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>> No.49135021
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To enter this thread you must post a pic of your hagshi.

>> No.49135036
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I shall conquer all the hags!

>> No.49135401
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Be happy!

>> No.49135492
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>> No.49135749
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I want them to rape me so fucking badly

>> No.49136202

Despite popular belief, it's not rape if you want it

>> No.49136255
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haglust yesyes

>> No.49136502
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Okay here.
It's hard sometimes but I try.
Skaven paws typed this post.

>> No.49137071

Ratmen do not exist.

>> No.49137544
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>> No.49137699

hag with sex

>> No.49137788
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Toko is powerwashing things again

>> No.49137800
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will you still want it on your tenth nut in the same hour?

>> No.49137942

Give her your mayo

>> No.49138146

Friendly reminder that Koyori has joined Mio in the “no panties lifestyle” https://youtube.com/watch?v=ojIi-bTWWVs
Yet another gamer chair doomed to fluid stains from direct contact with bare hag pussy

>> No.49138266
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>> No.49138492

Goddamn! Now has Koyori joined the No Shave Club too?

>> No.49138809

Stop talking about Koyori like that...

>> No.49138833

Knowing Japan, it’s the norm over there
Most girls just trim cause the whole “pubic hair is a symbol of womanhood” still
There’s a tag on JAV for really hairy pubes, but considered a niche fetish to like shaved pussy

>> No.49139015
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>> No.49139191

You're right they don't wink wink

>> No.49140322

Elderly women with saggy breasts taking care of (You).

>> No.49140762

I don't want to be pampered. I want to be on even footing. There's no reason for procreation if You are the baby

>> No.49140957

NTA but he'll probably say yes because you would still be erect when you are being raped.

>> No.49142805


>> No.49144725

Fuck even footing I want to dominate hags.

>> No.49145036
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>ywn dominate your hag and join her in a civil union of giving her a monogramed collar to proclaim her as your exclusive sub
>ywn call her a good girl after you take her out for walkies with a lead, trying not to cum from the vibe up her pussy

>> No.49145162

Love the new official Mio hoodie, it feels real comfy when I lounge around bottomless in my gamer chair

>> No.49145872

I'd rather not think about your ball sweat dripping onto your gaming chair.

>> No.49145891

was thinking about buying it when it came out, how much did it cost you?

>> No.49145953
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I don't have a dominant bone in my body. Which hags would be willing to take the lead? (pic possibly related)

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>> No.49145997
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I love hags so much

>> No.49146027
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I don't care that she's a bottom, I WILL force her to top me

>> No.49146146

Wouldn't that be very top thing to do?

>> No.49146209

Pic absolutely related
It’s always the quiet ones who are doms, the ones who act like doms (Botan, Okayu) are hard M’s
Watame is a shotacon and former primary school teacher so do with that what you will

>> No.49146267

Sounds like a powerbottom move

>> No.49146336
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Based and same.
Good to hear.

>> No.49147881

Watame would cry if you tried forcing her to be a dom.

>> No.49148701

Watame would love to tease you a lot tho. In ShishiWata she's the top

>> No.49148877
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HoloCanine collabs when? 5/5 hag group, best group

>> No.49148929
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>take the lead?
Assuming you mean teaching/leading and not domming

>> No.49149708

Me, yes. My body on the other hand would probably give out, doesn't mean it wouldn't try.

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>> No.49150936
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Gentle femdom only. While I am a bottom, I'm not an M. That shit makes my already tiny dick shrivel even more.

>> No.49151699

Yeah I fuck dogs. What about it?

>> No.49151767

Anon is into the canine cookie

>> No.49153155
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Pet Play with hags

>> No.49153204

Only horse pussy for me thank you.

>> No.49153346

pic rel
I've been convinced Watame is actually a faux sub
I don't know why. But I just have a feeling.

>> No.49153503
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Have you seen how she treats Subaru?

