/MANS/ - Tempus General

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BUY TEMPANTSU NOW Edition

Last thread: >>48927182

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/KTYxJWGN

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

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>Two threads
AAAAAAIIIEEEEEE

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this one

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double bake...

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>>48941157
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

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>2 double threads
/mans/ is healing

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SEX WITH CLOWN

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https://files.catbox.moe/fudlvf.png

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Is Everything Everywhere All At Once actually any good, I just watched a trailer and it does not look like it.

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>>48941373
Yeah, it's pretty good.

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>>48941352
i want to take him to a redneck beach/river, drink cheap AMERICAN beers, and smoke turkey legs with him ToT

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>>48941157
Thanks for the bread

>>48941272
Amen

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>>48941504
very interesting fantasy you have there anon
same

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The chat truly does mirror the streamer...

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he waits

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>>48941373
It’s one of the best movies I’ve seen

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"MY POOR BABY!! HE'S GONNA DIE~!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7k0pMo6EUY

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Shinwi Twitch stream VOD has been put on Youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmjgOHxyVGc

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>>48942076
These hoes ain't loyal

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>>48941373
Yeah, I def recommend watching it twice tho

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hating my bulimic jester more every day

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>I like getting help im a helpless old man

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>>48942162
Shinri, I know you have a crush and everything, but could you please tell Altare to archive his Twitch VODS too? Thanks

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I miss Altare

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LEADER CUTE, LEADER LOVE~

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3 days 3 Magni related dreams in a row aieeeeeeee

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>>48942892
i love this altare so much. he has the boyish shota look and the evil smugness of my favorite little tyrant

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>>48943696
H-happy dreams at least, right?

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>>48943696
Lucky you, I had a dream that Axel had to fix Vesper's car and for some reason that made sense

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>>48943863
>"Ayo, why is the steering wheel on the wrong side?"

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>>48941272
But I do want the collabs ...

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My addiction to Idol Showdown begins. Seems like every talent has at least 1 dedicated item (except VG), fom what I've unlocked Magni has the starter item and copium as a snack. I also spotted 1 vestie and 2 hanamigumis in the credits

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>>48944202
talk about it in hlgg

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>>48943696
what kind of dreams were they?

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>nowa streaming
>nobody liveposting
What happened to the vesties?

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I want to be a little boy and be molested by my dirty redneck uncle noir

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>>48945732
You’re gonna do this every thread?

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>>48945732
unironically watching streams kek

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>>48944256
glad you're having fun anon! it's really nice stars boys were included at all, hope the dev knows we appreciate it

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>>48941373
It won an oscar, so by definition its bad.

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Cute celebration art for Altare

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>>48944613
>Day 1
Kittens
>Day 2
School related
>Day 3
Friend being a fan of Magni

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where streams....

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>>48946706
look behind you

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>internet got fixed
common jester W, top deliveries incoming

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>>48946726

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https://puzzle.aggie.io/8UJo6F
Wanna puzzle?

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why do the people who don’t watch streams whine about no one watching streams

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>>48947730
You answered yourself.

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is it true shinri has a thing for women with deep voices?

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>>48947730
lazy retards would rather shit up the thread than use a single brain cell to think up commentary to fix the issue

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>>48948027
no but he does like dead women like ghosts

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>>48948657
>Shinri will never molest my corpse
I suffer.

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>>48949065
write a cryptic memo and leave some strange markings on your body and he'll spend at least 20 minutes trying to solve the puzzle even if there isn't one

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>>48943863
I love people posting their stupid Tempus related dreams. But picrel will always be my favourite

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i am the last begni shipper in /MANS/
https://files.catbox.moe/z2kf75.png

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>>48950313
KEK

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Ah, I love Almond~

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>>48950313
Well Nowa has the pass so it shouldn't be an issue.
Anyways wish i had more tempus related dreams, i think the last chuuba related one i had was with Tenma from phase connect for some reason.

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>>48950548
And I'll be the one to finish you off

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>>48950555
…didn’t he wake him up with his guitar irl

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>>48951018
Magni is a tsundere, plz understand

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>>48950555
Has this artist drawn the other alarms?

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>>48951088
Yes, I'm pretty sure they did all of them.

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>>48950590
i wish i HAVE Tempus related dreams. Had a dream that i'm both related and somehow got in a relationship with Luca, and i don't even watch him

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>>48951149
Can you post the link to them? Twitter is a fuck if you don't have an account

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>>48951088
have the flay one

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>>48951214
so lucky that this artist is credited in bettel's cver because i could not remember the account name https://twitter.com/_lynnear/status/1623931706763005953?s=20

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>>48950590
I mentioned it here before, but I had a dream where I was Mumei for some reason and I was secretly married to Magni. Eventually we decided to come out with the truth and do a pregancy annoucement stream on our channels, which then led to us doing family related content once the baby was born with the vtuber avatars still on and everything. This happened in their second week after debut too.

