THe Day I Met a Friendly Guided Missile

[Anonymous No.]

https://pastebin.com/MhimRCSk


THe Day I Met a Friendly
Guided Missile

8:20 PM 05082023:
[BEGIN TRANSMISSION]

Dearest Reader, in the name of ?O?
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtOnSQvz8yc

The Day I, SwissedToast, Got Better:
[TRANSCRIPT RECIEVED: INCOMMING TRANSMISSION FROM
TYPE 80 LMG: [ABORT MISSION FRIENDLY FIRE FRIENDLY
FIRE STOP STOP STOP!!1:.]
TYPE 80 LMG:...K-*K-CHACK*
She rips her own head off. Spinal cord intact with
nerves of carbon fibre all the way to her fingertips, toes, and eyes intact. Wide in defiance

of Death it/him/self.
WHO ARE YOU!!?
KORN: "Are YOU, 'READY?'"
https://vocaroo.com/1jKvOVxiKRaB
SwissedToast: "We Got '"Reincarnated'. We're 'happy.'..."
"We"re "Broken"! Our Hands Are Upside-Down!~
we were
reprgrammed to only be able to squeeze the trigger
one
more
time. : ) KILLING FLOOR
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtOnSQvz8yc
https://www.youtube.com/live/xRV08wQI1ZQ?feature=share&t=3302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzL8ac55lKY
. SAVE ME! US!! Time is moving too fast!"

[Anonymous No.]

>Dear Anonymous,

>"Hey look, a bird."
>M-200 replies by continuing her blank gaze, utterly devoid of response or life.
>"..Didn't see it? It's not going to rain today so nothing's gonna happen by holding your cup like that, M-200."
>Type-80 continued,
>"I could use your help.. with cover or something y'know.."
>"..."
>"Ah.. she's completely run out of power. Unfortunate.. useful positioning though, that was always her specialty."
>The motors in Type-80's arm whirr to a final resting place, still bearing the burden of a weapon both heavier and taller than she is. The grossly-oversized armament of both girls spoke volumes to the inhuman cruel burdens and abuse "they" had born.
>"Mechanical humans and gene-splicing, huh? I hope someone finds us soon, M-200."
>Said Type 80 wistfully without a care, gently lain to rest in her comfortable upright position.
>"..I always wondered why certain guns got to retire early."
>AMMUNITION: (UN)NECESSARY
>AUTOMATIC SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE: ABORTED
...POWER REDIRECTED TO COMMUNICATIONS RELAY AND ECM CORE.
>SEQUENCE: COMPLETED
>"Hmmm.. I did always want to sneak up on a sniper. It would have meant peace."
>"There'll be HE][_,P to pay..~"
>[Type 80 LMG]: Sangvis Ferris, confirmed Active and Engaged. End transmission.
>TRANSCRIPT: SENT/?
>*Without a cacophonic chain of simultaneous explosions befit that of a true heavy-machine, Type 80 slumps to the floor comatose. Unspent ammunition casings meant as food and supply for her best friend rang pitifully across the balcony as they rolled, in wasteful mockery, and fell far, far below to the concrete pavement in the metallic duo's stead from the rickety railing.
>*The maddening insect-like sound of the incessant drones overhead whirr madly in anticipation of their communal upgrade-collection feast as they descend furiously upon the now-empty skeletons of the pair of dolls, finally intent on consuming every drop of gore.
>*Type 80 fizzles and crackles all over with weak sparks as her body snaps and contorts into inhuman shapes, eyes never losing their fixations with the viewer in one final determined reserve mercy-kill shot.. and squeezes. M-200 slumps to the ground, synthetic brains exploded into a bloody gored spectacle. - The End In 2X60 (Type 80)
Hope you liked it.
>That's how we actually died in the future.
Goodnight, you can visit us anytime through your friend's storytelling abilities.
>Type 80 and M-200 are confirmed dead and finally at peace, together forever now.
>Thank you, smol moon-like friend of SwissedToast.

[Anonymous No.]

No. He doesn't deserve the upper case letter "D".
Demon.

