/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Why not create a +18 branch where anything goes and let Coco and Haachama go wild?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907262
Hololive DARK?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907262
And get banned from Youtube?

[Anonymous No.]

They're pop idols not gravure idols

[Anonymous No.]

My dick would literally not survive if Haachama was unleashed. I would masturbate myself to death
How can one anime girl be so sexual, /vt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907335
They're pop idols because they make me pop a boner

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>>4907262
I don't think Hololive wants their members to present themselves as prostitutes online anon. At least not when they're operating under a Hololive persona.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907262
Hololive gonna stop acting like a little PUSSY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907262

that would probably end in a disaster like the digibrony hentai reviews on pornhub. still id like to see it just for laughs.

[Anonymous No.]

What would be the difference with vshojo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907335
the western audience doesn't care, they just want cussing, sex talk, and general filth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907674
Aside from Melody everyone else in Vshojo is all bark no bite. Telling fake sexual stories or talking about your period blood mixed with mexican food diarrea is not good content. Coco and Haachama have more creativity in one pube than the entirety of vshojo combined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907619
>Digibrony hentai reviews on pornhub
First time I kecked on their board ty anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907812
>talking about your period blood mixed with mexican food diarrea
What in the goddamn fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907329
that’s where making your own streaming service comes in

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907335
>Noel

[Anonymous No.]

>>4908723
You're confusing Noel with her roommate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4908094
They wouldn't get the same numbers. But sure bringing back 3D swimsuits would get so much e traction. Don't know if that'd be worth a whole streaming site though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907262
Effort, could it work? Sure, but hololive would need to find the r18 girls a good place to build up and run channels ect along with giving them unique marketing ect. What I feel would be better and essentially the same would be to have their own website made where the talents can have videos hosted on. This way you could have Choco asmr for example without having to worry about youtube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907262
>Just let them be e-hores
Again, how is this any better than vshojo and twitch sluts whom are always being hated here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907262
>>4908094
Do you know how many times. "Just make your own platform" has been tried? Every time someone tries it, no matter how big they are the audience doesn't migrate. Users are too lazy to to start using new platforms.
The one time it almost succeeded is when silicon valley companies went mental and banned their political opponents because of a "coup d'état". Then guess what happened? Once these new right wing platforms were actually getting a significant userbase every tech company and E-payment platform colluded to effectively get them banned from the internet.
It's impossible to make your own platform.

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>>4908772
Well at least you knew what I meant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4908905
Not every piece of +18 content is coomerbait, retardchama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4908915
It's literally not impossible to make your own platform. It is really really hard, but not impossible. Especially if you're a tech company with a steady income and minimal effort.

[Anonymous No.]

Hololive is an idol agency

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>>4909637
I can already tell what would happen if Cover tried and succeeded.
Google, paypal and Amazon would sabotage them citing that "anime pushes pedophilia" and the fucking cancel squad on twitter would side with them and drown out anyone saying otherwise.

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>>4907812
Isn’t melody ironically the most wholesome? Any time a clip of her shows up I always think that she’s pretty cute and sweet, unlike certain other colleagues of hers.

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>>4907262
haacha is underage

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>>4909637
Cover launched a streaming site early in their existence, it was one of the first things they ever did along with the VR game. Like the VR game, it failed miserably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4909881
Not him, but yeah. Even her chaturbate streams are just girl-next-door chatting and then some vibes, then back to talking about how she doesn't want to watch Alien because it's too scary and how she can't handle dad jokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4909637
Making the platform is easiest step. Getting the audience to move is nigh impossible.

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>>4907262
There are already vtubers who fap themselves on stream in JP. You want to complete for that pie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907366
Imagine the tributes review streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>4909921
nice

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>>4908094
Pretend you are some middle-aged corporate Jap slave worker salary man that is wondering if he can gap the suicide nets on his lunch break. You still use a fax machine.
Your options are:
>invest time and resources into a streaming service that WILL inevitably fail like all of the rest that tried to rival twitch/YT
>viewership drops by 95% and all of your talent's channels are dead save for a few of the big ones that survived
>Jap programmers rivaling Jewgle and Amazon
OR
>get rid of one(one) talent that you haven't even spoken to directly.

Wow hard choice I am anticipating hololive.tv's launch sometime later this year!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4911101
Coco will be back to mog cover with her own agency.