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>>48951157
I dreamed that Axel took me to go fishing, which it's kinda strange cause that's something that Nowa likes... Maybe it's some kind of dream that represents regret.
Vesper please take care of yourself

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>>48951149
>coffee
No! Adult drink.

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>>48951415
Axel and Nowa.... forgotten......

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>>48951422
>Debut was 9 months ago
Congrats on the baby anon

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>>48951532
they weren't part of the collab because they were on their menhera arcs

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>>48951149
Shinri's alarm still lives rent free in my head, he took the batsu so seriously, did a soft rp scenario and then one of his VP was the exact same thing kek

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Are you guys ready for the upcoming Zelda arc, especially you altventurers. It's coming next week, there's no stopping it.
Selfish but I'm sorta glad Vesper and Magni isn't that into Zelda.

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>>48951604
Oh this was part of that furry game collab? I didn't watch it because it was so chaotic

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>>48951675
it was actually the golf it collab, it was a really fun one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-6eRSaF09Q

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>>48951458
I have dreams that feature Axel alot for no reason, he's just there a lot of the times. Watching me. I want him the fuck out, or to altwast talk to me like wtf is his deal yo

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>>48951662
YES I LOVE ZELDA AND I WILL PLAY ZELDA ALONGSIDE LEADER AND DRAW HIM LOTS OF FANART

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>>48951662
I'm so excited

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Yesterday I had a dream where I was stuck in a car with Axel and Nowa and then I sucked off both of them

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>>48951889
whore

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>>48951889
Vesties are such whores...

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>>48951662
I actually am! Axel's Zelda playthrough was really comfortable to listen to and was always the perfect end to my day. I'm happy that I get to experience that again!

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>>48951941
That's the worst part I'm a Hakkito

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>>48950313
My favorite type of /mans/ dreams are the ones where they cuck their oshi somehow kek
>>42159164
>>40908221
>>40853264

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>>48951662
It'll probably be fun for a few streams just for the goofy Nuts & Bolts mechanics
Otherwise I haven't even bothered to emulate it yet, shit came like 4 years too late

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>>48951458
Nowa and Axel are basically two balls in a nutsack so I can see why your brain mixed those two in a way

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>>48951662
I'm psyched for it. I love Zelda, and I love that Altare also loves it. Axel is also pretty excited to play it, and he was even proposing doing that thing where they're on call together while playing separately again.

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i had a tempus dream where i was gaming with the boys
that's all, it wasn't too exciting, but i got to play games with my oshi

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>>48951662
I'm excited, I'm gonna live vicariously through Altare's playthrough because my last console was the wii u and these nintendo bitches didn't make TOTK for it

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>>48951889
were they big?

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>>48952095
I haven't caught up so I didn't know that. I love Axel's Zelda streams, though I loved all his streams from the start his Zelda one will always have a special place in my heart for being the one where he got really invested and managed to shake off all the leftover nerves from debut!

SPICY SHINY LOVE

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>>48951662
Looking foreward to it since I'm not going to play it on my switch lite. I just know if I buy a console now they're gonna release Switch 2 in a year or some shit.

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>>48952095
>they're on call together while playing separately again
Real? I'll cry

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I won't lie, I was planning to play TOTK with zero spoilers since day one but I love the boys enough to want to experience kino firsthand with them. I hope Nintendo gives them the perms

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>>48952095
Oh OH I hope they do that again! I loved that stream so much, it would be a nice throwback to the beginnings of Shiny Spicy ;-;

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I had a dream where I was in EN3 and collabed with Nowa, Aniki and Hakka. Then I came here to egolurk and it turned into a nightmare.

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>>48952117
normal peaceful dreams are always better than constant nightmares

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>>48951889
i hate you do you know how long ive been trying to manifest dreams of being trapped in a tight space with nowa

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>>48951662
70 dollarinos for a DLC. Cover better cover that.

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Is Vesper a homosexual?

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>>48952436
They have pretty much all Nintendo perms with a bit of autism here and there (like no membership)

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>>48952325
>>48952284
>>48952444
He said he was thinking about that during his "ASMR" stream but seemed to be having second thoughts later on because he was worried about spoilers. Could probably be convinced to call for part of it though, since Altare is going to do 24 hours.

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>>48952095
>>48952325
Don't get too excited about it, I think Leader would like to play by himself.

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>>48952447
KEK, get out of here dumbass

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https://files.catbox.moe/7dpgwx.png

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>>48952690
Eh, I'm sure he'd like to start it by himself, but I don't think he'd be against playing an hour or two on call with Axel out of the 24.