>> No.49153658

That’s why Watame keeps telling people she didn’t do anything wrong
It lulls you into a false sense or security so you’re more likely to agree to get on your knees and eat her out or be used as a human dildo

>> No.49154399

>used as a human dildo
yeah me

>> No.49154524

>former primary school teacher
She's for sure S. To teach in primary school you need to be ready for war at any time, and the kids are not even yours so it's not like you can scold them all that much if they don't behave

>> No.49154873

>so it's not like you can scold them all that much if they don't behave

>> No.49155002

Now in some countries you can get sued for less so I won't bother, when I was younger they still used to beat up kids who didn't behave

>> No.49156389

Big sheep...

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>> No.49158006

Jesus christ, no wonder watamates are so based
They get the best hag experience
I finally understand now.

>> No.49158268

Got curious, didn't think they'd look so similar

>> No.49160039
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Mein Gott.

>> No.49160254
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I love her like you wouldn't believe

>> No.49160688

That and Miofa get some good stuff too
Though it’s crimminal how big those sheep tits are, almost as big as Noel
Only Korone can hope to match her (Her rm is actually bigger than Watame irl)

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>> No.49164191

Has your hagshi ever sung happy birthday to you?

>> No.49164451
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Not me personally since I only really superchat on Christmas and her birthday but yes.

>> No.49164749
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not but she did read my superchat on her stream,
btw if you tell Shishiron that is your birthday she will sing you happy birthday

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I fucking hate all birthday beggars and wish them a very unhappy birthday. if you have ever asked a streamer to sing you happy birthday, i hope you choke on a knife. don't you have any shame? putting people in a position to just start singing in front of others against their will because little ms birthday girl wants some attention. fuck you
t. former service industry worker that had to sing happy birthday for customers

>> No.49165564

t. Never got his oshi to sing happy birthday to him

>> No.49165890
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no because i'm not some attention seeking faggot who's gonna derail the stream with a blue superchat asking my oshi to stop what they're doing and sing happy birthday to their dog who's birthday was last week who likes watch-FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE

>> No.49166264
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You know that some chuubas have reading SC segments right? especially pic related. She even has animations she uses depending the theme of the Superchat she's reading

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i know, im mostly being silly. i just genuinely hate singing/being sung happy birthday but i understand that's a me problem. being a server made me jaded

>> No.49166846
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It's alright, just relax and take it easy

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warrior hags!

>> No.49171070

How can Botan who's exudes cool girl energy be so fucking cute. And as a hag no less?!

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she's quite simply perfect, sasuga my wife

>> No.49173505
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>> No.49173852

Cute fangs.

>> No.49176020
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>> No.49177945
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Well, she's my oshi in general.

>> No.49180624
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I love her

>> No.49182084

source? nothing from saucenao so i assume it's a newer pic

>> No.49183735
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you better not let it die unless you want to disappoint this face

>> No.49186094
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What hag would you least entrust kids around? I personally pick Polka.

>> No.49188314
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I'd like a harem of all the holohags but if we just talking about one then Polka because she's my oshi

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Mint is my favorite hag.

>> No.49190296

Does she have any porn?

>> No.49192101

You would not lust hags, right? They are old you know

>> No.49192170

the dreaded penis inspection day

>> No.49192201

Phew. It's a good thing I'm old too then

>> No.49194041

Fubuki would molest the boys

>> No.49194654
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God I wish I was a shota

>> No.49195636
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Shota is for faggots, be the man and own the hag

>> No.49197423

I love hags

>> No.49197428

You sound like a fag.

>> No.49198663
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One day we'll all experience the joy which is looking at your hag wife nurturing your children and seeing that light in her eyes that even her thought was snuffed out by the inevitable passage of time. She'll look back and just smile at you and whisper under her breath: "thank you anon, this is what I've always wanted"

>> No.49198672
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>> No.49199358

I will save her

>> No.49199878
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I’ve got hagfever right now and fantasies of Botan rescuing me in some fucked up situation keep swirling in my head. What do?

