/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Battle Edition

Last thread: >>49041210

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/KTYxJWGN

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>49065493
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49065179
It looks like it should be a fun week, if he doesn't murder his voice with the 24 hour Zelda right before the karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>49065514
Amen
I almost baked with the same op

[Anonymous No.]

>>49065179
>24 hours stream on Fri
>Apex collab on Sat
>karaoke
leader…

[Anonymous No.]

>>49065493
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

>HAKKA'S BIRTHDAY MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until May 22nd 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/banzoinhakka_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/banzoin-hakka

>April Fools Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/search?q=tempantsu*&type=product

>HQ/VG Acrylic Stands are still live! (On sale until out of stock!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_acrylicstand
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-acrylic-stand

>Fes Chibi pop stands are still live (on sale until out of stock!) (all HQ boys keychains are now sold out! Good job everyone!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_superexpo2023_holostars_chibi
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/hololive-super-expo-2023-holostars-english-chibi-pop-stand

>Valentine's Situation Voice Packs are still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-valentines-day-2023-situation-voice

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/senzakimakoto/status/1655938696515055617?s=46&t=tHqZdRMxGHYLfeVraY1uww
This is so fucking cool

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized it's going to be both Altare and Hakka doing karaoke, probably back to back, on Saturday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49065564
At least he's been resting up recently, I guess...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49065601
Why is he SO popular in japan?

[Axel Syrios Ch. HOLOSTARS-EN No.]

>>49065601
Yeah, Osaka Comic Con looked pretty fucking awesome. Foobs managed a pic too

[Anonymous No.]

Apparently, Flay went to Karrot's waiting room and typed "How dare you draw me! I'm gonna get my revenge" and now she feels threatened. Based Pilot asserting his dominance kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>49065601
>Mads is 1.83 m tall
>Senzaki hubby is tall or taller
Ayo I thought JPs were shorter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49065716
if youre not into moe ojisans already then theres no point in explaining

[Anonymous No.]

>>49065716
One of the reasons is being part of Death Stranding since Kojima is Japanese, his games and everyone in it become fairly famous to the jp people

[Anonymous No.]

>>49065716
Because Ojisans are the best type of character

[Anonymous No.]

>>49065601
wait, so whos the older bro? bettel or the baby? did mama had the baby first or bettel? I NEED ANSWERS

[Anonymous No.]

>Holds a poll of when to do Mystic Messenger
>Poll determines Weekends are better
>Schedules it for Thursday anyway
What did the pilot mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

Can't fucking wait for Kickback, I need something new to listen to

[Anonymous No.]

>>49065601
That's not how one holds a baby but it looks funny kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>49065965
HE HATES USSSSSS

[Anonymous No.]

>big jp Apex tournament
>a lot of familiar faces
>Axel not invited
Why do they hate gaijin so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49066087
still butthurt about the nukes

[Anonymous No.]

>>49066087
I would assume he declined to get back to a regular streaming schedule and just chill for a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49066087
Didn't Axel say he turned it down since it was in a bad spot for him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49066138
But Axel is Australian, I would understand the hate if they were Korean but japs visit Australia all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>49066087
He doesn't want to join

[Anonymous No.]

>>49066087
another one? which one is it this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49066087
Axel is still a literal who in terms of clout

[Anonymous No.]

>>49066087
>familiar faces
>Axel
anon…

[Anonymous No.]

>>49065965
He hates (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>49065965
the classic EN move of ignoring polls' result

[Anonymous No.]

>>49066244
>>49066254
That was ShibuyaHal's custom, I'm talking about Rakuten Cup which I'm pretty sure he wasn't invited or else he would've mentioned a big tournament when the subject was brought up

[Anonymous No.]

What if full Tempus original song release on 1 year anniversary

[Anonymous No.]

>>49066506
In the terms of "people Axel has interacted and even played with"

[Anonymous No.]

>>49066699
Maybe if Vesper started working on it before HQ even debuted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49066699
I hope not, there's only so many bad songs I can pretend to like

[Anonymous No.]

>>49066699
Well I would hope it rhymes

[Anonymous No.]

cute flay~

[Anonymous No.]

>>49066648
How fucking many apex tournaments are there

[Anonymous No.]

>>49066806
it's not going to rhyme and the lyrics will not line up with the beat

[Anonymous No.]

>flay decides to stream at 7pm most days this week even though that’s always been altare’s slot
literally why? is he actually trying to overlap?

[Anonymous No.]