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>>48952447
>egolurking even in your dreams
How bad is your self esteem kek

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>>48950548
not so fast sister TToTT

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>>48952813

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>>48950683

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>>48952813
no i don't but i love his whore ass so it's okay BLESS 4MILKS FOREVER

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>>48952933
>fake dingo
>>48952934
>real dingo

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>>48952838
Oh yeah, eventually for sure, specially because the game is very open and you won't be getting too much lore or story for most of the gameplay, but I think for the first few hours he'll want to absorb the game.

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>>48952933
>>48952934
dibngo..

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>>48950590
I've only had one which had me wake up in a cold sweat.
>Get into Tempus 2 (This was before VG)
>Axel finally coming flying over for offcollab with Vesper
>I want in since I lived fairly close
>During this time me and Vesper want to show Axel some real Americana so we take him out to the woods to go shooting
>Dumb dingo being dumb dingo accidentally rerolls
>Me and Vesper are freaking the fuck out until he says let's just bury him and not say a word
>Go along with this plan
>We have a Collab stream later that night
>Chat asks where's Axel
>Vesper in the most sincere tone goes "He went the way of Old Yeller"
>Chat erupts in a series of lols and emojis
>Expect for a single message from Axel's account that said "x"
>Wake up in a cold sweat

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>>48953015
sister, what the fuck

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>>48952447
Don't worry anon, I once had a dream I argued with someone /here/ and I got so mad I woke up just in time to bake the next thread

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>>48953165
anon thats fucking hilarious forgive me for laughing but holy kek

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>>48953015
Too bad we dont have a horror writeanon, this has potential.

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>>48953165
KEK

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>>48953015
>Expect for a single message from Axel's account that said "x"
Kowai

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>>48953165
I had more than a share of dreams where I just checked how things were going here on /mans/

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>>48952792
>>48952864
I haven't even gotten to the nightmare part yet. Suddenly you guys managed to doxx me despite having zero internet footprint or a social media. Then you assholes found an embarassing pic of me in glasses, I'm a barely approachable 6/10 without them total rebound guy, but with my glasses? Forget it I'm soijak. It was such a horrible ordeal it spread across the rest of the community from twitter to 'cord circles. Somehow Vesper my mancrush and the sole reason I would ever do Vtubing gig found out and was like, "Yeah, nah. I don't think I'll be able to make it for our 1-on-1 sorry yeah sorry." I wanted to rope immediatly after I woke up in a cold sweat. Let's just say I deleted my application draft the next day.

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idk about this dream talk but I want Shinri and Vesper to worship Altare

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>>48953444
jesus christ anon

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Controversial opinion but riptare should have sex that turns from awkward and dry to the sweatiest, nastiest fucking imaginable and rpr should make Altare cry so loud the entire guild can hear it

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Last night I had a dream where Axel and I had shotguns and we walked around killing innocent people for no reason. I didn't even enjoy it at all, I just knew that I had to do it. Several of them screamed, ran, or tried to fight back, but they all died in the end. It was pretty messed up, especially considering it's not the first time I've had that same dream.

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>>48953741
This but rpr is the one doing the crying

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>>48953444
Man, anon, sounds like you must have been really hurt in the past to come up with something like that. I'm not denying that people can be that awful, but that's pretty much the worst of worst case scenarios. You shouldn't have give up your dream just like that, as long as you have a working body you still have the chance to work on the parts of yourself that you don't like if they scare you that much. After all, doxxing may happen but the average viewer only cares about their oshi's avatar and personality at the end of the day. I hope you get the courage to pick up that application again brother

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>>48953741
This but Kobo with a strap on

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>>48954056
>Spoiler

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HAKKA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59kWTIZC2v4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59kWTIZC2v4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59kWTIZC2v4

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For once I will watch a Hakka stream.
>>48953165
Rent free.

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I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! Axel's so cool man, or ok cool isn't exactly the right word here, but hmm, AH! Words fail me now, he just has this specific light to him sometimes- this is in reference to his menshi last night (no spoilers)! I just like hearing his thoughts on things, everyone calls him stupid, and so does he himself, but he's got this mindset about him that puts him apart from people. Maybe not book smarts, but Axel's very emotionally intelligent and has a lot of unexpected wisdom about him- it's nice! He worked hard to become who he is today, and that's just amazing, it's a huge undertaking to keep trying to better yourself. I have nothing but respect for him. I'm glad that he's called aniki too, he really does feel like the big brother I never knew I wished mine was. Teasing us about something or other at one moment, and then the next he's got some learned advice spilling out of his mouth. Man, I love this guy for real, yo. It feels nice listening to him. Ah, but enough about that!!! I wanna be excited for everything this guys excited about! The Kickback cover is looming ever closer, and I swear I'll be writing up a whole paragraph, or two, or three, on just that!!! I love Kickback and I've always thought it'd be perfect for him! And I adore hearing him gush and praise it, Axel's always hard on himself to produce the best he can, so when he gets like this I know that he's just insanely proud of himself!!! Good!!! And then debut anniversary is soon- that's insane. I have no real wishes for what happens then, but I hope that whatever it is- Axel has fun! I'm just excited! I hope he has fun playing the new Zelda soon too, he seems to be looking forwards to that! But anyway- I'll always be supporting this guy and wishing him nothing but the best in all that he does. I hope that he's always beloved and has the support he needs in whatever situation. Eat and sleep well, and stay happy and healthy Axel!!!! Eat some soup!!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>48953593
>>48953741
INCREDIBLY BASED YOU TWO