>> No.49200735

Write about it and never share it with anyone.

>> No.49201976

No, share it with /wg/, we need more stories

>> No.49202717
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>> No.49203841
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How do we defeat the Splatoon menace?

>> No.49204013

Why stop it?

>> No.49205019
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>> No.49205115

That SSRB in a tiny car is fucking adorable!

>> No.49205146

It's the little burger in the speech bubble which gets me.

>> No.49205212

It's so good!!

>> No.49205921

Two hags and two hag lovers. What more do you need?

>> No.49206115
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To impregnate all of them so they can be sister wives.

>> No.49206150
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Not only can I do that, but I've already written copious amounts of fanfiction about my hags on a grand adventure. These hags helped inspired me to write again, and it feels great.

>> No.49206341

Lua is doing some ASMR. Come and enjoy

>> No.49206517
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>> No.49207032

Sweaty pink dog sex.

>> No.49207109

it's me

>> No.49207226

Looking good bro.

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thanks mate

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>> No.49208788

I wish...

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>> No.49209859

Translucency is king.

>> No.49210265

Sheep is hard at work in her alchemy shop

>> No.49210316
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Maybe she'll be able to make a potion of youth.

>> No.49210413
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is she going to be okay
she spilled some mayo on her thighs

>> No.49210478

I’ll lick it up.

>> No.49210630
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Is Kanata a hag?

>> No.49211967

No she's a brat

>> No.49212188

Imagine having Botan or Mio or Watame as a mum

>> No.49212359

I want to spend hours upon hours making Botan the mother of my kids

>> No.49212448
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Watame is my wife, she can't be my mother.

>> No.49213252

She can be your wife and roleplay as your mom too
Like when girls call their husbands daddy

>> No.49213355
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Watame is too similar to me mentally in order to play the role of my mother. If anything I'd like her to the play the role of my little sister then switch to calling me 'Papa' once kids are on the way.

>> No.49213378

Meant for >>49213252

>> No.49213907

When the kids are away you gotta “herd” the sheep and put her in line
If she’s bad put her on the milking machine instead of you sucking on her tits
It would be kinda hot though if she turned goth and dyed her hair and wool black to be a “black sheep” of the family

>> No.49214331
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Turning Mayday Mayday Watame into Kimiiro Hanamizuki Watame... The furthest I'd go with punishment is putting her over my knee and giving her a good spanking.

>> No.49214360

t.wants to be a kid

>> No.49214365

>if she turned goth and dyed her hair and wool black to be a “black sheep” of the family
Thats fucking funny and cute

>> No.49214443

Pic related.

>> No.49214815
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EmoWata my beloved...

>> No.49215253
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I just came here to express my love for hags and that tomorrow I will fuck my hag-girlfriend brains out

>> No.49215515

I’m gonna write a fic about this now

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>> No.49215619

Very based sir.

>> No.49215669

So long as it ends with her Onii-chan (Me) correcting her sexually and bringing her home.

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Forget the sheep hag. Who's this cutie?!

>> No.49217572

That's literally me. Call me cute and I'll gore you to death though.

>> No.49217663

Obviously Me.

>> No.49217912
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Watame just read a SC from someone saying it's their dog's birthday and they made him a cake. How does this make you feel?

>> No.49217971
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>Call me cute and I'll gore you
But you are my beloved Watamate. What?! Am I supposed to lie?!

>> No.49218039
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I need a hag to give me a hug...

>> No.49218177

I respect your honesty but I must kill you nonetheless.

>> No.49218276
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Not so fast, buster!

>> No.49218678
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I won't hesitate.

>> No.49218943

My Chemical Watame
Sheep Blood
Death Cab for Watamates
Sum 30+

>> No.49219038
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Both of you calm the fuck down.

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>Sum 30+
That one floored me ngl!
Looks like we're at an enpass...