Where's vesper's schedule?
the week is literally almost over

[Anonymous No.]

>>49066825
very sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49066770
Leader has successfully brainwashed me into liking Top of the World, but the lyrics of Always Tied...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49066943
Cause he falls asleep at like 5 am every day so that's a good time for him to get sleep and stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>49066946
stolen by an orc

[Anonymous No.]

>>49066946
why anticipate a schedule that's most likely going to be the same thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49066770
I have to save my strength for when Vesper's cover finally gets released, he needs me.

[Anonymous No.]

any guesses on bettel's schedule?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49066943
he wants to spitroast me ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>49066943
At least he's kind of picked a timeslot, baby steps. I'll probably have to vodwatch him though

[Anonymous No.]

>>49066968
I have been memed into liking On top the World because they kept referencing it during Raft and even still they still call back to Sailing the same boat, boys. I listened to Always tied once and can't remember anything about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>49066859
Japan really really likes Apex Legends

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067095
i don’t care about his new timeslot if it’s the same time as someone else in the middle of the overlap hell period. i will literally never watch him again because i will always be choosing someone else over him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067187
and that's fine, watch whoever you like

[Anonymous No.]

fuck flay for playing strive recently i didnt realize new dlc was out and now bedmans theme is stuck in my head

[Anonymous No.]

new tempus member doko? we need EU guy to fill up empty timezone.

[Anonymous No.]

Axel chuuuuuuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067236
the issue is that i would actually be inclined to check him out if he wasn’t doing this shit. it’s like he doesn’t want people to even give him a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067187
Why single him out? Everyone overlaps anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067140
I mean, it's kind of catchy, but the lyrics are just so awkward

[Anonymous No.]

>>49065601
Bettel wishes Mads would hold him like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067376
it's okay dude. i watch flay so don't worry. and always there are vod gangs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067383
It's just a shit stirrer

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067393
Japanese song writer writing english songs is really funny to me

[Anonymous No.]

so excited for Kickback, hope we can get the teaser today

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067393
We need On Top of Ya Girl anon to rewrite the lyrics

[Anonymous No.]

>>49066825
He seems to get around the small corpo and indie scene

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067405
So does Magni

[Anonymous No.]

>49067376
I've read this talking point like many times before. Get a new reason bro, even if flayon streamed at the dead of the night I'm sure you still won't watch him

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067490
Is there anyone thay doesn't wish that though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067434
I listen to tons of music with terrible English lyrics written by Japanese people, the issue is more just that they don't even seem to fit the music well. Like, when they try to sing it live they're always kind of scrambling to pack all the words in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067443
Goblinfujo doko...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067412
No anon you totally need to hear about why this random anon won't watch Flayon for the hundredth time

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to do your playlist reps in these dead hours to support our boys' musical endeavors

[Anonymous No.]

I have no idea how machiroons survive being in /mans/ when they're this sensitive...

[Anonymous No.]

Ah there it is again

[Anonymous No.]

We've been on a streak of timeloops at this hour huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>49066825
SO pure
>>49067473
I can see that, hes cleary dedicated to streaming what he wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067582
by having passionate homoerotic sex with me
unironically would whore myself out for some of the posters itt

[Anonymous No.]

Having Rikka on the background and he mentioned Axel and Rust, I don't understand jp though

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067546
It's the voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067671
I don't really watch Flay, he's completely fucked for my timezone but I randomly see him show up on covers and streams of 2view and low 3view vtubers I watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067711
>spoiler
we have so many anons parasocial for /mans/ posters kek may i ask who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067711
Offering corrective sex to all homo ojisans. I can fix you.

[Anonymous No.]

why tempura brothers hate flayon that much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067803
That's cute. Reminds me of how Altare supports the indie en scene

[Anonymous No.]

24+ hours of leader this week...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067877
I hate machiroons mostly

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067877
I see you double dipping shitstirrer

[Anonymous No.]

holy samefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067877
They see him as an easy target
Plus when they get called out on their nonsense they can hide behind saying it's "Legitimate criticism" and call machiroons overly sensitive

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067815
>men
your first mistake
>>49067804
the neurotic machiroons/vesties

[Anonymous No.]

>>49065601
>Senzaki sensei is married with child
BETTEL YOU FUCK THIS IS YOUR FAULT !!
that's pretty cool Mads was chill enough to hold a fans child if I were a celebrity i'd decline that shit, too risky.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want the cultare to know that I'm felting an altventurer and I've broken 2 needles doing this fat fuck... I'm been cursed

[Anonymous No.]