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>>48953915
No, Altare is a little bitch that whines like a whore even when he is on top

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>>48953741
>altare crying like a bitch while he gets fucked
sex.

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>>48953444
didn't read the preface that this was from a dream and thought that tempus member schizo was back, holy fucking shit i'm dying laughing

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>>48953741
Hmm yes Controversial but agreed

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Sisters, there's a stream going on right now. Please hold your horny posts until dead hours

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>>48954589
I'm on my detox period and watching ALGS+NBA

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>>48953444
what kind of nightmare is this? I just have dreams where I die or get fatally hurt

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>>48953769
fucked up dream

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i like to do mindless timed gesture drawings whenever hakka streams and i have no clue why. dont feel the urge to work on anything else but gesture drawings

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>>48954628
Axel don't add a third thing man

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Shinri cute~

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Hakka is so earnest, the ending is gonna break him.

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HAKKA MOANING AND TALKING SEDUCTIVELY LIKE A WHORE I LOVE THIS STREAM

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>>48954199
LOVE FOREVER his "asmr" stream was all over the place but it was really nice seeing him chill and get real with us! he's such a good dingo

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I think it's official. Hakka and Axel are my tempus oshis. I debated on magni and shinri but the other two win for me

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Instead of Rust a Holostars Zomboid would make way more sense.

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>>48954628
fuck i just saw axel's tweet, i thought na didn't play today

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>>48955263
ask nowa to make one

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>>48955263
i need it

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I am almost positive that there's a random chance of Ame forcing the player to have sex with her. I wish that happened while Vesper was playing NGO just to see how much he'd freak out.

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>>48952621
Probably but I think everyone’s just accepted it doesn’t matter at this point

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>>48955023
OH THAT'S SO CUTE!!! You drew Axel so happy here man! His smile radiates joy- I love this. I love YOU!!! It was a little all over, but that's the charm of it, I think! It's like a late night around a campfire talk! Comfy. He's just the sweetest guy man. And now you too, are the sweetest, come here and get a kiss!!! CHU CHUU~!
Maybe I should draw a axelotl Chu for these...

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>TSB mention on the biggest ALGS watchalong

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>>48953015
>single message from axels account that said “x”
KEK

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>>48955544
I was expecting her to just jump on his bones. probably would have happened if he didnt make her use the tinder app to get those needs met

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>>48955583
cute

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I love Axel I love Axel I love Axel I love Axel
I love Axel I love Axel I love Axel I love Axel
I love Axel I love Axel I love Axel I love Axel

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I want Hakka to manage me too TvT

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>>48955583
the way he said TSB's chant in the most deadpan voice was hilarious

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I think Magni playing GTA3 would be pretty fun.
It has italians, latinos, japs, bdsm and the game is kinda wonky with its difficulty so there would be a lot of screams and seething

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>>48955958
That's just how he plays Story of Seasons though

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machiroons watch along in 15 mins btw

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>>48955958
So you just want Magni to be stereotypically racist to the other ethnicity

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>>48956432
Yes.

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>>48956432
Look, he'll have some excuse. I also forgot about the chinks and the niggas

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>>48956432
That's just regular Magni thougg

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Do you think Magni has a fetish where he wants to be dominated by a Black or White or maybe mixed woman and called racist slurs in bed? Asking for a friend

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>>48956818
Sister, please, there's a stream going on

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sisters dont watch streams

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>>48956818
I do not care, let's watch Hakka's stream together instead

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>>48957052
Why is it so smol?

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>>48957117
I'm multitasking and have two streams open at the same time

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i fucking love AU art

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>>48957303
>Only tall when he embraces the demon inside of him

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Flayon's membership watchalong is live btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob8QN8zPNEc

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FLAY ON THE MENSHI TELLY

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>>48956818
He did, but then he got over Vesper.

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Bets on whether Hakka gets the "left on read" ending first?

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I miss Magni how long is the break for

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Ive seen this lovie before so Im just gonna make popcorn half way through...I love flay but I can't trust him enough to have hot popcorn standing by....

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>>48952526
Come on, it was a good pun ...

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>>48957700
Until you miss him enough to watch him play fortnite every single night

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>>48957700
2 weeks, some rrats say he got stealth suspended

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>>48957303
This is sick, source?