>> No.49219787
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Controversial take, but I like hags.

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>> No.49221062
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How close are hags to your IRL dating preferences?

About 50/50 for me, though probably will never actually date a hag IRL

>Mommy (Can cook, clean and take care of kids)
>Loves you for how you are
>Insane sex drive

>Probably won't get your hobbies
>Doesn't understand what a meme is
>Very orderly lifestyle (I am a night owl but this can be a pro)
>Need to have clean lifestyle: no drinking, drugs or gambling

>> No.49222739

>Doesn't understand what a meme is
Marine and Korone literally talk in early 2000s jpmeme speak sometimes
>Very orderly lifestyle (I am a night owl but this can be a pro)
Some hags are too, It really depends
>Need to have clean lifestyle: no drinking, drugs or gambling
Some hags need to cure their addiction to gacha...

>> No.49224103

I still do not know why Watame has this hidden dom energy and why it's so powerful

>> No.49224177
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There's a reason she's so smug.

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I need a koyote hag like you wouldn't believe

>> No.49225818

cute gunhags...

>> No.49226073
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goathag poster here. i wasn't sure about posting her game streams since she's kinda caught the souls fever recently, i hope you don't mind it.

>> No.49226340

Knowing that all three of these will be hags soon is boner inducing

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>> No.49227080
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What if I have two?

>> No.49227160
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her mini painting stream was fun, shill your hag bro. my wife flare is also a souls autist

>> No.49228826

do you think she'll try out the new armored core when it releases?

>> No.49229521

god I hope so. i haven’t heard any holohags talk about it but I’m sure botan will play it if they get the perms

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>> No.49232785
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>> No.49233639

best way to impregnate hag?

>> No.49233696
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Activate her animal instinct and breed her for a week nonstop

>> No.49233743

>be handsome gaijin
>approach her
>woo her
>refresh the life in her dusty womb with your seed
Simple, right?

>> No.49234067

Well then, I'll be stealing all of the kisses meant for Joshu-kun soon.

>> No.49235762
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fat hags

>> No.49237528

Meeting Mio for lunch at a cute restaurant!
Making Mio laugh the whole time!
Making gratuitous eye contact with Mio!
Walking with Mio in a nice park!
Being asked by Mio if I want to come over to her place!
Having intense, lovey-dovey sex with Mio!
Flooding Mio's womb with my seed for hours on end!
Impregnating Mio!
Marrying Mio!
Raising a family with Mio!

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It's not fair.

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>> No.49243608
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I like older women

>> No.49246313
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>been dating Aki for 3 months now
>she wants to pick the restaurant tonight
>picks a bar where the bartender and regulars recognize her
>she's very cheerful and is drinking more than usual with you
>she handles it well but is clearly getting pretty drunk
>you're still sober, need to get her home as the bar is closing
>you hold her upright as she stumbles along side you with her arm over your shoulder
>she's very giggly and flirting a lot with you
>halfway to your apartment, she's getting tired
>pick her up onto your back
>has her arms wrapped around you and her breasts pressed against your back
>by the time you're at the door she's pretty much asleep
>carry her upstairs and lay her into your bed
>you get a bottle of water for her and leave the tylenol on the nightstand
>take off her shoes and clothes leaving her sleeping in her underwear
>nudge her and tell her to drink the water when she's awake
>her eyes open somewhat and she grabs your arm
>pulls you into her chest and tells you you can't leave
>calls you a good boy for taking care of her
>she trails off and is quickly asleep
>lay with her while she snores quietly, your face tucked into her soft breasts and her arms wrapped around your head
>wrap your arms around her waist and drift off to sleep

>> No.49248016

god only knows what i'd do to korone

>> No.49249919
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>> No.49253816
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>> No.49254804
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Hagerie is the fucking best.

>> No.49254899

Wait, almost every single half animal half human character in Hololive is a hag, why? The only exception is basically Okayu. JP side only of course.