Australia is pretty into Eurovision, wonder if Axel gives a fuck since it's this weekend

[Anonymous No.]

the japanese have shit taste, when will they have good games to have tournaments in so that my boy axel can enjoy himself?

[Anonymous No.]

stop fighting and watch flay being cute as always
https://twitter.com/flay0nair/status/1655791907191296000

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068066
You must job when doing anything Altare related, thank you for your sacrifice

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068066
You must accept the burden of leader's bad luck so that nothing goes wrong for his Zelda marathon or 250k karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068112
kek wee need a tempus compilation of them screaming SEGGGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067911
Yeah, I heard Altare does a lot with Geega and others. I was actually very interested in who Shinri would raid after his Twitch guerrila but he backed out of the raid because he didn't see anyone he had vetted. He explicitly wanted to raid someone small which would've been really interesting, I rarely see Holo talents show up in smaller channels with some notable exceptions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068112
Sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068112
I need a soundpost of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067877
I hate myself and Flay is too much like me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068004
See, this is why I see machiroons as way too sensitive. "Flayon picked a bad timeslot because overlap so I won't watch him" is not something you need to get up in arms about. You say "sucks for you dude" and move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068281
This but with Altare

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068281
Cute autistchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068066
Thank you for your service

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068196
i got you
https://files.catbox.moe/6pmfxf.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068324
YATTA!!

[Anonymous No.]

‘member how altare’s switch died, taking his two shiny pikachus with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068171
He did raid a girl one time

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068291
Yep that's exactly what I mean. You hide behind that excuse and call machiroons overly sensitive

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068164
bettel will never scream SEGGGGS...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068066
Love you cute Altventurer ___chu~___

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068362
that was fast, thank you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068362
Hm, this audio sounds lower-def than the audio in the tweet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068385
also killing the planned holostars pokemon tournament along with it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068439
is it? oops, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068324
YATTA!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068385
Altare is so much of a jobber that objects around him start to job as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068324
YATTA!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068324
YATTA!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068448
Not really, they could've done it without him

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068385
Don't remind me

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068421
Oh well, guess there's no helping you

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068324
YATTA!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068530
honestly, i want to be reminded of that and more. a greentext compilation of his bad luck would be funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068649
It would be like 10 pages long

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068385
I heard because of USB-C spec nonsense, you have to be careful what type of USB-C chargers you use on your Switch even if it seems like it would be fine, and that you can easily wreck your Switch that way. I wonder how many people that happened to and if Altare's one of them? I've used my phone charger on my Switch before and luckily nothing happened, but I'll have to be careful in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068525
could they really? nobody else among HQ is as autistic about pokemon as him

[Anonymous No.]

i retried!
https://files.catbox.moe/4dmky2.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068494
Remember Bettel's contagious debut week jobbing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067582
Yeah I'm very sensitive please don't penetrate me

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068426
He screams during SEGGGGS though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068862
Sorry, I'm a fujo, I just wanna watch :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068805
Well done anon. You didn't job
Now someone needs to pair this with the video in a soundpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068808
bettel is not an ob-. well

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068805
Much better, thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

I sometimes think that bettel is holding nsfw jokes. Remember the laughter when magni joked about bettelion cow milking? I'm sure I'll hear him telling a joke like that one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068970
kek, not what I meant but that's fair
JESTER SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>49069013
Bettel seems to have a pretty clear picture of what lind of entertainer he wants to be. Will see if he relaxes eventually

[Anonymous No.]

>>49069013
that’s just not his brand but yeah, maybe. leave the lazy coomer jokes to magni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49069229
yeah bettel should stick to vomit baiting ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067877
I hate Flayon the same way I hatelove Mori. They're annoying but my god will they'll be the best hatesex I will ever have in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49069286
why... what do you hate about mori?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49069229
tbf magni's coomer jokes are mostly funny and he doesn't linger in them long enough to be bothersome

[Anonymous No.]

Axel should play TABS

[Anonymous No.]

>>49069286
i need to be squished in between mori's and flayon's tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>49069013
he makes plenty of nsfw references in WoW Wednesdays

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068324
Yatta... (sick)

[Anonymous No.]

>>49069351
I hatelove her. I can't explain it. She's the bitch I can't feel genuine vindictiveness towards. I want her around even though I find her annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067711
whore

[Anonymous No.]

Darkest Dungeon 2 is kinda sick yo. I hope Vesper and Altare will play it

[Anonymous No.]