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>>48951662
Does this one have master mode in it from the get go...prob not....
>>48957782
For what even lol? Mags a good boy....

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Hakka and Ame playing twister on the bed...

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>stealth suspension in holo
wow VG really did bring in the Niji audience did they

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>>48957782
no...

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>>48957821
some behind the scene stuff, it's hard to know

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>>48957821
Too horny for too long

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>>48957700
He said he'd probably be back mid next week.

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>>48957772
As if I wasn't already doing that all along

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I did it again

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>>48957843
This has been the case ever since Nijisanji aligned artists started drawing Tempus members (mostly Bettel) more often.

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>magmites are more likely to believe in stealth suspension rrats over him being depressed and a workaholic that wont pace himself properly until its too late

[Anonymous No.]

>>48957782
two weeks? i thought it was just one

[Anonymous No.]

>>48957804
https://twitter.com/lamp_after_dark/status/1654371779165519872?s=20

[Anonymous No.]

>>48958045
What if both?

[Anonymous No.]

luv me husband
never seen this movie before, hope it isn't complete shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>48957957
anon you have to remember we have actual autists around kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>48958045
Not a magmite but
Hmm? tNo no, I just wanna wring him dry for that yummy content...if its "too late" then oh well....

[Anonymous No.]

Magni is out 2 weeks depleting the semen supply of every man he finds

[Anonymous No.]

>>48958146
I still laugh remembering of anons seething at "lilypichu is joining Leader"

[Anonymous No.]

>>48957580
>Vesper
>dominating anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>48958127
Enjoy the movie anon!
It need two watches for the full effect but the first it a fun ride hope you enjoy it!

[Anonymous No.]

oh flay... :(

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Hakka has experience dealing with real menhera bitches

[Anonymous No.]

>>48958259
I've heard it hits harder if you're asian, so I'm curious about his reaction

[Anonymous No.]

>>48958310
Ah yeah yeah, I remember watching it with Kronii too but...pretty sure Flay has had a much harsher childhood than her

[Anonymous No.]

>>48958259
Once is enough if you have any awareness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48958391
Yeah, she also has the menhera korean buff

[Anonymous No.]

>>48958391
It's pretty confirmed at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>48955583
What did they say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48958278
Everyone has had to deal with menhera at one point of their life or another, no exceptions Not even being a menhera themselves will save someone from that fate

[Anonymous No.]

>>48957782
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>48957957
kek anon you have to have to know people here will believe anything and spread it as far as possible

[Anonymous No.]

Is my connection being a fuck or is Shinri's game lagging?

[Anonymous No.]

>Thought he was going to get Normie Life first
>Chat backseats him into avoiding it

[Anonymous No.]

>>48957782
Magni of all boys? Nice joke. He's been stressed a lot if you watch his recent streams. Honestly, a break would be good for him. Hope he enjoys his gacha game and comes back happier

[Anonymous No.]

>>48958481
He read the tsb chant and made a quick comment abut tsb. here's the timestamp https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1813906304?t=07h51m32s

[Anonymous No.]

>>48958419
I didnt "not understand" it the first time, it was just also satisfying the second time around (watched it with my mother) to appreciate a lot of the minor details.
>>48958465
>>48958470
Yeah, she def has family issues via memebr streams but its extended, like, crazy uncle or whatever, not parents like flay

[Anonymous No.]

>>48958045
/mans/sisters are retarded don't watch him, whats new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48958594
I hate chat with games like this
Real happy Axel just did whatever the fuck he wanted in his playthrough lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>48958419
Yeah, I didn't find it particularly difficult to process, so I have no idea why people are saying you need to watch it twice

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka calling Bettel normal...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48957303
>bride?
Yeah, mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>48958663
i need to take flay into my family and give him the loving memories he deserves!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48957782
Bait, he even said he might be back by next week. It's clear that Magni was close to getting burn out so he probably want to take a small break before it reach that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>Bettel is the healthiest human Hakka's ever seen
Nigger what

[Anonymous No.]

>>48958734
I guess I only said that because I HATE rewatching stuff, but this was the one movie that I enjoyed watching a second time
>>48958790
Good luck Machiroon! My rival....

[Anonymous No.]

>>48958798
Hakka wants to be tiny and frail like bettel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48958798
i'd rather trust the words of Hakka than Bettel sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>48958798
Hakka has to be a fat fuck if he thinks Bettel is healthy

[Anonymous No.]

so much chink i can't multitask when i have to read subtitles aiya...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48958798
Bettel plays up his I'm SuCh a DisAster xD bit a lot, most of it is just kayfabe

[Anonymous No.]

this hoe can't fish

[Anonymous No.]

rrat: Vesper was recording a cover of the Needy Streamer song and planned to release it for his birthday, but due to issues and his complete unwillingless to re-record his own projects it's stalled for months[/spider]

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959108
yes, i'm aware because i'm not a tard

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959108
Poor boy is just trying to fit in

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959177
Vesper is never going to do his singing reps huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>48958889
you're super cute anon i can't rival you, but since you insist...may the best on win his heart!

