/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Subaru currently at the doctor's because she's recently been experiencing chest pains amd shortness of breath.

https://twitter.com/oozorasubaru/status/1655051607468560386

Hope it's nothing too serious.

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>Sudden chest pain and shortness of breath
She is gonna Die Suddenly.

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>>48908490
Sorry, I was too rough with her in bed.

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>>48908490
>Shortness of breath is common during pregnancy. The size of your womb and the position of your baby can make it hard for your lungs to expand. The extra weight of the baby you are carrying can also make you feel short of breath.

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>>48908490
for newfags, she had heart problem when she was younger.

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>>48908490
Stealth suspended

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>>48908657
>believing a liar
i'm sure you also believe that her house got burned down too, cuck

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>people still psych themselves up and believe their condition to be much worse than it is when they get the common cold because of the massively successful global WEF psyop of 2020

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>>48908722

i believe her.

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>chest pains and shortness of breath.
someone probably had poisoned her food with cyanide

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>>48908490
Whats wrong with Yagoo and hiring mentally ill physically frail women

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>>48908757
I always enlarge that image and kiss my screen whenever someone posts that Wamy pic.

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>>48908722
>believing a nijifag
why you sound like your opinion matter, it doesn't.

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>>48908490
Did she get the mRNA gene therapy shot labeled as a 'vaccine '?

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She's one of the few who can't get vaccinated for existing health reasons.

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>>48908837
Easier to rape

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>>48908884

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>>48908721
*look at her company* whew it's not Nijisanji.

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Lapu gave her coof during sex

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>>48909166
kek

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>>48908490
Another one Laplus victim?

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>>48908722
so truuuu nijisister!

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>>48908490
Another victim of climate change, this is why we need a carbon foot print tax

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>>48908490
>so please take a break from today's broadcast! sorry! nice to meet you! !

How does she even know that I stream if we just met? Japanese people are so weird.

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>>48908631
Can confirm. She has a very spacious womb. I am inside her womb right now. Developing as a fetus.

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>Subaru is sick
>Her mother, her mother's wife and her sister are having an offcollab
Subaru truly is the Ugly Duckling of Hololive...

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>>48908535
Its fine, i have that for 5 years now.

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Doesn't she have heart issues or some shit?

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>>48910560
Yeah, she has a hole in her heart.

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>>48910560
She does. She wasn't even supposed to live to her teens, but now she's one of the most energetic Holos. Amazing, isn't it?

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>>48910584
A surprisingly common defect

Most people don't even notice because it closes on its own. If it was large they would have operated on her as an infant

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I don't know why you guys are speculating. With those symptoms it could be literally nothing or life-threatening. Just wait and see.

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>>48910891
Yeah she's said she's had to deal with it since she was born.

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>>48908722
I believe her, cuck.
Never felt Subaru was dishonest with anything, especially on this level of severity. There's things you can lie about to sell your character to your audience - Watame's family problems and Subaru's house situation aren't one of them.

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>>48910891
She said she spent a lot of her childhood in the Hospital, her oshi mark is an ambulance...
>>48911429
Yeah just like she "destroyed" Okayus Couch. Probably just let something too long on the stove and made the kitchen smelly.

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>>48908722
JPs never lie

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>>48908953
All of them did. Its just a matter of time until they all go invalid.
Thats why gura doesnt stream anymore. Shes antivax but cover made her get it

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>>48908490
Its all Watame's fault.

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>>48912688
Watame is the CEO of Pfizer?

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>>48912826
Why do you think she never took the jab?

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>>48908490
look, she communicates with her fans and talks about her health in clear statements. love shuba.

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>>48912847
I thought it was because they couldn't find flesh, just fluff.

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>>48912847
Holy shit it all makes sense now.

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>>48908837
there's a lot of them on the internet.

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>>48910560
>>48910779
>>48911254
She has a convenient made up disease that help her to take a break everytime she feels lazy without losing paypig's sympathy

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>>48913960
When's the last time she took a break though? The girl literally never stops streaming

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If laplus spread the coof she got from all the eceleb offpakos she went to she will be anti’d to oblivion. It seems suisei and miko also have throat issues and they were in direct or indirect contact with laplus, subaru just like subaru. I think Towa and Aqua are at risk too.

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>>48908490
aw fuck

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>>48908757
>>48908953
>>48909400
>>48912826
>>48912847
>>48913189
>>>/pol/
>>>/out/
>>>/kys/

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>>48909707
>Can confirm. She has a very spacious womb. I am inside her womb right now. Developing as a fetus.
You need to be at least 18 years old to post on 4chan, reporting for being underage

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>>48913960
Out of all in Hololive calling Subaru lazy? she is a fucking liar but she is not lazy. She got a strict schedule and only took what? 3 weeks off in the last 2 years.