I miss vesper

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>49070864
Altare tried to get DD perms, hasn't worked out so far

[Anonymous No.]

>>49070864
It's shit. Also redhook are retards so no perms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49065991
Let's do this image as a puzzle while we wait for it, I can't wait honestly, love dingo and love his covers
https://puzzle.aggie.io/omFmIh
https://puzzle.aggie.io/omFmIh
https://puzzle.aggie.io/omFmIh

[Anonymous No.]

>>49070864
They don't have DD perms for whatever reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49071059
i love when artists give him green hair highlights

[Anonymous No.]

He's going to make dumb cat puns the whole time, isn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49069013
Reminder that Vesper and Magni are the most unseiso out of Tempus but only off stream.
What amount of power level are they holding back, I always wonder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49071663
You know it

[Anonymous No.]

I’m fine with Flayon but I like to make fun of and criticize him in this thread because Machiroons will piss their pants trying to protect him from hearing the teeniest tiniest mean word. You guys make him an easy target.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49071885
I do this with every Tempus member, you're not special

[Anonymous No.]

who's made more fun of itt vesties or machiroons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49071885
boys picking on girls they like, a tale as old as time

[Anonymous No.]

>finally have time to watch Hakka's NSO stream
>watch him go silent rage on Ame-chan's vagoo at the end because of the NTR
Damn, didn't know the boy had it in him.

[Anonymous No.]

Too bad tempus came after the Stray arc I want to see them play it ToT

[Anonymous No.]

scooping up a bullied sensitive machiroon and making them my wife ToT

[Anonymous No.]

I want them to play Noita and mald at dying to random environmental stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>49072019
yeah he values hard work more than anything else in the world, being cheated on is like a slap in the face for everything he's worked for even for a png psycho bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>49071885
Please excuse the sensitive ones they're still growing

[Anonymous No.]

>>49071885
Machiroons pissing their pants ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>49072019
She needed correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49072292
God I'd love that

[Anonymous No.]

Tempus drama dies down so the schizos go after fanbases cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>49072292
think altare and magni were looking at noita

[Anonymous No.]

>>49067803
Really?
Thats super neatI wouldn't be surprised if he has a lot of connections/ personal friendships in the smaller, comfy, art and vn circles

[Anonymous No.]

>>49072292
I tried pitching Noita for both Leader
and Magni, buy it's been some time and even though they acknowledged it they weren't really looking for suggestions of new games so they probably forgot

[Anonymous No.]

Did flayon cry watching Everything Everywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49072767
Altare's been looking for more games and when I heard it pitched to him he was interested

[Anonymous No.]

>>49072292
I want altare to play it with the twitch extension that involves chat, it's hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>49072853
he was sniffling through most of the last 30 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>49072853
I think I heard some sniffles
>>49072767
I know Girl_DM is a fan of noita, how I found out about her, so I wouldn't be surprised if she supported Noita is they were chatting about their streamer lives as friends or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>49068006
Me and the other femachiroons itt

[Anonymous No.]

6 more hours

[Anonymous No.]

Just made myself cringe to death by imagining a group of goth bunnymaimais twerking in front of bettel in a con cause bettel said he likes goth girls

[Anonymous No.]

Any predictions for how Flay will do in Mario Sunshine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49073154
anon no gore on a blue board

[Anonymous No.]

>>49073230
probably bad but i'll still watch him job

[Anonymous No.]

>>49073230
is he gonna play the original gamecube version or the mario 3D allstars version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49073331
Can you really be bad at 3D Mario though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>49073428
Presumably 3D all stars
I don't recall him mentioning anything about having his gamecube ready for streaming yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>49073456
Yes
Though Flay is probably decent. But Sunshine is the some of the hardest 3D Mario gets

[Anonymous No.]

>>49069510
When

[Anonymous No.]

>>49073456
I think 3D mario are the most difficult mario games, also isn't sunshine controls kinda wonky? I remember magni struggling a bit with it

[Anonymous No.]

cant wait to hear Vesper again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>49073616
for me mario sunshine was easy but extremely buggy. used to get stuck in walls and shit all the time playing through it even in the 3D allstars version

[Anonymous No.]

rape altare
rape magni
rape vesper
rape axel
rape bettel
rape flayon
rape hakka
rape shinri

[Anonymous No.]

>>49073743
That sucks, hopefully he doesn't encounter too many bugs because I want to see a full playthrough

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/seffylocks/status/1655957105818607618?s=20

[Anonymous No.]