[Anonymous No.]

The one thing Flayon actually needs big correction on is
His ability to sync movie times

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959284
i’m fully aware it’s just kayfabe but find him trying so hard to be a quirky disaster boy kind of endearing because he’s just a normal guy compared to the other freaks of tempus

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959293
he sings in my bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959320
There's at least 4 flayumes itt, may the strongest survive and get marriage privileges

[Anonymous No.]

tisker

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959433
I mean who doesn't like singing in their bed? I do it all the time because I like hearing my own voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959320
You too anon
>>48959454
Fight as hard as possible
For the true end Machi-harem perhaps...four is the perfect number desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959454
w-why can't we be sister wives?

[Anonymous No.]

Nobody in HQ is currently taking vocal lessons so don't give Nowa shit, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959622
Sensitive Vestie, I...

[Anonymous No.]

chances of flayon breaking down live on stream?

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka says no to drugs wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959622
Axel???

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959622
Shinri said he plans to before his second song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959689
Low
didn't he have more dad issues anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959584
muslim flay israel

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959454
I also desire to be with him

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959705
he would have said nowa oji

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959748
oh god, more muslim edits i love it, what does it say

[Anonymous No.]

i miss vesper

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959706
>hq

[Anonymous No.]

99 minutes in. Hakka has apparently been to the states

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959622
>Nobody in HQ is currently taking vocal lessons
wrong

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, Official Machi-wife Or Wife(male) polling sign-up. How many do we actually have here...
Also, does seem like Flay is starting to relate a bit to some parts of the movie already

[Anonymous No.]

you guys should probably be watching and discussing the streams that are currently on. I didnt even know Shinri was streaming right now until checking

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959959
One here

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959622
Magni...
Axel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959969
VGSisters prefer to talk in chat than /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959959
another one here currently struggling to sync the movie

[Anonymous No.]

hakkitos stop crying

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959994
Anon said CURRENTLY and Magni hasn't been visiting his vocal coach for months. I can only assume he'll take lessons again when he becomes less busy with whatever he's doing behind the scenes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959969
i cant keep up with shinris stamina hes too much of a streaming monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959994
>Magni
He said during one of his last streams that he hasn't been doing his vocal lessons for quite a while now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959994
Magni and Axel are not taking classes right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959969
shinri rarely gets a telly post /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959994
either you dont watch streams or you cant read

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959959
Me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959969
Nobody tellyposted

[Anonymous No.]

>>48960193
Are koipanions the less /here/ fanbase?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48960193
>>48960246
a shame. I understand if people dont discuss his streams here but the least VG sisters could do is a telly post for the guy since most koipanions arent /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>48960314
Think vg brother should take up the mantle for once

[Anonymous No.]

...hakka's cutting a bitch's wrists on stream uncensored lol

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka cutting Ame's arms....hidoi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48960364
>vg brother
no such thing

[Anonymous No.]

so both Hakka and Vesper got the arm cutting scene. Did Axel get that too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48960281
yeah i miss the kaomoji yume
>>48960314
i can't watch shinri but since i memorize tempus' schedule i guess i could do it anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>48960405
There's one

[Anonymous No.]

>>48960405
>she doesn't know about the tribute or the holoexpo machiroons

[Anonymous No.]

>>48960405
say that again buddy kinda cute he's still around flay's streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959959
me

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959959
i want to be his dad, i will chaperone

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka thinks of us whenever he looks at his silver play button awwwwwww

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>48960555
it shocks me that this male exists

[Anonymous No.]

>>48960667
That's adorable, are Hakka and Axel the only ones that have their play button?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959993
>>48960065
>>48960238
Yummy. The quad-machi-sister-wives pact is formed.
Hang in there synching MachiWife number 3~
>>48960576
Oh my...a fifth one? Hmm... good art so I SUPPOSE you could fit in there somewhere...
>>48960578
Based. Much needed machi-dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>48960555
i need to fuck him give me a sign you're single.......

[Anonymous No.]

mane chan swooping in

[Anonymous No.]

>>48960798
Glad to be a member of the quad

[Anonymous No.]

>>48960738
Maybe Vesper? The rest are in Japan

[Anonymous No.]

ISP HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>48960555
what if this guy was tribute anon and he got tributed? Circle of cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>48960885
Vesper probably wouldve said he got it during a zatsu

[Anonymous No.]

I miss leader, this has been a long weekend

[Anonymous No.]

