don't even think you've watched her since her debut. She's said the same multiple times before. I don't know why you understand that.
The only thing you can do is find someone else to watch.

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>>49192142
how new

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>>49192112
Plato? Wasn't he one of them Greeks? I'm a sapling not a fruit and I heard they liked packin fudge so I'll pass.

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Ended falling sleep during the stream and when I'm back the thread went to shit again, amazing

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>>49192224
>sell out
anon official merch doesn't sell out

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>>49192221
Yeah, the Faunaschizo from their thread came here after they ignored him

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>>49191650
no, I want her to chew on the condom, the more holes in it, the better.

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>>49191935
sure, but i didnt spend money directly on her. youtube pays her.

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>>49192261
You need to stay awake then anon. Threads only go to shit when you fall asleep. Reminds me of that one anon who missed church which caused Fauna to cancel her stream.

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>>49192224
What? Do you think Cover has never sold a daki before? If Fauna/Cover wanted a daki it would've happened for her birthday

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>>49191899
just go away if you dont wanna watch
no need to tell everyone
mmm guys i like watching but maybe i dont anymore uuuuu what should i do

yikes

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>>49192435
>Reminds me of that one anon who missed church which caused Fauna to cancel her stream.
that's a stupid superstition
I believe it, god is a holofag

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>>49192533
Who is god's oshi?

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>>49191899
go to one of the many catalog threads posted over this bait topic and blogpost there, that's not what /uuu/ is for

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>>49192533
God is a woman, and her name is Fauna

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did anyone else find it harder than usual to understand what she said during the asmr stream?

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>>49192533
>mfw i remember that post
i've been on here way too long

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>>49192603
Lol, /uuu/ is not for honest conversation, only dick sucking

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>>49192362
Well that's not really teaching safe sex now is it?
>>49192273
It could be a hot seller and they might anticipate high sales, but I suppose it won't exactly sell out. Seeing as some of members merch is still available.
>>49192441
Yes I suppose Fauna may or may not be comfortable with allowing the sale of something like that. Which is fine I suppose it is upto the member to give the okay.

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>>49192701
Yeah mine. Get down on your knees.

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>>49192704
>It could be a hot seller and they might anticipate high sales, but I suppose it won't exactly sell out. Seeing as some of members merch is still available.
Anon, if she gets a dakimakura it's going to be birthday merch or some celebration merch, all of which is 100% made to order, does not sell out, and is not available anymore after the sale period.

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>>49192704
>Well that's not really teaching safe sex now is it?
I'm not wearing it when she chews it... unless....

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>>49192740
straightest /uuu/ poster

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>>49192676
It was fine for me for the most part, the audio was a little low at times when she was away from the mic.

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I didn't think she'd all the replies saying "You" when she asked what do you want for dinner. That was hot, and her answer was very cute. God I love her so much

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You guys listen to more english asmr than Faunas ones?
Because I cant stand any other one in english

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>>49192740
Your what now?

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>>49192676
Yeah. There's a construction going on in my place so it was hard to hear everything

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>>49192765
>all of which is 100% made to order
Ah this would make more sense.
Well if it happens it happens if not oh well.
>>49192783
Are you >implying you want Moomers to chew on your dick?

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>>49192872
I've listened to Nene's ASMR. They're pretty good, most of them are GFE.

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>>49192740
O-okay

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I will only suck dick if it is Fauna's

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>>49192872
Not in English really. Zeta did one before that was nice, half English half Indonesian, though I liked the ID part better.

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>>49192872
Mostly JP, but there are a couple out there I listen to that do Eng only, but it's more or less roleplay focused or live trigger requests.

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>500 posts
>129 IPs
Only 60 pics :(

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>>49192872
I listen to some fleshtuber asmr but they are mostly focused on triggers so very little talking.

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>>49192872
Mowi's

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>>49189689
does anyone know the answer to this now that the asmr is done?

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>>49193145
No

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i just wanna add an ip

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>>49193145
I don't remember if she did any story at all unless it happened in the only hitman stream I missed

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>>49193145
I didn't know the map so I googled it. She has played it in freelancer. There was a really kino moment too but idk if I can find the timestamp.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are there double the normal amount of IPs posting itt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49193333
All me, just to spite you

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>>49193333
Grasshoppers and newfags

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>>49193145
>>49189689
no, she only played the first 3 missions in hitman 2 and freelancer mode in hitman 3
for some reason she got filtered by the campaign

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>>49191610
Then fucking leave already

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>>49193132
I've watched a few of her's, I was surprised by how good they were. The slime ASMR was mediocre though, the stream was nice because of her cute fingers

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>>49193451
I wanna shine her head like a glass globe.

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>>49193401
don't forget samefags and their smart fridges. samefags love their smart fridges

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>>49190692
I'll just check in every now and then until things die down. People in this thread may sometimes be horny weirdos, but at least they're supportive saplings who are also horny weirdos.

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>>49192872
Tried shondo because reasons and got filtered hard because of her voice
Outside of that, just Miori and JP ones

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>>49193571
>supportive saplings who are also horny weirdos.
Yep that sounds like me alright

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>I'm here to take care of you, but the truth is you make me feel taken care of too. So thank you for that master.
My heart...

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>>49193145
>>49193330 (me)
I found it I think - https://www.youtube.com/live/6l5kAq9AbGE?feature=share&t=7897

Its this one right?

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>>49193698
yeah that's the map, sadly is freelancer mode

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>>49193598
>got filtered hard because of her voice
Yea her voice is really something else. I can listen to her on occasion but damn the first time I listened to her Sus doctor video while I was drunk it made me feel all sorts of weird and not in a good way.

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>>49192872
Fauna, Nene, and Ghostimu are the EN asmr that I listen to. Other than that it's mostly JP.

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>>49193161

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>>49180129
Nah, she gets off to her own character as well