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>>48908757
Aren't Japanese colds relatively severe, even before 2020?

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>>48908490
>She sensed the disturbance in the force
Gundou is terminated

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>>48914227
Based

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>>48908490
fuck the duck until healed

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>>48910891
>Most people don't even notice because it closes on its own.
I used to think this was bullshit and was shit scared of suddenly dying when I was growing up because I had some minor leakage in the valve when I was 6, and the doctor said it'd close on its own by the time I turn 18. Got an echo done last year, and it's perfectly normal now that I'm 23.

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>>48908757
Basado

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>>48908722
Having been dragged through Japan a few times as a kid I'd believe it. They're incredibly dangerous cooks, lighter fluid on stoves, hand flint strikers for gas rings etc.

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>>48908490
#prayforAjimaru

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Man, Google Translate still hasn't caught up with DeepL huh?

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>>48914227
>>48914447
You would think pfizer would spend their marketing money on something better than having fat autists defend them /here/ but we live in clown world.

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>>48909853
Nigga lose weight.

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>>48914292
Why do people keep calling subaru a liar? Did she embezzle tax money?

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Shouldn't have gotten the jab however many times she did. But she will be remembered as a martyr.

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>>48908722
all those traditional Japanese buildings are built out of wood and paper. I'm surprised they don't burn down more often.

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>>48918709
She often embellishes stories she tells about her and other holos. Other holos, such as Okayu, has called her out before for exaggerating her stories to the point parts of them become a straight up lie.
Then there's a schizo saying she's lied about everything she's ever said, like her house fire etc. I don't know the extent of that though nor do I care enough about it to find out.

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>>48908757
she has a fucking hole in her heart

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>>48908490
remember to send akas when she streams again

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>>48919016
The Japanese house's natural predator, the B-29, is critically endangered these days, there's only a few breeding pairs left in the wild. If they ever manage to make a comeback then house fires will once again be more common as Japan returns to its natural cycle.

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>>48918466
DeepL is better about 80% of the time but sometimes it completely shits the bed and on those rare occasions Google Translate is better.

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>>48919494
>to the point parts of them become a straight up lie.
Post sauce or forever be labelled the faggot you are and suck dicks for eternity

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>>48919494
There is also her getting called out about reading aircomments, as in she straight up makes up comments. For the other Stuff it would take PL information that got found out after she doxxed herself.

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>>48908490
>in my left breast
hot

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>>48920334
DeepL doesn't provide romanji, heck i could work with hiragana just tell me how that kanji is pronounced.

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>>48918466
>>48920334
Using ChatGPT as a translator is miles better than the both of them anyway.

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>>48920573
just get yomichan

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I'm the baby

[Anonymous No.]

bros it's Holover...

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I'm sorry my dick reached her heart. I'll stop pushing the base inch.

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>>48908490
nigga you worship someone called Impreza
lmao virtual jutubers have rapper names

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>>48908997
she never got the jab?

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Prayers up for Shuba

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>>48920472
Nobody ever makes seriously is offended by Jerma when he does that.

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>>48914161
Why are you blaming laplus? You morons dont know how viruses work don't you? She couldve gotten it anywhere since parts of the world are starting to have outbreaks again. They couldve gotten it from someone else. Lots of probable scenarios.

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>>48920472
That's literally just being a good streamer.

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>>48919494
Man 4chan and their conspiracy stories.

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>>48908631
Yeah mine
>>48909707
Get off 4chan my child, this place is not for you.

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>>48908490
Those excuses get more creative.
What was the most ridiculous sick day you took, /vt/?

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>>48923908
It's not, it's really not. Can't get a punchline without faking reading a comment? She is better than that.

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>>48923844
If they get infected by any other holomem nobody would say anything but if the root cause is laplus she will get anti’d hard because she’s not exactly loved or respected outside of her zoomer fans.
Also
>why are you blaming laplus?
You need reading comprehension reps asap. I only said she will get anti’d. No less no more.

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>>48923908
Literally how? It shows that she can't react to what her chat is saying which is the complete opposite of a good streamer.

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>>48912847
Is there a list of jabbed holos?

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>>48924509
they're all jabbed

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>>48924565
Enjoy it while you can.

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>>48924509
All the JPs are. Mandator to do recordings or a 3D live. I think people just assume Subaru isn't because of her hearth thingy but i haven't seen her deny it. Any Holo visiting japan the last 2 years. All of ID, apparently they went full nazi and you have to install an local app and flash it every once in a while when you want to go somewhere.

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>>48908837
it's a delicate balance getting someone frail or ill enough to be interesting but not enough to be menhera and destroy themselves. It's not an exact science since you get a rushia every once in a while.