>>48960914
already checked, the voices aren't the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48960980
what if it was the bald machiroon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48960980
>already checked

[Anonymous No.]

>>48961025
considered that, possible but not probable they sounded very different too

[Anonymous No.]

TOLD YOU TO IGNORE W*MEN YOU BIRDBRAINED SPIC

[Anonymous No.]

>>48960959
He'll be back soon altventurer be strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>48960798
can i be machiwife 2? also this very halal harem is coming together nicely

[Anonymous No.]

>>48959064
Well uhhhh about that

[Anonymous No.]

>Keeps breaking his streaming streak
It's so over

[Anonymous No.]

>>48960959
i miss him so much god

[Anonymous No.]

>>48961290
Sure.
Machiwife 1 gets the lap seat, 2 and 3 get the arms, and 4 gets to hug from behind.
That AltMachi gets to be...a footrest most of the time I suppose~
>>48960667
Jeez thats precious

[Anonymous No.]

KAMEN RIDER MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

>your (br)oshi
>what do you think of shinri’s stream so far?

[Anonymous No.]

>let's go to /st/

[Anonymous No.]

>>48961749
I responded first so I guess i'm Machiroon wife 1!
His fit nice lap~

[Anonymous No.]

>>48962162
It was my post anon... Im one... Spots can be shared occasionally ofc~
two and three are interchangeable so don't worry~

[Anonymous No.]

>>48961896
>tempus
>he's the only one I trust with story and lore-heavy games

[Anonymous No.]

Hakkitos getting lobotomized?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48961896
>besper
>subnautica is fun makes me want to play

[Anonymous No.]

my isp is fucking me in the ass and i missed all the parts where they explained what was going on...

[Anonymous No.]

Hakkito. Will (YOU) be in line for the lobotomy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48962387
Subnautinca is VERY fun
i recommend playing it before his stream spoils too much!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48962308
Then we must fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>48962162
>>48962308
>>48962489
ladies, ladies, you're both beautiful and we'll all get our turns with Flay
if anything he's more likely to have orgies with us so let's just CHILL

[Anonymous No.]

>bettelions are sweet people, the bird says

[Anonymous No.]

>>48962387
I also recommend it, exploring the different biomes is fun and it's very interesting to learn about the lore. It also tickles your building autism with the base building

[Anonymous No.]

>>48962602
If we are claiming spots then yes we must fight. I will have the lap

[Anonymous No.]

>john tidder

[Anonymous No.]

>>48962740
L-look at this smile! We mustn't fight it would make our husband sad!

[Anonymous No.]

why did flayon say that

[Anonymous No.]

>>48962740
You can have the lap most of the time, its okay.
Its just my spot for official occurrences like a photo or such

[Anonymous No.]

>>48962451
ive already watched a full playthrough before so nothing to spoil, i just suck at surviving in games like this so im worried it will be a waste of money kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>48962936
no meds

[Anonymous No.]

Normie Ame AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

please spoil me is the "i love you" thing because asian people have a very hard time expressing their emotions?

[Anonymous No.]

normie end for hakkangel. he really fixed her

[Anonymous No.]

HE FIXED HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>48963084
What a beautiful moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48962990
Ah ah, very fair. Give it a go! Subnatica is pretty forgiving as far as they go~
>>48962740
Also nice Flay pic anon, don't think I've seen that one before...and...I don't wanna fight...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48963084
I see a lot of "I love you"s in hentais.

[Anonymous No.]

getting dickslapped... reminds me of golden kamuy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48962897
i don't believe so. With how much he enjoys fighting us I think he wouldn't mind if we fought for a bit. After all he doesn't mind watching us fight in Fighting game Flaydays
>>48962985
Hmmmm. You make an enticing offer. But if I didn't fight for what I want I wouldn't deserve Flay

[Anonymous No.]

>>48962897
>>48962985
Btw I'm not really trying to fight. I'm just having a little fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>48963287
B-but I can't fight! But I do know how to wrestle, shall we organize a gladiator-style wrestling competition to decide who gets to cuddle him tonight?
>>48963673
I know, just having a heeheehaha

[Anonymous No.]

gorira on tinder uoh

[Anonymous No.]

>shinri having a difficult time finding the opening to the aurora
just like me fr fr

[Anonymous No.]

>>48963287
Okay anon, sure. Only because Im a doormat....scratch the numbers, all machiwives are equal...
>>48963673
mhmm, this is just some good fun.
>>48963084
(this is just from personal experience, im not asian myself but)
I think it might be like..the implications of it?
Like if you Love them, then its like starting the domino effect of "Love to Get married to HAVE KIDS to repeat cycle quick quick"

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka's/Axel's girlfriend lives like this?