>> No.49257385

animal years

>> No.49257771
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Most of the con don't really apply to me and my favorite hag
I don't really care about drinking, drug or gambling
However, she's gacha addict though
She's also terminally online and know meme as well as share some similiar taste and some hobby as well, especially normie hobby such as outdoors activities
The only con would be
> orderly lifestyle but that can be okay if she isn't too naggy to me about it
> taste in media is different, but girls of all age have different taste in media compared to me anyway

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>> No.49259866

meds please

>> No.49260706

Lua asuka

>> No.49262133

I love the smell of hags in the morning

>> No.49263315

10/10 would

>> No.49264647


>> No.49265174
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What do hags smell like in the morning?

>> No.49265320


>> No.49265630

I've been surrounded by hag scent all this time...

>> No.49265850

>low energy comfy hag
>High energy eager to please hag
God please, I've suffered enough, let me have this

>> No.49266892
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RM looking wife

>> No.49267515

Including the Fennec ears?

>> No.49267535
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Maybe, she does like wearing animal customes

>> No.49268077

High quality mmd,, can you give me the artist name or iwara link

>> No.49268945


>> No.49269896

Not fat enough

>> No.49270366
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Did this

>> No.49270401

Me on the left.

>> No.49270442
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too based for this board version

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>> No.49271371
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It is no coincidence that Based and Bush both begin with a B

>> No.49271649

Lui is taking care of a baby right now...

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That fucking face...

>> No.49271855
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>> No.49272510
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>can't even have a fake baby in a video game

>> No.49273353
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>> No.49273442
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Never forget that THIS part is the most replayed in the whole stream. Let that sink in hagbros..

>> No.49273460
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She's being too cute...

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She really liked the Good Job, you did it song

>> No.49275800
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>> No.49276092

how old is mio?

>> No.49276169
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old enough

>> No.49276182

Old enough to be my mother.

>> No.49276668

Those glossy lips look really soft

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>> No.49277149

Not as soft has her heart God I love Lui so much!

>> No.49277966
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Same age as my sister.

>> No.49278022

can I date your sister

>> No.49278033

Old enough for me to worry about her and our childs health during pregnancy.

>> No.49278052

I asked this, can I?

>> No.49278093

Is your sister single?

>> No.49278128
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would you still take Korone swimming, even if she forgot to shave?

>> No.49278152

only if we have the pool all for ourselves so we can have steamy sweaty sex

>> No.49278174

I want to do doggy paddle then doggy style.

>> No.49278391
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No. She's been married for about ten years and has two sons.
>forgot to shave
You mean since I've started forbidding Korone to shave.

>> No.49278421

Can I marry your mother then?

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She's 63, you sure?

>> No.49278521
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I am

>> No.49278661
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morning /hag/

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>> No.49279096
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sy4 is based

>> No.49279478

>same sized bust

>> No.49280633


>> No.49281065
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Hags with different flavours

>> No.49282930
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Chocolate, Vanilla, & Strawberry?

>> No.49283069

>pubic hair is a symbol of womanhood
Based and correct

>> No.49284613
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I pick strabry.

>> No.49284756
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You can't pick strawberry. Strawberry is mine.

>> No.49284870

GOD! Is she this stacked on her model or is it just fanart being fanart?!

>> No.49284982
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>> No.49284999
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Open her stream anon...

>> No.49285083
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Double linked for some reason, mean to sadface (You) >>49284756

>> No.49285227

Holy. Mother of. JESAS! They weren't that big on the Medley for NY!

>> No.49285278

They keep getting saggier and saggier!

>> No.49285372

Well sheeps don't live long so it makes sense that she would get older faster than humans

>> No.49285512
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They were stuffed into Towa's jacket.

>> No.49285774

Maybe it's because they're full of milk

>> No.49285788
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What constitutes as a hag? I know a few hags off the top of my head but what is the actual definition?