>>49074014
TToTT NEED TO GET CREEPED ON BY A WASHED UP CLOWN

[Anonymous No.]

>>49074014
twink death is a terrifying thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>49074014
I am sad now

[Anonymous No.]

>>49074014
fat

[Anonymous No.]

rape altare
rape magni
rape vesper
rape axel
rape bettel
rape flayon
kiss hakka
rape shinri

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking hell Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>49074841
based leave hermanito alone

[Anonymous No.]

rape dez
rape vesper
rape axel
rape bettel
rape flay
rape hakka
rape shinri

[Anonymous No.]

>>49075020
I enjoy the days when I have Vesper to listen to in the afternoon, but Astel is just SO FUCKING GOOD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49075020
I'm an idiot and misread this I'm so overworked fuuuuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>49075201
Hi Leader!

[Anonymous No.]

finished the altventurer, now i'm going to make my oshi's mascots kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>49075432
Please take care of yourself anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>49075509
Anon this is too cute for /vt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>49075432
Cute anon, don't be so hard on yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>49075432
You're not wrong though

[Anonymous No.]

we hate regis altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>49075509
cute fat fucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>49075661
one day you’ll get someone to agree with you, anon. one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>49075509
cute anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>49075509
This is adorable anon gj

[Anonymous No.]

>>49075697
95% of the thread silently agrees with that

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL LOVE~

[Anonymous No.]

>>49075509
i would buy 500 of these

[Anonymous No.]

>>49075509
I want them both, nice job

[Anonymous No.]

>>49075832
I want to rape correct his sleep schedule

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>>49075555
maybe for /vt/ but i like sharing oc with /mans/

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>>49076489
i hate him

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>>49076489
I love him

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>>49076489
he's so dumb

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>>49076668
Nah, he knows what it looks like and is calling them out on it, kek

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>>49076668
Nah, you are dumb

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>>49076883
no I know he knows what it implies, he's just being dumb by messing with them

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>>49076489
Magni shippers love breaking containment

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>>49076489
Looks like your average male friendship between to me

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>>49076974
at least altare is the “take it in stride but tease them” type

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>>49076489
this is so sweet, the second almond off collab is just big brother magni pampering little brother altare

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>>49066022
DON'T STEAL OUR BIT!

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>>49077112
ToT

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>>49077112
magni/altare incest ToT

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>>49077112
TTOTT

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>>49077249
omg whore big brother and yandere possessive little brother

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So when are we getting the fic

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>>49077493
Watch the streams you offtopic retard

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>>49077574
what streams

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>>49077574
there’s no one streaming right now, anon.

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>>49077493
which one

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gavis bettel is dead

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>>49076974
Almond and begni, not really other ships

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>>49077613
You've watched every single vod? No? Then go do that

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>>49077671
LET'S GOOOOO how'd he kick it?

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SHINY SPICY LOVE~

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>>49077804
esophageal cancer, too much purging and puking, hell for the throat

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I'm so happy that Altare is back with a fun schedule, I'm ready for the Nyantare. Hope he doesn't die after Saturday tho

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>>49077920
death for bettelboy after all, sorry bettelion i should have taken it easier on him

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>>49075509
Perfection!

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I know you wanna, play me like a kendama

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>>49077920
Esophageal cancer is no joke, you live couple of years at most with it and die.

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>>49078265
Taking care of a bedridden Bettel with 2 years left to live... ToT

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>>49078265
is there honestly a single that has a high survival rate anyways

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>>49078070
I'm confident the karaoke is going to be moved because >24hour>sleep>collab with frog>karaoke

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https://youtu.be/GSAuyGn0eao
Drunk hakka molesting bettel ToT

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>>49078070
Same. The schedule looks like fun but I'm a bit worried about how he'll be doing physically after the Zelda and karaoke combo.

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I miss Vesper ....?

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>>49078348
Add csgo before zelda too

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>>49078589
His voice is actually going to be dead before karaoke...

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>>49078565
I miss him too, your are not alone

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>>49078337
Most things to do with prostate is a good example. If it's discovered in some old man in an earlier stage then there's no reason to even deal with it, that person will die because of something else before it goes far as far as I remember, I sucked at oncology. Also breast, and bunch of skin cancers aren't that bad. Most of them all that bad if you discover them early on which extremely rare, it pretty much never happens.