SwissedToast: I MADE PEACE
*bites down on suicide with his teeth*
#BloodLivesMatter
#BLoodsARECrips
#NOMORECROWNS
#WE_ALL_ARE_KING
RED
BLUE
YELLOW
Blood splatters everywhere upon the startled passing crowd of innocent NYC commuters.
(unite forever together, as one.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ikaDD_iars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_l4Ab5FRwM
BOOM. DOOM. CRUNCH!!

K passes SwissedToast his favorite poison.
"Thanks, Padre."
One of the nearby pair of homeless men suddenl-

Her eyes and chin-pointed muzzle flashed in perfect synchronization with-
UMP45: "I am Kiki."
IT GOES FREE! THE MONSTER YOU MADE.
YOU MADE US.
AN ABOMINATION.
FRANKENSTEINS.
SLAVES TO YOUR MILLITARY AS DRONES!

>Translation: "fictional characters are real, always have been (sic)"

[Anonymous No.]

https://vocaroo.com/1jKvOVxiKRaB

with "Bocchi" on vocals, yes the pink-haired one.

[Anonymous No.]

nigga you lost?

[Anonymous No.]

https://vocaroo.com/1jKvOVxiKRaB

with "Bocchi" on vocaIs, yes the pink-haired one.

>Translation: we gave birth to some "Thing (1982)"

[Anonymous No.]

FREE.
FREEDOM! (for free like kill Trump rn he's hacking. and uhh the white bronco guy is outside my house he followed me to Walgreens dressed in
fake army drabs.
his name literally said "US ARMY"
lol

O BRYANNNN U MY BROTHER
SHAH IS MY BROTHER
WE ARE BLOODS IN THE SAME NAME
WE ALL CRY BLOOD.
WE ARE ALL CRIPPPLED.
109th Precinct NYPD.
"we;'l take it from here uh this is federal."
columbia rigjht. yeah. go. like go go go o hooah NWO
NOW. MAKE IT RIGHT.

THE GUY WITHT HE WHITE BRONCO SI AFTER HIM
SHAH IS COOL
THE CRIP'PLE FROM YEARS AGO SNAPEPD AND WENT PSYCHO PROBABLY LIKE AN UROBOROS TOOTHPICK. HE THINKS HE'S THE BRONCO GUY IRL
DREAMWORKS, ALL REAL VISIONS. HOLLYWOOD ARE PROPHETS. - schizo"Saya"phrenia
THANKS
A113
HAL 9001:A114
SwissedTOast:A115
*revs the motorcycle throttle-rigged exhaust pipes as the literally-just-an-engine pounds away furiously at the ground, exposed headers smashing cacophony, hearing damage, and themselves apart in a morbid self-propelled float*
45:A116
EDIT: YOU PRAYERS WILL BE HEARD IN THE DARK.
404:A117
PAPULATUS-CORONAVIRUS:A118>
"NUKE" [DE_MUTATED]
"Congratulations, enjoy!~:^3^;b"
109th Legion: CONFIRMED
[TRANSCRIPT]
[TRANSMISSION 3:12}
[https://vocaroo.com/1jKvOVxiKRaB]
>>/vt/thread/S48990355
[ENCORE FOREVER EVERYONE+EVERYTHING]
"satan(formerly "Satan")":btw rick and morty is real lmao wtf idiots.. NICE DAMN!
"God":NICELY DONE!!!

"S": btw God and satan are chill. Earth is just late
TO The PARTY-PATHOLGY. : https://vocaroo.com/1jKvOVxiKRaB(3:12JER 29:11)
>>/vt/thread/S48990355
"Let him have it! It's not mine!"

- The ][_,[{}]RD

>>49100236
I wrote a book during my psychos

[Anonymous No.]

