yet another copypasta thread

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previous thread >38488

you know what to do, vtuber related copypastas

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>>490522
fuck i messed up the link to the previous thread

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>>384883 (Last Thread)

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>>490522
I want her to pick on me about my favorite video game characters, only for me to tease her about her crush on a certain Yakuza character. Only for her to say that my average size dick pales in comparison to his, only for me to remind her how most men hate tall women. Then I want us to exchange witty insults back and forth until we open mouth kiss and then start fucking while standing up. I want her to make fun of my moaning while I say her moaning sounds like a chain smoker micky mouse giving head, all the while we repeatedly say I love you to each other. I then want her to go down on me while I grab on to her horns and pretend I'm driving a motorcycle. I then want her to take my dick out of her mouth while laughing, only to tell me I know how to make her laugh. I want Kanata in the other room the whole time.

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Amelia has birthday totsumachi stream
>Makes the mistake of not telling anyone about it ahead of time
>Sits there waiting for people to phone in
>Gura and Ina mercifully do
>Wait and wait for more calls
>"It's been 55 minutes..."
>Reine shows up in chat to say hi
>Amelia begs her to call in so she does
>Finally moves to the live performance part of her birthday stream
>Starts trying to sing Shiny Smiley Story
>Completely fucks it up
>Audibly on the brink of tears, if not crying, starts apologizing
>Plays a pre-recorded version of her singing it instead and lip syncs to it
This was honestly the longest unbroken streak of cringe I have seen in Hololive

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This is the exact kind of "ironic" "anti-humor" bullshit that killed humor on 4chan and on the Internet in general. You are the brainless niggers that flooded this website with basedjacks, and you can't even justify any of it, you just spam you "look at how quirky and ironic I am" shit like the low IQ niggers you are. You are the same fucking faggots who were spamming Pickle Rick a year ago.
You are the cancer that turned this entire website into what it is today. No wonder that the first thing you had to come up with is a synonym for "based" and "cringe", two cornerstones of your entire vocabulary, you literal fucking animals. You are the embodiment of zoomer trash that killed board culture in mid-2010s, and you will never stop until everything is subversive and ironic, and nothing is sincere. Fuck all of you.

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>>493950
>you are brainless niggers
>the pot calling the kettle black

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>>493833
This was a good thread.
However my pasta wasn't liked that much so I'll just observe this time around. Might get better observing lel

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>>493960
>Earnestly replying to pasta

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Does this count?

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Which holohomo is the best target for a pasta?

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>>494225
Rob

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>>494251
what genre do you like your pastas in?

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I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Mori. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck insider her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Mori as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.

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>>494266
High fantasy or Asimovian sci-fi.

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>>493991
I literally can't differentiate bait from legit retardation anymore with all these retards replying to pastas.

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>>494426
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>494599
Classics never die.

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Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the hololive dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I watch a Korone stream I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Korone. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Korone's tight dog pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my computer. I might not ever get to see Korone again.

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>Every time I think of Ina I can't help but want her to savagely ravage my asshole
>I want Ina to tease me with her words as one of her tentacles approaches my ass
>"You and your tight, little ass are so cute anon"
>My asshole puckered in anticipation as I felt one of her tentacles moving closer to my ass
>She started to slowly penetrate me
>Her tentacle becoming an unstoppable force faced with my digestive system
>It made it's way up my body not slowing down an inch
>My insides being completely destroyed, yet her thick, slimy, long tentacle just keept advancing until it made it out of the other end
>The pleasure I felt despite the pain was overwhelming. My dick being so erect that a blood vessel could pop at any moment
>"Do you want it deeper, anon"
>Just the thought of it made me start uncontrollably jizzing, which Ina took as an affirmative
>Ina quickly started shoving more of her tentacle into me
>I could feel a new ass crack forming as my anus reached it's limit
>My asshole started to rip apart from the sheer girth of her tentacle, making a similar sound as that of ripping cloth
>Ina switched to furiously and repeatedly making her tentacle enter and exit my body
>"Anon, you're so fucking tight"
>I could feel her tentacle tremble from the pleasure she got from destroying my weak and fragile body
>"I'm gonna ink anon"
>"I'm gonna fucking ink"
>Her tentacle started wildly convulsing inside of me
>I could feel the thick, black ink moving through her tentacle
>I laid there covered in jizz, ink, and blood taking my last breathes.

>Every time I wake from my daydreams I just fall deeper into depression knowing I was never gonna make Ina ink by letting her make me a new ass crack

I think it's safe to say that I love Ina

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