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like I'm having a stroke watching this movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>48963920
Cute doormat anon. As Lap Machiroon i'll make sure you get a lot of love too
>>48963795
>shall we organize a gladiator-style wrestling competition to decide who gets to cuddle him tonight?
Then let it be held! We will wrestle to determine cuddle rights.
Gladiator wrestling huh? i recall ancient gladiators fought nude. Should we observe that tradition? i wouldn't mind

[Anonymous No.]

HAKKITO HAGS ARE WINNING

[Anonymous No.]

>>48963954
Damn, bitch, you live like this?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>48963954
I never understand how jp girls like dressing up in jirai kei

[Anonymous No.]

>>48963994
Damn that pic has big energy. I never stood a chance...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48964448
It's cute, next question

[Anonymous No.]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>48963994
>Should we observe that tradition
Of course, we have to give our husband a good show. The last one to give up from exhaustion will be the winner!

[Anonymous No.]

Menhera Prime End

[Anonymous No.]

63k tourists are watching Kangel have a mental breakdown on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>48964597
Then may the best machiroon win! Though the winner may need to take a bath afterwards. Unless Flay likes sweaty nude machiroons

[Anonymous No.]

>>48964707
I would too tbdesu

[Anonymous No.]

>Think the trophies look like buttplugs
>Later is actually a plot point
Holy kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>48964844
I thought that was his dick flopping around kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>48964844
That one is one of the more obvious ones but like, almost all of the little background things come up as relevant later
Like the pizza sign spinner guy they drove by on the way to the IRS office at first

[Anonymous No.]

>>48964960
I have been noticing, I just didn't expect that specifically

[Anonymous No.]

>>48965030
ah kay.
Yeah its fun!

[Anonymous No.]

There's something about those sausage fingers that makes me want to bite on them

[Anonymous No.]

>one milly
Something aew will never have

[Anonymous No.]

having so few blue boy streams recently that im getting used to not watching them... am i ngmi bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>48965448
He'll get back to his groove in to time, I believe

[Anonymous No.]

This movie is fucking with my brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>48965448
He warned us that he was trying to stream less, but he is still gonna stream enough, just needs to adjust again. Remember we have a 24 hour stream soon

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1655409246043877378

[Anonymous No.]

>>48965814
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>48965814
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>48965814
hakkitos are nasty wtf lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>48965448
he did say he was traveling in april and may, i think he’ll be back into the groove soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>48965814
Le hakkagaron as este guey

[Anonymous No.]

>>48965448
It should be back to normal after this current break. Plus we have karaoke and Zelda this week. I wish he could prioritise his membership streams though we get nothing these days

[Anonymous No.]

This asian milf kinda wildin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>48965814
My guy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48966062
We should get the slime ASMR this week or the next one if I remember correctly

[Anonymous No.]

RETURN TO ROCK

[Anonymous No.]

Flay's shields are on and it's distracting me when they spin in the corner

[Anonymous No.]

>>48966062
Altare and Magni have the most consistent menshi streams though

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka might get the Nerdy Girl Overload ending.
>Axel got Nerdy Girl Overload (500k-999k followers,<80 affection) followed by Utopian Parody (Same except >80 affection)
>Vesper got (Un)happy End World (1 million followers, >80 affection, <80 mental darkness, No stress cap increase)
>Shien got Utopian Parody
>Temma got Labor is Evil (>500k followers, >60 affection, <60 mental darkness)
>Gamma got Nerdy Girl Overload
Aruran and Astel didn't even make it to day 20...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48966210
AND STONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>48966156
Yeah, I wanted guitar though since I don't like ASMR. The streams just keep getting cancelled since there's been so much going on for him. But it's better than nothing, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

ha ha ha ha

[Anonymous No.]

I miss maguni

[Anonymous No.]

>>48966323
YEAAAAH!
ROCK AND STONE!
TO THE BONE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48966322
Also apparently you default to Nerdy Girl Overload if you reach 1mill but break the stress cap which is what happened to Gamma

[Anonymous No.]

>>48966365

[Anonymous No.]

>>48966345
one stream was cancelled, bro. he was on vacation before that.

[Anonymous No.]

I've noticed Tempus doesn't have that much new game to play (aside from Dead Cells, Kairosoft games and miscellaneous horror games by Shinri). What's up with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48966530
golden week

[Anonymous No.]

that got to me fuck

[Anonymous No.]

my eyes are leaking fuck this movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>48966479
deserved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48966741
>>48966786
Same....that one spot right there of just, what could have been

[Anonymous No.]

>>48966605
Oh yeah I forgot

[Anonymous No.]

schedules fucking doko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48966873
I'm still recovering from a breakup and I sit here wondering what could've been, this film pretty much illustrates thatmoment perfectly

[Anonymous No.]

>>48967051
Same anon, thought the same thing at that point... hang in there~

[Anonymous No.]

Nevermind, its probably going to be the Catastrophe or Labor is Evil ending.