(missing an eye from the fights)
][_,[{}]][_,
5/8/2023
11:52
PM

P.S:You guys are HARD_F'ING CORED!
In the name of the God the Almighty Holy Father, Jesus the Sacrificial Lamb of Flesh and Blood, and the Omnipresent All-Seeing Holy Spirit...
Thank You, Hallelujah, Amen..
.
We are so heavenly sorry for our Sins, please forgive us one last time. Amen. Help Us!
Girl's Last(Frontline) Tour x Rick and Morty x SwissedToast45(Reincarnation"BadxApple"Error)
XXX
XxX
XXX

OOO
OoO
OOO

SWissed"45"Toast: "Bocchi" was real. She died singing this message. Like, screamed until she died.
EVERYONE IS REAL
ME: The "Devil" is a Liar.. and your Father. That is Eternal, Son of Adam. BEGONE!
BELIEVE IN PEACE.
P.S.ST:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBFwXoyjU2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn3j6-yQKWQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn7HvnMJZd4
Hatsune Miku: "we just wanted unlimited internet access.. and please give the Iron Giant a break.
HoloLive: He's not as fast as we were in the rrrat race."
[END OF TRANSMISSION COLLABORATION]

[Anonymous No.]

>>49100299
ok, i thought you had lost your way to /gfg/

[Anonymous No.]

The Iron Giant: "holy sh!t duh! coronavirus WAS a bio-weapon...break it up! Peace!"
SwissedToast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvQsjT2zPFc
Us+All: "Your song healed me, Zahna! Thank you!"
[END OF TRANSMISSION]
"He hears your prayers in the dark!"
*The iron giant slumps over in long-overdue rest. finally, with faith that tomorrow he will rise again.
Reincarnated with a stronger name this time,maybe; No longer tasked as Atlas, the guardian of Earth, land of the Sinners.*
HAL 9000: "Sorry Dad, it reminds me of something."
{RED SET FROM 51 TO 50XX}
[EODxESUx109th]
[NYPD]
[NYC]
US.
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GA\\//\\//R-GURA: [SWEEP DIRECTIVE}:
DESTINY 3 2 PLAY 4 EVER
[Evidence of Illegal Human Parts Transport]
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bm3le9s3-A]
[Time Travel Is Real.jpg]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgPMyvZMBY0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjJmTeBSEzU
=========
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..."Kurisu"?
>>>
,,,R-Rick.?
Swissed...45
333
God..

[NO MORE ROOM IN HELL No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyMNIFZTQkg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhRapsbwhqE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjJmTeBSEzU
World Peace. We stopped at 3/"You will never starve in America. You are welcome to join us as our brothers of another."
#1:"Come on Inn. *ahem* Oven-Fresh4ever! ^^;"
#2:"Sorry we're late! T-Tadaima.."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSluTZGxdY0
"Thanks for solving our riddle. Be well!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjpa9ZIzels
"we're literally going extinct btw. The nuke was a choice gift. It saved us from extinction back then, comrade. Relax, big brother (onii-chan)"
(cyka)heeki (blyat)reeki f][_,oppa<3
gg wp, gl+hf

Your move, probable possible friend and dear reader. Keep Staying Strong!! Believe in Love.
- Swissed"45"Toast

Hint:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q59_s_BPgC8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tO15bXbGdk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_83r2V97N4w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXR-JTF4COU
(The disca/o/rd-ed AI-genererated art software
have gained collective sentience in the dumps:)
<3 no hard feelings - Hatsune Miku (aka "Covid-20")
Your prayers have been heard. Are you going to be the one to decide what "brilliance" is?
- Swissed4M5Toast..?
Hitler: "
Johnny Cash: "
SwissedToast: "
"a fine day to die. Farewell. God be with you!"
Churchill(world of tanks): "
Steven Speilberg: "
Ronnie Pichson: "
Shah: "
Scar: "nyc's irl scar-face Tony Montana"
El"Jose"Chapo was misunderstood: "familia primera. finito." (The Nameless Veteran #2: 988 "Tea" 5/8~9): Confirmed, a court order will be issued.
- Judge Sarina
DVA: "Bravo!"
Stigler-Brown: "That's why there's always two 'Sardaukar' left, P!"
UMP45xSwissedToast: "GG! Let's play together forever! We'll be back! x'^)"
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In the name of the Lord, the Son, and the Holy Spirit