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>>48925341
at least now I won't have fantasies about marrying them, thanks

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>>48908722
You just believe random rrat eaters bs, you impressionable faggot nigger

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>>48908490
SAFE
AND
EFFECTIVE

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>>48926979
They're all jabbed. All japs are.
The curious thing is IRyS.
During her a space I noted a point where she was complaining about being ill and she said on something along the lines of taking the necessary precautions
>but I've been taking the iv- I've being doing everytjing and taking vitamins and I still got sick
but she interrupted herself.
Was she going to say Ivermectin?
Her sister is a doctor, whether she's just another unthinking mouthpiece for big pharma like most doctors, I don't know, but I assume IRyS has had at least one shot.
The rest you cab assume took two clotshots and some probably the boosters too.
Grim

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>>48908490
She’s lying. I wonder what she’s actually doing.

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>>48924534
mio hates vaccines

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This is textbook anxiety attack guys, come on.

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>>48908490
She took the vax
She's gonna die

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>>48927692
>The rest you cab assume took two clotshots and some probably the boosters too.
It always hurts me when I realize it. I know I should separate their roommates from their avatars, them having boyfriends, being jabbed, etc., has nothing to do with their content (unless they make it their content), but it still bugs me when I watch them and realize their roommates are probably jabbed. I guess it's the same problem unicorns have with their oshis dating people in the past. Hell, even I have this problem. I hate this whole vtubing thing.

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>>48927876
she doesn't have to worry, her fertility cannot get any worse anyway

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>>48908722
>believing schizo rrat
kek

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>>48908722
I never understood how people made the connection from basic roommate leaks to a negative proof. It's not like her entire life is documented, what's to say this didn't happen?

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>>48908722

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>>48908490
RIP

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>>48927692
You sound like a chink bug

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>>48908490
LA+ needs to get fired for this shit, it isn't funny anymore.

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>>48908490
Who gives a shit.

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>>48918758
She didn't get the jab /pol/chaama, that's why her situation might be critical.

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>>48908490
It could be immediate, post-prandial, upper-abdominal distention.

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>>48936426
No it couldnt asshole.

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>>48936426
>>48936627
"Americans vs their Doctors: The play"

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She and Hachama having serious health issues is very worrying

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>>48934249
>>48923146

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>>48934249
Seeing every /pol/fag blaming the vaccine for every single person in the last few years having health problems never stops being funny

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>>48936920
I can't hear them over the sound of my free 5G internet

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>>48940393
>free

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i hope she gets better. that stuff is scary to deal with

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>>48927876
>>48924534
Even Mio? I remember seeing some poorly translated Tweet of hers where she mocked the vaccine mandates.

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>>48940953
If translation was made by anyone /here/, it's probably wrong.

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>>48919494
>called her out before for exaggerating her stories to the point parts of them become a straight up lie
That's just Subaru being a woman. I picked same lying habits from my mother. Kinda makes you paranoid while you listen to other people but meh. Stories in a pure sense are told for two reasons: to educate and/or amuse someone. If your 100% real story fails to check at least something, this story is worthless. If manipulating facts will make it more educational or interesting, you have every moral right to switch things up a little bit.

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>>48941505
>you have every moral right to switch things up a little bit
Anon, there's a difference between "I burned my kitchen walls and wrecked my oven" and "my house burned down."

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>>48914314
That's just from being inbred because of island isolation

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how many more "two more weeks" do I have bros? maybe I should've trusted Dr Chud and the red stag prophecy...every day I live in fear of suddenly dying fr- pffffhahahaha couldn't keep that up any longer without laughing

imagine not trusting the science. imagine thinking that your shut-in faggot ass who is at precisely zero risk of getting COVID has any room to speak about policies that affect normal people living normal lives. just grow a pair and end it already so we don't have to listen to to your autistic screeching

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>>48909707
How's the Wifi reception in there?
Or did you run an ethernet cable in?

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>>48919494
I hate to tell you, but most online personalities do that. There are very few whose actual lives are anywhere near as interesting as the stories they tell, but they need something to talk about to keep the audience entertained.
Granted, some go too far and make it way too obvious that they're making shit up, but the worst offenders aren't Vtubers, so I'll just drop the subject.

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>>48914314
That's just in anime and dramas.

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>>48946539
retard

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>>48946539
based

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>>48947108
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
AHAHAHSHAAHAHAHAHAH

look at you, what a sniveling welp. That's the only reply you can make?

you'll die in your chair at age 43 and leave a permanent stain on it with your last breath expressing gratitude you never took the clot shot. thank God you didn't get that awful jab, otherwise you might have done something horrifying like make it to age 50

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>>48946539
Absolutely based. /pol/tards will do nothing but seethe at this.

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>>48927692
Irys has talked on stream about getting the booster. In fact, I think she's gotten 2 boosters.

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>>48946539
I fucking kneel.