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>>49078635
Fuck it I don't care, he's had basically 2 months of taking it easy at this point
Time to work lazy leader

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>>49078348
I'm lowkey hopping he moves it, he usually kicks himself on the ass when he feels he is not doing good on karaoke

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>>49078735
It's like I can still hear his voice ...

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I love him

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Behave anons, its dead hours...post some FlayVesper art or something....

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>>49078887
>FlayVesper
Who are you imposter!?

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>>49078070
kinda random but ipn's model is not so bad, just generic like a nijien guy

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>>49078931
Huh
I just forgot their ship name, sorry....

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>>49078887
excuse me that's vesmachi to you silly anon!

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Prostate milk Axel

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>>49078887
>flayvesper
UUUUUUU FLAY TOPPING WITH HIS MASSIVE COCK I LOVE SMALL DOM BIG BOTTOM TOT

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>>49078818
If he’s dead because of this, he may have to take a break

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>>49079016
vesmachi cute

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>>49079016
Ahhh jeez thats right. Im out of my narcolepsy meds again so I have sleepybrain....
>>49079049
hot hot

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Housewife Shinri though...

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>>49079244
How many breaks has Altare taken this year?

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APEX APEX APEX APEX

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>>49077116
>Steal bit from Kronies
>Don't want to share with Machiroons
I see you Vesties, I see you.

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>>49079332
Proper breaks, two. The sudden one week one and his trip one

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>>49079342
The bit is spread all over the tempuras too

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>>49079235
Illegal

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>>49079342
yeah well machiroons stole my heart so its only fair

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>>49079329
Actual Bettel reaction was to say 'That's hot!' and he didn't even get the reference lmao

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erotic asphyxiation session with gavis bettel

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>>49079580
God, he's so pale

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>>49078337
A lot of cancers are pretty tame and rarely metastize and they are fairly common

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>>49068324
YATTA!

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Karrot finished drawing Flay https://twitter.com/KarrotKeromi/status/1656007882029035520?s=20
Some notes of the stream
>Gushed over how bouncy and good his rigging is (specifically wants to look at his parameters)
-Got threatened by Flayon i'm thinking he might draw her in his drawing stream
>Painted it all in 1 layer
>Compared his eyes to a slushie
>Got flabbergasted whenever she noticed the small details in his outfit

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>>49071696
Vesper is an oldfag so it's probably high
Magni is probably 2010sfag

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https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1655711293981216768
what did he see?

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>>49080507
no idea who this is but cute

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>>49080557
indie chuuba that interacted a lot with axel

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Why is vesper like this....

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>>49080507
Nice!

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>>49080612
Muh wife

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>>49080653
Having set break days is good

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>>49080653
why do rest days still surprise people

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>>49080552
Dragon dick

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>>49080612
i thought this was miku and didn't think twice why someone would post her

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>>49080618
>indie
myholoTV corpo

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Mine.

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>>49080765
Post it, then. I'm not asking for a description.

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>>49080846
No

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>magni is like this
>vesper is like this
why are they like this..

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>>49081107
they are...

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>>49080507
Beautiful shimmering FLay!

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>>49080507
Damn, this looks nice

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>>49081261
best friends forever

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>>49080779
the worldwide sensation
complete miku domination

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>>49081423
DYRBI

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>>49081025
DO IT! DO IT MOTHERFUCKER!

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>>49082035
What are they doing?

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>>49082157
Hugging

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>>49081974
why not, I don't recall anyone also makes it on Magni's specific list

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Hey I'm back from a busy trip, have I missed anything relevant since last thursday?
From anyone other than Flayon, I don't care about him

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>>49082157
They are becoming a demon core, it will go critical in 3 seconds.