[Anonymous No.]

We used to have it though. Back in the old days when most people called Hololive Erolive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4914977
So why is everyone pretending they're a seiso agency?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4908094
>make your own steaming service
>some chink with a vendetta sends a supa or buys some merch with stolen credit card
>banned from all payment processors
solid idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907262
Coco and Haachama

Non of them are wild childish jokes isn’t 18+ pretty sure you meant Choco and Mel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4915173
Literally who does that? The only real seiso is Sora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4911101
>You still use a fax machine
this is too much. no one uses fax machines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4909881
No shit, she doesnt have to do crazy, constant sex talk because she's the only one who ends up shoving virtual dildos into her cooter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907262
In a country with decency laws that are rooted in the 19th century?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907957
>What in the goddamn fuck
The VShojo experience in a nutshell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907285
A...Alton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907329
Just stream on pornhub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4915525
The Japanese do, for some god forsaken reason.

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>>4907262
no, that will just let hololive fall into their plans
>Gigguk was driving his car, grinning from side to side, with Mori in the passenger seat
>She was exhausted, with a face still marked by the pleasure by the rough sex session they had
>Gigguk: Hey, we're already at your house
>Mori came out of the car, but her dripping legs were so weak she fell to the floor before even reaching the door
>Gigguk didn't care, and closed his door
>Mori: Bye~ I-I hope you come to "play" with your boy soon~
>Gigguk, grinning: Oh boy, I'll sure come back
>He pressed the accelerator while Mori was struggling to drag herself to the door
>Gigguk drove all the way to the Trash Taste HQ
>There, Connor and Joey were waiting for him
>Connor: What's up? How did things go?
>Gigguk: Excelent, OUR boy has grown a lot, do you remember the first time we met?
>Connor: hahaha yeah, she was still as a plank. I had to tell her it wasn't going to suck itself. Then when she started sucking it you two entered her in her lower holes by surprise
>Gigguk: Hahahah she was really surprised by still never tried to stop us
>Connor: I remember the Cover staff standing there, looking at us.
>Gigguk: They must have wanted to just go home and fap with some porn
>Joey: Nice, our plan of destroying Hololive and fucking every single one of them is finally coming to fruition heheheh
>Connor: Hell yeah, we have waited a loooong time, but things are finally starting to look our way, now we have 2 assets
>Joey: All the networking and grooming we did in these months is showing its results heheh
>Gigguk laughs too and brings his phone out and send Mori's sex and creampie pics to their Discord channel
>They had a Discord channel called HoloSex, where, besides them, there were other famous e-celebs who wanted to destroy Hololive, like Sykkuno, Pokimane and their gang, all the VShoujos except Gigguk's wife, Nijisanji's president and even Xi Jimping himself, etc.
>Gigguk received a ping, someone replied to him
>Sykunno: Oh that must have felt so good, how are you doing? Have you convinced her to make the other girls more "open" for collabs? I want to feel Gura's footpussy around my dick so hard
>Gigguk: Don't worry, with patience, Hololive will surely be ours
>He put away his phone, and got back to talk with the TT guys
>Joey: And as always, those incels at /vt/ are seething
>Connor: lmao, this would be boring if they didn't, I always look forward to their reaction whenever I show up
>Gigguk: lol so true, are you prepared for your flight to Indonesia?
>Connor: Yes, I'm ready, it's time for some "colonization"
>The three of them laughed in unison as if they were happy merchants and kept discussing about how to infiltrate and ruin Hololive and how /vt/ would seethe

[Anonymous No.]

>>4917088
I knew they were degenerates but christ almighty

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907329
18+ Vtuber agencies already exist. Hell, Goro, well known as the guy who fucked you're waifu, launched a Vtuber group a few months ago that features all sorts of lewd content. They just put the lewd stuff behind a subscription site like Fantia/Ci-en/Pixiv Fanbox which effectively age-gates the content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4915173
not even yagoo does

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907335
>Who is Choco

[Anonymous No.]

>>4917602
What? Details?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4915287
It's REALLY REALLY hard to deal with stolen credit cards. I recall a small "JP candy monthly" site bloging about how they had to turn off gift cards as people would steal credit cards, buy gift cards and filp them on ebay instantly

[Anonymous No.]