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>>48908490
That is anxiety symptoms

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>>48946539
based, I got 5 jabs and I'm fine

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Pregnant

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>>48908490
>paragraph about a medical emergency
>"nice to meet you"

what

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>>48950450
google translate aint quite there yet

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>>48950450

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>>48946539
Imagine bragging to someone on the internet that you took three jabs of a drug that was rushed to market and doesn't even prevent you from getting sick. Now why don't you tell me all about how vaccines aren't supposed to prevent illness. Or just call me some buzzwords, whatever makes you feel better.

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>>48918466
>>48920334
>>48920588
Does people really skip their reps? You have 10 years, at this pace you are going to waste 10 more.

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>>48950253
Why stop at 5? Get 12 it'll keep you way safer

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>>48950621
You can't expect less of the holodrones, deadhead stupid that they are almost offensive.

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>>48913064
Gura...

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>>48950621
I only need one phrase to inflict the maximum damage possible, ready?

You were wrong.
That's it

You
Were
Wrong

You spent years of your life praying for vindication, hoping beyond all hope that your schizo delusions about everyone dropping dead from clots would prove you right and save you from an otherwise empty existence. You desperately needed to be right.

But you ended up being wrong.
Everything you believed about the vaccine, everything you thought was right about how harmful it was? Wrong.

You were wrong. And you'll never ever EVER forget that you were wrong.

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>>48946539
Yikes, not up to date.
I'm betting you don't have the other essential vaccine up to date either. Just a show off

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>>48908837
Yagoo? You mean Sakana

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>>48952202

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>>48952202
I say based but the reddit spacing also tells me you are a faggot

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>>48952202
Exceedingly cringe at your pride for being a human experiment. Reminder that most every other vaccine underwent trials for 5 to even 10 years, but here you are gloating not even halfway into the test.

If you like being a government dog so much go volunteer at Gitmo to test new torture methods next. I'm sure they'll appreciate your sacrifice.

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>>48909707
based womb rat lmao

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>>48927692
I remember something about Rushia not getting the jab because she was afraid of the side effect need confirmation for this

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>>48946539
>3 shots
>not even a based vaxxmaxxer
>just some "tv told me this many" cuck
Pathetic.

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>>48913960
Retard alert

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>>48927692
>The rest you cab assume took two clotshots and some probably the boosters too.
It was hard for me to accept, but yeah, it's most likely true. I'm pretty sure that's why Gura has barely been around-- Pfizer probably messed her up for life and she struggles to function normally in her day-to-day life.

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>>48936920
yeah it's normal for children to have heart attacks and strokes =D

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>>48954697
not reddit spacing

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>>48908535
Any moon people can translate the runes better than google?

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>>48908490
I hope is serious, it been enough time already we need a major vtuber death to solidify this industry as a real one
imagine all the views

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>>48950621
>any day now people will just drop dead...
>any day now...

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>>48959246
It's already happened.

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>>48959322
Yeah. 5 billion people. Gone

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>>48959570
Well, no, not everybody is the same. A lot of people have dropped dead, others have developed horrible lifelong health problems and autoimmune disorders, and still others were barely affected by the gene therapy shots. There was no consistency whatsoever in the batches, either, which obviously must have added to the variability.

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>>48959694
>A lot of people have dropped dead
Uh huh sure merican. Isn't it time for you to go guzzle down some corn syrup and lead paint

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>>48959077
Just copypaste it into Deepl, it does a good job translating it properly. I'll give it a shot anyway
>Sorry!!! I was torn on whether to tell you this as I knew it would worry you, but lately I've had a constant pain on the left side of my chest along with strong breathlessness, however I thought "well doctors aren't open during Golden Week anyway" so I endured it, though when I woke up this morning the pain had increased and I got scared, I've got my chronic illness as well, so I urgently visited a doctor!
>Therefore today's livestream will be cancelled! Sorry!! Best regards!!
god I hate Japs' tendency of run-on sentences with just commas and conjunctions. I kept it the way it was for accuracy

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>>48960393
I'm probably talking to a bot, but in case i'm not, it's honestly kind of sad that you go to bat for faceless and unaccountable multinational megacorporations, though it is your choice to do so.

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>>48908757
>people are only concerned about chest pain because the evil covid conspiracy that governments all over the world have universally coordinated on
I cannot imagine the state of your brain with the level of rot that's infesting it. Donate your body to science so you can do something of worth for once.

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>>48954930
huh?
>>48955590
huh?

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>>48960787
>anyone who doesn't share my opinion is a le bot npc!!!!!!
jump in front of a semi truck niggerfaggot

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>>48961810
>that governments all over the world have universally coordinated on
Not absolutely everybody needs to be in on the screw to make it happen, but you probably know that and prefer to be disingenuous.

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>>48962045
Trying way too hard.

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>>48962241
What are you talking about?

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>>48962324
Nevermind.

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R.I.P. duck

[Anonymous No.]

No update after 24 hours?