>> No.49285846

age in almost every case

>> No.49285859


>> No.49285999

Yeah, that would've been an accomplishment
Age and mannerism, but here we have low standards so most anons go with just age

>> No.49286131

Not this timeloop again

>> No.49286386
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Would be great if people bothered to lurk before asking the same question again and again.
As the other anons said, Age +30 and mannerism, mature personality.

>> No.49287406

They DO NOT SOUND, ACT NOR BEHAVE like mature women...
specially not Mio nor FBK

>> No.49287433
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>ywn pet Korone's head while she wags her tail happily at you after hours of sweaty babymaking sex

Why even go on hagbros?

>> No.49287647

why do I keep blowing away my own descendants for her

>> No.49287715

Hags acting younger than they actually are is the best part though.

>> No.49287763

I can eat all flavours but strawberry is my absolute favourite for ice cream flavour.

>> No.49287815
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See >>49284756

>> No.49287961

That's a way to spot you as a clipfag

>> No.49287986

Anon, I'm not sure you understand (or I probably read it wrong) but when I said strawberry I wasn't referring to Watame.

>> No.49288216

>specially not Mio nor FBK
im begging you. im on my knees. stop watching clips

>> No.49288315

They just know that age is not a reason to stop having fun entirely or engaging in some silly behavior every now and then. This is a sign of true maturity. And one more reason to love this beautiful women even more.

>> No.49288524
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>> No.49288620

Is this some kind of fancam?

>> No.49288656

It's actually a TikTok edit, I find them very cool, especially when it's hags with latin songs because it's pure seeex

>> No.49288745

sexo con mi abuela

>> No.49288804
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Quiero embarazar a esta vieja

>> No.49289022


>> No.49289922

This feeling...

>> No.49289954 [DELETED] 
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How can I find the actual age of my chuuba? Are you guys just speculating?

I remember I saw on another thread that Subaru isn't considered a hag yet, but she will be soon in ~4 months. How do they know?

>> No.49290012 [DELETED] 

>usual site
It's pretty much confirmed, mostly through the magic of JPbros

>> No.49290133 [DELETED] 
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usual site, some of them give hints about their childhood and most importantly do your reps

>> No.49290191

ya es mía, chupala ctm

>> No.49290260

It is inevitable. I WILL impregnate Koyori.

>> No.49290304
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Too late, she already gave birth to my daughter
God, I wish we could post pregnant hags....

>> No.49290372

It's forbidden by the ancient Rule that babies come from storks in burgerland...

>> No.49290443

Why post pregnant hags when you could be creating them?

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>usual site
>do your reps
What does this mean? I'm too much of a newfag retard.

>> No.49290469
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It's really funny when we got banned for it but then the cosplay thread post real pregnant prostitutes without any problem

>> No.49290522
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>Do your reps
Can mean both learn Japanese and watch streams and VODs
>Usual site
I can't name it without taking a 3day vacation
>that pic
God, I want to rape Watame so bad

>> No.49290573

>I'm too much of a newfag retard.
Unfortunately advertising it is not something that can be done so I can't help you more than this. Start looking up JP names and person before

>> No.49290687

I still remember the time we made Pregnant Edition and it got canned quicker than a /become/ thread. Pretty sad...

>> No.49290744
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The worst thing is that it wasn't the first pregnant edition we made. It just that now there's a fag janny who hates pregnant women

>> No.49290980
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Do you love your hagshi or do you simply lust for her? Do you imagine a life together with her, happy and sad moments with her? Or do you simply think about having sex with her?

>> No.49291031
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There's not a single day I don't think about raising a family with her rm

>> No.49291117
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This was me. What do you think anon?

>> No.49291177

My lust is born from love

>> No.49291182

I want to feel genuine happiness and love for my hag but my emotionally stunted emotions makes me unable to feel anything but indifference for her.