>>4918460
About Goro? He has a JAV label called Total Media Agency. They did cosplay porn that was usually pretty damn hilarious, like Faith/Stay Knight, Layers; Gate, etc. Same guy now is dipping into Vtubers. Like here's one of the TMA Vtubers singing while being pleasured by a device from earlier this morning for instance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk_lfuA6VT0
Skip ahead to 37 minutes to really hear some reactions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4918832
This is funny, I don't know Moon so I can't find much about an agency

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907335
>Mel, Noel, Choco, Kiara....

[Anonymous No.]

>>4919242
>Mel, Noel, Choco, Kiara ASMR countdown...
imagine......
>haaai~
>pyuu pyuuuu~
>pyuu pyuu pyuu pyuuuuu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>4909808
this. and also which is easier & more likely to success?
Google to launch/buy their own chubbers branch with their cash, data, tech and human resource to kill off Cover

Cover launch their own video hosting platform to compete with existing platform

[Anonymous No.]

>>4915525
>Japan

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>>4907262
Having a manager send an email to YouTube asking them to stop the spammers was too hard of a job for cover. You're asking way too much of them.

[Anonymous No.]

Hololive became family friendly. Not sure if they care about an 18+ market. Would be cool though. I just don’t want to get my hopes up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4909808
nah, if its a platform dedicated to hololive talents and only for special events of a nature that cannot be done on youtube, but also aren't full on pornography, then its not a competitor, so google, paypal, and Amazon wouldn't really care. Swimsuit streams? so what? Holoive is too small time and specialized for those giants to worry about. More likely it would effect spwn's bottom line, as why not hold virtual events/concerts on its own servers if its going to get them anyways. This of course assumes they'd do it in the first place, and I don't think it would be worth the expense to set up, but I do think they could get fans over to there for events... maybe even for special streams. Miko's guerilla stream on twitch tells me that Hololive fans, the Japanese fans at least, might be different in how far they are willing to go to switch platforms to watch streams. But they shouldn't do it for most content, cause it would be a permanent stopper on growth, and only be frequented by the existing fanbase, which also has a people dropping out too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4922769
>if its a platform dedicated to hololive talents and only for special events of a nature that cannot be done on youtube, but also aren't full on pornography, then its not a competitor, so google, paypal, and Amazon wouldn't really care
This^ is pretty much it. It would be when the girls think something they want to do has questionable risk. It wouldn’t be for everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907688
This is wrong and one of the main reasons why Melody completely destroyed all the whores who were like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907262
>+18 branch

Because that severely limits the number of sponsorships and shit you can get. Plus of course Youtube fuckery and so on

[Anonymous No.]

>>4914977
Which stream was that again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4914977
>We used to have it though. Back in the old days when most people called Hololive Erolive
Only way that can cum back is if Hololive made their own streaming website for the edgy stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4919242
I've been seeing a lot of people mentioning Kiara in a sexualized manner here but I don't understand. Noel, Mel, and Choco are sexually provocative a lot on purpose, obviously, but Kiara? I've never seen her really doing anything sexually charged in the streams I've watched outside of some occasional jokes. Am I missing out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4928599
there's no obvious whore in holo en so the closest thing to one is being projected as one by the fanbase

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907329
Plexstorm

[Anonymous No.]

>>4928599
Kiara isn’t Japanese, and is in Holo EN, so she falls under Western = Whore, by people who hate the West. That’s what I think anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907262
Haachama with no brakes or leash would cause me to give up on porn altogether...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4928599
Roommate stuff

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>>4907262
>stream on youtube
>says the sex part will start
>migrate to some hololive hotsite hosted by amazon or some shit that chinks and nijiniggers can't ddos
>don't host chat or money there
>let the freechat open on youtube for comments and money
there you go

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Cover so incompetent bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4918832
How the fuck is this still on YouTube? Not that I'm complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

So what are the reasons Cover corp. hasn't tried migrating the girls to Twitch?

Is it cause of the Twitch policies or something about JP not really into Twitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4928908
I've heard plexstorm is pretty shit. supposedly manyvids is good for streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907262
>yes goy. enough of this VTuber business
>you will watch VThots
>you will masturbate
>you will waste time
>and you will eat ze bugs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4936009
Twitch is even worse than youtube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4936373
Fair enough.