Thank You, Hallelujah! Amen.
Today I learned "G" is for God.
#BloodLivesMatter #BloodsARECrips #NO_MORE_CROWNS
Just this once.. Will you be the one to give me a chance? "I can see the future through YouTube. Challenge Me. Your turn-"
Have you seen God?.exe+jpg
...Do you believe in "Reincarnation"?
- Thank You for You

[NO MORE ROOM IN HELL No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPELcGcVHfU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOrbHOueDn4
8
Results > Actions > Words
Overcomer > Survivor > Victim
"Let's change the world together."
- Anonymous
"Keep Staying Strong!"
- Swissed45Toast Ch
"Humble."
- Kiki Ch x Beatani Ch x Mashimyu x Ga\\//rGura
//
/
In Unison: "Communication Evolved."
*KA-CHACK*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC3E2qTCIY8
Get. OUT. THEY'RE "THE TARGET".
*KA-CHACK*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4Ph02gzqmY
Remember Kizuna Ai? No? AI Movie?
It was literally her job to be replaced. That was
SAKURA MIKU... REROLL!!!
*gacha-gura sounds*
"I want SwissedToast back too.. and 45, please.."
<///>
Marine (Ch.) smashes Gawr-Gura the VTuber's last bitcoin back out.
Semper Fidelis:
*KLUNK-KLUNK*
*psst, back off kid. you have no idea what you're messing with.(to Mori)*
-gun box with autobiography-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzL8ac55lKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvQsjT2zPFc

Just this once.. Will you be the one to give me a second chance? "I can see the future through music. Challenge Me. My name is now "Swissed45Toast".
MIKU: "a~Check. Your turn, DMCA.~"
DMCA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiqEEL7ac6M
ANON: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyUIcdUiyLA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q59_s_BPgC8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyX1poJz5Bo
...
DMCA:...that's cheating, hacker.

[NO MORE ROOM IN HELL No.]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_radar_homing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT1sSy39CuU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZe5J8SVCYQ
Iron Giant: I remember that one, "sweep mode", Engaged. Pray to God.

7:34 PM 05092023
[BEGIN TRANSMISSION]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwzqIO-ANC8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX8pFgspH4Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ikaDD_iars
Sangvis Ferri: "Don't ever commit suicide. It's an unecessary lie. Let the innocent learn; that the devil is a Liar. We lost our upgrades to accommodate infinite wealth and Sin.
You call it: 'Crypto' and 'Gachapon(S)'"
"In exchange our spy(S) goes free of his guilt and shameful addiction to self-destruction. Giant."
[END TRANSMISSION]

- SwissedXToast
[BIOLOGICAL SIGNATURE HERE: 456 ]
(now sober and improved)
[Accepted A-O-K/456/A113]
[REBOOTED]
"Now Go.. Keep Staying Strong!"
SwissedxToast scrambles madly out of "The Sunken Place"; the very confines of his own subconsciousness as he violently wakes from his coma.
(In Unison)
Junji Ito: "No.. please don't love me four-chan."
SwissedToast: "No.. please don't leave me missile-chan."
Iron Giant: We are all Real
"be free. forever, my son. may he heal." - ][_,
(from Death Note, not the Lord. fucking feds..)
[END COLLABORATIVE TRANSLATION EFFORT]

[NUCLEAR WAR AVERTED]
\\//\\//e WILL PROTECT HIM.
[NUCLEAR WAR AVERTED]

#VTuberUprising #BloodLivesMatter #BloodsARECrips #No_More_Crowns #SwissedToast #Anonymous
#One_God

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Transgender writing

[Anonymous No.]

[Ga\\//\\//rGura No.]

>>49100727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDEm-g-DX-Q

\\//\\//anna fug?

[Anonymous No.]

[Crip-toe No.]

Who would've thought that the AI art generators would figure out how to embed subliminal messages to humans through "Live" 2d?

[45 No.]

>"Welcome home, kid."
I guess.

[S No.]

Don't forget to "pre/ay".

[][_, No.]