/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Dear Sap, I meant to write you sooner, but I just been busy
You said your tulpa's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you bought my merch, I hope you're glad
And here's an autograph for your purchase; I wrote it on the oppai pad
I'm sorry I didn't see you in the chat, I must've missed you
Don't think I skipped your chat intentionally just to diss you
But what's these threads you make where you just spam how much you miss me?
I say those threads are creepy, Sap, for real, you messed up sissy
You got some issues, Sap, I think you need some counselin'
To help your butt from bouncin' off the walls when you get down some
And what's this cope about us meant to be together?
That type of post'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and lithium need each other
Or maybe you just need a shrink that's better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine
If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you, but Sap
Why are you so sad? Try to understand that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to be some crazy dude
I seen this one thing on the news a couple weeks ago that made me uuuu
Some dude was mad and shot up his local school
And wrote a manifesto, felt like he was just a joking fool
And in the car they found a note, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was—it was you
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