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>bettel is sitting by his desk playing a game on his pc when you come in
>when he hears the door creak open he already starts shivering but you can tell that he tries not to
>he wants to look like he doesn't care anymore but he does and you want to make sure he keeps doing so
>you walk up to him from behind and start massaging his shoulders unprompted, commenting how tight they are
>you feel him tensing up under your touch
>he's not even saying anything that's how hard he tries to stay cool
>you keep massaging his shoulders but get closer to his throat each stroke
>slowly start dragging your nails along his skin
>use more pressure each time to make him feel slightly less comfortable each time
>until you decide to suddenly ram your nails into his skin and he yelps in surprise
>he's bleeding a little but nothing too bad, he's been bleeding worse in the past
>he's panicking, he wants to get away from you but your grip around his throat is tightening
>your keep pushing him into his seat while tightening your grip even more
>you stay this way, feel his muscles itching, feel him fearing for his life within your hands
>just as he the tension seems to grow stronger, you release your grip
>you can feel that he is surprised at you simply letting go like this
>as he feels a false sense of security creeping up on him you tighten your grip again and it catches him by surprise
>he tightens his entire body, and after a while you release your grip again
>he's panting and shaking, you are driving him to his limits
>he tries to feel his throat with his hands but you punch him in the back of his head to reprimand him
>he's not to move unless you allow him to
>he's still and silent again, and you tighten your grip around his throat again
>something feels different this time though and you are too slow to catch what exactly changed
>Bettel uses all the force in his legs to turn his chair so you smash into the table with your side
>you let go from the pain and fall to your knees clutching your side
>as you kneel there, holding yourself, Bettel gets up to leave the room
>you scream at him that he can't get away from you this easily
>you lunge at him from behind and knock him over so he lands on his face
>you turn him around and straddle him
>start punching his face, switching between your fists
>once his lips and nose are bleeding you go back to choking him
>you rub yourself against him as you do this, feeling yourself get turned on
>him just enduring it confuses you so you start screaming at him to show a reaction
>you keep screaming but realize too late what is happening
>he yanks your hands away and throws you on your back with his entire body
>he's on top of you know, holding your hands in place and locking your legs with his thighs
>you're at his mercy now
>waiting for the worst to happen as he looks at you with anger and hatred in his eyes, he starts aggressively fingering you
>there's nothing gentle or caring about it, he's doing it with the full intent of humiliating you even though you are all alone
>in embarassment you let out a single moan that you can't hold back and he starts shouting at you
>he's ordering you to cum on his hands and, as if your body was betraying you, you do as you are told
>Bettel still looks at you, eyes filled with insatiable rage
>slaps your face with his wet hand before he rips your underwear off and slides of his pants
>he turns you around and has his way with you, grunting aggressively the entire time
>you keep fighting back
>scratching him, punching him, kicking him
>but he keeps going until he finishes inside of you and releases one last final grunt along with his load
>as if someone had turned a switch inside him, he gets up and leaves you lying on the floor, his seed slowly spilling out and onto the floor

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>>49082157
Mating press

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>>49082328
flayon is playing super mario sunshine today

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>>49082382
im happy for you or im sorry that happened

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>>49082328
not much, bettel typing of the dead, magni is missing and vesper and hakka collab

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kek
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1656017036785467393

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>>49082356
AIEEEEE

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>>49082550
MAGNI, DON'T
why is there fan art of this?

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>>49082328
Altare went to a Joji concert on the weekend, so not much from him, he has a ton of stuff this week tho
Magni is on break till the end of the week
Axel's cover is ready to go and will come out on Thursday
Vesper had a drawing collab with Hakka
Hakka got cucked in NSO
Shinri is trying a very light schedule this week, he was also extremely horny yesterday

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>>49067405
>>49082530
fucking knew it

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>>49082328
Altare is back from seeing a concert and is going to be doing a 24 hour Zelda stream this week! Along with a 250k milestone karaoke!

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Altare Apex soon

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>>49082550
I tried to understand this and googled it a while ago but I still have no idea what his thing is

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>>49082773
with lilypichu

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>>49082795
that’s the demon core baby https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_core

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Hopefully there's another baker around because I'm sleepy as fuck and I can't wait for catalog to move

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>>49082773
>>49082830
???

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>>49082830
KEK people are lucky that I'm too lazy to make another fake

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>>49082795
https://youtu.be/6ZIjbX1gj88

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>>49082894
need to milk him

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>>49082889
Thank you anon I still don't really get it since it's a more difficult subject and there is no article in my native tongue lol

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>>49082940
anon, please

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Whats her nsfw begni acc? https://twitter.com/GigglePox/status/1655293185210368007?t=tkWi1GLoN8H-CZ84oYgR9Q&s=19

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>>49083318
It's pretty easy to find in the archives

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>>49083096
demon core BIG radioactive, but it’s usually protected so it doesn’t hurt anyone
two different times scientists have accidentally opened the demon core’s protection and died later due to radiation poisoning
couldn’t really tell you why it became a meme. the specific pose is supposed to be “character about to accidentally open the demon core and blast himself with radiation”