>> No.49291625
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Love. Marriage after she she accomplishes her dream of performing at Budoukan and touring the world. I'm prepared to wait as long as it takes. In an ideal world I'd want at least 2 kids with her but I'd be happy just to spend the rest of our lives together.

>> No.49292176
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Both love and lust. I don't lust for people I don't love first.
Sadly I'm not her type. I don't know if I'm any woman's type.

>> No.49292264

>Sadly I'm not her type.
I don't know if it's worse than being exactly her type but not being able to ever meet her irl

>> No.49292496

What is her type?

>> No.49292538


>> No.49292622

Pretty sure she wants a confident, dominant man, and I'm neither.

>> No.49292717

Was just saying it for the sake of it. I don't watch Botan

>> No.49292735

Ah most women do. It's a mindset thing, anon. People are not born confident or dominant. They may be born with advantages that make it easier for them to become those things, but all men are capable of strength, confidence, and dominance

>> No.49292926

> but all men are capable of strength, confidence, and dominance
Only if they have a father figure that teach them how to be, most confidence is born when you're a kid and develops in your teen years. It's hard to change as an adult...

>> No.49293177

Sure, early development is one of the most important stages in finding your confidence, and a good father instills this. There are plenty of men out there with good fathers that made this easy. But there are plenty of other men out there who suffered at the hands of their father at all times, or their father was never around, and they became resilient, strong, and confident. Identifying and changing weakness in self is hard, I will not deny that. I struggle with it everyday. But it is not impossible. Imagine how much more confident you will be inside and reflect to others after coming from a place with a shit or no father figure and became a genuinely good man! Embrace the difficult anon!

>> No.49293212
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>It's hard to change as an adult...
It's not impossible though anon. You can still do it!

>> No.49293288
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It's just too dificult, even when I'm in the correct mindset, when I go to talk to someone I speak like a retard

>> No.49293504

>when I go to talk to someone I speak like a retard
I said it before and I'll repeat until the day I die. You need to stop caring about impressing other people at all costs. That is what gives an immediate boost to confidence, you stop fumbling and can actually speak pretty decently. When you see anyone around you convince yourself that everybody is going through the same struggles as you. I'll promise you that it'll get better almost instantly

>> No.49293595
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sorry for being a newfag
do you guys do a new thread when hitting page 10 or do you wait until you hit the bottom?

>> No.49293635
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>You need to stop caring about impressing other people at all costs.
No one mentioned that, I'm talking about being able to hold a casual conversation with anyone
We usually make one instantly after the thread dies or get archived, lately we usually hit bump limit

>> No.49293900

Oh sorry, I had the same exact conversation a while back with a Polka poster. Though it seemed pretty close. If it's a lack of topics you're having talking about life experience always help, even though it might have a very little connection to the general topic try telling a story that you were reminded of by the other person saying something. If it's a socially awkward kinda thing this works wonders though >>49293504

>> No.49294235
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All good. I just want to /hag/post. But I didn't know if Subaru and Shigure Ui were permissible in this thread. Are they?

>> No.49294258

What happens that makes you think that?

>> No.49294297
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At least you're capable of speaking to people. I simply cannot. Being in public without a close relative, usually my mother, makes me petrified.

>> No.49294508

It'd take some years until Shigure UI is a hag, and Subaru is some months away

>> No.49294569
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haha... same. I talk like Suletta Mercury from Gundam, and I can't make eye contact, And If I do my face goes full Poker Face mode and don't show any emotion. Most people must assume I'm angry or uninterested in the conversation lol

>> No.49294649

Too relatable. Please stop. I come here to enjoy hags, not be reminded of my own autism.

>> No.49294678
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Alright back to basics then.

>> No.49295072
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I love her but if she sexs me that's a bonus.

>> No.49295185


>> No.49295320 [SPOILER] 
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Spoiler image is buggy on my phone. It works sometimes other times it doesn't.

>inb4 mobilefag

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Mio stretching herself out and...
Mio stretching herself out.