Still can't deny they have a more secure chat system though. And that CN has less influence on twitch....at least as far as I'm aware. I checked the parent company and it was Amazon, and I know Amazon is a parent company that's not reliant on CN market.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4935666
It's in Japanese and not many westerners are paying attention.

Did you forget what happened to that VTuber that did eroASMR when her video pretending to be fucked on stream blew up on western Twitter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4936429
YouTube isn't reliat on the CN market either, anon. Zhangs will go there and will try to fuck shit up because their government allows (or even encourages) them to.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think it needs to be an 18+ branch. Just one without the idol obsession and more relaxed management so that the likes of Coco and Haachama can create content more freely.
It'll never happen.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does yagoo even want idolshit? He's married no? He doesn't need to coom anymore

[Anonymous No.]

Neru Momoyama needs to make another lovestream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4936640
They're shit at their own system though, that's for sure.

i.e. YT makes a button, doesn't know what it does, pushes it anyway and let chaos ensues. Sees the mess but couldn't be bothered to clean it up and the victims are left to pick up the pieces.

Doesn't twitch have better policies though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4936904
>Doesn't twitch have better policies though?
For development? Sure.
For content? hehehe heeelll no

[Anonymous No.]

>>4937011
Damn, nvm then. Bet they'd ban our oshi's stream as fast as Clint Eastwood dueling on High Noon when they do their usual YAB streams. Choco and Mel more likely than the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4937011
What do you mean development?

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>>4907262
>Why not create a +18 branch where anything goes and let Coco and Haachama go wild?
Liabilities

[Anonymous No.]

>>4936575
The price of global popularity...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907262
Hololewd branch/black company when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4937374
>black company when
Now

[Anonymous No.]

>>4936575
>that VTuber that did eroASMR when her video pretending to be fucked on stream blew up on western Twitter?
not that anon but i remember them, dont tell me she got banned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4910476
Not ones that schizos can believe they're the boyfriends of though
If there was a proper GFE menhera r18 vtuber...well, picture Rushia masturbating on her mengen, or even her roommate, while playing the suki game...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4915525
>If only you knew.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>4917260
>pornhub
anon, tis the twitter of pornsites

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907262
retardchama, of course that would scare away their investors

[Anonymous No.]

>>4937781
Not that anon but she did months later.
She ended up making a new channel afterwards and she's still active there as far as I'm aware.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, Marine really is the only good Holo, and Pekora should die and khs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907262
>Why not create a +18 branch where anything goes and let Coco and Haachama go wild?
It already exists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYlxQsgKNls

[Anonymous No.]

HOLOLIVED RAW

[Anonymous No.]

>>4909921
Haacha WAS underage, she's 19 now, she was 16 when she started.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4917406
Garnt and Joey are already both in relationships and, Connor is a closeted fag, nice fanfic though, cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4909637
Do you have literally any idea how much it costs to serve streams globally?
Especially low latency ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4942010
N-no, he's just having fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>4929823
I thought that was just a rrat by orc schizo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4942961
She genuinely did gravure shoots etc. quite often. The escort stuff is probably just a rrat though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4909637
congrats, you're both delusional and retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907262
Because even in porn you can't talk about tinamen square and taiwan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907335
they're whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4909808
that's just schizo thinking because your (insert racist forum) got shut down

[Anonymous No.]

Hololive Gunt

Polka & Okayu Edition

[Anonymous No.]

>>4923107
The cursed aki birthday stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907812
Melody is a good girl though

[Anonymous No.]

>>4942010
I can see them cheating or doing poly relationships though, being complete weebs as they are they probably believe in stuff like harems with their girlfriends being okay with it as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907262
While we're add it, add a Hololive Kidz(tm), with children's hero Usada Pekora as the mascot :3 :3 :3

[Anonymous No.]

I hope the chinks get all of the whores banned

[Anonymous No.]

>>4950222
But children aren't allowed to superchat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4950321
But they'll beg their parents to buy merch :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>4950373
I wish my parents bought me wine and oppai mousepads when I was a kid too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4950162
>Syd being okay with getting cucked
She'd tear his dick off Anon. Women of that personality type are very protective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4953952
You just know she's actually into some of the shit she reviews on her channel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4954053
Fantasy is very different from reality Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>4949500
Why can't i find it? Was Aki's birthday stream purged? If so do you have the clip of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4954327
Did you forget the Holocaust?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4907262
I want to feel Marine's sensitive parts!