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>>49082795
The American army came up with a concept for the ultimate atomic bomb called the demon core to drop on Japan, even bigger and worse than the two previous ones. It's basically a ball of pure plutonium surrounded by a shell tungsten carbide which is highly reflective. So the shell would need to be kept open at all times or it would go super critical.
Sadly the first time plutonium and tungsten carbide were tested together it was already fatal because the physicist accidentally dropped a tungsten bar on the plutonium core, this was just an accident though. The guy died from aggressive cancer just two weeks later.
The second time, which is when it was decided to be used in the war with Japan, a physicist died from this he was an even bigger retard than Axel. Despite knowing how dangerous this thing was he stopped following the protocol of keeping it open with a specially constructed tool, he instead used a screwdriver to keep it open. Reminder, if it closes even for just a single second it goes super critical and super critical = death.
So the idiot used a screwdriver and like a retard it of course slipped off and the shell closed fully for several seconds. Obviously the guy died (along with his student who was standing close to him and watching him.) And the project was discontinued afterwards.

So anyway, I'm thinking of Magni using Altare, Axel, and rpr to test a new potion but the potion had the side effect of extremely high libido so they just end up fucking for hours while Magni watches like a freak and takes notes.

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>>49083463
>>49083534
Thank you for taking time to explain it europleb
americans are scary yo

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>>49083463
Other way around, the protection of the demon core is supposed to stay open at all times. The idiot who used a screwdriver to keep it open dropped it so the shell closed. It probably became a meme because you need to be an actual retard to be smart enough to be a nuclear physicist but also stupid enough to play with your life like this because you think it's cooler this way.

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>>49083731
*to an europleb
Sorry, distracted by Eurovision

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get magged slip...

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failed to make ship art, we'll get em next time

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>>49083910
old habits die hard...

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https://files.catbox.moe/7dpgwx.png

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>>49083910
>>49083948
doxxmites off.

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Nobody tell euro tempura about the Davey Crockett

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>>49083947
Cute!!!!
I'll...Ill take anything you give me Flay FLay!

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>>49084022
who?

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>>49083814
Favourite entry so far? I haven't really enjoyed anything yet too much, but to be honest I don't want to spoil the grand final.

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>>49083446
Sadly can't find it! ; ; can you please tell me her @?

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>>49083947
Cute Machi drawanon!

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>>49084022
I remember singing about him in elementary school but have no idea who he is

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>>49083947
thank you for the reminder drawanon i forgot to take mine after eating

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>>49084105
Nothing is standing out too much so far

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can a vestie or machiroon give me their go to mentally ill go to happy hardcore/speedcore playlist i need it to survive this shift

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>>49084278
Pain, hopefully Saturday delivers.

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>>49083910
slip?

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>>49084336
I'm mentally ill but not enough to listen to that

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>>49083947
CUTE FLAY!

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>>49084336
https://youtu.be/9NmcR1OZ0ss
https://youtu.be/M_wGdZikseo
https://youtu.be/T4eEMxDL4L0
https://youtu.be/Gu-vETUeRSY
here's some breakcore and 1 hardcore/scene playlists I got saved

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>>49084082
>>49084155

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>>49084336
not speedcore but this came up on my recommended feed and i like it? it might be too chill for your zoomerbrain. you can do it anon!
https://youtu.be/YN-GyHYUj8o

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>>49084620
>>49084707
these work thank you mwuah

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>>49084336
https://youtu.be/ynNWUZyNcJU
https://youtu.be/sZ9HZzjnAvk

[Anonymous No.]

altare catboy SEX

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>>49083534
>end part
BASED ToT

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>>49084937
whore

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>>49084937
Yeah, with me

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ATTENTION BETTELION: LOL GUERILLA (ew)
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1656027149415923727

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>>49085160
Ayo? I'll take it

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>>49085160
i'll take it

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>LOL + shitty ISP
God is testing the bettelion

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I MISSED MY JESTER I HOPE THE STREAM WORKS
live in 12 minutes!
https://www.youtube.com/live/7UJefY_-mNM?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/live/7UJefY_-mNM?feature=share

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>>49084937
Doggo axel/catboy leader ToT

[Anonymous No.]

I baked moments before Bettel made his league frame, cringe. Good night
>>49084928

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>>49085309
jk JESTER ON THE EARLY TELLY

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>>49085558
thank you baker-chan!!! sleep well!

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>>49085558
Kek its fine, gn

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>>49085558
sankyuu!! appreciate you! chu~nite

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JESTER ON THE TELLY NOW
https://youtu.be/7UJefY_-mNM
https://youtu.be/7UJefY_-mNM
https://youtu.be/7UJefY_-mNM

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He's losing it

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I MISSED MY BELOVED RETARD SO MUCH i'm glad he's taking it easy this stream